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furie
08-02-2013, 11:53 AM
Long Island resident said her web search history and 'trying to learn how to cook lentils' prompted a visit from authorities but police say search was prompted by tipoff (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/01/new-york-police-terrorism-pressure-cooker)

A.J.
08-02-2013, 11:54 AM
Way to go NSA! :clap:

boobieman
08-02-2013, 12:48 PM
Long Island resident said her web search history and 'trying to learn how to cook lentils' prompted a visit from authorities but police say search was prompted by tipoff (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/01/new-york-police-terrorism-pressure-cooker)

Lentils..who the fuck still eats lentils...good thing she was not trying to make bloody boat flambe

SEYEYAYAYEAA

furie
08-02-2013, 12:58 PM
Lentils..who the fuck still eats lentils...good thing she was not trying to make bloody boat flambe

SEYEYAYAYEAA

Michele Catalano

damned dirty italians apparently

boobieman
08-02-2013, 01:03 PM
damned dirty italians apparently

Hey qual è il problema ... cazzo

CCCCIIIIAAAAOOOOO

WRESTLINGFAN
08-02-2013, 01:04 PM
I'm of Italian background and those lentils are awful

I never fell for the old wives tale of having lentil soup on New Years Day and it will bring good luck

furie
08-02-2013, 01:17 PM
I'm of Italian background and those lentils are awful

I never fell for the old wives tale of having lentil soup on New Years Day and it will bring good luck

sounds like witchcraft

WRESTLINGFAN
08-02-2013, 01:30 PM
sounds like witchcraft



It really is goofy. Another one is that if you don't want it to rain on your wedding day, put a virgin Mary statue in the window

boobieman
08-02-2013, 02:01 PM
I'm of Italian background and those lentils are awful

I never fell for the old wives tale of having lentil soup on New Years Day and it will bring good luck

Their is another old wives tale....Get blown by an Italian girl on New Years day...no luck but their mustaches cure hang overs...It's true

SSEYYAYAYAA

CountryBob
08-02-2013, 04:19 PM
what the fuck is a lentil?

SonOfSmeagol
08-02-2013, 04:29 PM
what the fuck is a lentil?

extreme close-up

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/danicek/danicek1006/danicek100600032/7235744-single-red-and-green-lentil-on-white-background-close-up-view.jpg


makes great curry, Sahib

http://lowfatveganchef.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/RedLentilTarkaDal-1.jpg

deliciousV
08-02-2013, 04:30 PM
what the fuck is a lentil?

jewish soup beans

jennysmurf
08-02-2013, 04:42 PM
jewish soup beans

Racist.

deliciousV
08-02-2013, 04:55 PM
Racist.

Psh. You two can have an ice cream cake at your gay wedding.

Homophobe

furie
08-02-2013, 05:08 PM
Homophobe

I always found the Crunch Berries to be the most jagged, yet they were so tasty I would just eat thru the pain

Foodie

SonOfSmeagol
08-02-2013, 05:08 PM
you're all xena-phobes

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/xena-gabrielle-xena-warrior-princess-817471_850_679.jpg

deliciousV
08-02-2013, 05:12 PM
Foodie

:lol:

Snoogans
08-02-2013, 05:33 PM
btw, the story is bullshit. Turns out her husband searched pressure cooker BOMB and backback on a work computer and the job called the police and thats why they went to visit.

At least, thats what Gawker is saying

OGC
08-02-2013, 06:05 PM
what the fuck is a lentil?


http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1022/1432681403_9f3d300dc9.jpg

Snoogans
08-02-2013, 06:26 PM
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1022/1432681403_9f3d300dc9.jpg

i believe thats called a Yenta

spoon
08-02-2013, 06:47 PM
I'm of Italian background



ooooohhhhhh

that explains EVERYTHING

so sorry to hear WF

i've been so tough on you and didn't know you were mentally challenged in the clinical sense

sorry lil buddy!

spoon
08-02-2013, 06:48 PM
i believe thats called a Yenta

yentl

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM0MzQ3NTU2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjYxMzk3NA@@._ V1_SX214_.jpg

Snoogans
08-02-2013, 06:52 PM
yentl

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM0MzQ3NTU2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjYxMzk3NA@@._ V1_SX214_.jpg

i guess yentl is the name of her movie, so ok, good point. But the term when applied is Yenta

spoon
08-02-2013, 07:05 PM
yah i got that...just kept it going

furie
08-02-2013, 07:46 PM
yentl

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM0MzQ3NTU2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjYxMzk3NA@@._ V1_SX214_.jpg

http://theoccultsection.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/yeti.jpg

TripleSkeet
08-02-2013, 08:06 PM
I'm of Italian background and those lentils are awful

I never fell for the old wives tale of having lentil soup on New Years Day and it will bring good luck

I didnt think so either. My best frind growing up and his family swear by it after they did it one year and hit the lottery for $9 mill 3 months later though. Im not gonna lie, for a few years after that I made sure to have some every Jan. 1st.

PapaBear
08-02-2013, 08:57 PM
I'm of Italian background and those lentils are awful

I never fell for the old wives tale of having lentil soup on New Years Day and it will bring good luck
I love a good lentil soup. I've never heard the New Years thing with lentils, though. It's always been black eyed peas. Which I love WAY more than lentils.

deliciousV
08-02-2013, 09:04 PM
I love a good lentil soup. I've never heard the New Years thing with lentils, though. It's always been black eyed peas. Which I love WAY more than lentils.

I always heard sour kraut, I fucking hate kraut, I'd rather have a bad year. I'm switching to black eyed peas, that shit's good over rice.

PapaBear
08-02-2013, 09:14 PM
I always heard sour kraut, I fucking hate kraut, I'd rather have a bad year. I'm switching to black eyed peas, that shit's good over rice.
I've never heard the kraut one either. Don't forget the hot sauce on your black eyed peas!

deliciousV
08-02-2013, 09:28 PM
I've never heard the kraut one either. Don't forget the hot sauce on your black eyed peas!

As if

jennysmurf
08-02-2013, 09:44 PM
Homophobe

Nuh uh. I wish you two all the happiness in the world. You're life together will be FABULOUS!

jennysmurf
08-02-2013, 09:45 PM
I love a good lentil soup. I've never heard the New Years thing with lentils, though. It's always been black eyed peas. Which I love WAY more than lentils.

I've always heard black-eyed peas too. I hate them though, so I never can eat them. It's why my life is sucky.

PapaBear
08-02-2013, 09:47 PM
I've always heard black-eyed peas too. I hate them though, so I never can eat them. It's why my life is sucky.
You've never taken medicine you don't like? Buck up!

jennysmurf
08-02-2013, 09:48 PM
You've never taken medicine you don't like? Buck up!

But they're totes grodie.

keithy_19
08-02-2013, 10:00 PM
I've always heard black-eyed peas too. I hate them though, so I never can eat them. It's why my life is sucky.

For awhile you couldn't help but hear them.

http://thissongissick.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/black-eyed-peas.jpg

PapaBear
08-02-2013, 10:03 PM
For awhile you couldn't help but hear them.

http://thissongissick.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/black-eyed-peas.jpg
Putting those black eyed peas in a pressure cooker would be the BOMB! :flush:

jennysmurf
08-02-2013, 10:04 PM
Putting those black eyed peas in a pressure cooker would be the BOMB! :flush:

You and Keithy need to stand next to each other so that I can slap you both at once. I'm tired.

keithy_19
08-02-2013, 10:24 PM
You and Keithy need to stand next to each other so that I can slap you both at once. I'm tired.

I'm not afraid of your boom boom pow.

jennysmurf
08-02-2013, 10:30 PM
I'm not afraid of your boom boom pow.

You should be. You'll never be the same again.

PapaBear
08-02-2013, 10:34 PM
I'm not afraid of your boom boom pow.

You should be. You'll never be the same again.
You kids, and your modern reproductive organ slang... http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/rocking-chair2-smiley.gif?1292867662

jennysmurf
08-02-2013, 10:36 PM
You kids, and your modern reproductive organ slang... http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/rocking-chair2-smiley.gif?1292867662

We keep it real around here.

PapaBear
08-02-2013, 10:38 PM
We keep it real around here.
For shixxle.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-03-2013, 06:18 AM
I've never heard the kraut one either. Don't forget the hot sauce on your black eyed peas!



You don't have to like them but can you call them Germans?

deliciousV
08-03-2013, 08:42 AM
Putting those black eyed peas in a pressure cooker would be the BOMB! :flush:

that oughta get a little NSA love.

jennysmurf
08-03-2013, 09:55 AM
You don't have to like them but can you call them Germans?

Papabear is racist.

jennysmurf
08-03-2013, 09:56 AM
that oughta get a little NSA love.

I'm sure we're already on a special list for the shenanigans in the political thread. President Obama already has a satellite trained on WF's house.

boobieman
08-03-2013, 10:40 AM
Papabear is racist.

He is excused from RonFez.net to seek treatment....

SSEYYAAAA

PapaBear
08-03-2013, 07:11 PM
You don't have to like them but can you call them Germans?

Papabear is racist.
I like kraut! It's the damn Nips I can't stand.

boobieman
08-03-2013, 07:17 PM
I like kraut! It's the damn Nips I can't stand.

I like Nips..as well as the whole tit..but that is just me

SEYYEYAYAA

WRESTLINGFAN
08-03-2013, 07:45 PM
I like kraut! It's the damn Nips I can't stand.

I'm more of a Ritz or Triscuit guy

sailor
08-04-2013, 03:03 AM
I like kraut! It's the damn Nips I can't stand.

How about ponies?

spoon
08-04-2013, 06:20 AM
I had a pony!

jennysmurf
08-04-2013, 08:25 AM
I had a pony!

I bet you did...

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/2013/06/26/bronys_men_who_dig_my_little_pony_feel_misundersto od/inside_blake_and_my_little_pony_collection.jpg

spoon
08-04-2013, 12:05 PM
Seinfeld

jennysmurf
08-04-2013, 01:58 PM
Seinfeld

...is overrated.

deliciousV
08-04-2013, 02:55 PM
...is overrated.

you're overrated

spoon
08-04-2013, 04:37 PM
Yah that's crazy talk jen. Dated plenty now sure, but it only adds to the laughs for me!

SonOfSmeagol
08-04-2013, 05:29 PM
is a horseface helpful in finding dates with ponies?

:dry:

realmenhatelife
08-04-2013, 05:44 PM
I love lentils and lentil soup and there are two important notes to make:

First, you dont need a pressure cooker to make lentils. Just make them in a rice cooker or a pot.

Second, has it been brought up that this womans whole story was bullshit paranoia bait? A former employer found searches for backpack bombs on either her husbands or her son's work computer, so they called the LI police who then investigated. No FBI or NSA and it had nothing to do with her searching pressure cooker in one room while her husband searched backpack in another.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pd_m523ZN5M/Te8HjszhodI/AAAAAAAAAPE/3fNagTLZ2fg/s1600/neil_young+ones.jpg

jennysmurf
08-04-2013, 06:26 PM
you're overrated

Well sure. It's a benefit of being one of only two females on a messageboard. I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

spoon
08-04-2013, 06:51 PM
Three, we still have misti AND keithy. Oh and 4 if you count bitches like dspy.

jennysmurf
08-04-2013, 07:14 PM
Three, we still have misti AND keithy. Oh and 4 if you count bitches like dspy.

:laugh:Poor Keithy.

Crispy123
08-05-2013, 09:59 AM
Three, we still have misti AND keithy. Oh and 4 if you count bitches like dspy.

I do.

spoon
08-05-2013, 10:13 AM
4 it is!