Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/7/13 - Rootin' Tootin'

[realmenhatelife]

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Little Richard sounding dude.

[jennysmurf]

First reply in the listening thread!!! :clap: It's the little things in life that mean the most.

[Lemieux66]

A Tribe Called Quest - Award Tour

Quality choice.

EDIT: And the promise of the Z-Man in studio just really brought down the average.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

That does sound like an impressive lineup.

LL is the headliner because he just put out an album.

[zethon]

My family used to say "the devil is beating his wife".

[Lemieux66]

I never heard "on line" until I started listening to O&A in 2007. Never once. It stinks and I don't like it.

[LeedsJr]

Hicks has got to be lying.

Who says "merry", "marry", and "Mary" as the same word?? :blink:

[LeedsJr]

A Tribe Called Quest - Award Tour

Quality choice.

EDIT: And the promise of the Z-Man in studio just really brought down the average.


I didn't hear mention of the Z-Man. Please tell me you're joking.

[Lemieux66]

I didn't hear mention of the Z-Man. Please tell me you're joking.

Oh it's true.

Hicks has got to be lying.

Who says "merry", "marry", and "Mary" as the same word?? :blink:

Me. Don't see any difference.

[jennysmurf]

My family used to say "the devil is beating his wife".

Ha! That reminds me of my grandmother. When you'd tell her some gossip or something unbelievable, she'd say, "The Devil you say?"

[jennysmurf]

Oh it's true.



Me. Don't see any difference.

Me too. Many things sound the same when you're from the South.

[jennysmurf]

Disco fries.......

http://tastyislandhawaii.com/images13/general/homer_simpson_drooling.gif

[jennysmurf]

4iar

[LeedsJr]

Fuckin' starvin' for a pork roll egg and cheese sammich now.

[LeedsJr]

What the hell is a bodega? :lol:

That really is a New York specific thing, isn't it?

[sailor]

You hicks be cray. Or crrey. Or crray.

[realmenhatelife]

Impromptu 60 minute meeting, whats going on?

[Gutter]

hey buds. slow day at the office today means a really long friday.

On another note, I did find a seat on the rush hour train today. Toilets count as seats right?

[LeedsJr]

Impromptu 60 minute meeting, whats going on?


How should I know? I didn't get invited to the meeting. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

hey buds. slow day at the office today means a really long friday.

On another note, I did find a seat on the rush hour train today. Toilets count as seats right?

Sure it does, Gutter, sure it does.

Although, when I lived in New York, I wouldn't even sit in the train car that had the toilet. That whole car would reek.

[jennysmurf]

How should I know? I didn't get invited to the meeting. :tongue:

I did. We're talking about you.

[Lemieux66]

Impromptu 60 minute meeting, whats going on?

We're doing the bit about things that are referred to using different regional terms around the U.S., and also how if you're not from the Philly/NY area like Ron you're obviously using the hayseed, mongoloid term.

EDIT: It would be funny if they had their own version of the "E-Rock, when's the last time we did..." bit, because I'm pretty sure this is at least a once a month topic.

[LeedsJr]

I did. We're talking about you.


That's so upsetting, I may have to go drown my sorrows at lunch today. :drunk:

Especially if they're going to have the Z-Man on leading in to UnMast. :sleep:

[sailor]

Not monthly, but I remember toboggan as a winter hat from a show years ago.

[Gutter]

Sure it does, Gutter, sure it does.

Although, when I lived in New York, I wouldn't even sit in the train car that had the toilet. That whole car would reek.

this was one of them new fangled double deckers they got now. the smell from the crapper is pretty well contained.

[jennysmurf]

That's so upsetting, I may have to go drown my sorrows at lunch today. :drunk:

Especially if they're going to have the Z-Man on leading in to UnMast. :sleep:


Why do you assume we were saying bad things? We were, but why would you just assume that?

[sailor]

They should have that uk teen who made millions selling an app a few months back.

Edit: nick d'aloisio sold summly for 30 million at 17.

[realmenhatelife]

Theres no way Lazy Sunday was before Youtube.

