Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/26/13 - Let Me Know; Best of Show 9/27/13

[realmenhatelife]

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[realmenhatelife]

The playlist is Graham Nash which means theres a good chance you're getting yourself a big ol 40 minute Graham Nash interview today. Lets see...

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, Graham Nash interview today. Ooof.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

the reason these black guys' joints are so thin are cuz of the drug laws :o

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :o

the reason these black guys' joints are so thin are cuz of the drug laws :o

I thought you were going to make a joke.

[sailor]

I thought you were going to make a joke.

Never knew there were laws against tipping.

Have no idea what's going on and really hope that one works.

[realmenhatelife]

Never knew there were laws against tipping.

Have no idea what's going on and really hope that one works.

Good effort.





Drug people your drug talk is fucking dulllllllllllll. Drugs, we get it, you got blasted. Stick it to the man, bros.

[sailor]

Good effort.





Drug people your drug talk is fucking dulllllllllllll. Drugs, we get it, you got blasted. Stick it to the man, bros.

It's like they're talking wine pairings.

[realmenhatelife]

It's like they're talking wine pairings.

This one time I got high and my mom was so pissed but there's nothing she could do about it. Van Halen.

[sailor]

This one time I got high and my mom was so pissed but there's nothing she could do about it. Van Halen.

Would have thought someone would have thrown out cabo wabo (if that's it) when they came up.

[realmenhatelife]

Peter Paul and Mary and keyboard cleaner.

[realmenhatelife]

I cant believe no one has said xanax and metallica.

[realmenhatelife]

Rollins was the only straight edge guy in black flag, the correct answer for Black Flag is probably speed or caffeine.

And no Rollins wasn't the first dude talking about straight edge.

[realmenhatelife]

GWAR stands for God What an Awful Racket

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

Alaska was bought from Russia for about 2 cents an acre...#747

[Dell]

REM and Midol...:laugh:

(yep...on sailor time)

[realmenhatelife]

The woman is a 'memoirist' so not the most rational person on the planet. It was annoying as shit to read, though.

[foodcourtdruide]

Is Janice a sychophant?

[disneyspy]

Is Janice a sychophant?

na,she's just an ass kisser,i wish she would've called in the ron n ron days,the buddays wouldve ripped the shit out of her back then

[realmenhatelife]

na,she's just an ass kisser,i wish she would've called in the ron n ron days,the buddays wouldve ripped the shit out of her back then

You should go try to put the wood to her.




It sounds like shes a nice lady that doesn't have a lot going on anymore.

[disneyspy]

i'd break up with smurf but i'm afraid she'd send my ball pics to my boss

[Dell]

You should go try to put the wood to her.




It sounds like shes a nice lady that doesn't have a lot going on anymore.

I love her calls...that one saddened me to think of anyone not finding a new life companion

[Dell]

i'd break up with smurf but i'm afraid she'd send my ball pics to my boss

he'd definitely recognize them...you do wear shorts to work, right?

[hanso]

Waiting for the first time she calls with out the Lol

[disneyspy]

he'd definitely recognize them...you do wear shorts to work, right?

it's not my balls that hang out of the bottom of my shorts

[realmenhatelife]

he'd definitely recognize them...you do wear shorts to work, right?

That's spy, I'd recognize those shoes his balls are resting on anywhere!

[realmenhatelife]

The world has universally decided this woman is a nut job.

[deliciousV]

Jackson Browne and TJ Swan Mellow Days.

not really on ST. I where ever the phone app is. I was just fixing and eating breakfast and couldn't comment.

[deliciousV]

it's not my balls that hang out of the bottom of my shorts

they make you tape them up, right? So you don't run them over with a mower. They don't need the workers comp claim.

[disneyspy]

ok you people can quit obsessing about my balls now

[Dell]

The world has universally decided this woman is a nut job.

like the female (couldn't say "lady") from the Dunkin Donuts video...kinda didn't go the way they wanted

[jennysmurf]

i'd break up with smurf but i'm afraid she'd send my ball pics to my boss

:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

When I was at the Breeders the bitch in front of me was editing photos during songs she didn't like. I wanted to smack the phone out of her hand.

