Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/4/13 - Rare Language

[realmenhatelife]

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The return of cursing Hicks.

You guys like tasty jams, right? Because this fucker is the tastiest and I've been grooving on it all morning.

Also, just texted a guy in Nebraska about a bike that I want to see pictures of, hopefully he doesn't notice my area code.

[jimmyolsenblues]

We need to schedule a bar crawl!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

We need to schedule a bar crawl!!!!!

im in :o

[Gutter]

buds. :bye:

also in for the bar crawl.

[LeedsJr]

I'm not much of a drinker.

[Misteriosa]

I'm not much of a drinker.

ha!!

i'll probably wear very impractical shoes so i can drink the foot pain away. :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

ha!!

i'll probably wear very impractical shoes so i can drink the foot pain away. :drunk:

Ha, good thinking.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

time to get back on that horse...gotta keep your eye on the prize

(love Jerry Lee...)

[Rhah]

Can I telecommute to the bar crawl?

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Fez. "We get it, you love to eat the pussy."

[jimmyolsenblues]

I was shocked that Fez used the P word...language thank god we are on an xl channel

[sailor]

How about a bar sit?

[sailor]

Ha, Fez. "We get it, you love to eat the pussy."

I hope you get a pass on that one.

[sailor]

You can get a gay liver?!

[realmenhatelife]

I hope you get a pass on that one.

I think we'll be ok. We'll also be talking about Pussy Riot later when Ron interviews the doc people even though he never talked about the story, and never talks about punk.

[sailor]

I think we'll be ok. We'll also be talking about Pussy Riot later when Ron interviews the doc people even though he never talked about the story, and never talks about punk.

I thought they talked about it, but maybe that was o&a. Definitely one of the two shows was all about it.

[realmenhatelife]

Mash? They straight up recycled scripts on that show. Also dont agree with Cheers.

[realmenhatelife]

I thought they talked about it, but maybe that was o&a. Definitely one of the two shows was all about it.

I remember them talking about it once and it was around when they got sentenced so the story had been all over everywhere for a few months.

[Dell]

I think the ruling was that they can do DNA test if arrested...not just "pulled over"

[LeedsJr]

I think the ruling was that they can do DNA test if arrested...not just "pulled over"


That wasn't in the headline. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Half of the shows in the top 10 are over 20 years old, I dont know what Ron is bitching about.

8 of the top 15
9 of the top 20.

The list is pretty even between new and old.

[LeedsJr]

Half of the shows in the top 10 are over 20 years old, I dont know what Ron is bitching about.

8 of the top 15
9 of the top 20.

The list is pretty even between new and old.


Ron seems pretty cranky for someone who just had a 3 day weekend. :down:

[LeedsJr]

That wasn't in the headline. :dry:

I was wrong. It is in the headline. :wacko:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/06/03/supreme-court-dna-cheek-swab-rape-unsolved-crimes/2116453/

[Misteriosa]

Ron seems pretty cranky for someone who just had a 3 day weekend. :down:

didnt you hear? he cant smoke or chomp on cigars in the studio anymore. going without smoking might make a guy cranky, not to mention not being able to make those imaginary sounds for us anymore. :rolleyes:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron seems pretty cranky for someone who just had a 3 day weekend. :down:

Yeah, he's a little sandy so far.

I agree with Fez, you'd think Scully would start just believing Mulder eventually.

[sailor]

What list?

[hanso]

Ha, Fez. "We get it, you love to eat the pussy."

So that's what happened to fluffy...poor fluffy

[Dell]

Yeah, he's a little sandy so far.

I agree with Fez, you'd think Scully would start just believing Mulder eventually.

definitely not giving off the funny vibe yet...maybe Hicks should blow some of that nicotine vapor in Ron's face

[LeedsJr]

didnt you hear? he cant smoke or chomp on cigars in the studio anymore. going without smoking might make a guy cranky, not to mention not being able to make those imaginary sounds for us anymore. :rolleyes:


Someone tell him it's okay, we can still hear plenty of lip-smacking and mouth-breathing. :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

Someone tell him it's okay, we can still hear plenty of lip-smacking and mouth-breathing. :tongue:

and just wait until the lunch order comes in! :rolleyes:

[realmenhatelife]

What list?

