Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/12/13 - Vile

[realmenhatelife]

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The guitar tone on this song is so good, especially right before and after the chorus. Kurt Vile has the most horrendous North Philly accent.

[realmenhatelife]

Jenny the Hutt in studio.

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, Blowhard hates women.

[deliciousV]

Miley Cyrus licks a hammer and it's art, I do it and I'm called a drunk and asked to leave the Home Depot. :bye:

[Lemieux66]

Fez is dying for someone to bite on his retarded Redskins protest and no one gives a shit.

[LeedsJr]

I think Ron should start doing the show with those oxygen hoses up his nose.

[LeedsJr]

I think Ron should start doing the show with those oxygen hoses up his nose.


I would say Hicks should as well, but I know he would go to smoke and blow up his face.

[realmenhatelife]

At some point I started putting my hand on my hip when I piss.

[deliciousV]

there were some chuckle worthy moments happening, then Blowhard called to put a stop to it.

[LeedsJr]

Janice is a sweetie and all, but at least half of her stories go absolutely nowhere.

[Misteriosa]

Janice is a sweetie and all, but at least half of her stories go absolutely nowhere.

when she calls, i have to take my ear buds off. her voice annoys me to no end :down: it's like im listening to the mom from "bobby's world", don'cha no!

[realmenhatelife]

Its such a wholesome accent then she says shit like "I deropped four tyabs of blotter aycid at Molly Hyatchet thyen styabbed a biker in his nyeck, hyehyehyeyhye."

[deliciousV]

Black Bike week is in North Myrtle Beach/Atlantic Beach, lots of big asses in tiny bottoms riding on the back of crotch rockets.

[LeedsJr]

Shelby's line about running out for one more scalp like going to your car for change was fucking hysterical. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

Okay, gotta tap out on Ron telling us once again how everyone else's problems in the world are made up. :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

So Ron's position is that molesting a kid does not objectively screw them up, it's only because society tells them it should screw them up?



You realize that this guy who was molested by his teachers as a child and claims it was NBD has dedicated his life to denouncing god. Do you see any connection there at all, johnny subtext?

[realmenhatelife]

Ron has a pathological fear of emotion.

[Misteriosa]

being molested only messes a kid up because society tell the kid its so?! REALLY?! i work with children who have been molested and raped by their parents every day. im talking about chidren who sometimes are not even old enough to speak, who in one case could walk yet, who in another contracted an incuriable STD before she was in kindergarten. ive seen the trauma this shit causes first hand. my very job involves mitigating the damage caused by this type of violation.

As a victim of long time childhood sexual molestation , just shut the fuck up ron.

i cant. not today.

checking out.

[realmenhatelife]

Just me again in the thread, thanks Ron.

[jennysmurf]

Wow, the lady in that obit sounds like my Mom's mom. She's a terrible person, but I wouldn't write up an obit like that.

[realmenhatelife]

Lot of homophobia in the black community, Fez. You're not gonna get them Buju Banton interviews when you're going on with batty boys.

[deliciousV]

So Ron's position is that molesting a kid does not objectively screw them up, it's only because society tells them it should screw them up?



You realize that this guy who was molested by his teachers as a child and claims it was NBD has dedicated his life to denouncing god. Do you see any connection there at all, johnny subtext?

I don't think that's what he's saying at all, I think he's saying that not everyone reacts to such trauma the same, but in our society it has become expected, almost required that people react with almost complete ruination, rather than encouraging those who bounce back quick and accepting and helping those who don't, we treat the ones with less scarring as if there is something wrong with them.

in other words let's encourage everyone to bounce back and move on, but be accepting of those who can't, rather than making the inability to do so the expected norm.

[jennysmurf]

Wow, the lady in that obit sounds like my Mom's mom. She's a terrible person, but I wouldn't write up an obit like that.

Although, my grandmother has been really good at hiding her horribleness from others to the point where people will scold my Mom for having nothing to do with her. They try to make her feel guilty and all that crap.

[deliciousV]

Lot of homophobia in the black community, Fez. You're not gonna get them Buju Banton interviews when you're going on with batty boys.

