Nymphomaniac

[thepaulo]

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=37532

http://www.empireonline.com/gallery/image.asp?id=71525&caption=&gallery=4513

Stacy Martin, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Uma Thurman, Udo Kier, Sophie Kennedy Clark, Willem Dafoe, Stellan Skarsgard, Mia Goth, Christian Slater, Chalotte Gainsbourg, Nicolas Bros and Connie Nielsen. And keep an eye out for some distinctly Carry On-style visual clowning, including suggestive fruit and ice cream cones.

[pennington]

Catchy title and plot summary. Is that Uma Thurman in the blue dress? Is she barefoot as an homage to Tarantino or was that just a coincidence?

[thepaulo]

Catchy title and plot summary. Is that Uma Thurman in the blue dress? Is she barefoot as an homage to Tarantino or was that just a coincidence?

Yes that is Uma and her big old naked feet.

Uma, Shia....Shia, Uma.

[OGC]

Why didn't you pitch that on your kickstarter PaulO ?

[thepaulo]

Why didn't you pitch that on your kickstarter PaulO ?

Lars von Trier beat me.

[thepaulo]

Will there be real sex in the movie?
If anyone has seen the Brown Bunny, how do we know that wasn't a prosthetic penis?

[Chigworthy]

Will there be real sex in the movie?
If anyone has seen the Brown Bunny, how do we know that wasn't a prosthetic penis?

Because Vincent Gallo is a fucking lunatic

[thepaulo]

Because Vincent Gallo is a fucking lunatic

All the more reason.

[realmenhatelife]

Will there be real sex in the movie?
If anyone has seen the Brown Bunny, how do we know that wasn't a prosthetic penis?

Do you expect Vincent Gallo not to think him getting blown is art?

[KnoxHarrington]

Will there be real sex in the movie?
If anyone has seen the Brown Bunny, how do we know that wasn't a prosthetic penis?

I've heard the sex is real, but it's done by body doubles, and CGI is used to blend in the main actors' faces.

So you wont see Shia's Le Bouef

[thepaulo]

Make your O face.

http://www.contactmusic.com/article/nyphomaniac-posters-lars-von-trier-shia-labeouf_3902290

[thepaulo]

NSFW but if you blink a few times you'll miss it.

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[KnoxHarrington]

Is this going to be a Lars Von Trier movie where a woman gets abused on screen for almost 3 hours? Never seen him do that movie before!

[thepaulo]

Is this going to be a Lars Von Trier movie where a woman gets abused on screen for almost 3 hours? Never seen him do that movie before!

Nah. It won't be three hours.

[DarkHippie]

Nah. It won't be three hours.

he's learning brevity.

Honestly, I think he's incredibly talented I'm looking forward to the movie, but I feel like half the audience will be jerking off in their seats.

[keithy_19]

he's learning brevity.

Honestly, I think he's incredibly talented I'm looking forward to the movie, but I feel like half the audience will be jerking off in their seats.

He just bores me. Talented, yes, but after awhile I just get bored with the "shock". Plus he's a complete douche bag.

[thepaulo]

He just bores me. Talented, yes, but after awhile I just get bored with the "shock". Plus he's a complete douche bag.


he can't just be a cardboard douche bag.
There must be layers underneath. Perhaps he's like a whore with a heart of gold.

[sailor]

he can't just be a cardboard douche bag.
There must be layers underneath. Perhaps he's like a whore with a heart of gold.

Many layers. Kinda like cardboard. A cardboard douche box.

[thepaulo]

Many layers. Kinda like cardboard. A cardboard douche box.

Your a genius! a genius, I tell ya. We can make a million dollars!

[sailor]

Your a genius! a genius, I tell ya. We can make a million dollars!

Kickstarter it up!

[spoon]

Your a genius! a genius, I tell ya. We can make a million dollars!

well this is step one of failure…thinking sailor's a genius