Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/27/13 - Thirsty Thurstdays

[realmenhatelife]

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Get some h2o. Also appropriate:

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[jimmyolsenblues]

budday's!!!!! any idea on doing another ron and fez bar night?

[realmenhatelife]

PaulO round two, and if you missed it Lady Di and Marian are in O&A tomorrow so that should be appointment listening.

[disneyspy]

test test

hey buddays

[LeedsJr]

PaulO round two, and if you missed it Lady Di and Marian are in O&A tomorrow so that should be appointment listening.


Is Paul O definite? Yesterday's show was great.

[disneyspy]

what a fun show yesterdays turned out to be,hope todays is as well

and i know RMHL is on paulo's good list

[disneyspy]

Is Paul O definite? Yesterday's show was great.

yep

[hanso]

test test

hey buddays

No need to be testy

[realmenhatelife]

Is Paul O definite? Yesterday's show was great.

I believe they said so yesterday.

what a fun show yesterdays turned out to be,hope todays is as well

and i know RMHL is on paulo's good list

I'm on everyone but Jenny's good list. Rain out?

[disneyspy]

I believe they said so yesterday.



I'm on everyone but Jenny's good list. Rain out?

na,i just took off early so i could listen live and hang out with yoose guys

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I sure hope Paulo has something to not talk about today...that guy is pure radio gold!

[disneyspy]

No need to be testy

had to check to see if my account still worked and just ask any of the hacks,i've got testy's to the ground

[Dell]

testicles testicles

hey buddays

tee hee...

[disneyspy]

tee hee...

play us out chris

double guns bitches

[Dell]

play us out chris

double guns bitches

did you hear Chip talking with the Penthouse models...goddamn funniest bit on that show in a long time

[disneyspy]

did you hear Chip talking with the Penthouse models...goddamn funniest bit on that show in a long time

i save my O&A's for the weekend so not yet,fuckin love chippah,FAWK YA!

[realmenhatelife]

My buddy who went to NYU tells a story about being in class and this kid with a super thick Queens accent is pitching an idea "This movie is comedy about a vampire in queens..." and the teacher points out that Eddie Murphy just put out Vampire in Brooklyn and the kid gets a confused look on his face then goes "ok ok, it's about a werewolf in Queens."

[hanso]

what a fun show yesterdays turned out to be,hope todays is as well

and i know RMHL is on paulo's good list

Careful with sentence structure and grammar you may get a curt reprimand.

[sailor]

PaulO round two, and if you missed it Lady Di and Marian are in O&A tomorrow so that should be appointment listening.

Lady di was hilarious with the answering jokes. "No, not drunken donuts!!"

[disneyspy]

hahaha he couldnt make it cuz a lie just came up

gonna use that at the next AA meeting i speak at

[sailor]

"It's a surfer shirt...if the surfer's four!" Hahaha!!

[realmenhatelife]

"You're like if Plato had a head wound..."

[sailor]

No need to be testy

Do NOT ask DS about his testes!!

Edit: damn, like third one to that joke. :(

[LeedsJr]

Paul O brings out the absolute best of Ron. :lol:

[disneyspy]

the friggin lines are flying out of ron today,that ronnie b's quotes guy is gonna be busy

[Dell]

Do NOT ask DS about his testes!!

Edit: damn, like third one to that joke. :(

sailor time is a bitch...

[jimmyolsenblues]

why is the girl intern Molly in studio we have Paul-o? <-radio gold.

[sailor]

sailor time is a bitch...

No sailor time, just back reading.

[realmenhatelife]

I do enjoy Ron's Daniel Plainview impression.

[Gutter]

Is that Paul-O sitting in again? Why does he sound so extra jewy today? Did he have a baaagel with some schmmmeeeear today fer breakfast?

hey buds.

[realmenhatelife]

He's explaining kickstarter.

[disneyspy]

He's explaining kickstarter.

with THE PAULO IN STUDIO ,how embarrasing

[jimmyolsenblues]

Chazz I love you but no one cares anymore about Bronx Tale.

[realmenhatelife]

with THE PAULO IN STUDIO ,how embarrasing

Rubbing it in that they've got like 20k.

