Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/10/13 - Danger Danger

[realmenhatelife]

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Changed her gender, didn't really change her singing voice. Good for you, Laura Jane Grace.

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. i like this song... :flush:

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[realmenhatelife]

yeah.. i like this song... :flush:

We wont judge you.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

evaluating proposals while listening today...will I finish? will the big cat distract me with his humor? will there be an interview? will Lleeds call the show under one of his aliases?

[Dell]

DARN YOU JENNYSMURF...you left "from my knee" off of my new mod quote

:tongue:

[Misteriosa]

eh-liss-ee-um? i thought "elysium" was pronounced eh-lee-see-um :unsure: or eh- leez-shee-um

[LeedsJr]

Ron's singing is bad enough. Ron singing Moby is cruel and unusual punishment.

[realmenhatelife]

Ofcourse people troll because they dont think they'll get caught, that's why they all use aliases. Murder confession dude freaked once reddit started figuring out his real identity.

[realmenhatelife]

eh-liss-ee-um? i thought "elysium" was pronounced eh-lee-see-um :unsure: or eh- leez-shee-um

I always heard eh lee see um.

[realmenhatelife]

Here's an interesting thing though, Ron is pretty trollish himself, will he cop to it?

[Misteriosa]

OF COURSE he's trolling eight year olds... he's on XBL... that's where the children play :o

[Recyclerz]

Here's an interesting thing though, Ron is pretty trollish himself, will he cop to it?

Here's the conundrum for you though: if the funny > the dickishness is it still trolling or is it art?

[LeedsJr]

OF COURSE he's trolling eight year olds... he's on XBL... that's where the children play :o

I just heard this. This new player is Super-duper-sailorish.

[Misteriosa]

http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/788249/56500

Nooooooooooope!

people will be dicks if they feel they can get away with it. that caller gave people too much benefit of the doubt. its not because they are "oppressed by being politically correct"

[realmenhatelife]

Is the internet negativity a result of being forced to being politically correct in real life? No, because it's all about asserting power, you're angry at your lack of power not that you're required to act civilly to minorities.

[CountryBob]

Hodor

[LeedsJr]

Is Fez trying to set a new record for not talking to start a show?

[Misteriosa]

Hodor

heh heh

[realmenhatelife]

Jesus, people arguing about fake internet shit.

[sailor]

eh-liss-ee-um? i thought "elysium" was pronounced eh-lee-see-um :unsure: or eh- leez-shee-um

You know you're right. That first one is so wrong.

[LeedsJr]

This caller is fucking annoying.

And why is Fez in the other room?

[sailor]

Here's an interesting thing though, Ron is pretty trollish himself, will he cop to it?

In what way?

[Misteriosa]

You know you're right. That first one is so wrong.

not always. having studied so many languages, its tough to tell. i tend to pronounce all the vowels when i try say words that i have only known by reading them.

[realmenhatelife]

In what way?

They were talking about internet trolling and why people do it. I think Ron could talk about why he crafts humor from antagonism or negativity. But he didn't.

[LeedsJr]

I am married with 2 sons. I have no idea what Ron is talking about.

[sailor]

not always. having studied so many languages, its tough to tell. i tend to pronounce all the vowels when i try say words that i have only known by reading them.

Nerd. :). Elysium is used less, but it's basically the same as the more common Elysian Fields.

[realmenhatelife]

I had to go to a baby shower, it wasn't too fun. Atleast they didn't do dumb shit, it was just like give me a present I'm preggo.

I dont know, if you dont like any of this stuff just dont go. If you dont want to do it dont do it. People do dumb shit all the time, they eat bread and butter pickles, you'll never get through the day if you dont just let it go.

[sailor]

I've gone to baby showers for coworkers when everyone from work goes. Family and friends have all been females only, but why the uproar if they want it to be co-ed.

[LeedsJr]

I have never heard of men being invited to baby showers - including the father.

[realmenhatelife]

"While the clip is shot in a home environment, I envisioned it taking place in a hospital, where all these simultaneous deaths and births are going on, one family mourning the loss of a woman while a screaming baby emerges from a young mother in another room. Nobody's dying in the act of childbirth, as some viewers think. What you're seeing is actually a happy ending based on a kind of transference of life"

According to dude, that's not what that song is about.

[realmenhatelife]

I've gone to baby showers for coworkers when everyone from work goes. Family and friends have all been females only, but why the uproar if they want it to be co-ed.

