Ron And Fez Listening Thread 03/29/13 The Return Of Dave And Earl

[disneyspy]

MORNIN DOGSIES!!

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3226&size=1


Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Join Spy's Fantasy (Baseball League) (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=92373)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

DAVE AND EARL IN STUDIO TODAY! this should be a fun show and thread

[disneyspy]

todays playlist.... THE JACKSON 5!

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[disneyspy]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr81f5MM6B1qauweoo1_500.gif

[OneEyeJack]

MORNIN DOGSIES!!

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3226&size=1


Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Join Spy's Fantasy (Baseball League) (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=92373)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

DAVE AND EARL IN STUDIO TODAY! this should be a fun show and thread

you mean Rubie and Saphire

[Misteriosa]

just in time! :bye:

[disneyspy]

you mean Rubie and Saphire

HAHA! perfect

[Misteriosa]

fez: "he's like the black green lantern"

i thought the green lantern WAS black :o

[OneEyeJack]

fez: "he's like the black green lantern"

i thought the green lantern WAS black :o

perhaps he should have said olive green lantern

[disneyspy]

the 5

Paul Thomas Anderson. Before he achieved the greatest artistic achievement of his career, dating Fiona Apple, he made this short, “Coffee and Cigarettes”. After a professor bad mouthed Terminator 2 to his students, PTA dropped out of NYU and invested his tuition money into this short, featuring actual famous actor and cousin to George Clooney, Miguel Ferrer. Watch it here or scroll down below.
Sam Raimi. It wasn’t always grotesque CGI spectacles for Sam. In 1978, he was a teenager from working class Michigan that got together with friends and family and made a short horror movie called Within The Woods. It became a minor local hit, and was used to attract investors and was later made into a proper feature, retitled Evil Dead. Watch it here or scroll down below.
Quentin Tarantino. A blessing disguised as tragedy. While still a mere video store clerk in his early 20s, he scraped together enough cash to shoot his first movie. The bad news: most of it was destroyed in a fire, only half of the footage survived. The good news: it wasn’t very good. Even in 1984, Tarantino’s vision for his universe of characters was fully realized, characters and scenarios from True Romance and all the way up to 2009s Inglourious Basterds are present in this short. Watch it here or scroll down below.
David Lynch. Before blowing up the box office with crowd pleasing favorites like Eraserhead and Wild at Heart, young David Lynch got his start making disturbing short films. Here’s a tender story about a young boy and his grandmother. Watch it here or scroll down below.
Wes Anderson. Though shot on black and white, and looking much cheaper than the finished product, this is nearly identical to the feature debut of Wes Anderson. Legendary producer James L Brooks (Simpsons, Taxi, Mary Tyler Moore etc) saw this short and decided to finance and distribute a proper version of it. That’s how you get a bunch of Rolling Stones songs in your first movie. Watch it here or scroll down below.

[hanso]

ESD FTW!

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I just started the show (self imposed sailor time)...and, so far...FANTASTIC!

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I just started the show (self imposed sailor time)...and, so far...FANTASTIC!

its weird hearing the show start off happy and energized and stay that way

[Dell]

its weird hearing the show start off happy and energized and stay that way

I know...I was parallel processing and getting some of my more mundane work done and found myself smiling...SMILING

one Ron chuckle is worth more than 1000 belly laughs from anyone else...

[A.J.]

Death Metal Moe!

[Gutter]

morning buds.

[Dell]

WHAT?!?!

Fez is not going home...they must not be on break next week

[disneyspy]

ha ESD dropping the f bombs is fucking great

[hanso]

Fez's Birthday: 03-31-2013

[disneyspy]

our fantasy baseball league draft will be sunday at 730 PM ,i havent set the draft time and date because i want to get the league up to 12,join now and let the auto draft pic for you if you dont feel confident in your drafting ability

[disneyspy]

Fez's Birthday: 03-31-2013

wasnt he born in 1964?

[Misteriosa]

this lifeboat hurts. :down:

[disneyspy]

nice to hear perrynoid again

[sailor]

Probably Jeter.

