Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/22/13 - Locked Up

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Lady Di has called into Sam Roberts show for some reason which is pretty amazing.

Here's a hipster story, I like this band a lot and they kindof broke up then two of the guys moved from Texas to Brooklyn and I thought, oh shit and kindof stopped paying attention to them. I just found out they eventually started Parquet Courts, which is one of the big hipster bands right now. I could've been so far out in front of that.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :o

[realmenhatelife]

It's just us. Oh hey misti, how you doin?

[realmenhatelife]

West Coast superbowls are always weird, same with West Coast world series. Cant get used to seeing them in daylight.

[Misteriosa]

It's just us. Oh hey misti, how you doin?

oh.. why hello :wub:

[Misteriosa]

super bowls should always be played at night!

so let it be written. so let it be done. [/ramses]

[LeedsJr]

It's just us. Oh hey misti, how you doin?

oh.. why hello :wub:


Break it up, you two. :happy:

[Misteriosa]

Break it up, you two. :happy:

hey leeds, whats going on?

[hanso]

Pepper Parquet

[realmenhatelife]

Break it up, you two. :happy:

We were just about to play Doctor and Companion.

[realmenhatelife]

Well it messes up life for people in South Philly, Ron.

[Recyclerz]

Time to guess who Ron's passive aggressive rant is about today.

Who fucked up by not checking on the Zach Branff announcement e-mail and the post show handling of the people who got hosed?

A Pepper
B (Mostly) Silent Fez
C Both

[realmenhatelife]

I remember the pepperkeet drawling, but have they ever shown a picture of the pepperkeet tshirt?

[LeedsJr]

hey leeds, whats going on?

Not much.

Hoping the show is funny until 1:00, whence I shall patronize my local pub and watch Matt Harvey pitch. :drunk:

How you doin'?

[Misteriosa]

We were just about to play Doctor and Companion.

yuuuuup. just remember:

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[LeedsJr]

Time to guess who Ron's passive aggressive rant is about today.

Who fucked up by not checking on the Zach Branff announcement e-mail and the post show handling of the people who got hosed?

A Pepper
B (Mostly) Silent Fez
C Both


I was just surprised to hear Zach Braff actually has fans. :huh:

[LeedsJr]

Am I the only one who giggles every time Ron says, "Super Bowl"?

He doesn't even mispronounce it (shocker), it just sounds funny when he says it. :happy:

[hanso]

I was just surprised to hear Zach Braff actually has fans. :huh:

Even his name sounds like it would be a boring interview

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

pomology is the study of fruit...word

[sailor]

Time to guess who Ron's passive aggressive rant is about today.

Who fucked up by not checking on the Zach Branff announcement e-mail and the post show handling of the people who got hosed?

A Pepper
B (Mostly) Silent Fez
C Both

What was the correct answer?

[realmenhatelife]

Even his name sounds like it would be a boring interview

I think Gutter said he comes off like a total asshole. The two seconds I heard of it certainly supported that.


I think Garden State is the first big backlash I can remember. I never liked the movie, but i remember people loved it and then all of a sudden people despised it.

[hanso]

Dell bringing the triv! I have no fruit follow up.

[sailor]

Who the fuck is this idiot on the phone? Steven whatever.

[Dell]

What was the correct answer?

there are not correct answers...everyone get's an A+ for trying


silly...

[Dell]

Dell bringing the triv! I have no fruit follow up.

I'm addicted to diet Snapple peach tea...

[Misteriosa]

Time to guess who Ron's passive aggressive rant is about today.

Who fucked up by not checking on the Zach Branff announcement e-mail and the post show handling of the people who got hosed?

A Pepper
B (Mostly) Silent Fez
C Both

C. both, though the answer SHOULD be ron, fez, and pepper. i would think you would want to read the emails you receive so you could know whats happening with your show, but maybe thats just me.

[sailor]

moaning buddays...:bye:

pomology is the study of fruit...word

Tomatoes or pomegranates?