Writers Guild of America 101 best written shows of all time.

[Misteriosa]

alright kids. the 10 min warning for the front desk went off. see yooze all later. :down:

[realmenhatelife]

and just wait until the lunch order comes in! :rolleyes:

Pitdoc put in an order at Nobu for Big League Chew, butter milk, peanut butter saltines, and log cabin syrup deviled eggs.

[LeedsJr]

I didn't watch Lost, but I think Fez has a point.

A lot of the talk about Lost while it was running seemed to run along the lines of, "If they wrap this up and give an explanation that makes sense of this, it's the most awesome show ever!"

[Dell]

Writers Guild of America 101 best written shows of all time.

was Chris Elliott's "Get A Life" on the list...if not, that list ain't shit

[hanso]

I think the ruling was that they can do DNA test if arrested...not just "pulled over"

Thought this was bad at first but later thought of the people that got cleared over dna so now it don't seem so bad, and that its done after arrest made.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's favorite game, call up and I'll explain to you how you're stupid.


Ahhh, he has heart burn and he only woke up 10 minutes before the show started. Now the crankiness is starting to come into focus. I'll bet he skipped breakfast too.



Northern Exposure did a lot of shit that shows now are all biting, it deserves to be higher.

[Lemieux66]

Both Newharts are pretty fantastic, and I only watched them as a kid on Nick@Nite. I assume watching as an adult is even better.

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't watch Lost, but I think Fez has a point.

A lot of the talk about Lost while it was running seemed to run along the lines of, "If they wrap this up and give an explanation that makes sense of this, it's the most awesome show ever!"

I know a million people who watched it and no one who will rewatch it. And now that people are watching it now for the first time people are telling them "nah, dont bother."

[LeedsJr]

Ron's favorite game, call up and I'll explain to you how you're stupid.


Ahhh, he has heart burn and he only woke up 10 minutes before the show started. Now the crankiness is starting to come into focus. I'll bet he skipped breakfast too.



Northern Exposure did a lot of shit that shows now are all biting, it deserves to be higher.


I guess he forgot to take his daily medication for his real problem.

Unlike everyone else in the world who "eat pills" for made up problems. :happy:

[LeedsJr]

Andy Grif-thith? :laugh:

[Dell]

Thought this was bad at first but later thought of the people that got cleared over dna so now it don't seem so bad, and that its done after arrest made.

I don't see it to be any more a rights infraction than finger printing...just the continuous process improvements that is done in every field as technology advances

[Dell]

I know a million people who watched it and no one who will rewatch it. And now that people are watching it now for the first time people are telling them "nah, dont bother."

first, you don't know a million people...second, spy bought the dvd set and has re-watched it at least once

[Rhah]

didnt you hear? he cant smoke or chomp on cigars in the studio anymore. going without smoking might make a guy cranky, not to mention not being able to make those imaginary sounds for us anymore. :rolleyes:

Why can't he chomp them?

[Dell]

Why can't he chomp them?

I'm guessing a equal discrimination against any form of tobacco use...I've had flight attendants say that smokeless tobacco is also prohibited, but I don't think the FAA has said that (they just don't want to clean up spit cups)

[realmenhatelife]

I don't see it to be any more a rights infraction than finger printing...just the continuous process improvements that is done in every field as technology advances

It really changes the argument when you're presenting it as any cop can dna swab you on a traffic stop to you get a dna swab when you get arrested. I could see potential issues but I agree it seems very similar to running fingerprints and a warrant check.

first, you don't know a million people...second, spy bought the dvd set and has re-watched it at least once

That cheap bastard is just trying to get his money's worth.

[realmenhatelife]

No one on that show knows what pop punk is.


Pussy Riot is akin to Crass, it's an arts collective that includes a band.

[Dell]

No one on that show knows what pop punk is.


Pussy Riot is akin to Crass, it's an arts collective that includes a band.

you forgot..."maaaaaaaan"

y/w

[realmenhatelife]

We've never seen a femenist group like this since Gloria Steinem? Are you fucking kidding me? Kathleen Hannah is in the east village right now and you'd lick her boots if she walked into that room.

[jennysmurf]

Dang! They blew my headphones out playing that nonsense so loud!:blink:

[LeedsJr]

Dang! They blew my headphones out playing that nonsense so loud!:blink:


These kids today... :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

Dang! They blew my headphones out playing that nonsense so loud!:blink:

It's good.

[sailor]

We've never seen a femenist group like this since Gloria Steinem? Are you fucking kidding me? Kathleen Hannah is in the east village right now and you'd lick her boots if she walked into that room.

Who?

[LeedsJr]

Who?


Pussy Riot. Pay attention! :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Another vocal fry. :wallbash:

[sailor]

Who?

I meant Steinem. Tss.

[Dell]

I had a roommate in the 80's that played in a punk band...I remember liking quite a bit of it but I totally lost track since then

(I do still remember quite a few lines from Rock Lobster...)

[realmenhatelife]

Who?

If you asked Pussy Riot who their big influences were they'd say Bikini Kill and Crass. Kathleen Hannah, Ad Rock from Beastie Boys' wife, was the singer for Bikini Kill and later Le Tigre, and is basically a really big femenist icon.

She's also a big Manhattan arts figure. Youtube wont load unfortunately.

[sailor]

I don't remember all the details, but I don't think I had an issue with these chicks being jailed.

[LeedsJr]

I don't remember all the details, but I don't think I had an issue with these chicks being jailed.


Commie. :tongue:

[sailor]

Commie. :tongue:

Apparently.

[LeedsJr]

Interns! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

I don't remember all the details, but I don't think I had an issue with these chicks being jailed.

They protested by playing a song in a church for like 30 seconds, and got two years for it. There have also been allegations of human rights violations like abuse and sleep deprivation.

[Dell]

They protested by playing a song in a church for like 30 seconds, and got two years for it. There have also been allegations of human rights violations like abuse and sleep deprivation.

that won't change anything...sailor is a badass

[sailor]

They protested by playing a song in a church for like 30 seconds, and got two years for it. There have also been allegations of human rights violations like abuse and sleep deprivation.

Hooligans.

[jennysmurf]

It's good.

Meh.

[realmenhatelife]

Maxwells in Hoboken is closing.

[jennysmurf]

that won't change anything...sailor is a badass

He wishes. He's totes whitebread.

[Dell]

almonds are part of the peach family...

[realmenhatelife]

Meh.

Oh you are on the list.

[jennysmurf]

Oh you are on the list.

:tongue:

[LeedsJr]

Maxwells in Hoboken is closing.


Damn. :down:

[jennysmurf]

Love Rowan Atkinson, but no so much Mr. Bean.

[LeedsJr]

Maxwells in Hoboken is closing.

Shit. I just read an article about this, and it mentioned problems for the Wellmont Theater in Montclair as well. :down:

[realmenhatelife]

Damn. :down:

The same guy runs The Bell House in Brooklyn, which actually makes sense now that I think about who plays there. But he said it's because Hoboken is too gentrified now, and while he can afford the higher rent none of their crowd can afford to live there anymore.

[LeedsJr]

Love Rowan Atkinson, but no so much Mr. Bean.

I think a Mr. Bean album would be a tough listen. :laugh:

[deliciousV]

the Cosby album on his list "For My Brother Russel" was my introduction to stand up, I found it in a record collection at a relatives house when I was about 10, it was there with another Cosby record, the one that had the Noah bit on it. Me and one of my cousins tried to wear the grooves off those 2 records that weekend, and I went back to school on Monday doing the bits and annoying my friends. I know I fell in love with stand up that weekend, good times.

[jennysmurf]

I think a Mr. Bean album would be a tough listen. :laugh:

Now you're just being silly.

[realmenhatelife]

Alright ya'll, off to the dentist.

[jennysmurf]

Alright ya'll, off to the dentist.

Hot.

[Dell]

Alright ya'll, off to the dentist.

but, I don't want to go...and, my appointment isn't until Thursday afternoon

[LeedsJr]

Alright ya'll, off to the dentist.

Hot.


