Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/18/13 - In the style of dogs

[realmenhatelife]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lsz8EEoPXgU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Ok dogsies, Dave day. I'm not here tomorrow so you make the thread.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh nice, lords of salem is out this weekend.

[realmenhatelife]

Are they promoting the muppets movie that's coming out in a year? And Jimmy just said "netflix" to Gervais like he was letting him in on something.

[spoon]

Slice me some.

[Gutter]

buddays.

[jimmyolsenblues]

East Side Dave !!!!!! Nice!!!

[Gutter]

WHOA WHOA!!!! ESD is in every thursday now?!?!?!?! thats friggin great!

Also, I enjoy cake. both the desert and the band.

[Misteriosa]

davey mac! woot!

[Chigworthy]

Red Fang from RMHL and then ESD in studio, this is shaping up nicely.

[Misteriosa]

WHOA WHOA!!!! ESD is in every thursday now?!?!?!?! thats friggin great!

Also, I enjoy cake. both the desert and the band.

how much do you enjoy cake?

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/cake.png

[spoon]

Saw them just a few months back. Good show.

[Misteriosa]

Saw them just a few months back. Good show.

didnt one of the band members get arrested for child porn or pedophilia a few months back?

[realmenhatelife]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TZBy75IG2f8/TRo0LbVxILI/AAAAAAAAA-c/CO9fwEzGr0o/s1600/the%2Bcake%2Bis%2Ba%2Blie.jpg

[Gutter]

how much do you enjoy cake?

Enough to brave the deadly spikes, but only if its chocolate frosted yellow cake (don't drop that shit here!). Although, as we all know, the cake is a lie.

[realmenhatelife]

didnt one of the band members get arrested for child porn or pedophilia a few months back?

One of their former drummers did, for abusing a kid which is something he had atleast been indicted for before.

[realmenhatelife]

I really liked The Master and yeah, it didn't have a plot. It's a character driven movie.

I love how Dave has to autistically say he has a movie on Blu Ray, like you know I'm not bullshit because I dont own it on regular resolution DVD.

[realmenhatelife]

If Ron was saying that the car was on top of the woman, like she was changing the oil, and then started to dig into the sand spinning its wheels? Holy shit that makes me short of breath.

[Gutter]

If Ron was saying that the car was on top of the woman, like she was changing the oil, and then started to dig into the sand spinning its wheels? Holy shit that makes me short of breath.

That's a pretty shitty way to die. Que up the Ron Pearlman voice and the snarky one liner. "Looks like she got caught in the Sand Death Trap" ba ba booooommmmm

[realmenhatelife]

That's a pretty shitty way to die. Que up the Ron Pearlman voice and the snarky one liner. "Looks like she got caught in the Sand Death Trap" ba ba booooommmmm

Ron Pearlman? Do you mean David Caruso?

[Gutter]

Ron Pearlman? Do you mean David Caruso?

nah...I was going for the 1,000 Ways to Die show....not CSI: Miami. although, either works.

CSI: Miami angle would have had the "YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" after the one liner.

[Lemieux66]

Finally saw The Master over the weekend. Phoenix got robbed for the Oscar. But yeah, they managed to have nothing of real significance happen in 2+ hours.

[realmenhatelife]

nah...I was going for the 1,000 Ways to Die show....not CSI: Miami. although, either works.

CSI: Miami angle would have had the "YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" after the one liner.

Oh, I didn't know he was on that show. Quite the resume for Ron Pearlman.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

If we're not supposed to let our loved ones live with pain, my family should have killed me shortly after I turned 40.

Unless, of course, they don't really love me...

[realmenhatelife]

Finally saw The Master over the weekend. Phoenix got robbed for the Oscar. But yeah, they managed to have nothing of real significance happen in 2+ hours.

If you think about it he's been really devolving the plot structure of his movies since Magnolia. Him and Terrance Mallick are just racing to having 120 minutes of flashing colors and beeps.

[hanso]

The yellow cake was a lie

[Gutter]

Oh, I didn't know he was on that show. Quite the resume for Ron Pearlman.

Yea, he was the narrator for that....I think the show got cancelled though. He has been working a lot lately and has a bunch of stuff coming out soon too.

[LeedsJr]

Both the buddays are sounding irrational right now...

[Lemieux66]

Both the buddays are sounding irrational right now...

Good thing Johnny is there to level things out.

[LeedsJr]

Good thing Johnny is there to level things out.

:wallbash:

[LeedsJr]

Boy, Hard Rock Boring is some kind of wizard at derailing Ron and Dave bringing the funny with dull-as-shit tangents. :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

Johnny has to interview Dave for Hard Rock waiter.

[jennysmurf]

I love Dave's Earl imitation.:laugh:

[A.J.]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SWleZY-8evw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[realmenhatelife]

You know Dave will save Jerry West.

