Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/27/13 - Crescendo

[realmenhatelife]

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The guitar build in this song is so good. In general Rilo Kiley was always really good at that. I wonder what Jenny Lewis' mother thinks? There is a really twisted, reoccurring mother character in a lot of RK/JL songs.

Watch hunt continues, sweet jesus pie everything with a gear in it is labeled 'steam punk' which makes watch browsing especially annoying.

[Gutter]

hey buddays.

Just so we're clear.....It's fucking weird when people excercise and stretch on the train during the AM commute right?

[Misteriosa]

buddays http://www.mazeguy.net/sad/fever.gif

[Gutter]

buddays http://www.mazeguy.net/sad/fever.gif

Not feeling so hot? Is that why for the pooping Pam avatar today?

[Misteriosa]

Not feeling so hot? Is that why for the pooping Pam avatar today?

nah... i put that avvie up yesterday. ive thinking about using that pic for a few days now. i think its perfect. people can imagine me just like that: on the bowl, panties around the knees, cheap makeup running down tear streaked cheeks, mobile drunk posting.

[realmenhatelife]

nah... i put that avvie up yesterday. ive thinking about using that pic for a few days now. i think its perfect. people can imagine me just like that: on the bowl, panties around the knees, cheap makeup running down tear streaked cheeks, mobile drunk posting.

You'll attract a whole new class of dudes, for sure.

[realmenhatelife]

I cant be bothered to do any work or give a shit about anything today. Coffee didn't do shit.

[Gutter]

nah... i put that avvie up yesterday. ive thinking about using that pic for a few days now. i think its perfect. people can imagine me just like that: on the bowl, panties around the knees, cheap makeup running down tear streaked cheeks, mobile drunk posting.

half full bottle of Yukon Jack at your feet. ahhhh the holidays.

[Dell]

hey buddays.

Just so we're clear.....It's fucking weird when people excercise and stretch on the train during the AM commute right?

budday, if it makes you relax on the commute, don't feel self conscious...they'll get over it

[Misteriosa]

I cant be bothered to do any work or give a shit about anything today. Coffee didn't do shit.

all day, every day :down:

im just trying to look busy.

[realmenhatelife]

budday, if it makes you relax on the commute, don't feel self conscious...they'll get over it

He aint workin out, he just like those tights.

[Misteriosa]

budday, if it makes you relax on the commute, don't feel self conscious...they'll get over it

uuhh.. no. you dont do that shit on the train. its not your personal gym.

[CountryBob]

You'll attract a whole new class of dudes, for sure.


How you doin?

[Dell]

uh...literal gym

[sailor]

uuhh.. no. you dont do that shit on the train. its not your personal gym.

Yeah, gutter, misti says knock it off

[sailor]

Why doesn't he... pour the cup of water, let's say, OVER the cup of ice.

[realmenhatelife]

I think Hicks is extra crazy because he didn't dry out for Lent this year.

[sailor]

Ron, it's GOOD the fez has never touched the interns.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays! I'm back!

I like the nuttiness to start the show, but hate that it includes this awful-voiced intern.

When does the next intern class start?

[Misteriosa]

this guy's VOICE! :wallbash:

eta: ulcerative collitis can be deadly.

[sailor]

this guy's VOICE! :wallbash:

You HAVE to be used to the fez voice already.

[Misteriosa]

You HAVE to be used to the fez voice already.

wah wahhhhh.

im talking about intern popcorn, silly.

[Gutter]

budday, if it makes you relax on the commute, don't feel self conscious...they'll get over it

Oh...I'm not talking about me....just a couple of people on the ride into NYC lately. Its just odd.

[Lemieux66]

I feel like I missed something. Why is Fez being such a cunt to the intern?

[LeedsJr]

I feel like I missed something. Why is Fez being such a cunt to the intern?

It's a bit.

[Recyclerz]

Fez seems like he's decided to challenge the legendary Al Dukes for the most hated heel on the Ron & Fez Show.

[Misteriosa]

I feel like I missed something. Why is Fez being such a cunt to the intern?

because he was late and blamed it on him being in the ER late last night with his mom. now fez is bringing in all other kinds of shit and is talking about how he doenst trust anything about popcorn, even to the point where fez thinks popcorn would sabotage a drink of his http://www.mazeguy.net/surprised/puzzled.gif

at least that's what ive gathered...

[Gutter]

uuhh.. no. you dont do that shit on the train. its not your personal gym.

Yeah, gutter, misti says knock it off

shit...my bad. I'll take my yoga mat out of the isle now.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez really should recycle that bottle instead of throwing it out.

[Misteriosa]

Here is the Ulcerative colitis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulcerative_colitis) link from wikipedia.

Ulcerative colitis (Colitis ulcerosa, UC) is a form of inflammatory bowel disease (IBD). Ulcerative colitis is a form of colitis, a disease of the colon (large intestine), that includes characteristic ulcers, or open sores. The main symptom of active disease is usually constant diarrhea mixed with blood, of gradual onset.

[Misteriosa]

oh. snap. :popcorn:

[LeedsJr]

The Fez rage is moving into unfunny territory. That on top of this intern's voice is going to make me tap out pretty soon.