[disneyspy]

live tweeting is like listening to a radio show and commenting on what you hear

[Dell]

my nephew broke up with this girl and the girl's MOTHER called his employer (shipbuilding company) and told them he did drugs...Adam had mandatory drug testing every month for a year after that call

[disneyspy]

:dry:

i swear in your mind we'll always be together,sweetie

[deliciousV]

my nephew broke up with this girl and the girl's MOTHER called his employer (shipbuilding company) and told them he did drugs...Adam had mandatory drug testing every month for a year after that call

that kinda shit would drive me to arson.

[disneyspy]

i can't think of a memorable tom hanks SNL episode so start yelling for wilson as you go off the lifeboat there forrest gump

[disneyspy]

my nephew broke up with this girl and the girl's MOTHER called his employer (shipbuilding company) and told them he did drugs...Adam had mandatory drug testing every month for a year after that call

fuckin chicks are crazy

[deliciousV]

i can't think of a memorable tom hanks SNL episode so start yelling for wilson as you go off the lifeboat there forrest gump

yeah, I can't find a reason to keep him either.

[Dell]

that kinda shit would drive me to arson.

really sucked because the boy likes his buds...after one test he was reprimanded for too much water content in his urine (I didn't even know that you could drink enough water to dilute your own urine)

[jennysmurf]

I haven't watched SNL in ages. Not that I hate it, I just don't care about it. Besides, if there are any really good sketches, someone will post it online the next day.

[disneyspy]

hicks is giving the reasons i kept walken , baldwin and goodman

good job pepper

[Dell]

Hanks...sploosh!

[jennysmurf]

You can't throw off Walken! He's the Continental!

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[deliciousV]

really sucked because the boy likes his buds...after one test he was reprimanded for too much water content in his urine (I didn't even know that you could drink enough water to dilute your own urine)

yeah, when I went into truck driving I had only quit smoking a couple of weeks before orientation, I guzzled water and used one of those kits, my test came back "negative dilute", they random tested me a few times during my first 3 months, then they left me alone.

[jennysmurf]

Hanks...sploosh!

You know that "sploosh" usually means something else, right?

[jennysmurf]

yeah, when I went into truck driving I had only quit smoking a couple of weeks before orientation, I guzzled water and used one of those kits, my test came back "negative dilute", they random tested me a few times during my first 3 months, then they left me alone.

They just arrested a semi truck driver in my home town for being hopped up on meth. He was driving all crazy and running into construction barrels on the interstate.

[realmenhatelife]

Damnit I just missed out on the best eavesdropping in the stairwell.

[realmenhatelife]

Get your swimmies, Walken.

[deliciousV]

I haven't watched SNL in ages. Not that I hate it, I just don't care about it. Besides, if there are any really good sketches, someone will post it online the next day.

not SNL, but have you seen this?

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[A.J.]

I'd say Walken goes. He's the least versatile of the 4.

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't that just a reworked emo philips joke about you cant get good bagels in germany?

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think Billy Crystal can touch Tom Hanks in terms of being funny.

[A.J.]

I dont think Billy Crystal can touch Tom Hanks in terms of being funny.

Tom Hanks was hysterical during his SNL appearances during the 80s. Then he went and became Mr. Serious Actor. I wish he'd go back to making comedies.

[deliciousV]

Isn't that just a reworked emo philips joke about you cant get good bagels in germany?

I'm gonna have to defer to you on this one, not being an Emo expert myself

[realmenhatelife]

Barilla isn't bad. I pretty much only buy trader joes brand pasta though, which is great.

I was gonna buy some barilla this weekend but they didn't have no. 10, so fuck them. They didn't even have no. 8s, the accepted standard. Cheap ass no. 6.

[PapaBear]

Isn't that just a reworked emo philips joke about you cant get good bagels in germany?

