Ron and Fez listening Thread 5/29/13 - I've seen the signs

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Your dreams aint got nothin to do with mine.

New Oblivians record, cant wait for the tour.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :o

[realmenhatelife]

b-girl

[realmenhatelife]

Elliot Smith I think? What movie was this in, Magnolia?

[realmenhatelife]

Or is it that other guy, whats his face, michael Penn?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I'm guessing John Brian...:dry:

[Misteriosa]

that song felt more like a lullaby. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/37.gif

[realmenhatelife]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I'm guessing John Brian...:dry:

You were correct, but I was fine in spirit.

[realmenhatelife]

And it was in Punch drunk Love, so partial credit to me.

[LeedsJr]

that song felt more like a lullaby. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/37.gif


Mmm-hmmm... :sleep:

[realmenhatelife]

But here's the conundrum: no fan boys and now new season and no cult following for Arrested Development.

[LeedsJr]

This new intern class has GOT to be better than the last one.

[Misteriosa]

Caller: I have a friend who is a good guy, even though he's black.

i know that caller was a troll, but come on... :down:

[Gutter]

Hey buddays. Why the hell is my sirius internet player always 8 mins behind? seems like it should be closer to live than anything else no?

[LeedsJr]

i know that caller was a troll, but come on... :down:

Forget it, the entire call was idiotic. :wacko:

[Misteriosa]

in "after earth", will and jayden supposed to be father and son, not clones.

[realmenhatelife]

It's a little too gross for me.

[LeedsJr]

It's a little too gross for me.

What's that, Ron's constant wheezing, grunting, and lip-smacking? :tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

I knew a girl whose Mom tried to get with her husband's dad. It nearly happened, it's a good thing it didn't because that marriage fell apart hard.

[sailor]

i know that caller was a troll, but come on... :down:

One of my best friends in eighth grade wrote almost that exact thing in my graduation book. Meant it in a good way, I suppose, but it crushed me.

[Misteriosa]

One of my best friends in eighth grade wrote almost that exact thing in my graduation book. Meant it in a good way, I suppose, but it crushed me.

yeah... its crazy how many times people are totally fine saying crappy things about minorities, and when they realize you're in the room, they try to smooth it over with a "but not you, of course. you're one of the good ones." like thats gonna wipe the fucked up shit that was just said away :down:

[Gutter]

This version of The Aristocrats really sucks.

[sailor]

yeah... its crazy how many times people are totally fine saying crappy things about minorities, and when they realize you're in the room, they try to smooth it over with a "but not you, of course. you're one of the good ones." like thats gonna wipe the fucked up shit that was just said away :down:

Fuck, it's 28 years later and just thinking about it brought depression back. :(

[realmenhatelife]

yeah... its crazy how many times people are totally fine saying crappy things about minorities, and when they realize you're in the room, they try to smooth it over with a "but not you, of course. you're one of the good ones." like thats gonna wipe the fucked up shit that was just said away :down:

I got you a girlie T that says "uppity." No good?

[Misteriosa]

I got you a girlie T that says "uppity." No good?

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

[realmenhatelife]

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

But one of the good ones.

[realmenhatelife]

I was reading how they used CGI to add body double lower torsos to the actors having sex in Nymphomania, so you can see Shia Labeuf not really having sex with that french woman.

[Dell]

I was reading how they used CGI to add body double lower torsos to the actors having sex in Nymphomania, so you can see Shia Labeuf not really having sex with that french woman.

wonder which actress was Shia's vagina double...:happy:

[realmenhatelife]

Strawberry Kareem, ha thats not bad fez.

[deliciousV]

I was reading how they used CGI to add body double lower torsos to the actors having sex in Nymphomania, so you can see Shia Labeuf not really having sex with that french woman.

I thought they announced last year that he was gonna play it out for real?

[realmenhatelife]

I have step sisters that I never lived with and even that's too much for me to find them even remotely attractive, I know too much about them and I only ever hear about the bad shit they've done.

[Gutter]

Where the hell is Cbob when you need him?

[Dell]

Where the hell is Cbob when you need him?

I'm on delay...they talking about farm animals now?

[Misteriosa]

I have step sisters that I never lived with and even that's too much for me to find them even remotely attractive, I know too much about them and I only ever hear about the bad shit they've done.

so you're saying that they're bad bitches? :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

Where the hell is Cbob when you need him?

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

so you're saying that they're bad bitches? :tongue:

Not in the "That Lara Croft is a bad bitch" way more in the "Amy did a bait and switch with the TV they all bought their dad for Christmas and pocketed the extra cash she collected from her sisters and Erica is back on Oxy."