[A.J.]

A Laker lifeboat?

Torpedo the lifeboat.

[jennysmurf]

Has Liam come in yet? I didn't want to miss that.

[Gutter]

I love Dave's Earl imitation.:laugh:

Can't jus be smellin cheese burgers all day....there's all sorts of diffrn't smells out there.


hahaha friggin hilarious.

[Chigworthy]

Starter jackets were the holy grail in 7-8th grade.

[realmenhatelife]

Starter jackets were the holy grail in 7-8th grade.

My brother had a niners one and I had sea hawks.

[deliciousV]

My brother had a niners one and I had sea hawks.

I have a Bengals and a Kentucky Wildcats, the KY one is like brand new, I only wore it once and it was too warm, plus it's a pull over.

[A.J.]

I still have a Starter Celtics travel bag.

[jennysmurf]

I still have a Starter Celtics travel bag.

To carry your massive condoms?

[Chigworthy]

I had the standard issue one for the Reds, then I upgraded to the Eagles parka. I don't even remember why I had the Reds one; I liked the Giants and was in the Bay Area. I think I was just a dickhead contrarian even back then.

[Chigworthy]

To carry your massive condoms?

"travel bag" is the condom.

[deliciousV]

I had the standard issue one for the Reds, then I upgraded to the Eagles parka. I don't even remember why I had the Reds one; I liked the Giants and was in the Bay Area. I think I was just a dickhead contrarian even back then.

oh yeah, you reminded me, I had/have a Reds too

[Gutter]

Starter jackets were the holy grail in 7-8th grade.

They fucking ruled! I had a Notre Dame one that I loved. And then aside from the jacket I remember the big thing was having as many plastic things at the end of the hood strings.

I think I wore my starter jacket to see Blue Chips in theater.

[A.J.]

To carry your massive condoms?

Exactly!

[jennysmurf]

Jesus was, and is, way cool.

[Lemieux66]

How does someone as dumb as Earl, with a part time, made up job at a Hard Rock, live in New York City? And people shit on Friends for being unbelievable...

[jennysmurf]

My cousin is 6'4", but he has no coordination. He tried basketball, but wasn't any good at it. Just because you're tall, it doesn't mean you're automatically good at sports. Heightism at work right there.

[deliciousV]

How does someone as dumb as Earl, with a part time, made up job at a Hard Rock, live in New York City? And people shit on Friends for being unbelievable...

he doesn't live in Manhattan does he? I thought he lived out where Archie Bunker lived, where the keep the common folks. The Friends all lived where Fez lives, one afforded to live there on failing actor money, and another was a waitress at a coffee shop.

[CountryBob]

i just had strawberry cake with cream cheese icing - my god it was so good and I am so fat - but happy!

[Gutter]

i just had strawberry cake with cream cheese icing - my god it was so good and I am so fat - but happy!

At least the fruit is still good for ya

[sailor]

Jesus was, and is, way cool.

And always will be?

[Lemieux66]

he doesn't live in Manhattan does he? I thought he lived out where Archie Bunker lived, where the keep the common folks. The Friends all lived where Fez lives, one afforded to live there on failing actor money, and another was a waitress at a coffee shop.

Stalker Patti is proof that it can work, living that Jennifer Aniston life. Honestly, Phoebe kinda-sorta-sometimes being a massage therapist is probably the worst example.

Look at us just talking Friends like a couple of gals.

[sailor]

Stalker Patti is proof that it can work, living that Jennifer Aniston life. Honestly, Phoebe kinda-sorta-sometimes being a massage therapist is probably the worst example.

Look at us just talking Friends like a couple of gals.

A chick can make a lot of money going the extra mile.

And the outskirts of the city are the real dregs. In friends they lived right off the park.

[CountryBob]

At least the fruit is still good for ya


Prob just strawberry flavoring - I bet there was nothing good in it

[sailor]

The British office is overrated. Just saying. Attack at will.

[jennysmurf]

And always will be?

Word.

[sailor]

Really overdid the dinosaur BBQ today. Was nice, but not crazy good. Then again it was pulled pork and shredded chicken, not real BBQ.

[Lemieux66]

And grandma votes for the Dick Van Dyke show.

[CountryBob]

I tried the British Shameless but couldn't hardly understand what the hell they were saying.

[jennysmurf]

The British office is overrated. Just saying. Attack at will.

Do our attacks need to be based on your dislike of the British Office, or can we attack you on anything we'd like.

[deliciousV]

Stalker Patti is proof that it can work, living that Jennifer Aniston life. Honestly, Phoebe kinda-sorta-sometimes being a massage therapist is probably the worst example.

Look at us just talking Friends like a couple of gals.

isn't Patti on Staten Island? They kind of explained Monica and Racheals digs as being passed to her by her grandmother and being rent control.

