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CYYYFYYY
02-10-2002, 06:45 AM
I once was on a date with a
young lady and we ended up
plaing Ping Pong. As most of
you know women STINK at Ping
Pong. I am also VERY good at
Ping Pong. I saw the other
guys just destroying there
gf's. I thought this was a
sad sight so I played real
easy on her letting all the
games be close. If I wanted
to I could have shut her out.
I even let her win a game.
Later I realized she kinda
lost respect for me. So
Ladies what is the proper
thing? Wipe the floor with
them or ma


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TheGameHHH
02-10-2002, 04:44 PM
Survival of the fittest CYYYFYYY....to be the man, you gotta beat the man. Don't take it lightly on anybody.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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CYYYFYYY
02-10-2002, 04:45 PM
So should I get cocky and
say... hey little lady I can
beat you with my lefgt
hand.... and then move it to
my right hand and hold it in
all funny positions...... If
we ever had a RON and Fex Ping
Pong Tournment i would
KILL!!!!! Just like me for
my best sport to be Ping
Pong..... Of course my record
against you Ron and Fez
Cronies in pool is quite
impressiv


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Jennitalia
02-10-2002, 04:55 PM
you sound like a great date, cyyyfyyy ;)


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CYYYFYYY
02-10-2002, 05:19 PM
I sence sarcasm!!!!!!! Did I
mention I payed for the Ping
Pong???????


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Havenostaples
02-10-2002, 05:34 PM
Now i want to play ping pong

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FiveB247
02-10-2002, 05:37 PM
I couldn't just beat a girl like that. That's such a dick thing to do. In college I was in a raquetball class. It was me and like 11 girls. Of course I could have whooped them and shut them out. But cause I'm nice, I would play easy with them and let them be in the game..they knew it and liked me for it.

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Jennitalia
02-10-2002, 05:42 PM
at least make it interesting, like if you beat her, she has to do things to you, or something...i mean, especially if you're paying for the ping-pong, she should at least have the common courtesy of putting out ;)



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JerseyRich
02-10-2002, 06:14 PM
My advice is to play foose-ball on your next date...I have seen how much you suck at that....

:)


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CYYYFYYY
02-10-2002, 06:56 PM
I kick ass in Foose ball...
You may have caught me in my
drunk stage when I insisted on
napping between points... that
hurt my game alot...


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Pootertoot
02-11-2002, 10:39 AM
CYYYFYYY, this is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read.

That being said, there's nothing more satisfying than beating your girlfriend at something, although you'll pay later for it. Even better is beating a small child.

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TomPoo
02-11-2002, 11:16 AM
I payed for the Ping
Pong
what he didn't tell you is she payed for dinner, the taxi, the bar tab, and the movie.

CYYYFYYY, your a pus... kick her ass next time faggit


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Jennitalia
02-11-2002, 02:18 PM
i kick ass in air hockey. my secret is to distract 'em with my cleavage as i slam that puck so hard into the goal...

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CYYYFYYY
02-11-2002, 02:35 PM
Now I'm Hungry..........


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Jennitalia
02-11-2002, 02:43 PM
Puck you, CY ;)


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CYYYFYYY
02-11-2002, 03:52 PM
SOMEONE HAD TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!


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JerseyRich
02-11-2002, 04:06 PM
slam that puck so hard


Why am I so turned on?

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Jennitalia
02-11-2002, 04:08 PM
the girl would be a keeper if she could shoot the ping pongs out of her tookie ;)


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MANdrew
02-11-2002, 05:05 PM
i giggle like a school girl everytime i read a post where you say "tookie" jenni

cy-
on a date with a
young lady and we ended up
plaing Ping Pongthats your first problem

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EffMeBoobs
02-11-2002, 07:27 PM
Even better when the air hockey puck flies off the table and straight into HIS crotch.

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Jennitalia
02-12-2002, 05:54 AM
Even better when the air hockey puck flies off the table and straight into HIS crotch



as long as it's able to work later on ;)

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EffMeBoobs
02-12-2002, 10:43 AM
If it can't work after getting hit, he's not a man. We all know only REAL men don't wear cups in sports. ;)

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Pootertoot
02-12-2002, 05:10 PM
Even better when the air hockey puck flies off the table and straight into HIS crotch

What did I ever do to you?

Other than that incident with the knife. I saw it in a Brad Pitt movie, it looked interesting.

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EffMeBoobs
02-12-2002, 06:17 PM
What did I ever do to you?
You don't remember slicing my clitoris open about a month ago with your ginsu knife? Even Herbert was there for that incident. He was mighty pissed off and he's returned with a vengeance.

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Sabotage
02-12-2002, 06:45 PM
ping pong
darts
racketball
pool
air hockey
chess
backgammon
these are just some of the games I have let my former girlfriends beat me at. I beat my wife at every game I can.

Hooray, We can say "Stuff your Ass" now! Damn, now I'm starving!
Havenostaples
02-12-2002, 07:45 PM
i kick ass in air hockey. my secret is to distract 'em with my cleavage as i slam that puck so hard into the goal...


thats cheating

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CYYYFYYY
02-12-2002, 08:03 PM
Haven if that is cheating I
wish all the ladies
cheated.........


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