Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/28/13 - Hand Out

[realmenhatelife]

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Someone finally put my favorite marnie stern song on youtube. Continuing our female shredders series from yesterday. Love how the tone drops 2:30.

[sailor]

Show will open with Marco McMillian.

[disneyspy]

Show will open with Marco McMillian.
you're crazy,it'll open with

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[realmenhatelife]

ELO has 5 songs?

[disneyspy]

ELO has 5 songs?

i cant make myself do it

[realmenhatelife]

Opie was talking up getting some guys from Journey, I cant believe he snaked that from Ron.

[sailor]

you're crazy,it'll open with

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I meant fez will lead with that news story.

[disneyspy]

I meant fez will lead with that news story.

the one with the gay?

[realmenhatelife]

I meant fez will lead with that news story.

Morrissey says Gays dont make war made the Ibang, and apparantly the pope is gay. So you've got some competition.

[sailor]

Morrissey says Gays dont make war made the Ibang, and apparantly the pope is gay. So you've got some competition.

Could have sworn they mentioned the morrissey a few days back. Pope isn't gay; let's be serious.

[disneyspy]

manti teo is the pope?

[realmenhatelife]

Could have sworn they mentioned the morrissey a few days back. Pope isn't gay; let's be serious.

They might've when it broke but I just noticed it's on the newswire. Gay Pope is on Gawker right now, I guess it was a long standing rumor, so you know how they do.


I was delighted to read that it's been a rumor for years when Opie was crowing about having 'inside information' this morning.

[realmenhatelife]

Well, the lead story involved getting cream into things, so Sailor gets half credit.

[Chigworthy]

It seems like some people don't understand that oreo thing is a joke.

[Chigworthy]

I was delighted to read that it's been a rumor for years when Opie was crowing about having 'inside information' this morning.

Did he have viral information?

[disneyspy]

if you take out the cream of an oreo all youre left with is the cookie,the cookie,cookie cookie...

[sailor]

Well, the lead story involved getting cream into things, so Sailor gets half credit.

I'll count that as a win.

I'm not an Oreo fan, but fez is spot on with saying they should sell the Oreo filling in its own. It's just like how they sell Reese's peanut butter. And Ron's wrong, people also divide peanut butter crackers.

[sailor]

Hot air balloon? Too soon.

[sailor]

I'd never get in a balloon or helicopter.

[disneyspy]

I'd never get in a balloon or helicopter.

that because you're a sailor

[LeedsJr]

Oh, goody, another day of wheezing, lip smacking, and refusing to talk to Fez. :dry:

Seriously, Ron's breathing is so loud in my ear buds it sounds like he's got the mic shoved up his nose. :wacko:

[PapaBear]

I'll count that as a win.

I'm not an Oreo fan, but fez is spot on with saying they should sell the Oreo filling in its own. It's just like how they sell Reese's peanut butter. And Ron's wrong, people also divide peanut butter crackers.
Reese's Peanut Butter is just peanut butter with the Reese's name. It's not the same stuff that's in the candy. I can't imagine what you'd do with actual Oreo filling. It's not like it would go on a sandwich.

[realmenhatelife]

I'd never get in a balloon or helicopter.

A balloon just seems boring.

[PapaBear]

I'd never get in a balloon or helicopter.
BALLOONICOPTER!!!

[LeedsJr]

Reese's Peanut Butter is just peanut butter with the Reese's name. It's not the same stuff that's in the candy. I can't imagine what you'd do with actual Oreo filling. It's not like it would go on a sandwich.

Anybody ever throw Oreos into a campfire? Honest to god, the cream burns bright green.

[sailor]

Reese's Peanut Butter is just peanut butter with the Reese's name. It's not the same stuff that's in the candy. I can't imagine what you'd do with actual Oreo filling. It's not like it would go on a sandwich.

Yeah, the Reese's was a big disappointment. You could use it like fluff or frosting.

[realmenhatelife]

What if they bring in Robert Wuhl to New Bomb Turks? That would be great.

[disneyspy]

i saw robert wahl last week up here in my town during the comedy fest,he did a great show but colin quinn fuckin ruled

[sailor]

What if they bring in Robert Wuhl to New Bomb Turks? That would be great.

I'll take your word for it.

[disneyspy]

jenny told me they use oreos at manhole covers in smurf land

[PapaBear]

jenny told me they use oreos at manhole covers in smurf land
I really don't like the idea of Oreos being anywhere near my man hole.

[hanso]

Could have been Pope Bennie in the jet

[disneyspy]

the pope just landed at his new digs,he must be a fan of liberace cuz he just put on a sequened cape

[realmenhatelife]

I'll take your word for it.

See Robert Wuhl played a guy called Neubaum Turk in the movie Hollywood Knights that Ron was talking about. And The New Bomb Turks are a really awesome detroit garage rock band. It's synergy.




