Mary Jane...spliff, toke, roach, bhang, kef, ganja, bud, hash..........

[thepaulo]

ma·ri·jua·na
/ˌmarəˈ(h)wänə/

I think it's time to have a wide open discussion instead of hiding in the weeds.



http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/29/justice-medical-marijuana-laws/2727605/

http://politix.topix.com/news/7700-feds-will-let-states-legalize-marijuana

[Snoogans]

ma·ri·jua·na
/ˌmarəˈ(h)wänə/

I think it's time to have a wide open discussion instead of hiding in the weeds.



http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/29/justice-medical-marijuana-laws/2727605/

http://politix.topix.com/news/7700-feds-will-let-states-legalize-marijuana

dude. spliff, roach, and toke arent terms for weed. kef or keef is the crystals on the plant, hash is a completely different thing and bhang is milk

[thepaulo]

dude. spliff, roach, and toke arent terms for weed. kef or keef is the crystals on the plant, hash is a completely different thing and bhang is milk

This is exactly the kind of discussion I mean. Thank you!

[A.J.]

Planning to get Fez high?

[thepaulo]

Planning to get Fez high?

I wish.

[thepaulo]

dude. spliff, roach, and toke arent terms for weed. kef or keef is the crystals on the plant, hash is a completely different thing and bhang is milk

How about doob and Aunt Mary?

[thepaulo]

Of course, we could have a discussion about this.

The Justice Department will not attempt to challenge state laws that allow for the medical and recreational use of marijuana as long as the drug sales do not conflict with eight new federal enforcement priorities.

[KnoxHarrington]

I wanna go back to spelling it "marihuana" like they did back in the day.

[deliciousV]

I wanna go back to spelling it "marihuana" like they did back in the day.

but not back to the weak ass weed

[SonOfSmeagol]

but not back to the weak ass weed
:laugh:
terms I've actually used: ditch, Mex, commercial, 'lumbo, Gold, Maui Wowie (still used from what I hear), "the $30 lid" (personal favorite)

and the old simple, yet highly effective: "hey man, got any pot?"
http://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/smoking-029.gif?w=40&h=43

[CountryBob]

Mr Green Jeans :smoke:

[Snoogans]

How about doob and Aunt Mary?

a doob is a spliff. Spliff, joint, doob is all just a joint. A roach is the very end of the joint after you smoked most of it and put it out.

Aunt mary i have never heard but im going to assume its like mary jane and just means weed.
Bhang is a marijuana milk that was popularized in Nepal and India and is actually still legal to make, sell and consume in india and they have state licensed places to sell it.

Toke or toking is just the act of smoking.
Hash is a resin made from extracting oils from the marijuana plant, making it stronger. Further than that, Hash oil is the extraction of JUST THC out of the weed plant and distilled into a smokable oil. Also called wax, oil, dabs.

[Snoogans]

:laugh:
terms I've actually used: ditch, Mex, commercial, 'lumbo, Gold, Maui Wowie (still used from what I hear), "the $30 lid" (personal favorite)

and the old simple, yet highly effective: "hey man, got any pot?"
http://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/smoking-029.gif?w=40&h=43

none of these terms are used anymore aside from Mex, and thats just to describe the shitty brick weed they bring in. 80% of the weed people smoke in the US, and probably 95% of the high quality buds, are now local. Most of it is grown inside the US, usually within a couple states from where you got it. Lumbo and gold were used to describe the stronger weeds that came from columbia instead of mexico.
Maui Wowie isnt "used" anymore. That is an actual strain of marijuana. So unless you have some amatuers who are just calling it that, if its called Maui Wowie it came from a specific breed of marijuana plant. Like how Bubba Kush, Master Kush, Sour Diesel, those are all strains of the plant that have been cross bread from ancestor plants.
Thats also why most of the plants are so much stronger than they used to be. Selective breeding.

[deliciousV]

a doob is a spliff. Spliff, joint, doob is all just a joint. A roach is the very end of the joint after you smoked most of it and put it out.

Aunt mary i have never heard but im going to assume its like mary jane and just means weed.
Bhang is a marijuana milk that was popularized in Nepal and India and is actually still legal to make, sell and consume in india and they have state licensed places to sell it.

