Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/17/13 - Insultor

[realmenhatelife]

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More Mclusky this week but that's what I've been listening to and I've been to busy to think of something else. Tempered with more Belle and Sebastian.

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[realmenhatelife]

I have friends that can work from home, it's annoying as shit to me. You know you arent doing shit at home, I have to come in and pretend my shit takes all day. You can do an hours worth of work and then just answer emails in between couch naps and working out.

[hanso]

What is the world's oldest university: fez university

hey all

[realmenhatelife]

http://www.lowtimespodcast.com/tom-against-the-machine/

Your playlist for today, wish I could embed it. It makes me smile.

[deliciousV]

I have friends that can work from home, it's annoying as shit to me. You know you arent doing shit at home, I have to come in and pretend my shit takes all day. You can do an hours worth of work and then just answer emails in between couch naps and working out.

My sister in law, the cunt, works from home as an insurance claims processor, she has a certain number of cases a day that constitutes an 8 hr day, no matter how fast she does them. She can also do a weeks work in a couple of days and take the rest of the week off.

[realmenhatelife]

My sister in law, the cunt, works from home as an insurance claims processor, she has a certain number of cases a day that constitutes an 8 hr day, no matter how fast she does them. She can also do a weeks work in a couple of days and take the rest of the week off.

Yeah that's an insane set up.

[Gutter]

buddays.

[Dell]

fuck you, I won't do what you told me...buddays

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

The longer it goes the more I feel like it's a crazy white guy and not jihadists.

[Gutter]

The longer it goes the more I feel like it's a crazy white guy and not jihadists.

and the more I can't help but feel like something else is going to happen.

[hanso]

The longer it goes the more I feel like it's a crazy white guy and not jihadists.

Some conspiracy nuts should try to pin something like this on the WBC to get rid of those flakes.

[Sue_Bender]

Why have the last few shows sounded like someone's using a telegraph? Is Tappy bumping the mic?

[Dell]

The longer it goes the more I feel like it's a crazy white guy and not jihadists.

racist...

[LeedsJr]

Some conspiracy nuts should try to pin something like this on the WBC to get rid of those flakes.

The World BaseBall Classic?

The World Badminton Champoinships?

The World Boxing Council?

White Blood Cells?

[Dell]

Why have the last few shows sounded like someone's using a telegraph? Is Tappy bumping the mic?

Miss Bender...glad you dropped in and yes, I think Hicks uses his hooves when on the computer

[Sue_Bender]

Miss Bender...glad you dropped in and yes, I think Hicks uses his hooves when on the computer

:) Ha! However, there's a difference between his playful slamming of the keys and this "wiggly mic stand" noise. It's a-driving me craa-zy!

[sailor]

My sister in law, the cunt, works from home as an insurance claims processor, she has a certain number of cases a day that constitutes an 8 hr day, no matter how fast she does them. She can also do a weeks work in a couple of days and take the rest of the week off.

My wife works from home and works harder than anyone I know. But she doesn't have to get dressed or commute. You win some and lose some.

[realmenhatelife]

"Is there a bigger/better American band." That's making me shudder to even think who we're getting an interview with. Aerosmith?

[Dell]

My wife works from home and works harder than anyone I know. But she doesn't have to get dressed or commute. You win some and lose some.

I'm able to work from home quite a bit...I find that I put more than 8 hours of work in a day when at home, but it takes 12 hours to do

[sailor]

The longer it goes the more I feel like it's a crazy white guy and not jihadists.

Apparently the whole pressure cooker setup is big with the Islamists, tho.

[Dell]

"Is there a bigger/better American band." That's making me shudder to even think who we're getting an interview with. Aerosmith?

I'm thinking J Geils Band member...are any still alive?

[Sue_Bender]

"Is there a bigger/better American band." That's making me shudder to even think who we're getting an interview with. Aerosmith?

RIGHT. My greatest fear!

[deliciousV]

:) Ha! However, there's a difference between his playful slamming of the keys and this "wiggly mic stand" noise. It's a-driving me craa-zy!

I think it's somebody's chair squeaking.

[Warren Peace]

I think it's somebody's chair squeaking.

could be...there's a lot of heft in that studio

[deliciousV]

Pilot/Flying J are truck stops.

[realmenhatelife]

The gulping is fierce today, it sounds like ron is just shoving balls of white bread into his mouth in between every word.

[LeedsJr]

The gulping is fierce today, it sounds like ron is just shoving balls of white bread into his mouth in between every word.

And is it Ron or Pepper that sounds like they're struggling for every breath? Or both? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

I never got Friends.

[Dell]

all these made up problems...I bet you act like blowing smoke in your face when eating is annoying

[realmenhatelife]

Ron Meme: Brags about living in New York.
Bitches about too many people on the elevator.

