Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/19/13 - No Mas

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

How about a little pep!

[A.J.]

Elvis Sun Sessions! Scotty Moore!

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

this online player must be 10 minutes behind...wow

[Gutter]

Morning buds. No Peppy Hamburger again?!?! Nurts.

[jennysmurf]

These kids are really eating into my free time. When does school start again?

[realmenhatelife]

Die Antword has a new video that shows off Yolandi's body to the point where it might be NSFW, cant believe the show isn't on that yet.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's about to shit talk aderal, Misti's blood pressure is shooting up.

[A.J.]

These kids are really eating into my free time. When does school start again?

Tap into your maternal instincts!

[Dell]

Die Antword has a new video that shows off Yolandi's body to the point where it might be NSFW, cant believe the show isn't on that yet.

so old that I don't recognize either of these references...but, I do understand NSFW so say more

[jennysmurf]

Tap into your maternal instincts!

No! Don't wanna! *stomps foot

[Dell]

These kids are really eating into my free time. When does school start again?

do what my mother did...send the kids outside and tell them to be home before the streetlights

[Gutter]

so old that I don't recognize either of these references...but, I do understand NSFW so say more

agreed.

[jennysmurf]

do what my mother did...send the kids outside and tell them to be home before the streetlights

You can't do that anymore. World be cray, yo.

[realmenhatelife]

so old that I don't recognize either of these references...but, I do understand NSFW so say more

Die Antword is this really wacky South African rap group who have been around for a few years. They're actually an elaborate satire and the two main members, Yolandi and Ninja, are performance artists. They also famously collaborated with an artist with progeria.

Anyway, Yolandi, despite being disturbingly weird, is also smoking hot. And nearly naked in this new video.

Here is an old video to give you an idea:

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Here is the new video which may be NSFW

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[LeedsJr]

I wish they would hold off the interviews until at least noon, so I could go get lunch.

[Recyclerz]

Had to Google this guy to figure out who he is. He is almost a doppelganger of one of my old bosses.

[A.J.]

Tap into your maternal instincts!

No! Don't wanna! *stomps foot

I love you more and more....

[Lemieux66]

This is the dude who bombed terribly as Drunk Uncle at the Sandy benefit concert.

[hanso]

Hope the progeria intern gets on air today

[realmenhatelife]

Hope the progeria intern gets on air today

Progeria comes up twice on the first page, what are the chances.

[jennysmurf]

I love you more and more....

:wub: And I'm not even trying!

[jennysmurf]

Progeria comes up twice on the first page, what are the chances.

We are a very learn-ed listening thread.

[Gutter]

Die Antword is this really wacky South African rap group who have been around for a few years. They're actually an elaborate satire and the two main members, Yolandi and Ninja, are performance artists. They also famously collaborated with an artist with progeria.



Ohhhhh yeaaaaa.....I've seen them before. I've seen the video for the song with the progeria artist and an episode of SNL when they were the musical guests.

[realmenhatelife]

We are a very learn-ed listening thread.

How old are your wards?

[Gutter]

We are a very learn-ed listening thread.

We are so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

[Dell]

a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle...a group of geese in the air is a skein

[Gutter]

a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle...a group of geese in the air is a skein

Language!

[jennysmurf]

How old are your wards?

Eight and ten. I've been with them since the eight year-old was born. They's like my own babies.

[hanso]

Hope the progeria intern gets on air today

There he is! :clap:

[Dell]

Eight and ten. I've been with them since the eight year-old was born. They's like my own babies.

fine...but how old are your warts?

[Lemieux66]

Ron has moved on from beret to fedora? Pretty soon he'll disappear entirely up his own asshole.

[hanso]

a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle...a group of geese in the air is a skein

And snapple makes you fat

[jennysmurf]

fine...but how old are your warts?

I have no warts. I, sir, am a lady.

[Dell]

And snapple makes you fat

but it's a DIET peach tea...

[realmenhatelife]

Eight and ten. I've been with them since the eight year-old was born. They's like my own babies.

Like Gully and Harriet the Spy.

[realmenhatelife]

Something to consider about work/checking out, most people dont work at places where their input and extra effort is appreciated. I do my job and there is literally no way for me to do better or more. The extent of the extra contribution I can make is to pick up someone elses work and do it for them.

[hanso]

dana plato for me ......tv would ya game..back in the day

[deliciousV]

I found out at about 6 last night that Chappelle was doing 2 shows at our House of Blues, they were both sold out. I have got to start keeping up with the HOB website.

