Kickstarter

[thepaulo]

I'm just figuring out how to deal with these people. Updates to follow.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/fear-of-everything

[realmenhatelife]

All these Johnny Come Latelys that all of a sudden hate Garden State. I hated Garden State the second I saw it.

[thepaulo]

All these Johnny Come Latelys that all of a sudden hate Garden State. I hated Garden State the second I saw it.

Give the man a break. All he's trying to do is raise a lousy, stinking two mill.

[thepaulo]

I am still working on the Fez project that we talked about on the air today but my first kickstarter campaign has been approved (which I hear is not the easiest thing in the world to do) and is up and running as of about 2 minutes ago.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/fear-of-everything

[Judge Smails]

Have you tried Indiegogo?

This kid had no problem raising over $2,000 to build a 13 foot Tyrannosaurus Rex with Christopher Walken's head.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/christopher-walken-rex

http://d2oadd98wnjs7n.cloudfront.net/medias/776877/pictures/full/20130425144816-Christopher_Walken_Rex_1_smaller.jpg?1366926506

[thepaulo]

Have you tried Indiegogo?

This kid had no problem raising over $2,000 to build a 13 foot Tyrannosaurus Rex with Christopher Walken's head.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/christopher-walken-rex

http://d2oadd98wnjs7n.cloudfront.net/medias/776877/pictures/full/20130425144816-Christopher_Walken_Rex_1_smaller.jpg?1366926506

No, not yet. But that's the place that gave the bus lady bags of money when kids bullied her.

[thepaulo]

I have just submitted the project for approval that was talked about yesterday. I probably won't hear from kickstarter on that one for a couple of days.

Project 1) Fear of Everything
Project 2) Some Celebrities Need Help

I wanted to have two totally different projects running at the same time.
The good news is, if you contribute and I don't make my nut, I get nothing and you don't owe a thing.
If I do make my nut and the films get made, I will remember you all when I'm rich and famous.

[jennysmurf]

I have just submitted the project for approval that was talked about yesterday. I probably won't hear from kickstarter on that one for a couple of days.

Project 1) Fear of Everything
Project 2) Some Celebrities Need Help

I wanted to have two totally different projects running at the same time.
The good news is, if you contribute and I don't make my nut, I get nothing and you don't owe a thing.
If I do make my nut and the films get made, I will remember you all when I'm rich and famous.

You can't remember us now, how do you expect us to believe that you'll remember us when you actually have money and fake friends?

[thepaulo]

You can't remember us now, how do you expect us to believe that you'll remember us when you actually have money and fake friends?

If I have more money, I'll take a few minutes to think about people I forgot.

[jennysmurf]

If I have more money, I'll take a few minutes to think about people I forgot.

You'll have no spare time. Money makes you more attractive to the womens.

[sailor]

You'll have no spare time. Money makes you more attractive to the womens.

He's already got late night booty calls to take care of that.

[thepaulo]

You'll have no spare time. Money makes you more attractive to the womens.

I'll only be able to trust those that loved me before I was rich.

[jennysmurf]

I'll only be able to trust those that loved me before I was rich.

You need to make a list now, so that you can refer to it later. Money clouds your thinking.

[thepaulo]

You need to make a list now, so that you can refer to it later. Money clouds your thinking.

I'm a very busy guy, but you're right as always. I'll do it this weekend.

[sailor]

I'll only be able to trust those that loved me before I was rich.

Trust is overrated.

[jennysmurf]

Trust is overrated.

I don't trust you.

[sailor]

I don't trust you.

And it doesn't affect your life one bit. QED

[Chigworthy]

Come on folks let's make it rain on Paulo. Plus you get to make a bell ring on the radio.

[realmenhatelife]

Stand up and be counted.

[jennysmurf]

Come on folks let's make it rain on Paulo. Plus you get to make a bell ring on the radio.

Stand up and be counted.

Which one of you gave the dollar?