[Misteriosa]

I'm addicted to diet Snapple peach tea...

ive been drinking a lot of mixed berry flavored green tea :o

[hanso]

I think Gutter said he comes off like a total asshole. The two seconds I heard of it certainly supported that.


I think Garden State is the first big backlash I can remember. I never liked the movie, but i remember people loved it and then all of a sudden people despised it.

Looked him up, there is a sound track album to that. Looks like it rated well.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm addicted to diet Snapple peach tea...

I used to love the peach raspberry juice.


And Tazo Giant Peach used to be the fucking BOMB


I should add I dont really care for peaches.

[realmenhatelife]

Looked him up, there is a sound track album to that. Looks like it rated well.

The Sound track was kindof what broke indie rock in the mainstream. The Shins got huge off of it.

[sailor]

I should add I dont really care for peaches.

Homo queersicle.

[LeedsJr]

I'm addicted to diet Snapple peach tea...

ive been drinking a lot of mixed berry flavored green tea :o

I used to love the peach raspberry juice.


And Tazo Giant Peach used to be the fucking BOMB


I should add I dont really care for peaches.



I like beer! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Homo queersicle.

I meant actual literal peaches not the euphamism for female genitalia, which I care for fondly. And fondlely.

[hanso]

I'm addicted to diet Snapple peach tea...

I do triv on paltalk every sat. morn. ok i play music cause its easier and i'm lazy

[Dell]

I used to love the peach raspberry juice.


And Tazo Giant Peach used to be the fucking BOMB


I should add I dont really care for peaches.

dare to eat a peach, rmhl...BWAHAHAHAHA

[sailor]

I meant actual literal peaches not the euphamism for female genitalia, which I care for fondly. And fondlely.

I just meant literal peaches. Never heard of the other.

[sailor]

Just kidding.

[Misteriosa]

I like beer! :drunk:

but i can't have beer when i'm at work :down:

[sailor]

but i can't have beer when i'm at work :down:

It'd make the transcribing more fun.

[Dell]

I just meant literal peaches. Never heard of the other.

silly sailor...it's the region between a female's legs just north of the anus

[sailor]

silly sailor...it's the region between a female's legs just north of the anus

Ha, tricked ya. Backread!

[LeedsJr]

but i can't have beer when i'm at work :down:


*Mental note: Never ask Misti to get me a job where she works.

[Misteriosa]

I meant actual literal peaches not the euphamism for female genitalia, which I care for fondly. And fondlely.

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[Misteriosa]

It'd make the transcribing more fun.

srsly. :down:

[LeedsJr]

How long is this Fez won't talk to anyone bit going to go on? The novelty has worn off.

[Misteriosa]

*Mental note: Never ask Misti to get me a job where she works.

this is why i have got to get the hell out of here! http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/pullinghair.gif

[Warren Peace]

C. both, though the answer SHOULD be ron, fez, and pepper. i would think you would want to read the emails you receive so you could know whats happening with your show, but maybe thats just me.

who has time to read emails when they're enjoying a film.

[realmenhatelife]

http://www.bikeforums.net/images/smilies/backpedal.gif

I'm not backpedaling I'm just making things clear for sailor.

[hanso]

Tomatoes or pomegranates?

There is only so much room on a bottle cap.

[Dell]

How long is this Fez won't talk to anyone bit going to go on? The novelty has worn off.

just wait for the payoff...I predict it will be an even bigger payoff than the Patty Fez engagement bit

[sailor]

I'm not backpedaling I'm just making things clear for sailor.

Yeah, good call on the not mating thing, misti, knowing his aversion.

[realmenhatelife]

But it is a stereo type to say "we'll serve the black guy we hate fried chicken," he obviously didn't say it because he serves his honored guests fried chicken. He could've said "sure I'll have him over, we'll serve dogshit pie" and no one would've said anything because it's insulting without playing on a racial stereotype.



Typical white food you'd say we'll serve the irish guy potatos, the italian guy spaghetti, or just white bread and mayo.

[hanso]

I used to love the peach raspberry juice.


And Tazo Giant Peach used to be the fucking BOMB


I should add I dont really care for peaches.

