Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/26/13 - Bender Gending

[realmenhatelife]

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The funny thing about Latterman breaking up is the two guys more or less went on to start bands that sounded a lot like Latterman. The much faffed about Iron Chic and the less faffed about but preferable RVIVR. I never noticed but someone said almost all RVIVR songs are about gender identity. They are some greasy greasy scuzzballs. Going to see them in a few months, I imagine the stink in that room will sting your eyes.

Anyway, they're goofing on rancid some in this video, good for a laugh.

[realmenhatelife]

But I always find it unbelievable that bands will rep Long Island.

[sailor]

Cougars with hooters, yeah yeah

Ugh, what a horrible commercial.

[sailor]

No telecommuting is a horrible move for a company like yahoo.

[realmenhatelife]

Cougars with hooters, yeah yeah

Ugh, what a horrible commercial.

Cougar life, cougar hunt, cougar jack?

[realmenhatelife]

No telecommuting is a horrible move for a company like yahoo.

Everyone I know who does it treats their telecommutes like free sick days. I think it only works when you're on commission.

[sailor]

Cougar life, cougar hunt, cougar jack?

Life I think.

[sailor]

Everyone I know who does it treats their telecommutes like free sick days. I think it only works when you're on commission.

Sure, if you do it one day a week or random days. If you do it full time you can't.

[realmenhatelife]

Sure, if you do it one day a week or random days. If you do it full time you can't.

Yeah the people I know it's an occasional thing. They've been piloting customer service home agents at my company and I have to imagine they keep those people on a really tight leash, because they're really the dregs.

[hanso]

J J Mohrs! :clap:

[disneyspy]

jayjay and fezfez back to together again

[realmenhatelife]

Temple Grandin

[disneyspy]

Ricky182

[disneyspy]

the world will be alot less cool when jack nickolson dies

[disneyspy]

if someone asks manti teo if he's gay he can say "no i'm just practicing"

[disneyspy]

No Fags League

[realmenhatelife]

All the Jennifer Lawrence stuff has been really charming.

[disneyspy]

we should close the bases in europe and japan

[Warren Peace]

so Ron...do tell about your long history as a fan of Hanson.

[realmenhatelife]

Im not listening because an it guy is working on my computer but it seems like theyre really jumping around judging from the commentary

[disneyspy]

Im not listening because an it guy is working on my computer but it seems like theyre really jumping around judging from the commentary

fez has the stick

[realmenhatelife]

fez has the stick

That explains it. He is the two pump chump of news topics.

[disneyspy]

hey smurf,get your skinny lil ass over here and tell us about your trip

[jennysmurf]

hey smurf,get your skinny lil ass over here and tell us about your trip

I'll tell you nothing about anything. Good day to you sir!

[disneyspy]

I'll tell you nothing about anything. Good day to you sir!

ok tell the others about your trip,i wont look

[jennysmurf]

ok tell the others about your trip,i wont look

Yes you will, you're a peeky mcpeekerton.:nono:

[disneyspy]

ever notice that chicks that use the c-word are the c-word ?

[jennysmurf]

ever notice that chicks that use the c-word are the c-word ?

You're the c word.

[disneyspy]

thats too bad,i thought seth mcfarlan did a good job and that was the best oscars in a long time

[realmenhatelife]

Kinda like how girls that brag about being "guys girls" are usually alpha females not less female.

[realmenhatelife]

This guy remoted into my computer and has totally disappeared.

[disneyspy]

This guy remoted into my computer and has totally disappeared.

he's watching everything you type now,so call him an IT queer or sumpthin

[jennysmurf]

This guy remoted into my computer and has totally disappeared.

Don't worry, he's just getting your bank info and watching gay porn on your account.

[realmenhatelife]

Its my work computer so the porn is heteroflexible at its strongest. And im on my phone. The thing he was running froze 15 minutes ago, ill bet he went to lunch. My lunch is in my car.

