Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/28/13 - Forks Up

[realmenhatelife]

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RIP basic player, we hardly knew ye. Youtube seems to have taken a giant shit.

[realmenhatelife]

Actually it may be the flash on my computer, which IT wont upgrade.


So anyway there used to be this goth club when I was like 12 that my older brother and all his friends went to. And he listened to this mix tape in his car a lot that had the music the club played on it. I remember it being really industrial, but I started looking up songs today and it all just sounds like really fruity depeche mode.

The club was also in a strange place too, no one from the neighborhood actually went there because it was mostly black and hispanic people. All the white goth kids would drive in.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

I'm SAILORING awayy, set an open course for the virgin sea...

[realmenhatelife]

There we go, thats better. One of the better songs from the mix tape.


The song that really horrified me how badly I misremembered it was Marilyn by Cruxshadows. Oh and the first girl I ever kissed wanted to bag my brother but he wouldn't have her, so she got me at a cook out. She had an And One tattoo. And One also much different than I remember.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

sounds like nirvana today :o

[A.J.]

sounds like nirvana today :o

Ugh.

[Misteriosa]

and i have desk duty today :down: at least it seems like its gonna be a quiet day...

[realmenhatelife]

Man I am so Sailored.

[realmenhatelife]

Ugh.

Are you kidding, after Peter Gabriel and Van Morrison they owe us a little break.

[zildjian361]

fezzi low Buddays:drunk::smoke:

[zildjian361]

Lsd

[Misteriosa]

Are you kidding, after Peter Gabriel and Van Morrison they owe us a little break.

werd. its nice to hear something that was current some time when i was able to perfrom my ADLs :dry:

[A.J.]

Shark!

[sailor]

There we go, thats better. One of the better songs from the mix tape.


The song that really horrified me how badly I misremembered it was Marilyn by Cruxshadows. Oh and the first girl I ever kissed wanted to bag my brother but he wouldn't have her, so she got me at a cook out. She had an And One tattoo. And One also much different than I remember.

The sneaker brand?!

[zildjian361]

:wub:werd. its nice to hear something that was current some time when i was able to perfrom my ADLs :dry:

MISTI :wub: Zildj

[sailor]

Isn't it one person who DOESN'T have live rounds in a firing squad?

[sailor]

We should start one of these threads with dumb ways to die. Very cute song.

And having a hood for the gas chamber would be counter-productive, fez.

[realmenhatelife]

werd. its nice to hear something that was current some time when i was able to perfrom my ADLs :dry:

Had to google ADL you public service nerd.

[LeedsJr]

Isn't it one person who DOESN'T have live rounds in a firing squad?

Yes.

[sailor]

Had to google ADL you public service nerd.

The Jewish org?

[realmenhatelife]

The sneaker brand?!

The german electronic band.

[sailor]

Yes.

They so silly.

[realmenhatelife]

We should start one of these threads with dumb ways to die. Very cute song.

And having a hood for the gas chamber would be counter-productive, fez.

Go for it, I'm not here tomorrow or Monday.

[sailor]

Go for it, I'm not here tomorrow or Monday.

I can't get on the site at work, so I'm a no-go.

[sailor]

The german electronic band.

I figured.

[realmenhatelife]

I'd hate to be a drownding victim.

[Misteriosa]

We should start one of these threads with dumb ways to die. Very cute song.

And having a hood for the gas chamber would be counter-productive, fez.

a hood or a shower cap? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

Crosst?!? :blink:

That's a new one, I think.

[Misteriosa]

The Jewish org?

ADLs - activities of daily living, aka, self-care stuff.

[Misteriosa]

ron agreed with fez? against hicks?! i damn near fell out of my chair!

[realmenhatelife]

They dont bury racehorses, Hicks. They grind them up for dog food.

[Misteriosa]

They dont bury racehorses, Hicks. They grind them up for dog food.

hell, i would have thought they turned them in to glue.

[LeedsJr]

ron agreed with fez? against hicks?! i damn near fell out of my chair!

I just heard this. Damn sailor player.

[realmenhatelife]

Why do people keep saying "new catlytic converters," they've been on cars since the Blues Brothers.

[Misteriosa]

i wonder if ron is gonna tell this guy that his depression was made up. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

hell, i would have thought they turned them in to glue.

I think you boil the hooves for glue and the meat goes to dog food and the french. So everybody wins.

[A.J.]

They dont bury racehorses, Hicks. They grind them up for dog food.

So that's what happened to his parents?

[realmenhatelife]

One of our finest actors, Jeremy Piven.



Ron should've been struck by fucking lightning.

[Misteriosa]

One of our finest actors, Jeremy Piven.



Ron should've been struck by fucking lightning.

well didnt you hear? ron wants something signed for "max", who is pretty important (really).