I don't know why Ron is playing this part down, the guy will not be accepted on predominately black radio anymore, that's the story.

[Misteriosa]

I don't think that's what he's saying at all, I think he's saying that not everyone reacts to such trauma the same, but in our society it has become expected, almost required that people react with almost complete ruination, rather than encouraging those who bounce back quick and accepting and helping those who don't, we treat the ones with less scarring as if there is something wrong with them.

in other words let's encourage everyone to bounce back and move on, but be accepting of those who can't, rather than making the inability to do so the expected norm.

there is no "bouncing back quick" no matter what those people think or say. it takes YEARS of rationalization/internalization/compartmentalization, etc to get to a place where you even *THINK* it didnt affect you.

In actuality, it affects every part of the persons interaction with the outside world. it even makes some survivors believe that they are "superior" for not "being the messes society expects," when all it does is hide any possible mental issues caused by all of the suppression and perhaps not getting the appropriate therapy.

I see it every day. every. single. day.

[Lemieux66]

Fez doesn't even know who he's angry at anymore.

[Recyclerz]

I don't think that's what he's saying at all, I think he's saying that not everyone reacts to such trauma the same, but in our society it has become expected, almost required that people react with almost complete ruination, rather than encouraging those who bounce back quick and accepting and helping those who don't, we treat the ones with less scarring as if there is something wrong with them.

in other words let's encourage everyone to bounce back and move on, but be accepting of those who can't, rather than making the inability to do so the expected norm.

I'm in agreement with this view. I don't believe Ron is unsympathetic to anybody who has been abused. I think he sometimes comes across as glib on the topic because (1) he is chained at the ankle to somebody who clings to their "victimhood" above all else (which has to be even more frustrating for him than us) and (2) he was raised at the tail end of the cultural norm (as was I) where the model for masculine behavior was, when you had a problem, just rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

[deliciousV]

there is no "bouncing back quick" no matter what those people think or say. it takes YEARS of rationalization/internalization/compartmentalization, etc to get to a place where you even *THINK* it didnt affect you.

In actuality, it affects every part of the persons interaction with the outside world. it even makes some survivors believe that they are "superior" for not "being the messes society expects," when all it does is hide any possible mental issues caused by all of the suppression and perhaps not getting the appropriate therapy.

I see it every day. every. single. day.

I would certainly never argue with you in this area, as you deal with it constantly, and I can see where the bold area above could be the flip side of what I said I believe Ron was saying.
I was just saying that I didn't think Ron was discounting peoples pain, I think he was saying he didn't think it was best to expect the worse from every victim.

[deliciousV]

I'm in agreement with this view. I don't believe Ron is unsympathetic to anybody who has been abused. I think he sometimes comes across as glib on the topic because (1) he is chained at the ankle to somebody who clings to their "victimhood" above all else (which has to be even more frustrating for him than us) and (2) he was raised at the tail end of the cultural norm (as was I) where the model for masculine behavior was, when you had a problem, just rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

I wish I had said that, much clearer than how I said it.

[Recyclerz]

I wish I had said that, much clearer than how I said it.

That's 'cause your tongue is sticky from licking all those "hammers".

:wink:

[Misteriosa]

see.. this is what people who havent been victimized in some kind of way seem to have a hard time understanding. there is no just "moving on" or "getting over it."

sexual violation is probably the most personal kind of violation a person can ever experience. the most private parts of you were taken away before you even had a chance to understand what was even going on and by people who were supposed to be trusted protectors or authority figures. that is A LOT of shit to work thru. that is not counting the almost guaranteed depression that follows and not knowing why you are so sad or how to express it. then you dont know who to tell because "its our secret"? how do you explain the weird pictures you start to draw?

how do you deal with the actual feeling of the act? it feels good, but its wrong. you know that person is not supposed to touch your privates. now you get aroused at weird times but dont know what it is. so you start masturbate or engage in frotteurism. you get caught and get yelled at! "who taught this to you?!" are feelings like this bad?

all of this happens for a lot of my clients, they are still in the single digits of age in life.

yeah, just rub some dirt on that.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't think that's what he's saying at all, I think he's saying that not everyone reacts to such trauma the same, but in our society it has become expected, almost required that people react with almost complete ruination, rather than encouraging those who bounce back quick and accepting and helping those who don't, we treat the ones with less scarring as if there is something wrong with them.

in other words let's encourage everyone to bounce back and move on, but be accepting of those who can't, rather than making the inability to do so the expected norm.