[jennysmurf]

Its my work computer so the porn is heteroflexible at its strongest. And im on my phone. The thing he was running froze 15 minutes ago, ill bet he went to lunch. My lunch is in my car.

You're sitting in your car eating lunch? Loser.

[disneyspy]

Its my work computer so the porn is heteroflexible at its strongest. And im on my phone. The thing he was running froze 15 minutes ago, ill bet he went to lunch. My lunch is in my car.

i bet the IT guy is sitting in your car eating your lunch

[jennysmurf]

i bet the IT guy is sitting in your car eating your lunch

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

No, i wish i was sitting in my car eating lunch. And hed better not be, im so good at scooping bulk trailmix to maximize cashews and minimize sunflower seeds.

[disneyspy]

a pole smoker aghee ghee ghee

[jennysmurf]

That movie clip made me extremely uncomfortable.:unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

Some salty trailmix would surely pair with the apple i just ate at my desk like an animal.

[disneyspy]

That movie clip made me extremely uncomfortable.:unsure:

do you need something to smoke now?

[jennysmurf]

do you need something to smoke now?

Some salty trailmix would surely pair with the apple i just ate at my desk like an animal.

No, but I'm dying for an apple now.

[sailor]

No, but I'm dying for an apple now.

I had a nice Granny Smith last night. Jealous?

[realmenhatelife]

No, but I'm dying for an apple now.

Apples have kindof sucked since last year. I was buying the organic jawns which are like 3.50/lbs and they were pretty consistent. But you have to barcode them as a cheaper apple at the self checkout because who can afford that shit?

I gave up on this dude, I think his computer might've crashed or something.

[realmenhatelife]

I had a nice Granny Smith last night. Jealous?

Spy is, older the berry the sweeter the juice.


Also acceptable: Dont let your wife hear you calling her that.

[sailor]

Apples have kindof sucked since last year. I was buying the organic jawns which are like 3.50/lbs and they were pretty consistent. But you have to barcode them as a cheaper apple at the self checkout because who can afford that shit?

I gave up on this dude, I think his computer might've crashed or something.

Reboot and play dumb.

[realmenhatelife]

Reboot and play dumb.

I sent him a few messages on our intraoffice messaging and he didn't respond so I feel like booting the session was the right thing. The ticket is still open so he'll just get back to me when he's ready. Whatevs.

[disneyspy]

thats what i tell chicks after sex "thats all i had,sorry"

[realmenhatelife]

Ok hes back

[realmenhatelife]

thats what i tell chicks after sex "thats all i had,sorry"

Your Russian name is pushin rope

[jennysmurf]

I had a nice Granny Smith last night. Jealous?

No, I prefer the Fuji. And I happened to have one in the refrigerator, so craving appeased!

[deliciousV]

I had a nice Granny Smith last night. Jealous?

fuck that, red delicious is the way to go

[jennysmurf]

fuck that, red delicious is the way to go

No way, the skin is too bitter. Honeycrisp is the best, but they're not around very long. Fuji is the Ms. Congeniality of the apple world.

[disneyspy]

Your Russian name is pushin rope

heres your klingon name

Klingon Name:

This is a non standard Klingon name >> T'fil etah
of the House of:

fez

[jennysmurf]

heres your klingon name

Klingon Name:

This is a non standard Klingon name >> T'fil etah
of the House of:

fez

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[realmenhatelife]

fuck that, red delicious is the way to go

No way, the skin is too bitter. Honeycrisp is the best, but they're not around very long. Fuji is the Ms. Congeniality of the apple world.

And Red Delicious are always nasty and mealy. I like half sour apples.


Pink Lady is my go-to
Fuji and Gala are the work horses
Braeburns, honeycrisps or whatever red with green mixed in that feels really crisp is what I'll pick up otherwise.

But color/texture trumps variety for me.