[A.J.]

Shark again!

[realmenhatelife]

well didnt you hear? ron wants something signed for "max", who is pretty important (really).

I dont object to a Jeremy Piven interview, I would expect them to have him in, but finest actor is pushing it.

[Misteriosa]

sounds like the shark line got cut loose.

[jennysmurf]

Shark again!

Was he the dialysis guy that Ron immediately hung up on? I wondered about that.

[Misteriosa]

Was he the dialysis guy that Ron immediately hung up on? I wondered about that.

yes'm

[jennysmurf]

yes'm

:thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

Who wants to go out to a big breakfast tomorrow?

[jennysmurf]

Who wants to go out to a big breakfast tomorrow?

I do! Can you pick me up?

[Gutter]

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I do! Can you pick me up?

Well it really pays to get to Shady Maple around 8, so just meet me ok?

[Misteriosa]

:bye:
:bye:
Well it really pays to get to Shady Maple around 8, so just meet me ok?

:sad:

[jennysmurf]

Well it really pays to get to Shady Maple around 8, so just meet me ok?

:bye:


:sad:

Right? What a crummy invitation.

[jennysmurf]

Now, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I probably won't be around much next week. I'm gonna be in Alabammy with my fambly on vacation. Dauphin Island, if anyone wants to come down and visit (except DS, my parents said he couldn't come over).

[realmenhatelife]

:bye:


:sad:

It gets really, really busy and schools are out tomorrow so I think it's going to be especially tough. You dont want to wait in the made to order omelet or pancake lines for 20 minutes, do you?

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

if for a brief few minutes...how has the Big Cat been so far?

[realmenhatelife]

Right? What a crummy invitation.

I'll be enjoy some crumby fresh amish pastry by myself, then.

[Misteriosa]

I'll be enjoy some crumby fresh amish pastry by myself, then.

:glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

1. Steve Jobs has been dead less than a year.
2. Steve Jobs is an asshole, and I'm not the only person who thinks so.

[Dell]

Just saw this on an ESD picture on instagram...

Yes, we WILL be on the excellent Ron & Fez Show on Friday! #BringIt

hope it means tomorrow...

[Misteriosa]

1. Steve Jobs has been dead less than a year.
2. Steve Jobs is an asshole, and I'm not the only person who thinks so.

i was just thinking that. i thought the fact that steve jobs was considered to be an asshole of epic proportions, but hella good at marketing, was common knowledge.

[sailor]

Just saw this on an ESD picture on instagram...



hope it means tomorrow...

Last Thursday, Ron invited him back for tomorrow.

[realmenhatelife]

i was just thinking that. i thought the fact that steve jobs was considered to be an asshole of epic proportions, but hella good at marketing, was common knowledge.

There's the whole Apple cult thing. People in the cult have a lot of trouble understanding that people are outside of it.

I was bitching on facebook once about itunes wiping my ipod because it updated and turned off the 'manage your own files' option I had selected, and this kid I know who is an apple store worker could not fathom why I would want to manage my own files and wouldn't keep all my music on my hard drive and synched with itunes.

[Misteriosa]

dont cry for richard branson's virgin mobile business, ron. everyone knows that the americans are overcharged like a motherfuck for their cell phone services in all the world.:dry:

[Misteriosa]

there is no one left who has the same kind of money as the rockefellers?! ron, we are LIVING in the second gilded age, ffs!

[LeedsJr]

Judging from the thread, I'm glad I don't listen to interviews. :dry:

[Misteriosa]

Judging from the thread, I'm glad I don't listen to interviews. :dry:

the interview is long over.

[jennysmurf]

the interview is long over.

Yeah, and we're still not recovered from it.

[LeedsJr]

Wow, that call about rubbing your hands together under the hand dryer was fucking compelling. :dry:

[deliciousV]

werd. its nice to hear something that was current some time when i was able to perfrom my ADLs :dry:

Had to google ADL you public service nerd.

I refuse to look it up, I'm just going to imagine that it's something like kegels.

[Misteriosa]

YES!! im looking forward to this documentary on the shining!!! :clap:

[LeedsJr]

YES!! im looking forward to this documentary on the shining!!! :clap:

You're cheating. You should be sailoring, like the rest of us. It builds character.

[Misteriosa]

here is a link from io9 talking about it

The Unsettling Theories about The Shining That You Haven't Heard Yet (http://io9.com/the-unsettling-theories-about-the-shining-that-you-have-459487146)

[realmenhatelife]

YES!! im looking forward to this documentary on the shining!!! :clap:

I'm also really looking forward to it. If it doesn't go streaming on Netflix I think my local indie will definately get it.