[sailor]

That iron horse shit was so funny.

[sailor]

this lifeboat hurts. :down:

Dave thinks you ride a horse!

[A.J.]

Jeter goes. Not even close.

[sailor]

Neyer had the late 90s Yankees as the greatest dynasty ever. Take that 20s Yankees!

[disneyspy]

i get in the mood for opening day by watching FEVER PITCH and i'm not even a SAX fan

[sailor]

i get in the mood for opening day by watching FEVER PITCH and i'm not even a SAX fan

Not after he got the yips, anyways.

[disneyspy]

Not after he got the yips, anyways.

dear mr hanso,could you please give me a sailation please? thank you

[hanso]

blow hard will set them right

[Dell]

Yankees in the boat...sink it!

[A.J.]

#6 will be retired for Torre Blowhard.

[Misteriosa]

beat it, blowhard! yer outta hea!

[Dell]

dear mr hanso,could you please give me a sailation please? thank you

what is a sailation...not a joke...I just couldn't figure this one out

[disneyspy]

Yankees in the boat...sink it!

you mid easteners are so anti american

USA! USA! USA! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!

[Misteriosa]

42? its mariano rivera still wearing that one?

eta: i know its "known" as jackie robinson's number tho

[disneyspy]

what is a sailation...not a joke...I just couldn't figure this one out

Kinda like a hanslation but for sailor instead

[A.J.]

42? its mariano rivera still wearing that one?

Technically, it was retired by MLB back in 1997. Players like Mo who were wearing it at the time were grandfathered in.

[sailor]

dear mr hanso,could you please give me a sailation please? thank you

Steve Sax. Got the yips.

[A.J.]

Catfish's number was not retired by the Yanks.

[jennysmurf]

what is a sailation...not a joke...I just couldn't figure this one out

Usually, whenever Hanso posts, someone will need to provide a "hanslation." Sailor posted something that needed a translation, a "sailation" if you will.

[deliciousV]

i get in the mood for opening day by watching FEVER PITCH and i'm not even a SAX fan

Fuck Sunday, it ain't baseball season until the 1st team of baseball, the team in cinci plays.

[A.J.]

Fuck Sunday, it ain't baseball season until the 1st team of baseball, the team in cinci plays.

Thanks Gvac.

[jennysmurf]

Kinda like a hanslation but for sailor instead

Usually, whenever Hanso posts, someone will need to provide a "hanslation." Sailor posted something that needed a translation, a "sailation" if you will.

My explanation was better.

[deliciousV]

Usually, whenever Hanso posts, someone will need to provide a "hanslation." Sailor posted something that needed a translation, a "sailation" if you will.

will you tell Spy that that's a bit of a stretch please

[sailor]

Kinda like a hanslation but for sailor instead

I thought it was obvious.

[deliciousV]

Thanks Gvac.

some traditions should have been kept alive.

[jennysmurf]

I thought it was obvious.

Dell is slow.

[jennysmurf]

will you tell Spy that that's a bit of a stretch please

His whole existence is a bit of a stretch.

[A.J.]

some traditions should have been kept alive.

Oh, I absolutely agree.

[sailor]

His whole existence is a bit of a stretch.

His balls, anyways.

[disneyspy]

His balls, anyways.

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

His balls, anyways.

:laugh:

I googled "1970s Oakland A's" to check out their uniforms, and yep, pretty swank.

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[A.J.]

This is a great show today.

[Misteriosa]

Fuck Sunday, it ain't baseball season until the 1st team of baseball, the team in cinci plays.

http://expresswithgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/snow-white-haters-gonna-hate.gif

[jennysmurf]

This is a great show today.

I always enjoy when Dave is in studio.

[Dell]

I thought it was obvious.

but I am still unaware of many of the ways of the .net...I did chuckle when I read the explanation, or hanslation

[Dell]

Dell is slow.

HEY...we prefer mentally...uh, nevermind

I'M NOT SLOW!

[deliciousV]

the first major league game I ever went to, when I was around 12 looked like this

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[Misteriosa]

the first major league game I ever went to, when I was around 12 looked like this

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it was in black and white?! :ohmy:

[sailor]

but I am still unaware of many of the ways of the .net...I did chuckle when I read the explanation, or hanslation

I also don't think it worked with my name as well, that part WAS a stretch. Hanslation, dizlation, those work better because they have that similar, interior sibilant.

[Dell]

the first major league game I ever went to, when I was around 12 looked like this

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my first major league game was a Pittsburgh Pirates home game...when "We are Family" was played non-stop

[jennysmurf]

it was in black and white?! :ohmy:

:lol:

[deliciousV]

it was in black and white?! :ohmy:

yes, and only in 2 D

[disneyspy]

1st game- saw the bird pitch in the D

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0414/mlb_g_fidrych_576.jpg

[A.J.]

I think my first baseball game was around 1976 or 1977 in Yankee Stadium. I also went to Fenway around the same time. I loved the Stadium inside but the area around Yankee Stadium was a shithole back then, which is part of the reason I became a Sox fan instead. Fenway was a ball park in a much nicer little neighborhood.

[spoon]

it was in black and white?! :ohmy:

Racist!

[spoon]

My first game was next year.

[jennysmurf]

I think my first baseball game was around 1976 or 1977 in Yankee Stadium. I also went to Fenway around the same time. I loved the Stadium inside but the area around Yankee Stadium was a shithole back then, which is part of the reason I became a Sox fan instead. Fenway was a ball park in a much nicer little neighborhood.

Elitist. How's your insurance this morning?

[Chigworthy]

Where's Lemieux? Dave's in, so he can post anti-Dave stuff all day

[A.J.]

Elitist. How's your insurance this morning?

Ready to put out for you!

[sailor]

I think my first baseball game was around 1976 or 1977 in Yankee Stadium. I also went to Fenway around the same time. I loved the Stadium inside but the area around Yankee Stadium was a shithole back then, which is part of the reason I became a Sox fan instead. Fenway was a ball park in a much nicer little neighborhood.

Racist.

I lived in that area for the first few years of my life.

[deliciousV]

Racist!

in her defense, Concepcion was more of a caramel color

[spoon]

Enough about kiss

[spoon]

.nets good group huh?

That HAS to be faggy spy.

Every time too, such a vag.

[hanso]

my first major league game was a Pittsburgh Pirates home game...when "We are Family" was played non-stop

didn't they also have same slogan obama used... yes we can or something like this?

[jennysmurf]

Ready to put out for you!

:clap:

[jennysmurf]

.nets good group huh?

That HAS to be faggy spy.

Every time too, such a vag.

What? We are the good group.

[disneyspy]

.nets good group huh?

That HAS to be faggy spy.

Every time too, such a vag.

SINCE IT'S GOOD FRIDAY i wont say anything about the cloud of negativity you carry around your poor insane issued filled pathetic messageboard existance

i'm out of here,enjoy your weekends

[jennysmurf]

Racist.

I lived in that area for the first few years of my life.

In the ghetto....(In the ghetto)

[spoon]

SINCE IT'S GOOD FRIDAY i wont say anything about the cloud of negativity you carry around your poor insane issued filled pathetic messageboard existance

i'm out of here,enjoy your weekends

Bye vagina. And way to even fail at not saying anything too! You're quite the martyr there and ooo it's Friday.

[Dell]

I'm out of here too...:bye:

[hanso]

going back in time to Positivity Thursdays Jay Mohr Sports

[sailor]

Bolt does one thing well. Silly answer.

[Lemieux66]

Where's Lemieux? Dave's in, so he can post anti-Dave stuff all day

I'm actually a Dave apologist on R&F.

It's his own show that's a disaster.

[jennysmurf]

I'm actually a Dave apologist on R&F.

It's his own show that's a disaster.

Keepin it real.

[sailor]

Keepin it real.

But it's a fun disaster. Like that Hicks live read you missed.

[hanso]

It has to be Ron Jeremy

[Lemieux66]

It's bad enough to try to compare players in different positions in the same sport, but talking about what athletes would do in other sports is pants-on-head retarded. It leads to shit like Dave thinking Lebron would dominate soccer.

[A.J.]

Sidney Crosby could be a candidate. Arguably the best player in the NHL AND he can hit the long ball too!

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[jennysmurf]

But it's a fun disaster. Like that Hicks live read you missed.

You're such a terrible person.

[spoon]

esd is a good whacky guy/fuck, but I'm with Lem

I tried many times too, but it just hurts to listen to of late

the show is just yelling, mostly curses and very little substance. I never thought I'd listen to the Sam portion of the split and not the ESD

[jennysmurf]

Davism: "Stipulants"


Pretty sure, he meant "stipulations"

[sailor]

You're such a terrible person.

Terribly fun person?

[jennysmurf]

Terribly fun person?

That's almost as much of a stretch as DS's balls.

[sailor]

That's almost as much of a stretch as DS's balls.

Damn, girl, I'm beloved!

[jennysmurf]

Aw man, I wish they weren't going to an Unmast. I was giggling so hard just now, I snorted.

[sailor]

Aw man, I wish they weren't going to an Unmast. I was giggling so hard just now, I snorted.

Don't make you a bad person.

[Lemieux66]

Aw man, I wish they weren't going to an Unmast. I was giggling so hard just now, I snorted.

Jim Jefferies is guaranteed funny.

[jennysmurf]

Don't make you a bad person.

Thank goodness!


Jim Jefferies is guaranteed funny.


Is he the Legit guy? I've seen it a couple times. It's good, but I like hearing Ron laugh.

[jennysmurf]

I don't enjoy an Australian accent very much.

[Gutter]

Is he the Legit guy? I've seen it a couple times. It's good, but I like hearing Ron laugh.

That's the one. Basically his standup material and the episodes of the show are mostly true stories from his very odd and fucked up life. Probably why it works so well in both mediums.

[A.J.]

I don't enjoy an Australian accent very much.

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[jennysmurf]

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Well you're no help.

[Lemieux66]

Thank goodness!





Is he the Legit guy? I've seen it a couple times. It's good, but I like hearing Ron laugh.

You're in luck then, because Ron makes sure to laugh all the way through Unmasts even when the person isn't being particularly funny.

[jennysmurf]

You're in luck then, because Ron makes sure to laugh all the way through Unmasts even when the person isn't being particularly funny.

That's why I wanted to keep the show going. He was really laughing at Dave. I've heard the fake laugh.

[sailor]

That's why I wanted to keep the show going. He was really laughing at Dave. I've heard the fake laugh.

Lucky me, I've gone back and am listening to the start of the show.

[deliciousV]

this Unmasked is pretty fucking funny

[jennysmurf]

this Unmasked is pretty fucking funny

Yeah, he's a funny guy. I like when Ron interviews comedians.

[Lemieux66]

this Unmasked is pretty fucking funny

Jefferies is hilarious in everything... radio, TV, this interview, etc. He's like Patrice.

[jennysmurf]

Ron said they'd be back after Unmast, but I don't think there will be enough time. This is running long.

[Lemieux66]

Ron said they'd be back after Unmast, but I don't think there will be enough time. This is running long.

They sure showed you. Best news is that they're playing some Dave/Earl material in the Best Of. The last few vacations that lazy asshole Hicks has just grabbed entire shows from like 2 weeks prior.

[jennysmurf]

They sure showed you. Best news is that they're playing some Dave/Earl material in the Best Of. The last few vacations that lazy asshole Hicks has just grabbed entire shows from like 2 weeks prior.

I'm going to be on vacation too, so I have no cares for what they do next week.

[jennysmurf]

No "donk," but an old-school "seeya!" Odd ending today. Way to leave us with a cliffhanger.

[drucifer]

No "donk," but an old-school "seeya!" Odd ending today. Way to leave us with a cliffhanger.

And "Its been a pleasure working for Sirius XM."

Speculate!

[deliciousV]

And "Its been a pleasure working for Sirius XM."

Speculate!

I heard something more along the lines of "as always, it's a pleasure working for Sirius XM"