Toke or toking is just the act of smoking.
Hash is a resin made from extracting oils from the marijuana plant, making it stronger. Further than that, Hash oil is the extraction of JUST THC out of the weed plant and distilled into a smokable oil. Also called wax, oil, dabs.

none of these terms are used anymore aside from Mex, and thats just to describe the shitty brick weed they bring in. 80% of the weed people smoke in the US, and probably 95% of the high quality buds, are now local. Most of it is grown inside the US, usually within a couple states from where you got it. Lumbo and gold were used to describe the stronger weeds that came from columbia instead of mexico.
Maui Wowie isnt "used" anymore. That is an actual strain of marijuana. So unless you have some amatuers who are just calling it that, if its called Maui Wowie it came from a specific breed of marijuana plant. Like how Bubba Kush, Master Kush, Sour Diesel, those are all strains of the plant that have been cross bread from ancestor plants.
Thats also why most of the plants are so much stronger than they used to be. Selective breeding.

This is the end of chapter 1, please turn the tape over to continue

[Snoogans]

This is the end of chapter 1, please turn the tape over to continue

im pretty involved about it and follow studies and science that comes out and etc, so yea i probably know about as much as anyone short of the people who are actually doing the producing.

So if anyone does have any questions, either about terms or process or what the plant actually is, any of that kinda shit, i got you all covered.

[deliciousV]

im pretty involved about it and follow studies and science that comes out and etc, so yea i probably know about as much as anyone short of the people who are actually doing the producing.

So if anyone does have any questions, either about terms or process or what the plant actually is, any of that kinda shit, i got you all covered.

I grew some in a closet a few years ago, came out OK. Kinda stupid though, I live in the woods in a pretty good climate, I should just put some plants out back.
Not motivated enough I guess, since I don't smoke.

[Snoogans]

I grew some in a closet a few years ago, came out OK. Kinda stupid though, I live in the woods in a pretty good climate, I should just put some plants out back.
Not motivated enough I guess, since I don't smoke.

NO. You did it right. Putting plants outside is bad. Number 1, for the obvious reason of the added risk of someone seeing it.
But unless you are training your plant (ill get to that in a minute) its actually counter productive to put it outside. It will grow alot taller outside but not produce as much weed and it wont be as strong because the nutrients and energy get spread out over a wider area.
Also there are ALOT of animals that like to eat the plants, including deer, etc. So it might not make it outside (trust me, I know).

As for the training thing, when you grow plants you arent just supposed to let them go. You can clip them in certain ways and tie them in certain ways to make them produce more and bigger buds and more efficiently use energy. You would have to ask more specific questions about the process for me to get deeper into explaining that part cause its involved, but you dont just want to leave it alone.

But trust me, inside is way better. you can control the light and the environment and the general nature and sizes of the plants much, much more effectively.

Also, they need all day light. As much as possible. so if you have alot of trees or shaded areas they wont grow well, if at all

[Snoogans]

Of course, we could have a discussion about this.

The Justice Department will not attempt to challenge state laws that allow for the medical and recreational use of marijuana as long as the drug sales do not conflict with eight new federal enforcement priorities.

and that was just a policy announcement. There are multiple bills up for legislative sessions that would rewrite federal law to not interfere with the choices of the states.

But even bigger than that, alot of states have legalization and decriminalization (decrim is one of the dumbest fuckin ideas ever, btw) bills that they tabled because they werent sure the reaction it would get from the feds, and its one thing to have citizens vote in a law but its another to have your state government attempt to put in a law thats going to piss off the feds.
Now that the feds gave a sort of ok to the states to do what they want, it allows those other states to reintroduce the bills and have a serious talk about their laws without fear of repercussions.

One of those states is NY. NJ will also get on board as soon as we get a governor who isnt a blind ass clown when it comes to what is a good policy for the state.

[SonOfSmeagol]

none of these terms are used anymore aside from Mex, and thats just to describe the shitty brick weed they bring in. 80% of the weed people smoke in the US, and probably 95% of the high quality buds, are now local. Most of it is grown inside the US, usually within a couple states from where you got it. Lumbo and gold were used to describe the stronger weeds that came from columbia instead of mexico.
Maui Wowie isnt "used" anymore. That is an actual strain of marijuana. So unless you have some amatuers who are just calling it that, if its called Maui Wowie it came from a specific breed of marijuana plant. Like how Bubba Kush, Master Kush, Sour Diesel, those are all strains of the plant that have been cross bread from ancestor plants.
Thats also why most of the plants are so much stronger than they used to be. Selective breeding.