[deliciousV]

a callback to the roller coaster show a couple of days ago.

http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/local/brady-bunch-actors-to-return-to-kings-island/nXN9N/

[realmenhatelife]

I have never in my life thought that Philly was New Yorks sister city. Jersey is Philly's sister city. Baltimore actually could be, spiritually, Philly's sister but DC is just right there.

[sailor]

I have never in my life thought that Philly was New Yorks sister city. Jersey is Philly's sister city. Baltimore actually could be, spiritually, Philly's sister but DC is just right there.

Jersey's a state. Yeah, we have hotels in ny, Philly and dc. Dc is under our Philly manager. They have absolutely nothing to do with ny.

[hanso]

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud (guest voice Omid Abtahi), who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud’s intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing
Family Guy - Season 11, Episode 15 - Turban Cowboy

Looking at this to see if the parts talked about are in it.

[sailor]

Just found out we're getting lunch from the new dinosaur BBQ in Stamford tomorrow. Didn't know they opened one up here. Fucking starving NOW!

[realmenhatelife]

Jersey's a state. Yeah, we have hotels in ny, Philly and dc. Dc is under our Philly manager. They have absolutely nothing to do with ny.

It's just because of how Jersey is, no major cities. If there was a significant South Jersey city it would be that.

They keep saying sister city but are talking about rivals, so I dont understand where they're going with the topic, and they're opposite things.

[Sue_Bender]

could be...there's a lot of heft in that studio
:clap:

[deliciousV]

in my mind Matty Ice looks like this guy

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[sailor]

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud (guest voice Omid Abtahi), who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud’s intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing
Family Guy - Season 11, Episode 15 - Turban Cowboy

Looking at this to see if the parts talked about are in it.

I heard it was cobbled together from different episodes, then I heard fox was pulling one episode from rotation. Who knows what to believe?

[Sue_Bender]

in my mind Matty Ice looks like this guy

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/bones_zps7c640ec6.jpg (http://s126.photobucket.com/user/ftp000/media/bones_zps7c640ec6.jpg.html)


Then...he should die.

[realmenhatelife]

Who said sports has lost their innocence?

But dont act like this isn't a big deal, it's a big deal. America isn't used to letting off bombs in crowded events.

[Lemieux66]

I heard it was cobbled together from different episodes, then I heard fox was pulling one episode from rotation. Who knows what to believe?

Both of those statements are true.

[A.J.]

Who said sports has lost their innocence?

But dont act like this isn't a big deal, it's a big deal. America isn't used to letting off bombs in crowded events.

Yeah, Munich 1972.

[jennysmurf]

in my mind Matty Ice looks like this guy

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I picture him as a black guy. I know he's not, but that voice belongs to a black guy, so there.

[sailor]

Both of those statements are true.

What I meant was they were acting like it was all from one episode and that's why they were pulling it.

[jennysmurf]

I never got Friends.

Poor RMHL, got no friends.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron, the man who will not be pleased unless someone can read his mind.

[realmenhatelife]

Poor RMHL, got no friends.

But I do have taste.

[realmenhatelife]

The Doors! Are You High?

[Lemieux66]

I love the Doors but $15 million > artistic credibility.

[jennysmurf]

But I do have taste.

True. You are totes adorbs.

[realmenhatelife]

You would need a prostate made out of dark matter to be more anticlimactic that the doors.


And it's not even the door that the other doors like.

[A.J.]

Morrison's father died like 5 years ago.

His picture was in my office which he ran back in 1970 or so.

[LeedsJr]

You would need a prostate made out of dark matter to be more anticlimactic that the doors.


And it's not even the door that the other doors like.


The Doors were a shitty jam band with an interesting front man.

This interview is bound to suck.

[realmenhatelife]

The Doors were a shitty jam band with an interesting front man.

This interview is bound to suck.

For whatever reason I love hearing people, especially music minded/funny people, talk massive shit on the doors.

[realmenhatelife]

This legal system riff is getting a bit silly. It sounds like a kid ranting about how he shouldn't have to take the SAT because test scores are bullshit.

[LeedsJr]

For whatever reason I love hearing people, especially music minded/funny people, talk massive shit on the doors.

Enjoy, then. Ron is already getting way too fucking preachy for me, and the guy isn't even there yet.

[Dell]

The Doors were a shitty jam band with an interesting front man.

This interview is bound to suck.

I hope he asks him what he writes first...words or lyrics?

[LeedsJr]

Why can they play bigger rooms if they call themselves the Doors?

Who wants to see these guys?