I have never heard of men being invited to baby showers - including the father.

The shower I went to the majority of the womans friends were either men or couples. She said if she only invited women barely anyone would be there.

[Dell]

I have never heard of men being invited to baby showers - including the father.

when we were having children, the father only showed up to load the car...never heard of a father being invited (sounds gets to me)

[Misteriosa]

Nerd. :). Elysium is used less, but it's basically the same as the more common Elysian Fields.

well yeah.. OF COURSE i know it that way. Remember who you are talking to. :wink:

[LeedsJr]

I was going to go to the pub for lunch today (true story), but I am curious if Fez is going to stay "in the other room" for the entire show, and if they are going to discuss it at all.

[Dell]

six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day...adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day


bet those adults aren't listening to the Ron and Fez Show...

[Misteriosa]

well the puerto rican caller just said it for me, there are ALWAYS men at baby showers. they are there making drinks, talking shit outside, and dancing with us. now when its time to open the gifts, they seem to magically disappear. baby showers are a huuuuuuge party.

[Dell]

I was going to go to the pub for lunch today (true story), but I am curious if Fez is going to stay "in the other room" for the entire show, and if they are going to discuss it at all.

let me guess...you watch hockey for the fights and NASCAR for the wrecks

[Misteriosa]

im guessing white women have very different baby showers than latinas. from the sound of the male callers' voices, these showers sound dreadful.

[LeedsJr]

let me guess...you watch hockey for the fights and NASCAR for the wrecks

I despise fighting in hockey and wouldn't watch NASCAR if you paid me.

[deliciousV]

"While the clip is shot in a home environment, I envisioned it taking place in a hospital, where all these simultaneous deaths and births are going on, one family mourning the loss of a woman while a screaming baby emerges from a young mother in another room. Nobody's dying in the act of childbirth, as some viewers think. What you're seeing is actually a happy ending based on a kind of transference of life"

According to dude, that's not what that song is about.

Clearly nobody dies in child birth in this song, it's the contrast between the "Old Mother" and a New born. The phrase "the confusion that was hers belongs now to the baby down the hall" shows they are in different rooms, I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure a woman needs to be in the room with the baby she is giving birth to.

[realmenhatelife]

well the puerto rican caller just said it for me, there are ALWAYS men at baby showers. they are there making drinks, talking shit outside, and dancing with us. now when its time to open the gifts, they seem to magically disappear. baby showers are a huuuuuuge party.

Is it a baby shower or a making baby shower?

[Misteriosa]

caller, women comfort and tend to put others before themselves because we have been conditioned to do it since we have been able to walk and talk.

[Misteriosa]

Is it a baby shower or a making baby shower?

honestly, a little bit of both. :o

[LeedsJr]

Alright, I'm tapping out on the baby death calls. :surrender:

Off to the pub! :drunk:

[Dell]

I despise fighting in hockey and wouldn't watch NASCAR if you paid me.

car races bore me...I have family that own and race at local tracks and I've never been to watch them

[Misteriosa]

pleeeeeease don't do that ron. don't use the "well there are starving children out there, so be grateful" argument to deligitimize someone's grief/suffering/depression.

[Dell]

Alright, I'm tapping out on the baby death calls. :surrender:

Off to the pub! :drunk:

I'm with you...I find nothing entertaining about this topic!

[sailor]

Clearly nobody dies in child birth in this song, it's the contrast between the "Old Mother" and a New born. The phrase "the confusion that was hers belongs now to the baby down the hall" shows they are in different rooms, I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure a woman needs to be in the room with the baby she is giving birth to.

Birthing glory hole?

[Misteriosa]

I'm with you...I find nothing entertaining about this topic!

i deal with this at work every day. im kind of getting worried that im starting to go numb. i feel i need to hear this. the fact that im still getting annoyed at it gives me hope that im not dying inside.

[Warren Peace]

haven't been attention...where's Fez?

[deliciousV]

haven't been attention...where's Fez?

he went to shit and the hogs ate him

[sailor]

pleeeeeease don't do that ron. don't use the "well there are starving children out there, so be grateful" argument to deligitimize someone's grief/suffering/depression.

My wife uses that logic on herself all the time, and it's bonkers to me. "I shouldn't complain or feel sad because there are people much worse off than me." There will ALWAYS be someone worse off, tho.