no idea "mex" was still used! if it's worth bringing in nowadays it's probly mighty fuckin tasty compared to the old mex. the gold was tasty for the times. we evolved into simply "sensimilla", then indica and stuff, and that was a long time ago and I don't know what you kids call it :wink: but from then on it's just been "nice bud" - now and then

then there was the "thai stick", but only once did it seem genuine. same with the maui, but the "lebanese blonde" was legit ($5/g!)

snoogs, you've said too much, we're being watched

[Snoogans]

no idea "mex" was still used! if it's worth bringing in nowadays it's probly mighty fuckin tasty compared to the old mex. the gold was tasty for the times. we evolved into simply "sensimilla", then indica and stuff, and that was a long time ago and I don't know what you kids call it :wink: but from then on it's just been "nice bud" - now and then

then there was the "thai stick", but only once did it seem genuine. same with the maui, but the "lebanese blonde" was legit ($5/g!)

snoogs, you've said too much, we're being watched

everything i said could easily be read online. And they dont give a shit about potheads. I dont sell shit, so, its whatever.
And now a days we usually go by the actual name of the strain of whatever type you are getting

[A.J.]

He lives for his dreams, and a pocket full of gold: Acapulco Gold.

http://www.50shadesofage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Led-Zeppelin.jpg

[thepaulo]

The policy announcement is huge because it shows that the Feds are not going to be fighting the States. It's clear more and more states are going to be more pot friendly. I think it's a big step. But I defer to the expert because you're the man.
There is still a long way to go.



and that was just a policy announcement. There are multiple bills up for legislative sessions that would rewrite federal law to not interfere with the choices of the states.

But even bigger than that, alot of states have legalization and decriminalization (decrim is one of the dumbest fuckin ideas ever, btw) bills that they tabled because they werent sure the reaction it would get from the feds, and its one thing to have citizens vote in a law but its another to have your state government attempt to put in a law thats going to piss off the feds.
Now that the feds gave a sort of ok to the states to do what they want, it allows those other states to reintroduce the bills and have a serious talk about their laws without fear of repercussions.

One of those states is NY. NJ will also get on board as soon as we get a governor who isnt a blind ass clown when it comes to what is a good policy for the state.

[ozzie]

I wanna go back to spelling it "marihuana" like they did back in the day.

My uncle still has a license framed in his house from back when he was authorized to grow it back around WWII or so, and it was spelled that way.

[SonOfSmeagol]

everything i said could easily be read online. And they dont give a shit about potheads. I dont sell shit, so, its whatever.

it's all good because Paulo has cleverly named this thread and tucked it into his movie forum - the feds will never find it

[CountryBob]

Soylent Green!

[thepaulo]

it's all good because Paulo has cleverly named this thread and tucked it into his movie forum - the feds will never find it

I know. Besides the whole point of the thread is like the Feds are going, "Whatever!"

[SonOfSmeagol]

I know. Besides the whole point of the thread is like the Feds are going, "Whatever!"

the current Feds, anyway. Who knows what lurks in years ahead with future Feds?
http://fc02.deviantart.net/images2/i/2004/01/5/d/Suspicious_Emoticon.gif

feds will be feds - the forever data bank :laugh:

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/smileys-passing-joint.gif

[thepaulo]

the current Feds, anyway. Who knows what lurks in years ahead with future Feds?
http://fc02.deviantart.net/images2/i/2004/01/5/d/Suspicious_Emoticon.gif

feds will be feds - the forever data bank :laugh:

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/smileys-passing-joint.gif

Community standards are going to dictate that it will be more and more acceptable. They have been dragging their feet catching up with the inevitable.

[Snoogans]

Community standards are going to dictate that it will be more and more acceptable. They have been dragging their feet catching up with the inevitable.

i didnt know you were a pothead, paulo

[thepaulo]

i didnt know you were a pothead, paulo

I would never do anything illegal!!!
But any idiot knows everybody does it.
After all what can you do about second hand smoke.

[jennysmurf]

I would never do anything illegal!!!
But any idiot knows everybody does it.
After all what can you do about second hand smoke.

Inhale more deeply?

[Snoogans]

I would never do anything illegal!!!
But any idiot knows everybody does it.
After all what can you do about second hand smoke.

