Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/25/13 - hum

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Who doesn't love when this song kicks in? No one, thats who.

[sailor]

Outis emoi g'onoma.

[realmenhatelife]

Outis emoi g'onoma.

Save it for misti.

[sailor]

Save it for misti.

It really was a joke just for her.

[realmenhatelife]

It really was a joke just for her.

You Latin-os...



ba dump bump



But seriously the heavy angular guitar on that song rips.

[sailor]

You Latin-os...



ba dump bump



But seriously the heavy angular guitar on that song rips.

Yeah, can't listen at work and was just having fun with words.

And I hope you at least got that that wasn't Latin. :(

[realmenhatelife]

No I didn't. I guess I did when I googled it but I still didn't register it.

[Rhah]

I still like you Sailor.

[realmenhatelife]

I cant wait for Brooklyn 99 to get cancelled, I hate Andy Samberg so poisonously.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think Fez is scared of the elevator because of one single elevator memory, it's a way he can inject panic into his every day. If he didn't have an elevator ride he'd be scared of the stairs.

[Misteriosa]

just peeking in on you guys today, as im keeping up the busy bee appearance. the vp of the company and the cfo made a surprise visit to this location.

as is my habit, my desk was littered with misc papers to give the appearance of me working. they came upon me as i was storing some links for other jobs to my personal email account. luckily, we use gmail at work, so i made my personal email theme identical to my work one.

they lauded me for being such a diligent worker, and it seems i made a great first impression on the cfo. it was all i could do to keep from laughing.

[Misteriosa]

do you know whats sooooooooooooooooo hilarious about this intern's "idea"?

this has already been done... during the colonial era... to the native populations...

[Misteriosa]

native children were taken from their families, not taught their culture or history, and forced to follow another cultures religion.

so..... yeah.

[hanso]

You Latin-os...



ba dump bump



But seriously the heavy angular guitar on that song rips.

I know the song posted. It is a rare day.



Is this race talk? The knuckle dragging Neanderthals will call back again today.

[realmenhatelife]

native children were taken from their families, not taught their culture or history, and forced to follow another cultures religion.

so..... yeah.

But she wants to do it in a positive way! Yeah this is some sophmore talk.






In my school all the asian, indian and white kids hung out together. The divisions were way more financial, not racial.

[hanso]

When two tribes go to war. One is all that you can score.

[realmenhatelife]

The history element of this is pretty idiotic. You learn your prejudices socially, not historically.

[Misteriosa]

But she wants to do it in a positive way! Yeah this is some sophmore talk.


In my school all the asian, indian and white kids hung out together. The divisions were way more financial, not racial.

you mean in that "kill the indian in him, save the man inside" kinda way?! :dry:

this is what fucking happens when people dont bother learn history. once again, privilege rears its ugly, ignorant head :dry:

[Misteriosa]

The history element of this is pretty idiotic. You learn your prejudices socially, not historically.

ding ding ding! we have a winnah!

[Misteriosa]

there it is! she said it herself! she used to hang out with the spanish kids. her parents disapproved and prefered she hand out with the whites (social pressure) and so she caved.

does she not hear herself?!

[LeedsJr]

Caller: "Why can't we just hang out with people with similar interests? Why does race have to come into it?"

Uh... that would be exactly how I grew up. This entire conversation is nonsensical to me.

[sailor]

I still like you Sailor.

I'm lovable.

[realmenhatelife]

there it is! she said it herself! she used to hang out with the spanish kids. her parents disapproved and prefered she hand out with the whites (social pressure) and so she caved.

does she not hear herself?!

I think her premise has either dissolved or she wasn't expressing it correctly. And her conditions are impossible to create because the kids would require outside interaction to survive but any outside interaction would change the experiment.

She's just kindof idealistically puppy dumb.

[LeedsJr]

I think her premise has either dissolved or she wasn't expressing it correctly. And her conditions are impossible to create because the kids would require outside interaction to survive but any outside interaction would change the experiment.

She's just kindof idealistically puppy dumb.


Could have said this about Molly and Dabba as well. I wonder if it's a quality they look for in their female interns, or if it's a part they ask them to play when they come on the air.

[sailor]

In my hs, the black kids were the only ones that didn't mix with everyone else. Everyone else didn't keep to their own group. It was more by interests: geeks, jocks, etc. Of course, it was ver predominately white.

[Misteriosa]

I think her premise has either dissolved or she wasn't expressing it correctly. And her conditions are impossible to create because the kids would require outside interaction to survive but any outside interaction would change the experiment.