[Misteriosa]

wasn't earl involved in some sort of spam thing. not that he was the one doing it, but that a spammer had said he was in england or something and tried get ron or fez to send "earl" cash to get him back to the US?

[sailor]

here is a link from io9 talking about it

The Unsettling Theories about The Shining That You Haven't Heard Yet (http://io9.com/the-unsettling-theories-about-the-shining-that-you-have-459487146)

I heard it was dumb. Sounds about as believable as loose change.

[jennysmurf]

I refuse to look it up, I'm just going to imagine that it's something like kegels.

:laugh: You're the worst.

[sailor]

I was thinking what Ron just said, basically there are so many theories that even if one is right, the rest are wrong.

[realmenhatelife]

The Shining is fantastic, snobby Ronny. I dont usually even remember it's a Kubrick movie, it's just good on it's own.

[sailor]

Crap, my break coincides with commercials and then an interview regarding a batshit doc?!

[Misteriosa]

i LUUUUUURRRRRVEEEE the shining. 2001... not so much.

[realmenhatelife]

I was thinking what Ron just said, basically there are so many theories that even if one is right, the rest are wrong.

It's just fun. Also, it's a meta comment on the story itself. The writer obsessed with his block descends into madness and paranoia. Obsessing about the movie takes you down paths of madness and paranoia.

[realmenhatelife]

Crap, my break coincides with commercials and then an interview regarding a batshit doc?!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-52dby7dpdPk/TpR8_lFY11I/AAAAAAAAELE/d6BFMw1YuXk/s1600/crazy_doctor_by_Dimazab.jpg

[Misteriosa]

the JK blog is greeeeat . i think her blog is called iplatypus or somthing like that.

eta: its www.idyllopuspress.com

[sailor]

It's just fun. Also, it's a meta comment on the story itself. The writer obsessed with his block descends into madness and paranoia. Obsessing about the movie takes you down paths of madness and paranoia.

It doesn't sound like they're taking it as fun. Sounds dead (batshit crazy) serious.

[realmenhatelife]

It doesn't sound like they're taking it as fun. Sounds dead (batshit crazy) serious.

Fun for the audience.

[Misteriosa]

oof.. the wheezing... its like pepper is on ALL the mics.

[Gutter]

the JK blog is greeeeat . i think her blog is called iplatypus or somthing like that.

eta: its www.idyllopuspress.com

Its something with an S....slippy, slappy...Samsonite! I was WAAAYY off.

[Misteriosa]

Its something with an S....slippy, slappy...Samsonite! I was WAAAYY off.

exactly. :laugh:

[sailor]

Fun for the audience.

Maybe.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe.

You're a maybe.

[sailor]

You're a maybe.

Not even. :(

[sailor]

What did (will) Armand say?

[jennysmurf]

These guys have NPR voices. :sleep:

[Misteriosa]

here comes the down-slide before vacation for the cliff hanger. :o

almost front desk time too.

[deliciousV]

Room 237 can be found and watched, for those who search

[Misteriosa]

someone get dr. kaku on the phone, STAT! :surrender:

[Recyclerz]

If I recall correctly, Kenny Allen taught us there were robot pilgrims who could have handled Terminator Arnold quite handily.

[realmenhatelife]

Seeking arrangement .com, wow thats a new low.


If it's so successful why do you need 10 free messages to hook up with a hooker/sugar daughter?

[jennysmurf]

Seeking arrangement .com, wow thats a new low.


If it's so successful why do you need 10 free messages to hook up with a hooker/sugar daughter?

Isn't this basically prostitution? :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't this basically prostitution? :blink:

Yeah, more or less.

So at this place Jenny they make this amazing bread, like super good Raisin Bread, peach bread, raspberry, blue berry and apple bread, and then you can get french toast made of that awesome bread that's good enough to eat as a dessert on its own.

And the best apple fritters ever.

[LeedsJr]

Isn't this basically prostitution? :blink:

It depends. What, exactly, are you doing?

Feel free to be as descriptive as possible.

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, more or less.

So at this place Jenny they make this amazing bread, like super good Raisin Bread, peach bread, raspberry, blue berry and apple bread, and then you can get french toast made of that awesome bread that's good enough to eat as a dessert on its own.

And the best apple fritters ever.

Now you're just being mean. I'm going to go meet my trainer and pout. Good day to you sir!

[realmenhatelife]

Now you're just being mean. I'm going to go meet my trainer and pout. Good day to you sir!

But you'll miss the whoopie pie!

[realmenhatelife]

It's going to be QT vs Martin Scorcese in the finals, and I called Scorcese wins the day they launched this. So dont pretend like Darren Arronofsky was ever gonna do shit.

[LeedsJr]

I'm starting to feel the same way as Ron about this show.

Bored and fed up with it.