Ron & Fez Listening Thread 05.31.2013...Old School Funk

[Dell]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
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Call in! Don't suck.

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[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Jeepers, the morning is flying, I havent gotten anything done either.

[spoon]

jinx

[sailor]

Fight!

[realmenhatelife]

Well fuck me running, got me by a minute. Merge my sorry ass, mods.



Philadelphia just approved what is being called the 'doomsday' school budget, which eliminates assistant principles, guidance counselors, arts and athletics. The reporter on the morning news had the balls to editorialize it saying "this budget is bigger than such and such cities, and still they wants more..." Like when did we become people that resent the younger generation for having the same shit we had?

[spoon]

jinx

[Misteriosa]

merged :o

[sailor]

merged :o

His sorry ass?

[realmenhatelife]

His sorry ass?

Oh she dreams about it.

[Misteriosa]

His sorry ass?

Oh she dreams about it.

:furious:...

:unsure:...

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[realmenhatelife]

:furious:...

:unsure:...

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Ha

[Dell]

Well fuck me running, got me by a minute. Merge my sorry ass, mods.



Philadelphia just approved what is being called the 'doomsday' school budget, which eliminates assistant principles, guidance counselors, arts and athletics. The reporter on the morning news had the balls to editorialize it saying "this budget is bigger than such and such cities, and still they wants more..." Like when did we become people that resent the younger generation for having the same shit we had?

Philly is one of many cities going the wrong way with their cuts...my wife is an educator in Hampton, VA and they create positions two and three positions removed from students and cut those positions that directly impact the students

[Gutter]

hey buds. listening live today.

[realmenhatelife]

Philly is one of many cities going the wrong way with their cuts...my wife is an educator in Hampton, VA and they create positions two and three positions removed from students and cut those positions that directly impact the students

It bums me out because then crime and shit will go up, when you've already got a problem with drugs and youth mobs in the city, then they'll spend more money on cops. Meanwhile they're going to bend over backwards for fracking.



Does Ron know all offices basically work on 4 day weeks during the summer? Mine does anyway.

[Misteriosa]

hey buds. listening live today.

hey budday :-)

[Dell]

hey buds. listening live today.

me too...hit a pattern of sleeping every other night, so I have my eight hours (plus) in already!

however...a nap may interrupt my listening

[Misteriosa]

It bums me out because then crime and shit will go up, when you've already got a problem with drugs and youth mobs in the city, then they'll spend more money on cops. Meanwhile they're going to bend over backwards for fracking.

Does Ron know all offices basically work on 4 day weeks during the summer? Mine does anyway.

its all part of the school - to - prison pipeline :o

[Dell]

hey buds. listening live today.

can you believe that Fez put The Man Who Knew Too Little above Ghostbusters for Bill Murray movies...what a joke

[realmenhatelife]

its all part of the school - to - prison pipeline :o

They could atleast build a prison in the city and keep some of those guard/parole jobs around and help themselves with wage taxes.

[Gutter]

hey budday :-)

:bye:

[Gutter]

can you believe that Fez put The Man Who Knew Too Little above Ghostbusters for Bill Murray movies...what a joke

Inconceivable!

[OneEyeJack]

I once saw a baby Hitler costumer in times square

[realmenhatelife]

I dont like the deaf guy hands you something for a suggested donation of $2.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm surprised/not surprised that they havent talked at all about David Mamet's two daughters failing to raise 32k on kickstarter to make a music video for their extremely casual music project which features one of them playing banjo and the other playing 'body percussion.' It's been on their story mining sites.

[Misteriosa]

they dont have to use frogs ron. arent wooly mammoths like elephants or something? if they can clone sheep, why not mammoths? elephants have hair, etc.

[Misteriosa]

I dont like the deaf guy hands you something for a suggested donation of $2.

