Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/27/13 - Choose Your Weapon

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Again, Walter Shriefels.


Also, if they were ever going to make a Spider Man movie cast by late 80s/early 90s figures in hardcore Civ would definitely play The Vulture.

[realmenhatelife]

Randy Newman AOTD. I dont get him.

It also looks like they're giving Baa a parting gift by letting him talk about sabermetrics.

[LeedsJr]

Randy Newman AOTD. I dont get him.

It also looks like they're giving Baa a parting gift by letting him talk about sabermetrics.


Please tell me you're joking.

[A.J.]

"Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot..."

[realmenhatelife]

Please tell me you're joking.

Theres a feature on theibang about what stats you REALLY should pay attention to, with descriptions of each. That just reeks of Baa. My hope is since it went up on an off day they may not actually talk about it.

[realmenhatelife]

I just dont know why people who dont watch MTV have opinions on the MTV music awards. I know I dont.

[LeedsJr]

I just dont know why people who dont watch MTV have opinions on the MTV music awards. I know I dont.


I don't know why MTV still has music awards. :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

The miley cyrus song was written for Rihanna, who turned it down. So that's probably why it sounds like a Rihanna song.

[A.J.]

She looked like a little girl trying to be a whore. It was more pathetic than anything else. There is nothing sexy about Miley Cyrus.

[A.J.]

Hicks is right: nobody ever attacks tennis players.

http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Monica-Seles.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

It was Tom Rhodes.

[sailor]

Theres a feature on theibang about what stats you REALLY should pay attention to, with descriptions of each. That just reeks of Baa. My hope is since it went up on an off day they may not actually talk about it.

Don't be hating on math & science!

[sailor]

I just dont know why people who dont watch MTV have opinions on the MTV music awards. I know I dont.

Do you watch people who don't watch MTV?

[realmenhatelife]

Don't be hating on math & science!

Stats geeks combining joyless homework and snide know-it-allery to absolutely ruin sports for you.

[realmenhatelife]

Do you watch people who don't watch MTV?

I'm gonna say yes but only because I dont really know how you're loading this question.

[sailor]

Stats geeks combining joyless homework and snide know-it-allery to absolutely ruin sports for you.

Simply untrue.

[sailor]

I'm gonna say yes but only because I dont really know how you're loading this question.

Was a silly attack on you judging those people.

[sailor]

Btw, I bought one civ album and it did nothing for me.

[deliciousV]

I'm gonna say yes but only because I dont really know how you're loading this question.

Was a silly attack on you judging those people.

play nice you 2, don't make me stop this car!

[realmenhatelife]

Btw, I bought one civ album and it did nothing for me.

Oh you're pulling out all the stops today.

[sailor]

Oh you're pulling out all the stops today.

Hey, don't you make a Jenny out of me!!

[realmenhatelife]

And I wasn't judging I just think it's strange how everyone had to have an opinion on everything. Like, I dont now anything about MTV and I have no opinion about what makes a good MTV awards. Same thing with Hockey. I couldn't begin to tell you what Hockey is doing right and wrong because I dont like hockey and you couldn't show me hockey and get a reaction beyond "I dont want to watch this."

[LeedsJr]

G Boring is awful. Just awful.

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, don't you make a Jenny out of me!!

Maybe you're just more of a Gorilla Biscuits guy.

[realmenhatelife]

I think Affleck will be good as Batman. And I look forward to seeing The Worlds End, I'm just not sure when I'll get out.

[jimmyolsenblues]

G Boring is awful. Just awful.

ron's joke that he loves every movie is spot on.

[LeedsJr]

I think Affleck will be good as Batman. And I look forward to seeing The Worlds End, I'm just not sure when I'll get out.

You're in jail? What did you do? :unsure:

[sailor]

And I wasn't judging I just think it's strange how everyone had to have an opinion on everything. Like, I dont now anything about MTV and I have no opinion about what makes a good MTV awards. Same thing with Hockey. I couldn't begin to tell you what Hockey is doing right and wrong because I dont like hockey and you couldn't show me hockey and get a reaction beyond "I dont want to watch this."