Man, I never realized how much Eukie Washington looks like Paul Mooney.

[hanso]

Anybody ever throw Oreos into a campfire? Honest to god, the cream burns bright green.

Sure that wasn't a KKK meeting?

[hanso]

i saw robert wahl last week up here in my town during the comedy fest,he did a great show but colin quinn fuckin ruled

Bought a wahl clipper few weeks ago

[CountryBob]

I loved using the helicopter back when I had a super cool job years ago.

[CountryBob]

All of the Pope talk has me humming Pope Bobo baby Pope Bobo baby number 1

[realmenhatelife]

If Ron doesn't think he plays both sides then Ron doesn't know what play both sides means.

[sailor]

If Ron doesn't think he plays both sides then Ron doesn't know what play both sides means.

Ron's bicoastal?!

[disneyspy]

Ron's bicoastal?!

thats the worst thing you say about a man

[sailor]

thats the worst thing you say about a man

Find a place and live there! Amirite?!

[disneyspy]

Find a place and live there! Amirite?!

fuckin pope

you guys see this new castle gandoflo? place fucking rocks and theres a crowd and hes doing his pope thing

[CountryBob]

fuckin pope

you guys see this new castle gandoflo? place fucking rocks and theres a crowd and hes doing his pope thing
I saw him doing the worm after hitting the keg

[Dell]

Mule...we don't need another dead air character

[disneyspy]

mule needs to be beat like a govenment something or another

[disneyspy]

since he's from missouri they should show him the door

[sailor]

Love the foundation series!

[CountryBob]

At least someone is trying something spontaneous - less interviewing of boring fuckers

[A.J.]

"Heh, heh...Mule."

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[CountryBob]

Oh god this is really bad

[hanso]

Caller with a reggie the florist mention

[disneyspy]

Caller with a reggie the florist mention

i thought frank was the one that "roofied and mouth fucked"

almost submitted that without mod proofing it

[jennysmurf]

i thought frank was the one that "roofied and mouth fucked"

almost submitted that without mod proofing it

Quotes mean nothing to me.:devil2:

[sailor]

i thought frank was the one that "roofied and mouth fucked"

almost submitted that without mod proofing it

The girls have no morals. Be warned!

[sailor]

Quotes mean nothing to me.:devil2:

See?!

[jennysmurf]

See?!

:laugh:

[casual]

Oh, goody, another day of wheezing, lip smacking, and refusing to talk to Fez. :dry:

Seriously, Ron's breathing is so loud in my ear buds it sounds like he's got the mic shoved up his nose. :wacko:

Yup! It sounds like Ron has a giant glob of peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth.

[disneyspy]

damn i miss westmillietom

[realmenhatelife]

Why is the smell of wishbone italian dressing on ice berg lettuce so delicious when I know how terrible it is?

[disneyspy]

holy shit fez's queen imitation was great

[Recyclerz]

I think Fezzie has the truth bomb on his side this time.

[Lemieux66]

Why is the smell of wishbone italian dressing on ice berg lettuce so delicious when I know how terrible it is?

What's terrible about either of those things?

[PapaBear]

What's terrible about either of those things?
The terribleness.

[disneyspy]

I think Fezzie has the truth bomb on his side this time.

ya i have no idea where queenie is coming from

[Recyclerz]

ya i have no idea where queenie is coming from

Going against Fez is usually a safe bet but sometimes he fools you.

[Warren Peace]

wow...there was a lot of Soundboard Fez material right there.

[realmenhatelife]

Poofter is Australian i think.

[Warren Peace]

so is this character based on Fez's inner voice?

[sailor]

Poofter is Australian i think.

6. There is NO rule 6!

[realmenhatelife]

6. There is NO rule 6!

Nice one, Bruce.

[sailor]

Nice one, Bruce.

Can I call you Bruce, to avoid confusion?

[sailor]

Poofter is Australian i think.

For queer?

[realmenhatelife]

For queer?

Thats what they say.





Sofia Coppola's first short film was called Lick the Star, I remember it being on IFC back in the day. It was the first time I ever heard The Amps.

[realmenhatelife]

James Caan was in Bottle Rocket, Ron. That's not cheating?

[realmenhatelife]

And you're lying if you say Blood Simple, you didn't see Blood Simple before you saw Raising Arizona.

[disneyspy]

Poofter is Australian i think.

For queer?

HAHAHHAHAHA!! classic

sorry it took so long but i had to go out for some american cigarettes

[realmenhatelife]

The way Ron talks about movies makes me want to hate movies.

[hanso]

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One Direction a shoe to the junk

[sailor]

And you're lying if you say Blood Simple, you didn't see Blood Simple before you saw Raising Arizona.

I still haven't seen raising Arizona. So there.

[sailor]

HAHAHHAHAHA!! classic

sorry it took so long but i had to go out for some american cigarettes

Thanks! I was really proud of that silly little line.

