Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/11/13 - Ruination

[realmenhatelife]

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I'm not the genius I'm more like the genie. Granting girls wishes from a song called Bikini.


Listening to a lot of bikini kill, julie ruin, casual dots, and The Frumpies today. Also, my pee no longer smells like wheat germ. This week is looking up.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

I see we're ignoring Fez right off the bat. :down:

[realmenhatelife]

Buddays.

I see we're ignoring Fez right off the bat. :down:

Yeah I didn't think that was a bad line.

[LeedsJr]

Intern Ba is a blend of Rob Cross and Jerry Barca, with all the boring that implies. :thumbdown:

[LeedsJr]

The Tom Bray-Day song! :lol:

[hanso]

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Played that song posted & thought it was this cover at first

[realmenhatelife]

No eagles fans wanted Vick, even after he came in and did ok. He only ever did ok, he was never great.

[sailor]

No eagles fans wanted Vick, even after he came in and did ok. He only ever did ok, he was never great.

The Vick tebow comparison isn't half bad. Vick is a shitty qb who did well because he can run.

[Gutter]

The Vick tebow comparison isn't half bad. Vick is a shitty qb who did well because he can run.

apparently he didn't even know how to carry the ball correctly until the new coach showed up this offseason and taught him how. Vic has maybe 2 years left in the NFL. He's going to continue to get battered because of the way he plays and injury/concussion will end his career way short.

[realmenhatelife]

apparently he didn't even know how to carry the ball correctly until the new coach showed up this offseason and taught him how. Vic has maybe 2 years left in the NFL. He's going to continue to get battered because of the way he plays and injury/concussion will end his career way short.

He's too fucking small. He needs to drop back a hundred steps and a monster line to get anything off because he cant see over anyones head.




And just because everyone hated Andy Reid more doesn't mean anyone particulary liked Vick. Vick at his best isn't getting half the support McNabb ever got because they never were a contender.

[sailor]

He's too fucking small. He needs to drop back a hundred steps and a monster line to get anything off because he cant see over anyones head.




And just because everyone hated Andy Reid more doesn't mean anyone particulary liked Vick. Vick at his best isn't getting half the support McNabb ever got because they never were a contender.

Never realized Vick was only six foot.

[sailor]

Where are the snowdens of yesteryear?

[realmenhatelife]

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speaking of marty and HBK

[realmenhatelife]

Never realized Vick was only six foot.

He's tiny and left handed, thats why he's constantly getting drilled and cant stay healthy/throws so wildly.

[Lemieux66]

Oh good, the e-cigar has arrived.

[realmenhatelife]

Obviously the corsetting is pretty extreme, but we respect the body modification choices other people make, so why not?

[realmenhatelife]

There's a lion woman and a leopard man.

[realmenhatelife]

Surface to surface piercings always look like shit.

[Dell]

nooner buddays...:bye:

[Lemieux66]

My friend set me up with a girl who had the back of her neck pierced, her wrists, and a few places on her abdomen. I was constantly terrified they'd get snagged on clothing and whatnot.

[realmenhatelife]

My friend set me up with a girl who had the back of her neck pierced, her wrists, and a few places on her abdomen. I was constantly terrified they'd get snagged on clothing and whatnot.

Sounds like the date went ok, though.

[Gutter]

dermal anchors, if i'm thinking of the correct term, can be pretty hot on a chick depending on the placement.

[realmenhatelife]

This woman isn't being a bitch, she's scamming. The worst thing that guy did was mention the managers name so she could agree with it.

Anyone who rolls into a place and says I want recompense today for something that happened when you weren't here is scamming.

[Gutter]

lion cat man/girl died not too long ago.

[sailor]

This woman isn't being a bitch, she's scamming. The worst thing that guy did was mention the managers name so she could agree with it.

Anyone who rolls into a place and says I want recompense today for something that happened when you weren't here is scamming.

Nah, being a bitch, not scamming. If it was just a scam she wouldn't have posted it online full of righteous indignation.

[realmenhatelife]

lion cat man/girl died not too long ago.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MESsJBWTKYQ/SxEpNKGiFiI/AAAAAAAAF8Q/JjNLzqnUXv8/s1600/The+Ghost+and+the+Darkness+1996.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Nah, being a bitch, not scamming. If it was just a scam she wouldn't have posted it online full of righteous indignation.