Euphemism? :laugh:

[deliciousV]

but, I don't want to go...and, my appointment isn't until Thursday afternoon

and with your luck the dentist will find a way to further blind you

[Dell]

there hasn't been a golden throat intern like this since Kokomo...have no idea why that voice works for those kids

[jennysmurf]

Euphemism? :laugh:

In my mind, everything RMHL types is a dirty euphemism.

[Lemieux66]

Cosby was easily the worst Unmast I've heard, and it's not even close.

[jennysmurf]

and with your luck the dentist will find a way to further blind you

Poor Dell.:laugh:

[hanso]

Commie. :tongue:

He was all for the dixie chicks getting railed

[deliciousV]

Cosby was easily the worst Unmast I've heard, and it's not even close.

agreed, he limited the scope of what he would talk about to that crappy rap album he was behind. I didn't even remember that as an Unmasked, I thought it was just an RBI.

[Dell]

and with your luck the dentist will find a way to further blind you

on that subject...the only option they gave me for "quickly" clearing the blood was to replace the vitreous fluid in that eye (but that surgery can result in a lot of other problems)

so, I opted to get some injections that will prevent further bleeding and finish the retina surgery when the blood FINALLY dissipates...wish me luck (it's my dentist's first time doing this procedure ;) )

[jennysmurf]

on that subject...the only option they gave me for "quickly" clearing the blood was to replace the vitreous fluid in that eye (but that surgery can result in a lot of other problems)

so, I opted to get some injections that will prevent further bleeding and finish the retina surgery when the blood FINALLY dissipates...wish me luck (it's my dentist's first time doing this procedure ;) )

Why are you going to the dentist for that?? He doesn't know about eyes! Just pour some Tussin in there, it'll be fine.

[LeedsJr]

Why are you going to the dentist for that?? He doesn't know about eyes! Just pour some Tussin in there, it'll be fine.

I blame ObamaCare. :tongue:

[Lemieux66]

agreed, he limited the scope of what he would talk about to that crappy rap album he was behind. I didn't even remember that as an Unmasked, I thought it was just an RBI.

Actually you might be right about RBI. Either way it was awful.

[jennysmurf]

Gotta drive to the city--I'll have to pause the show and listen later. Behave yourselves, all of you.:bye:

[Dell]

Why are you going to the dentist for that?? He doesn't know about eyes! Just pour some Tussin in there, it'll be fine.

pour some Tussin in there is part of Eddie Murphy's stand up, right?..loved that bit (whoever did it)

[Dell]

I blame ObamaCare. :tongue:

you are Wrestlingfan too?!

man, you are a busy boy...

[Dell]

I had the same problem with e-cigarettes as I did with the nicotine gum...I couldn't keep the damn things lit

:rimshot:

[hanso]

pour some Tussin in there is part of Eddie Murphy's stand up, right?..loved that bit (whoever did it)

Chris Rock?

[LeedsJr]

you are Wrestlingfan too?!

man, you are a busy boy...


Awright, I deserved that one. :laugh:

[Dell]

Chris Rock?

you're correct...I can visualize him doing it (wasn't working with Murphy)

[realmenhatelife]

Man, the dental office is on break until 2. I showed up early to do my paperwork.

[Lemieux66]

Chris Rock?

Yep. Let that Tussin get in there, boy.

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[Gutter]

empty bottle? Pour some water in there, shake it up....mo' tussin'!

[LeedsJr]

empty bottle? Pour some water in there, shake it up....mo' tussin'!

Fuckin' parched now.

[LeedsJr]

Considering how much these 2 labor to breathe, maybe they should have oxygen tanks in the studio instead of e-cigarettes. :dry:

[Lemieux66]

This might be the worst dinner I've ever heard of.

And it's hilarious that the news of Fez finally having gay friends and going to a gay dinner gets completely overshadowed by the fact that he ate celery ravioli.

[deliciousV]

Considering how much these 2 labor to breathe, maybe they should have oxygen tanks in the studio instead of e-cigarettes. :dry:

my wife started using the E-cig around Christmas, her plan was to use it to cut back on regular smokes, instead it just became a thing she does in between cigarettes. She didn't smoke that much to begin with, maybe a pack every 3 days, so I'd say the E-smokes have made things worse.
The tobacco in real cigarettes cause the cancer, the nicotine increases the risk of heart disease, e-cigarettes are pure nicotine.