Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/17/13 - Slippery

[realmenhatelife]

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So Fez is going to be in a pitch about guns today, thats a no brainer. But the real sport is which topic does Ron point to requiring more of our mental energy than this? Is it South Chicago, Syria, or floods in Colorado?

[sailor]

Didn't fez get to process it all yesterday

[realmenhatelife]

Didn't fez get to process it all yesterday

That was before we knew there as another AR-15 involved and that suspect had a history of mental illness and gun crime neither of which prevented him from legally purchasing a weapon.



In the two seconds of O&A I heard this morning Ant was a lunatic and making the point that if the suspect sawed off the shot gun it becomes an illegal weapon, hence proving that gun prohibition is useless because it only punishes legal gun owners.

[A.J.]

That was before we knew there as another AR-15 involved and that suspect had a history of mental illness and gun crime neither of which prevented him from legally purchasing a weapon.

They believe the AR-15 was taken from a cop/security guard this guy shot and killed.

[Dell]

That was before we knew there as another AR-15 involved and that suspect had a history of mental illness and gun crime neither of which prevented him from legally purchasing a weapon.



In the two seconds of O&A I heard this morning Ant was a lunatic and making the point that if the suspect sawed off the shot gun it becomes an illegal weapon, hence proving that gun prohibition is useless because it only punishes legal gun owners.

do we "know" this?..

Authorities have recovered three weapons from the scene of the mass shooting, including a shotgun that investigators believe Alexis brought into the compound, federal law enforcement sources with detailed knowledge of the investigation told CNN on Tuesday. The other two weapons -- handguns -- may have been taken from guards, the sources say.

Earlier information that Alexis may have used a semiautomatic AR-15 rifle may have been incorrect, the sources said.

Investigators believe Alexis rented an AR-15 but had returned it before Monday's shootings, the sources said. Authorities are still investigating how many weapons Aaron had access to, the sources said.

[LeedsJr]

Didn't fez get to process it all yesterday


When was the last time Fez successfully processed anything?

[realmenhatelife]

They believe the AR-15 was taken from a cop/security guard this guy shot and killed.

do we "know" this?..



When have facts stopped either Ron or Fez? I think just hearing the word AR-15 in connection to this will have Fez screaming gun ban. I had also read that he went in with a shot gun and then picked up two weapons during the incident. Still was able to buy the shotgun though.

[disneyspy]

do we "know" this?..

no

[realmenhatelife]

No one should get worked up about Kim Deal not being in the pixies anymore.

[realmenhatelife]

It's John Goodman you idiots.

[Dell]

best goddamn spy report...ever!

and there was only one way things went down last night...the good way :dry:

[disneyspy]

good call rmhl

i was thinking william h macy

[disneyspy]

best goddamn spy report...ever!

and there was only one way things went down last night...the good way :dry:

looking at tv guide is NOT a spy report you mother fuck

[realmenhatelife]

Lady Killers is way better than it gets credit for.

[realmenhatelife]

GD penalty erased a 33 yard reception that would've won my fantasy game this week.

[realmenhatelife]

good call rmhl

i was thinking william h macy

I dont mean this in a Ron way but there are very few celebrities I'd actually try to go up to, but John Goodman would absolutely be one of them. I'd love to take a picture with John Goodman.

[A.J.]

Lady Killers is way better than it gets credit for.

The original is great but the Coen brothers' version is very good too.

[LeedsJr]

That was before we knew there as another AR-15 involved and that suspect had a history of mental illness and gun crime neither of which prevented him from legally purchasing a weapon.



In the two seconds of O&A I heard this morning Ant was a lunatic and making the point that if the suspect sawed off the shot gun it becomes an illegal weapon, hence proving that gun prohibition is useless because it only punishes legal gun owners.


Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic! :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic! :wallbash:

Yeah but really a paper victory on this one.

[LeedsJr]

Yeah but really a paper victory on this one.

I hear ya.

Ponderous. Fucking ponderous.

[disneyspy]

i bet the shooter owned a pitbull

[realmenhatelife]

This woman is a totally reasonable sounding gun owner. Awesome. Lets keep guns away from psychos and that is not the apex of the slippery slope that bottoms out with 100% gun prohibition.