I think Ron's primary motivation is the avoidance of difficult emotions. And it's really tough to create the idea the victim can shrug off the crime so easily because that can really be used to rationalize the acts of the perp. "well hey its no big deal to them, see..." or turned into victim blaming. Ron never acts like trauma is a personal journey, he constantly judges people for their trauma, so he cant play subjective trauma now.

Also, it's skewing the data to say that people have a victim complex given to them by society in cases like these. You have to allow for the fact that maybe there is a victimization in those cases because they're traumatic and have profound impact all the time. I know I've dealt with people who undergo trauma and their way to deal with it is to ignore it, and it shakes them apart until they have a breakdown. Just because they say "hey, it's no big deal, I'm just moving on..." doesn't mean thats true.

So I agree with the idea that everyone gets to choose what they do after a trauma but I dont think Ron is really representing that idea. And I dont think that how we act to trauma is society driven. Rape and molestation had the same mental impact when they were more permissive behaviors as they do now, and I think there's a lot of evidence for that.

[Lemieux66]

"In case you're hungry" :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

To clarify I think Ron is taking a position anti to one that doesn't exist. We dont force trauma victims into treatment. We certainly very strongly encourage trauma victims to seek help they may not understand or admit they need. Ron has dont this with returning war vets on numerous occasions. But if they ultimately opt out of that treatment it's not like we have any other recourse to compell them. We all just move on.

[LeedsJr]

If Ron didn't mean to be unsympathetic, then saying he would tell abuse victims, "So what? Get over it.", was a fucking shitty way of conveying his sympathies. Just sayin'.

[realmenhatelife]

It isn't illegal in the NFL because it's just a rule in the NFL that they all agree to, nothing that's against the rules in the NFL is illegal. Like I guess if you shot a guy you'd draw a flag, but no one arrests you for jumping the line of scrimage in real life.

[realmenhatelife]

If Ron didn't mean to be unsympathetic, then saying he would tell abuse victims, "So what? Get over it.", was a fucking shitty way of conveying his sympathies. Just sayin'.

Ron cannot conceive of emotions existing outside of himself. He's kindof fucked up emotionally. Like on par with Fez.

[LeedsJr]

I wonder how things would have turned out for Ron if his AA sponsor had said, "So what? Get over it."
Again, just sayin'.

[realmenhatelife]

Di Blasio's daughter is hot as shit.

[Misteriosa]

I wonder how things would have turned out for Ron if his AA sponsor had said, "So what? Get over it."
Again, just sayin'.

no see, you dont understand. Ron was addicted to alcohol, so you KNOW it was a serious plroblem. there is no way anyone could have shrugged it off. something like that required great personal fortitude. no one would have the coldness of heart to say to just shrug it off. :dry:

[CountryBob]

I've never been abused and have had a pretty great life - there is no way I could begin to understand or comprehend what a victim has or is going through.

[realmenhatelife]

But arent you passively mocking out femenists by suggesting they dont have a sense of fashion or sexuality by asking those questions?

[realmenhatelife]

Meghan Mccain thinks she's going to get Ron to answer a personal question elohel

[Recyclerz]

see.. this is what people who havent been victimized in some kind of way seem to have a hard time understanding. there is no just "moving on" or "getting over it."

sexual violation is probably the most personal kind of violation a person can ever experience. the most private parts of you were taken away before you even had a chance to understand what was even going on and by people who were supposed to be trusted protectors or authority figures. that is A LOT of shit to work thru. that is not counting the almost guaranteed depression that follows and not knowing why you are so sad or how to express it. then you dont know who to tell because "its our secret"? how do you explain the weird pictures you start to draw?

how do you deal with the actual feeling of the act? it feels good, but its wrong. you know that person is not supposed to touch your privates. now you get aroused at weird times but dont know what it is. so you start masturbate or engage in frotteurism. you get caught and get yelled at! "who taught this to you?!" are feelings like this bad?

all of this happens for a lot of my clients, they are still in the single digits of age in life.

yeah, just rub some dirt on that.

