Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/1/13 - A Safe Place

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Because I will never yell at you for hating my music. Really it was like Ron was 14 all over again telling his parents they just dont get Ziggy Stardust because their hearts were like dead, man.

[LeedsJr]

Mornin' buddays.

Sounds like I missed a pretty lousy show yesterday. Yay me! :clap:

[spoon]

Get off my lawn!!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Mornin' buddays.

Sounds like I missed a pretty lousy show yesterday. Yay me! :clap:

Actually it wasn't that bad, just a bit of a hiccup. They did do back to back interviews, though. The part of the show that wasn't interviews or Ron yelling at ibang commentors (which was satisfying on its own) was pretty zippy.

Fez' dad used to see a fat woman and say "omar the tentmaker has been working overtime to keep her in dresses."

[spoon]

Somewhere a fanboy is crying right now, not getting down.

[realmenhatelife]

Well it turns out they haven't cancelled artist of the day.

[LeedsJr]

Well it turns out they haven't cancelled artist of the day.

Ron's revenge! :lol:

[spoon]

I would have played dead air and 5 minutes later explained the artist of the day was Monet for fboy. Yet u know we would have heard lip smacking, wheezing and snot slurping with that "dead air".

[spoon]

"I'd go take a shit"

Nice.

[realmenhatelife]

NIN
Cat Power
Neither
Neither
Neither

[hanso]

music for george mccray rock your baby was kc/sunshine band

[LeedsJr]

Killers v NIN? Really?? :blink:

[LeedsJr]

"I'd go take a shit"

Nice.


Just heard this. Great line. :laugh:

[Lemieux66]

Lisa Remedy.

[LeedsJr]

Well, after that pummeling, I guess we won't be hearing from Fez for another hour.

[realmenhatelife]

I hate when you eat a toasted sandwich and it scuffs up the delicate inside of your mouth.

[LeedsJr]

Yes, Jesse Owens was awesome, but I don't think it exactly changed Hitler's mind.

[realmenhatelife]

Killers v NIN? Really?? :blink:

Although what era do they play live? Like if it's all just new shit I dont know.

[Misteriosa]

hello hello :o

[LeedsJr]

Although what era do they play live? Like if it's all just new shit I dont know.

Trent always plays a couple of songs from every album.
20 to 25 songs, 2 to 2.5 hours with almost no time between songs.
Best live act I've ever seen.

[realmenhatelife]

Trent always plays a couple of songs from every album.
20 to 25 songs, 2 to 2.5 hours with almost no time between songs.
Best live act I've ever seen.

Yeah that's pretty hard to argue with, then.

[Misteriosa]

SUHH-blime. ive never heard the emphasis put on the first syllable like that, or should i say the em-PHAH-sis on the wrong sy-LAH-ble :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

I rode through a secluded corner of the park last week and this old guy was sitting on a bench playing his guitar and singing. And I think I surprised him because when I looped back around he wasn't singing anymore and was playing more softly.

[realmenhatelife]

SUHH-blime. ive never heard the emphasis put on the first syllable like that, or should i say the em-PHAH-sis on the wrong sy-LAH-ble :dry:

To be fair he was blowing out bong smoke.

[Misteriosa]

AAAAAAND hicks is dying in the background. :unsure: you'd think all that wheezing and coughing would be a clue for him to get his shit together

[Misteriosa]

To be fair he was blowing out bong smoke.

you roooooooooooned it!

[realmenhatelife]

AAAAAAND hicks is dying in the background. :unsure: you'd think all that wheezing and coughing would be a clue for him to get his shit together

I think he's using it as his clue to hasten the end.

[spoon]

AAAAAAND hicks is dying in the background. :unsure: you'd think all that wheezing and coughing would be a clue for him to get his shit together

isn't he actually asthmatic?

could have sworn he was

i meant asthmatIC!

[Misteriosa]

haaaaaa! ron made a message board joke!

[realmenhatelife]

This kid will never ask for guitar advice again with this torrent of horse shit she's getting.




Riley Cooper isn't the new guy, he's been third string for a few seasons and would be third string this season if Maclin wasn't hurt.

[spoon]

haaaaaa! ron made a message board joke!

missed it

sure it was a doozy

[hanso]

Yes, Jesse Owens was awesome, but I don't think it exactly changed Hitler's mind.

hitler may have lost interest in the stadium after that.

here is a nice run down of him
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Adolf_Hitler

[spoon]

that's right, doozy

BIG GUNS!