[disneyspy]

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heres yours

Klingon Name:

This is a non standard Klingon name >> F'rums
of the House of:

san fransisco

[Chigworthy]

Honeycrisp and Pink Lady. That's it, there's no need to bring up lower-class apples like Red Delicious.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron, you hate broadway, why would you look back at the romantic era of it?

[disneyspy]

Honeycrisp and Pink Lady. That's it, there's no need to bring up lower-class apples like Red Delicious.

how do you like them apples

*ducks*

[sailor]

You're all crazy. A nice tart Granny Smith is the way to go. Red delicious goes 2nd. Nothing worse than a mealy and/or boring apple.

[deliciousV]

Honeycrisp and Pink Lady. That's it, there's no need to bring up lower-class apples like Red Delicious.

ouch

[Chigworthy]

You're all crazy. A nice tart Granny Smith is the way to go. Red delicious goes 2nd. Nothing worse than a mealy and/or boring apple.

You may be autistic, or have a nip o the ol retard, red delicious is the mealiest, most boring apple out there.

[realmenhatelife]

You're all crazy. A nice tart Granny Smith is the way to go. Red delicious goes 2nd. // Nothing worse than a mealy and/or boring apple.

These are two completely contradictory statements. Red D's dont taste like anything.

[jennysmurf]

how do you like them apples

*ducks*

I'm watching you buddy.:annoyed:

[disneyspy]

These are two completely contradictory statements. Red D's dont taste like anything.

what do black D's taste like?

*ducks again*

[realmenhatelife]

I went for a long drive last week. Didn't dress up though.

[jennysmurf]

what do black D's taste like?

*ducks again*

Too late.
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[realmenhatelife]

what do black D's taste like?

*ducks again*

You're never gonna get a kiss from Jenny like that.

[disneyspy]

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[sailor]

These are two completely contradictory statements. Red D's dont taste like anything.

Eh, my kid likes them. They're ok by me. Left to my own devices I'd go with the GS everytime.

[sailor]

Nothing makes me happier than a nice drive.

[disneyspy]

Nothing makes me happier than a nice drive.

the only time i like it is in the fall,this area with the hills and maples is amazing

[sailor]

I love that commercial with the crying Italian!

[sailor]

No, I prefer the Fuji. And I happened to have one in the refrigerator, so craving appeased!

And don't keep apples in the fridge!

[jennysmurf]

You're never gonna get a kiss from Jenny like that.

He's never gonna anyway.

[disneyspy]

He's never gonna anyway.

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[jennysmurf]

And don't keep apples in the fridge!

Yuh huh! I love my apples chilled. And I like my fruit cold, too.

[sailor]

Yuh huh! I love my apples chilled. And I like my fruit cold, too.

It's bad for them.

[jennysmurf]

It's bad for them.

You're bad for them.

[realmenhatelife]

Wouldn't it be eerie if the lifeboat was for apple varieties?

[disneyspy]

You're bad for them.

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[jennysmurf]

Wouldn't it be eerie if the lifeboat was for apple varieties?

Then we'd know they pay attention to us.:down:

[jennysmurf]

Anytime someone visits me, I take them for a drive down Route 1 along the Pacific Ocean. It's really breathtaking.

[disneyspy]

Anytime someone visits me, I take them for a drive down Route 1 along the Pacific Ocean. It's really breathtaking.

good job

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[sailor]

Joplin.

[disneyspy]

jim morrison better find a door to float on

[realmenhatelife]

Its jim Morrison, totally easy.

[disneyspy]

Joplin.

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[A.J.]

Cobain and Joplin are both expendable.

[realmenhatelife]

But what happens, their work doesn't exist anymore? Cus they're dead.

[disneyspy]

Cobain and Joplin are both expendable.

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[sailor]

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Yeah, Cobain is just silly for him to type.

[hanso]

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[realmenhatelife]

We have enough drunk, fat, bad poets in the world.

[sailor]

We have enough drunk, fat, bad poets in the world.

Hey, DS is sober for a long time now!

[A.J.]