Shit I just realized I cant remember all of their names right now.

[Gutter]

I'm on delay...they talking about farm animals now?

Well now i'm really confused.....Sailor is black? Dell is Cbob? what the fuck is going on today?

[Gutter]

One of my best friends in eighth grade wrote almost that exact thing in my graduation book. Meant it in a good way, I suppose, but it crushed me.

dude, we've met in person.....you aren't black.

[Dell]

Well now i'm really confused.....Sailor is black? Dell is Cbob? what the fuck is going on today?

Leeds is RMHL, HRJ, and that sports guy...now, you are caught up

[Misteriosa]

Not in the "That Lara Croft is a bad bitch" way more in the "Amy did a bait and switch with the TV they all bought their dad for Christmas and pocketed the extra cash she collected from her sisters and Erica is back on Oxy."

Shit I just realized I cant remember all of their names right now.

north, west, east, to the fucking south... http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/22.gif

[Gutter]

Leeds is RMHL, HRJ, and that sports guy...now, you are caught up

I feel like I just took the red pill.

[realmenhatelife]

north, west, east, to the fucking south... http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/22.gif

Everybody point em out

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[realmenhatelife]

Ha, this kids voice, they cant get an intern with a regular voice. I'll bet he looks like Gary Ganoo

[Dell]

Ha, this kids voice, they cant get an intern with a regular voice. I'll bet he looks like Gary Ganoo

see Gutter...I told you RMHL was a Leeds board character (he cannot contain the intern voice hatred)

[Lemieux66]

This is what you all get for bitching about Popcorn's voice every day.

[Gutter]

see Gutter...I told you RMHL was a Leeds board character (he cannot contain the intern voice hatred)

so you're telling me the original hipster is just a farce? that is so hipster.....meta hipster even. crazy.

[Recyclerz]

Ha, this kids voice, they cant get an intern with a regular voice. I'll bet he looks like Gary Ganoo

Shelby sounds like the original Kokomo Joe after he opened a time capsule and found a stash of quaaludes.

[realmenhatelife]

This guy has a normal voice, he kindof sounds like Rob Cross.

[LeedsJr]

so you're telling me the original hipster is just a farce? that is so hipster.....meta hipster even. crazy.

Don't listen to him! :furious:

BTW, I'm a Shelby fan so far. Good Kokomo style dry sense of humor. :thumbup:

[Gutter]

yea, this shelby kid has potential.

[realmenhatelife]

Kevin Kolb is worthless. Didn't have Westbrook though, Westbrook has been gone for years.

[LeedsJr]

This guy has a normal voice, he kindof sounds like Rob Cross.

He does! And his name is "Bob". Coincidence?? :wacko:

[LeedsJr]

Hah! He's a Romo fan!! :lol:

[Gutter]

dear lord....another one of these cowboy fan from jersey chuckle head. leftover 90's front runners the whole lot of em. I do love though how long it is taking the entire cowboys organization to realize the Tony Romo is just a dog shit QB.

[realmenhatelife]

Kevin Spacey

[Dell]

Hah! He's a Romo fan!! :lol:

I'm a Romo fan...I hope the cowboys start him for the next fifteen years!

(btw, are you calling in today?)

[LeedsJr]

Kevin Spacey

YOU'RE Kevin Spacey!

[Gutter]

I'm a Romo fan...I hope the cowboys start him for the next fifteen years!

(btw, are you calling in today?)

ok...let me ask you this. HOW? How is any cowboys fan also a fan of Tony Romo?

[Chigworthy]

Ice T

[LeedsJr]

I'm a Romo fan...I hope the cowboys start him for the next fifteen years!

(btw, are you calling in today?)


I have never called in!! :furious:

And, yeah, the Cowboys can start Romo for as long as they like. :tongue:


And I'm pretty sure Kevin Spacey has done Broadway.

[LeedsJr]

ok...let me ask you this. HOW? How is any cowboys fan also a fan of Tony Romo?

I think Dell is a Redskins fan. :wink:

[Dell]

ok...let me ask you this. HOW? How is any cowboys fan also a fan of Tony Romo?

I HATE the Cowboys...lifelong Redskins fan and Romo provided some wonderful highlights over the years

I'm leading the "Romo, quarterback for life" campaign...

[LeedsJr]

Ice T

I'd love some! :tongue:

[Dell]

I'd love some! :tongue:

ewwww...

