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realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 06:34 AM
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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

A danceable twofer Friday.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 06:40 AM
mornin buddays! happy black friday ya'll!

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disneyspy
03-01-2013, 06:59 AM
Spy Wins Again!!

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 07:03 AM
Ron just brought up a dance off because I'm psychic.

hanso
03-01-2013, 07:07 AM
No funk?

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 07:08 AM
I really cant believe they're throwing Larry Clark into great directors. He's a great child molester, that's about it.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:10 AM
I really cant believe they're throwing Larry Clark into great directors. He's a great child molester, that's about it.

seems like all they're talking about him is his pedophelia

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 07:11 AM
Buddays.

Where's Fez?

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:13 AM
Buddays.

Where's Fez?

he quit posting here YEARS ago!

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 07:17 AM
he quit posting here YEARS ago!

I asked because Ron made a comment that made it sound like he wasn't in the studio, but then he chimed in. :unsure:

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 07:18 AM
seems like all they're talking about him is his pedophelia

They had him on their great films by first time directors list. Ron scoffed at Bryan Singer because he made X Men after Usual Suspects, but Larry Clarke can get up to some really questionable stuff with super young amateur actors and he's cool.

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 07:18 AM
Drownd? :laugh:

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 07:20 AM
"A shooting somewhere in America" That's a hell of a spy report.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:20 AM
I asked because Ron made a comment that made it sound like he wasn't in the studio, but then he chimed in. :unsure:

ya i know,my "humor" must be off today

hanso
03-01-2013, 07:20 AM
Florida has water aquifers Ron

Dell
03-01-2013, 07:22 AM
moaning buddays...two surgeries this week and there is no room for three!

:bye:

hanso
03-01-2013, 07:22 AM
ya i know,my "humor" must be off today

Wouldn't say so..carry on sir.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:22 AM
when i heard the doorbell i thought a new character was coming on the show,turned out it was jehova witnesses

Dell
03-01-2013, 07:23 AM
"A shooting somewhere in America" That's a hell of a spy report.

one of the best EVER...it is a continuous improvement process

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:23 AM
moaning buddays...two surgeries this week and there is no room for three!

:bye:

aint nobody got time for that!

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:24 AM
one of the best EVER...it is a continuous improvement process

your sig is too big,please resize

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 07:25 AM
ya i know,my "humor" must be off today

Get the leaches, we'll set your humors right.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:27 AM
i call my dick my funny bone cuz when chicks see it they start to laugh

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 07:28 AM
i call my dick my funny bone cuz when chicks see it they start to laugh

Not because it has an elbow in it?

Dell
03-01-2013, 07:28 AM
your sig is too big,please resize

what are the max dimensions?

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:30 AM
what are the max dimensions?

when i wake up with morning wood its 6 1/2 inches long X a silver dollar around

hanso
03-01-2013, 07:31 AM
jj mohrs! darn radio station for his show is off 2 days now :glurps:

PapaBear
03-01-2013, 07:31 AM
your sig is too big,please resize

what are the max dimensions?
Get a room, you two.

CountryBob
03-01-2013, 07:37 AM
Just found out I'm allergic to cats dogs weed and mites - Aint gonna be having no more fun now :(

Warren Peace
03-01-2013, 07:39 AM
Just found out I'm allergic to cats dogs weed and mites - Aint gonna be having no more fun now :(

My condolences to your sex life

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 07:40 AM
Just found out I'm allergic to cats dogs weed and mites - Aint gonna be having no more fun now :(

No more smoking a joint and catching mites from the dogs while chasing the cat around.

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 07:40 AM
The Harlem Shake is totally irrelevant until Kate Upton does it.

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 07:41 AM
Just found out I'm allergic to cats dogs weed and mites - Aint gonna be having no more fun now :(

You know what's good for allergies? Beer and bourbon. :drunk:

Dell
03-01-2013, 07:42 AM
when i wake up with morning wood its 6 1/2 inches long X a silver dollar around

you call your boyfriend "morning wood"...how cute

A.J.
03-01-2013, 07:43 AM
I'll bet this kid's restaurant has the cleanest windows in town.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:45 AM
you call your boyfriend "morning wood"...how cute

you call your boyfriend big black cock,thats just lazy

Dell
03-01-2013, 07:48 AM
our nephew with special needs is the dishwasher at the NASA Langley cafeteria...he absolutely LOVES his job and the people he works with seem to like him

sailor
03-01-2013, 07:48 AM
you call your boyfriend big black cock,thats just lazy

How had Ron not heard of bbc as a porn term yesterday?