My wife and I randomly caught it and it was fun. The JT mini concert went on way too long and his sound was awful, but the kids seemed to like it.

[realmenhatelife]

My brother saw You're Next, he said it blew.



Isn't the problem that there is so much going on and then it costs 12 bucks to see a movie that people are hesitant to see a movie they're just going to netflix in a few months and have pretty much the same viewing experience? You dont need to see indie movies in a megaplex.

[sailor]

Maybe you're just more of a Gorilla Biscuits guy.

What are you, in love with civarelli?

[realmenhatelife]

What are you, in love with civarelli?

If anyone is in love with anyone it would be Walter. But I'm just giving you options.

[LeedsJr]

For god's sake, G-Boring followed by Intern Ba-ring talking about baseball stats?? :wallbash:

:bye:

:drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think WHIP is better than ERA especially in relief pitchers.

[hanso]

Was a silly attack on you judging those people.

But they were the ones judging first

[underdog]

I dont think WHIP is better than ERA especially in relief pitchers.

Ba is also terrible at picking correct statistics. His list sucks.

[sailor]

I dont think WHIP is better than ERA especially in relief pitchers.

You and Ron are missing inherited runners.

[sailor]

But they were the ones judging first

Judge not lest ye be yada yada.

[realmenhatelife]

A guy getting on base on an error wouldn't count against your era if he scored though. Baa is spurious.

[realmenhatelife]

You and Ron are missing inherited runners.



Inherited runners count against the pitcher who put them on, no?

[hanso]

Judge not lest ye be yada yada.

With chicken egg gimick

[sailor]

Inherited runners count against the pitcher who put them on, no?

Yes, so the reliever can blow the save and have a zero era.

[realmenhatelife]

Yes, so the reliever can blow the save and have a zero era.

Yeah I see what you're saying. So in that case WHIP is probably better but for complete innings I'd rather see ERA. They also always have stats about inherited runners stranded.

[hanso]

Like stats for fantasy sports but had to bail on this stuff. There was a show on MLB net 'behind the seams' 'the stat story' it shows the beginnings of fantasy sports. Found it very interesting.

[sailor]

Yeah I see what you're saying. So in that case WHIP is probably better.

My work here is done.

[realmenhatelife]

My work here is done.

Actually I totally take it back, because in that case WHIP wouldn't distinguish between what hits scored runs and what hits were benign. It would have to add weight hits that scored runs.

[realmenhatelife]

And lets be honest, in a bullpen specialist what you really want to see is batting average against right and left handers.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron is a mensch though, he's coaching Baa so he can have a good aircheck and succeed after he leaves. I bitch about Ron plenty but good play to Ron helping kids out.

[sailor]

Actually I totally take it back, because in that case WHIP wouldn't distinguish between what hits scored runs and what hits were benign. It would have to add weight hits that scored runs.

You can make things better, sure, doesn't change the fact that the one is better than the other for a reliever/closer.

[sailor]

And lets be honest, in a bullpen specialist what you really want to see is batting average against right and left handers.

Only semi-related, but I've always thought switch hitters were better off not switching sides (for the most part) but I'm too lazy to do the research.

[sailor]

Btw, the message board of our message board's fans would be ripping us for this stats thread (how meta!).

[realmenhatelife]

Only semi-related, but I've always thought switch hitters were better off not switching sides (for the most part) but I'm too lazy to do the research.

I wouldn't be surprised if that were true, actually. Just cus in little league the switch hitter was always the kid who thought he was special and was probably the coaches son or something.

You can make things better, sure, doesn't change the fact that the one is better than the other for a reliever/closer.

Take a guy like Brad Lidge in 2008 who had a perfect season in saves but most of the time didn't even start pitching until he had walked a guy to third. ERA makes him look like a saint, WHIP is going to make him look like a goat.


Actually thats not true, both his ERA and his WHIP were good in 2008.

[hanso]

You can make things better, sure, doesn't change the fact that the one is better than the other for a reliever/closer.

I look at both era for earned runs/whip for walks

[sailor]

Did they at last have the sense to go with "outside the baax"?