[sailor]

Paul has our seal of approval to use the site for his kickstarter.

[realmenhatelife]

Which one of you gave the dollar?

Go get your pasties and find out, trixie.

[Recyclerz]

Paul-O has given me a (net) $25 worth of entertainment over the years.

I'm in.

[sailor]

Paul-O has given me a (net) $25 worth of entertainment over the years.

I'm in.

Ditto. Also, can't be over-emphasized how painless the kickstarter process was. Was able to login thru Facebook and pay with my Amazon account.

[Chigworthy]

Which one of you gave the dollar?

Let's just say that I'll be receiving an actual DVD at some point in the future.

[Chigworthy]

P.S. -Modulate that link to the top of the page y'all.

[sailor]

P.S. -Modulate that link to the top of the page y'all.

Good idea!

[jennysmurf]

P.S. -Modulate that link to the top of the page y'all.

Good idea!

Don't let him boss you around.

[thepaulo]

Ronfez.net
the official site of all ronfezziness

[thepaulo]

not enough ronfezziness

http://theinterrobang.com/2013/04/new-kickerstarter-from-the-famed-director-of-gap-seeks-20k/

[sailor]

not enough ronfezziness

http://theinterrobang.com/2013/04/new-kickerstarter-from-the-famed-director-of-gap-seeks-20k/

Bunch a jerks.

[jennysmurf]

Bunch a jerks.

Right? We'd never insult PaulO here at .net. The IBang is a cesspool of negativity.

[thepaulo]

Right? We'd never insult PaulO here at .net. The IBang is a cesspool of negativity.

Yeah, cesspool over there.
here a hottub of tickly bubbles

[thepaulo]

I'm just figuring out how to deal with these people. Updates to follow.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/fear-of-everything

I've got a lot of things going including this but it's kind of life or death with me. I need something to break good.
Otherwise I have to conclude the vote is death.
There must be people out there who want me to live.

[ozzie]

I just bought a "one of kind signed oil painting further elaborating the concept".

Please, try to keep the amount of blood, sweat, tears and semen used on the painting to a minimum.

Thanks in advance.

[thepaulo]

I just bought a "one of kind signed oil painting further elaborating the concept".

Please, try to keep the amount of blood, sweat, tears and semen used on the painting to a minimum.

Thanks in advance.

A thumbs up vote:clap:

I will make sure to douse in bleach at the end.

[thepaulo]

http://www.shockya.com/news/2013/05/09/psychological-thriller-turns-to-kickstarter/

trying to plug away.

[thepaulo]

Seems like everybody enjoyed the show today.
I'm trying to hold it together.
If everybody could spread the word and get people to donate a dollar it would
mean a lot to me.
Right now every little bit of encouragement means the world.
Thanks.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/fear-of-everything

[jennysmurf]

Seems like everybody enjoyed the show today.
I'm trying to hold it together.
If everybody could spread the word and get people to donate a dollar it would
mean a lot to me.
Right now every little bit of encouragement means the world.
Thanks.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/fear-of-everything

Even if it doesn't get made, I want my drawing of fear.

[thepaulo]

Even if it doesn't get made, I want my drawing of fear.

Of course. You're special.

[jennysmurf]

Of course. You're special.

Oh you. :happy:

[thepaulo]

Oh you. :happy:

No, you are. I tend to take nice people very seriously.
And for everyone else, who helps with even a dollar, I consider you a friend even if it's just to bust my balls.
I actually got a very encouraging e-mail from someone interested in the Fez project.
Some Celebrities Need Help
Every bit of encouragement now adds a little happiness to my soul.
Thanks everyone.

[thepaulo]

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/fear-of-everything

Since there is no chance of this actually happening,
I would like anyone who hasn't to pretend to help.
It might give me a pick me up.

[CountryBob]

PAul - I will pledge a $100 if you stop by Bristol TN and give me a minute in your film. I have ghost stories and moonshine!