Lemieux66
03-01-2013, 07:49 AM
This immediately reminded me of the O&A bit from like 5-6 years ago with the retarded kid doing a cooking show about how to cook chicken. Ant was horrified.

hanso
03-01-2013, 07:53 AM
This immediately reminded me of the O&A bit from like 5-6 years ago with the retarded kid doing a cooking show about how to cook chicken. Ant was horrified.

Still haven't found the videos of this

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:54 AM
How had Ron not heard of bbc as a porn term yesterday?

what the fuck kinda delay are you on?

sailor
03-01-2013, 07:56 AM
what the fuck kinda delay are you on?

You started.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 07:58 AM
i dont want you guys to think i suck cock but i wanted that signed SLINGBLADE dvd and first responded yesterday

sailor
03-01-2013, 07:59 AM
Still haven't found the videos of this

Can't remember where you posted them? ;)

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:02 AM
I hope they get Tom Colicchio in to talk about this new documentary he's in that his wife directed, about the hunger problem in America. I think he could school Ron about the need to lower the price of quality foods and the link between poverty and obesity. Just reading about it on AVclub.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:04 AM
I hope they get Tom Colicchio in to talk about this new documentary he's in that his wife directed, about the hunger problem in America. I think he could school Ron about the need to lower the price of quality foods and the link between poverty and obesity. Just reading about it on AVclub.

wasnt she just on jon stewart?

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:06 AM
this is pretty cool

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realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:08 AM
wasnt she just on jon stewart?

Maybe, it looks like they're doing the rounds, I dont watch.

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:08 AM
I think all these East Coast homos think the Golden Gate and the Bay Bridge are the same thing.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:10 AM
Another food that smells fantastic but tastes awful: Ramen.

If you're keeping track it's Ramen, popcorn, wishbone italian dressing on iceberg lettuce.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:11 AM
I think all these East Coast homos think the Golden Gate and the Bay Bridge are the same thing.

i think all these washington DC area fags think the mackinac bridge goes to canada

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:12 AM
Fucked around and got a triple double, today was a good day.

sailor
03-01-2013, 08:14 AM
Another food that smells fantastic but tastes awful: Ramen.

If you're keeping track it's Ramen, popcorn, wishbone italian dressing on iceberg lettuce.

Ramen is fine. Popcorn is wonderful. I don't use wishbone, but how can they fuck up Italian?

Dell
03-01-2013, 08:15 AM
Ramen is fine. Popcorn is wonderful. I don't use wishbone, but how can they fuck up Italian?

MLC...duh

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:15 AM
you know what tastes good? sour wild apples

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:16 AM
Ramen is fine. Popcorn is wonderful. I don't use wishbone, but how can they fuck up Italian?

But the disparity between how good they smell and how not good they taste. I'll eat a cup o noodles, or some popcorn just fine, but when I smell them they smell like the best thing ever.

Wishbone is ok but I like balsamic based italians, like Neuman's lite balsamic. But really I make the good seasons in the shaker bottle and I put some mustard in it to cream it up and make it a little sharper.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:17 AM
Sav Rocca isn't a football player either, he's Australian Rules Football, and he's doing just great in the NFL. Kickers have a unique skill set, they dont have to be football players to be good kickers.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:18 AM
Blowhard has such a vitriole for women in sports you know he hasn't had his dick touched since the Carter was in office.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:19 AM
something tells me blowhard is against danica being in NASCAR too

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:19 AM
Oh blowhard, you old man.

The first UFC female fights were a huge hit a couple weeks ago. Women approved for combat duty in the military. These aren't you mom's bitches, these are the modern day bitches that can take a beating.

hanso
03-01-2013, 08:22 AM
That video is cool. What would Fez say about the deer getting blown?

Blowhard needs to go fuck Blowhard

A.J.
03-01-2013, 08:23 AM
Oh blowhard, you old man.

The first UFC female fights were a huge hit a couple weeks ago. Women approved for combat duty in the military. These aren't you mom's bitches, these are the modern day bitches that can take a beating.

Good. Then we don't need to pass that Violence Against Women Act (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/25/the-violence-against-women-act-is-on-life-support/).