I don't think anyone here (or anywhere frankly) would disagree with anything you've quite elegantly written here, with the one exception that there isn't any getting over it.
I'm not saying it is easy or that our society doesn't severely underfund the resources necessary to provide the required therapy that people who have been through this trauma need but, at some point (which will be different for every individual) if one doesn't move past the trauma (if not get "get over it") then they are giving the criminal more power to do damage to one's life. I think this is different than just dismissively saying that some one should "just get over it."

Alsa, I wasn't defending the "just rub some dirt on it" POV, only trying to say that's the way that most guys over 40 were raised.

[A.J.]

This is Meghan McCain? :wub:

[sailor]

Wow, Ron just accidentally called McCain a war criminal! Hahaha

[realmenhatelife]

She has intern voice.

[Lemieux66]

Wow, Ron just accidentally called McCain a war criminal! Hahaha

Caught that too :lol:

[jennysmurf]

She has intern voice.

I was just thinking that I would take her more seriously if she didn't sound like a teenager.

[Recyclerz]

I wonder how things would have turned out for Ron if his AA sponsor had said, "So what? Get over it."
Again, just sayin'.

Haven't been through AA (or other 12 step programs) but members of my family have been and, at some level, that's what they do say. Maybe "move on" is more to the point than "get over it".

[Lemieux66]

Meghan Mccain thinks she's going to get Ron to answer a personal question elohel

This might be the most candid I've ever heard him. That's not saying much, obviously.

[LeedsJr]

Haven't been through AA (or other 12 step programs) but members of my family have been and, at some level, that's what they do say. Maybe "move on" is more to the point than "get over it".


Ron said he would say that to victims walking into his office if he were a therapist.

[A.J.]

Wow, Ron just accidentally called McCain a war criminal! Hahaha

I thought he said some people had called McCain a war criminal when he got back.

[sailor]

Caught that too :lol:

It's no Adam Walsh, but still funny. If only someone on the show would feel comfortable goofing on him about it.

[CountryBob]

Meghan has a very healthy chest! Hubba bubba!

[sailor]

I thought he said some people had called McCain a war criminal when he got back.

No, he tried to say when he was a pow, but said "when he was a war criminal"

[LeedsJr]

Meghan has a very healthy chest! Hubba bubba!


You have been missed here, my friend.

[CountryBob]

Haha - Meghan is bringing down the forth wall - ron don't wear a wedding ring!

[Lemieux66]

Ron said he would say that to victims walking into his office if he were a therapist.

It was a joke.

[CountryBob]

You have been missed here, my friend.

God I miss spending time here- it's rare if I can take a few minutes and listen to the show anymore. If you want a non stop roller coaster ride the become an HR Director at a manufacturing facility. It's wild

[sailor]

Haha - Meghan is bringing down the forth wall - ron don't wear a wedding ring!

Settle a bet for us, in about 20 minutes let us know if Ron called John a war criminal.

[deliciousV]

Jimmy Buffets beer is LandShark, and it is a near perfect beer to drink on the beach, in the hot sun. I wish I had some here right now.

[Lemieux66]

Ugh, bunch of scumbag kids.

[hanso]

She has intern voice.

Every word ends in inflection. It's like a hyper valley girl type.

[A.J.]

Imagine the reaction if that had been Hillary Clinton.

[hanso]

Meghan has a very healthy chest! Hubba bubba!

That's about as far as my admiration for her goes.

[LeedsJr]

Jimmy Buffets beer is LandShark, and it is a near perfect beer to drink on the beach, in the hot sun. I wish I had some here right now.


Damnit! Just got back from the pub, and now I'm fuckin' thirsty again.

[deliciousV]

Ugh, bunch of scumbag kids.

the generation that brought the evils of bullying to the forefront.

[A.J.]

I hear Fez talking...faintly

[deliciousV]

Damnit! Just got back from the pub, and now I'm fuckin' thirsty again.

I'm trying to be semi respectable these days, my goal is to not drink until after 3, some days its a battle.