Fry dat chicken!

[realmenhatelife]

And the fried chicken thing is very much tied into slavery. When you stereotype that black people like fried chicken you're really saying "hey, remember when you used to be slaves."

Ofcourse everyone likes fried chicken

[sailor]

But it is a stereo type to say "we'll serve the black guy we hate fried chicken," he obviously didn't say it because he serves his honored guests fried chicken. He could've said "sure I'll have him over, we'll serve dogshit pie" and no one would've said anything because it's insulting without playing on a racial stereotype.



Typical white food you'd say we'll serve the irish guy potatos, the italian guy spaghetti, or just white bread and mayo.

Other than the last one, I don't see that as insulting. And that's just because the last one is gross. You know, like "peaches."

[jennysmurf]

Other than the last one, I don't see that as insulting. And that's just because the last one is gross. You know, like "peaches."

:happy:

[sailor]

:happy:

Comedy game back on track!

[Misteriosa]

Other than the last one, I don't see that as insulting. And that's just because the last one is gross. You know, like "peaches."

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[jennysmurf]

Comedy game back on track!

Barely. Don't get too excited.

[sailor]

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[rmhl]eww, grossies![rmhl]

[Gutter]

Morning buddays. and yes RMHL....Braff had a couple of lines in that interview that make him sound like an unwittingly out of touch with 90% of the population douche-bag. Saying things like how he "single-handedly brought kickstarter to global awareness" and his obnoxious laugh that just reaked of over acting. it was like he was trying really hard to laugh the loudest out of anyone there at anything Ron said that even sounded like he delivered a joke. it was pretty bad.

[Dell]

And the fried chicken thing is very much tied into slavery. When you stereotype that black people like fried chicken you're really saying "hey, remember when you used to be slaves."

Ofcourse everyone likes fried chicken

I honestly never made the connection to slavery with the fried chicken thing...I worked at the Newport News Shipyard one summer and my mechanic ate a slice of watermelon every morning before the whistle and a fried chicken leg wrapped with a slice of white bread (yep, the bone was still in it) EVERY day for lunch...he obviously didn't give a shit about the stereotype (still, you would thing he would at least like some variety)

[realmenhatelife]

Other than the last one, I don't see that as insulting. And that's just because the last one is gross. You know, like "peaches."

Much like Castor Troy I could eat a peach for hours.

[Gutter]

Much like Castor Troy I could eat a peach for hours.

most popular "worst movie ever".

[sailor]

most popular "worst movie ever".

Had to look it up. Never seen it.

[realmenhatelife]

I honestly never made the connection to slavery with the fried chicken thing...I worked at the Newport News Shipyard one summer and my mechanic ate a slice of watermelon every morning before the whistle and a fried chicken leg wrapped with a slice of white bread (yep, the bone was still in it) EVERY day for lunch...he obviously didn't give a shit about the stereotype (still, you would thing he would at least like some variety)

He ate the bone too?

[realmenhatelife]

most popular "worst movie ever".

Better than Roadhouse?

[Misteriosa]

every time i see nancy grace on tv, i dive for the remote. i cant change the channel fast enough. just the thought of hearing her pontificate on the latest murder case/missing white girl story sends me into a rage stroke. :furious:

[Dell]

He ate the bone too?

no, the bone came out of the meal looking like a plastic model of a chicken bone...

[sailor]

no, the bone came out of the meal looking like a plastic model of a chicken bone...

Racist.

[Misteriosa]

He ate the bone too?
no. he put it thru his nose.
Better than Roadhouse?
your move, gutter http://www.mazeguy.net/surprised/misspeak.gif

[Gutter]

Better than Roadhouse?

My last name is Dalton, so it is genetically impossible for me to regard the movie Roadhouse as anything but the shinning achievement of cinematic excellence that it is.

[underdog]

The Nancy Grace lady is someone from tosh.0.

[LeedsJr]

He ate the bone too?

:tongue:

[Gutter]

your move, gutter http://www.mazeguy.net/surprised/misspeak.gif

i got this. well, i had it....back there on pg3.