[CountryBob]

And grandma votes for the Dick Van Dyke show.



Damn - the delay is 7 minutes now. I just heard Fez saying the Dick Vandyke show is the funniest

[Dell]

I tried the British Shameless but couldn't hardly understand what the hell they were saying.

those Brits have a different word for everything...:wink:

afternooners buddays...:bye:

[CountryBob]

So is Dave gonna be a permanent fixture on the show now? I'm loving it

[spoon]

Do our attacks need to be based on your dislike of the British Office, or can we attack you on anything we'd like.

yes

[jennysmurf]

Damn - the delay is 7 minutes now. I just heard Fez saying the Dick Vandyke show is the funniest

My computer randomly freezes, so I'm even further behind than you! Mega Ultra Super Happy Hello Sailor Time!

[jennysmurf]

yes

Sweet! I know what I'm doing the rest of the day.

[jennysmurf]

So is Dave gonna be a permanent fixture on the show now? I'm loving it

I think it's just on Thursdays.

[jennysmurf]

Liam's here! Oh, and 4inar.

[Gutter]

Liam's here! Oh, and 4inar.

Who's this Liam character?

[spoon]

Sweet! I know what I'm doing the rest of the day.

as if you needed permission

ripping Sailor is an Rf.net prerequisite to even spammers and bots!

[jennysmurf]

Who's this Liam character?

He works in the booking department, and Dave threatened to eat his dick off for insulting him yesterday.

[spoon]

He works in the booking department, and Dave threatened to eat his dick off for insulting him yesterday.

riveting

surprised there wasn't 14 f bombs in that description bc it involved esd

[Lemieux66]

Asking someone if they lost weight isn't an insult at all.

But it helps if you know it's true before saying so. Otherwise... awkward.

[Gutter]

He works in the booking department, and Dave threatened to eat his dick off for insulting him yesterday.

ah....I heard the "eat your dick" clip. that was hilarious.

[jennysmurf]

Asking someone if they lost weight isn't an insult at all.

But it helps if you know it's true before saying so. Otherwise... awkward.

Your posts here look thinner, have you lost weight?

[spoon]

Your posts here look thinner, have you lost weight?

AIDS

[jennysmurf]

What does the "UCB" in "UCB Fred" stand for?

[jennysmurf]

AIDS

Ah, I was afraid it was cancer.

[Lemieux66]

AIDS

I weighed 124.8 this morning.

And I did get a tattoo recently :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

I weighed 124.8 this morning.

And I did get a tattoo recently :unsure:

Good gravy, I could pick you up and carry you around.

[LeedsJr]

What does the "UCB" in "UCB Fred" stand for?

Upright Citizens Brigade.

[jennysmurf]

Upright Citizens Brigade.

Ah, okay, thanks. Are you listening today? If not, you're missing a good show.

[LeedsJr]

I weighed 124.8 this morning.

And I did get a tattoo recently :unsure:

Good gravy, I could pick you up and carry you around.

He's talking stones, not pounds. :laugh:

[deliciousV]

I weighed 124.8 this morning.

And I did get a tattoo recently :unsure:

you're like a tatted up poodle

[LeedsJr]

Ah, okay, thanks. Are you listening today? If not, you're missing a good show.

I'm in and out depending on when we have lab time in training.

[Lemieux66]

Good gravy, I could pick you up and carry you around.

That'd be nice of you, actually. I'm pretty sore from hockey.

[jennysmurf]

He's talking stones, not pounds. :laugh:

Oh, then, hubba hubba big boy!:wink:

[LeedsJr]

That'd be nice of you, actually. I'm pretty sore from hockey.

If you're not talking stones, you must be the puck. :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

That'd be nice of you, actually. I'm pretty sore from hockey.

Alright, come here. Do you mind if I carry you around on my back? I've got stuff to do.

[realmenhatelife]

Old and new Tom Waits are both good.

And the Scarlett Johanson version of Yesterday is Here is way better than the Betty LaVette version, truthbomb.

[hanso]

Uncontrollable bowel we are lucky to hear Fred at all.

[jennysmurf]

So leeds works at Sirius too? How does he do all these things?

[LeedsJr]

So leeds works at Sirius too? How does he do all these things?

This has been covered. I'm LeedsJr. The Leeds @ SiriusXM is my father.

[Lemieux66]

If you're not talking stones, you must be the puck. :laugh:

124 stone would be over 1700 lbs. I'd rather be the puck :smile:

[jennysmurf]

This has been covered. I'm LeedsJr. The Leeds @ SiriusXM is my father.

Is he proud of you?

[LeedsJr]

Is he proud of you?

He's dead to me.

[sailor]

I tried the British Shameless but couldn't hardly understand what the hell they were saying.

