Spoilers (Don't enter this thread!)

[thepaulo]

When is too soon to reveal major spoilers?

J.R. was shot by Bing Crosby's daughter.
Omar was killed by a kid.
At he end of Zero Dark Thirty, Osama Bin Ladn gets killed.

Feel free to come in here and spoil anything.
I don't care because l have seen everything.

[thepaulo]

In the Sixth Sense, Haley Joel Osmant sees dead people and Bruce Willis is....


:down:

I couldn't do it.

[A.J.]

The Titanic sinks.

Apollo 13 makes it back safely.

[ozzie]

They were on earth all along.

[newport king]

Lincoln gets killed

[disneyspy]

in the new JURASSIC PARK 3 D movie they get off the island on a helicopter

[ozzie]

Roger Maris hits 61* Home Runs.

[thepaulo]

In The Last Temptation of Christ,
Jesus lives.
Then it turns out it was just a dream.

[newport king]

I heard rosebud was a sled or someshit

[ozzie]

Those weren't real horses. They were actors clapping coconut halves together.

[jennysmurf]

Ritchie Valens dies in a plane crash at the end of LaBamba.

[brettmojo]

Jodi Foster was raped on a pinball machine...


The Pinball machine gets off scott free.

[Jujubees2]

Fezzie is gay!

[newport king]

Sadly, the girl in the red coat dies in the holocaust

[thepaulo]

Lector had an old friend for dinner.

[cougarjake13]

Andy crawls through five football fields worth of shit and comes out clean on the other side

[Jujubees2]

Bambi's mother dies

[cougarjake13]

batman dies


or does he?

[newport king]

E.E. stands for Everyone Else (obscure but i liked it)

[cougarjake13]

E.E. stands for Everyone Else (obscure but i liked it)



for?

[newport king]

for?


I dont want to spoil it (knowing)

[newport king]

Neo was the one.

[pennington]

Dorothy makes it back to Kansas.

(Although OZ seems a lot more attractive to me than the Depression-era Dust Bowl midwest)

[Crossweird]

A device stuck on the back of a car to improve aerodynamics

[Crossweird]

Hot sun on mayonnaise

[thepaulo]

E.T. phones home and they come and get him.

[keithy_19]

The baby geniuses turn into dumb toddlers.

[jennysmurf]

Pee Wee gets his bike back.

[pennington]

Dean Wormer expels the members of the Delta fraternity.*


*But somehow they still manage to graduate from Faber College and go on to rewarding careers.

[PapaBear]

The waiter ends up in the pool.

[Kevin]

Her head is what's in the box

[newport king]

There were still some jewels in mikeys marble bag.

[ozzie]

Doug is on the roof.

[deliciousV]

the big blond bad guys wasn't dead, but then Carl Winslow shot him.

[ozzie]

Einhorn is Finkel. Finkel is Einhorn.

[newport king]

Joshua would rather play a nice game of chess.

[newport king]

Inigo Montoya avenges his fathers death and becomes the Dread Pirate Roberts

[cougarjake13]

jigsaw was alive the whole time laying on the floor in the room

[sailor]

She's my sister...
She's my daughter...
My sister, my daughter.
She's my sister AND my daughter!

[newport king]

He just made the story up by looking around the room at shit. And he can walk fine.

[pennington]

The only ones who made it out were McHale, The Man (from Chico & The Man), Nancy Drew, Red Buttons, Carol Lynley and the kid who couldn't act.

[mdr55]

The person he disliked so much was his Father!

It's a trap!

[deliciousV]

Bambi's mother dies

You take that back! :furious:

[thepaulo]

The waiter ends up in the pool.

...and the gopher makes a getaway.

[mdr55]

It was the kid's mother's baseball mitt.

[mdr55]

Smeegol gets his ring back and saves the day

[CountryBob]

Brodie shoots the compressed air tank in the shark's mouth and makes it explode - killing the shark.

[newport king]

Vader turns on the Emperor saving his son Luke.

[pennington]

It was Norman dressed up as his mother.

[pennington]

Brodie shoots the compressed air tank in the shark's mouth and makes it explode - killing the shark.

Which led to increasingly worse sequels.

[newport king]

The Short Version...

Rocky lost to Apollo. Then he won. Then he lost to Clubber Lang. Then he won. Apollo gets killed. Rocky drives a Lambo to "no easy way out", goes to Russia, beats the guy that killed Apollo and wins the cold war. He gets home, his son is about 7 years older than when he left. He has Parkinsons and becomes a trainer. Beats up his prodigy in a street fight after getting up "because mickey loves him. Finally his wife is dead, he doesnt have Parkinsons anymore and as a 60 something yr old gets liscensed and fights the current champ, losing by decision.