[Dell]

I've seen AR15's used for hunting in multiple Alaskan reality shows...how can things be misstated as fact and not be challenged

AR15's are commonly used for hunting rodents (e.g., beaver) and managing trap lines...

[LeedsJr]

I've seen AR15's used for hunting in multiple Alaskan reality shows...how can things be misstated as fact and not be challenged

AR15's are commonly used for hunting rodents (e.g., beaver) and managing trap lines...


You've heard the show before, right?

[Dell]

You've heard the show before, right?

HA...and thank you

taking a break now and I'll check back much later...illogical arguments kill me!

[realmenhatelife]

He probably shouldn't have passed his security checks, though, right? The incident where he shot through his floor was classified as an accident and they lost the paperwork on this rage shooting incident so he never went to court on it. So yeah it sounds like we need better checks.



And I would argue that saying your gun accidentally fired while you were cleaning it wouldn't have been written off so easily without the mega pro gun attitude in certain segments.

[LeedsJr]

Fez: "Cause I think any one of you, with the possible exception of Shelby, could stop me if I came at you with a letter opener."


Yay! An actual joke! I laughed! Break out the party hats! :clap: :thumbup: :lol:


:dry:

[disneyspy]

whenever i hear ron cough i wait to hear him say" whats that smoke?"

[LeedsJr]

whenever i hear ron cough i wait to hear him say" whats that smoke?"


Every time I hear him or Hicks cough, sniffle, or wheeze I wait to hear the dull thud of their body hitting the floor.

[spoon]

Mental hospitals went REALLY WELL in this country in the past...and Reagan made it worse but less concentrated by just putting them on the street. Bottom line here is there is NO FUCKING WAY the argument will get better by envoking more medical cost tied to the ACA(Obamacare) bc we know damn well there are two things the right hate...gun control and changes to healthcare. Lumping these issues would be a perfect death.

[sailor]

When was the last time Fez successfully processed anything?

Yeah, was kinda joking. Too subtle?

[hanso]

NRA wants to take your video games away.

[spoon]

Nah, just too shitty a joke.

[spoon]

NRA wants to take your video games away.

Fake guns bad, real guns good = hilarious take.

[Dell]

Yeah, was kinda joking. Too subtle?

did you not hear Ron's comments about teaching sarcasm...:happy:

and Ron, being more aware of pedophilia and gun crimes does not mean it is more prevalent...it's just more known

[LeedsJr]

Yeah, was kinda joking. Too subtle?


No, I was just too annoyed at the prospect of this exact conversation taking up an hour of the show for the millionth time. :wallbash:

[sailor]

did you not hear Ron's comments about teaching sarcasm...:happy:

and Ron, being more aware of pedophilia and gun crimes does not mean it is more prevalent...it's just more known

Yeah, his whole lack of fear made him just sound ill informed.

[realmenhatelife]

It was bullying all along! Damn, we should have known.

[hanso]

Mental hospitals went REALLY WELL in this country in the past...and Reagan made it worse but less concentrated by just putting them on the street. Bottom line here is there is NO FUCKING WAY the argument will get better by envoking more medical cost tied to the ACA(Obamacare) bc we know damn well there are two things the right hate...gun control and changes to healthcare. Lumping these issues would be a perfect death.

They did the same thing at the state level going back maybe 5 years now. These type of cuts came when they took office.

[sailor]

And grown up bullies never think bullying is a problem.

[spoon]

What about gay gun rights at a wedding?

[LeedsJr]

It was bullying all along! Damn, we should have known.

And grown up bullies never think bullying is a problem.


I'm on the official sailor player. Soo glad I have this to look forward to in a minute. :wallbash:

[sailor]

What about gay gun rights at a wedding?

They'd rather sword fight?

[LeedsJr]

They'd rather sword fight?


I laughed at this. What do you call that again?

Oh, right. A joke. I forget what they sound like.

[Dell]

And grown up bullies never think bullying is a problem.

I detest that opinion more than any of Fez's illogical opinions...frustrating

We are taking care of an adult nephew that was pretty much crippled due to being bullied because of his disabilities...frustrating!

[spoon]

I laughed at this. What do you call that again?

Oh, right. A joke. I forget what they sound like.


Run to a hosptial fast! Laughing at a sailor post is proof of disease!

[Dell]

They'd rather sword fight?

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

Run to a hosptial fast! Laughing at a sailor post is proof of disease!
ha ha!

that mans nuts,grab em!