[sailor]

he went to shit and the hogs ate him

He went to shit YEARS ago. (I KEED!!)

[Misteriosa]

My wife uses that logic on herself all the time, and it's bonkers to me. "I shouldn't complain or feel sad because there are people much worse off than me." There will ALWAYS be someone worse off, tho.

Please see my previous statement below...

women comfort and tend to put others before themselves because we have been conditioned to do it since we have been able to walk and talk.

[Lemieux66]

My wife uses that logic on herself all the time, and it's bonkers to me. "I shouldn't complain or feel sad because there are people much worse off than me." There will ALWAYS be someone worse off, tho.

Why is it bad to have some perspective outside yourself? It's what keeps people from turning into Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

pleeeeeease don't do that ron. don't use the "well there are starving children out there, so be grateful" argument to deligitimize someone's grief/suffering/depression.

It's a really attractive argument when shits going good for you.


Humans will always give themselves a source of conflict. You cant really question that people aren't content, but you could ask them if they're directing that energy correctly. If alls you're worried about is your cable then mabye you could find something more constructive to get mad about.

[Misteriosa]

Why is it bad to have some perspective outside yourself? It's what keeps people from turning into Fez.

it's ok to have perspective outside yourself, but there comes a point where some very legitimate problems can be overlooked by someone who doesnt want to deal with it because "first world problems/starving children". ron does this often.

[Dell]

Why is it bad to have some perspective outside yourself? It's what keeps people from turning into Fez.

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

honestly, a little bit of both. :o

Hm, I need to learn how to dance.

[Misteriosa]

Bjork REEEEAAAALLLLLYYYYY needs to be the artist of the day. i'm going to make hicks a playlist and BEG him to play it on the day before my birthday (since it falls on a saturday this year).

[sailor]

Why is it bad to have some perspective outside yourself? It's what keeps people from turning into Fez.

Too much. There's too much fucking perspective now.

[realmenhatelife]

Solange is getting second billing on Jay Z's Made in America fest, membership has its' privileges.

[Dell]

cannot view these right now...but if it's a contest, I'll put my money on the first Brazilian contestant

[realmenhatelife]

Bjork REEEEAAAALLLLLYYYYY needs to be the artist of the day. i'm going to make hicks a playlist and BEG him to play it on the day before my birthday (since it falls on a saturday this year).

I think you send them to editor@theinterrobang.com

[Misteriosa]

Too much. There's too much fucking perspective now.

this, also.

[realmenhatelife]

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Big Freedia, the queen diva, hotter than a heater, you best believa.

[Misteriosa]

big freeda! :clap:

[deliciousV]

Bjork REEEEAAAALLLLLYYYYY needs to be the artist of the day. i'm going to make hicks a playlist and BEG him to play it on the day before my birthday (since it falls on a saturday this year).

he's not gonna play Bjork on funk Friday

[Misteriosa]

he's not gonna play Bjork on funk Friday

:glurps:

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...... :banning:!

[deliciousV]

:glurps:

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...... :banning:!

he'll probably play it on another day, just not on a day designated for "Funk"

[realmenhatelife]

he'll probably play it on another day, just not on a day designated for "Funk"

fjunk fridays

[realmenhatelife]

big freeda! :clap:

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misti feelin herself like an iphone.

[Recyclerz]

he'll probably play it on another day, just not on a day designated for "Funk"

If we kick in a couple of packs of Marlboros I'm sure we can have the rules bent.

[Misteriosa]

ok.. gotta step away for a bit. throw up a signal when the booty vid reviews are over. no point in it for me: i cant watch thm here at work.

[deliciousV]

ok.. gotta step away for a bit. throw up a signal when the booty vid reviews are over. no point in it for me: i cant watch thm here at work.

shame, a couple of them are pretty hot.

[Dell]

LMAO..."I just want to see her sit down. I bet her feet won't touch the ground."

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I have to remember to check this later.

[jimmyolsenblues]

I can't watch this at work...my phone won't load the site.
I guess interrobang is getting super crushed.

[hanso]

ok.. gotta step away for a bit. throw up a signal when the booty vid reviews are over. no point in it for me: i cant watch thm here at work.

over, big jay is in now

[sailor]

over, big jay is in now

Who's the other guy? Liam?

[Warren Peace]

Fez?

[sailor]

Ha, whenever someone compliments me on my weight loss, I say it's the leukemia.

