Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/21/13 - Gentle/Vigorous

[realmenhatelife]

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My neighbor got some oatmeal in him, looks a lot better. I mixed dayquil and mucinex, I have no idea why anyone would want to do speed.

[realmenhatelife]

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[Misteriosa]

buddays :o

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

have to pause the show until this meeting is over...be back soon in sailor time

[jennysmurf]

I'm not even able to listen yet, I just wanted to post on the first page.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

Boy, these Doors songs sure do go on, don't they? :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

This is the portion of the show where we overstate the importance of Ray Manzerak.

[Misteriosa]

bile duct cancer is what eventually killed my father. it started with duodenal cancer and then metastasized to the liver and bile ducts :down:

[LeedsJr]

This is the portion of the show where we overstate the importance of Ray Manzerak.


Saying anything other than, "Oh yeah, there were three other guys playing instruments behind Jim Morrison", would be overstating their importance.

[Lemieux66]

Fez sent me a nice reply today after I emailed the Ibang yesterday asking about that transcriber business.

Turns out, they need Ron interviews transcribed for the site and want to send audio to the fans to do the work.

[sailor]

With all the wackiness, really surprised Ron didn't bring up Val in the doors movie.

[realmenhatelife]

I would save the Batman franchise, Die Hard 1 is great and Die Hard 3 is good, the other ones are awful. Batman is a much higher average, and even the shitty ones are watchable for how bad they are.

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks just called Roy Scheider Rob Schneider.

[sailor]

Rob Schneider in Jaws! Ha!

[Misteriosa]

Did anybody else email the Ibang about the transcriber thing they mentioned yesterday?

I got a very nice reply from Fez this morning. Apparently they want to send audio of Ron interviews and have the fans transcribe them for the site.

i'm guessing for free, right? i transcribe psych evals at work, and it's tedious, even when the patient has a really messed up/interesting history to help move the session along.

[sailor]

i'm guessing for free, right? i transcribe psych evals at work, and it's tedious, even when the patient has a really messed up/interesting history to help move the session along.

You should post highlights.

[LeedsJr]

Rob Schneider in Jaws! Ha!

And Lenny Kravitz! :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

i'm guessing for free, right? i transcribe psych evals at work, and it's tedious, even when the patient has a really messed up/interesting history to help move the session along.

But are the psych evals ever 45 straight minutes of Todd Rundgren?

[deliciousV]

I would save the Batman franchise, Die Hard 1 is great and Die Hard 3 is good, the other ones are awful. Batman is a much higher average, and even the shitty ones are watchable for how bad they are.

I'm keeping Die Hard, I can find some good in the first 4, this last one was admittedly a flaming turd. The Batman Movies were entertaining, but I have never rewatched one.

[LeedsJr]

You should post highlights.

There may be rules against that.

[LeedsJr]

But are the psych evals ever 45 straight minutes of Todd Rundgren?

Transcribing that would most likely lead to needing a psych eval.

[LeedsJr]

A dual coin? :lol:

[sailor]

There may be rules against that.

Oh, I was completely joking.

[LeedsJr]

Catholic Joe! :clap:

[Misteriosa]

You should post highlights.

i do on occasion. remember the time i posted about the patient who used to spend an unusually long amount of time walking his dog in the dark? and how he was later found with his pants down in the dark with said dog in his bedroom?

[realmenhatelife]

I'd be all about a google car.

[LeedsJr]

i do on occasion. remember the time i posted about the patient who used to spend an unusually long amount of time walking his dog in the dark? and how he was later found with his pants down in the dark with said dog in his bedroom?


I can't believe I don't remember that! :blink:

[Misteriosa]

There may be rules against that.

i take the names out. i also may or may not change gender.

[sailor]

i also may or may not change gender.

Oh my!

[Misteriosa]

I can't believe I don't remember that! :blink:

you may have been down at the bar.

[sailor]

I can't believe I don't remember that! :blink:

Exactly!

[Misteriosa]

Exactly!

now im gonna have to go on a post hunt... brb

[deliciousV]

Google cars are a long way off, the technology is there, but the argument over who is liable in a wreck has already begun, and won't be solved anytime soon.

[deliciousV]

you may have been down at the bar.

he was

[realmenhatelife]

Oh my!

I know right? No wonder she's so popular.

[sailor]

Google cars are a long way off, the technology is there, but the argument over who is liable in a wreck has already begun, and won't be solved anytime soon.

I'd have to assume google would be liable. Then again, you have insurance for just such purposes.

[LeedsJr]

you may have been down at the bar.


Well, as long as I missed it for a good reason. :drunk:

No pub for me today, have a lunch scheduled with the CEO. :down:

[sailor]

Well, as long as I missed it for a good reason. :drunk:

No pub for me today, have a lunch scheduled with the CEO. :down:

What's he, some teetotalling Nancy?

[deliciousV]

I'd have to assume google would be liable. Then again, you have insurance for just such purposes.

therein lies the rub

[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure people who cant afford to go to France would appreciate the virtual tour of Versaille, or people who dont live in New York might like to see pictures of the art that's there.

[LeedsJr]

What's he, some teetotalling Nancy?

Workaholic. We're having lunch in a conference room. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

HTG calling up to smack Ronny B down.

[sailor]

therein lies the rub

I don't think there's any rub there.

[sailor]

Workaholic. We're having lunch in a conference room. :dry:

Free food!

[Misteriosa]

HTG calling up to smack Ronny B down.

i know! :ohmy:

[realmenhatelife]

i know! :ohmy:

The Honeymoon is over!

[deliciousV]

I've been looking up a lot of art online the last few days. The new Dan Brown book "Inferno" is built around Dante's Inferno, so there are constant references to art work based on the poem, and I have to look them all up.

[hanso]

Rob Schneider in Jaws! Ha!

Him and Sandler should remake it.

[Gutter]

Him and Sandler should remake it.

and call it Jews.

Morning buddays.

[LeedsJr]

Free food!

There is that. :happy:

[sailor]

Him and Sandler should remake it.

I envision it as a sort of manimal sequel.

[hanso]

Google car could have an on board 3d printer to repair itself


My new ava/siggy are all the art i need

[realmenhatelife]

Network is a good movie smothered by a boring movie. Truthbomb.

[sailor]

Network is a good movie smothered by a boring movie. Truthbomb.

Many classics of that era are.

Semi-palindromic truthbomb!

[jennysmurf]

Many classics of that era are.

Semi-palindromic truthbomb!

You're being very slappable today.

[sailor]

You're being very slappable today.

Hey, I'm keeping this place fun, bub!

[realmenhatelife]

Zito, pick a female rock star, you asshole.

[jennysmurf]

Hey, I'm keeping this place fun, bub!

I agree. Slapping you is totes fun.

[sailor]

I agree. Slapping you is totes fun.

Nuh-uh.

[jennysmurf]

Nuh-uh.

I'm gonna google where you work and see if I can catch you outside smoking.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm gonna google where you work and see if I can catch you outside smoking.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/philipus/philipus0712/philipus071200199/2217312-fishing-boat-in-the-ocean.jpg

[jennysmurf]

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/philipus/philipus0712/philipus071200199/2217312-fishing-boat-in-the-ocean.jpg

I don't get it.

Wait....cause his name is sailor, then he's on a m*tha f*ckin boat?

[sailor]

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/philipus/philipus0712/philipus071200199/2217312-fishing-boat-in-the-ocean.jpg

God, that would make me so sick.

[jennysmurf]

God, that would make me so sick.

You are such a girl.

[sailor]

You are such a girl.

I have a delicate tummy!

[Misteriosa]

they are gonna talk about the rolling stones again? bleh.. i feel like im being asked to eat week old leftovers. :down:

[jennysmurf]

I have a delicate tummy!

Is it wrong that I kinda wanna rub your tummy?

[hanso]

they are gonna talk about the rolling stones again? bleh.. i feel like im being asked to eat week old leftovers. :down:

Jay Mohr just played the Stones coming back from break

[sailor]

Is it wrong that I kinda wanna rub your tummy?

I'm not some HR stooge.

[Dell]

children have more taste buds than adults...that explains why Ron doesn't like the comic book movies

[jennysmurf]

I'm not some HR stooge.

I'm a nurturer at heart. I strive to bring comfort.

[jennysmurf]

children have more taste buds than adults...that explains why Ron doesn't like the comic book movies

Sail on, sail on, sailor.....

[hanso]

Got a live stones album this morning cause MickTaylor is on it

[realmenhatelife]

Sail on, sail on, sailor.....

Thats Dell, grandma. DELL.

[Warren Peace]

I'm waiting for the Todd Rundgren in Boise clip.

[Dell]

Sail on, sail on, sailor.....

:blink:...I'd get rid of the Batman movies


HA, Rob Schneider in Jaws...the gigolo shark killer

[jennysmurf]

Thats Dell, grandma. DELL.

I was alluding to his posting in sailor time, Gramps.

[Dell]

YAY...Catholic Joe!

[realmenhatelife]

I was alluding to his posting in sailor time, Gramps.

I'm Matt, Gramps is cutting greens and listening to the red wings.



She has her good days and her bad.

[sailor]

I was alluding to his posting in sailor time, Gramps.

Old Jenny and old RMHL, sitting in a tree. N-A-G-G-I-N-G

[sailor]

I'm Matt, Gramps is cutting greens and listening to the red wings.



She has her good days and her bad.

You're no lleeder!

[Dell]

I'm Matt, Gramps is cutting greens and listening to the red wings.



She has her good days and her bad.

yes Matt...not Leeds

:wink: :wink:

[jennysmurf]

I'm Matt, Gramps is cutting greens and listening to the red wings.



She has her good days and her bad.

Tee hee....

Old Jenny and old RMHL, sitting in a tree. N-A-G-G-I-N-G

You're crabby today. Want me to rub your tummy?

[Warren Peace]

Tread carefully Catholic Joe....you're about to be....INDIE RON'D!!

[deliciousV]

these guys really enjoy some Tippy Tom Waits. They didn't let the John Mayor play long enough to hear the guitar solo he laid down, better than most of what they'd "go crazy" over, other than Bonnie Raitte, who had a nice slide guitar solo

[realmenhatelife]

Old Jenny and old RMHL, sitting in a tree. N-A-G-G-I-N-G

I'm young.




I dont care for Kiss but I do think they should be in, and non rock groups shouldn't be. Kiss is an adolescent fantasy, I dont know why people want to pretend that Rock music isn't an adolescent artform.



Ron doesn't seem to understand what a tornado is.

[jennysmurf]

I'm young.

Are you calling me old?:annoyed: Tread carefully, you're about to be ANGRY JENNY'D!

[deliciousV]

Fuck Kiss, a fucking cartoon band should go in before them, like the Archies. A better question is why are the Cars not in? Does Yom hate the New Wave?

[realmenhatelife]

Are you calling me old?:annoyed: Tread carefully, you're about to be ANGRY JENNY'D!

I'm just speaking for myself here.

[Dell]

Fuck Kiss, a fucking cartoon band should go in before them, like the Archies. A better question is why are the Cars not in? Does Yom hate the New Wave?

couldn't agree with you more...I'd put Eddie and the Cruisers or even Milli Vinilli in before KISS

[jennysmurf]

I'm just speaking for myself here.

It was a sin of omission on your part. I filled in the blanks.

[realmenhatelife]

Dabba and Catholic Joe, it's like classic rock interns too.

[realmenhatelife]

It was a sin of omission on your part. I filled in the blanks.

Well, how old are you?

[jennysmurf]

Well, how old are you?

Old enough to know better, too young to care.

[Dell]

what is a robutt?!?!

[sailor]

I'm young.




I dont care for Kiss but I do think they should be in, and non rock groups shouldn't be. Kiss is an adolescent fantasy, I dont know why people want to pretend that Rock music isn't an adolescent artform.



Ron doesn't seem to understand what a tornado is.

It was the whole grandma/grampa thing.

[sailor]

Are you calling me old?:annoyed: Tread carefully, you're about to be ANGRY JENNY'D!

For a girl, sure.

[jennysmurf]

For a girl, sure.

http://www.srpl.net/images/slap.jpg

[Dell]

For a girl, sure.

are we talking what Anthony would consider "old" or a normal person...

[realmenhatelife]

Old enough to know better, too young to care.

If you add up both digits do you get a single didgit number or a double didgit number?

[Recyclerz]

Men w/o Hats are Canadian.

I'm sorry that I remember that.

[deliciousV]

Dana will change her mind some day, how else will she make her future husbant's birthday special?

[jennysmurf]

If you add up both digits do you get a single didgit number or a double didgit number?

:unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

The death toll in OK has been revised to 24 down from 50 some, including 9 children instead of 22.

[sailor]

:unsure:

Oh, you silly girls and the maths.

Pretty high single digits I think.

[realmenhatelife]

Manzarak produced the first like 4 X albums.

[sailor]

Duck!

[jennysmurf]

Oh, you silly girls and the maths.

Pretty high single digits I think.

You hush. If he was a facebook friend, he would know.

[sailor]

You hush. If he was a facebook friend, he would know.

I was very wrong. Good work!

[Dell]

If you add up both digits do you get a single didgit number or a double didgit number?

young rmhl...let's not forget the commutative property of addition

the commutative property of addition means that addends can be added in any order and the sum is always the same

therefore, you cannot ascertain the age of a woman your proposed method...e.g., an 18 year old women and an 81 year old women have one digit sums (9)

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, you silly girls and the maths.

Pretty high single digits I think.

Oh, well thats not bad Jenny. It's not old.

[hanso]

Men w/o Hats are Canadian.

I'm sorry that I remember that.

jimmy hates them

[jennysmurf]

Oh, well thats not bad Jenny. It's not old.

I don't need your approval!

[sailor]

young rmhl...let's not forget the commutative property of addition



therefore, you cannot ascertain the age of a woman your proposed method...e.g., an 18 year old women and an 81 year old women have one digit sums (9)

I think he had the general ballpark and was trying to narrow it down from that.

[Dell]

I think he had the general ballpark and was trying to narrow it down from that.

shoot...I was starting to feel young with my sum only being 6

[jennysmurf]

shoot...I was starting to feel young with my sum only being 6

I'm really bad at math.

[sailor]

shoot...I was starting to feel young with my sum only being 6

Hey, that's me too!

And my wife, but she's much younger.

[deliciousV]

shoot...I was starting to feel young with my sum only being 6

so you're 15?

[realmenhatelife]

71 isn't that old. You've got plenty of time left.

71 would be 8.



Good days and bad, good days and bad.

[sailor]

I'm really bad at math.

Oh, you silly girls and the maths.

[jennysmurf]

71 would be 8.



Good days and bad, good days and bad.

Ha! You caught me before the edit! :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Oh, you silly girls and the maths.

I'd argue, but we all know it's the truth.

[hanso]

family guy keeps predicting the future.

[sailor]

I'd argue, but we all know it's the truth.

Like that's ever stopped a girl.

[Dell]

I'd argue, but we all know it's the truth.

we refer to them as "sailor bombs"...

[sailor]

we refer to them as "sailor bombs"...

I think they're called torpedoes.

[Dell]

I think they're called torpedoes.

good one...:dry:

[jennysmurf]

I think they're called torpedoes.

Hot.


Okay, peeps, I'm gonna take my friend to Alcatraz. :bye:

[sailor]

Hot.


Okay, peeps, I'm gonna take my friend to Alcatraz. :bye:

Menses euphemisms are just gross.

[Dell]

Poop euphemisms are just gross.

she was tired of "dropping the kids off at the pool"...but I agree, it does conger the same mental imagery

[sailor]

she was tired of "dropping the kids off at the pool"...but I agree, it does conger the same mental imagery

I actually edited that because of how women use the phrase "their friend"

[Gutter]

she was tired of "dropping the kids off at the pool"...but I agree, it does conger the same mental imagery

haha....conjure. but the way spelled it is fun to say. Kong-er. sounds like an adult swim cartoon or something haha.

[sailor]

haha....conjure. but the way spelled it is fun to say. Kong-er. sounds like an adult swim cartoon or something haha.

Yeah, I was automatically thinking of the town near nyack.

[Gutter]

wow zack braf sounds like a douche. Nothing to do with his kickstarter or anything...I get why he's doing that. just the things he's saying and the way he's saying them. "I brought global awareness to kickstarter" oh, did ya? did ya? go away.

[jennysmurf]

Menses euphemisms are just gross.

she was tired of "dropping the kids off at the pool"...but I agree, it does conger the same mental imagery

You guys are the worst ever. :thumbdown:

[sailor]

You guys are the worst ever. :thumbdown:

If it helps I originally typed "poop"

[jennysmurf]

If it helps I originally typed "poop"

That doesn't help at all.

[sailor]

That doesn't help at all.

So I should have left "poop" in my post? Just trying to home my comedy game. Thanks for the feedback!

[Dell]

So I should have left "poop" in my post? Just trying to home my comedy game. Thanks for the feedback!

hone...unless you are talking about your wife or something

[sailor]

hone...unless you are talking about your wife or something

Stupid autocorrect. :(

[jennysmurf]

So I should have left "poop" in my post? Just trying to home my comedy game. Thanks for the feedback!


Your comedy is almost as bad as your face!


hone...unless you are talking about your wife or something


She's lovely, he must not have used his comedy on her.

[Dell]

Stupid autocorrect. :(

it's okay...gutter got me earlier with "conjure"

[sailor]

Your comedy is almost as bad as your face!


She's lovely, he must not have used his comedy on her.

Yep, I'm the ugly face of rf.net

She is, ain't she?!

[jennysmurf]

Yep, I'm the ugly face of rf.net

She is, ain't she?!

Very. Much too good for you. And your baby is totes adorbs--although he's not a baby anymore, is he?

[sailor]

Very. Much too good for you. And your baby is totes adorbs--although he's not a baby anymore, is he?

Aww, you're too kind. Yeah, he's in pre-k and turned 5 a few months ago.