[LeedsJr]

My last name is Dalton, so it is genetically impossible for me to regard the movie Roadhouse as anything but the shinning achievement of cinematic excellence that it is.


I thought you'd be bigger. :tongue:

[underdog]

The Nancy Grace lady is someone from tosh.0.

And someone just called in to tell them. Good.

[realmenhatelife]

no. he put it thru his nose.

your move, gutter http://www.mazeguy.net/surprised/misspeak.gif


Cue 10 calls explaining why that isn't racist.

[Dell]

Racist.

I didn't mention he race...ahem, who failed this little test?

[realmenhatelife]

I thought you'd be bigger. :tongue:

A bear fell on me.

[sailor]

I didn't mention he race...ahem, who failed this little test?

It was implied in the original post saying he didn't care about the stereotype. If he was French, there would be no stereotype of which to care.

[LeedsJr]

"...fifty-oneth"? :huh:

[Gutter]

A bear fell on me.

pain don't hurt.

[Gutter]

This is literally every conversation Maron has with every guest thats on his show.

[CountryBob]

I think the fried chicken thing is racist - fuck Sergio.
I'm a little behind

[LeedsJr]

I think the fried chicken thing is racist - fuck Sergio.
I'm a little behind


And still a mod quote machine! :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

pain don't hurt.

Pain dont hurt is from Predator, you're out!

[sailor]

Better than Roadhouse?

Roadhouse is tough to beat. Possibly remo williams. Oh, or real mean with the late, great john Ritter.

[jennysmurf]

I think the fried chicken thing is racist - fuck Sergio.
I've got a little behind

That's nothing to be ashamed of, most guys do.

[Dell]

It was implied in the original post saying he didn't care about the stereotype. If he was French, there would be no stereotype.

but correct in any regard...I was 18 when I worked for him and I honestly never registered the stereotype until I was conveying that the man ate the same thing every day and was "hipped" to the stereotype...we grew up calling it "southern" food

[sailor]

Pain dont hurt is from Predator, you're out!

Roadhouse.

[LeedsJr]

Pain dont hurt is from Predator, you're out!

It was in Roadhouse, too. When the doctor offers him a local anesthetic before stapling his knife slash.

[Dell]

Roadhouse is tough to beat. Possibly remo williams. Oh, or real mean with the late, great john Ritter.

I thought it was widely accepted that Top Gun was the Best Worst Movie...

[Gutter]

Pain dont hurt is from Predator, you're out!

Dalton: Pain don't hurt.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/trivia?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu

keep it up and your throat will be out.....ripped out that is!

[realmenhatelife]

Roadhouse.

Could it be in both? I could've sworn Jesse Ventura says it. Maybe I'm thinking of I aint got time to bleed.

[sailor]

:tongue:

Hahaha!

[sailor]

I thought it was widely accepted that Top Gun was the Best Worst Movie...

Damn, another beaut!

[LeedsJr]

Let's not forget about Red Dawn.

[sailor]

Could it be in both? I could've sworn Jesse Ventura says it. Maybe I'm thinking of I aint got time to bleed.

Possibly. Not sure, just know it was at least in roadhouse.

[sailor]

Let's not forget about Red Dawn.

Wolverines!

[LeedsJr]

"Stoledon Summer"? :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

Possibly. Not sure, just know it was at least in roadhouse.

No, I think I'm wrong. I owe gutter a coke.

[CountryBob]

Just found out that I have a second cousin that lives in Moore OK - his house is right on the destruction line (the good side). Looking out his back door his neighbors are totally destroyed while his place is ok. Crazy

[jennysmurf]

Just found out that I have a second cousin that lives in Moore OK - his house is right on the destruction line (the good side). Looking out his back door his neighbors are totally destroyed while his place is ok. Crazy

Does he have survivor guilt? I probably would.

[Misteriosa]

Does he have survivor guilt? I probably would.

seriously. :glurps: i'd also try to let as many of my neighbors stay at my place as i could.