[spoon]

You have heard so little comedy of late, sailor is now funny to you...it may already be too late.

[A.J.]

What about gay gun rights at a wedding?

There would never be a gay shotgun wedding, that's for sure...

[A.J.]

It was bullying all along! Damn, we should have known.

The voices in his head were bullies.

[spoon]

ha ha!

that mans nuts,grab em!

Fuck, i must have caught it bc i just laughed at a spy post!!! Fuck me...it's contagious!!!

[spoon]

There would never be a gay shotgun wedding, that's for sure...



White wedding for the win! Also acceptable, milk party or bleach karaoke.

[hanso]

I can pause and go back and play the shows now. Sure liking my new set up.

[disneyspy]

I can pause and go back and play the shows now. Sure liking my new set up.

do yourself a favor and FF up to the live portion of the show

[LeedsJr]

I can pause and go back and play the shows now. Sure liking my new set up.


Can you go back to WNEW shows?

[spoon]

Nah, hit stop and go to the pub with leeds. Kick dell's secretary in the way out.

[LeedsJr]

Nah, hit stop and go to the pub with leeds. Kick dell's secretary in the way out.


I am getting thirsty... :drunk:

[disneyspy]

i'm hoping for more gun talk so i can go to best buy and get WORLD WAR Z,if you buy 2 cokes and a bag of combos the bluray/dvd/digital copy is only 10 bucks today

[CountryBob]

I love all 12 of my guns, my video games and my Redskins!

[Dell]

i'm hoping for more gun talk so i can go to best buy and get WORLD WAR Z,if you buy 2 cokes and a bag of combos the bluray/dvd/digital copy is only 10 bucks today

make sure to catch dinner before 4:30...them price increases are a bitch

[hanso]

do yourself a favor and FF up to the live portion of the show

Can only pause then play where it was.

Can you go back to WNEW shows?

Wonder how far back it will keep it.

[realmenhatelife]

People who are office slobs because the expect the cleaning staff to be their slaves are the worst.

[Dell]

People who are office slobs because the expect the cleaning staff to be their slaves are the worst.

office candy dish thieves are worse...:dry:

[disneyspy]

this chick says she's a psycho-therapist? she must start yelling at patients when they tell her their problems

[disneyspy]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fez-rainbow-640x480.jpeg

[Warren Peace]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fez-rainbow-640x480.jpeg

all that's missing is a John 3:16 sign

[Dell]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fez-rainbow-640x480.jpeg

perfect color coordination...the man is gay!

[realmenhatelife]

Oh sweet jesus pie, I am not listening to this woman.

[disneyspy]

off to best buy!

[jimmyolsenblues]

I came in mid conversation who is this woman?

[A.J.]

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/7F24/118.jpg

[casual]

Shelby got put on blast. I have "your moms house" podcast in my newsreader but have yet to listen.

[sailor]

I came in ... this woman

Braggart.

[Dell]

how does the number of guns a person owns correlate to motivation for owning guns...ponderous logic once again

[realmenhatelife]

Braggart.

But time will make a fool of him. In about 9 months.









Which show do you guys think will be better, Mom or Dads?

[LeedsJr]

I came in mid conversation who is this woman?


Mrs. Boring McDullface?

I went to get lunch and came back to my desk because they said they were moving on from this funny-free shit. Why are they still talking about it? :wallbash:

[jimmyolsenblues]

Braggart.

lol...I still don't know who this woman is.

[Dell]

Mrs. Boring McDullface?

I went to get lunch and came back to my desk because they said they were moving on from this funny-free shit. Why are they still talking about it? :wallbash:

I think you used "Mrs. Boring McDullface" before...I now have NO reason for returning to this site! :sad:

[realmenhatelife]

Conservative talking head Scottie Hughes. And it's a 5 head, woman is like a lego man.

[LeedsJr]

I think you used "Mrs. Boring McDullface" before...I now have NO reason for returning to this site! :sad:


I don't remember that. Link or it didn't happen.

[hanso]

That Fez pic is not shopped then? Typical tea party loon was just on.

[Dell]

I don't remember that. Link or it didn't happen.

okay, Mr. Citey McNamerson...

this lady must subscribe to the Fez philosophy that "loudly repeating the same thing" wins an argument...