[LeedsJr]

I thought a drug overdose killed Michael Jackson. :unsure:

[Dell]

I thought a drug overdose killed Michael Jackson. :unsure:

so, you learned something from the interview...

[realmenhatelife]

Why can they play bigger rooms if they call themselves the Doors?

Who wants to see these guys?

Well, that's misleading and not as applicabale here as the example he gave about Pink Floyd. Like if these guys tour as "The Doors" or "The Surviving Doors play all the Doors hits" I think they're probably drawing the same. But if they dont bank on the name The Doors at all they cant draw the same way even if they're playing only doors music.

Pink Floyd its a little more valid because those guys could actually get back together and tour as Pink Floyd, and The Wall tour was a huge hit because you're advertising what the audience will get. Everyone understands there's no such thing as The Doors anymore because Morrison is dead, and it was much publicized that Ian Curtis or whoever was singing for The Doors.

edit, Ian Astbury, not Ian Curtis. If Ian Curtis sang for The Doors that really would draw huge considering he's been dead since the 80s.

[Gutter]

I enjoyed that interview.

[jennysmurf]

I enjoyed that interview.

I did not. So there.:tongue:

[Gutter]

I did not. So there.:tongue:

Well, thats just like....your opinion, man.

[realmenhatelife]

I did not care for the moralizing. At the end of the day this is about a few old ladies who have a difference of opinion over what is appropriate management of 40 year old property.

[Lemieux66]

Another terrific example of the Dave show.

[jennysmurf]

I can't wait until tomorrow's show.

[Dell]

I can't wait until tomorrow's show.

bet you can...

[Dell]

I hope that what happened Friday comes out while they put boots to this kid...Fezzie will triple his air time during this beating

[jennysmurf]

bet you can...

Well, I guess I have to, but I don't wanna.

[LeedsJr]

I hope that what happened Friday comes out while they put boots to this kid...Fezzie will triple his air time during this beating

Both awful interns on the air at once.

The horror... the horror...

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "He made you cry the last time we were all in here..."

Popcorn: "Yeah, but he said, "Hi" to me today!"

This kid could be funny if only he could have voice replacement surgery.

[LeedsJr]

Spy report: CNN reporting a suspect has been ID'd in the marathon bombing...

[jennysmurf]

Spy report: CNN reporting a suspect has been ID'd in the marathon bombing...

For reals?

[LeedsJr]

For reals?

It's on CNN and Yahoo's front page. FBI holding a news conference @ 5:00pm.

[jennysmurf]

Pepper giving Popcorn "35" made me laugh out loud.:laugh:

[Gutter]

Ron: Fez, I think you're going to find out you're just a straight ugly chick.

hahahahahahahaha

[Dell]

Pepper giving Popcorn "35" made me laugh out loud.:laugh:

hmmmm...why was 35 funny to you?

[jennysmurf]

I wonder why we think we're ugly?:dry:

[jennysmurf]

hmmmm...why was 35 funny to you?

Silly, it was because all the other numbers for the other guys were so low, and then his was high.

[jennysmurf]

Fez is totes adorbs.

[LeedsJr]

I wonder why we think we're ugly?:dry:

Because you're so awful to each other? :unsure:

[sailor]

Why would Ron expect fez to be looking for someone like himself. Who wants that?

[jennysmurf]

Becuase you're so awful to each other? :unsure:

Right, it has zero to do with the stupid "hot chick" threads.:dry:

[LeedsJr]

Spy report update: Arrest made.

[LeedsJr]

Right, it has zero to do with the stupid "hot chick" threads.:dry:

What do other attractive women have to do with your attractiveness?

[sailor]

Fez is totes adorbs.

Um, he don't care what you think.

[LeedsJr]

Jim Neighbors is still alive?? :huh:

[sailor]

I wonder why we think we're ugly?:dry:

Jenn, my wife was saying there's some cool Dove thing where they get a court sketch artist and have girls describe themselves to him and then have their friends do the same for them. You might want to check it out, sounded interesting.

[jennysmurf]

What do other attractive women have to do with your attractiveness?

Because I see what men think is attractive, and that is completely unattainable for me. Okay, going to see my trainer now.

[Lemieux66]

Smart call on Troy, Fez. He's the only person on the channel more unlikeable than you.

[LeedsJr]

Because I see what men think is attractive, and that is completely unattainable for me. Okay, going to see my trainer now.

I realize I have been out of the game for a while, but I seem to remember that what the overwhelming majority of men think is attractive is a woman showing interest in them.

[A.J.]

Because I see what men think is attractive, and that is completely unattainable for me. Okay, going to see my trainer now.

I told you I'd marry you!

[Gutter]

I realize I have been out of the game for a while, but I seem to remember that what the overwhelming majority of men think is attractive is a woman showing interest in them.