[realmenhatelife]

Brian Singers first movie was not Usual Suspects, judgey mc judgerson.

[realmenhatelife]

I still haven't seen raising Arizona. So there.

It's good, you should see it.

[jennysmurf]

I still haven't seen raising Arizona. So there.

Go out right now and get that movie. Now, Mister!

[disneyspy]

Go out right now and get that movie. Now, Mister!

so many social engagements,so little time

[jennysmurf]

It's good, you should see it.

Go out right now and get that movie. Now, Mister!

You gotta be tougher with him if you're going to raise him right.

[jennysmurf]

so many social engagements,so little time

He's got nothin goin on.

[realmenhatelife]

Go out right now and get that movie. Now, Mister!

Well let him Netflix it atleast, you dont need to buy DVDs anymore.

[Lemieux66]

THX 1138 might be the dullest movie of all time. I remember Dave used to love it, which is another strike on its record.

[hanso]

THX 1138 might be the dullest movie of all time. I remember Dave used to love it, which is another strike on its record.

Felt same for raising Arizona

[disneyspy]

Felt same for raising Arizona

WHAT!?! i dont know if i can allow you to be my agent anymore

[jennysmurf]

Well let him Netflix it atleast, you dont need to buy DVDs anymore.

That's the lazy way. You don't want him to grow up and be lazy do you?

[sailor]

Well let him Netflix it atleast, you dont need to buy DVDs anymore.

It's been on my queue forever. I watched the first half-hour but it was too late. I need to find the time.

[realmenhatelife]

The total irony of Ron's genre hate is that genre directors were the real pioneers and trendsetters in movies up until genre movies became tentpole movies. The independent film booms of the 70s and 90s existed because of genre directors. And Ron likes genre movies, like gangster movies and supposedly hard sci fi, but he shits on comic book movies. Now, is The Avengers the same as The Thing? No, ofcourse not. But there's a tradition there he ignores.

[hanso]

Popes last day runed the view today no hot topics BOOO!

[disneyspy]

Popes last day runed the view today no hot topics BOOO!

wheres your window? in rome or sumpthin? tsssssss

[disneyspy]

i hope they invite miss teen delaware to this first time movie fest

[newport king]

Do you think when these two women walk towards a doorway they both try to squeeze thru at once? Christ, one at a time ladies.

[disneyspy]

Do you think when these two women walk towards a doorway they both try to squeeze thru at once? Christ, one at a time ladies.

haha,its like they try to start each others sentences then finish them

[CountryBob]

Who are these high school chicks?

[disneyspy]

Who are these high school chicks?

first time fisters

[hanso]

Who are these high school chicks?

first time fisters

It's over :clap:

[disneyspy]

hahahaha "where is nearest taco bell"

[A.J.]

God, these characters are awful.

[disneyspy]

God, these characters are awful.

so awful,theyre kinda funny

[CountryBob]

Fez actually sounds like a guy with this character

[hanso]

Latin bar mitzvah there's a new one

[disneyspy]

i'm just glad friday got a job as a super

[hanso]

i'm just glad friday got a job as a super

You found work? wtg I'm next went somewhere this am

[disneyspy]

You found work? wtg I'm next went somewhere this am

GOOD LUCK!

[realmenhatelife]

Oh my goodness.

[disneyspy]

hahahaaahahahaahahahahhahahahaa frank watson GIZZTIME!

[A.J.]

OK, THIS is pretty funny.

[realmenhatelife]

I feel like Pepper showed a bunch of Davey Mac tapes to this kid to develop his writing style.

[hanso]

hahahaaahahahaahahahahhahahahaa frank watson GIZZTIME!

Like how Fez reacted when it started

[disneyspy]

did you guys see davey mac's first time up as a stand up? fucking great 4 minutes

[Warren Peace]

Is this segment called "A Day in the Life That Fez Wished He Had"?

[CountryBob]

I hate being on sailor time

[Warren Peace]

uh oh...we're veering off the road into the ditch

[disneyspy]

I hate being on sailor time

we have a new name for that its called JIZZ TIME!!

[CountryBob]

Ron yelling the catch phrase is funny

[hanso]

did you guys see davey mac's first time up as a stand up? fucking great 4 minutes

No is it on youtube or dave's site?

[Warren Peace]

Ok..the "created in the womb" line was pretty good.

[A.J.]

"This is preposterous!" :laugh:

[disneyspy]

No is it on youtube or daves site?

I'LL POST IT HERE AFTER THE SHOW

[hanso]

Fez: No I won't say Jizz Time! :lol:

[Warren Peace]

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my jizztime pal"

[disneyspy]

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[CountryBob]

Ron is slamming fez today

[realmenhatelife]

It's so weird to see Pepper's voice come out of his actual body.

[hanso]

It's Donk Mania!

[CountryBob]

See ya - come back tomorrow same jizz time same jizz channel