[Gutter]

I'd say in a given week, I only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work. I've got a meeting with the Bob's.

[jennysmurf]

Like Gully and Harriet the Spy.

Maybe from the book, but not the movie. I look nothing like Rosie O'Donnell, and I will fight anyone to the death that says I do.:annoyed:

[Recyclerz]

This bit has got to be another aggressive passive aggressive ploy to get through to Fez.

I predict it will be less than successful.

[LeedsJr]

I'd say in a given week, I only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work. I've got a meeting with the Bob's.


Did you get that memo about the new cover sheets for your TPS reports?

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe from the book, but not the movie. I look nothing like Rosie O'Donnell, and I will fight anyone to the death that says I do.:annoyed:

They made a book out of that?

[Dell]

OMG...the only girl that makes beauty pageant contestants look intelligent has join the show

[realmenhatelife]

Oh Jesus, It's Daba. I was thinking it was Molly the whole time.

[LeedsJr]

Oh Jesus, It's Daba. I was thinking it was Molly the whole time.


I think they're the same person.

[Dell]

Oh Jesus, It's Daba. I was thinking it was Molly the whole time.

there is no mistaking the extreme stupidity...voice is a lot like Molly though

[LeedsJr]

Daba, Catholic Joe, and Shelby in studio make up for the hour-long marketing infomercial they closed the show with yesterday.

[realmenhatelife]

Daba, Catholic Joe, and Shelby in studio make up for the hour-long marketing infomercial they closed the show with yesterday.

Yeah they have a really good report, its cute.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Thank god Jay Mohr has a live show.
I have zero idea how ron signs a renewal contract with fez just to prove it to Ron Diaz.

[Dell]

Yeah they have a really good report, its cute.

I haven't seen it...would you post a link to the report?
















:tongue:

[Recyclerz]

I so wish Pipps or somebody had made a sound drop of that Terrence Stamp "Now, who is Fez?" line.

[jennysmurf]

They made a book out of that?

Don't make me slap you.

[Recyclerz]

Given his last 12 months, Fez should be banned from this year's Gay Pride parade.

[realmenhatelife]

Don't make me slap you.

It's been a slow month, I wouldn't mind it.




I dont know why Fez doesn't like his white beard, I'm psyched by my few white beard hairs.

[Dell]

Don't make me slap you.

yeah...reading is hard!

[hanso]

I so wish Pipps or somebody had made a sound drop of that Terrence Stamp "Now, who is Fez?" line.

They could play it when he starts to pipe up on his own.

[realmenhatelife]

I agree with the kids, Fez has a better chance of pulling strange if he's in a group of other guys.

[deliciousV]

It's been a slow month, I wouldn't mind it.




I dont know why Fez doesn't like his white beard, I'm psyched by my few white beard hairs.

I keep coloring mine, if I don't it goes into a kind of reverse skunk.

[Recyclerz]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I think Fez is a little nuts.

[realmenhatelife]

I keep coloring mine, if I don't it goes into a kind of reverse skunk.

And I've got like 1 white chest hair.

[Gutter]

Awful joke intern is awful.

[Dell]

why does Fez find it unbelievable that someone would ask to be beat up...:happy:

[spoon]

I keep coloring mine, if I don't it goes into a kind of reverse skunk.



You stink!

[deliciousV]

You stink!

I said reverse skunk, so it's more of a lovely floral scent, with a hint of coconut.

[Dell]

I keep coloring mine, if I don't it goes into a kind of reverse skunk.

I have a lot of grey in my beard, but none on my head...been that way since I was 30 or so

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k528/skcirdell/beard_zps2d66b678.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Mac goes in the drink. This would be way tougher if it was Frank, Dee, Charlie and Dennis.

[Dell]

never saw the show even once...lifeboat just came on to indicate how much this player is sailoring

[deliciousV]

I have a lot of grey in my beard, but none on my head...been that way since I was 30 or so

http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k528/skcirdell/beard_zps2d66b678.jpg

mine in it's natural state, note the dark strip in the middle and the fact that the mustache stays brown?

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[realmenhatelife]

See I have dark hair so either one of those levels of whiteness would look great on me for a nice contrast.

[Lemieux66]

Dennis is the weakest by a fucking mile.

[realmenhatelife]

On this list Dee is my first save, people are fucking crazy. In order Dee, Dennis, Charlie, Mac but Frank trumps everyone.