[hanso]

shelby could go on jerry springer as progeria kid

[Gutter]

I HATE the Cowboys...lifelong Redskins fan and Romo provided some wonderful highlights over the years

I'm leading the "Romo, quarterback for life" campaign...

well that makes sense....I'm a Giants fan, so i'm the same way, but there are so many Cowboy fans that still love Romo. I don't get it.

[jennysmurf]

One of my best friends in eighth grade wrote almost that exact thing in my graduation book. Meant it in a good way, I suppose, but it crushed me.

You're black?

[LeedsJr]

ewwww...

Who doesn't like iced tea? :happy:

[Gutter]

Hank Azaria.

[LeedsJr]

well that makes sense....I'm a Giants fan, so i'm the same way, but there are so many Cowboy fans that still love Romo. I don't get it.

They're Cowboys fans. They're dumbasses. Duh. :smile:

[Dell]

You're black?

you are so insensitive...I suggest you back read some of Misti's posts

[Chigworthy]

Hank Azaria was in the Rhyme Syndicate

[Gutter]

You're black?

jenny, I'm so confused by the comments today....its a mess. my head sploded a while ago and i'm trying to pick up the pieces like Vincent Vega.

[LeedsJr]

jenny, I'm so confused by the comments today....its a mess. my head sploded a while ago and i'm trying to pick up the pieces like Vincent Vega.

Is that a euphemism for something? :lol:

[jennysmurf]

jenny, I'm so confused by the comments today....its a mess. my head sploded a while ago and i'm trying to pick up the pieces like Vincent Vega.

Right? This delay has me all cray.

[jennysmurf]

Is that a euphemism for something? :lol:

:tongue: You're a euphemism.

[Dell]

:tongue: You're a euphemism.

I have your...n/m

[Gutter]

Was what a euphemism?

[Misteriosa]

i just tuned in again. who is this kid? he sounds like a baby fez :blink:

[Dell]

Was what a euphemism?

"dropping the girls at the pool"..."taking a friend to Alcatraz"


between the metaphors, analogies and euphemisms...communicating with Jenny is like taking a comprehension exam

[LeedsJr]

i just tuned in again. who is this kid? he sounds like a baby fez :blink:

New intern, Shelby. Lots of potential.

[LeedsJr]

"dropping the girls at the pool"..."taking a friend to Alcatraz"


between the metaphors, analogies and euphemisms...communicating with Jenny is like taking a comprehension exam

Euphemism? :laugh:

[Gutter]

"dropping the girls at the pool"..."taking a friend to Alcatraz"


between the metaphors, analogies and euphemisms...communicating with Jenny is like taking a comprehension exam

I was just making a Pulp Fiction joke.

[Misteriosa]

Is that a euphemism for something? :lol:

srsly... :unsure:

http://jumbossellout.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kleenex.jpg

[LeedsJr]

I was just making a Pulp Fiction joke.


Now THAT sounds like a euphemism! :lol:

[Misteriosa]

this girl sounds like she's reading a book report she copied off the internet. :o

[LeedsJr]

this girl sounds like she's reading a book report she copied off the internet. :o

Is that a eu... Never mind. Even I'm getting tired of it.

[Gutter]

this girl sounds like she's reading a book report she copied off the internet. :o

shelby is a dude. Or are we not assigning genders to anyone today? hehehehe

[LeedsJr]

When, exactly, did every girl on the fucking planet decide to speak with that stupid vocal fry affectation? :wallbash:

[jennysmurf]

I finally figured out who I think the new intern sounds like...Jay Baruchel

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM5MjY0MzU0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTE0NDA2NA@@._ V1._SY314_CR8,0,214,314_.jpg

[sailor]

dude, we've met in person.....you aren't black.

Everyone else was.

[Misteriosa]

When, exactly, did every girl on the fucking planet decide to speak with that stupid vocal fry affectation? :wallbash:

when someone somewhere decided to say it was sexy.


and "bunda" is brazilian portuguese slang for ass.

[LeedsJr]

1. when someone somewhere decided to say it was sexy.


2. and "bunda" is brazilian portuguese slang for ass.


1. It's not. At all.

2. Ohh-kay. Thanks? :unsure:

[sailor]

You're black?

Almost the same thing, I typed.

[realmenhatelife]

Cartoon porn cats, you say?

[jennysmurf]

Everyone else was.

Gutter's black?

[realmenhatelife]

Can we somehow combine bunda katochan or whatever it's called?

[LeedsJr]

Since people have mentioned I complain about the show a lot, I feel compelled to say that it has been really damn funny today. :lol:

Shelby card holder #1! :thumbup:

[sailor]

Gutter's black?