[realmenhatelife]

And it's silly to bring up wins, everyone knows a pitcher's wins are borderline arbitrary.

[sailor]

And it's silly to bring up wins, everyone knows a pitcher's wins are borderline arbitrary.

True dat, mojo. True dat.

[realmenhatelife]

True dat, mojo. True dat.

I'm just trying to show I'm not a complete ludite.




They bring in classic shelbs to wash out the bad taste.

[sailor]

I'm just trying to show I'm not a complete ludite.




They bring in classic shelbs to wash out the bad taste.

Jizz?

[realmenhatelife]

Our governor was a regular on eagles post game while he was governor, so we win.

[sailor]

I just mean wins being meaningless was a big part of the mojo platform.

[sailor]

Our governor was a regular on eagles post game while he was governor, so we win.

Eagles? Win? Huh?

[deliciousV]

I finally figured out who Classic Shelby's voice reminds me of

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Actor Dave Franco

[LeedsJr]

Okay. Hard Rock Boring said his awful caption. Hang up on him now.

[realmenhatelife]

Eagles? Win? Huh?

We did ok while he was still gov, both sports and the state.

[LeedsJr]

PaulO! :clap:

[jennysmurf]

PaulO! :clap:

I second your :clap: and raise you a :thumbup:

[Warren Peace]

PaulO! :clap:

Droppin' truth bombs

[A.J.]

Ah, the WJFK days.... :glurps:

[jennysmurf]

I finally figured out who Classic Shelby's voice reminds me of

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Actor Dave Franco

No, no, it's Jay Baruchel..

http://wpmedia.blogs.theprovince.com/2011/12/jay-baruchel-writer.jpg

[Lemieux66]

Hearing Ron passionately defending Fez is just bizarre contrasted with how he regards him now.

[Recyclerz]

Ah, the WJFK days.... :glurps:

True, but in retrospect I think Ron owes Cameron an apology

[LeedsJr]

Ah, the WJFK days.... :glurps:


Wow. Listen to Ron jump to Fez's defense.

[A.J.]

It would be great if Cameron called in today and asked if Fez was in the studio.

[jennysmurf]

It would be great if Cameron called in today and asked if Fez was in the studio.

I'll give you a dollar if you'll call in pretending to be Cameron.

[Warren Peace]

Paulo with the tough love guns-a-blazing

[jimmyolsenblues]

1) Greatest Ronnie 2005 angry call back
2) Greatest Paulo 2013 anger

I love it.
Great Radio.
Fez people love you but your dogging it.

[deliciousV]

Wow. Listen to Ron jump to Fez's defense.

he talked more in that clip than he does on most shows now, hard to defend that.

[LeedsJr]

True, but in retrospect I think Ron owes Cameron an apology


Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic!

[A.J.]

Go PaulO!

[Recyclerz]

Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic!

Thanks but it was pretty low hanging fruit

[LeedsJr]

he talked more in that clip than he does on most shows now, hard to defend that.


Oh, I don't blame him. The difference was just so stark when I heard it.

[A.J.]

1) Greatest Ronnie 2005 angry call back
2) Greatest Paulo 2013 anger

I love it.
Great Radio.
Fez people love you but your dogging it.

In 2005, Fez was miserable being in Northern Virginia and he missed NYC. He's been in NYC for years now and he's still miserable.

[LeedsJr]

Go PaulO!

Here he comes to save the day! :clap:

[hanso]

Here he comes to save the day! :clap:

If Ron would let him run (he cut him off to put a lady trucker call through)

[LeedsJr]

Yes! Bring PaulO up here!

[LeedsJr]

HA! Earl is a hostess! :lol:

[Lemieux66]

866-Ron-0-Shelb

Has a ring.

[LeedsJr]

PaulO is an Analog Man! :lol:

[jennysmurf]

Yes! Bring PaulO up here!

Can he crash on your couch until he gets on his feet? 3-6 months, tops.

[LeedsJr]

Can he crash on your couch until he gets on his feet? 3-6 months, tops.

No. :laugh:

[spoon]

866-Ron-0-Shelb

Has a ring.