[realmenhatelife]

Here is the Ulcerative colitis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulcerative_colitis) link from wikipedia.

Constant Diarrhea mixed with blood. *boing*

[Misteriosa]

Constant Diarrhea mixed with blood. *boing*

shit-dick?

[realmenhatelife]

shit-dick?

No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

[A.J.]

Isolate that! :laugh:

[hanso]

because he was late and blamed it on him being in the ER late last night with his mom. now fez is bringing in all other kinds of shit and is talking about how he doenst trust anything about popcorn, even to the point where fez thinks popcorn would sabotage a drink of his http://www.mazeguy.net/surprised/puzzled.gif

at least that's what ive gathered...

the old manischewitz in the grape juice trick

[Lemieux66]

The Fez rage is moving into unfunny territory. That on top of this intern's voice is going to make me tap out pretty soon.

It was unfunny from the start. Fez rage is painful even when there's something worth raging about.

[deliciousV]

I feel like I missed something. Why is Fez being such a cunt to the intern?

because he's a faggot

[LeedsJr]

All kidding aside, this kid's phlegm voice keeps getting worse. I can't even understand what he's saying anymore.

Is the show's new running gag to make it as unlistenable as possible?? :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

Came back with the smell of weed on him, ha.


I do believe this kid goes off to smoke weed.

[Dell]

The Fez rage is moving into unfunny territory. That on top of this intern's voice is going to make me tap out pretty soon.

they must have decided that the hate for popcorn was too much or unfair...they use the ole heel turn more than the WWE

[hanso]

Came back with the smell of weed on him, ha.


I do believe this kid goes off to smoke weed.

might be why he talks weird sometimes

[Lemieux66]

Fez needs to listen to O&A. They know how to wreck an intern's self-esteem in a way that's actually entertaining.

[realmenhatelife]

The kid absolutely used to say he worked at Southwest Grill.

[Dell]

might be way he talks weird sometimes

sounded very believable to me as well...

[jennysmurf]

Misti!!! Gutter said that Dr. Who fans are annoying!

[deliciousV]

Fez needs to listen to O&A. They know how to wreck an intern's self-esteem in a way that's actually entertaining.

and while he's listening he can call in and explain that he can say fag and they can't.

[Dell]

The kid absolutely used to say he worked at Southwest Grill.

he may be as big a liar as Fez...this has now turned funny

[Misteriosa]

Misti!!! Gutter said that Dr. Who fans are annoying!

http://www.mazeguy.net/symbolic/ban.gif

[realmenhatelife]

Mo's southwest twitter.

[Misteriosa]

these callers! hahaha! http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/stirthepot.gif

fez: http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/hissyfit.gif

[LeedsJr]

he may be as big a liar as Fez...this has now turned funny

I will have to respectfully disagree.

Ron has now added his sniffling and breathing loudly into the mic to phlegm voice and Fez's shrieking.

[realmenhatelife]

these callers! hahaha! http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/stirthepot.gif

fez: http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/hissyfit.gif

They have emoticons for everything.

[Dell]

earlier, he said he was very young when his mother got it...now it's a couple years ago

this guy could still lie non-stop and not catch up with Fez...what a maniac

[jennysmurf]

Mo's southwest twitter.


That killed me!:laugh:


I will have to respectfully disagree.

Ron has now added his sniffling and breathing loudly into the mic to phlegm voice and Fez's shrieking.

I am loving Fez screaming at him.:happy:

[Misteriosa]

all that talk about shawarma had me thinking of this:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/yo/esq-avengers-shawarma-050912-xlg.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

When you work in retail you run into kids like this every now and then, they always stick around until they absolutely make you fire them.

Either that or he's a character genius.

[jennysmurf]

When you work in retail you run into kids like this every now and then, they always stick around until they absolutely make you fire them.

Either that or he's a character genius.

It has to be a bit. He's too awful.

[Misteriosa]

They have emoticons for everything.

a girl knows. a girl says nothing.

[realmenhatelife]

a girl knows. a girl says nothing.

You're that far already? Wow you're hard charging.

[Recyclerz]

Wow, Ron never lets a chance to take the piss out of Fez go anymore.

[realmenhatelife]

It has to be a bit. He's too awful.

I think it's Ron knowing how to steer the situation, and a combo of the kid knowing it's a bit and not knowing that Ron has his hand up his ass like a puppet.

[Gutter]

Misti!!! Gutter said that Dr. Who fans are annoying!

tattle tail. C'mere and sit on Uncle Paul's lap and I'll tell ya a story about keepin' secrets. eeeehhhh heh heh heh.

[Dell]

tattle tail. C'mere and sit on Uncle Paul's lap and I'll tell ya a story about keepin' secrets. eeeehhhh heh heh heh.

that's the FIRST thing she blabs...she's a terrible secret keeper

[Misteriosa]

You're that far already? Wow you're hard charging.

farther.

[hanso]

They could communicate using just archer gifs

[deliciousV]

The Linkin Park bit made for a nice swerve

[jennysmurf]

a girl knows. a girl says nothing.

