All time favourite R&F bit

[ryno1974]

What is your fav all time bit? For me it has to be Mikey D and his broken dick. Never laughed so hard in my life......

What other gems from the past are your personal favs?

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[spoon]

This thread.

[Pitdoc]

"How many 9-year-olds could Ron fight?"

[jennysmurf]

I've always loved Ron's impression of Fez's boyfriend from Tennessee. I can't remember his name, but someone was going to set them up.

[jennysmurf]

"How many 9-year-olds could Ron fight?"

:laugh: I love that one too!

[deliciousV]

Brett Favre. and there was this one time when ESD told Ron "really Mr. B, dolphins are as smart as people" and Ron said "really? get one on the phone". I was measuring the outside of a mansion in NC and literally took a knee.

[Jujubees2]

Three word: Al Dukes boxing

[Crossweird]

<p><p>If celebrities got married, what would their name be?</p></p>
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<p><p>Fez (I think):"If Catherine Manheim married Chow Yun Fat, she'd be Catherine Man-I'm Fat."</p></p>

[KnoxHarrington]

I remember the bit Ronnie did the day Anna Nicole Smith died was just absolutely hysterical. Seriously, I laughed so long and so hard it became kind of painful.

"And so I gathered the kids around, and I looked at 'em, and I said, 'Kids, Anna Nicole's eatin' Trimspa with Jesus."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[PapaBear]

I remember the bit Ronnie did the day Anna Nicole Smith died was just absolutely hysterical. Seriously, I laughed so long and so hard it became kind of painful.

"And so I gathered the kids around, and I looked at 'em, and I said, 'Kids, Anna Nicole's eatin' Trimspa with Jesus."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
She was America's rose.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe Pepper's Prayers. "Our Father, up in heaven..."

[underdog]

I've always loved Ron's impression of Fez's boyfriend from Tennessee. I can't remember his name, but someone was going to set them up.

Tennessee Ed. Maybe my favorite R&F bit ever.

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[jennysmurf]

Tennessee Ed. Maybe my favorite R&F bit ever.

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Ed! That was it. :laugh:

[sailor]

Ed! That was it. :laugh:

Pretty sure it was cbob.

[hanso]

Liked times Ron does guido talk 'ehh ohh'.

I was looking for the original mp3 audio of the 911 duck boat call the other day.

[Snoogans]

Al Dukes tied to a chair, threatening to sue Rob Halford if he touched him

[spoon]

MY FAV JUST HAPPENED!!!

SHARK ATTACK!!!

:lol:

[disneyspy]

MY FAV JUST HAPPENED!!!

SHARK ATTACK!!!

:lol:

fucking shark calling and ron hanging up on him,going to the next line and it's shark again,have heard that twice from listening to old shows this summer,once from WNEW and once from when they first went to XM,both times were hysterical

[ozzie]

They've done this bit at least twice that I know of, ripping on a producer or intern about their breath, but the one that stands out was when they had Wonderboy in, and were questioning him on whether he was actually using a toothbrush, or if he had mistakenly brushed his teeth with a dog's ass.

The time with Wonderboy, there was a gaggle of gals in the studio giggling and laughing the whole time. I felt bad for the kid, but could not stop laughing.

11/6/02 - Wonderboy's breath smells like a dog's ass (http://ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2369)

[furie]

the make-believe ballroom

[jennysmurf]

the make-believe ballroom

What's this one? I've never heard of it.

[spoon]

bc it's not real

[jennysmurf]

bc it's not real

Aw, really? I was looking forward to hearing about a new funny bit. Darn you, Furie, you tease!

[spoon]

cough

make-believe

cough

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

cough

make-believe

cough

:lol:

It's not nice to tease the drunks. Unless I'm the one teasing the drunks, then it's okay.

[furie]

What's this one? I've never heard of it.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2044

[jennysmurf]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2044

Thank you. You're cooperation is appreciated and will be remembered *looks disapporvingly at spoon*

[fezident]

So many.
Dave VS Fez character-showdowns were endlessly entertaining. I've actually listened to those a couple of times.

Pepper Hicks brand pepper spray.

And once, during Fez' week of silence challenge, Ron did about 2 straight hours of freestyle rambling. It was bloody brilliant. Then... Fezzie broke his silence (he was mad at Earl). Ron continued to ramble. Fucking amazing radio.

[spoon]

whole lot of dotcom show and Staples shit

so solid and all encompassing

[FatassTitePants]

Hypnosis show where the RNF crew took on the personalities of ONA crew. That was fun.

Another great moment was when Ron had Fez get into a coffin, closed the lid, and then thought Fez had panicked and died of a heart attack halfway through the bit.

[deliciousV]

I've probably said it here before, but the show that made me a fan of the show, shortly after they went to XM, was a show where they gave away Bon Jovi tickets to the tallest caller, it was the weirdest thing I'd ever heard. I was driving a truck up I 75 to Detroit laughing my ass off as the callers got so tall that Ron said "you've got to start to wonder whether these people can even fit into the venue". I was sold at that point. The next time I was home I filled an external hard drive with every R&F show I could find in torrent land and listened to them on the road.

[SouthSideJohnny]

01/24/06 - to prepare Fez for his bet with Elfish, Ron simulates an acid trip (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2955)

The follow-up where Fez recounts his trip to Memphis with Elfish (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2965) was pretty good too.

[Recyclerz]

NEW Radio Days Comedy Pyramid - New York's xxxx-est (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2244)

[Dudeman]

The night Rutger Hauer came into the studio. A bizarre night all around. Ron and Fez were doing 2 live shows a day that week. They were going nuts. And they made fun of Rutger right to his face.

[deliciousV]

The night Rutger Hauer came into the studio. A bizarre night all around. Ron and Fez were doing 2 live shows a day that week. They were going nuts. And they made fun of Rutger right to his face.

I forgot all about that, it was uncomfortable to listen to. They also went after Al Roker after he bad mouthed O&A.

[spoon]

Sooo many al dukes, staples and paul o shows. Cream o the crop .com days too.

[smiler grogan]

One of my favorites is when Ron wrote the speech to be readat a banquet that honored Fez's dad without Fezzy knowing and in the speech Ron listed a bunch of phony characters that all worked off of those phony sexual acts. Roman War Helmet, Pittsburgh platter etc.

When Fez came back from the event and ripped into Ron, in a humorous way I was crying laughing.

[hanso]

Like when Fez is doing some on scene reporting, the latest were from times square.

[nate1000]

Earl the fainting goat.


Quick! Spray him with the febreze!

[Billy Staples]

So many good memories from these threads.thanks to those who mentioned some of my appearances.

thanks to those who mentioned bits or linked them that no one knew I wrote for the show.

You have no idea how good that still makes me feel after all the shows that have gone on since 2003. thats pretty amazing

thanks gang and appreciate no lobster claws mentions - i still find that unlistenable - other than the drop that came out of it, that Opie wanted to trade for -
AAAAARG-ARGH-ARGHHHH

I still think the song Rory made out of all my bodily sounds was amazing to the blue Danube I think.

He did such a great job and deserved a lot of credit as it was really well done


Staples


www.filthyxxxmas.com

Why aren't I working in radio somewhere?

[disneyspy]

So many good memories from these threads.thanks to those who mentioned some of my appearances.

thanks to those who mentioned bits or linked them that no one knew I wrote for the show.

You have no idea how good that still makes me feel after all the shows that have gone on since 2003. thats pretty amazing

thanks gang and appreciate no lobster claws mentions - i still find that unlistenable - other than the drop that came out of it, that Opie wanted to trade for -
AAAAARG-ARGH-ARGHHHH

I still think the song Rory made out of all my bodily sounds was amazing to the blue Danube I think.

He did such a great job and deserved a lot of credit as it was really well done


Staples


www.filthyxxxmas.com

Why aren't I working in radio somewhere?

billy,what are the bits you wrote and could you give us some insight into them?

[spoon]

Staples, don't listen to dsipper. Tell us about your liver instead...and lobster claws.

[Devo37]

one of my favorites from the FreeFM days:

Ron pretends to fall out the window (http://www.filedropper.com/ronpretendstofalloutthewindow)

[Devo37]

the make-believe ballroom

The Make-Believe Ballroom (http://www.filedropper.com/make-believeballroom)

[hanso]

Who was the guy that fell on some steps going to get a train?

[deliciousV]

Who was the guy that fell on some steps going to get a train?

Billy Staples, the guy posting about 4 posts above you.

[Devo37]

not falling up the stairs, but here's Billy Staples Injured while Snow Tub'ing (http://www.filedropper.com/billystaplesinjuredwhilesledding)

[Dr Steve]

I've always loved Ron's impression of Fez's boyfriend from Tennessee. I can't remember his name, but someone was going to set them up.

That was East Tennessee Ed and one of the few times I ever heard Ron crack himself up. That was my gay friend we brought with us to do the 2nd or 3rd live Weird Medicine from the XM studios. He and Fez ended up staying behind at Nobu when we went to get ready to do our show and Ronnie B turned it into a "Gay Blind Date".

"FEZ! FART IN MY MOUTH AND I'LL FART IN YOURS! THAT'S CALLED A TENNESSEE WEDDIN'!"

here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7qzUDvtVtU
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlnLLAN2hVc

[jennysmurf]

That was East Tennessee Ed and one of the few times I ever heard Ron crack himself up. That was my gay friend we brought with us to do the 2nd or 3rd live Weird Medicine from the XM studios. He and Fez ended up staying behind at Nobu when we went to get ready to do our show and Ronnie B turned it into a "Gay Blind Date".

"FEZ! FART IN MY MOUTH AND I'LL FART IN YOURS! THAT'S CALLED A TENNESSEE WEDDIN'!"

here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7qzUDvtVtU
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlnLLAN2hVc

:lol: I can hear Ron saying that.

[spoon]

Can u?

[spoon]

Four winds time!!!!

[jennysmurf]

Can u?

Yes.

[spoon]

nah uh

[johnfromstateni]

any of the hypnosis shows.