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:24 AM
blowhard is still pissed that women get to vote

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:24 AM
Good. Then we don't need to pass that Violence Against Women Act (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/25/the-violence-against-women-act-is-on-life-support/).

Exactly. I can comfortably speak for all of us "Gen Xers" that we have no problem with women getting the shit knocked out of them.

Dell
03-01-2013, 08:25 AM
Blowhard and Fez are proud members of...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOCVZ44NT3NTvLGmIEOmYBOb0_SJQey B04e2DgHOpmP7dmr21Pbw

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:27 AM
i want to give you guys my address so if i ever become as senile as blowhard one of you will come shoot me in the head

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:28 AM
It's the same argument that blowhards use against female police officers, that they are not physically equal to men. But that only works at the upper end of the spectrum, which is a narrow band. Will the strongest man on the planet be stronger than the strongest woman? Yes. But there are plenty of females that are stronger than males, so just basing a selection on someone's sex is ridiculous.

hanso
03-01-2013, 08:28 AM
Shame on Fez for not coming up with the gay compound news he was on a football roll yesterday but crashed fast.

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:28 AM
i want to give you guys my address so if i ever become as senile as blowhard one of you will come shoot me in the head

Better give it over real quick like.

Dell
03-01-2013, 08:29 AM
i want to give you guys my address so if i ever become as senile as blowhard one of you will come shoot me in the head

thanks...but, I'm all about prevention

Warren Peace
03-01-2013, 08:30 AM
It's the same argument that blowhards use against female police officers, that they are not physically equal to men. But that only works at the upper end of the spectrum, which is a narrow band. Will the strongest man on the planet be stronger than the strongest woman? Yes. But there are plenty of females that are stronger than males, so just basing a selection on someone's sex is ridiculous.

I love how Blowhard brings up the physical argument meanwhile he's an invalid

sailor
03-01-2013, 08:31 AM
But the disparity between how good they smell and how not good they taste. I'll eat a cup o noodles, or some popcorn just fine, but when I smell them they smell like the best thing ever.

Wishbone is ok but I like balsamic based italians, like Neuman's lite balsamic. But really I make the good seasons in the shaker bottle and I put some mustard in it to cream it up and make it a little sharper.

Love the popcorn. Balsamic vinaigrette is the best, def. Never thought of the mustard, but it sounds great.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:32 AM
thanks...but, I'm all about prevention

DONT SHOOT YOURSELF!!

let me do it

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 08:32 AM
I love how Blowhard brings up the physical argument meanwhile he's an invalid

OH SHIT SON!!!

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:32 AM
Blowhards real concern is he knows the jets would draft this kicker.

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:33 AM
This just bolsters my theory that all football fans are homosexual.

sailor
03-01-2013, 08:34 AM
Blowhard has such a vitriole for women in sports you know he hasn't had his dick touched since the Carter was in office.

Best admin ever.

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:34 AM
Robert Wuhl was great in Wiseguy. SO dreamy.

deliciousV
03-01-2013, 08:34 AM
something tells me blowhard is against danica being in NASCAR too

I don't have a problem with Danica, I have no doubt she is the best female driver in the world and was very competitive in the Indie cars, but she definitely is being used as a marketing tool. She ran a full season in the Nationwide series last year and rarely managed to finish a race on the lead lap, the only time she threatened the front of the pack was at restrictor plate tracks. No car owner would have moved another driver up into the big show with her record, let alone to drive for a top team running the same equipment as Stewart, Johnson, Earnhardt, and Gordon. She got a top ride with a shit record, that is all marketing. She did good at Daytona, a restrictor plate track. She won't finish on the lead lap this week, if she finishes at all.

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 08:37 AM
Hicks lotd:

"Maggots !? This is gorgeous!"

deliciousV
03-01-2013, 08:39 AM
Robert Wuhl was great in Wiseguy. SO dreamy.

Ken Wahl, that was Ken Wahl. And yes he was dreamy

Lemieux66
03-01-2013, 08:39 AM
Can we just put Fez and Blowhard in a room together somewhere and let them be miserable with each other away from a microphone?

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 08:41 AM
Can we just put Fez and Blowhard in a room together somewhere and let them be miserable with each other away from a microphone?

It would be Lord of the Flies within minutes.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:47 AM
I really want to see Room 237.

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 08:55 AM
It would be Lord of the Flies within minutes.

But with 2 Piggies.