[Misteriosa]

missed it

sure it was a doozy

here is how it went:

Hicks was talking about Riley Cooper. Ron said, "Riley Luck they call him, and then he disappears."

i just think that as much as he talks about how he doesnt like the boards now, he'll still make an inside .net joke

[realmenhatelife]

here is how it went:



i just think that as much as he talks about how he doesnt like the boards now, he'll still make an inside .net joke

Too bad he didn't have the old irishalky drop ready.

[spoon]

yah, we all know why SHE disappeared

alkey is actually missed

[Lemieux66]

Half season suspension :lol:

Fez's hypersensitivity never disappoints. And by never, I mean always.

[jennysmurf]

I hate when you eat a toasted sandwich and it scuffs up the delicate inside of your mouth.

Here, try some of this. Don't forget to wash it down with the orange juice. It will be soothing.

http://cdn3.www.babble.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Product_Original1.gif

[realmenhatelife]

Half season suspension :lol:

Fez's hypersensitivity never disappoints. And by never, I mean always.

I think he's just playing his role.


I feel like having to walk into that locker room and face all the black players is probably way worse than paying a fine on it.

[jennysmurf]

yah, we all know why SHE disappeared

alkey is actually missed

I don't. I missed that whole kerfuffle, and it's killing me not to be on the right side of board gossip.

[realmenhatelife]

Here, try some of this. Don't forget to wash it down with the orange juice. It will be soothing.

http://cdn3.www.babble.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Product_Original1.gif

Maybe if it was PB capn crunch.

[jennysmurf]

Maybe if it was PB capn crunch.

Okay, I'll allow it.

[spoon]

Here, try some of this. Don't forget to wash it down with the orange juice. It will be soothing.

http://cdn3.www.babble.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Product_Original1.gif

and for lunch, ellio's pizza with HOT cheese

remember to take big bites

http://stacysrandomthoughts.com/http://stacysrandomthoughts.com/wp-content/2012/09/ElliosPizza.jpg

[deliciousV]

Maybe if it was PB capn crunch.

I always found the Crunch Berries to be the most jagged, yet they were so tasty I would just eat thru the pain

[spoon]

I don't. I missed that whole kerfuffle, and it's killing me not to be on the right side of board gossip.

no right side...just dirty

ok and pretty fucking pathetic too

[A.J.]

I don't. I missed that whole kerfuffle, and it's killing me not to be on the right side of board gossip.

Ask East Side Dave. He has all the board gossip.

[jennysmurf]

and for lunch, ellio's pizza with HOT cheese

remember to take big bites

http://stacysrandomthoughts.com/http://stacysrandomthoughts.com/wp-content/2012/09/ElliosPizza.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25347704.jpg

[LeedsJr]

"Don't thorw it to me."

"I don't want to go over the middle. Those guys are so mad at me."

Classic Shelb is fucking hysterical. :lol:

[jennysmurf]

no right side...just dirty

ok and pretty fucking pathetic too

I'll give you a dollar if you'll clue me in.

[Misteriosa]

Ask East Side Dave. He has all the board gossip.

SHHHHHHHHHH!

[jennysmurf]

Ask East Side Dave. He has all the board gossip.

It's a good thing that's not a bit anymore. This place has nothing going on.

[realmenhatelife]

and for lunch, ellio's pizza with HOT cheese

remember to take big bites

http://stacysrandomthoughts.com/http://stacysrandomthoughts.com/wp-content/2012/09/ElliosPizza.jpg

Oh jesus I forgot about that. If you're regional Nardone's Pizza is just as bad.

My brother used to bake it, put it in the fridge to get cold, then eat it with tuna.

[hanso]

Ask East Side Dave. He has all the board gossip.

SHHHHHHHHHH!

This is what drew me to this place

[spoon]

LOVE nardones!!

Fry that shit...seriously. Just like a toast and cheese.

VERY healthy too, it's got electrolytes!

[spoon]

This is what drew me to this place

secrets?

you have one too?

[Misteriosa]

Too bad he didn't have the old irishalky drop ready.

there you go :clap:

[spoon]

paltalk, fine to say

ronfez.net, nah, say some board

[A.J.]

Oh....miss Alkey. :glurps:

[Recyclerz]

I think the only time the current show has the same joy as the old WNEW version is when Ron is teasing kids.

[Misteriosa]

i miss you, alkey! :glurps: :drunk:

[spoon]

i think I started a thread for him on this whole thing, but someone locked it for some UNKNOWN and UNGODLY reason

open that up for mems alone!

[spoon]

I'll never forget meeting him back around 2001/2002 at some event/get together and his first words to me were something alone the lines of, "YOU'RE SUCH A DICK! I love you!"

and he hugged me with a nfl jersey and do-rag on

[hanso]

what show ruled was like a modern honeymooners

[jennysmurf]

i think I started a thread for him on this whole thing, but someone locked it for some UNKNOWN and UNGODLY reason

open that up for mems alone!

Which one is it?

[spoon]

Which one is it?

Alkey Banned! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54823)

yep, still closed

[LeedsJr]

Was someone saying something earlier about misogony? :dry:

[A.J.]

Alkey Banned! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54823)

yep, still closed

Oh yeah....that thing was epic.

[spoon]

fucking mojo

loved him, but way to just trash the fun...and with a frechy, silera, reilly, braz, tenbats side pot too! 5 chicks in one fight and he stops it like the bitch mojo was...miss mojo too. ironically his stage name was ms. mojo.

[realmenhatelife]

Shelby just muttering "this is passive aggressive" was so funny.

[Lemieux66]

The Jessica Biel version of the question stinks, because both options are positive. Where's the fun in that?

[realmenhatelife]

Alkey Banned! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54823)

yep, still closed

Never read that, man people will fight over the dumbest shit.

[A.J.]

So I guess Troy is off the hook: Calling Someone 'Gay' Is No Longer Slander in New York (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/06/calling-someone-gay-no-longer-slander-new-york/53075/)

[realmenhatelife]

Thats weird I was just looking at Buddyhead last week.

[jennysmurf]

Shelby just muttering "this is passive aggressive" was so funny.

I loved that too. :laugh:


Ugh. The kids just showed me a fun "science" kit that they want to play with. It requires my supervision, so I must away. A pox on people who give children gifts that require supervision. The point of toys is that they give the kid something to occupy them so that they leave you alone!:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

How is Ron gonna educate the kid, his twitter name is still @202friends

[deliciousV]

what are these DMC's Ron is contantly demanding?

[Lemieux66]

what are these DMC's Ron is contantly demanding?

Dead Man Certs.

[deliciousV]

Dead Man Certs.

I should have known that, thanks, it was bugging the shit out of me.

[CountryBob]

For the first time I really do think that Fez needs an extended stay in a psych hospital.

[A.J.]

The Advice Show drops never get old.

[Lemieux66]

For the first time I really do think that Fez needs an extended stay in a psych hospital.

Really? First time? Because he has been in worse shape many times, and fairly recently.

[CountryBob]

Really? First time? Because he has been in worse shape many times, and fairly recently.


I've finally lost hope for him - thought he could pull out of it

[realmenhatelife]

It sounds like he's actually dealing with his dads death finally.

[CountryBob]

Bugs me that Zimmerman made the news. He is allowed a gun and was speeding. Why was this news?

[Lemieux66]

Who remembers that one Friday, a few years ago, when Fez was 100% involved in the show and upbeat and genuinely sounded happy to be doing radio? That was weird.

[realmenhatelife]

Bugs me that Zimmerman made the news. He is allowed a gun and was speeding. Why was this news?

It's just click bait.

[jennysmurf]

Ugh. The kids just showed me a fun "science" kit that they want to play with. It requires my supervision, so I must away. A pox on people who give children gifts that require supervision. The point of toys is that they give the kid something to occupy them so that they leave you alone!:bye:

Okay, that was actually a fun little activity. We did all kinds of stuff with baking soda and citric acid and stuff. Science is fun!

[realmenhatelife]

Okay, that was actually a fun little activity. We did all kinds of stuff with baking soda and citric acid and stuff. Science is fun!

methlab

[spoon]

Okay, that was actually a fun little activity. We did all kinds of stuff with baking soda and citric acid and stuff. Science is fun!

not in Kentucky!

it's the DEVIL!!!

[spoon]

where is leeds!?

:innocent:

[CountryBob]

Okay, that was actually a fun little activity. We did all kinds of stuff with baking soda and citric acid and stuff. Science is fun!


I loved stuff like this as a kid. In fact last Christmas I spent hours helping my nephews with a building circuit type learning game. We created about30 different circuits that then had a cool outcome

[spoon]

I loved stuff like this as a kid. In fact last Christmas I spent hours helping my nephews with a building circuit type learning game. We created about30 different circuits that then had a cool outcome

...sex with a step sis?