Yeah, as she spiraled more out of it I changed my mind. But that started out like a very scammy exchange. Put the pressure on someone who doesn't know better and dont let up.

[sailor]

lion cat man/girl died not too long ago.

Tygra must have been heartbroken!

[realmenhatelife]

Ok, I changed my mind again, this lady isn't being a bitch, she is actually nuts.

[hanso]

this dunkin doughnuts video thing she is from mars?

should have done the brain regan bit order dozen doghnuts
mitch hedgberge did bit on doughnut recipt

[Misteriosa]

I saw this last night. I wanted to strangle this woman. For a while I was CONVINCED that this was some kind of performance art, because she is so over the top

[sailor]

Yeah, as she spiraled more out of it I changed my mind. But that started out like a very scammy exchange. Put the pressure on someone who doesn't know better and dont let up.

Totally agree. Plus (having heard this yesterday) the chick she dealt with the night before was working when she was filming this shit. (Spoiler alert!)

[Dell]

recompense...my word of the day

recompense...:happy:

[Gutter]

Ok, I changed my mind again, this lady isn't being a bitch, she is actually nuts.

well I have a communications degree so I post on ronfez.net about stuff.

[realmenhatelife]

recompense...my word of the day

recompense...:happy:

Mine was sobriquet.




Yeah, if you work in service your ass is getting yelled at for really dumb shit. I had two people tag team yell at me because they had to wait for coffee to brew. They weren't mad that they had to wait for coffee, but because I didn't give it to them for free.

[Misteriosa]

D... for doughnut :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

Did he just say 4 chang?

[Dell]

Mine was sobriquet.




Yeah, if you work in service your ass is getting yelled at for really dumb shit. I had two people tag team yell at me because they had to wait for coffee to brew. They weren't mad that they had to wait for coffee, but because I didn't give it to them for free.

they wanted recompense...:happy:

[sailor]

Has fez mentioned russia today, or has he stopped doing the gay news?

[Misteriosa]

Did he just say 4 chang?

There a problem with that, mang?

[Gutter]

yeaaa, the place I've been going to for 10 years fucked up once so I murdered everyone that worked there. the town cheered, raised me above thier shoulders, and built a statue in my image.

[Misteriosa]

With that last line, does this exchange now qualify as a hate crime?

[Gutter]

With that last line, does this exchange now qualify as a hate crime?

unfortunately, being this much of a ____ doesn't really constitute a crime. Needi might have a slander case though if she gets a crafty lawyer.

[Misteriosa]

unfortunately, being this much of a ____ doesn't really constitute a crime. Needi might have a slander case though if she gets a crafty lawyer.

Like the one she had look into this receipt incident? :o

[Gutter]

Like the one she had look into this receipt incident? :o

Bob Loblaw Attourney at Law to the rescue!!!!!!

[Gutter]

Who the hell accepts recipts for anything besides groceries and expensive purchases anymore anyway? I walk into the donut store, i purchase a donut, I eat the donut. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.

[Dell]

Who the hell accepts recipts for anything besides groceries and expensive purchases anymore anyway? I walk into the donut store, i purchase a donut, I eat the donut. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.

HA...which comedian did that bit?

[sailor]

HA...which comedian did that bit?

A dead one.

[realmenhatelife]

There a problem with that, mang?

Easy, cheech.

[Gutter]

HA...which comedian did that bit?

Mitch Hedberg. dude had...and apparently did....a lot of great lines.


side note: love when they play the drunk st. pattys day fez clip.

[Dell]

A dead one.

that doesn't narrow it down enough for me...I remember the line, just not the comedian

[Gutter]

A dead one.

HA! nice.

[Misteriosa]

how did we get to the st pats replay?

[realmenhatelife]

they wanted recompense...:happy:

They did, and they came to that conclusion just standing there talking to eachother. What it really is is when people see you every day it tricks them into thinking you're all closer that you really are. So there's this combination of them thinking you're like their coffee wife and will absorb their abuse while at the same time not respecting you as a person because you serve them, and it blows up.

[sailor]

HA! nice.

I couldn't remember if it was him or Hicks. A lot of their shit runs together for me.

[Lemieux66]

side note: love when they play the drunk st. pattys day fez clip.

I hate it. It's actually the exact day I registered for this site because I was so pissed at Fez.

[sailor]

They did, and they came to that conclusion just standing there talking to eachother. What it really is is when people see you every day it tricks them into thinking you're all closer that you really are. So there's this combination of them thinking you're like their coffee wife and will absorb their abuse while at the same time not respecting you as a person because you serve them, and it blows up.