[jennysmurf]

I hear Fez talking...faintly

In your head? Cause that's not a good thing.

[LeedsJr]

I'm trying to be semi respectable these days, my goal is to not drink until after 3, some days its a battle.

Crazy talk.

And wow, did that caller's good, honest answer derail the show.

[realmenhatelife]

"It's kindof like diet cum." Classic Shelb

[A.J.]

Was that a double shark attack?

[LeedsJr]

Hol-lee shit. Everyone on the show should be required to talk like Shelby from now on. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

"Wet as Suzanne Somers cum-filled panties." Line of the year, right there. :lol:

[jennysmurf]

Hol-lee shit. Everyone on the show should be required to talk like Shelby from now on. :lol:

Love it. :thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

I agree with classic shelbs, pittsburgh is the best looking baseball stadium today.


And I also watched Starship Troopers this weekend.

[realmenhatelife]

"Wet as Suzanne Somers cum-filled panties." Line of the year, right there. :lol:

Suzanne Summers was in the mediterranean at the time...

[LeedsJr]

"The five" is sucking the funny right out of the show.
i may have to go back to the pub. :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't it The Omega Man?

[Recyclerz]

I think Radio Shark may have upped his game and gotten hold of some high-tech NSA toys to fuck with the show

[hanso]

"The five" is sucking the funny right out of the show.
i may have to go back to the pub. :drunk:

That's the booze talking, viscous cycle my friend.

[LeedsJr]

Isn't it The Omega Man?


You're ahead of my sailor player, but the book was originally titled I Am Legend.

And I haven't heard whatever they've been complaining about today.

And yeah, this is unfunny time-filler. I'm gonna go have a beer! :drunk:

:bye:

[LeedsJr]

Isn't it The Omega Man?

Ah, there it is. Yes, the Charlton Heston film was The Omega Man.

Vincent Price starred in a superior, and much truer to the book, Italian version titled The Last Man On Earth.

[LeedsJr]

That's the booze talking, viscous cycle my friend.


Viscous, like thick liquid? :laugh:

Nonsense. I haven't had enough (yet) for the booze to be talking. The show was funny for a while there, then they started The Five, and it got dull.

[hanso]

Pit doc just said ricin while handing out food. Oh doe!!!!!

[realmenhatelife]

I'm almost positive we have joked about Pit Doc bringing them Rice Pudding as the most horrifically phlegm inducing food possible. They're fucking with us.

[LeedsJr]

Did I just hear PitDoc slightly off mic? Yep, I did.

That seals it. Food's coming. Later, maters! :bye:

:drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Ah, there it is. Yes, the Charlton Heston film was The Omega Man.

Vincent Price starred in a superior, and much truer to the book, Italian version titled The Last Man On Earth.

I've never heard of that. I love Vincent Price, so I'll check that out. I saw The Omega Man at an early age, and consider myself scarred because of it.

[realmenhatelife]

Hear Pep, try a spoon of this sweetened condensed milk for your death rattle. Ron, try these cream cheese on saltines chased with a mexican coke then breath into the mic like a 12 year old pug. - pit doc

[Lemieux66]

I've never heard of that. I love Vincent Price, so I'll check that out. I saw The Omega Man at an early age, and consider myself scarred because of it.

Is it bad that I only know Vincent Price from the 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo from when I was a kid? Possibly the finest run of Scooby Doo, by the way.

[LeedsJr]

I've never heard of that. I love Vincent Price, so I'll check that out. I saw The Omega Man at an early age, and consider myself scarred because of it.

It's really good.

[LeedsJr]

Is it bad that I only know Vincent Price from the 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo from when I was a kid? Possibly the finest run of Scooby Doo, by the way.


Scooby Doo rocked!

[deliciousV]

Hear Pep, try a spoon of this sweetened condensed milk for your death rattle. Ron, try these cream cheese on saltines chased with a mexican coke then breath into the mic like a 12 year old pug. - pit doc

well, he's the doctor. On a side note, I'd love some delicious rice pudding (wazzat?)

[realmenhatelife]

Saline flushes with a neti pot feel bizarre but they do leave you refreshed and cleaned out.