^^ and usually its a crappy item too thats been handled by a bunch of other people before you... blech

[realmenhatelife]

they dont have to use frogs ron. arent wooly mammoths like elephants or something? if they can clone sheep, why not mammoths? elephants have hair, etc.

He's working off of Jurrasic Park knowledge.

[sailor]

Inconceivable!

He's not even in that movie.

[realmenhatelife]

^^ and usually its a crappy item too thats been handled by a bunch of other people before you... blech

Thats what grosses me out, it just feels like hot germs. The last time I was in an ice cream parlor a deaf guy was walking around leaving friendship bracelets on the tables for people and I picked it up before I registered what was going on.

Zwahlens Ice Cream :thumbup:

[sailor]

Thats what grosses me out, it just feels like hot germs. The last time I was in an ice cream parlor a deaf guy was walking around leaving friendship bracelets on the tables for people and I picked it up before I registered what was going on.

Zwahlens Ice Cream :thumbup:

Eh, you touch the table and seat there. No difference.

[realmenhatelife]

Eh, you touch the table and seat there. No difference.

I touch the seat with my ass, and the table with my elbows. The tables are also periodically wiped down, I'll bet a hell of a lot more often than most peoples hands. Hands are dirty.

I also throw out pens when people borrow them/grab them without asking. Something about it I dont like.

[sailor]

I touch the seat with my ass, and the table with my elbows. The tables are also periodically wiped down, I'll bet a hell of a lot more often than most peoples hands. Hands are dirty.

I also throw out pens when people borrow them/grab them without asking. Something about it I dont like.

Then doorknobs, etc. You're kooky like mojo was.

[realmenhatelife]

Then doorknobs, etc. You're kooky like mojo was.

Well a deaf guy doesn't want $2 to give me doorknob germs.

[Rhah]

Hello. What goes on in here?

[realmenhatelife]

I'm almost positive I've seen commercials that atleast implied an interracial family. I know I've seen interracial couples.

[Misteriosa]

Hello. What goes on in here?

hey there, guy :bye:

[Dell]

I touch the seat with my ass, and the table with my elbows. The tables are also periodically wiped down, I'll bet a hell of a lot more often than most peoples hands. Hands are dirty.

I also throw out pens when people borrow them/grab them without asking. Something about it I dont like.

I didn't know hipsters were germaphobes...alrighty then

[Dell]

Hello. What goes on in here?

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN...welcome back

[Gutter]

He's not even in that movie.

he would have been if he didn't get left on the cutting room floor.

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't know hipsters were germaphobes...alrighty then

I only like bacteria in goat cheese and greek yogurt.



I'm actually not concerned about it, but it's like touchng something slimy or clammy for me. Just gross but I dont purell or anything.

[Dell]

he would have been if he didn't get left on the cutting room floor.

you have both lost me...I knew a screwdriver morning after zero sleep was a bad idea

[sailor]

I only like bacteria in goat cheese and greek yogurt.



I'm actually not concerned about it, but it's like touchng something slimy or clammy for me. Just gross but I dont purell or anything.

Note how he doesn't even fight the hipster label anymore.

[jennysmurf]

Inconceivable!

He's not even in that movie.

you have both lost me...I knew a screwdriver morning after zero sleep was a bad idea

Does this help?

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/inconceivable.jpg

[Gutter]

Note how he doesn't even fight the hipster label anymore.

Soon he'll be talking openly about having to go do some nasal cleaning with his handmade ceramic Neti Pot.

[realmenhatelife]

Note how he doesn't even fight the hipster label anymore.

I think saying you're not a hipster is probably one of the more hipstery things people say.

[sailor]

I think saying you're not a hipster is probably one of the more hipstery things people say.

That's some joseph heller shit right there.

[Dell]

what They Do...

[Rhah]

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN...welcome back

Thanks. I was listening to some dumb Chicago sports radio during work lately... and ever since Wings/Hawks hockey, I've been pissed off listening to it.