[LeedsJr]

Why do you assume we were saying bad things? We were, but why would you just assume that?


Because I'm awful. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

They have that ap already Ron, it's called Twitter. The bar would just tweet the special.

[jennysmurf]

Because I'm awful. :happy:

Well, you got me there. You are pretty terrible.




I keed, I keed, you're a good egg.

[realmenhatelife]

How much would you pay for a 45 minute New York to LA train ticket?

[jennysmurf]

How much would you pay for a 45 minute New York to LA train ticket?

Eleventy billion.

[LeedsJr]

Eleventy billion.


Sold!

[Lemieux66]

So can any listener just call in and be completely wrong about horse picks? I don't get who this Saratoga guy is or how he got involved with the show.

[jennysmurf]

Sold!

Well, I didn't say "dollars." So, you're getting a butt-load of used band-aids.

[jennysmurf]

Going to the chiropractor. Do with that info what you will.:bye:

[LeedsJr]

Going to the chiropractor. Do with that info what you will.:bye:

Sounds like a euphemism! :laugh:

[Lemieux66]

Z-Man next, then into Unmast :surrender:

Have a good weekend everyone.

[LeedsJr]

Z-Man next, then into Unmast :surrender:

Have a good weekend everyone.


Yeah, that ought to do it for the old listening thread.

See ya!

[Chigworthy]

How long until Fez attacks Zman? 30 minutes?

[Dell]

buddays...:bye:

I thought they lost Tommy Zzzzzzzzz's number...oh well

[realmenhatelife]

Cigar smokers bitch about where they can't smoke because none of them smoke in their houses which should tell you something about those shit smelling horse dicks.

And Starbucks trucks deliver to the back of the building, not through the front door where smokers congregate.

[LeedsJr]

Z-Man next, then into Unmast :surrender:

Have a good weekend everyone.


I just realized as I ordered my first pint that it isn't even 1:00 yet. Are they really going to talk to Z-Man for over an hour??

[Chigworthy]

Look, I love cigars, but cigar dorks like Tommy Z always describe cigars in mildy phallic terms. My theory: They are all gay.

[Lemieux66]

Callers so far have all mentioned what brands they like and asked for recommendations of something similar, and for 2/3 of them Z-Man's suggestion has been to stay with what they already like. What brilliant insight.

Okay now I'm really leaving.

[realmenhatelife]

How come every time Tommy Z comes in he's working for the same company with their new look and new name?

[Chigworthy]

How come every time Tommy Z comes in he's working for the same company with their new look and new name?

He used to work for JR Cigars.

[realmenhatelife]

Shark!

[Chigworthy]

I'm gonna start posting out of context homoerotic cigar dork comments and descriptions that I find:

After placing the cigar to your lips, it kisses you then fills your mouth with a smooth delicious...

[realmenhatelife]

Discussing the pro/con of the Castro regime in regards to the high end cigar market. A bit vulgar, no?

[Chigworthy]

Discussing the pro/con of the Castro regime in regards to the high end cigar market. A bit vulgar, no?

Actually they were discussing the Cuban cigar market in regards to the Castro regime.

[Spacegh0st]

Z-Man next, then into Unmast :surrender:

Have a good weekend everyone.

Took me awhile to see this pattern in Friday shows. :wallbash: It wouldn't chap my ass so much if unmasked could just mute out Fez laughing in the background.

[deliciousV]

Discussing the pro/con of the Castro regime in regards to the high end cigar market. A bit vulgar, no?

posting on this board using a phone made under such poor conditions the workers throw themselves off the roof would be vulgar too, we accept it if it benefits us.

[jennysmurf]

I'm back! :bye: Hey sailor, gutter called you an ox moron.

[LeedsJr]

I'm back! :bye: Hey sailor, gutter called you an ox moron.


Tattletale.

[realmenhatelife]

Actually they were discussing the Cuban cigar market in regards to the Castro regime.

Not when they were talking about how the embargo is dumb.

[jennysmurf]

Tattletale.

:tongue: I told him I was a-gonna tell.

[hanso]

ronnie & the z man

[foodcourtdruide]

Oh my god, this is torture.