[LeedsJr]

Hear Pep, try a spoon of this sweetened condensed milk for your death rattle. Ron, try these cream cheese on saltines chased with a mexican coke then breath into the mic like a 12 year old pug. - pit doc

Sooo glad I came back to the pub.

[realmenhatelife]

well, he's the doctor. On a side note, I'd love some delicious rice pudding (wazzat?)

On lunch I was reading and in my book they go to a church called Chipping Norton, that made me chuckle.





Who did Pit Doc give 1k to? That kindof depends on if it's cool or not. Man Pit Doc is a generous dude.

[jennysmurf]

Saline flushes with a neti pot feel bizarre but they do leave you refreshed and cleaned out.

Everytime I try that, one of my ears gets clogged with water.

[LeedsJr]

Everytime I try that, one of my ears gets clogged with water.



This may be your weirdest euphemism yet.

[Lemieux66]

Chicky chicky parm parm is the correct nomenclature.

Aziz on Parks and Rec told me so.

[jennysmurf]

This may be your weirdest euphemism yet.

:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

This may be your weirdest euphemism yet.

Dont ask why her nose was clogged to begin with.





Oh, 1k for your ex? Yeah man, that's uncomfortable. 1k is like a spouse/parent/kid sized gift.

[hanso]

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Is it bad that I only know Vincent Price from the 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo from when I was a kid? Possibly the finest run of Scooby Doo, by the way.


How about Alice Cooper?

[deliciousV]

1 minute countdown to a shot and a beer:clap::drunk:

[LeedsJr]

1 minute countdown to a shot and a beer:clap::drunk:


I'm in.

[deliciousV]

I'm in.

good, I hate to drink alone.

[LeedsJr]

good, I hate to drink alone.

Yuengling and Woodford Reserve for me. Et tu?

[Lemieux66]

Dont ask why her nose was clogged to begin with.





Oh, 1k for your ex? Yeah man, that's uncomfortable. 1k is like a spouse/parent/kid sized gift.

I believe he said 10k to his daughter.

[deliciousV]

Yuengling and Woodford Reserve for me. Et tu?

I'm a simple man (poor) , so it's Miller Lite and Evan Williams. Has a nice burn to it though.

[LeedsJr]

I'm a simple man (poor) , so it's Miller Lite and Evan Williams. Has a nice burn to it though.


Sounds good, too. Cheers!

[realmenhatelife]

I believe he said 10k to his daughter.

10k for his neice who is in a tight spot, thats different because it's your blood and they're in trouble. If any of my friends tried to drop 1k cash on me for my birthday I couldn't accept it.

If she accepted it AND is giving him shit well thats a horse of a different color.

[thepaulo]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?

[deliciousV]

10k for his neice who is in a tight spot, thats different because it's your blood and they're in trouble. If any of my friends tried to drop 1k cash on me for my birthday I couldn't accept it.

If she accepted it AND is giving him shit well thats a horse of a different color.

me either, go ahead, try me, anybody?

[LeedsJr]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?

Fucker! I'm working from home tomorrow and wasn't going to bother to listen!

Advice? Just be you!

[LeedsJr]

me either, go ahead, try me, anybody?


Sure. You got change of a million?

[thepaulo]

Fucker! I'm working from home tomorrow and wasn't going to bother to listen!

Advice? Just be you!

Crap! I was planning on being someone else.

[deliciousV]

Sure. You got change of a million?

of course, I save a lot of money by drinking cheap booze

[LeedsJr]

Crap! I was planning on being someone else.


Anybody good?

[LeedsJr]

of course, I save a lot of money by drinking cheap booze


Oh well, in that case you should be fine.

[thepaulo]

Anybody good?


George Washington

[deliciousV]

Crap! I was planning on being someone else.

how about character actor Charles Durning?

[LeedsJr]

George Washington


Has potential. Tell Ron to stop bitching about not being able to drink, you were fighting Brits barefoot in the snow!

[thepaulo]

Has potential. Tell Ron to stop bitching about not being able to drink, you were fighting Brits barefoot in the snow!

Thank God we could drink at Valley Forge.

[thepaulo]

how about character actor Charles Durning?