[deliciousV]

Mrs. Boring McDullface?

I went to get lunch and came back to my desk because they said they were moving on from this funny-free shit. Why are they still talking about it? :wallbash:

I overslept, so I'm way behind, is Leeds wife on the show?

[disneyspy]

i'm back and mrs mcboring dullface is gone,sweet

[disneyspy]

how does the number of guns a person owns correlate to motivation for owning guns...ponderous logic once again

you only have 2 hands so owning more than 2 guns makes you looney

[Dell]

I overslept, so I'm way behind, is Leeds wife on the show?

http://themommyproject.typepad.com/.a/6a0133f30ae399970b015432fd5cc1970c-500wi

[realmenhatelife]

Fez probably has life insurance through work without realizing it.

[LeedsJr]

I overslept, so I'm way behind, is Leeds wife on the show?


Good lord no. My wife has better sense than to even listen to this show.


She heard a few minutes once, on one of the extra heavy dead air, locked up Fez, passive-agressive Ron days, and asked, "Why do you listen to this, again?"

And the best I could come up with was, "Well, it was really funny 7 years ago."

[Dell]

Dr. Vogel probably wishes she would have went to the cops...just saying

[deliciousV]

Good lord no. My wife has better sense than to even listen to this show.


She heard a few minutes once, on one of the extra heavy dead air, locked up Fez, passive-agressive Ron days, and asked, "Why do you listen to this, again?"

And the best I could come up with was, "Well, it was really funny 7 years ago."

I guess I got confused by your mod quotes

[hanso]

Dr. Vogel probably wishes she would have went to the cops...just saying

Dr.'s are not allowed to do so. (thank the NRA)

[Dell]

I guess I got confused by your mod quotes

HA...I knew I saw that before!

[Dell]

Dr.'s are not allowed to do so. (thank the NRA)

you must have missed those episodes of the Sopranos...they are actually required by law

[casual]

Scottie walked into the wrong studio with her crazy bullshit. Ron is amazing.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, it's the psychiatrists fault we have mental illness.

[hanso]

you must have missed those episodes of the Sopranos...they are actually required by law

My source was the last gun bill that got shot down. It was part of the bill.

[disneyspy]

you must have missed those episodes of the Sopranos...they are actually required by law

dr melfie wasnt very milfy

[sailor]

My source was the last gun bill that got shot down. It was part of the bill.

Oh literal Hanso! You're almost funny enough to get on the show.

[deliciousV]

Dr.'s are not allowed to do so. (thank the NRA)

so you don't think that having docs start reporting to some government agency would just cause people to not be honest with the doc, therefore undoing the whole fucking point of therapy?

[deliciousV]

dr melfie wasnt very milfy

Tony wanted to nail her.

now she's the mother of a Boston cop.

[disneyspy]

Tony wanted to nail her.

now she's the mother of a Boston cop.

SPOILERS!

[Dell]

SPOILERS!

aren't they the Texans now...

[LeedsJr]

Tony wanted to nail her.

now she's the mother of a Boston cop.


Two, actually.

[LeedsJr]

so you don't think that having docs start reporting to some government agency would just cause people to not be honest with the doc, therefore undoing the whole fucking point of therapy?


See Whatley, Fez.

[disneyspy]

thats so bad all i could do was make a tag

[CountryBob]

What's the big deal about a bunch of pixies like what would pepper do if some fairy's walked in or sumphin

[deliciousV]

Two, actually.

you are correct sir, I stand corrected.

[hanso]

What's the big deal about a bunch of pixies like what would pepper do if some fairy's walked in or sumphin

tttssshh

[Dell]

thats so bad all i could do was make a tag

you're a tag...

[LeedsJr]

you are correct sir, I stand corrected.


It's okay, you can sit down now.

[CountryBob]

you're a tag...


Yes he is a skin tag!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,gonna go for a ride and listen to the rest of the show in the car

C'YA!

[deliciousV]

thats so bad all i could do was make a tag


Taggot

[sailor]

That Indy Cindy was really mellow. Is the whole album like that?

[jennysmurf]

Taggot

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

That Indy Cindy was really mellow. Is the whole album like that?

Bag Boy is a little more angular, I dont know what the other two songs sound like. I'm not a huge fan of any of it.