Too many

[Lemieux66]

Too many

I think you owe Paulo one of your "move on" posts.

[LeedsJr]

Fez: "Will you call PaulO every night?"

Ron: "FUCK NO! I'm not going to waste my time talking to this lunatic every night!"

I almost fell out of my damn chair. :lol:

[jennysmurf]

No. :laugh:

You are not a team player.

[realmenhatelife]

Paul's devil voice is scary.

[LeedsJr]

You are not a team player.


I'm a lone wolf. :tongue:

Actually, I currently have my brother- and sister- in-law, their 2 kids and their dog living with my family because they are moving back to NJ. All the couches are taken. :happy:

[LeedsJr]

Paul's devil voice is scary.

Shelby: "Are you under water?" :lol:

Classic Shelb!

[hanso]

This show could use more sax

[jennysmurf]

I'm a lone wolf. :tongue:

Actually, I currently have my brother- and sister- in-law, their 2 kids and their dog living with my family because they are moving back to NJ. All the couches are taken. :happy:

Where do you sleep when your wife kicks you out? Cause we all know that happens a lot.

[LeedsJr]

Where do you sleep when your wife kicks you out? Cause we all know that happens a lot.

The 2 dogs (ours and theirs) are in our bedroom, I just roll on to the floor with them. :tongue:

[Recyclerz]

Fezleby the Scrivener

He prefers not to

[jennysmurf]

The 2 dogs (ours and theirs) are in our bedroom, I just roll on to the floor with them. :tongue:

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

[LeedsJr]

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Does it help that they're both female? :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Does it help that they're both female? :laugh:

Makes it less gay, but still illegal.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez seeing a sex surrogate is a good idea and I feel like that idea has come up before.

[LeedsJr]

Makes it less gay, but still illegal.

I'll have to take your word for it. I don't think googling beastiality laws would be a great career move. :laugh:

[Warren Peace]

maybe Fez needs a ponytail and a backward Kangol hat to up his game.

[jennysmurf]

I'll have to take your word for it. I don't think googling beastiality laws would be a great career move. :laugh:

Please, you're already on a list for being on this site.

[spoon]

One thing Paul O brings to the table is clearly zero pride! The everyone taking it in the ass line being normal out there bc of wild porn these days...umm sure thing paul. You may be at the wrong sites.

[LeedsJr]

NOOO!!!!

Shelby can't leave!!!

[spoon]

No, no, it's Jay Baruchel..

http://wpmedia.blogs.theprovince.com/2011/12/jay-baruchel-writer.jpg

as an actor, the worst part of Goon...although just a bullshit goofy film anyway

and yes, I know he helped write it, but he overplayed and angered with his role in said movie...so over the top

[deliciousV]

"I don't see how fucking Helen Hunt is supposed to help" Classic Shelb

I laughed out loud in the beer isle at the Bi-Lo.

[spoon]

by "beer isle" he means feminine hygiene section

[sailor]

by "beer isle" he means feminine hygiene section

That's just gross. How could he make that mistake...again?

[deliciousV]

by "beer isle" he means feminine hygiene section

maybe I'll give the wife a Land Shark douche later

[spoon]

That actually sounds great!

[Melk]

Fezleby the Scrivener

He prefers not to
Oh, Whatley. Oh, humanity.

[thepaulo]

I feel like I've wasted my time.

[jennysmurf]

I feel like I've wasted my time.

Maybe, but we want you to keep trying. You need to be in studio with him to keep him honest, he can say what he wants about your conversations because you're on the phone.

[thepaulo]

Maybe, but we want you to keep trying. You need to be in studio with him to keep him honest, he can say what he wants about your conversations because you're on the phone.

Sounds like a plan.

[jennysmurf]

Sounds like a plan.

:clap: Get it done, PaulO!

[A.J.]

I feel like I've wasted my time.

You can join Ron, Hicks, a bunch of therapists and hundreds of callers.

[hanso]

I really think anal porn was the right tactic, too bad it got shut out.

[thepaulo]

The only way not to see anal porn is to filter it out.