You're a chick?!

[Gutter]

I couldn't remember if it was him or Hicks. A lot of their shit runs together for me.

I get Hedberg and Steven Wright material mixed up

[Misteriosa]

"You never cut me slack!"

Omg.. I think I've been around for all of fezzies breakdowns. :ohmy:

[realmenhatelife]

You're a chick?!

I was using the term in a non engendered way, like when you do a 'femenist' read of something.

[realmenhatelife]

"You never cut me slack!"

Omg.. I think I've been around for all of fezzies breakdowns. :ohmy:

That doesn't make you old, it just makes you dedicated.

[realmenhatelife]

I wonder where Nico is. Last we heard he was selling insurance.

[Recyclerz]

You never cut me slack!"

Omg.. I think I've been around for all of fezzies breakdowns.

That doesn't make you old, it just makes you dedicated.


I know I've said this before but they never go back to the last NEW show where Fez started crying saying goodbye to Rory Hamptons.

[sailor]

I was using the term in a non engendered way, like when you do a 'femenist' read of something.

Ah, neuter gender. Got it.

[realmenhatelife]

Ah, neuter gender. Got it.

But I'm all man and I served the coffee with permiating masculine sexuality.

[deliciousV]

But I'm all man and I served the coffee with permiating masculine sexuality.

can't I just have mine with a little cream and sugar?

[sailor]

can't I just have mine with a little cream and sugar?

I assume that's the permeating part.

[realmenhatelife]

can't I just have mine with a little cream and sugar?

It's never a 'little cream.'

[sailor]

It's never a 'little cream.'

See?!

[Misteriosa]

Spy report:just outside my job, a taxi driver had heart attack. Ran over a lady and her baby. Taxi had passengers. It crashed into a dunkin donuts.

[Dell]

found this article regarding the dunkin donuts lady...

followup to video (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/viral-video/polite-dunkin-donuts-worker-768402)

provides her name, but I think she took her facebook down...

[deliciousV]

It's never a 'little cream.'

Then I'm going to Starbucks

[LeedsJr]

What's a "throat invection"? :happy:

[hanso]

What's a "throat invection"? :happy:

clamato hpv

[LeedsJr]

The rape joke wasn't "you like that, don't you", it was "just relax and take it, it will be over soon". And none of it was funny. :thumbdown:

[deliciousV]

My son works at Best Buy and has heard nothing but bad stuff about the new XBox, he says they are hearing that it won't work without the Kinect being attached, and that the Kinect will gather info. For instance, if you order a movie it won't play if there are more than x number of people in the room, unless you pay more.

sounds like crazy talk to me, but that's what he is hearing.

[Gutter]

My son works at Best Buy and has heard nothing but bad stuff about the new XBox, he says they are hearing that it won't work without the Kinect being attached, and that the Kinect will gather info. For instance, if you order a movie it won't play if there are more than x number of people in the room, unless you pay more.

sounds like crazy talk to me, but that's what he is hearing.

that's pretty much true from what I've read as well on kotaku.com. the kinnect can be shut off, but you have to be online or at least log in online once every 24hrs to play any game. there are new restrictions on trading in games and even letting friends borrow a game you purchased. the movie thing, i believe either hasn't been confirmed yet, or that the number allowed in one room is like 8 or 10 ppl. not sure on that though. the majority of the info for the new xbox is very confusing. I don't know what they're thinking over there.

[Misteriosa]

The part about it not working without the kinect is true from what I'm also hearing

[Gutter]

Spy report:just outside my job, a taxi driver had heart attack. Ran over a lady and her baby. Taxi had passengers. It crashed into a dunkin donuts.

holy crap!!! is the lady and baby ok?

[deliciousV]

The part about it not working without the kinect is true from what I'm also hearing

and apparently this line is in the Privacy policy for Kinect "Kinect can record speech data, photos and videos"...

[jennysmurf]

But I'm all man and I served the coffee with permiating masculine sexuality.

can't I just have mine with a little cream and sugar?

I assume that's the permeating part.

It's never a 'little cream.'

Then I'm going to Starbucks

This whole exchange made me so happy.:laugh:

[hanso]

lifeboat-off ... ... jay jay mohrs-on

[Gutter]

lifeboat-off ... ... jay jay mohrs-on

JJ is on!?!?! sweet....jay mohrs is hilarious. excellent podcast as well.