Inhale more deeply?

ha.

ask them to pass it over next time. First hand smoke is SO much more fun

[SonOfSmeagol]

ha.

ask them to pass it over next time. First hand smoke is SO much more fun

and budday greens rule

[jennysmurf]

and budday greens rule

:smoke:

[SonOfSmeagol]

:smoke:

sure is quiet this evenin'
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hey try some of this Famous Grouse!

[jennysmurf]

sure is quiet this evenin'
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/poconoproud/smileys/bth_thcowboynite.gif








hey try some of this Famous Grouse!

Hee hee....you just hush. I don't have to perform for you!

[SonOfSmeagol]

Hee hee....you just hush. I don't have to perform for you!

don't have to but...looks like no one's here - the coast is clear!

[jennysmurf]

don't have to but...looks like no one's here - the coast is clear!

Alright, but promise not to tell anyone?

[PapaBear]

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Hmmm....

[thepaulo]

Hmmm....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/advocates-who-want-nfl-to-stop-punishing-players-for-using-marijuana-post-billboard-in-denver/2013/09/05/c4bd6684-1601-11e3-961c-f22d3aaf19ab_story.html

I double posted this because I'm a lazy lump of Nutella.

[thepaulo]

Have you ever smoked dried nutella?

[jennysmurf]

Have you ever smoked dried nutella?

I haven't, but I bet it would be AMAZING.

[A.J.]

Have you ever smoked dried nutella?

Jenny mainlines the stuff.

[thepaulo]

I haven't, but I bet it would be AMAZING.

Better than smaoking dried cow chips.

[thepaulo]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/billboard-broncos-stadium-encourages-league-let-players-marijuana-213443709--nfl.html

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/05/nfl-players-are-not-allowed-to-smoke-marijuana-but-one-group-hopes-to-change-that/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/advocates-who-want-nfl-to-stop-punishing-players-for-using-marijuana-post-billboard-in-denver/2013/09/05/c4bd6684-1601-11e3-961c-f22d3aaf19ab_story.html

I double posted this because I'm a lazy lump of Nutella.

[jennysmurf]

Jenny mainlines the stuff.

How else to maintain my girlish figure?

[realmenhatelife]

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[Snoogans]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/advocates-who-want-nfl-to-stop-punishing-players-for-using-marijuana-post-billboard-in-denver/2013/09/05/c4bd6684-1601-11e3-961c-f22d3aaf19ab_story.html

I double posted this because I'm a lazy lump of Nutella.

i been sayin about this for years. They wont let the guys go smoke a joint to relax and maybe feel better, but lets pump them full of all kinds of anti inflammatories and pain pills and cortisone sots. fuck it, right

[A.J.]

How else to maintain my girlish figure?

Nutella chic? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin_chic)

[jennysmurf]

Nutella chic?

No, not even a little bit. Nutella spreads very nicely when warmed. Just sayin'...

[thepaulo]

i been sayin about this for years. They wont let the guys go smoke a joint to relax and maybe feel better, but lets pump them full of all kinds of anti inflammatories and pain pills and cortisone sots. fuck it, right

Fucking A! Hypocrite punk Cunts!

[realmenhatelife]

No, not even a little bit. Nutella spreads very nicely when warmed. Just sayin'...

...


We all know what you're talking about.

[jennysmurf]

...


We all know what you're talking about.

:innocent:

[jennysmurf]

I'm thinking strongly about getting a medical marijuana card. It's really easy to do, but I'm wondering if I will go in some database that will be in my health record, and may mess up me trying to get health insurance. What do you guys think?

[PapaBear]

I'm thinking strongly about getting a medical marijuana card. It's really easy to do, but I'm wondering if I will go in some database that will be in my health record, and may mess up me trying to get health insurance. What do you guys think?
With the changes involved with the Affordable Health Care Act, I can't imagine that would keep you from getting insurance. They can't even hold preexisting conditions against you anymore.

[jennysmurf]

With the changes involved with the Affordable Health Care Act, I can't imagine that would keep you from getting insurance. They can't even hold preexisting conditions against you anymore.

How about trying to get a job?

[PapaBear]

How about trying to get a job?
That's a different story. I don't think they can look at your medical records, but employers can still fire you for testing positive, even if you're in a "legal" state.

[jennysmurf]

That's a different story. I don't think they can look at your medical records, but employers can still fire you for testing positive, even if you're in a "legal" state.