As if listening to Ron discussing FILM isn't bad enough, now I have to listen to him discuss it with an awful-voiced, dull-as-paste intern?? :wacko:

I just got back from trying to go to the pub for the first time this week, and the damn place was packed. Guess I'll work for another hour or so and try again. :drunk:

deliciousV
03-01-2013, 08:58 AM
But with 2 Piggies.

As if listening to Ron discussing FILM isn't bad enough, now I have to listen to him discuss it with an awful-voiced, dull-as-paste intern?? :wacko:

I just got back from trying to go to the pub for the first time this week, and the damn place was packed. Guess I'll work for another hour or so and try again. :drunk:

so what you're saying is business picks up when you aren't there?

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 08:59 AM
Oh boy, I just looked at The 5, and if you dont want to hear some class A snobbery you may want to adjourn to the pub with Leeds.

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 09:00 AM
so what you're saying is business picks up when you aren't there?

How the hell should I know what happens when I'm not there?

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 09:01 AM
Oh boy, I just looked at The 5, and if you dont want to hear some class A snobbery you may want to adjourn to the pub with Leeds.

Just the topic is enough for me to turn the show off.

I'll listen to Mike Francesa's opening, then it's off to the pub! :drunk:

hanso
03-01-2013, 09:15 AM
Just had jj mohrs on over the break guess what was on? The top 5!


Just made a blt so that is my entry

Lemieux66
03-01-2013, 09:18 AM
I think they're talking about food, but it's hard to tell between the lip smacking and Ron sounding like he's constantly swallowing down something trying to escape up his throat.

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 09:20 AM
so what you're saying is business picks up when you aren't there?

:laugh:

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 09:20 AM
Oh boy, I just looked at The 5, and if you dont want to hear some class A snobbery you may want to adjourn to the pub with Leeds.

If you're cute, he'll buy.

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:23 AM
Getting ready for my lunch of hush puppies, smoked pork belly and bourbon pit beans. Real piggy time here.

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 09:25 AM
Getting ready for my lunch of hush puppies, smoked pork belly and bourbon pit beans. Real piggy time here.

You're getting nothing done the rest of the day. Unless you can work from the terlet.

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:26 AM
You're getting nothing done the rest of the day. Unless you can work from the terlet.

Grow up.

hanso
03-01-2013, 09:26 AM
Getting ready for my lunch of hush puppies, smoked pork belly and bourbon pit beans. Real piggy time here.

You could out blast lil jimmy with all that

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:26 AM
You could out blast lil jimmy with all that

Grow up.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 09:28 AM
he doesnt grow up,he throws up and then you come around the corner and eat it up!

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:29 AM
They're out of pork belly. Beef burnt ends it is!

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:30 AM
he doesnt grow up,he throws up and then you come around the corner and eat it up!

Fat, sober, bad poet. ;)

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 09:32 AM
i'd rather choke the chicken than cut its head off

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:33 AM
i'd rather choke the chicken than cut its head off

Ouch!

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 09:35 AM
Ouch!

He's doing it wrong too!

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:36 AM
i'd rather choke the chicken than cut its head off

Barbecue place I'm eating at was just playing some country-type song "choke that chicken." Mind blown.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 09:38 AM
Barbecue place I'm eating at was just playing some country-type song "choke that chicken." Mind blown.

HA!

maple syrup is the only thing i will spend the money on,even tho its expensive,its worth it compared to that HFCS log cabin or aunt jamima shit

A.J.
03-01-2013, 09:43 AM
I used to live across the street from a farm and they used to sell milk in glass bottles. Best milk I ever had.

And Ron keeps mentioning bakeries for fresh bread, but most of the ones I knew back home closed over the past few years because they couldn't compete with supermarkets. I'd kill for a loaf of fresh-baked Italian bread.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 09:48 AM
i never believed that local honey non sense til last year when i bought some and went almost alergy free all spring and summer

sailor
03-01-2013, 09:51 AM
They should do the Harlem shake at a shake shack.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 09:55 AM
the original harlem shake

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1725303/pee-wee-herman-dance-o.gif

Dell
03-01-2013, 10:00 AM
if you want your free Big O kit, don't forget to enter offer code DULL at checkout...that's D O L L, DULL at checkout

Chigworthy
03-01-2013, 10:03 AM
It must suck for all you guys living where you can't get fresh bread, dairy, meat, vegetables, honey, and meth right down the street.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:04 AM
Beans never give me gas, I guess I'm lucky.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 10:04 AM
every time i try and get fresh i get slapped

Dell
03-01-2013, 10:05 AM
It must suck for all you guys living where you can't get fresh bread, dairy, meat, vegetables, honey, and meth right down the street.

heck...we just slaughter our pigs beside the vegetable patch in our cul de sac

Dell
03-01-2013, 10:06 AM
please...no SERIOUS music talk with Earl

:prayinghands:

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:06 AM
Haha, I almost said local honey to cbob earlier as a joke, Ron brings up local honey like Opie brings up his rat book.