[Misteriosa]

Ha, whenever someone compliments me on my weight loss, I say it's the leukemia.

^ me too! :laugh:

[Dell]

Ha, whenever someone compliments me on my weight loss, I say it's the leukemia.

I console them about their eyesight problems...:dry:

[Lemieux66]

The Departed is the Dropkick Murphys movie?

What the fuck did I just come back to?

[Misteriosa]

so this clown met tarrentino, the director of quite a few cult classics, 4-5 times and has NEVER thought to watch any of his movies, not even to see what the big fucking deal is?

burn this hipster motherfucker alive. :furious:

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[sailor]

^ me too! :laugh:

We need to have a board leukemia party!

[LeedsJr]

over, big jay is in now

Who's the other guy? Liam?

Fez?


Just back from the pub. Has Fez even been in the studio today?

Is this it? The end of Ron and Fez? Do they go out not with a bang, but a whimper?

[Misteriosa]

We need to have a board leukemia party!
Ha! Since its usually my coworkers who like to comment on my weight, I tell them that to remind them that we are health professionals and they know better than to praise or condemn weight changes without knowing the cause.

[Warren Peace]

Just back from the pub. Has Fez even been in the studio today?

Is this it? The end of Ron and Fez? Do they go out not with a bang, but a whimper?

it goes out with a wheeze

[Misteriosa]

it goes out with a wheeze

and a hacking cough.

[LeedsJr]

it goes out with a wheeze

HA! :lol:

Not to mention a sniffle, wet cough, gulp, and lip smack.

[LeedsJr]

and a hacking cough.

HA! :lol:

Not to mention a sniffle, wet cough, gulp, and lip smack.

You so owe me a beer.

[Misteriosa]

You so owe me a beer.

nooooooooooope! i said it first. you owe ME a beer.

[LeedsJr]

nooooooooooope! i said it first. you owe ME a beer.

Wow. Even after picking up the tab at not 1, not 2, but THREE different pubs?!?

[Dell]

You so owe me a beer.

all made up problems...

[Misteriosa]

Wow. Even after picking up the tab at not 1, not 2, but THREE different pubs?!?

Yuuuup! I didnt write the rules on jinx posts... sorry. :smoke:

[sailor]

Ha! Since its usually my coworkers who like to comment on my weight, I tell them that to remind them that we are health professionals and they know better than to praise or condemn weight changes without knowing the cause.

I do it to be a dick.

[LeedsJr]

all made up problems...

Needing a beer is ALWAYS an honest-to-god, true-to-the-marrow-of-my-bones problem.

[sailor]

all made up problems...

Owing beer is a real problem.

[LeedsJr]

Yuuuup! I didnt write the rules on jinx posts... sorry. :smoke:

Damnit.

[Misteriosa]

Wow. Even after picking up the tab at not 1, not 2, but THREE different pubs?!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN NDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

here i thought that was something freely given rather than something to be owed.

do you hear that, jenny? we OWE him now... and everyone knows: a moderator always pays her debts. http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/mischievous.gif

[realmenhatelife]

I do it to be a dick.

I went through my largest period of weight loss while working at starbucks, and customers have absolutely no respect for privacy. When people would ask "how much weight have you lost" I would always say 'a lot' or something like that. This woman kept digging and digging, really bothering me, then goes "now you just need to shave off those side burns. It's ok for me to say that, I'm a hair dresser."

Like it was so uncomfortable everyone I worked with just walked to the other side of the room to spare me the embarassment.

[realmenhatelife]

i actually enjoy that Moby Gwen Stefani song.

[realmenhatelife]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN NDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

here i thought that was something freely given rather than something to be owed.

do you hear that, jenny? we OWE him now... and everyone knows: a moderator always pays her debts. http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/mischievous.gif

It is known.

[Misteriosa]

It is known.

valar morghulis

[LeedsJr]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN NDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

here i thought that was something freely given rather than something to be owed.

do you hear that, jenny? we OWE him now... and everyone knows: a moderator always pays her debts. http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/mischievous.gif

It is known.


Um...

Does this mean Misti will buy me a beer??