I tried it because Netflix didn't have the us version. Quit after like five minutes. Needed fucking subtitles.

[sailor]

as if you needed permission

ripping Sailor is an Rf.net prerequisite to even spammers and bots!

I'm beloved!

[sailor]

He's dead to me.

That's the opposite of what the lady was asking.

[realmenhatelife]

I tried it because Netflix didn't have the us version. Quit after like five minutes. Needed fucking subtitles.

You all should go back and check, because a lot of Netflix has subtitle options now. I use them when I'm watching British stuff so I dont have to turn it way up to get what they're saying (Sherlock, I'm looking at you.)


I dropped out of Shameless UK because I just didn't care.

[spoon]

Good gravy, I could pick you up and carry you around.

yah seriously!

are you 5' nothing?

[LeedsJr]

That's the opposite of what the lady was asking.

Whatever. I'm making all this up, anyway. :wink:

[sailor]

You all should go back and check, because a lot of Netflix has subtitle options now. I use them when I'm watching British stuff so I dont have to turn it way up to get what they're saying (Sherlock, I'm looking at you.)


I dropped out of Shameless UK because I just didn't care.

Had zero trouble with Sherlock. Shameless was like an entire cast of pikeys.

[CountryBob]

I tried it because Netflix didn't have the us version. Quit after like five minutes. Needed fucking subtitles.



Thanks for this - I was hoping it wasn't just my southern ears

[realmenhatelife]

Jesus, CNN needs to lay off of the breaking news banner. They have breaking astronomy news up there right now.

[sailor]

Whatever. I'm making all this up, anyway. :wink:

I know. I remember when it started. I'm OG fake leedsjr's dad.

[realmenhatelife]

I believe Dave got a hooker, but he is the wrong person to yell out "Why would I lie." Because he's a total liar every other time.

[Dell]

Is he proud of you?

he prefers his Hard Rock Johnnie persona...even the Boring Sports guy character

[spoon]

dave pretty much IS a hooker


Hooker Radio!

http://www.lib.unc.edu/blogs/sfc/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/SFC_p26452.jpg

[Lemieux66]

yah seriously!

are you 5' nothing?

5'6"

Here I am with Norton:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/10724_719581231358_1405559_n.jpg

[jennysmurf]

5'6"

Here I am with Norton:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/10724_719581231358_1405559_n.jpg

You're adorable.

[spoon]

You're adorable.

he looks like Jim Norton's lil French half brother!

[Dell]

You're adorable.

I think he is the one on the left...:happy:

[deliciousV]

You all should go back and check, because a lot of Netflix has subtitle options now. I use them when I'm watching British stuff so I dont have to turn it way up to get what they're saying (Sherlock, I'm looking at you.)


I dropped out of Shameless UK because I just didn't care.

isn't it funny how every hack comedian has a joke about just talking louder to people who don't speak english, yet in this case, it totally works?

[deliciousV]

I think he is the one on the left...:happy:

hard to tell, same hairline

[realmenhatelife]

isn't it funny how every hack comedian has a joke about just talking louder to people who don't speak english, yet in this case, it totally works?

I also have poor hearing so it doesn't help. Talking on the phone, forget it.

[spoon]

5'6"

Here I am with Norton:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/10724_719581231358_1405559_n.jpg

http://media-1.web.britannica.com/eb-media/41/68041-004-3B974BE1.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

If it's good for medical research why arent they paying you?

[jennysmurf]

If it's good for medical research why arent they paying you?

You're good for medical research.

[deliciousV]

should have named the pooch Lucky (yeah, that old bit)

[Dell]

You're good for medical research.

good one...

[realmenhatelife]

You're good for medical research.

Oh go make out with a bum.

[jennysmurf]

Oh go make out with a bum.

No thanks, they smell like pee and have no money.

[deliciousV]

No thanks, they smell like pee and have no money.

what about a beach bum?

[jennysmurf]

what about a beach bum?

If you're talking about yourself, then sign me up!:wink:

[realmenhatelife]

No thanks, they smell like pee and have no money.

Maybe your standards are too high.

[Lemieux66]

You're adorable.

Aww gee.. :happy:

he looks like Jim Norton's lil French half brother!

More Italian than anything else. My name is Jim, though.

[jennysmurf]

Maybe your standards are too high.

Nuh uh, I deserve the best! I'm awesome!

[deliciousV]

Nuh uh, I deserve the best! I'm awesome!

and humble!

[jennysmurf]

and humble!

Right? You really get me buddy.

[spoon]

nah, she is and was only quoting the best

[jennysmurf]

nah, she is and was only quoting the best

:wink:

[A.J.]

No thanks, they smell like pee and have no money.

Describe my great-uncle's last days in that nursing home.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/21/Carnac.jpg/220px-Carnac.jpg