[Recyclerz]

Chazz takes a unintended shot at Fez with his 4 hours in front of a mic comment.

I'll give odds that that comes up again

[Dell]

I was so glad I had buffer...skipped the entire interview

[realmenhatelife]

Molly is so sweet.

[Gutter]

Molly is so sweet.

and .net collectively swoons.....

[Dell]

OPUS X are about $30 each...this lady must like Ron

[disneyspy]

OPUS X are about $30 each...this lady must like Ron

shit she sent pepper a carton of cigs,60 bucks in chicaaaaago

[Dell]

you are naked and nude...you just are not "exposed"

[disneyspy]

nude and nude

[hanso]

Chazz I love you but no one cares anymore about Bronx Tale.

I don't and never did.

[realmenhatelife]

and .net collectively swoons.....

I just like how earnestly she'll respond to Ron's obvious joke about cancelling the show.

[Dell]

shit she sent pepper a carton of cigs,60 bucks in chicaaaaago

it had been a while since I bought an OPUS X so I googled the current prices...found a few ranging from $50 to $60 each

[disneyspy]

i'd post this pic but its pretty racy even with no nips or buns

[hanso]

Get ya some side-boob

[disneyspy]

when molly asks "why?" i always feel "awww how cute" inside

[realmenhatelife]

I like every time there's a story about how they have to get a young actress doing a full frontal scene to wear a merkin.




Now, Ron brought up shaven = infantilization of women. Granted, thats true, but you cant discount that we want more explicit, pornographic images and it serves that purpose too. Plus, compared to the past we're total clean freaks and hair is considered 'dirty' and certainly will maintain a smell. And oral sex is more normal today and so are tiny underwears (just ask smurf). So you cant get all high and mighty on it.

[Dell]

I like every time there's a story about how they have to get a young actress doing a full frontal scene to wear a merkin.




Now, Ron brought up shaven = infantilization of women. Granted, thats true, but you cant discount that we want more explicit, pornographic images and it serves that purpose too. Plus, compared to the past we're total clean freaks and hair is considered 'dirty' and certainly will maintain a smell. And oral sex is more normal today and so are tiny underwears (just ask smurf). So you cant get all high and mighty on it.

I don't know whether to take notes or shout AMEN...:huh:

[jennysmurf]

No! Don't leave, PaulO!!!! We need you in studio always!

[jennysmurf]

I never get tired of the dry Don Rigo comparisons.:happy:

[LeedsJr]

No, PaulO! Change to a later flight and go back on the show!

[LeedsJr]

It cracks me up that Ron complains about "trying" to go to break, when he's the one who keeps the conversation going. :laugh:

[disneyspy]

the first time i met paul was the day he got the NAIR scalp massage from fez

[jennysmurf]

the first time i met paul was the day he got the NAIR scalp massage from fez

And you've been in love ever since.

[realmenhatelife]

It would be funny to see a doc Paul makes about Fez where Fez doesn't appear in it at all. Like he's always just off camera.

[disneyspy]

It would be funny to see a doc Paul makes about Fez where Fez doesn't appear in it at all. Like he's always just off camera.

HA!!

[jennysmurf]

It would be funny to see a doc Paul makes about Fez where Fez doesn't appear in it at all. Like he's always just off camera.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/735/Rhoda408.jpg

[Lemieux66]

I've never understood Ron's notion that there needs to be a dynasty underway for a league to be interesting.

It's sure as hell not a reality anymore, and especially not in the NFL.

[disneyspy]

I've never understood Ron's notion that there needs to be a dynasty underway for a league to be interesting.

It's sure as hell not a reality anymore, and especially not in the NFL.

there really is only ONE real dynasty in north american pro sports

we all know who that is

[realmenhatelife]

there really is only ONE real dynasty in north american pro sports

we all know who that is

I'm not sure if you're being wrong about the Cowboys or being wrong about the Redwings right now.

[disneyspy]

22 Straight Playoff Appearances

[jennysmurf]

I'm not sure if you're being wrong about the Cowboys or being wrong about the Redwings right now.

Can't it be both?

[realmenhatelife]

Blowhard, let me guess, the Jets?

[realmenhatelife]

22 Straight Playoff Appearances

Ok, so get them the attendence award with the other nerds.