[ozzie]

http://www.ironmanmode.com/wp-content/uploads/Doing-My-Part-Starship-Troopers.jpg

You wankers know you've gotten at least $10 worth of entertainment out of the guy.

Do it.

[thepaulo]

PAul - I will pledge a $100 if you stop by Bristol TN and give me a minute in your film. I have ghost stories and moonshine!

I would find a way to go just for an invitation.
But actually if I get funded, I would definitely go for someone who has always been a good guy.
(P.S. I ain't getting funded but I love ghost stories and moonshine.)

[jennysmurf]

http://www.ironmanmode.com/wp-content/uploads/Doing-My-Part-Starship-Troopers.jpg

You wankers know you've gotten at least $10 worth of entertainment out of the guy.

Do it.

Right? Buncha jerks always telling PaulO what great radio he is, but won't pony up $10? Pitiful.

[thepaulo]

Right? Buncha jerks always telling PaulO what great radio he is, but won't pony up $10? Pitiful.

you tell em.

It ain't even a real ten, It's a pretend ten unless I make my twenty but I won't even make a ten so it's all pretend.

[Chigworthy]

Paulo, I'm pretty sure every active poster here donated. That's where the 35 backers came from. You might have to broaden your attack.

[Dell]

you tell em.

It ain't even a real ten, It's a pretend ten unless I make my twenty but I won't even make a ten so it's all pretend.

budday, you know I pledged...I've been waiting my entire life to understand the dimension between paranoia and the paranormal

[jennysmurf]

budday, you know I pledged...I've been waiting my entire life to understand the dimension between paranoia and the paranormal

Sure, you'll give pretend money to PaulO, but you won't help out a lady who's down on her luck and just wants to crash on your couch for a few months.

[thepaulo]

Sure, you'll give pretend money to PaulO, but you won't help out a lady who's down on her luck and just wants to crash on your couch for a few months.

I love ladies down on their luck.

[thepaulo]

Paulo, I'm pretty sure every active poster here donated. That's where the 35 backers came from. You might have to broaden your attack.

Actually the majority came from the dreaded Interrobang.

[Dell]

Sure, you'll give pretend money to PaulO, but you won't help out a lady who's down on her luck and just wants to crash on your couch for a few months.

you can have the guest room anytime you need it...are you really having some bad luck?


BTW...it would help if you could explain the "dimension between paranoia and the paranormal"...ask Paul

[jennysmurf]

you can have the guest room anytime you need it...are you really having some bad luck?


BTW...it would help if you could explain the "dimension between paranoia and the paranormal"...ask Paul

Nah, I was just giving you a hard time. I don't know nothing about no dimensions.

[furie]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/projects/523048/photo-main.jpg?1367530155 (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/499454737/manos-the-hands-of-felt-dvd)

[hanso]

That's one scary puppet.

[thepaulo]

since it would take a miracle for my kickstarter to kick in,
I should mention I have some help on the fez project which is a chancy proposition but I will probably give try. I will probably start another kick as soon as they'll let me.

[sailor]

since it would take a miracle for my kickstarter to kick in,
I should mention I have some help on the fez project which is a chancy proposition but I will probably give try. I will probably start another kick as soon as they'll let me.

What's the turnaround before they let you do another?

[thepaulo]

What's the turnaround before they let you do another?

Not sure. It's entirely in their hands. They said no to two at a time.

[jennysmurf]

Not sure. It's entirely in their hands. They said no to two at a time.

No need to get all greedy.

[thepaulo]

No need to get all greedy.

I'm totally a Scrooge McDuck.

[Dell]

I'm totally a Scrooge McDuck.

that would explain your extreme wealth...

[thepaulo]

that would explain your extreme wealth...
I live in a cartoon fantasy world.

[thepaulo]

Thanks everybody. I'll try again. I'm getting screwed on my house sale so I'm not very upbeat.
I'll see if the Fez project works out.