[Dell]

:laugh:

well, well, well...welcome to the thread, second place

[jennysmurf]

well, well, well...welcome to the thread, second place

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4488295680/h8BFACB2D/

[realmenhatelife]

Nice to hear someone tell Ron that the record industry is the biggest factor in the record industries failure.

[hanso]

Guessing this interview will go to the end of show. see ya......oh they went to break maybe not.

[deliciousV]

great news everyone, Ron has a new verbal crutch. Somebody call in and tell him WE KNOW WHAT HE MEANS!:wallbash:

[jennysmurf]

great news everyone, Ron has a new verbal crutch. Somebody call in and tell him WE KNOW WHAT HE MEANS!:wallbash:

I can't throw stones, I have several verbal crutches. :help:

[Dell]

I can't throw stones, I have several verbal crutches. :help:

phenomenal...stunning?

[Dell]

I can't throw stones, I have several verbal crutches. :help:

actually, I cannot throw stones either...when teaching at Christopher Newport University, I found it hard to NOT say "you see"

never use "you see" in any other setting...put me in front of a classroom and I use it rapid fire

[jimmyolsenblues]

Conservative talking head Scottie Hughes. And it's a 5 head, woman is like a lego man.

Thanks man, this was bothering me ocd level 10. I can stop scratching now. God bless.

[realmenhatelife]

I can't throw stones, I have several verbal crutches. :help:

"Are you married?"

[jennysmurf]

phenomenal...stunning?

Whenever I meet new people, and am trying to show what a good listener I am, I say "okay" a lot. I also have that Valley Girl "like" heavy in rotation.

[jennysmurf]

"Are you married?"

Don't make me slap you.

[deliciousV]

I can't throw stones, I have several verbal crutches. :help:

I'd say most people do, but when you talk on the radio for 4 hours a day you should probably keep it in check, that's probably what those dreaded "air checks" were for. Both shows on this channel have spoken of how happy they are that they don't have to do those anymore.

[jennysmurf]

I'd say most people do, but when you talk on the radio for 4 hours a day you should probably keep it in check, that's probably what those dreaded "air checks" were for. Both shows on this channel have spoken of how happy they are that they don't have to do those anymore.

What's an air check?

[realmenhatelife]

Don't make me slap you.

Thats two.

[deliciousV]

Whenever I meet new people, and am trying to show what a good listener I am, I say "okay" a lot. I also have that Valley Girl "like" heavy in rotation.

you like mean, that like valley between like, Kentucky and Illinois, like?

[LeedsJr]

Conservative talking head Scottie Hughes. And it's a 5 head, woman is like a lego man.


RMHL-slation anyone? :blink:

[LeedsJr]

What's an air check?


It's when you make a check mark in the air to let the bartender know you want to settle up. Duh.

[jennysmurf]

you like mean, that like valley between like, Kentucky and Illinois, like?

Unfortunately, yes. I'm not proud of it. :down:

[jennysmurf]

RMHL-slation anyone? :blink:

Thanks man, this was bothering me ocd level 10. I can stop scratching now. God bless.

Ask jimmyolsenblues. He seems to know.

[realmenhatelife]

RMHL-slation anyone? :blink:

5 head, so big it's one bigger than a forehead. And her head is square like a lego person.

http://dailyminifig.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/img_6050.jpg?w=620

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/02/11/021182e159f01053829bb60d618dc33d.jpg?itok=nF7eKYSc

[spoon]

I can't throw stones, I have several verbal crutches. :help:


Totes!

[jennysmurf]

Totes!

You totes cray, yo.

[spoon]

Yo

[hanso]

actually, I cannot throw stones either...when teaching at Christopher Newport University, I found it hard to NOT say "you see"

never use "you see" in any other setting...put me in front of a classroom and I use it rapid fire

Oldie tyme gangsta with ehh or ahh in front

[LeedsJr]

5 head, so big it's one bigger than a forehead. And her head is square like a lego person.




That is the weirdest insult I've ever heard.

I can't wait to use it on someone. :happy:

[hanso]

Lol rmhl ... free tote bag

[Dell]

What's an air check?

http://www.flukenetworks.com/sites/flukenetworks.com/files/images/prod_carousel/AirCheck.jpg

[deliciousV]

What's an air check?

as I understand it it's when a radio person sits down with their boss and they listen to some of their show and evaluate and critique.