Yeah, my current employers are very low-key about all that, and I would never use on the job, but I was wondering about when this job is up. Meh, I'm going to go for it.

[PapaBear]

Yeah, my current employers are very low-key about all that, and I would never use on the job, but I was wondering about when this job is up. Meh, I'm going to go for it.
Job security must suck for a nanny. If you do your job well, the kids grow up, and don't need you anymore.

[jennysmurf]

Job security must suck for a nanny. If you do your job well, the kids grow up, and don't need you anymore.

Actually, a nanny I know in Boston takes care of the parents now that the kids are grown. She cooks for them and does personal assistant stuff. I don't want to do that, but it's there if you get along with them well enough. Most of my jobs have ended when the kids start school full-time, but this one keeps going on. It's been nine years with no sign of ending.

[jennysmurf]

I need our resident expert, snoogans, to sign in and give me his take on this. I'll send out the signal...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0U1q4tBTDR0/TZsyhgswumI/AAAAAAAAAC4/Cl_1eRJtV2g/s320/batsignal.png

[Snoogans]

I need our resident expert, snoogans, to sign in and give me his take on this. I'll send out the signal...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0U1q4tBTDR0/TZsyhgswumI/AAAAAAAAAC4/Cl_1eRJtV2g/s320/batsignal.png

if you get a card, it cant effect your health insurance because it was prescribed. Also, its not rated like smoking cigarettes because there isnt proof that it is bad for you like cigs. Most of what makes you sick in cigarettes are added to the plant, which doesnt happen with weed.

You would be fine. There may be families would are ignorant of facts and so they might not want someone as a nanny who smokes weed, but as long as you can get past that it wouldnt cause you any other issues.

Especially now as it becomes more and more accepted, no one will really care. But yea, most likely you will go onto some registry list, so people will know you get medical weed if you release your records to them. Its still medical, so they are still confidential records

[realmenhatelife]

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[jennysmurf]

if you get a card, it cant effect your health insurance because it was prescribed. Also, its not rated like smoking cigarettes because there isnt proof that it is bad for you like cigs. Most of what makes you sick in cigarettes are added to the plant, which doesnt happen with weed.

You would be fine. There may be families would are ignorant of facts and so they might not want someone as a nanny who smokes weed, but as long as you can get past that it wouldnt cause you any other issues.

Especially now as it becomes more and more accepted, no one will really care. But yea, most likely you will go onto some registry list, so people will know you get medical weed if you release your records to them. Its still medical, so they are still confidential records

Thanks, Snoogans, you're the man. :wub:

[jennysmurf]

Alrighty, have an appointment on Friday. :drunk:

[spoon]

Actually, a nanny I know in Boston takes care of the parents now that the kids are grown. She cooks for them and does personal assistant stuff. I don't want to do that, but it's there if you get along with them well enough. Most of my jobs have ended when the kids start school full-time, but this one keeps going on. It's been nine years with no sign of ending.

work for the duggars

or mormons

[spoon]

hippies!

[jennysmurf]

work for the duggars

or mormons

Are you in the market for a nanny? I've got great references, and I'm 100% clean.

[thepaulo]

Loved seeing the green cross everywhere on my trip to LA

[jennysmurf]

Got my recommendation, and just got back from the dispensary. I shall be partaking in a bit, and I promise to share any fun with you guys in the drunk thread. You are my inspiration, after all.

[PapaBear]

You're going to share fun, but not the weed?

[Snoogans]

Got my recommendation, and just got back from the dispensary. I shall be partaking in a bit, and I promise to share any fun with you guys in the drunk thread. You are my inspiration, after all.

awesome

[jennysmurf]

awesome

Snoogans, the whole process was so stupid easy. I can't believe I waited so long to get legal. The dispensary is really fancy too--you know how I like fancy...

http://apothecariumsf.com/

[jennysmurf]

You're going to share fun, but not the weed?

You'll get nothing and like it!

[PapaBear]

You'll get nothing and like it!
I can't handle weed anymore anyway.

[jennysmurf]

I can't handle weed anymore anyway.

Apparently, I can handle it pretty well. I've got a bad feeling that my high tolerance for many substances is going to make me an expensive high. Half a brownie was supposed to be all I could handle as a "novice" but 30 minutes later, I feel no difference. I'm going to eat the rest and see what happens. (Famous last words)

[PapaBear]

I think those can sometimes take a little longer than 30 minutes, but go for it!