[jennysmurf]

Love cartoons, and watch them all the time. South Park, Family Guy, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Spongebob, etc. Although, I don't enjoy the Simpsons or King of the Hill.

[Gutter]

thats a "I'm handing you a beating" joke.

[sailor]

Mike Judd?!

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah Dany Targarean is with Seth McFarland and Rosario Dawson is with Danny Boyle. What the hell is going on?

[sailor]

Hicks said Edward O'Neill?!

[sailor]

Maybe it's just because I'm old now, but the new Beavis & butthead sucked.

[jennysmurf]

Maybe it's just because I'm old now, but the new Beavis & butthead sucked.

Well, you are old, but it did suck.

[realmenhatelife]

It's cute how little the interns know about the shows.

I think netflix is switching to allow two people to stream at a time from one account before they start blocking.

[Misteriosa]

holy crap!!! is the lady and baby ok?
Idk.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/IMG_20130611_141749_378_zpsb7738aa2.jpg

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/IMG_20130611_141740_887_zpsa8dc4063.jpg

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/IMG_20130611_141825_964_zps02d62383.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Idk.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/IMG_20130611_141749_378_zpsb7738aa2.jpg

You live in that scene from The French Connection.






Shit, my friends who have been dating for 7 years just broke up. This isn't going to be good for anyone.

[Misteriosa]

The Channel 7 van is here. You might catch the story there. Everyone around here is saying the cabbie died. If you watch the cast, you will all get to see the shining examples of humanity with whom I get to work.

[Misteriosa]

The masses are huddling... looks like a live telecast is happening :dry:

[Misteriosa]

And news 4 has arrived... I'm going upstairs before I get mobbed.

[realmenhatelife]

Everyone who was on that bus is grumbling.

[Misteriosa]

Good thing today isnt the day the methadone clinic dispenses medication. Then those newscasters'd really be in for a treat.

[hanso]

JJ is on!?!?! sweet....jay mohrs is hilarious. excellent podcast as well.

yes his sports show

[Misteriosa]

Everyone who was on that bus is grumbling.

Nah.. the people on the train who need to get off at this stop are the grumbling ones.. :o

[realmenhatelife]

Nah.. the people on the train who need to get off at this stop are the grumbling ones.. :o

Someone had a heart attack in a trolly I was on and we had to get off and cross to the other side while they got the guy out and the jamaican nurses getting off their shifts were letting this fucking guy have it for having a heart attack during morning rush hour.

[Gutter]

yes his sports show

ahhhh....I thought you meant he called in to the big show.

[sailor]

Google bought waze! So glad it didn't go to Facebook.

[Misteriosa]

The baby is ok, from what I'm hearing

[sailor]

ahhhh....I thought you meant he called in to the big show.

Ed's dead.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, I didn't know Scott Thorson was 17 when Liberace started banging him by watching the movie.

[Misteriosa]

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=9134948

NEW YORK (WABC) -- A livery driver, in his 50s, apparently suffered a heart attack or other medical condition while driving southbound on Prospect Avenue.


His vehicle jumped onto the sidewalk and struck a 17-year-old girl and her one-year-old infant son in a stroller.

The driver died at Lincoln Hospital. The mother and child are being treated at Lincoln Hospital for minor injuries.



there you have it. poor guy :down: im glad the mom and baby are ok. that dunkin donuts opened up about a month ago too.

[realmenhatelife]

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=9134948



there you have it. poor guy :down: im glad the mom and baby are ok. that dunkin donuts opened up about a month ago too.

It's kindof like the South Bronx According to Garp.

[sailor]

Syrian rebels executed a 14 year old boy in front of his parents for insulting Mohamed. Fucking animals.

[Recyclerz]

Syrian rebels executed a 14 year old boy in front of his parents for insulting Mohamed. Fucking animals.

Are you giving away Game of Thrones spoilers again?

And really, what animal was ever that evil? Other than humans, that is.

[sailor]

Are you giving away Game of Thrones spoilers again?

And really, what animal was ever that evil? Other than humans, that is.

Humans are the worst and this is totally something Joffrey would do.

[realmenhatelife]

Are you giving away Game of Thrones spoilers again?

And really, what animal was ever that evil? Other than humans, that is.

Some animals literally eat their babies. So the Syrians are really hamstering it up.