[hanso]

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Hope this guy comes on the show today

[hanso]

The deaf one is about the only ones I will fork out for.

[realmenhatelife]

That's some joseph heller shit right there.

Major Major Major Major

[jennysmurf]

The deaf one is about the only ones I will fork out for.

You are super-sailoring, aren't you?

[jennysmurf]

Major Major Major Major

That's too many majors!!!

[realmenhatelife]

I know it's a cliche to not like Jerry Lewis, but I really have never seen him do anything funny.

[hanso]

You are super-sailoring, aren't you?

never heard it on show, just responed to what was on same page

[CountryBob]

What up ronandfezinacs?

[jennysmurf]

I know it's a cliche to not like Jerry Lewis, but I really have never seen him do anything funny.

He annoys me muchly. I tried to watch some of their stuff after reading a book about them, but I just couldn't like it.

[jennysmurf]

never heard it on show, just responed to what was on same page

We're never on the same page.

[realmenhatelife]

They're throwing to unmast now? Is this when Lonely Island is scheduled?

[jennysmurf]

This is where I first became familiar with Abbot and Costello..

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[realmenhatelife]

They should reboot them:

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[realmenhatelife]

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[Dell]

We're never on the same page.

same thread?..same book?

[Dell]

unmast killed the listening thread...the listening thread...the listening thread

:thumbdown:

[sailor]

This interns theory with twins is moronic. If the same couple have two kids they're not identical, let alone if they were from two sets of twin parents. (From way back in the show)

[Gutter]

What up ronandfezinacs?

have you been listening to the Marc Maron WTF podcast lately?

[sailor]

That's too many majors!!!

No, he got promoted.

[realmenhatelife]

I really dont mind sitting outside in the heat, it's when I come back in and my underwear is all up my ass that I hate.

[deliciousV]

unmast killed the listening thread...the listening thread...the listening thread

:thumbdown:

it was actually a damn funny Unmasked, it just inspired no real comments from me.

[realmenhatelife]

it was actually a damn funny Unmasked, it just inspired no real comments from me.

Yeah he was funny, basically just doing a lot of schtick. He would barely let Ron ask him anything serious. Poor Ron kept trying to bring up Hank Kingsly.

[deliciousV]

Yeah he was funny, basically just doing a lot of schtick. He would barely let Ron ask him anything serious. Poor Ron kept trying to bring up Hank Kingsly.

it was fun listening to someone take the control away from Ron, and it was fun seeing Ron adapt and still be funny, kind of a straight man for Tambor.

[hanso]

If the aliens dies from water shamalama ding dong stole that from day of the triffids

[realmenhatelife]

Would it be wrong if I married Zoe Kravitz and made her dress up like Denise Huxtable?

[hanso]

unmast killed the listening thread...the listening thread...the listening thread

:thumbdown:

it was already DOA pretty much

[hanso]

they could get shelby to translate for roland they both kinda sound same

[realmenhatelife]

When they say " he didn't forget where he came from" it usually isn't rich jewish kids that went to Tisch.

[jennysmurf]

I really dont mind sitting outside in the heat, it's when I come back in and my underwear is all up my ass that I hate.

But I bet the boys in the office love it.:wink:

[realmenhatelife]

But I bet the boys in the office love it.:wink:

Oh well all know if anyone loves something up there it's a miss s-m-u-r-f. Hearsay has proven as much.

[jimmyolsenblues]

why does ron and fez have monday off?

[jennysmurf]

Oh well all know if anyone loves something up there it's a miss s-m-u-r-f. Hearsay has proven as much.

Boys talk too much.

[deliciousV]

Would it be wrong if I married Zoe Kravitz and made her dress up like Denise Huxtable?

all women should dress like Denise Huxtable

[Gutter]

well, there goes that. sirius just upgraded to a new version of the internet player, which I can't fucking download at work because obviously I need admin rights to download anything. why the FUCK do things always have to get fucking ruined?

[jennysmurf]

well, there goes that. sirius just upgraded to a new version of the internet player, which I can't fucking download at work because obviously I need admin rights to download anything. why the FUCK do things always have to get fucking ruined?

Calm down, Gutter Hicks. Do you know a guy in I.T. who can override it for you? Or can you get the app on your phone?

[realmenhatelife]

well, there goes that. sirius just upgraded to a new version of the internet player, which I can't fucking download at work because obviously I need admin rights to download anything. why the FUCK do things always have to get fucking ruined?

I've been stuck there for months, it's bullshit. I also occasionally cant listen to stuff on youtube. I dont know why they cant just keep a bare bones version of the player running, I didn't ask for on demand or pause.

[Gutter]

Calm down, Gutter Hicks. Do you know a guy in I.T. who can override it for you? Or can you get the app on your phone?

gonna have to do the phone app. I already bring my charger to work everyday as it is, so yea....sorry. I'm cranky today. I need a beer or 16.

[jennysmurf]

gonna have to do the phone app. I already bring my charger to work everyday as it is, so yea....sorry. I'm cranky today. I need a beer or 16.

Beer and a snuggle. C'mere, you.

[Gutter]

Beer and a snuggle. C'mere, you.

:wub:

[jennysmurf]

:wub:

See? It made everything better, didn't it?

[realmenhatelife]

Single day best of, seems like we dont need a new thread.

[Misteriosa]

its just as well. i just passed by the front desk and it was a mad house. im not going to be able to hear the show with my one ear bud in.

[sailor]

They announced it before 11?

[realmenhatelife]

Everyone probably got the shooting out of their systems this weekend, so thats good news for you.

[realmenhatelife]

They announced it before 11?

On Friday, so technically yes.

[sailor]

On Friday, so technically yes.

Ah, forgot that. Was confused because they never announce when it's a last minute thing.

[sailor]

Never got the hate for this Delaware tape.

[realmenhatelife]

Never got the hate for this Delaware tape.

Ron gets really oddly aggressive about it, like the guy's dick size and her technique. It's a little creepy.

The tape is really terrible, though. Well I guess it looks exactly like what it is, bad porn where neither person really wants to be there.

[sailor]

Ron gets really oddly aggressive about it, like the guy's dick size and her technique. It's a little creepy.

The tape is really terrible, though. Well I guess it looks exactly like what it is, bad porn where neither person really wants to be there.

It's pretty generic and what those type of tapes look like.

[CountryBob]

It's not live today? Just tuned in

[hanso]

Oh sex tape, OK. wasn't sure what Delaware tape was.

[sailor]

Oh sex tape, OK. wasn't sure what Delaware tape was.

Gotta keep it vague, lest these over zealous mods twist stuff.

[hanso]

It's not live today? Just tuned in

bo show cb

[realmenhatelife]

It's pretty generic and what those type of tapes look like.

Yeah, I think they're just going for mean jokes but it's hard to talk about this without sounding wierd and creepy.

[hanso]

Sex tape is still popular term even though the the VCR was phased out years ago

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

bo r&f is better than no r&f...

[hanso]

moaning buddays...:bye:

bo r&f is better than no r&f...

Its a good one IMO & Pepper don't hold back breaks like a mad man

[sailor]

Pretty funny Ron explaining to fez he wasn't supposed to hit this guy on the bike, like fez wouldn't know this. :)

[hanso]

Slam time!



what if it was a deer? Fez would have re populated it

[Gutter]

Pretty funny Ron explaining to fez he wasn't supposed to hit this guy on the bike, like fez wouldn't know this. :)

one of the few times that Ron says something a grandmother would say to Fez instead of the other way around.

[Dell]

Pretty funny Ron explaining to fez he wasn't supposed to hit this guy on the bike, like fez wouldn't know this. :)

pretty funny but I think Ron needed to explain it to him...

[Warren Peace]

was this the first of the Paulo truthbombs regarding Fez?

[jennysmurf]

was this the first of the Paulo truthbombs regarding Fez?

Nah, it was after Christmas. PaulO had already been to NY and stayed with Fezzie before this.

[sailor]

Nah, it was after Christmas. PaulO had already been to NY and stayed with Fezzie before this.

Truthbomb!

[realmenhatelife]

Smurf, go to the Rivendell pop up store that's in San Fran this week.

[jennysmurf]

Truthbomb!

Nah, mostly smoke and mirrors.

[jennysmurf]

Smurf, go to the Rivendell pop up store that's in San Fran this week.

You can't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me!


*goes to check it out

http://www.bicycletimesmag.com/content/stop-rivendell-pop-store-san-francisco-next-week

I thought it was going to be a LOTR thing. :-(

[realmenhatelife]

You can't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me!


*goes to check it out

http://www.bicycletimesmag.com/content/stop-rivendell-pop-store-san-francisco-next-week

I thought it was going to be a LOTR thing. :-(

Well, former models do include the Quickbeam, Legolas, and Bombadil. All that stuff is out of production, though.

[Dell]

Dana is the most knowledge-impaired person I have ever heard on the radio...and yes, I've heard Rich Vos

[jennysmurf]

Well, former models do include the Quickbeam, Legolas, and Bombadil. All that stuff is out of production, though.

I was just down there on Mission yesterday, but didn't go up that far. We were going to eat at El Salvador, but they closed early, so we walked over to Valencia instead.

[realmenhatelife]

I was just down there on Mission yesterday, but didn't go up that far. We were going to eat at El Salvador, but they closed early, so we walked over to Valencia instead.

Well yeah, you gotta walk over to Valencia.

[jennysmurf]

Well yeah, you gotta walk over to Valencia.

It's where the action is.

[realmenhatelife]

It's where the action is.

The Orange District.


But if you're back in that area before the 9th and want to see some of the finest bikes in the world check it out.

[jennysmurf]

The Orange District.


But if you're back in that area before the 9th and want to see some of the finest bikes in the world check it out.

Well, they did say there would be "some free schwag," so I guess I have to.

[realmenhatelife]

Well, they did say there would be "some free schwag," so I guess I have to.

Well if you see Grant Peterson the lugs on the Roadeo are your favorite and the Tom Ritchey Fork he introduced for the 1993 Bridgestone RB-1 is the most beooootiful thing you've ever seen.

[realmenhatelife]

I spent all day yesterday with my 14 year old cousin and Daba sounds exactly like her. I wonder if I'm gonna have to take her to Cedar Point too.

[jennysmurf]

Well if you see Grant Peterson the lugs on the Roadeo are your favorite and the Tom Ritchey Fork he introduced for the 1993 Bridgestone RB-1 is the most beooootiful thing you've ever seen.

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[realmenhatelife]

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You also like the seat cluster on the Betty Foy. I'm just trying to help you out so you can get a bike boyfriend when you go there.

[sailor]

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Forks and lugs. He's talking about hungry robots or sumthin. Tss.

[spoon]

Fuck everyone for getting my hopes up that Funkman was back!

[jennysmurf]

You also like the seat cluster on the Betty Foy. I'm just trying to help you out so you can get a bike boyfriend when you go there.

Hmmm....okay, but just as long as he doesn't expect me to ride bikes with him.

[realmenhatelife]

Hmmm....okay, but just as long as he doesn't expect me to ride bikes with him.

This is why it isn't gonna work out.

[LeedsJr]

Hmmm....okay, but just as long as he doesn't expect me to ride bikes with him.

There you go with the eupehmisms again. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

This is why it isn't gonna work out.


Yeah, I can only love a bicycle rider from afar. And stare at his booty....from afar....


There you go with the eupehmisms again. :tongue:


Oh you. Just hush.