[hanso]

It was implied in the original post saying he didn't care about the stereotype. If he was French, there would be no stereotype of which to care.

baguette

Guess its Scarface for me

[LeedsJr]

Sigh. Almost made it to 1:00. The drug story callers are usually bores.

[sailor]

baguette

Guess its Scarface for me

You're black?

[jennysmurf]

seriously. :glurps: i'd also try to let as many of my neighbors stay at my place as i could.

Right? I'd be giving them all my clothes and stuff too.

[Dell]

Sigh. Almost made it to 1:00. The drug story callers are usually bores.

but HRJ will probably call...oops

[LeedsJr]

seriously. :glurps: i'd also try to let as many of my neighbors stay at my place as i could.

Right? I'd be giving them all my clothes and stuff too.


*Mental note 2: Call Misti and Jenny if my house ever falls down.

[hanso]

You're black?

Part French

[Gutter]

No, I think I'm wrong. I owe gutter a coke.

make it a pepsi.

wait, beer....make it a beer. good beer.

[LeedsJr]

but HRJ will probably call...oops


Damn your eyes!

[Misteriosa]

Damn your eyes!

too late. :wacko:

[jennysmurf]

*Mental note 2: Call Misti and Jenny if my house ever falls down.

:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

Right? I'd be giving them all my clothes and stuff too.

No one wants to wear your roomy bloomers so stop making them try!

[CountryBob]

seriously. :glurps: i'd also try to let as many of my neighbors stay at my place as i could.

Yeah the are helping all over - even their teenage kids. He said he felt blessed to have dodged the tornado but he is so upset of course. His neighbors kid was killed.

[sailor]

Part French

I just meant how rappers are obsessed with that film.

[deliciousV]

Not much.

Hoping the show is funny until 1:00, whence I shall patronize my local pub and watch Matt Harvey pitch. :drunk:

How you doin'?

and lose. MLB network has that game listed as a possible for me, they say "Regional Coverage" either Reds, Mets or Dodgers, Brewers. I know they're gonna fuck this up, but I'm hopefull.

[Misteriosa]

Yeah the are helping all over - even their teenage kids. He said he felt blessed to have dodged the tornado but he is so upset of course. His neighbors kid was killed.

oh my goodness :down:

[LeedsJr]

and lose. MLB network has that game listed as a possible for me, they say "Regional Coverage" either Reds, Mets or Dodgers, Brewers. I know they're gonna fuck this up, but I'm hopefull.


I know the Reds are your team, but have you seen Harvey pitch yet? The kid is the real deal.

Of course the rest of the team is still the Mets, so you may be right.

[jennysmurf]

No one wants to wear your roomy bloomers so stop making them try!

So first I'm old, and now I'm fat? I'm very close to a "y*ur M*m's b*x" over here.

[hanso]

I just meant how rappers are obsessed with that film.

Thought so..baguettes jewelry is in song also

[Dell]

Damn your eyes!

too late. :wacko:

said but true...going back to the surgeon Friday and I will be using some very harsh words this time

[LeedsJr]

So first I'm old, and now I'm fat? I'm very close to a "y*ur M*m's b*x" over here.

I can personally attest to the fact that neither of those things are true. You stay right where you are, Missy! :happy:

[deliciousV]

I know the Reds are your team, but have you seen Harvey pitch yet? The kid is the real deal.

Of course the rest of the team is still the Mets, so you may be right.

looks like a pitchers duel on the way, the Mets will be facing 4-0 Lattos, our Mat. I hope I get to watch it.

[realmenhatelife]

So first I'm old, and now I'm fat? I'm very close to a "y*ur M*m's b*x" over here.

You're not fat you just wear big panties.

[CountryBob]

So first I'm old, and now I'm fat? I'm very close to a "y*ur M*m's b*x" over here.


I know you are young and smoking hot - don't pay attention to the haters

[LeedsJr]

looks like a pitchers duel on the way, the Mets will be facing 4-0 Lattos, our Mat. I hope I get to watch it.