Can't it be both?

If anyone can do it...

[Lemieux66]

22 Straight Playoff Appearances

In a league where 16 of 30 make it. Impressive, not a dynasty.

[Dell]

22 Straight Playoff Appearances

every team in the NHL makes the playoffs...what a record :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

They're definitely a few cups short of a tea party, to put it in disney terms.

[disneyspy]

ok you guys aren't that smart so i'll explain it to you,i was talking about the red wings of detroit

[sailor]

every team in the NHL makes the playoffs...what a record :laugh:

Mediocrasty.

I just went all Phil Jackson and copyrighted that one.

[realmenhatelife]

Mediocrasty.

Ha

[Dell]

Mediocrasty.

I just went all Phil Jackson and copyrighted that one.

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

I dont agree about baseball, there are no upsets in baseball. It's just harder to tell who the best team is.

[jennysmurf]

Ron does a fantastic PaulO impersonation.:laugh:

[Dell]

Ron does a fantastic PaulO impersonation.:laugh:

everyone that talks nasally is easy to impersonate...:wink:

[disneyspy]

fuckin classic shelby

[jennysmurf]

everyone that talks nasally is easy to impersonate...:wink:

But it's the situations he puts PaulO in that are awesome.:laugh: A box of reading glasses at a flea market?:lol:

[Dell]

fuckin classic shelby

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/staging/carlist/items/Fullsize/Cars/71575/71575_Front_3-4.jpg

[LeedsJr]

fuckin classic shelby

"I can do the cooking if you provide the run-on sentences." :lol:

[CountryBob]

Miss Perrynoids songs

[disneyspy]

miss bob

[realmenhatelife]

Are you telling me John Lennon wasted his life smacking his wives and ignoring his kid?

[CountryBob]

I haven't been able to listen to much of the show this week but has Fez responded to having Paul around?

[sailor]

Are you telling me John Lennon wasted his life smacking his wives and ignoring his kid?

Sounds like a fulfilled life to me.

[Recyclerz]

Paul-O is channeling a version of Fez's narcissism.

[disneyspy]

I haven't been able to listen to much of the show this week but has Fez responded to having Paul around?

he talked alot yesterday

[Recyclerz]

Sounds like a fulfilled life to me.

I'm assuming that Mrs. Sailor doesn't visit the board

[Dell]

on delay and just hearing the start of the dynasty talk...did anyone point out that there are 6 years left in this decade for a dynasty (14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19) and not 5 as Ron keeps saying

[disneyspy]

on delay and just hearing the start of the dynasty talk...did anyone point out that there are 6 years left in this decade for a dynasty (14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19) and not 5 as Ron keeps saying

just keep listening,we dont want to ruin it for you

[disneyspy]

I'm assuming that Mrs. Sailor doesn't visit the board

good one! double guns!

play us out dell

[Dell]

just keep listening,we dont want to ruin it for you

he keeps saying the decade started with the 2010 superbowl, so we only had 4 of the 10 required to make a decade...no worries, I'm going live since Blowhard is on now

[jennysmurf]

just keep listening,we dont want to ruin it for you

Why not? You like to ruin everything for everyone else.

[disneyspy]

Why not? You like to ruin everything for everyone else.

dont quote me when you're talking to yourself

it just looks odd

[jennysmurf]

dont quote me when you're talking to yourself

it just looks odd

You look odd.

[realmenhatelife]

I always imagined hackles were like the back of a cats legs.

[LeedsJr]

Caller: "Hey, Ronnie B, interesting conversation today."

Ron: "You're DRUNK!"

:lol:

[sailor]

I'm assuming that Mrs. Sailor doesn't visit the board

She signed up years ago, but knows better than to post here.

[LeedsJr]

Did Fez leave or something?

They're talking about him like he's not there.

[sailor]

dont quote me when you're talking to yourself

it just looks odd

Why not go with "I know you are, but what am I?" Peewee?

[realmenhatelife]

Oof, I just went 0 for 3 for the first time in quiz cross on questions about female tennis and female golf.

[Lemieux66]

I'm sure Fez is every bit as dull at home as he is on the radio.

[Recyclerz]

Here's my secret vote on who is to blame for Fez.