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 10:08 AM
please...no SERIOUS music talk with Earl

:prayinghands:

Oh thank god I'm at the pub.

Dell
03-01-2013, 10:09 AM
Oh thank god I'm at the pub.

it didn't happen...Ron stuck with the jokes

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:13 AM
I dont know if it's a coincidence but Ron just dropped atleast 3 facts featured on Good Eats and I think maybe he's pretending like that's not where he got them.

hanso
03-01-2013, 10:16 AM
the original harlem shake

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1725303/pee-wee-herman-dance-o.gif

Jared Odrick's sack dance Go Phins!

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 10:21 AM
I dont know if it's a coincidence but Ron just dropped atleast 3 facts featured on Good Eats and I think maybe he's pretending like that's not where he got them.

Alton Brown is one of my internet husbands.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:23 AM
No, I dont find it hard to believe that a bunch of New Yorkers who netflixed searching for sugarman decided to pick up tickets and will never think about that guy again.

Recyclerz
03-01-2013, 10:27 AM
Eddie Trunk may have lousy taste in music but he's right about Costco. They vet their products pretty closely and 95% of it is top shelf.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:32 AM
Eddie Trunk may have lousy taste in music but he's right about Costco. They vet their products pretty closely and 95% of it is top shelf.

And their return policy is so liberal if you get something you dont like you can just bring it back.


I bought my stand mixer there and mentioned that my old one had just died, and the cashier told me that if that ever happened to the new one I could just return it regardless of how long I've had it.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:33 AM
Alton Brown is one of my internet husbands.

I'll bet you'll go to this ones blog.

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 10:34 AM
I'll bet you'll go to this ones blog.

We're Facebook friends even.

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:34 AM
Uh, Ron, I steal from the supermarket because it got easier. I self checkout items at a lower price and on rare occasions I will "forget" to take small items out of my reusable bags.

Dell
03-01-2013, 10:35 AM
I have to side with Ron...I don't know how bringing your own bags increases shop lifting

you give the empty bags to the cashier/bagboy when you get to the register...:huh:

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 10:36 AM
Uh, Ron, I steal from the supermarket because it got easier. I self checkout items at a lower price and on rare occasions I will "forget" to take small items out of my reusable bags.

Stealing stealers be stealin.

Dell
03-01-2013, 10:36 AM
Uh, Ron, I steal from the supermarket because it got easier. I self checkout items at a lower price and on rare occasions I will "forget" to take small items out of my reusable bags.

self checkout seems like the mechanism that made it easier...not the reusable bags

AND...shame on you :nono:

LeedsJr
03-01-2013, 10:37 AM
Aand... I'm back.

I knew it would be a drop off from Kokomo and Daba to this intern class, but this is brutal.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 10:38 AM
Uh, Ron, I steal from the supermarket because it got easier. I self checkout items at a lower price and on rare occasions I will "forget" to take small items out of my reusable bags.

i never thought of this

and i need new razor blades

Recyclerz
03-01-2013, 10:40 AM
And their return policy is so liberal if you get something you dont like you can just bring it back.


I bought my stand mixer there and mentioned that my old one had just died, and the cashier told me that if that ever happened to the new one I could just return it regardless of how long I've had it.

Except for TVs and computers now. I think my cousin personally ruined that one; he'd trade in his TV every year as the bigger & better ones came out at lower prices.

They also supposedly treat their employees pretty well for a retail operation, which makes this place a dream for middle-class liberals (like moi).

And their $5 roasted chickens are delicious (free-range or not).

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:40 AM
Stealing stealers be stealin.

I wasn't into it until they stopped sending out coupon circulars. Although, when they did send out coupons I would just scan all of them without buying the items because that worked. It only ever worked out to like $3 of $4 off a week.

self checkout seems like the mechanism that made it easier...not the reusable bags

AND...shame on you :nono:

This is a really good point and probably a lot more to do with it. Self Checkout plus 24 hour grocery stores.