And on that note, I'm off to enjoy the game. And a beer or five. Have fun you crazy kids! :drunk:

[Dell]

You're not fat you just wear big panties.

queue 70's Show "big panties" scene...my wife said that all girls wore them at least once a month in the 70's or if you had an over oppressive mom or dad

based on the ibang picture the other day...I guess sans panties is the way the young ladies handle that now a days

[Misteriosa]

So first I'm old, and now I'm fat? I'm very close to a "y*ur M*m's b*x" over here.
stop
I can personally attest to the fact that neither of those things are true. You stay right where you are, Missy! :happy:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/063a9827c74ae4ab7e19eeef8f77a50f/tumblr_mitj56qoaU1s6qui1o1_500.gif
I know you are young and smoking hot - don't pay attention to the haters

i can confirm this.

[jennysmurf]

Oh just stop it all of you. Today, I'm taking my friend to Ocean Beach--and no that's not a euphemism for anything, you silly billies. I'll check in later.:bye:

[deliciousV]

Oh just stop it all of you. Today, I'm taking my friend to Ocean Beach--and no that's not a euphemism for anything, you silly billies. I'll check in later.:bye:

definitely a euphemism, I had no idea Jenny swung that way.

[sailor]

They should do an AFRO lifeboat.

[realmenhatelife]

They should do a best worst movies lifeboat.

[sailor]

They should do a best worst movies lifeboat.

Do it up!

[sailor]

Four horsemen of the apocalypse lifeboat.

[LeedsJr]

definitely a euphemism, I had no idea Jenny swung that way.


That's hot.

1-0 Mets.

[Warren Peace]

They should do an AFRO lifeboat.

They should do an ex-R&F producers lifeboat.

[Misteriosa]

They should do an AFRO lifeboat.

we all know they would make fez swim :rolleyes:

[LeedsJr]

They should do an ex-R&F producers lifeboat.


Al Dukes and Billy Staples are safe.

[deliciousV]

That's hot.

1-0 Mets.

yeah, I'm watching, it's early yet and Cinci has some big bats

[realmenhatelife]

Girls of .net listening thread life boat. You're voting on which one of them gets two arm rests.





Ha, the search for one eyed jimmy, I'm the only other person that ever brings up that movie.

[realmenhatelife]

we all know they would make fez swim :rolleyes:

I get the feeling he's more of a sink kinda guy.

[hanso]

yeah, I'm watching, it's early yet and Cinci has some big bats

is jay bruce coming up?

[sailor]

Al Dukes and Billy Staples are safe.

And Dave. Need a good fourth. No one say earl.

[LeedsJr]

And Dave. Need a good fourth. No one say earl.


I'm slipping in my old age. I didn't think of Dave as a producer.

[Misteriosa]

the sounds of them snarfing down their lunch are really bothering me today. im getting sick to my stomach.

[deliciousV]

is jay bruce coming up?

eventually

[LeedsJr]

the sounds of them snarfing down their lunch are really bothering me today. im getting sick to my stomach.


Made-up problem.

Sooo glad I'm not hearing it.

[Misteriosa]

Made-up problem.

Sooo glad I'm not hearing it.

well i turned off the show until i think my made up problems are finished eating their lunches. :dry:

[deliciousV]

Made-up problem.

Sooo glad I'm not hearing it.

2-1, Votto homer!

[LeedsJr]

2-1, Votto homer!

Sigh. Knowing this team, that's probably the ball game. These 2 kids are fun to watch pitch, though.

[deliciousV]

Sigh. Knowing this team, that's probably the ball game. These 2 kids are fun to watch pitch, though.

been some solid defensive plays in this game, from both teams

[LeedsJr]

been some solid defensive plays in this game, from both teams


Yep. Wright robbed somebody, then got robbed.

[Misteriosa]

its breaking on cnn now

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/22/world/europe/uk-london-attack/index.html

Soldier killed in attack near London barracks, lawmaker says

[realmenhatelife]

2-1, Votto homer!

Votto is such a monster.

[Misteriosa]

here is another link to the story:

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/europe/2013/05/2013522171012368683.html

'Soldier' killed near London army barracks

-Man reportedly beheaded in southeast London, in what police say may be a politically motivated attack.-

One person has died and at least two people have been wounded in an attack near a military training barracks in London, officials say.

Witnesses said the man was hacked to death with a machete-style knife in the Woolwich district in the southeast of the British capital on Wednesday.

Media reports said the victim was a serving British soldier.

While details were scant, Prime Minister David Cameron called an emergency meeting of his government's emergency COBRA security committee in response to the attack.

Police would not comment immediately on whether the incident appeared to be terror-related.

Home Secretary Theresa May confirmed that one person had been "brutally murdered" and said two other men were shot by armed police and were receiving treatment for their injuries.

"This is a sickening and barbaric attack," she said.

Al Jazeera's Laurence Lee, reporting from the scene, said witnesses said had come out of a car wit a machete and a gun and started to chop the man into pieces.

ITV news network broadcast footage of an African man carrying a blooded machete.

Britain's Ministry of Defence said it was urgently investigating reports that a serving soldier was involved in the incident.

Security was tightened in the area immediately after the incident. Helicopters hovered above and nearby roads were sealed off by the police.

[Gutter]

Seriously, can we just bomb these fucking people off the face of the earth? every single one of these extremist fucks who think the whole world should opperate under thier ridiculously radical stone age ideals should just be dragged out into the street and shot in the fucking face because that's what they want to do to all of us.

how does someone get be-headed in public view of hundreds of people? None of this makes sense and I think i'm going to be sick. fuck these extremist muslims. murder them all.

[sailor]

Glad it's only suspected terrorism.

[Dell]

And Dave. Need a good fourth. No one say earl.

Hicks?


edit: "Past"...Earl

[sailor]

Hicks?

"Ex" or he'd undoubtedly be there.

[realmenhatelife]

Tan mom sounds like a drag queen.

[Dell]

"Ex" or he'd undoubtedly be there.


caught that late...Earl then

[sailor]

caught that late...Earl then

Ha! No, totally should be earl, but he'd get like 95%+

Maybe make it past/present and add hicks?

[Dell]

SHARK...poor Fez

[LeedsJr]

SHARK...poor Fez


I know it makes me a terrible person around here, but I'm pretty fucking far past "poor Fez" at this point.

[Dell]

I was in a meeting for 90 minutes...did I miss the catty moment, by Fez Marie?

[Misteriosa]

"oh great. they can build 2 or three houses with that."

was ron really just snarking on durant for "only" giving $1 mil to okc? :unsure:

[Dell]

I know it makes me a terrible person around here, but I'm pretty fucking far past "poor Fez" at this point.

you are far from the only frustrated fan...bringing no value to the show is only slightly better than the anger he most recently brought and a far cry from the funny we all miss

[LeedsJr]

"oh great. they can build 2 or three houses with that."

was ron really just snarking on durant for "only" giving $1 mil to okc? :unsure:


Sometimes "too cool for the room" just means "giant douchebag".

[Dell]

Sometimes "too cool for the room" just means "giant douchbage".

whoa...is that French for "douche bag"?

edit: $1M will build quite a few ranchers in Oklahoma or a couple mansions for the rich

[LeedsJr]

whoa...is that French for "douche bag"?

Damnit, caught me before I edited. And I still got it wrong. I need another beer!

[Misteriosa]

Sometimes "too cool for the room" just means "giant douchbage".

the guy wasnt even looking for attention. he donated the money quietly. it was the red cross that publicized it.

[realmenhatelife]

"oh great. they can build 2 or three houses with that."

was ron really just snarking on durant for "only" giving $1 mil to okc? :unsure:

It would've been the king move to tag it with how if a tornado hit manhattan Durant would just be replacing someones foyer.

[hanso]

I was in a meeting for 90 minutes...did I miss the catty moment, by Fez Marie?

230 sharp has come and gone. If he does it now he will Prob. get cut off.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm also sure they have insurance and government aid to rebuild stuff like that, I imagine the red cross would be supplying temporary housing, medicine, food, water and other essentials.

[Misteriosa]

later, buddays :o

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