[LeedsJr]

where is leeds!?

:innocent:


Just back from the pub, thanks for asking. :drunk:

What's up? I clicked on the show, and heard some dull musical guest.

[hanso]

This music makes me want to shout derogatory terms

[realmenhatelife]

...sex with a step sis?

He said cool, not hot.

[LeedsJr]

Okay, that was actually a fun little activity. We did all kinds of stuff with baking soda and citric acid and stuff. Science is fun!

I loved stuff like this as a kid. In fact last Christmas I spent hours helping my nephews with a building circuit type learning game. We created about30 different circuits that then had a cool outcome


You two and your crazy euphemisms! :tongue:

[CountryBob]

...sex with a step sis?

Some of the best ass I've ever had :)

[CountryBob]

Dudes got a good voice - I could see me singing this to the next victim come this weekend

[A.J.]

Okay, that was actually a fun little activity. We did all kinds of stuff with baking soda and citric acid and stuff. Science is fun!

not in Kentucky!

it's the DEVIL!!!

Except for moonshine stills and meth labs.

[LeedsJr]

Except for moonshine stills and meth labs.


Thank you for the title to my autobiography. :laugh:

[CountryBob]

Rarely do I like the music artists that ron has on but I like this guy

[spoon]

Some of the best ass I've ever had :)

you kill me

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Dudes got a good voice - I could see me singing this to the next victim come this weekend

What rhymes with "squirrel covers?"

[spoon]

What rhymes with "squirrel covers?"

tire tracks?

[jennysmurf]

methlab

I loved stuff like this as a kid. In fact last Christmas I spent hours helping my nephews with a building circuit type learning game. We created about30 different circuits that then had a cool outcome

We have to get creative to make the mad cash.

[CountryBob]

We have to get creative to make the mad cash.


We would be millionaires in a week around these parts

[sailor]

what are these DMC's Ron is contantly demanding?

It's Run, silly.

[jennysmurf]

Alkey Banned! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=54823)

yep, still closed

It took me all day to get through this 40-page epic thread. Wow. Things sure were different back in the day.:blink:

I miss so many of those people.:down:

[jennysmurf]

It took me all day to get through this 40-page epic thread. Wow. Things sure were different back in the day.:blink:

I miss so many of those people.:down:

I also came away with one question: Who was coco, and what threads were Silera talking about?

[spoon]

Was i different?!

; )

[jennysmurf]

Was i different?!

; )

Ha! Some things never change! Reilly didn't leave for another 3 years, though. What happened there?

[spoon]

Ha! Some things never change! Reilly didn't leave for another 3 years, though. What happened there?

that's ANOTHER story entirely!!!

let's just say Alkey nailed it in his rundown...and just take some notice on who defends her very early on...and if HE is here any longer, much less HIS marriage too. Oh yah, she was a fucking WINNER!!! But she had tits so Ron and others here loved her. Silera was/is the shit. Straight shooting, crazy chick who i always loved here and outside the board. Wonder how she's doing, as I only had Alkey's number. Too bad I haven't heard from her for a LONG time and was in Hawaii when Alkey unfortunately passed. I would have been there in a second. Still feel bad about not being there even as just an off the board crony.

Sad he's forever linked to this pos bc of her grandstanding even this early on in her appearance into the rf world. again, justjon probably thought he would get some for lining her up as an instant mod (almost)...seriously, I've seen him work his "magic" at rf.net events. straight shooter he IS NOT. too bad too, bc he had something here that just got fucking flushed in the end, but not entirely. as soon as the board lost its place with the show, so too did it lose it's radio whores and attention twats up to and including many mods of old and admin...yes, we are in a much more REAL and better place, albeit much less active one.

[jennysmurf]

I like the board now, it's way calmer than it used to be (but I do wish we had more active posters). It also seems that we can tease each other and disagree without getting all butthurt over it. I was just reading a bunch of threads by the "Coco" from the Alkey thread you posted earlier. What a cold, humorless person she was. She sure got people riled up though. I have never had to ban anyone since becoming a mod, and for the most part, the people who are here want to discuss topics and be silly, not just troll each other. I can honestly say I like almost everyone who posts here now (I'm thinking of a list of about 3 that would not be invited to any party I hosted). It would be sweet if we could all get together someday.

[spoon]

come on, trolling aholes like tenbats and WF is awesome!

don't rag it until you try it

[jennysmurf]

come on, trolling aholes like tenbats and WF is awesome!

don't rag it until you try it

Ha! That's what I mean--we troll each other, but we don't have random people trying to sign up here just for the sake of trolling. It's homey.