Oooo...that gave me shivers. I gotta start back on the 5th book.

[Recyclerz]

The Linkin Park bit made for a nice swerve

true

& It's a good thing that they're featuring Van Morrison to cheer Ron, and the rest of us, up from all the denshun

[jennysmurf]

that's the FIRST thing she blabs...she's a terrible secret keeper

Hey! CBob told on himself, I just corroborated his story.

[realmenhatelife]

farther.

Isn't Arya so awesome?

[LeedsJr]

I think it's Ron knowing how to steer the situation, and a combo of the kid knowing it's a bit and not knowing that Ron has his hand up his ass like a puppet.

Did anyone else hear Hicks giggle when Ron called him "the straw that stirs the drink"? :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Did anyone else hear Hicks giggle when Ron called him "the straw that stirs the drink"? :laugh:

I just heard this. I am so on mega super ultra sailor time.

[Dell]

I just heard this. I am so on mega super ultra sailor time.

did you ever consider you may be a slow hearer...:tongue:

[jennysmurf]

did you ever consider you may be a slow hearer...:tongue:

You hush!

[deliciousV]

did you ever consider you may be a slow hearer...:tongue:

on account of her big ears?

[jennysmurf]

on account of her big ears?

:annoyed:

[hanso]

What was the white power talk? Ant took out a 卐卍 nazi flag on air today, think he got it sent in from someone in mail.

[realmenhatelife]

:annoyed:

You have big ears?

[Dell]

yet he is okay working on a station named after a show that uses the word...A LOT

that's how you know it is false outrage...real outrage would make it impossible to draw (or drawl) that line

[Dell]

You have big ears?

her ears, like everything else...just adorably cute!

[jennysmurf]

You have big ears?

No! Well, maybe a little bit. Dang it, now I have to go find a hat with ear flaps.:down:

[deliciousV]

You have big ears?

she calls them handlebars

[Dell]

What was the white power talk? Ant took out a 卐卍 nazi flag on air today, think he got it sent in from someone in mail.

heard part of that break...sounded like a fan tried to pass it off as WWII memorabilia (but it was a new cheap flag)

[realmenhatelife]

No! Well, maybe a little bit. Dang it, now I have to go find a hat with ear flaps.:down:

Good luck.

[deliciousV]

heard part of that break...sounded like a fan tried to pass it off as WWII memorabilia (but it was a new cheap flag)

let me guess, Ant turned it into a Pawn Stars bit?

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know that Ron really understands the concept of minority.

[Misteriosa]

I dont know that Ron really understands the concept of minority.

is that *really* just starting to dawn on you?

[realmenhatelife]

is that *really* just starting to dawn on you?

No, but I guess I'm just fulfilling my part by reacting the same way when he says the same bullshit.

To be fair to me it seems like it's gotten worse.

[A.J.]

I agree with Ron about civil unions. I think opponents of gay marriage would be more accepting of it if it wasn't made to equate in name with a religious sacrament.

Secularizing gay marriage would be a hell of a lot easier.

[sailor]

Again like 90% of businesses fail in the first year, is capitalism failed, Ron?

[Misteriosa]

I agree with Ron about civil unions. I think opponents of gay marriage would be more accepting of it if it wasn't made to equate in name with a religious sacrament.

Secularizing gay marriage would be a hell of a lot easier.

when you get married at city hall, you are secularly married. no one is forcing any religous institution to marry anyone.

at present, not all states recognize gay marriage.

[Misteriosa]

marriage TOTALLY has legal implications ron! fuck your will! you spouse has precedence over EVERYBODY IN THE FAMILY!

[realmenhatelife]

I agree with Ron about civil unions. I think opponents of gay marriage would be more accepting of it if it wasn't made to equate in name with a religious sacrament.

Secularizing gay marriage would be a hell of a lot easier.

That discounts the legitmizing of gays by including them in this protection.

I support just about any law that removes religious influence from the government.

And I do think anti gay groups would fight the legality of gay civil unions on a state level if that's how you approached it.




And even though Ron has never been kept out of a hospital room it does happen in religious hospitals and by families that dont approve of the relationships of their gay relatives.

[Misteriosa]

when you are in a gay relationship, and the family of your partner hates you, they can TOTALLY CUT YOU OUT OF EVERYTHING! you have ZERO power even if this is someone you have been with for years.

and i think the idea of fighting against "separate but equal" is not a weak civil rights movement.

[Dell]

I hope Fez never has to argue something important to me...insurance companies are not required to offer family insurance to anyone unless "married"

it doesn't matter whether they have a contract or not...

[Misteriosa]

when my dad was dying in the hospital, my mom, as his spouse, was the one consulted for everything, and i was pushed out the room, even though I had been the one documented (many times) his health care proxy. I had to fight my way in to the discussions.

[LeedsJr]

Judging from the thread, I am SOOO happy I turned the show off.

[jennysmurf]

Judging from the thread, I am SOOO happy I turned the show off.

It was funny for a little bit, now we're back on the gay stuff.

[Misteriosa]

i LOVE how because marriage is just soooo not a big deal to ron, it shouldnt be a big deal to anyone else.