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YGOdZTr8CEM/UCgtQ6x1-iI/AAAAAAAAAMA/7VDUmtnGh2E/s1600/Fingers-crossed1.jpg

[LeedsJr]

valar morghulis

Never mind. :help:

[realmenhatelife]

valar morghulis


Valar Dohaeris

[Misteriosa]

Valar Dohaeris

:wub:

[Dell]

have they announced the new show name...Ron and Jay Show


edit: they will need to change two digits in their phone number

[LeedsJr]

valar morghulis

Valar Dohaeris

:wub:


:Shudder:

I am so out of here. :help:


Aside from the above, I find the Ron and Not Fez Show pretty fucking uninteresting.


Back to the pub! :drunk:

[Misteriosa]

:Shudder:

I am so out of here. :help:


Aside from the above, I find the Ron and Not Fez Show pretty fucking uninteresting.


Back to the pub! :drunk:

:lol:

[sailor]

:Shudder:

I am so out of here. :help:


Aside from the above, I find the Ron and Not Fez Show pretty fucking uninteresting.


Back to the pub! :drunk:

Yeah, RMHL's response was much more applicable in this scenario.

[Dell]

hear it comes...wait for it

[Lemieux66]

Big Jay would make a great 2nd mic for Ron. He's not the funniest regular comic on the channel, but he's a good conversationalist who can offer at least a little about any topic. He's essentially the anti-Fez.

[Misteriosa]

hear it comes...wait for it

http://www.mazeguy.net/sad/worried.gif what? are you gonna fart or something?

[Dell]

Big Jay would make a great 2nd mic for Ron. He's not the funniest regular comic on the channel, but he's a good conversationalist who can offer at least a little about any topic. He's essentially the anti-Fez.

other than the anti-Fez comment...I agree with you

I've always enjoyed Big Jay on the show...

[Dell]

I remember how huge Miami Vice was...it did not age well

[Lemieux66]

other than the anti-Fez comment...I agree with you

I've always enjoyed Big Jay on the show...

I meant he's the anti-Fez in the sense that he can just roll with whatever direction Ron goes. Fez isn't good at being a person in a conversation.

[realmenhatelife]

I've never seen a single second of Miami Vice.

[Dell]

I've never seen a single second of Miami Vice.

unless you have a time machine...I would not recommend it

[realmenhatelife]

Bioshock Infinite is so good that even Yahtzee called it great.

[Misteriosa]

Bioshock Infinite is so good that even Yahtzee called it great.

holy crap!

[sailor]

I've never seen a single second of Miami Vice.

It's no airwolf.

[realmenhatelife]

It's no airwolf.

I've only ever seen the opening credits for Airwolf but I cant imagine it got much better than that song.

We were a Knight Rider house.

[sailor]

I've only ever seen the opening credits for Airwolf but I cant imagine it got much better than that song.

We were a Knight Rider house.

They're all pretty silly shows that were fun to watch as a kid. I don't think I watched any Miami vice, either.

[LeedsJr]

Ok, seriously.

I spent most of the afternoon at a couple of pubs.

Did Fez ever make an appearance??

[sailor]

Ok, seriously.

I spent most of the afternoon at a couple of pubs.

Did Fez ever make an appearance??

He doesn't drink in public anymore.

[jennysmurf]

He doesn't drink in public anymore.

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I'm sorry I missed Jay being on the show. :down: My computer was being a punk this morning, so I had to do actual work rather than sit here and listen to the show.

[Dell]

Ok, seriously.

I spent most of the afternoon at a couple of pubs.

Did Fez ever make an appearance??

no

[LeedsJr]

no

Wow.

Just... wow.

[Dell]

Wow.

Just... wow.

I really agreed with Ron's rationale to deal with Fez's problems off air because the fans have been beaten with it for years now...but I will always miss Fez when he's not on the air

[fezident]

I'm pretty deep into this episode. Still haven't heard from Fezzie.

Sounds like he never showed up for this one.
That's a bummer.
I like Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm pretty deep into this episode. Still haven't heard from Fezzie.

Sounds like he never showed up for this one.
That's a bummer.
I like Fez.

Fez did not enter the studio yesterday, Ron put him on the bench.

[fezident]

Fez did not enter the studio yesterday, Ron put him on the bench.

As a punishment for Fezzie's "a very special episode" segment??
Yeah... it was bad... but it wasn't THAT bad.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Fez did not enter the studio yesterday, Ron put him on the bench.

My only prayer in life is all your familys are healthy and Ron keeps Fez on the bench forever.

[jennysmurf]

My only prayer in life is all your familys are healthy and Ron keeps Fez on the bench forever.

What about world peace?

[RADIO-SHARK]

Talk radio is War