Works on me every time.

[LeedsJr]

Gotta disagree with Ron there.

A guy turned off by Brazilian Julie might be right up Fez's alley. :laugh:

[sailor]

This intern is Hanna Han?!

[LeedsJr]

Whoa. Wife of former justice of the peace arrested for the 3 murders in Texas - the prosecutor, DA, and DA's wife.

[Gutter]

this stuttering Pete Steele sounding mother fucker is almost worse than listening to Earl.

[sailor]

The problem with these raps is unrelated to these folks being white.

[realmenhatelife]

The dove thing was sad, women are so screwed in the head.

Something to consider Jenny is that when you're looking at theoretical women that guys like that's asking guys to pick an archetype woman and not an individual, so of course they're going to pick a superlative. Dont mistake that as 'this is the only type of woman that's acceptable." You'd be a lot better off asking men if they find specific women attractive, and if you work in some 'normal' looking women I'll bet you'll see that theyre attracted to them too.

[Gutter]

That last one sounded like the intro to another horrendous Tommy Davidson "comedy"

[disneyspy]

Because I see what men think is attractive, and that is completely unattainable for me. Okay, going to see my trainer now.

WAIT! you dont have a vagina?

[Gutter]

Im with Hicks....I don't understand this "normal drinking" vs. "heavy drinking".

[realmenhatelife]

WAIT! you dont have a vagina?

That's what she's training.

[disneyspy]

That's what she's training.

i hope she's teaching it to squirt

[realmenhatelife]

The thing they never bring up with the beer drinking is the binge calorie intake. 18 beers is 2600 calories and 180g carbs of absolutely no nutritional value.

[realmenhatelife]

i hope she's teaching it to squirt

Ew, you always make it creepy.

[hanso]

I heard it was cobbled together from different episodes, then I heard fox was pulling one episode from rotation. Who knows what to believe?

I saw it when it aired about a month ago and thought it was odd him running down people in a car. I just re watched it. Toward the start of show it's a flash back how he won a race. The other is at end when he dails a phone the bridge blows up.

[LeedsJr]

The thing they never bring up with the beer drinking is the binge calorie intake. 18 beers is 2600 calories and 180g carbs of absolutely no nutritional value.

Blasphemy. It nourishes your soul. :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Jeepers, breaking at 2:40? Why bother?

[deliciousV]

Jeepers, breaking at 2:40? Why bother?


To annoy us? But wait, I can't be annoyed today, I've had 2 shots and a beer and I'm kicked back in a chair on the beach.

[LeedsJr]

To annoy us? But wait, I can't be annoyed today, I've had 2 shots and a beer and I'm kicked back in a chair on the beach.

I hate you.

[hanso]

O&A did the same today

[Dell]

The dove thing was sad, women are so screwed in the head.

Something to consider Jenny is that when you're looking at theoretical women that guys like that's asking guys to pick an archetype woman and not an individual, so of course they're going to pick a superlative. Dont mistake that as 'this is the only type of woman that's acceptable." You'd be a lot better off asking men if they find specific women attractive, and if you work in some 'normal' looking women I'll bet you'll see that theyre attracted to them too.

extremely well put (I didn't type "said," sailor)...my daughters ran a small test on me with women we all knew and I found almost every one attractive (can't actually remember if there was one I found unattractive)

[deliciousV]

I hate you.


As you should, I'm really quite Hateable

[Dell]

i hope she's teaching it to squirt

ever had a post you wanted to take back...like this one?

[sailor]

I hate you.

Annoyed?

[Gutter]

ever had a post you wanted to take back...like this one?

Dspy knows not the meaning of regret.

[LeedsJr]

Annoyed?

Envious. I'm not having a bad week, but it's a pretty far cry from being buzzed on a beach.

As you should, I'm really quite Hateable

Ah, not really. It's just that I have been in a windowless room all week listening to lectures and writing computer programs.

[realmenhatelife]

extremely well put (I didn't type "said," sailor)...my daughters ran a small test on me with women we all knew and I found almost every one attractive (can't actually remember if there was one I found unattractive)

Like if you ask me to name some good baseball players I'm either going to pick my current favorite players or hall of famers. Dont think I wouldn't love to have Matt Kemp on my team just cus I dont bring him up.


Another weird thing is women have problems with expectation. Like they want things to work out the way the envision them, where as guys are way more pragmatic and just want to wind up where they want to wind up and dont care as much about how they got there. So women want to just be objectively attractive, they dont want to be attractive because of environmental factors like "oh shes cool, she made such a good impression with me, she makes me feel a certain way..." Guys are just happy to be liked at all, we dont want to 'show the work on the math problem' so to speak.