[LeedsJr]

ronnie & the z man

Might be the only guest who can challenge Barca for the title of Mr. Unlistenable.

[foodcourtdruide]

Might be the only guest who can challenge Barca for the title of Mr. Unlistenable.

I like Barca. He seems to be pretty genuine, I find myself hoping z-man is a character. He seems like a character from a beer commercial.

[jennysmurf]

Oh my god, this is torture.

Yeah, a little bit. I kinda want to start smoking cigars now though.....











.....not really.....

[LeedsJr]

I like Barca. He seems to be pretty genuine, I find myself hoping z-man is a character. He seems like a character from a beer commercial.


Genuine? Maybe.

Interesting? Original? Informed? Not at all.

[realmenhatelife]

They usually dont talk about cigars for this long, they're usually torturing Z Man about cougars by now.


Doesn't smoke kill your palate?

[jennysmurf]

Okay, I don't want to listen about cigars no more. I'm going to go pleasure myself to Gutter's avatar picture (that's a euphemism for going to the post office). Have a good weekend fellas! :bye:

[Chigworthy]

They usually dont talk about cigars for this long, they're usually torturing Z Man about cougars by now.


Doesn't smoke kill your palate?

Smoking 20-40 chemical cigarettes everyday does. Smoking a good cigar is kind of like beer/wine/cocktail pairing with food.

[sailor]

They usually dont talk about cigars for this long, they're usually torturing Z Man about cougars by now.


Doesn't smoke kill your palate?

Please tell me you know of his band...

[Chigworthy]

The singer from Volbeat is not Johnny Cash Meets Metallica, it's LoA-era Keith Caputo meets James Hetfield.

Put that in your cigar and smoke it, Zman

[hanso]

I never heard "on line" until I started listening to O&A in 2007. Never once. It stinks and I don't like it.

There was that 1 frank zappa song

[Chigworthy]

I think that men that revel in the "man" lifestyle are homosaurs.

[hanso]

What the hell is a bodega? :lol:

That really is a New York specific thing, isn't it?

There was that 1 steely dan song

[hanso]

How much would you pay for a 45 minute New York to LA train ticket?


Who needs trains like that when there are bikes to rent in NYC

[hanso]

Well, I didn't say "dollars." So, you're getting a butt-load of used band-aids.

Is that in pecos?

[hanso]

Might be the only guest who can challenge Barca for the title of Mr. Unlistenable.

It sounds like a movie title


ronnie & the z man

[LeedsJr]

It sounds like a movie title


ronnie & the z man


It sounds like god awful radio is what it sounds like.

[hanso]

Anyone hanging in for lonely isl. unmast?


que tumble weeds........

[LeedsJr]

Anyone hanging in for lonely isl. unmast?


que tumble weeds........


It sounds like god awful radio is what it sounds like.

[Gutter]

Anyone hanging in for lonely isl. unmast?


que tumble weeds........

I'm here. donde esta tumble weedos?

[MonkeyBall]

Is it me, or does Fez over-laughing at UnMast take other people out of the interviews, too? It's like he thinks he can make up for not participating in shows by being Ron's biggest audience supporter.

[deliciousV]

Is it me, or does Fez over-laughing at UnMast take other people out of the interviews, too? It's like he thinks he can make up for not participating in shows by being Ron's biggest audience supporter.

or, and I'm just spitballin here, maybe he is really amused, and has a seat close to the microphones?

[Lemieux66]

or, and I'm just spitballin here, maybe he is really amused, and has a seat close to the microphones?

He even laughs at gay jokes during Unmast, which makes his bitching and crying on the show over gay jokes even more hate-able.

[hanso]

I'm here. donde esta tumble weedos?

Let's not be emo

[deliciousV]

lets not be emo

Phillips?

[MonkeyBall]

or, and I'm just spitballin here, maybe he is really amused, and has a seat close to the microphones?

Maybe. But day to day on the show he seems to have lost all sense of humor. Half of the free speech issues he stomps on come down to some weird, "it can't be funny if it hurts people" creedo. Odd for a show who's motto used to be "tell a joke or be a joke".