Caller has a good point though that so much of the group has to do with chemistry, so if you remove any parts the whole thing might fail.

[deliciousV]

never saw the show even once...lifeboat just came on to indicate how much this player is sailoring

me either, my son has been after me to watch it, I have it Q'd up on Netflix, I think I'll start it after I finish rewatching the Sopranos, in fact everyone here should rewatch the Sopranos, listen to Tony breath for a while and Ron and Hicks suddenly become quiet.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know if I could continue eating cheese steaks if I couldn't handle fried onions anymore.

[deliciousV]

See I have dark hair so either one of those levels of whiteness would look great on me for a nice contrast.

I've thought several times about going full beard, but then I'd have to wear a hat because full beard and bald looks silly

[jennysmurf]

This thread became beard porn while I was gone.

[deliciousV]

This thread became beard porn while I was gone.

we really need female supervision

[jennysmurf]

we really need female supervision

Apparently. With the girls out of school, and Misti on desk duty, it's going to go downhill fast around here. And we're already pretty darn downhill as it is.

[Dell]

mine in it's natural state, note the dark strip in the middle and the fact that the mustache stays brown?

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this is spy's beard...and her mother

http://dreamerseventplanner.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/dreamers-mother.jpg

it's more fun making fun when he's posting with us...:dry:

[LeedsJr]

Apparently. With the girls out of school, and Misti on desk duty, it's going to go downhill fast around here. And we're already pretty darn downhill as it is.


Too many euphemisms for me to sort out. :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

I've thought several times about going full beard, but then I'd have to wear a hat because full beard and bald looks silly

Oh christ I hope not, theres less snow on the roof every year...

[realmenhatelife]

this is spy's beard...and her mother

http://dreamerseventplanner.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/dreamers-mother.jpg

it's more fun making fun when he's posting with us...:dry:

Spy couldn't pull a girl that good looking even if she didn't have to cloak herself in his old batwing balls.

[jennysmurf]

Too many euphemisms for me to sort out. :wacko:

Stop being so slappable.

[jennysmurf]

Edward Gorey, world's best ever asexual...

http://www.vol1brooklyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/EDWARDGOREY.jpeg

[Dell]

Oh christ I hope not, theres less snow on the roof every year...

http://blogs.delawareonline.com/philledin/files/2010/10/WoolyWillyOpt-225x300.jpg

but there is a solution...

http://www.kprifm.com/images/302914.jpg

[jennysmurf]

http://blogs.delawareonline.com/philledin/files/2010/10/WoolyWillyOpt-225x300.jpg

but there is a solution...

http://www.kprifm.com/images/302914.jpg

He has to move to San Fran?

[jennysmurf]

Man, I miss Pepper.:down:

[Lemieux66]

Hicks' death throes over the phone is the best bit of the week, somehow.

[Dell]

Hicks doesn't sound any different to me...

[Gutter]

Man, I miss Pepper.:down:

The show just got a whole bunch better since he's been on the phone.

[jennysmurf]

The show just got a whole bunch better since he's been on the phone.

Yeah, I don't want Ron to make him hang up.

[LeedsJr]

What's a "giraft"? :happy:

[jennysmurf]

What's a "giraft"? :happy:

Ha! I heard that too. :happy:

[Lemieux66]

Ah, the old "why play by society's rules?" debate from people who work 4 hours a day.

It's an O&A and R&F classic.

[Dell]

HA...Ron just told Fez to take tomorrow off

Ron's concern for Fez's chest pains took an all new low...

[realmenhatelife]

Edward Gorey, world's best ever asexual...

http://www.vol1brooklyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/EDWARDGOREY.jpeg

And a big ballet fan.

[Dell]

I hope they don't take a break...I really want to hear them enjoying that food!

[jennysmurf]

And a big ballet fan.

Stop being so sexy by knowing things about my favorite illustrator. It's not fair.

[realmenhatelife]

Stop being so sexy by knowing things about my favorite illustrator. It's not fair.

Ghastly.

[Dell]

Stop being so sexy by knowing things about my favorite illustrator. It's not fair.

my favorite illustrator...

http://www.dougsneyd.com/images/doug4.jpg

Doug Sneyd

[realmenhatelife]

Didn't the Lumiere's make that bullet shooting to the moon movie in like 1900?

[LeedsJr]

Stop being so sexy by knowing things about my favorite illustrator. It's not fair.

my favorite illustrator...


Doug Sneyd


The fact that I am aware of 2 people in the world who even have a favorite illustrator blows my mind. :huh:

[jennysmurf]

Ghastly.