Only if he went to my school and isn't me.

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56241

If you could make link, that would be swell.

[LeedsJr]

Pepper's porn descriptions are absolutely cracking me up. :lol:

[Dell]

Since people have mentioned I complain about the show a lot, I feel compelled to say that it has been really damn funny today. :lol:

Shelby card holder #1! :thumbup:



try to stay in character...some of us are easily confused

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "No, I'm banging one of those cats for a thousand bucks. Let's get that straight." :lol:

[LeedsJr]

And PaulO is coming up?

This is easily show of the year so far!

[jennysmurf]

And PaulO is coming up?

This is easily show of the year so far!

Yay for a PaulO call! I am going to get no work done today.

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, Did Jimmy really ask Jeffrey Tambor what "There's always money in the banana stand?" was from?

[Misteriosa]

ok kids.. time for lunch :o

[realmenhatelife]

ok kids.. time for lunch :o

Peanut butter and Jelly on saltines?

[Gutter]

Wow, Did Jimmy really ask Jeffrey Tambor what "There's always money in the banana stand?" was from?

he sure did. it was a brutal interview with everyone involved. Tambor didn't recognize the song from so sitcom he did ages ago when they brought him in, Jimmy knows less than nothing about Arrested Development....it was rough.

[Lemieux66]

Wow, Did Jimmy really ask Jeffrey Tambor what "There's always money in the banana stand?" was from?

Yep. But a fucking LOT of people didn't watch AD. It's not like he asked what "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" is from.

[LeedsJr]

Peanut butter and Jelly on saltines?


Fuckin' starvin' now.

Actually, I think I'm thirsty. I believe I'll enjoy the PaulO zaniness, then go quaff a tasty beverage or three while Ron interviews the obscure guitar guy. :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Yep. But a fucking LOT of people didn't watch AD. It's not like he asked what "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" is from.

Like they said, it was from Patrices episode.

[Lemieux66]

Like they said, it was from Patrices episode.

Jimmy didn't even watch his own episode of Louie.

[sailor]

Like they said, it was from Patrices episode.

He was very upfront about not having watched the show, I thought.

[Warren Peace]

Death by Twink....that's not a bad band name

[Gutter]

Death by Twink....that's not a bad band name

way too college radio.

[Warren Peace]

way too college radio.

let RMHL be the judge of that..

[Gutter]

I think Fez is subconciously taking mushrooms all the time. He thinks he's eating shitake, but really, he's eating cow shitake. it explains his discomfort in and out of his home, fear of the subway, non-sensical rants about the deer population, his pretend gayness, and his dramatic mood swings.

I've cracked the code...Fez is on psychadelic mushrooms ALL THE TIME, and he doesn't know it.

[Gutter]

let RMHL be the judge of that..

fair enough.

[deliciousV]

And PaulO is coming up?

This is easily show of the year so far!

Look how happy Leeds is! I'm starting to think he's Molly too.

[Warren Peace]

Fez wants Ron so, so bad.

[LeedsJr]

Pepper: "I've never cared about nutrition."

Ron: "You're kidding."

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

Look how happy Leeds is! I'm starting to think he's Molly too.


The show has been so good today I haven't even gone to the pub.

Yet. :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

let RMHL be the judge of that..

:laugh:

[Recyclerz]

"A stranger is just someone who hasn't beaten you up yet."

:clap:

[deliciousV]

Yay for a PaulO call! I am going to get no work done today.


If you sent them chilren off to school with clean clothes and clean bottoms, job well done, take some time for yourself.

[Chigworthy]

Fez's ego is so wrapped up in being different from everyone. Everyone else got past this in high school.

[deliciousV]

The show has been so good today I haven't even gone to the pub.

Yet. :drunk:

i brought a flask and a cooler to the beach, havent missed a minute, it has been a good show

[sailor]

Lay off the bad quoting!

[LeedsJr]

i brought a flask and a cooler to the beach, havent missed a minute, it has been a good show

Taking Friday off for my birfday. Supposed to be in the mid-80's. This sounds like a fine idea. :drunk:

[deliciousV]

Lay off the bad quoting!


Fix the board, I did nothing different than I ever do, it just fucked up on its own.

[jennysmurf]

If you sent them chilren off to school with clean clothes and clean bottoms, job well done, take some time for yourself.

Thanks, DelV. You are my PaulO.

[deliciousV]

Thanks, DelV. You are my PaulO.


And you did threaten some mean ball heaving kids toting cane poles.

[LeedsJr]

Cheers, buddays! :drunk:

[Dell]

i brought a flask and a cooler to the beach, havent missed a minute, it has been a good show

which one is for outgoing...:blink:

[deliciousV]

which one is for outgoing...:blink:


The entire Atlantic Ocean

[Dell]

The entire Atlantic Ocean

if you pee in the Atlantic Ocean and your feet are on dry sand...you may have had enough to drink

[thepaulo]

Thanks, DelV. You are my PaulO.

Delv can't be your PaulO. I'm your PaulO!

[realmenhatelife]

Is Lickity Split sexual in origin?

[sailor]

Fix the board, I did nothing different than I ever do, it just fucked up on its own.

Nuh-uh, you deleted a ]

[deliciousV]

if you pee in the Atlantic Ocean and your feet are on dry sand...you may have had enough to drink

Not that far gone, I'm enjoying some time in the cool water, then warm water, then cool again. Ahh, that's better

[jennysmurf]

Delv can't be your PaulO. I'm your PaulO!

Okay, okay, you're my PaulO. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

And you did threaten some mean ball heaving kids toting cane poles.

They had it coming. Rotten kids and their nonsense....

[thepaulo]

Okay, okay, you're my PaulO. :happy:

:clap:

[Gutter]

this randolph guys music sounds like Lenny Kravitz.....or is it Kravitz that sounds like Rudolph?

[deliciousV]

Nuh-uh, you deleted a ]


Huh, well I didn't mean to. I'm drinking at the beach trying to post thru the glare on a phone, seems like you could cut me a break.

[Gutter]

They had it coming. Rotten kids and their nonsense....

I kicked a toddler down the escalator yesterday. I mean, really....walk left, stand right. ya know?

[deliciousV]

Okay, okay, you're my PaulO. :happy:

Damn it!!

[Dell]

Huh, well I didn't mean to. I'm drinking at the beach trying to post thru the glare on a phone, seems like you could cut me a break.

some people won't give you an ounce of slack...https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk8bwzks7Vm-Q2gDhg0XeHdAyNDSd9RVE1jwOftY3IXbOODTjm9w

[CountryBob]

Where the hell is Cbob when you need him?
Oh aaaaayyyy

[jennysmurf]

Damn it!!

You can be the wind beneath my wings, how about that?

[Gutter]

Oh aaaaayyyy

ah....there was a conversation about incest porn earlier. could have used your expertise.

[Dell]

You can be the wind beneath my wings, how about that?

you may want to hold your breath...

[sailor]

some people won't give you an ounce of slack...https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk8bwzks7Vm-Q2gDhg0XeHdAyNDSd9RVE1jwOftY3IXbOODTjm9w


DelV is a fez?

[deliciousV]

you may want to hold your breath...



Seriously, my wife already calls me the wind beneath her sheets

[deliciousV]

DelV is a fez?


No I am not! I have references who saw me not be.

[sailor]

No I am not! I have references who saw me not be.

Should sue dell for some defamation right there.

[jennysmurf]

It was a fun show today, let's do it again tomorrow, okay? Got to leave a teeny bit early....:bye:

[Dell]

Should sue dell for some defamation right there.

like his references could be called into a court of law...

[Dell]

It was a fun show today, let's do it again tomorrow, okay? Got to leave a teeny bit early....:bye:

take thee ole pimp hand to those cane pole kids...have a good one

[Misteriosa]

there are some ronald mcdonald houses by the winnie palmer children's hospital in orlando. they are RIGHT on the hospital grounds and look very homey. your kid must be doing pretty poorly to be given housing basically on the hospital grounds.

[deliciousV]

like his references could be called into a court of law...

The only one who's last name I can remember is my wife, but she'd make a hell of a witness, if I can sober her up.

[CountryBob]

ah....there was a conversation about incest porn earlier. could have used your expertise.

I say do it if you get the chance

[jennysmurf]

The only one who's last name I can remember is my wife, but she'd make a hell of a witness, if I can sober her up.

Buncha drunken beach bums....

[deliciousV]

Buncha drunken beach bums....

you say that like it's a bad thing

[jennysmurf]

you say that like it's a bad thing

I speak from jealousy. :down: Guess I'll go pick the kids up from school now.....

[Dell]

I speak from jealousy. :down: Guess I'll go pick the kids up from school now.....

hmmmm...that one is a stumper

[sailor]

hmmmm...that one is a stumper

Niche German porn.

[jennysmurf]

hmmmm...that one is a stumper

Niche German porn.

Both of you need a time out.:nono: