Important medical information

[thepaulo]

In the first of many reports on how to improve your health.

Eat Sperm.

http://www.scienceworldreport.com/articles/7320/20130605/sperm-new-superfood-female-squid-munch-ejaculate-healthier-eggs.htm

[keithy_19]

I bet this study was done by a male researcher.

Also, this why pornstars live so long and age so well...:unsure:

[cougarjake13]

I bet this study was done by a male researcher.

Also, this why pornstars live so long and age so well...:unsure:



all that sperm on the face is the best wrinkle cream going

[thepaulo]

http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/preconception/0606/is-sperm-the-new-superfood.aspx?xid=aol_wte-preg_16_20130603_&aolcat=HLT&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl25%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D325507

[jennysmurf]

Nice try.:dry:

[Recyclerz]

Poor Fezzie doesn't stand a chance.

[thepaulo]

Don't lick eyeballs.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57589423/japanese-eyeball-licking-trend-carries-blindness-risk/

[spoon]

Yah focus on lower balls.

[hanso]

George Clooney Ball Ironing Treatment

[thepaulo]

Be pretty picky when picking a dick doc.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/17/us-erection-lawsuit-idUSBRE95G10R20130617

[Melk]

For some reason, the drinking semen preventing cancer thing came up on WTF when Marc Maron was interviewing Kristen Schaal (From Bob's Burgers).

Kristen: "But I want to live!"

[spoon]

She rules and so does that show.

[thepaulo]

Really, really tiny painting.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/08/06/scientists-make-smallest-mona-lisa/

[thepaulo]

http://news.cnet.com/8301-11386_3-57600284-76/scientist-controls-colleagues-hand-in-first-human-brain-to-brain-interface/


Brain to brain interface allows someone to jerk you off.

[thepaulo]

Stay away from buildings. They will melt your car.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23944679

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/03/walkie-talkie-skyscraper

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_Fenchurch_Street

[CountryBob]

Paulo - thank you for keeping RonFez.net interesting. :clap:

[spoon]

don't listen to him paul

he can't even read

[CountryBob]

don't listen to him paul

he can't even read

I have a pet pig that reads for me :smile:

[spoon]

and here I thought you were Jewish!

:wink:

[thepaulo]

I have a pet pig that reads for me :smile:

You could make a fortune.

[SonOfSmeagol]

You could make a fortune.

he has! he has his own fucking jet airplane

[thepaulo]

he has! he has his own fucking jet airplane

Still, he could make a fortune. A pig that reads. I assume it talks because what good is a reading pig if it doesn't talk.

[SonOfSmeagol]

Still, he could make a fortune. A pig that reads. I assume it talks because what good is a reading pig if it doesn't talk.

:laugh: absolutely! and he needs another fortune because he spent his first one on that fucking plane, a buncha broads, and a lotta cards



a "pet" pig, eh :unsure:

[spoon]

roseblood has a pig AND a talking vagina

match that

[jennysmurf]

he has! he has his own fucking jet airplane

Who would want to be fucked by a jet airplane? Sounds painful. Seems like it would be better to get one that flies.

[jennysmurf]

roseblood has a pig AND a talking vagina

match that

Who?

[spoon]

That girl.

[thepaulo]

Who would want to be fucked by a jet airplane? Sounds painful. Seems like it would be better to get one that flies.

The guy has a plane that fucks. The guy's a genius.

[A.J.]

Who would want to be fucked by a jet airplane? Sounds painful. Seems like it would be better to get one that flies.

Steve Miller?

[jennysmurf]

The guy has a plane that fucks. The guy's a genius.

I guess, but that's got a really limited range of usage. Seems wasteful.

[thepaulo]

I guess, but that's got a really limited range of usage. Seems wasteful.

The guy's a genius. He wouldn't have invented it unless there was a market demand.

[jennysmurf]

The guy's a genius. He wouldn't have invented it unless there was a market demand.

Oof.

[SonOfSmeagol]

CB's gonna wonder how the HELL he ended up initiating a pig into the mile-high club

http://www.newshour24.com/image/business/poriciel/Maxwell-Geico-Pig-Back-Making-Fun-Alec-Baldwin.jpg

[jennysmurf]

CB's gonna wonder how the HELL he ended up initiating a pig into the mile-high club

http://www.newshour24.com/image/business/poriciel/Maxwell-Geico-Pig-Back-Making-Fun-Alec-Baldwin.jpg

Oh, CBob knows what he's done.

[thepaulo]

Oh, CBob knows what he's done.

CBob's a genius! An evil genius, but a genius.

[thepaulo]

Grow bacteria in your gut.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23970219

[thepaulo]

Video games make you not dumb.

http://www.designntrend.com/articles/7682/20130905/instant-power-older-brains-video-games-boost-cognitive-control-study.htm

[A.J.]

Grow bacteria in your gut.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23970219

I guess it's better than the alternative. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/04/world/europe/uk-king-richard-worms/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews)

[thepaulo]

I guess it's better than the alternative. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/04/world/europe/uk-king-richard-worms/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews)

Did he get some in his hump or in his pump?

[thepaulo]

Small nads make better dads.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2013/09/11/do-better-fathers-really-have-smaller-testicles/

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57602224/men-with-smaller-testicles-may-be-more-nurturing-dads/

http://www.indianexpress.com/news/men-with-small-testicles-make-better-fathers/1167160/

[thepaulo]

At best we have 3 billion more years and that's assuming we do everything right.


http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/09/19/how-much-longer-can-earth-support-life/

[thepaulo]

If we can find the island of misfit toys, we'll have our answer.

http://www.ecanadanow.com/curiosity/2013/10/17/yeti-is-real-new-proof-that-the-abominable-snowman-exists/

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57607971-1/yetis-are-real-geneticist-offers-a-plausible-explanation/

[jennysmurf]

If we can find the island of misfit toys, we'll have our answer.

http://www.ecanadanow.com/curiosity/2013/10/17/yeti-is-real-new-proof-that-the-abominable-snowman-exists/

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57607971-1/yetis-are-real-geneticist-offers-a-plausible-explanation/

I don't see this as "important medical information."

[A.J.]

I don't see this as "important medical information."

The only "important medical information" you need to concern yourself with is knowing that I'm back to work.

[jennysmurf]

The only "important medical information" you need to concern yourself with is knowing that I'm back to work.

I know I'm much more comfortable about everything now.

[thepaulo]

I don't see this as "important medical information."

Yeti is real and it is coming for you!!!! Do I have to say more!!!!!!

[jennysmurf]

Yeti is real and it is coming for you!!!! Do I have to say more!!!!!!

You don't have to say more, but I think you should.

[PapaBear]

You don't have to say more, but I think you should.
Ancient polar bear. (http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/dna-links-mysterious-yeti-ancient-polar-bear-20602254)

[jennysmurf]

Ancient polar bear. (http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/dna-links-mysterious-yeti-ancient-polar-bear-20602254)

Still not medical, nor is it important....to me.

[PapaBear]

Still not medical, nor is it important....to me.
I only looked at the thread because you posted in it. :bye:

[jennysmurf]

I only looked at the thread because you posted in it. :bye:

I feel so loved and important. :smile:

[SonOfSmeagol]

Ancient polar bear. (http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/dna-links-mysterious-yeti-ancient-polar-bear-20602254)

aka "Abominable Snowman" or "Snow Bear" :thumbup:

[thepaulo]

Still not medical, nor is it important....to me.

I post on the internet and therefore I do not have uphold any standards of truthfulness or objectivity.

[thepaulo]

Okay, I'll be more medical and informational and important.

Go to sleep and mop up.

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/good-nights-sleep-scrubs-your-brain-clean-researchers-find-8C11413186

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/brain-waste-removal-sleep_n_4109670.html

http://www.forbes.com/sites/melaniehaiken/2013/10/18/sleep-detoxes-the-brain-new-research-suggests/

[jennysmurf]

Okay, I'll be more medical and informational and important.

Go to sleep and mop up.

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/good-nights-sleep-scrubs-your-brain-clean-researchers-find-8C11413186

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/brain-waste-removal-sleep_n_4109670.html

http://www.forbes.com/sites/melaniehaiken/2013/10/18/sleep-detoxes-the-brain-new-research-suggests/

I don't think there's enough sleep ever to scrub that freaky brain of yours.:tongue:

[thepaulo]

I don't think there's enough sleep ever to scrub that freaky brain of yours.:tongue:

That's what DMT is for.

[hanso]

uf of o

[jennysmurf]

PaulO's gonna die soon, isn't he?:glurps:

[sailor]

PaulO's gonna die soon, isn't he?:glurps:

Never!

[thepaulo]

PaulO's gonna die soon, isn't he?:glurps:

Unfortunately, I'm hard to kill.