[jennysmurf]

I think those can sometimes take a little longer than 30 minutes, but go for it!

From what I've been reading, and the internet doesn't lie, it shouldn't take that long. We'll see though. I can trust my friends here, right? This is a safe place?

[PapaBear]

Surrrrrre...

[jennysmurf]

Surrrrrre...

Somehow, I'm not comforted.

[SonOfSmeagol]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/259/f/6/Sookiesooker_Smiley_Ball_gif_1_by_sookiesooker.gif

[jennysmurf]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/259/f/6/Sookiesooker_Smiley_Ball_gif_1_by_sookiesooker.gif

:laugh: Nothing yet. I feel cheated.

[Snoogans]

:laugh: Nothing yet. I feel cheated.

dont fret. First of all, if its the first time you are eating something, it might not work, same as first time smoking doesnt always work for people. Also, it takes TIME when you eat it. Sometimes over an hour. Especially if you ate other food before or with it

[Snoogans]

Snoogans, the whole process was so stupid easy. I can't believe I waited so long to get legal. The dispensary is really fancy too--you know how I like fancy...

http://apothecariumsf.com/

did they have sour diesel and/or bubba kush? cause i have both those right now

[jennysmurf]

dont fret. First of all, if its the first time you are eating something, it might not work, same as first time smoking doesnt always work for people. Also, it takes TIME when you eat it. Sometimes over an hour. Especially if you ate other food before or with it

I did eat some pizza right before. I didn't think about it not working the first time, though.

[PapaBear]

From what I've been reading, and the internet doesn't lie, it shouldn't take that long.

Also, it takes TIME when you eat it. Sometimes over an hour. Especially if you ate other food before or with it
Always trust Snoogans, over anyone else on the Internet, on this subject. :wink:

[deliciousV]

Apparently, I can handle it pretty well. I've got a bad feeling that my high tolerance for many substances is going to make me an expensive high. Half a brownie was supposed to be all I could handle as a "novice" but 30 minutes later, I feel no difference. I'm going to eat the rest and see what happens. (Famous last words)

Two hits of modern weed and I need a pizza, I'm sure I'd eat a pan of brownies. I had to give that shit up, I get uncontrollable munchies. I'm sure if my band of stoners hadn't come to the same end most bands do I'd be pushing 300.

[jennysmurf]

did they have sour diesel and/or bubba kush? cause i have both those right now

They were out of sour diesel, and recommended the boonana since I was a first-timer. I'll have to wait to smoke it though. I'm a live-in, and don't have a place to smoke it tonight. That's why I went with a brownie.

[jennysmurf]

Two hits of modern weed and I need a pizza, I'm sure I'd eat a pan of brownies. I had to give that shit up, I get uncontrollable munchies. I'm sure if my band of stoners hadn't come to the same end most bands do I'd be pushing 300.

Maybe you'd be a fatty, but think how chill you'd be about it all.

[PapaBear]

Two hits of modern weed and I need a pizza, I'm sure I'd eat a pan of brownies. I had to give that shit up, I get uncontrollable munchies. I'm sure if my band of stoners hadn't come to the same end most bands do I'd be pushing 300.
It's a good thing I still had a young man's metabolism when I ran a frozen yogurt shop. Not only did I smoke weed at work, I also only hired pot smokers to work for me. We had like 30 kinds of candy toppings at our disposal at all times.

[deliciousV]

Maybe you'd be a fatty, but think how chill you'd be about it all.

I've read on the all knowing and never untrue internet that for every 20 lbs of weight gain you lose an inch of dick, I can't afford it.

[jennysmurf]

I've read on the all knowing and never untrue internet that for every 20 lbs of weight gain you lose an inch of dick, I can't afford it.

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Okay, it's finally starting to hit me. :happy:

[deliciousV]

Okay, it's finally starting to hit me. :happy:

:laugh:

this was the first clue

[Snoogans]

Okay, it's finally starting to hit me. :happy:

you probably shouldnt have eaten the other half if you did. Just remember, its only weed, so dont freak out if it hits you way harder than you expected. You wont die. You will be ok

[jennysmurf]

you probably shouldnt have eaten the other half if you did. Just remember, its only weed, so dont freak out if it hits you way harder than you expected. You wont die. You will be ok

I'm okay, just really floppy. :thumbup:

[deliciousV]

you probably shouldnt have eaten the other half if you did. Just remember, its only weed, so dont freak out if it hits you way harder than you expected. You wont die. You will be ok

exactly, what he said, and remember, everybody is trying to kill you.:smoke:

[jennysmurf]

exactly, what he said, and remember, everybody is trying to kill you.:smoke:

:nono:

I am too high. Weird, but aware.