[Dell]

I'm sorry that your life partner (by contract) has contracted a fatal desease and can no longer work and buy his own insurance...but I'm not required to provide the medical insurance that you paid for


sound fair, Ron?...sound equal?

[Misteriosa]

I'm sorry that your life partner (by contract) has contracted a fatal desease and can no longer work and buy his own insurance...but I'm not required to provide the medical insurance that you paid for


sound fair, Ron?...sound equal?

thank you. thank you so much for that. :glurps: he just doesnt fucking get it.

[A.J.]

when you get married at city hall, you are secularly married. no one is forcing any religous institution to marry anyone.

at present, not all states recognize gay marriage.

That discounts the legitmizing of gays by including them in this protection.

I support just about any law that removes religious influence from the government.

And I do think anti gay groups would fight the legality of gay civil unions on a state level if that's how you approached it.




And even though Ron has never been kept out of a hospital room it does happen in religious hospitals and by families that dont approve of the relationships of their gay relatives.

Don't get me wrong: I'm all for gays being able to marry and having all the same legal benefits and protections that are afforded to married hetero couples. And I understand that, at present, not all states afford such consideration. I'm just thinking of a legal, secular process that can accomplish that. For example, and I forget exactly how this was done, how were "states' rights" superseded in order to pass civil rights legislation for blacks back in the 60s?

[hanso]

Unitarian Church is gay though

[A.J.]

Unitarian Church is gay though

Ironically, so is the Catholic Church.

[Misteriosa]

it so DOES have to do with gay rights. if that person had the right to marry the partner, there is no right to contest the spouse's claim.

[sailor]

I don't buy that, people leave inheritances to their dogs and other silly shit.

[realmenhatelife]

Don't get me wrong: I'm all for gays being able to marry and having all the same legal benefits and protections that are afforded to married hetero couples. And I understand that, at present, not all states afford such consideration. I'm just thinking of a legal, secular process that can accomplish that. For example, and I forget exactly how this was done, how were "states' rights" superseded in order to pass civil rights legislation for blacks back in the 60s?

Through federal legislation.

[Misteriosa]

Don't get me wrong: I'm all for gays being able to marry and having all the same legal benefits and protections that are afforded to married hetero couples. And I understand that, at present, not all states afford such consideration. I'm just thinking of a legal, secular process that can accomplish that. For example, and I forget exactly how this was done, how were "states' rights" superseded in order to pass civil rights legislation for blacks back in the 60s?

i know the case was brown v board of ed. ill get you the particulars in a bit.

[A.J.]

i know the case was brown v board of ed. ill get you the particulars in a bit.

Which overturned Plessy vs. Ferguson, right: now I remember. Forgive me, U.S. history was 25 years ago!

[Dell]

I don't buy that, people leave inheritances to their dogs and other silly shit.

while quite dated now...I know of a case where a family successfully protested a will that left a lady's inheritance to her life partner of decades

again this was long ago and I don't know if that would be possible now...however, the primary discrepancy is not in contractual law but in federal and state laws that do not apply equally to married spouses and contractual-union spouses

[Freitag]

It just sounds like Ron is playing Devil's Advocate just to bring Fez into the convo.

He said 3x, "So it comes back to money?"

Yes, Ron.

[Misteriosa]

nobody is asking the catholics to accept gay marriage, ron! people are asking the federal government to!

you keep shitting on "oh it comes back to the money!" , but hell, not everyone is not making big money talking on a radio show. those benefits and legal rights that are afforded to straight married couples (which are taken for granted and therefore invisible to your privilged ass) are invaluable.

[realmenhatelife]

i know the case was brown v board of ed. ill get you the particulars in a bit.

Which overturned Plessy vs. Ferguson, right: now I remember. Forgive me, U.S. history was 25 years ago!

Brown vs board of Ed
Plessy Vs Ferguson
and Dredd Scott. The triple play.

Mr Hobbs 4th grade class during black history month.

[Misteriosa]

"the banning of gay marriage has been around since the beggining of time."

so the fuck what. it was a CRIME to even seem gay up until the early 20th century.

and thank you caller for checking ron on that comment with slavery.

[A.J.]

Ron IS right that marriage rights in general should be revamped. I know a couple of divorced friends who got fucked in terms of alimony and child support.

[realmenhatelife]

Dont forget, for all the shitting Ron does on marriage, he's married. He comes from a married home, and he's married people on his show.

We cant limit the scope of our problem solving to if it effects wealthy, straight, white guys.

[Misteriosa]

Brown vs board of Ed
Plessy Vs Ferguson
and Dredd Scott. The triple play.

Mr Hobbs 4th grade class during black history month.

comrade http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/26.gif

[Misteriosa]

Ron IS right that marriage rights in general should be revamped. I know a couple of divorced friends who got fucked in terms of alimony and child support.

absolutely, but hell, let's at least let the gays have the right to fuck themselves over with marriage like the rest of us.

[Dell]

I CANNOT take another "born this way" debate...and, he just said the behavior of the Supreme Court could not be considered homophobic yet a guy not wanting to be pictured with two guys making out is homophobic :blink:

[A.J.]

absolutely, but hell, let's at least let the gays have the right to fuck themselves over with marriage like the rest of us.