Fez

[realmenhatelife]

Let the punches roll off his shoulder...

[Dell]

shelby: is this a movie pitch
paulo: yes there is one that's 20 BC
ron: and what?
paulo: things happened back then

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

bam,steve o and johnny knoxville are safe

[realmenhatelife]

bam,steve o and johnny knoxville are safe

It depends what 4 we're talking but I can imagine scenerios in which both Bam and Steve O are teetering for me.

Knoxville and Dunn are plenty safe.

[Dell]

I know I am behind, but having paulo reason that "possible" is the same as "probable" is driving me crazy...love that frigging nut!

[Recyclerz]

Fez's non-participation on the show combined with his (at gunpoint) willingness to accept the blame but not responsibility for said non-participation doesn't give me any great hope that the new shrink will have any better success than the last few dozen did.

Shocking, I know.

[realmenhatelife]

Knoxville, Bam, Steve-O and Dunn.



Hit the fucking drink, Steve O.


Shit, I hate to spend a long cruise with weepy Bam but his crew did stuff that made me laugh a lot more than Steve O. But if Brandon DiCimillio were there Bam would eat it.

[realmenhatelife]

Well lets not get into the who did it first argument because it all comes from skate videos in the 80s.

[Dell]

Well lets not get into the who did it first argument because it all comes from skate videos in the 80s.

well let rmhl take the crab out of crab soup...:huh:

[realmenhatelife]

well let rmhl take the crab out of crab soup...:huh:

Knoxville allowed himself to be shot, literally shot with a pistol, for Big Brother magazine so I think he's fine.

[Gutter]

Knoxville, Dunn....and I'm goin rogue for the third. Steve-O and Bam can hit the bricks....I'd just be screaming at Steve O to clear his god damned throat once and for all and Bam is a friggin cry baby. Lets bring in Wee Man for #3 spot. He's hilarious, takes up less space, and weighs less than the anyone else. Plus, he'd be easy to toss over the side if we get surrounded by sharks or something.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,til we meet again...

C'YA!!

[sailor]

Well lets not get into the who did it first argument because it all comes from skate videos in the 80s.

What was it, landspeed? I had friends who loved those, but I still don't see the appeal.

[realmenhatelife]

What was it, landspeed? I had friends who loved those, but I still don't see the appeal.

Doing skits and stunts and stuff. The argument was "Oh Bam and his group were doing stuff way before jackass" when they all were and there was a tradition of it back into Bones Brigade and that stuff.


It was Ron's reasoning for why he would ditch Knoxville on Lifeboat.

[sailor]

Doing skits and stunts and stuff. The argument was "Oh Bam and his group were doing stuff way before jackass" when they all were and there was a tradition of it back into Bones Brigade and that stuff.


It was Ron's reasoning for why he would ditch Knoxville on Lifeboat.

No, I mean I think the name of the one my friends would watch was "landspeed"

[realmenhatelife]

No, I mean I think the name of the one my friends would watch was "landspeed"

Landspeed was the sponsor for the CKY videos. The Bam Margera crew made the CKY videos, Steve O did his own stuff in Florida, and the West Coast guys were generally associated with Big Brother Magazine and their videos.

I enjoyed the Whiskey Bros videos from back in the day.

[sailor]

Landspeed was the sponsor for the CKY videos. The Bam Margera crew made the CKY videos, Steve O did his own stuff in Florida, and the West Coast guys were generally associated with Big Brother Magazine and their videos.

I enjoyed the Whiskey Bros videos from back in the day.

Ok, so cky then. It was fun shenanigans until they smeared shit on a sleeping friend's face. That's when it was dead to me.

[SonOfSmeagol]

Ok, so cky then. It was fun shenanigans until they smeared shit on a sleeping friend's face. That's when it was dead to me.

oh man. and I thought peanut butter in the ears and letting a couple of dogs in, was bad

[jennysmurf]

One of my many questions for PaulO after today's show is: "Do you comb your hair with Wonder Bread, PaulO?"

[thepaulo]

One of my many questions for PaulO after today's show is: "Do you comb your hair with Wonder Bread, PaulO?"

My hair is the latest thing. I'm ahead of the curve.