She's just kindof idealistically puppy dumb.

and then whose version of history would be taught to these moon kids? thats a whole other kettle of fish.

[sailor]

I think her premise has either dissolved or she wasn't expressing it correctly. And her conditions are impossible to create because the kids would require outside interaction to survive but any outside interaction would change the experiment.

She's just kindof idealistically puppy dumb.

It's more a thought experiment and not half bad. Y'all a buncha haters anymore.

[A.J.]

there it is! she said it herself! she used to hang out with the spanish kids. her parents disapproved and prefered she hand out with the whites (social pressure) and so she caved.

does she not hear herself?!

I didn't realize that there are that many people from Spain here.

[sailor]

and then whose version of history would be taught to these moon kids? thats a whole other kettle of fish.

I thought she mentioned no history.

[Misteriosa]

I didn't realize that there are that many people from Spain here.

she said "spanish kids from school" first. take it up with her, señor.

[Misteriosa]

I thought she mentioned no history.

then she changed it to no culture.

[realmenhatelife]

It's more a thought experiment and not half bad. Y'all a buncha haters anymore.

I dont think she thought through it enough to make it a good thought experiment. Or she wasn't given enough time to explain her premise.

[Lemieux66]

The experiment was nonsense. Any plan that starts with "let's quit teaching history because it might make people feel inferior" stinks.

[realmenhatelife]

But can he bend all four elements?





She should've just said is prejudice learned or inborn? That's all she needed to say. Her whole weird set up was just vague.

[Misteriosa]

would he call the dalai lama "his holiness"?

[Recyclerz]

would he call the dalai lama "his holiness"?

I'd ask him about the time Bill Murray caddied for him

[hanso]

What do we call the Molly Dabba?

[Misteriosa]

What do we call the Molly Dabba?

the lone dinosaur.

[Recyclerz]

I suspect this interview might be the toughest test of show loyalty yet.

[LeedsJr]

I suspect this interview might be the toughest test of show loyalty yet.


Lunch time! :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

I suspect this interview might be the toughest test of show loyalty yet.

I'm thinking the same thing. :wacko:

[Lemieux66]

I suspect this interview might be the toughest test of show loyalty yet.

This one's actually more interesting than most, I think, because Ron is rarely so uncomfortable and ill-prepared for his subject.

[Misteriosa]

I suspect this interview might be the toughest test of show loyalty yet.

not so much, actually. he's shutting ron down in some of his stock interview ideas and questions. yeah, the guy's english is limited, but he's doing a great job with what he has.

[Recyclerz]

His command of English/American idioms is pretty strong and his advice on not being panicky might get Fez wearing orange robes so this might interview not be a total write-off

[Misteriosa]

His command of English/American idioms is pretty strong and his advice on not being panicky might get Fez wearing orange robes so this might interview not be a total write-off

yeah. im getting a metric shit ton more out of this than another interview with some aging hipster.

[sailor]

yeah. im getting a metric shit ton more out of this than another interview with some aging hipster.

Tonne.

[Recyclerz]

Tonne.

That's it. No enlightenment for you, wise-ass.

[Misteriosa]

That's it. No enlightenment for you, wise-ass.

you tell him!

[disneyspy]

you tell him!

HE AIN'T GETTIN SHIT ON HIS DEATHBED!!

[realmenhatelife]

yeah. im getting a metric shit ton more out of this than another interview with some aging hipster.

Heyyyyyy


Oh not me.

[Recyclerz]

HE AIN'T GETTIN SHIT ON HIS DEATHBED!!

Well, literally, he might.

[disneyspy]

Well, literally, he might.

HAHA! POTD nominee,any seconds?

[deliciousV]

"walk the talk" and "be active" , he IS daring.

[disneyspy]

i was hoping his out tro music was just going to be a deep silence so i could meditate

[Recyclerz]

"And we'll see you next time through."

Was that a li'l reincarnation joke this time around?

[disneyspy]

i like to talk the walk

hey smurf,i hate to see you go but i sure do like to watch you walk away

[Misteriosa]

i was hoping his out tro music was just going to be a deep silence so i could meditate

it should have been the legend of korra theme. :o

[deliciousV]

"And we'll see you next time through."

Was that a li'l reincarnation joke this time around?

:lol:

[deliciousV]

so which one is the girl and which one is the boy between the sun and the moon?

[sailor]

That's it. No enlightenment for you, wise-ass.