I could talk about D-Day.

[LeedsJr]

Thank God we could drink at Valley Forge.


Atta boy! Stay in character!

[deliciousV]

I could talk about D-Day.

that'd keep my attention

[sailor]

I'm almost positive we have joked about Pit Doc bringing them Rice Pudding as the most horrifically phlegm inducing food possible. They're fucking with us.

Well, he does post here...

[spoon]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?


Suicide

[Dell]

Black Bike week is in North Myrtle Beach/Atlantic Beach, lots of big asses in tiny bottoms riding on the back of crotch rockets.

nice

[deliciousV]

nice

both truthful and poetic

[Dell]

Wow, the lady in that obit sounds like my Mom's mom. She's a terrible person, but I wouldn't write up an obit like that.

"Mom's mom"...grandmother? or is this a British thang?

[Dell]

both truthful and poetic

I know...spent 20 years vacationing in North Myrtle starting the weekend that Black Biker Week ended...our children got quite the education on our ride in (and us dads tried to not wreck as we took in some sights)

Black Biker week ended as the US Open ended and that is also the last week of public school in our area...my family's ADD couldn't wait for one day of summer break to pass before heading to MB (I remember one year when only chain restaurants were open on our way in...terrible)

[jennysmurf]

"Mom's mom"...grandmother? or is this a British thang?

Yeah, but I don't like calling her that. There's nothing "grand" about her.

[jennysmurf]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?

PaulO! Call in early, cause I have an appointment at 11:00 PT (2:00 ET), and I don't want to miss you!

[realmenhatelife]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?

Topic: Paul Verhoeven better than Scorcese.

[Dell]

still listening to today's show...Chris was correct, a government security clearance can be revoked for anything that that compromises your integrity which is defined as anything that puts you in a position where you can be coerced (debt, infidelity, etc.)

thems is the law...and I've seen security revoked for an erroneously bounced check!

[Dell]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?

tell Ron he is wrong about any one thing...don't care what it is or if you actually believe he is wrong, just tell him he is wrong about something


THAT would be some GREAT RADIO!

[Dell]

last Listening Thread post cause I gotta quit listening and watch some football...did they figure out that crazy audio thing or was it another no payoff bit?

[Pitdoc]

10k for his neice who is in a tight spot, thats different because it's your blood and they're in trouble. If any of my friends tried to drop 1k cash on me for my birthday I couldn't accept it.

If she accepted it AND is giving him shit well thats a horse of a different color.

She thought better of it after a day. and I can understand her trepidation somewhat. I was just in a magnanamous mood; hence the 10 K to my niece m and then I threw in 1 K to her . I had to reinterate to her to tell her boyfriend I WASNT try to play the "long game" and buy my way into her pants.. For some fucking reason , if I make a persons day, I just FEEL better. Hence food & cigars for Ron, and money for friends and family. But I've found over the years that if you do something BIG for somebody,,their reflex mechanism to make them not feel small is to say"What's WRONG with you?" Took a long time to not give a shit about that crap.

[hanso]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?

A gay news sounder for Fez.

[sailor]

Yeah, but I don't like calling her that. There's nothing "grand" about her.

Go with the german "grossmutter"

[realmenhatelife]

She thought better of it after a day. and I can understand her trepidation somewhat. I was just in a magnanamous mood; hence the 10 K to my niece m and then I threw in 1 K to her . I had to reinterate to her to tell her boyfriend I WASNT try to play the "long game" and buy my way into her pants.. For some fucking reason , if I make a persons day, I just FEEL better. Hence food & cigars for Ron, and money for friends and family. But I've found over the years that if you do something BIG for somebody,,their reflex mechanism to make them not feel small is to say"What's WRONG with you?" Took a long time to not give a shit about that crap.

Well I hope you saw the other post where I said you were obviously a very generous guy. It is hard to graciously accept a gift and one of the reasons I couldn't take something so big from a peer is because it would make me feel like everything I give to them would be too small. You are also handcuffed by the fact that lots of guys would be playing the long game by doing this.

[A.J.]

I might be on tomorrow. Any advice?

Isn't there anything BUT advice?

"The Advice Show"....