Great. Now I need a cigarette.:smoke:

[jennysmurf]

The fact that I am aware of 2 people in the world who even have a favorite illustrator blows my mind. :huh:

We's cultured and stuff.

[deliciousV]

I went to the grocery and got stuff for tonights dinner, I went to the liquor store, and y'all didn't do much while I was gone.

ps. I predicted, to myself, in my own head, that Leeds said "giraft" while I was gone.

[realmenhatelife]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/40/Gerry_Poster.jpg/220px-Gerry_Poster.jpg

Yeah, they would never ever nerver make a strange experimental movie with no commercial appeal with a huge star.

[LeedsJr]

I went to the grocery and got stuff for tonights dinner, I went to the liquor store, and y'all didn't do much while I was gone.

ps. I predicted, to myself, in my own head, that Leeds said "giraft" while I was gone.


I'm dependable. It's one of my better qualities.

...And I could hear Ron breathing into the mic while they were listening to that film clip.

[realmenhatelife]

Great. Now I need a cigarette.:smoke:

Someones big panties are a jellied aspic.



I loved Blair Witch, I dont give a fuck. One of my favorite movie going experiences.

[realmenhatelife]

Rec and Paranormal Activity are both fantastic found footage movies.

[LeedsJr]

I loved Blair Witch, I dont give a fuck. One of my favorite movie going experiences.


I wouldn't go quite that far, but I did enjoy it.

[Dell]

The fact that I am aware of 2 people in the world who even have a favorite illustrator blows my mind. :huh:

I'm sure you have enjoyed Doug S. work...here's a sample

http://blog.oregonlive.com/steveduin/2009/04/medium_scan0003.jpg

[deliciousV]

I'm dependable. It's one of my better qualities.

...And I could hear Ron breathing into the mic while they were listening to that film clip.

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[Gutter]

Someones big panties are a jellied aspic.



I loved Blair Witch, I dont give a fuck. One of my favorite movie going experiences.

yea, that was a total mind fuck.

[Gutter]

I'm sure you have enjoyed Doug S. work...here's a sample



Dell, there is something crazy familiar about that art style.

[Gutter]

Derek Hess is one of my favorites

[Dell]

Dell, there is something crazy familiar about that art style.

he's the greatest...so many childhood memories of sneaking the magazines from my father's secret hiding space

Doug Sneyd, an artist for 'Playboy' magazine since the early 1960's

[Gutter]

he's the greatest...so many childhood memories of sneaking the magazines from my father's secret hiding space

Doug Sneyd, an artist for 'Playboy' magazine since the early 1960's

ohhhhh yeeaaaaa....that's right! the one pannel comics in Playboy! wow...blast from the past right there.

[jennysmurf]

Someones big panties are a jellied aspic.

Why do you think I wear big panties?:glurps:

[Dell]

Why do you think I wear big panties?:glurps:

I would have thought "aspic" would have hit you the hardest...:ohmy:

[A.J.]

I would have thought "aspic" would have hit you the hardest...:ohmy:

Useless without asspics.

[jennysmurf]

I would have thought "aspic" would have hit you the hardest...:ohmy:

Nope. "Fat" is the worst thing you can call a girl.:down:

[realmenhatelife]

Nope. "Fat" is the worst thing you can call a girl.:down:

The subtext that you have big panties doesn't come from weight. Like that you have bloomer nanny panties on.

[jennysmurf]

The subtext that you have big panties doesn't come from weight. Like that you have bloomer nanny panties on.

It's too deep a subtext in that it makes no sense. Nice try, though.

[Dell]

The subtext that you have big panties doesn't come from weight. Like that you have bloomer nanny panties on.

it may just be me...but, I don't think you're helping yourself any

[jennysmurf]

it may just be me...but, I don't think you're helping yourself any

Not even a little bit, right? Him always mentioning that I have big panties every time I hit on him has put me in my place, and I shan't try to rise above my station again. Scout's honor.

[A.J.]

big panties

Big boy pants are better!

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[realmenhatelife]

You guys cant write my narrative.

[deliciousV]

You guys cant write my narrative.

how did you type this with your foot in your mouth?

[jennysmurf]

how did you type this with your foot in your mouth?

He just types with the other foot.

[deliciousV]

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I posted this earlier, and then he took his last. I might have jinxed him.

[jennysmurf]

I posted this earlier, and then he took his last. I might have jinxed him.

Way to go, Jinxy.