[PapaBear]

:nono:

I am too high. Weird, but aware.
You may want to avoid messing with mod stuff, just to be safe. :wink:

[Snoogans]

:nono:

I am too high. Weird, but aware.

it feels a bit different eating it than it does smoking it. You should wait til after you smoke to see which one you like better. You will probably prefer to smoke because its quicker and less expensive, and after awhile less intense

[jennysmurf]

Thanks guys! I got way higher than I ever want to be, but it was really cool. Every time I would blink, I'd hear that noise the computer makes when you make a mistake. I went with it and was glad I was alone and not required to function in any capacity. ;-)

[Snoogans]

Thanks guys! I got way higher than I ever want to be, but it was really cool. Every time I would blink, I'd hear that noise the computer makes when you make a mistake. I went with it and was glad I was alone and not required to function in any capacity. ;-)


fuckin nice. when you have a chance to smoke, i would do it. It will probably suit you way more. And at least now you have a basis for how much to eat, etc. But smoking makes it way easier to control. At this point, you probably only need to take 1 rip and you will be set

[deliciousV]

you guys are killing me, I may have to smoke tonight. I'll put the pizza guy on speed dial. and I have a boot of The Hangover 3.

[jennysmurf]

fuckin nice. when you have a chance to smoke, i would do it. It will probably suit you way more. And at least now you have a basis for how much to eat, etc. But smoking makes it way easier to control. At this point, you probably only need to take 1 rip and you will be set

Sweet.

[jennysmurf]

you guys are killing me, I may have to smoke tonight. I'll put the pizza guy on speed dial. and I have a boot of The Hangover 3.

I'm rarely on the bad side of peer pressure. C'mon, DelV, everybody's doing it.

[deliciousV]

I'm rarely on the bad side of peer pressure. C'mon, DelV, everybody's doing it.

I probably will, I'll let you know.

[thepaulo]

http://www.statesman.com/news/news/state-regional-govt-politics/in-davos-gov-rick-perry-touts-texas-as-model-for-p/ncy5B/

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2014/01/23/rick-perry-decriminalize-pot.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/23/rick-perry-decriminalization_n_4653567.html

[hanso]

Was gonna post sum in a pot thread but forgot what it was.

Oh it was this.

Nancy Grace: People on pot shoot each other, strangle each other, and kill whole families

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/17/nancy-grace-people-on-pot-shoot-each-other-strangle-each-other-and-kill-whole-families/

[thepaulo]

Was gonna post sum in a pot thread but forgot what it was.

Oh it was this.

Nancy Grace: People on pot shoot each other, strangle each other, and kill whole families

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/17/nancy-grace-people-on-pot-shoot-each-other-strangle-each-other-and-kill-whole-families/

The one thing we know about pot smokers is that they can't get off the couch let alone kill their whole family.

[PapaBear]

The one thing we know about pot smokers is that they can't get off the couch let alone kill their whole family.
What if Nazi's said to the pot smoker, "We'll kill your whole family, if you don't get off the couch"? HMMMM??? :smoke:

[thepaulo]

What if Nazi's said to the pot smoker, "We'll kill your whole family, if you don't get off the couch"? HMMMM??? :smoke:


Woooooaaaah! You just blew my mind!

Check it out. What if the family only smokes if they're in a safe room, you know like the Jodi Foster movie?

[PapaBear]

Woooooaaaah! You just blew my mind!

Check it out. What if the family only smokes if they're in a safe room, you know like the Jodi Foster movie?
Don't safe rooms require a code to get out of? They'd eventually starve to death. Face it... Nancy Grace is right.

[thepaulo]

Don't safe rooms require a code to get out of? They'd eventually starve to death. Face it... Nancy Grace is right.

Is Nancy Grace going to kill my family if I don't get off the couch?:blink:

[jennysmurf]

Is Nancy Grace going to kill my family if I don't get off the couch?:blink:

Yes.