I agree. AND tax the shit out of them since the majority don't have kids to use as deductions!

(Which, by the way is a separate argument: why do you get rewarded for overpopulating the planet?)

[realmenhatelife]

The other thing that's bullshit is rons marriage problems are human nature problems. There's nothing implicit in the institute of marriagethat causes it to fail.

[Misteriosa]

I CANNOT take another "born this way" debate...and, he just said the behavior of the Supreme Court could not be considered homophobic yet a guy not wanting to be pictured with two guys making out is homophobic :blink:

i think seeing two guys make out and it bothering people is a learned behavior, kinda like people first seeing interracial couples together. guys see women make out and it does not bother them one damn bit.

just saying.

[Lemieux66]

Civil unions it is. Glad we solved that.

[Misteriosa]

Civil unions it is. Glad we solved that.

lol

[Recyclerz]

"Gays stopped wanting to party and be cool after the '70's"

Um maybe the AIDS crisis had a little something to do with that.

[Misteriosa]

italy will ask for her, but the u.s. doesnt have to turn her over.

[deliciousV]

I CANNOT take another "born this way" debate...and, he just said the behavior of the Supreme Court could not be considered homophobic yet a guy not wanting to be pictured with two guys making out is homophobic :blink:

and Barca is such a straight laced good catholic boy, I think he would have responded the same way if it had been 2 hot chics. He just sounds like one of those guys who stares at his shoes at a strip club

[A.J.]

i think seeing two guys make out and it bothering people is a learned behavior, kinda like people first seeing interracial couples together. guys see women make out and it does not bother them one damn bit.

just saying.

I hate all public displays of affection.




Except for lipstick lesbians.

[Misteriosa]

and Barca is such a straight laced good catholic boy, I think he would have responded the same way if it had been 2 hot chics. He just sounds like one of those guys who stares at his shoes at a strip club

i may have to high five you for that remark. maybe...

[sailor]

We cant limit the scope of our problem solving to if it effects wealthy, straight, white guys.

I could live with that.

[deliciousV]

i may have to high five you for that remark. maybe...

that would be lovely

[realmenhatelife]

"Gays stopped wanting to party and be cool after the '70's"

Um maybe the AIDS crisis had a little something to do with that.
Ron learned this really homophobic idea from Annie Leibowitz that all the alpha gays got aids and died because they fuck non stop and that's why gays today are so ineffectual. Nothing to do with oppression, assimilation or coopting their culture. Just aids.

[realmenhatelife]

I could live with that.

You come into some money?

[Dell]

I could live with that.

braggart...wish I was wealthy

[jennysmurf]

I hate all public displays of affection.




Except for lipstick lesbians.

:dry:

[Misteriosa]

Ron learned this really homophobic idea from Annie Leibowitz that all the alpha gays got aids and died because they fuck non stop and that's why gays today are so ineffectual. Nothing to do with oppression, assimilation or coopting their culture. Just aids.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbch232erp1qzngq9.gif

[Dell]

that would be lovely

you know that only means slapping hands...:wink:

[sailor]

I agree. AND tax the shit out of them since the majority don't have kids to use as deductions!

(Which, by the way is a separate argument: why do you get rewarded for overpopulating the planet?)

It's in the public good, in their eyes, to have kids. Our country isn't overpopulated. We're not giving these tax breaks to India and china. Stay away from my tax breaks aj!!

[sailor]

You come into some money?

Nah, just being silly. :(

[Dell]

It's in the public good, in their eyes, to have kids. Our country isn't overpopulated. We're not giving these tax breaks to India and china. Stay away from my tax breaks aj!!

damn liberals...

[Lemieux66]

The water fountain comparison is awful.

Then again Fez also shouted down a gay caller as a "sell out" and "traitor" when he called in and said he didn't want gay marriage because he didn't want to beg for inclusion from groups that hate them. He's not exactly a critical thinker.

[Dell]

same weight...yet, they look so different

http://cmsimg.mycentraljersey.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=CN&Date=20130322&Category=NJNEWS10&ArtNo=303220024&Ref=AR&MaxW=300&Border=0&Shaq-meets-Christie-Statehouse

must be a race thang...

[deliciousV]

you know that only means slapping hands...:wink:

it's progress

[LeedsJr]

I turned the show on for 2 seconds, and heard this:

Caller: "Marriage is a civil status. Period."

Fez: "And that status affords you certain rights that civil unions don't."

Ron: "Why not?"

Fez: "They're not built that way."

Ron: "The build them that way!"

What the fuck does Ron think this entire argument is about? There are certain rights you have in regards to your LAWFULLY WEDDED SPOUSE, that gays also want.

:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[Lemieux66]

*Ron says faggot*

Fez: (mumbles) "awful"

Ron: "You have a problem with me?"

Fez: "No, I just hate that WORD"


What an absolute pussy.

[Dell]

*Ron says faggot*

Fez: (mumbles) "awful"

Ron: "You have a problem with me?"