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 10:42 AM
of course someone with the name of kim likes the rod maaan

sailor
03-01-2013, 10:42 AM
Eddie Trunk may have lousy taste in music but he's right about Costco. They vet their products pretty closely and 95% of it is top shelf.

I tried to join a Costco, but it was so packed. Way worse than bj's or SAMs on their worst day. Waited on a line of like 20 people to sign up and left after like 5 minutes.

Recyclerz
03-01-2013, 10:42 AM
i never thought of this

and i need new razor blades

Dollar Shave Club you non-live read listening ingrate.

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 10:44 AM
Dollar Shave Club you non-live read listening ingrate.

He can't afford a dollar, that's why he has to shoplift.

Dell
03-01-2013, 10:45 AM
Except for TVs and computers now. I think my cousin personally ruined that one; he'd trade in his TV every year as the bigger & better ones came out at lower prices.

They also supposedly treat their employees pretty well for a retail operation, which makes this place a dream for middle-class liberals (like moi).

And their $5 roasted chickens are delicious (free-range or not).

we had an electronics store that would give 100% full purchase price of any speakers you purchased toward a new set of speakers...my nephew got a new and better set of speakers every year without extra expense because the cost/performance knee in the curve is always moving to the right until the place went out of business (we joked that he was the reason)

stoopid promotion that went bad...

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 10:45 AM
Dollar Shave Club you non-live read listening ingrate.

HEY! dont blame me,it was RMHL's idea!

disneyspy
03-01-2013, 10:48 AM
He can't afford a dollar, that's why he has to shoplift.

oh sure,pick on the unemployed,fine i'm turning off my xm and watching my 13 foot tv,til next week...


C'YA!!

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:49 AM
Except for TVs and computers now. I think my cousin personally ruined that one; he'd trade in his TV every year as the bigger & better ones came out at lower prices.

They also supposedly treat their employees pretty well for a retail operation, which makes this place a dream for middle-class liberals (like moi).

And their $5 roasted chickens are delicious (free-range or not).

Their hot dogs are pretty damn good too. And even in the dead of winter their grape tomatos are decent.

i never thought of this

and i need new razor blades

Why do you think they lock the razors up?

CountryBob
03-01-2013, 10:50 AM
Have a good one y'all

realmenhatelife
03-01-2013, 10:51 AM
I tried to join a Costco, but it was so packed. Way worse than bj's or SAMs on their worst day. Waited on a line of like 20 people to sign up and left after like 5 minutes.

Just make Misti do it for you.

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 10:51 AM
Have a good one y'all

You can't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me.

sailor
03-01-2013, 12:45 PM
Just make Misti do it for you.

It was literally a fucking zoo. I can drive five minutes further to SAMs at 7 am on Saturdays and it's a beautiful experience.

jennysmurf
03-01-2013, 03:56 PM
It was literally a fucking zoo. I can drive five minutes further to SAMs at 7 am on Saturdays and it's a beautiful experience.

You're a beautiful experience...wait, what?

PapaBear
03-02-2013, 03:46 AM
Their hot dogs are pretty damn good too. And even in the dead of winter their grape tomatos are decent.
A buck fifty for a foot long beef dog and a drink with a refill. Crazy. I get the chickens often, medicine for my dog, cheap gasoline, all kinds of shit. LOVE that place!

I've never gotten any myself, because I almost never eat out at chain family restaurants, but they also sell gift cards for them that are cheaper than face value.

Oh, and you can almost never find a cheaper set of tires than at Costco, and rotation, balancing and road hazard coverage are included in the cost.

hanso
03-02-2013, 05:21 AM
Saw a TV show on them at it stated mark up are no higher than 15 %

realmenhatelife
03-02-2013, 06:50 AM
A buck fifty for a foot long beef dog and a drink with a refill. Crazy. I get the chickens often, medicine for my dog, cheap gasoline, all kinds of shit. LOVE that place!

I've never gotten any myself, because I almost never eat out at chain family restaurants, but they also sell gift cards for them that are cheaper than face value.

Oh, and you can almost never find a cheaper set of tires than at Costco, and rotation, balancing and road hazard coverage are included in the cost.

I'm gonna have to check out the tires when the time comes. Unfortunately I have a diesel so I cant take advantage of the gas. My regulars are spring mix, tomatos, frozen berries, frozen burritos, goat cheese, and cliff bars.