[PapaBear]

It's homey.
You're a homey.

[jennysmurf]

You're a homey.

You're homely.

[PapaBear]

You're homely.
Teasing is one thing. But outright lies are just cruel and trolling behavior.

[jennysmurf]

Teasing is one thing. But outright lies are just cruel and trolling behavior.

Nuh uh, it's not trolling if it's true. So there.

[PapaBear]

Nuh uh, it's not trolling if it's true. So there.
I'm fucking HOT, Homey!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/IMG_20130518_155336_675a_zpscd078cd5.jpg

[jennysmurf]

I don't know, I need a second opinion. Spoon, what do you think?

[PapaBear]

I don't know, I need a second opinion. Spoon, what do you think?
Why do chicks always turn to the homo, when they want an opinion on a guy?

[jennysmurf]

Why do chicks always turn to the homo, when they want an opinion on a guy?

They know all about man meat. And, spoon, are you gonna take that from a piece of man meat?

[spoon]

he looks like grover norquist dressing up for halloween as a gay indian jones!

http://obrag.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Grover-Norquist.jpg


THAT is what I think!

:innocent:

[spoon]

They know all about man meat. And, spoon, are you gonna take that from a piece of man meat?

but but I made t's and hats!!!

http://rlv.zcache.com/papa_bear_bear_paw_white_tshirt-r122fcc45ab0e4f0d86156b4b93b0c775_va6lr_324.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Well the expert has spoken.

[spoon]

Well the expert has spoken.

http://rlv.zcache.com/gay_pride_bear_paw_sticker-r7a36afb8898c41d48602c45f9be1c10c_v9waf_8byvr_324. jpg

[jennysmurf]

I can't stay around here all night and play with you. I gots to get some sleeps. Papabear, I place the board in your hands to protect it from spammers....and spoon.

[PapaBear]

I was just looking for an appropriate response using the search term, "gay spoon". This isn't along the lines of what I was looking for, but it just fucking CRACKS... ME... UP!!!

http://www.b3tards.com/u/8fb5d1cc5364980c8582/hitler-spoon.gif

[spoon]

fail!

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/003/e/f/bear_flag_gay_community_by_paundpro-d5qbpp8.jpg

[jennysmurf]

I was just looking for an appropriate response using the search term, "gay spoon". This isn't along the lines of what I was looking for, but it just fucking CRACKS... ME... UP!!!

http://www.b3tards.com/u/8fb5d1cc5364980c8582/hitler-spoon.gif

I can't see the picture, but the description says "Hitler spoon," so I bet it was good!

[jennysmurf]

Okay, for reals, I gotta sleep. Leave me alone!

[spoon]

Okay, for reals, I gotta sleep. Leave me alone!

nooooo!

[spoon]

I'm fucking HOT, Homey!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/IMG_20130518_155336_675a_zpscd078cd5.jpg

I don't know, I need a second opinion. Spoon, what do you think?

I also think it's an ugly mug...

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/308633488/bear_paw_print_ceramic_travel_mug.jpg?height=460&width=460&qv=90

[PapaBear]

I also think it's an ugly mug...

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/308633488/bear_paw_print_ceramic_travel_mug.jpg?height=460&width=460&qv=90
I gotta get me one of those! Only problem is, my commute to work takes like ten minutes. I have no use for travel mugs.

[jennysmurf]

nooooo!

Those rotten kids wake up totes early in the morning. They haven't learned the joys of sleeping in.

[PapaBear]

Those rotten kids wake up totes early in the morning. They haven't learned the joys of sleeping in.
What kind of nanny hasn't learned the magic of Nyquil?

[spoon]

Those rotten kids wake up totes early in the morning. They haven't learned the joys of sleeping in.

make this a reality

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUNYRFkLrIgiazrRlqHQdF6v-PTpTVLcaIENb_SsjPHL0qPsWU

[spoon]

or this

http://bluebuddies.com/Smurf_Picture_and_Files/00000002/Eating_Smurfs_Cereal.jpg

[PapaBear]

or this

http://christopherowe.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/evil-spoon.jpg
Fixed.

[A.J.]

I'm fucking HOT, Homey!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/IMG_20130518_155336_675a_zpscd078cd5.jpg

So THAT'S what happened to Gvac's hat.

[jennysmurf]

Fixed.

That is the awesomest picture in the history of pictures.