Fez: "No, I just hate that WORD"


What an absolute pussy.

uh...yep

[A.J.]

*Ron says faggot*

Fez: (mumbles) "awful"

Ron: "You have a problem with me?"

Fez: "No, I just hate that WORD"


What an absolute pussy.

Are you new? Fez is TERRIFIED of Ron. Always has been.

[Misteriosa]

mongo came out?

[Recyclerz]

Ron learned this really homophobic idea from Annie Leibowitz that all the alpha gays got aids and died because they fuck non stop and that's why gays today are so ineffectual. Nothing to do with oppression, assimilation or coopting their culture. Just aids.

I think it was Fran Leibowitz but yeah I agree with your points. Ron hasn't accepted that the rest of the world has given up on the '70's version of cool.

[Dell]

Are you new? Fez is TERRIFIED of Ron. Always has been.

yep...and also terrified of Opie, Anthony and Jimmy

[A.J.]

Ugh, Fez. Terrible example

If a straight couple gets married by a Justice of the Peace instead of a priest, does that then make them second class citizens?

[Misteriosa]

Ugh, Fez. Terrible example

If a straight couple gets married by a Justice of the Peace instead of a priest, does that then make them second class citizens?

will they be called "married" or "civilly unioned"?

this is an honest question.

[A.J.]

will they be called "married" or "civilly unioned"?

this is an honest question.

Either way they're married.

Aren't Dave and Casey married?

[Misteriosa]

Either way they're married.

Aren't Dave and Casey married?

right. when the gays do it, they wont be allowed to call it marriage. they will have to call it a civil union.

[jennysmurf]

I have always said I never want to get married, but dang it, I need some health insurance! Anyone?

[Dell]

Either way they're married.

Aren't Dave and Casey married?

I'm pretty sure it is a different license/contract...otherwise, the state and federal laws would apply equally and we would have spent the last two hours talking about something else

[realmenhatelife]

Nah, just being silly. :(

Oh I know that.

[Misteriosa]

I have always said I never want to get married, but dang it, I need some health insurance! Anyone?

go find a gay buddy and walk him down to the justice of the peace.

[Dell]

I have always said I never want to get married, but dang it, I need some health insurance! Anyone?

if polygamy is legalized, come on down...:wink:

[realmenhatelife]

I think it was Fran Leibowitz but yeah I agree with your points. Ron hasn't accepted that the rest of the world has given up on the '70's version of cool.

Ha, yeah you're right. I always confuse the names.

[CountryBob]

I have always said I never want to get married, but dang it, I need some health insurance! Anyone?



How you doin? 😄

[realmenhatelife]

This girl in my office looks exactly like Azealia Banks and I just rode the elevator with her and she was chewing a cup of ice as aggressively as I have ever heard anyone chew ice. I'm just fascinated with her. She wears like dayglo jeggings.

[disneyspy]

mongo came out?

that seems unbelievable

hello friends,after i got a one day ban i decided to ban .net for a day,I'M BACK!

[jennysmurf]

go find a gay buddy and walk him down to the justice of the peace.

if polygamy is legalized, come on down...:wink:

Both solid suggestions....

[jennysmurf]

This girl in my office looks exactly like Azealia Banks and I just rode the elevator with her and she was chewing a cup of ice as aggressively as I have ever heard anyone chew ice. I'm just fascinated with her. She wears like dayglo jeggings.

I've heard that chewing ice is a sign of sexual frustration. I say pounce!

[jennysmurf]

How you doin? 😄

:laugh: Nothing sexier than a guy with good health insurance!

[jennysmurf]

that seems unbelievable

hello friends,after i got a one day ban i decided to ban .net for a day,I'M BACK!

Meh.

[jennysmurf]

I got a 4inar without even trying!:clap:

[CountryBob]

Driving back from lunch I had the show on and was trying to explain the awesomeness that is the Ron and Fez show to my boss. After listening for about 10 mins all he said was "that gay guy sounds angry, how do you even like this?"

It so hard to get strangers to want to like the show lately - poor angry Fez

[realmenhatelife]

that seems unbelievable

hello friends,after i got a one day ban i decided to ban .net for a day,I'M BACK!

Are you sure you didn't post in the thread yesterday? I could've sworn you were here.

[disneyspy]

Meh.

i had hoped you'd be gone

stupid hopes and dreams

[Misteriosa]

that seems unbelievable

hello friends,after i got a one day ban i decided to ban .net for a day,I'M BACK!

oh please...http://www.mazeguy.net/sad/melodramatic.gif

you were unbanned after less than 3 minutes. anything after that was self-imposed, you weenie. :dry:

[Dell]

that seems unbelievable

hello friends,after i got a one day ban i decided to ban .net for a day,I'M BACK!

welcome back...did you have to attend deprogramming rehab?

[disneyspy]

Are you sure you didn't post in the thread yesterday? I could've sworn you were here.

i was feeding sailor lines,HE'S NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!

[CountryBob]

that seems unbelievable

hello friends,after i got a one day ban i decided to ban .net for a day,I'M BACK!

Welcome back Spy - now go get your fucking shinebox!