[ozzie]

Thanks everybody. I'll try again. I'm getting screwed on my house sale so I'm not very upbeat.
I'll see if the Fez project works out.

So I don't get a painting?

For at least pledging $100, will you scribble your view of fear in MS paint, and post a pic on here?

[thepaulo]

So I don't get a painting?

For at least pledging $100, will you scribble your view of fear in MS paint, and post a pic on here?

I don't know how to do photo sharing but here is a link I think.
It's a painting I did of my Dad and he looks afraid.

http://s1312.photobucket.com/user/Paul_OCallaghan/media/Dadpix002_zpsfeda468b.jpg.html

[ozzie]

I don't know how to do photo sharing but here is a link I think.
It's a painting I did of my Dad and he looks afraid.

http://s1312.photobucket.com/user/Paul_OCallaghan/media/Dadpix002_zpsfeda468b.jpg.html

http://i1312.photobucket.com/albums/t527/Paul_OCallaghan/Dadpix002_zpsfeda468b.jpg

For all I know, this looks nothing like the man... but dude, you're pretty damn talented.

Is that watercolor?

[thepaulo]

http://i1312.photobucket.com/albums/t527/Paul_OCallaghan/Dadpix002_zpsfeda468b.jpg

For all I know, this looks nothing like the man... but dude, you're pretty damn talented.

Is that watercolor?

It's actually photo realistic. Pretty much exactly how he looked.

[jennysmurf]

We'll get 'em next time, budday.:thumbup: Keep on keepin on!

[thepaulo]

We'll get 'em next time, budday.:thumbup: Keep on keepin on!

thanks.










(pssssst.....hey....I'm gonna tell you a secret. Kickstarter has approved my Fez project but I'm not putting it live until next week and even then I'm keeping it low key.
I've had a crappy week and I'm not taking any chances this time.....
but keep it on the QT.)

[jennysmurf]

thanks.










(pssssst.....hey....I'm gonna tell you a secret. Kickstarter has approved my Fez project but I'm not putting it live until next week and even then I'm keeping it low key.
I've had a crappy week and I'm not taking any chances this time.....
but keep it on the QT.)

I won't tell nobody nothin bout nothin! You can count on me! Luckily, most of the people on this board can't read.

[thepaulo]

I won't tell nobody nothin bout nothin! You can count on me! Luckily, most of the people on this board can't read.

I knew I could count on you.

[ozzie]

Da fuck is with all the whispering in here.

You got something you want to share with the entire class?

[underdog]

thanks.










(pssssst.....hey....I'm gonna tell you a secret. Kickstarter has approved my Fez project but I'm not putting it live until next week and even then I'm keeping it low key.
I've had a crappy week and I'm not taking any chances this time.....
but keep it on the QT.)

What's your goal for the Fez project? I feel like this will be successful because everyone wants to see behind the scenes Fez.

[PapaBear]

Your secret is safe with us. The NSA doesn't even pay attention to this place.

[thepaulo]

What's your goal for the Fez project? I feel like this will be successful because everyone wants to see behind the scenes Fez.

Going low...$5000.....the trick is to go over. You can go over as much as you want....you just can't go under.

[thepaulo]

launched it but not going to promote it until maybe next week.
We'll see how my Fez visit goes.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/some-celebrities-need-help

[thepaulo]

launched it but not going to promote it until maybe next week.
We'll see how my Fez visit goes.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thepaulo/some-celebrities-need-help


It remains to be seen if this will come up today.

[thepaulo]

I got very little cooperation about the documentary so I will have to do it without his cooperation.

[jennysmurf]

I got very little cooperation about the documentary so I will have to do it without his cooperation.

Hidden camera confessions? Even better! :clap:

[sailor]

I got very little cooperation about the documentary so I will have to do it without his cooperation.

Paul, you're the boss of fez; don't take his shit!