Cobain and Joplin are both expendable.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85cavgOeW1rqfhi2o1_500.gif

Yeah, Cobain is just silly for him to type.

Cobain is an overrated hack. I like Dave Grohl's stuff a hell of a lot more than anything Cobain did.

[sailor]

Cobain is an overrated hack. I like Dave Grohl's stuff a hell of a lot more than anything Cobain did.

Now you're just being contrarian.

[disneyspy]

Hey, DS is sober for a long time now!

HA!

[jennysmurf]

Hey, DS is sober for a long time now!

HA!

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Hendrix was my first saved. This is nuts.

[jennysmurf]

Jim Morrison has to go.:thumbdown:

[disneyspy]

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[sailor]

Jim Morrison has to go.:thumbdown:

Girls don't get him.

[disneyspy]

back in the ron and ron days fast eddie did a parody of this song for some game show and it had ron ron ron ron ron ron and the gay

[realmenhatelife]

Uh Ron, David Lynch does have a band. He put out an album last year.

[A.J.]

Jim Morrison has to go.:thumbdown:

Girls don't get him.

But he got the girls.

[realmenhatelife]

No one tell Fez about Zidane.

[disneyspy]

i'm anti any-kind-of-slapping

[jennysmurf]

back in the ron and ron days fast eddie did a parody of this song for some game show and it had ron ron ron ron ron ron and the gay

You should call in with that.

[jennysmurf]

i'm anti any-kind-of-slapping

Then why do you do things that make me need to slap you? You bring it on yourself, you know. You just won't learn.

[A.J.]

i'm anti any-kind-of-slapping

Not me.

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[realmenhatelife]

Wicker Bag, Fez you were just in Williamsburg.

[disneyspy]

You should call in with that.

i'm saving my one call a year for something fun

[Warren Peace]

Fez is just jealous. In 10 seconds, that guy touched more strange ween than Fez has in his entire life.

[sailor]

But he got the girls.

It was a snipe at RMHL.

[realmenhatelife]

It was a snipe at RMHL.

Leeds will have words with you.

[disneyspy]

i like to be nude when i eat veganas

[realmenhatelife]

i like to be nude when i eat veganas

God would have to have a baby with Andre The Giant to make a person with hands big enough to slap you as much as you deserve for that.

[disneyspy]

God would have to have a baby with Andre The Giant to make a person with hands big enough to slap you as much as you deserve for that.

:lol:

[disneyspy]

if someone finds my phone the only way they can get it back to me is if they know what my balls look like

[realmenhatelife]

White Dude Black Chick all the way.

[jennysmurf]

if someone finds my phone the only way they can get it back to me is if they know what my balls look like

Unfortunately, that would be everyone from the listening thread.

[realmenhatelife]

Unfortunately, that would be everyone from the listening thread.

And the Kindercare.

[jennysmurf]

And the Kindercare.

Yikes!:help:

[disneyspy]

Unfortunately, that would be everyone from the listening thread.

you people love me spicy meat a balls

[deliciousV]

if someone finds my phone the only way they can get it back to me is if they know what my balls look like

why bother returning it, how much could a new jitterbug cost?

[jennysmurf]

why bother returning it, how much could a new jitterbug cost?

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

hack

[deliciousV]

hack

hairball?

[realmenhatelife]

Speaking of gross this woman on Antiques Roadshow last night collected these german porcelan dolls sitting on chamber pots. Some of them were called "gildscheissen" and they were little kids shitting gold coins.

The appraiser was like "Oh isn't this a lovely message" of the one that was the black kid and the white kid trying to sit on the same chamber pot at the same time.

Mercifully they were not worth much money.

[Ham N Egger]

Just hearing the show now. Pepper stole (appropriated?) that DICK thing from Workaholics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rresdxefdnQ

[disneyspy]

Just hearing the show now. Pepper stole (appropriated?) that DICK thing from Workaholics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rresdxefdnQ

BANG BANG!