[Dell]

I got a 4inar without even trying!:clap:

I have to figure out what that acronym means...should I be turned on?

[realmenhatelife]

I've heard that chewing ice is a sign of sexual frustration. I say pounce!

I've heard it's an iron difficiency.


It's not even about that, I just kindof feel like she probably is kindof wacky and fun.

Also, if this girl is frustrated it's her own fault and if you've ever talked to a celibate black woman they're a bit of a wet blanket.

[jennysmurf]

I have to figure out what that acronym means...should I be turned on?

You should always be turned on by stuff I type, but it just means I got 4 posts in a row uninterrupted.

[disneyspy]

welcome back...did you have to attend deprogramming rehab?

Welcome back Spy - now go get your fucking shinebox!

thanks cool guys,i had a blast with the twitter r&f people but theres no place like home :clicks heels:

[Misteriosa]

I've heard it's an iron difficiency.

It's not even about that, I just kindof feel like she probably is kindof wacky and fun.

Also, if this girl is frustrated it's her own fault and if you've ever talked to a celibate black woman they're a bit of a wet blanket.

i've heard its a habit developed by people who have spent a lot of time in hospitals as patients.

[jennysmurf]

thanks cool guys,i had a blast with the twitter r&f people but theres no place like home :clicks heels:

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[jennysmurf]

i've heard its a habit developed by people who have spent a lot of time in hospitals as patients.

Well that's a red flag. Wrap it up tight, RMHL!

[sailor]

I have always said I never want to get married, but dang it, I need some health insurance! Anyone?

Find an immigrant looking to gain legal status and make a few thou in the bargain.

[sailor]

Jenny, get rid of those silly img tags.

[A.J.]

I have always said I never want to get married, but dang it, I need some health insurance! Anyone?

I'll do it. We can even not have sex: just like real married couples!

[jennysmurf]

Jenny, get rid of those silly img tags.

No. Don't wanna. You're not the boss of me!

[A.J.]

right. when the gays do it, they wont be allowed to call it marriage. they will have to call it a civil union.

I don't see why. You get married at city hall in a civil ceremony, you're married.

Does the name really matter so long as you have equal rights?

[jennysmurf]

I'll do it. We can even not have sex: just like real married couples!

What a deal!

[realmenhatelife]

i've heard its a habit developed by people who have spent a lot of time in hospitals as patients.

Well you just added a sad backstory to my imaginary subtext for her.

Well that's a red flag. Wrap it up tight, RMHL!

Clearly you haven't read the beginning of yesterdays thread.

[A.J.]

What a deal!

For YOU anyway.

[jennysmurf]

For YOU anyway.

Alright, alright, we can have sex daily, sometimes twice.

[disneyspy]

For YOU anyway.

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

Well you just added a sad backstory to my imaginary subtext for her.



Clearly you haven't read the beginning of yesterdays thread.

Reading's for chumps.

[sailor]

No. Don't wanna. You're not the boss of me!

Ok, look silly. See if I care.

[A.J.]

Alright, alright, we can have sex daily, sometimes twice.

Yes, got that in writing. Off to the Notary Public!

[Dell]

Alright, alright, we can have sex daily, sometimes twice.

now THAT'S a contract...

[jennysmurf]

Ok, look silly. See if I care.

Your face is silly.

[sailor]

Yes, got that in writing. Off to the Notary Public!

Typing. It's generally frowned upon in public, tho.

[sailor]

Your face is silly.

I know!

[Dell]

Ok, look silly. See if I care.

Your face is silly.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/396274024/get_a_room.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Eat balls Ron, that's a good story.

[jennysmurf]

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/396274024/get_a_room.jpg

I wish! He has the dreamiest blue eyes.:wub:

[Misteriosa]

I don't see why. You get married at city hall in a civil ceremony, you're married.

Does the name really matter so long as you have equal rights?

civil unions do not always have the equal rights of a marriage. it depends on the state, if the state even recognizes them at all.

and that brings us back to do! [/martavontrapp]

[Misteriosa]

Yes, got that in writing. Off to the Notary Public!

im a notary!

(really)

[realmenhatelife]

Bissinger has said he's an S&M leather top, and has experimented with all different sex stuff lately. Read the story, Ron.

[A.J.]

civil unions do not always have the equal rights of a marriage. it depends on the state, if the state even recognizes them at all.

and that brings us back to do! [/martavontrapp]

Even for straights?

[sailor]

I wish! He has the dreamiest blue eyes.:wub:

Ha! I know I'm undesirable except to my wife and a few of her girlfriends.

[Misteriosa]

Bissinger has said he's an S&M leather top, and has experimented with all different sex stuff lately. Read the story, Ron.

what the fuck is wrong with you? its not in the headline! /s

[sailor]

im a notary!

(really)

Nerd!

[realmenhatelife]

what the fuck is wrong with you? its not in the headline! /s

The funny part is it is literally in the headlines if you're looking at the right site.

[Misteriosa]

Even for straights?

only gays can get civilly unioned. straights get married, even if its at city hall.

[Dell]

is this the guy they are talking about...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ionzslzv8qujpg/original.jpg

doesn't appear to be much of a revelation...