It's her line!!

[A.J.]

HE AIN'T GETTIN SHIT ON HIS DEATHBED!!

Well, literally, he might.

I learned that at 1:35

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[jennysmurf]

i like to talk the walk

hey smurf,i hate to see you go but i sure do like to watch you walk away

:dry:

Two more interviews? I guess I'm not THAT sad that I volunteered for playground duty today. See you guys tomorrow!:bye:

[disneyspy]

shake it,don't break it

[sailor]

so which one is the girl and which one is the boy between the sun and the moon?

Helios - sun - boy
Diana - moon - girl

[deliciousV]

Helios - sun - boy
Diana - moon - girl

Makes sense, the sun providing light, heat, and power. The moon just showin that ass. Nice, I'm glad tupac brought that up, I feel enlightened.

[D1ggex]

Darn! I hate the back to back interviews.:wallbash:

[hanso]

Is the actor gone yet?

[disneyspy]

Is the actor gone yet?

yes,it's safe to come back

[Recyclerz]

I didn't recognize the name so I IMDBed him. This is the guy who was always playing Tony Blair in movies & TV. (Also Frost in Frost/Nixon & the English guy in 30 Rock.)

Has a lot more bass in his voice than I expected.

[realmenhatelife]

Intern stephanie is digging quite a little dislikable hole for herself today.

[hanso]

He was on o&a the other day.

[hanso]

Fez thinks getting cummed on is an accident. (he said something like this on air)

[deliciousV]

Fez thinks getting cummed on is an accident.
Fez has a much better chance of being in the proximity of sex than actually having sex, so if he ever gets cummed on it probably will be an accident.

[disneyspy]

Fez has a much better chance of being in the proximity of sex than actually having sex, so if he ever gets cummed on it probably will be an accident.

oh yeah,ya'll know it's time for some of that gay talk

[CountryBob]

oh yeah,ya'll know it's time for some of that gay talk



That sounder is cracking me up

[LeedsJr]

Buddays. Just got back from the pub.

Why are they talking about the Honda Pilot?

I own one. It's a full size SUV.

God damn it. Did they schedule the Hard Rock Boring call for when I got back to my desk? :wallbash:

[Recyclerz]

Buddays. Just got back from the pub.

Why are they talking about the Honda Pilot?

I own one. It's a full size SUV.

God damn it. Did they schedule the Hard Rock Boring call for when I got back to my desk? :wallbash:

Are you sure you didn't just get back from shooting up a mall?

[sailor]

Buddays. Just got back from the pub.

Why are they talking about the Honda Pilot?

I own one. It's a full size SUV.

God damn it. Did they schedule the Hard Rock Boring call for when I got back to my desk? :wallbash:

Honda's website lists it as a crossover.

[LeedsJr]

Are you sure you didn't just get back from shooting up a mall?


Huh?

[LeedsJr]

Honda's website lists it as a crossover.


Crazy talk, unless they completely redesigned the thing. I own a 2011, and it's huge.

[hanso]

That sounder is cracking me up

And they can use it as a tool to get Fez to move on to some other stuff.

[Recyclerz]

Huh?

Messageboard Troublemaker Sought in Mall Shooting (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/26/nyregion/police-searching-for-gunman-in-nassau-county-shooting.html?ref=nyregion)

[LeedsJr]

Messageboard Troublemaker Sought in Mall Shooting (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/26/nyregion/police-searching-for-gunman-in-nassau-county-shooting.html?ref=nyregion)


Whoa.

In my defense, I'm only 6' tall, and I'm not Asian.

On that note, a 6'2" tall Asian"? How hard could he be to find?

[Recyclerz]

Whoa.

In my defense, I'm only 6' tall, and I'm not Asian.

On that note, a 6'2" tall Asian"? How hard could he be to find?

Using the Julie Chen defense, are ya?

[sailor]

Crazy talk, unless they completely redesigned the thing. I own a 2011, and it's huge.


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Pilot

Mid size crossover.

[LeedsJr]

Using the Julie Chen defense, are ya?

I've never had a nose job, either!

[LeedsJr]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Pilot

Mid size crossover.


My Pilot seats 8 with room behind the third row bench seat for luggage.

If that's a mid size crossover, what the hell is a full size SUV, other than an APC??

[jennysmurf]

Messageboard Troublemaker Sought in Mall Shooting (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/26/nyregion/police-searching-for-gunman-in-nassau-county-shooting.html?ref=nyregion)

How did they know he posts here? NSA watchin errrthing up in here!:unsure:

[jennysmurf]

I'm back! Did you miss me? Did I miss all the interviews?

[sailor]

My Pilot seats 8 with room behind the third row bench seat for luggage.

If that's a mid size crossover, what the hell is a full size SUV, other than an APC??

Don't get mad at me!!!!

[sailor]

Ron's never seen a missed fg returned?!

[Dell]

My Pilot seats 8 with room behind the third row bench seat for luggage.

If that's a mid size crossover, what the hell is a full size SUV, other than an APC??

not sure what an APC is, but my Yukon XL is considered a "full size" SUV...

[sailor]

How did they know he posts here? NSA watchin errrthing up in here!:unsure:

Up in here.

[LeedsJr]

not sure what an APC is, but my Yukon XL is considered a "full size" SUV...

APC = Armored Personnel Carrier. Basically, the Army designation for the trucks they use to move infantry.

[jennysmurf]

Don't get mad at me!!!!

You better be careful, he'll shoot up your mall.

[LeedsJr]

Don't get mad at me!!!!


Oh, I'm not mad. I'm pleasantly buzzed. Pretty much my normal state of mind.

[realmenhatelife]

I was reading, how the hell did the Honda Pilot come up?

[sailor]

I was reading, how the hell did the Honda Pilot come up?

Dunno, Leeds just started typing angrily about it. ;)

[LeedsJr]

Dunno, Leeds just started typing angrily about it. ;)


I'M NOT ANGRY!!! :furious:

[Dell]

APC = Armored Personnel Carrier. Basically, the Army designation for the trucks they use to move infantry.

well, mine's not an APC but it's bigger than yours...:dry:

[LeedsJr]

Oh, goody. Another interview.

Well, I was getting thirsty again... :drunk:

[Dell]

fast forwarding through that reincarnation interview made me happy...:smile:

[LeedsJr]

well, mine's not an APC but it's bigger than yours...:dry:


Feel the need to compensate, huh?

[Dell]

Feel the need to compensate, huh?

no...I was talking about my penis!

[jennysmurf]

well, mine's not an APC but it's bigger than yours...:dry:

Feel the need to compensate, huh?

There's only one way to settle this....

http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/6702726/il_570xN.307089900.jpg

[LeedsJr]

There's only one way to settle this....

http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/6702726/il_570xN.307089900.jpg


You want to paddle us?

[jennysmurf]

You want to paddle us?

Only if you don't measure up. :devil2:

[Dell]

fast forwarding through that interview made me happy...again

[LeedsJr]

Two more interviews? I guess I'm not THAT sad that I volunteered for playground duty today. See you guys tomorrow!:bye:

You want to paddle us?

Only if you don't measure up. :devil2:


No wonder kids today are so screwed up.

Awright, buddays. Back to the pub for me! :drunk:

[deliciousV]

There's only one way to settle this....

http://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/6702726/il_570xN.307089900.jpg

it worries me that she had that image on standby.

[LeedsJr]

it worries me that she had that image on standby.


"Image"? I met her for lunch. She walks around brandishing that thing.

[disneyspy]

"Image"? I met her for lunch. She walks around brandishing that thing.

DAMN! what does she eat?

[jennysmurf]

it worries me that she had that image on standby.

"Image"? I met her for lunch. She walks around brandishing that thing.

I gotta have standards, you know.

[disneyspy]

i had no idea james cann was in back in the game,gonna have to put that in my queue now

[LeedsJr]

DAMN! what does she eat?


This is just too damn funny.

Her lunch order was, and I swear I am not making this up... "Bangers and mash".

[jennysmurf]

This is just too damn funny.

Her lunch order was, and I swear I am not making this up... "Bangers and mash".

:tongue: It was! I had forgotten that.

[disneyspy]

banger? hell i don't even know her!

[Dell]

it worries me that she had that image on standby.


Image, HA...she keeps that in her purse

[LeedsJr]

Image, HA...she keeps that in her purse


What are you, sailor-posting or something?

Wow. Man U v Liverpool on at the pub. I might be late for dinner tonight.

[A.J.]

That was James Caan? I didn't even recognize his voice.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,make the best of the day
donk!

[jennysmurf]

That was James Caan? I didn't even recognize his voice.

I didn't either. If I hadn't known, I wouldn't have figured it out.

[deliciousV]

people must have complained about the "donkless" ending yesterday, message sent.