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[thepaulo]

Do not use your teeth to open the wrapper.

http://sex.healthguru.com/question/how-do-i-use-a-condom

[thepaulo]

Studies need to be conducted on why people get swine and bird flu.

http://www.philly.com/philly/health/topics/HealthDay682108_20131114_Taiwan_Woman_1st_Human_In fected_With_New_Strain_of_Bird_Flu.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24926835

[jennysmurf]

Maybe they're having carnal relations with pigs and birds? Have you ever had either of those types of flu, PaulO?:nono:

[PapaBear]

Maybe they're having carnal relations with pigs and birds?
Just past this, and to the left is one of the smoking lounges. Go a bit further, and you will find a Panda Express. Cheapest food you'll ever find in an airport!

http://cdn.jimcarson.com/cincinnati_flying_pig.jpg

[thepaulo]

Maybe they're having carnal relations with pigs and birds? Have you ever had either of those types of flu, PaulO?:nono:

I am strong like bull. No flu from fish or fowl or anything that walks on the land.

[PapaBear]

I am strong like bull. No flu from fish or fowl or anything that walks on the land.
Fish flu? :surrender:

[thepaulo]

Swallow more nuts.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/21/health/nuts-longevity-time/

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/eat-nuts-live-longer-nuts-tied-death-risk-article-1.1524594

[Dell]

Swallow more nuts.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/21/health/nuts-longevity-time/

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/eat-nuts-live-longer-nuts-tied-death-risk-article-1.1524594

oh you card you...

[thepaulo]

oh you card you...

I'm trying to help people.

[thepaulo]

Men shorten the lifespan of women.

http://www.sciencerecorder.com/news/meet-the-species-with-scheming-males-that-kill-of-their-female-counterparts/

http://www.designntrend.com/articles/9420/20131130/mere-presence-males-fatal-females-beneficial-roundworms.htm

[thepaulo]

I thought breast milk was good for you.

http://natmonitor.com/2013/12/12/drinking-raw-milk-might-lead-to-infection/

http://www.dairyherd.com/dairy-news/latest/Raw-milk-report-just-tip-of-the-iceberg-235459201.html

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/12/12/raw-milk-1-in-6-who-drink-it-gets-sick/

[thepaulo]

James Bond was a degenerate alchoholic. Don't do this at home, kids.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/12/james-bond-drinking-bmj/4002179/

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/270087.php

[LeedsJr]

James Bond was a degenerate alchoholic. Don't do this at home, kids.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/12/james-bond-drinking-bmj/4002179/

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/270087.php


Bad advice. If they're doing it at home, at least they're not driving.

[PapaBear]

James Bond was a degenerate alchoholic. Don't do this at home, kids.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25349738

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/12/james-bond-drinking-bmj/4002179/

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/270087.php
I take away two thoughts about these three links. The firs is, with all of the gadgets that Q provides, it's quite possible that Bond is given an alcohol suppressing pill of some sort.

The other is... MODERN JOURNALISM SUCKS!!! All three stories are (mostly) worded differently. But it's painfully obvious, they are copying what they read in some original article, rearranging the information a bit, and adding some sporadic lines of their own.

At the very least, if you're going to lift info from another report, cite the source. If you're extra ethical, include links to the content you intellectually robbed.

[thepaulo]

I take away two thoughts about these three links. The firs is, with all of the gadgets that Q provides, it's quite possible that Bond is given an alcohol suppressing pill of some sort.

The other is... MODERN JOURNALISM SUCKS!!! All three stories are (mostly) worded differently. But it's painfully obvious, they are copying what they read in some original article, rearranging the information a bit, and adding some sporadic lines of their own.

At the very least, if you're going to lift info from another report, cite the source. If you're extra ethical, include links to the content you intellectually robbed.

Modern journalism is a degenerate alchoholic!

[sailor]

I take away two thoughts about these three links. The firs is, with all of the gadgets that Q provides, it's quite possible that Bond is given an alcohol suppressing pill of some sort.

The other is... MODERN JOURNALISM SUCKS!!! All three stories are (mostly) worded differently. But it's painfully obvious, they are copying what they read in some original article, rearranging the information a bit, and adding some sporadic lines of their own.

At the very least, if you're going to lift info from another report, cite the source. If you're extra ethical, include links to the content you intellectually robbed.

It's like a modern day Q source, oddly enough.

[LeedsJr]

Modern journalism is a degenerate alchoholic!


Don't make it bad people.

[PapaBear]

Modern journalism is a degenerate alchoholic!
I prefer the image of the classic journalist, who was a degenerate alcoholic.

[thepaulo]

I prefer the image of the classic journalist, who was a degenerate alcoholic.

Modern journalism is a crack whore.

[thepaulo]

Stay a way from steak and pig on pizza.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/reasons-to-eat-more-pizza

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/273533.php

http://www.healthline.com/health-news/food-high-protein-diet-increases-mortality-risk-030414