[Misteriosa]

Nerd!

WHAT!? It's a work requirement.

[disneyspy]

is this the guy they are talking about...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ionzslzv8qujpg/original.jpg

doesn't appear to be much of a revelation...

hahaha,i missed you most of all tinman

[Dell]

Ha! I know I'm undesirable except to my wife and a few of her girlfriends.

at the same time...braggart

[Misteriosa]

is this the guy they are talking about...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ionzslzv8qujpg/original.jpg

doesn't appear to be much of a revelation...

http://mu.ranter.net/wp-content/uploads/Bride_of_Wire_brain%20bleach.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Par Essemple:

Here Is A Giant Photo Of A Near-Naked Buzz Bissinger In Nipple Rings

Buzz Bissinger Admits To Shopping Addiction, Dabbling In Gay Sex, Experimenting As A "Dominant Leather Master," And More in GQ

Read This: The author of Friday Night Lights wrote a crazy essay about dabbling in S&M and buying $600,000 worth of clothes

[jennysmurf]

http://mu.ranter.net/wp-content/uploads/Bride_of_Wire_brain%20bleach.jpg

Can I borrow some of that?

[hanso]

popcorn is on the pot he sounded funny coming back on air

[Dell]

popcorn is on the pot he sounded funny coming back on air

I hear it now too...I'm not sure I would have if not suggested earlier

[Misteriosa]

Can I borrow some of that?

sure. http://www.mazeguy.net/sad/ill.gif

[hanso]

I hear it now too...I'm not sure I would have if not suggested earlier

Angry Fez tipped me off to it when he said he reeked

[sailor]

WHAT!? It's a work requirement.

Nerd work, I'm sure.

[Dell]

alrighty...let's close the show with a little aggression, Ron

when he doesn't talk, attack...when he talks, attack

no wonder the Big Cat acts punch drunk around Ron...

[Dell]

donk buddays...:bye:

post with you guys, girls and spy tomorrow...

[jennysmurf]

I don't even smoke, but now I want to so that I can be in the smoke club.

[jennysmurf]

donk buddays...:bye:

post with you guys, girls and spy tomorrow...

Wait! I'm on sailor time and won't be there for 4 more minutes! You always finish first.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays

im gonna keep looking busy while i continue with GoT http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/reading.gif

[A.J.]

only gays can get civilly unioned. straights get married, even if its at city hall.

Well, that's what I've been saying all along: draft up some legislation making the civil/city hall-type ceremony the same for gays as it is for straights. This really doesn't have to be this complicated does it?

[sailor]

Wait! I'm on sailor time and won't be there for 4 more minutes! You always finish first.

Ha! No good at sex, she implies!

[sailor]

Well, that's what I've been saying all along: draft up some legislation making the civil/city hall-type ceremony the same for gays as it is for straights. This really doesn't have to be this complicated does it?

Isn't that what they've been about all this time?

And basically, it is that simple, except not everyone wants it so, hence the fighting.

[jennysmurf]

Ha! No good at sex, she implies!

You didn't use quotes.:devil2:

[Dell]

Ha! No good at sex, she implies!

she doesn't have to "imply"...a bit gabby, that one

[sailor]

You didn't use quotes.:devil2:

The line didn't seem worth it to me. And I wasn't quoting anyone, that would have been silly.

[jennysmurf]

The line didn't seem worth it to me. And I wasn't quoting anyone, that would have been silly.

Well, it sounded super to me, so there.

[sailor]

she doesn't have to "imply"...a bit gabby, that one

THAT one?!

[sailor]

Well, it sounded super to me, so there.

Read.

[jennysmurf]

Read.

Nuh uh! I read it out loud, so it sounded super!

[sailor]

Nuh uh! I read it out loud, so it sounded super!

Liar! You don't like your voice.

[jennysmurf]

Liar! You don't like your voice.

I hate you!:laugh:

[sailor]

I hate you!:laugh:

I'm beloved!

[Misteriosa]

Well, that's what I've been saying all along: draft up some legislation making the civil/city hall-type ceremony the same for gays as it is for straights. This really doesn't have to be this complicated does it?

Isn't that what they've been about all this time?

WE HAVE A WINNAH!! :king:

[sailor]

I'm beloved!

WE HAVE A WINNAH!! :king:

Thank you!!

[Misteriosa]

Thank you!!

misquoting libel!!! :thumbdown:

[sailor]

misquoting libel!!! :thumbdown:

Only libel if untrue.

[A.J.]

Well, that's what I've been saying all along: draft up some legislation making the civil/city hall-type ceremony the same for gays as it is for straights. This really doesn't have to be this complicated does it?

Isn't that what they've been about all this time?

And basically, it is that simple, except not everyone wants it so, hence the fighting.

WE HAVE A WINNAH!! :king:

My mistake. Religion was interjected into the debate which naturally threw logic right out the window.

[Misteriosa]

My mistake. Religion was interjected into the debate which naturally threw logic right out the window.

there there... it'll be ok.

[CountryBob]

later buddays

im gonna keep looking busy while i continue with GoT http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/reading.gif

Game of Thrones rules!:thumbup: