Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/9/13 - Get it buzzing

[realmenhatelife]

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Lets hit the ground running today. No coffee for me, that was probably a mistake.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I love when the opening song takes me back to simpler times...I'm instantly in a better mood!

I ain't no fortunate one...no!

[realmenhatelife]

I did hear women who complain about the snow saying this morning "it isn't good when it gets too warm too fast."

[jimmyolsenblues]

I am really sorry I do not find Amy Schumer funny.
She is pretty. But come on.

[realmenhatelife]

I am really sorry I do not find Amy Schumer funny.
She is pretty. But come on.

I dont think she's that pretty but I think shes funny enough.

[sailor]

I dont think she's that pretty but I think shes funny enough.

She's funnier than pretty.

[Misteriosa]

hello

[Dell]

I find Amy Schumer both funny and attractive...I'd even put a "very" before each attribute

[sailor]

I did hear women who complain about the snow saying this morning "it isn't good when it gets too warm too fast."

Seriously, too fucking hot already.

[realmenhatelife]

She's funnier than pretty.

I think people who like how dirty she is find it augments her looks. Like I know Cbob ruins his pants because of how nasty she can be. I get it.

[Misteriosa]

I think people who like how dirty she is find it augments her looks. Like I know Cbob ruins his pants because of how nasty she can be. I get it.

so the dirtier a woman is, the prettier she becomes? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

so the dirtier a woman is, the prettier she becomes? :unsure:

Of course. Goes without saying, really.

[realmenhatelife]

so the dirtier a woman is, the prettier she becomes? :unsure:

To guys that like dirty girls. The more you like a girl's personality the prettier she becomes. And you know what that filthy bastard is like.

[sailor]

There are deer on the side of the Saw Mill constantly. A drone ain't gonna spook them.

[sailor]

Of course. Goes without saying, really.

Church.

[realmenhatelife]

I was always more of a Michelle Trachtenberg man.

[sailor]

Amanda Bynes is great.

[Dell]

There are deer on the side of the Saw Mill constantly. A drone ain't gonna spook them.

by last estimate, we have 65 deer living inside the gates of NASA Langley Research Center...we share the airstrip at Langley Air Force Base

they don't spook when they are used to the noise...they apparently are not spooked by cars given the number of them that have run into cars

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, Thatcher vs Ebert popularity? I dont think you can relate the two things.

[Misteriosa]

To guys that like dirty girls. The more you like a girl's personality the prettier she becomes. And you know what that filthy bastard is like.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130215073341/archer/images/thumb/d/d9/Cyril_on_Lana.PNG/94px-Cyril_on_Lana.PNG

[Misteriosa]

shut up, hicks. ebert was a large cultural figure way before he lost his jaw. also, ebert was WAY more likable than siskel. ebert was the "every man"

[disneyspy]

why so happy?

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/wC/roger-ebert-jaw-cancer-photo-esquire-0310-lg.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130215073341/archer/images/thumb/d/d9/Cyril_on_Lana.PNG/94px-Cyril_on_Lana.PNG

Gotta love that Lana, Cyril is a lucky man.

[Misteriosa]

holy crap! there is a new animal call a girafft! is it a hybrid of some kind?

[Misteriosa]

Gotta love that Lana, Cyril is a lucky man.

even if the deal was very carefully brokered.

[realmenhatelife]

shut up, hicks. ebert was a large cultural figure way before he lost his jaw. also, ebert was WAY more likable than siskel. ebert was the "every man"

Yeah, plus I think all the internet movie writers are somewhat modelled on Ebert. With the snark and what not.

[disneyspy]

of course he went online,it's not like he could be on camera

[Misteriosa]

of course he went online,it's not like he could be on camera

well he literally had no voice. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's right, why arent we literally shitting on Eberts grave right now?

[Misteriosa]

Ron's right, why arent we literally shitting on Eberts grave right now?

:huh:

[LeedsJr]

Ron's right, why arent we literally shitting on Eberts grave right now?

I don't have to go right now.

[Dell]

the optimum depth of water in a birdbath is 2.5 inches...word

[Misteriosa]

I don't have to go right now.

according to this caller, it sounds like you do :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

:huh:

Im being facetious

[Misteriosa]

Im being facetious

you wanna do what with your face?!?!

[LeedsJr]

according to this caller, it sounds like you do :wink:

I missed it. G-Boring is on the long list of reasons I have for turning the show off.

As is The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

you wanna do what with your face?!?!

I'll show you later, dont tell smurf, she'll get jelous

[Misteriosa]

I missed it. G-Boring is on the long list of reasons I have for turning the show off.

As is The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever. :dry:

that's who the caller was :o

[LeedsJr]

that's who the caller was :o

Ah. :happy:

[Misteriosa]

my nephew was climbing on all the chairs and sofas and jumping off them on to the other soft things since he was about 18 months old. :rolleyes: since he was the first little boy in our family we had no idea that this was a "thing" with boys.

[realmenhatelife]

I havent seen I Spit on your Grave in years.

[hanso]

3-year-old fatally shoots deputy’s wife with his gun at Tennessee cookout

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/08/3-year-old-fatally-shoots-deputys-wife-with-his-gun-at-tennessee-cookout/

saw this last night then this other one comes out from NJ they brought up on air

[Dell]

enjoyed the early lunch, but I must go back to work...later buddays

[realmenhatelife]

This song is mind bogglingly bad.

[A.J.]

Country music sucks.

[jennysmurf]

you wanna do what with your face?!?!

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I'll show you later, dont tell smurf, she'll get jelous

I hate being tardy to the party.

[disneyspy]

I hate being tardy to the party.

every party needs a pooper,thats why we invited you

now go make some poop

[Chigworthy]

Nashville country music sucks.

Fixed.

That song sounds like some 14 year old chopped it together.

[jennysmurf]

Blech, this is awful. :thumbdown:

[hanso]

shut up, hicks. ebert was a large cultural figure way before he lost his jaw. also, ebert was WAY more likable than siskel. ebert was the "every man"

one jaw down is the new rating

[Misteriosa]

Country music sucks.

Fixed.

That song sounds like some 14 year old chopped it together.

there's a difference? :wacko:

[Misteriosa]

one jaw down is the new rating

:surrender:

[hanso]

Country music sucks.

turned that right off...jj mohrs!!

[realmenhatelife]

I feel bad that country music fans have to defend themselves against that song when non country fans hear it.

[realmenhatelife]

Astygmatism, it isnt that weird.

[Misteriosa]

Astigmatism is an optical defect in which vision is blurred due to the inability of the optics of the eye to focus a point object into a sharp focused image on the retina.

i've got astigmatism. its why i have to wear glasses :o

[realmenhatelife]

i've got astigmatism. its why i have to wear glasses :o

Maybe you and Fez can be monacle buddies.

[realmenhatelife]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsa49fIs6G1qam9ggo1_500.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Short-Fuse Stanley

[realmenhatelife]

Ron doesn't appreciate himself enough? Fez doesn't listen to the show.

[Misteriosa]

Maybe you and Fez can be monacle buddies.

i cant... i have it in both eyes... :down:

[Chigworthy]

I think Fez might be a Ronsexual.

[A.J.]

i cant... i have it in both eyes... :down:

In both eyes....

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9f8qK8rD1qznwvxo1_400.jpg

[Warren Peace]

I think Fez might be a Ronsexual.

Fez totally wants to feel that wheeze on the back of his neck.

[realmenhatelife]

i cant... i have it in both eyes... :down:

uhh, so Binacles?

In both eyes....

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9f8qK8rD1qznwvxo1_400.jpg

This was funnier.

[sailor]

Short-Fuse Stanley

Nice guy pepper is just trying to overcompensate.

[sailor]

uhh, so Binacles?



This was funnier.

Funny was the wrong way to go with that line...

[realmenhatelife]

I think the first rule of 'leaking' a 'fake' sex tape is to not hire a male porn star to bang you in it.

[realmenhatelife]

Funny was the wrong way to go with that line...

Creepy Sailor is creepy.

Also, doesn't watch the eyes as a courtesy.

[sailor]

Creepy Sailor is creepy.

Also, doesn't watch the eyes as a courtesy.

I think you misread my implication. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[realmenhatelife]

I have 1. a beard and 2. no wife so maybe I'm not the best guy in the world to comment on dollar shave club's assertion about 'lady razors,' but I have to ask if I presumably dont mind rubbing my wifes p word on my face why would I care about rubbing her 'lady razor' on my face?

[LeedsJr]

I have 1. a beard and 2. no wife so maybe I'm not the best guy in the world to comment on dollar shave club's assertion about 'lady razors,' but I have to ask if I presumably dont mind rubbing my wifes p word on my face why would I care about rubbing her 'lady razor' on my face?

You're their target demo, but not if you ask so many questions.

[sailor]

I have 1. a beard and 2. no wife so maybe I'm not the best guy in the world to comment on dollar shave club's assertion about 'lady razors,' but I have to ask if I presumably dont mind rubbing my wifes p word on my face why would I care about rubbing her 'lady razor' on my face?

I hear chicks say the lady razors are shit. Not as sharp and don't last as long.

[realmenhatelife]

You're their target demo, but not if you ask so many questions.

I grew a beard because I have so many razor questions.

I hear chicks say the lady razors are shit. Not as sharp and don't last as long.

Why dont they just get a mach 3 like everyone else since 1998?

[sailor]

I grew a beard because I have so many razor questions.



Why dont they just get a mach 3 like everyone else since 1998?

That's the thing, there's a lady version of the mach3 blades and they're not as good. So, they often get the lady holder and then the regular blades.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure we can just leave it to the FBI to decide if they want to investigate this. Probably not a great idea to admit to a murder on the internet even if you're just bullshitting.

[realmenhatelife]

That's the thing, there's a lady version of the mach3 blades and they're not as good. So, they often get the lady holder and then the regular blades.

So really the commercial should be "Guy's, are you sick to death that she used up all your razors again and she has no clue how expensive they are and never replaces them for you, I told you she was gonna turn into her mother."

[LeedsJr]

I keep trying to listen, but every time I turn the show on, Ron is either talking to someone boring or coughing up a lung. :sad:

[jennysmurf]

So really the commercial should be "Guy's, are you sick to death that she used up all your razors again and she has no clue how expensive they are and never replaces them for you, I told you she was gonna turn into her mother."

Genius! Why aren't you an ad man?

[Misteriosa]

hitchhikers guide :o

[Misteriosa]

That's the thing, there's a lady version of the mach3 blades and they're not as good. So, they often get the lady holder and then the regular blades.

i just buy mens blades. the mark up on razors just because they are pink is insane. :dry:

[Misteriosa]

i love how ron fucks up words all the time, then corrects fez about his pronunciation, and fucks up while he's doing it! :rolleyes:

[LeedsJr]

i love how ron fucks up words all the time, then corrects fez about his pronunciation, and fucks up while he's doing it! :rolleyes:

Don't forget the part where he asks Fez what he wants to talk about, Fez brings something up, and Ron's response is, "I don't believe it." :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't realize almost 40% of music sales are still CD.

[LeedsJr]

Wow. It's Tuesday after a week off, and this is where the show is already.

[LeedsJr]

Oooh boy! Awkward, uncomfortable, silences! I can just feel the tension!

I bet there's going to be a big blowup as a payoff to all this awful radio!!!

[realmenhatelife]

What wouldn't be financially responsible with getting married, Hicks? Unless you'll get booted from your apartment if she moves in. He just doesn't want to stop weeknight drinking.

[Misteriosa]

wait... just before vacation, didnt ron get mad at fez for using material that wasnt finished? why would he now get mad at fez for not using material was was waiting for approval from the editor, meaning that it was not finished? :unsure:

[Warren Peace]

Fez has Bicycle Man-envy

[realmenhatelife]

I always thought Merril Garbus was really attractive. Lately I've been seeing pictures of her and shes extra attractive. She also seems to have lost a little weight. Also, she is a person who has a or is recovering from (whatever the propper term is) an eating disorder. Can you tell a person who previously had an eating disorder that also just lost some weight that they're looking especially good lately?

[realmenhatelife]

I'm with Ron, never got All in the Family.

[realmenhatelife]

Recharging for Iced Tea is bullllllshit, free refills.

[realmenhatelife]

"Yeah, the praire clown raped her."


Why cant we gif the show.

[realmenhatelife]

Is it Jessie get addicted to diet pills?

[Misteriosa]

Is it Jessie get addicted to diet pills?

im so excited! im so excited! im so excited! im so scared!

that shit is fucking classic :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

that shit is fucking classic :laugh:

Then she turned into a stripper in vegas and had sex with kyle McClaughlin in a pool.


I remember Shawn Hunter joins a cult, too.

[Misteriosa]

what the hell happened? everyone went quiet so abruptly. :huh: i thought my player went out

[Recyclerz]

what the hell happened? everyone went quiet so abruptly. :huh: i thought my player went out

Ron & Pepper known to let the beat ................................................. drop

[LeedsJr]

what the hell happened? everyone went quiet so abruptly. :huh: i thought my player went out

The show.

[jennysmurf]

I always thought Merril Garbus was really attractive. Lately I've been seeing pictures of her and shes extra attractive. She also seems to have lost a little weight. Also, she is a person who has a or is recovering from (whatever the propper term is) an eating disorder. Can you tell a person who previously had an eating disorder that also just lost some weight that they're looking especially good lately?

:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

:dry:

But I liked how she looked before, Jenny, that's the important thing. I'm a femenist, ask misti.

[jennysmurf]

But I liked how she looked before, Jenny, that's the important thing. I'm a femenist, ask misti.

Uh huh. :dry:

[Dell]

Uh huh. :dry:

I've never been overly hung-up on weight...

I've been married to a skinny woman, a woman with perfect curves, and a woman with more curves than she wanted...been married for 26 years and I would have started it with any version of her!

[hanso]

i just buy mens blades. the mark up on razors just because they are pink is insane. :dry:

I did it the other way round with disposables... anything to save a buck right?

[jennysmurf]

I did it the other way round with disposables... anything to save a buck right?

Gay.