I'm gonna have to defer to you on this one, not being an Emo expert myself
I'm suddenly craving pancakes.

[deliciousV]

I did the Math on this last night, its 240 fifths, a fifth is around 24 bucks. So its less than 6 grand by the bottle.

[realmenhatelife]

When you think aobut it all our holes get clustered together, tops and bottoms.

[sailor]

Why is she singing about dinosaurs and Taylor swift?

[deliciousV]

Why is she singing about dinosaurs and Taylor swift?

#whoknows

[Misteriosa]

Barilla isn't bad. I pretty much only buy trader joes brand pasta though, which is great.

I was gonna buy some barilla this weekend but they didn't have no. 10, so fuck them. They didn't even have no. 8s, the accepted standard. Cheap ass no. 6.

the numbers matter? :blink:

[foodcourtdruide]

Anthony doesn't have "game". Anthony has "money".

[deliciousV]

who do they have running that fucking IBang? I can't believe that after all this time the mere mention of a nipple crashes the damn thing. I'm pretty sure that can be fixed.

[Misteriosa]

ok.. im checking out. :dry:

later buddays.

[sailor]

Anthony doesn't have "game". Anthony has "money".

From his stories he had game long before the money.

[deliciousV]

Thank God Leeds isn't here today, this interview would likely drive him to drink.

[PapaBear]

the numbers matter? :blink:
Al dente, or fully cooked... A limp noodle is a limp noodle.

[disneyspy]

who do they have running that fucking IBang? I can't believe that after all this time the mere mention of a nipple crashes the damn thing. I'm pretty sure that can be fixed.

the editor is HTG and justjon is the server juice guy but c'mon whenever i post a pic of my balls here this place jumps up to 12 pages

[deliciousV]

Al dente, or fully cooked... A limp noodle is a limp noodle.

that's not a mod quote, nope, nothing to see here.

[sailor]

the editor is HTG and justjon is the server juice guy

Do we know the former is fact or is it just rumor? The latter is untrue.

[disneyspy]

sailor is the server juice guy

[sailor]

sailor is the server juice guy

Please, the ibang's not THAT bad.

[deliciousV]

Please, the ibang's not THAT bad.

except for when there's something good on it, then it's completely useless.

[disneyspy]

there was a twitterer that popped up a dew months ago called the unterrobang,i thought it was going to be a fun parody of the ibang but it just turned out to be a place that ran the same stories with the links to where they were getting their stories from,it was kinda of a letdown

[deliciousV]

Graham Nash really likes to talk about Graham Nash

[realmenhatelife]

the numbers matter? :blink:

Yeah, the numbers represent different shapes. No. 8 is like standard spaghetti thickness, no. 10 is thick spaghetti. I prefer thick pastas.

[realmenhatelife]

hey mr nash why dont you give us your smores recipe or something. tss tss

[realmenhatelife]

Vito sounds like quite a meathead. Battleship Potempkin fucking invented montage, yeah why would you bother?






Ha, fuck you hicks, martha marcy mae marlene is great.

[sailor]

hey mr nash why dont you give us your smores recipe or something. tss tss

Or tell us why dandy candy franklin is so dandy. Get it???

[sailor]

Vito sounds like quite a meathead. Battleship Potempkin fucking invented montage, yeah why would you bother?






Ha, fuck you hicks, martha marcy mae marlene is great.

Let's not forget the Odessa steps.

[deliciousV]

Vito sounds like quite a meathead. Battleship Potempkin fucking invented montage, yeah why would you bother?






Ha, fuck you hicks, martha marcy mae marlene is great.

yea, that was pretty good. How is 500 days of summer? Is it worth a watch?

[sailor]

yea, that was pretty good. How is 500 days of summer? Is it worth a watch?

I enjoyed it.

[realmenhatelife]

Never saw 500 days.





Oh shit, I agree with this caller that is an old man that wishes it was the 70s, I hated Red State.

Hate Requiem for a Dream
Hate The Departed
Hate Boondock Saints

[disneyspy]

hung up on blowhard?

[sailor]

hung up on blowhard?

Or RMHL. Who can tell anymore?

[deliciousV]

Never saw 500 days.





Oh shit, I agree with this caller that is an old man that wishes it was the 70s, I hated Red State.

Hate Requiem for a Dream
Hate The Departed
Hate Boondock Saints

I'll check out 500 days since sailor liked it. I liked Red State, never saw Requiem, liked Departed, might rewatch it soon, hated Boondock.

[realmenhatelife]

Or RMHL. Who can tell anymore?

Things were so much better in the 90s....



But seriously you know anyone who gets into a fight with their college professor is just a total asshole.

[realmenhatelife]

Lost in Translation is garbage, that's why. And so is Life Aquatic.

[jennysmurf]

I'll check out 500 days since sailor liked it. I liked Red State, never saw Requiem, liked Departed, might rewatch it soon, hated Boondock.

I wouldn't trust sailor's opinion on anything.

[disneyspy]

a fun movie that i didnt hear anything about is CASA DE MI PADRE it is a will ferrell movie so it is a will ferrell movie,if you're one of those people that complain about a movie being too blank then don't watch it otherwise it is a fun mexican movie that i recommend

[deliciousV]

a fun movie that i didnt hear anything about is CASA MI PADRE it is a will ferrell movie so it is a will ferrell movie,if you're one of those people that complain about a movie being too blank then don't watch it otherwise it is a fun mexican movie that i recommend

getting your entertainment from the discount bin at Meijer again?

[disneyspy]

getting your entertainment from the discount bin at Meijer again?

haha na i stumbled upon it on netflix in the foreign movies section

[realmenhatelife]

I wouldn't trust sailor's opinion on anything.

Would you get driving directions from him?

[realmenhatelife]

Odenkirk was on the Ben Stiller show which has to be before conan, right?

[deliciousV]

Would you get driving directions from him?

or navigational charts? As he calls them

[jennysmurf]

Would you get driving directions from him?

I wouldn't advise it. He's a mass transit guy, he don't know from driving.

[disneyspy]

wasnt that theme from THE WONDER YEARS?

[deliciousV]

wasnt that theme from THE WONDER YEARS?

Family Ties song was "What would we do baby, without us"

[disneyspy]

Family Ties song was "What would we do baby, without us"

good call,this is the song that ron starting singing

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[sailor]

I wouldn't advise it. He's a mass transit guy, he don't know from driving.

Bullshit. 60 miles a day.

[sailor]

Talk about no pay off, they seriously looked at all those pics without saying who guessed right?

[realmenhatelife]

Fez upsets a gay dinner party.

[LeedsJr]

Fez upsets a gay dinner party.


Why Best of today?

[thepaulo]

Why Best of today?

I had extensive talks last night.

[realmenhatelife]

It was announced yesterday. Three day weekend isn't a terrible idea.

[LeedsJr]

I had extensive talks last night.

About joining the show? 'Cause that would be awesome.

[sailor]

Wha?! Best of

And how long ago did Wrigley add lights? Hell, every stadium originally without lights added them at some point. Move on.

Or, blowhard's doing a great Ron impression.

[LeedsJr]

It was announced yesterday. Three day weekend isn't a terrible idea.


I was going to agree after the initial segment about more Fez weirdness, then I heard Matty Ice's awful voice, and now I'm not so sure.

[thepaulo]

About joining the show? 'Cause that would be awesome.

I really don't know what's going on but I did do a lot of talking and I can't say much more.

[LeedsJr]

I really don't know what's going on but I did do a lot of talking and I can't say much more.


PaulO, International Man of Mystery.

Yet another great idea for a bit on the show. You just can't keep from coming up with them, can you?

[thepaulo]

PaulO, International Man of Mystery.

Yet another great idea for a bit on the show. You just can't keep from coming up with them, can you?

I have my cloak. I have my dagger.
Have gun, will travel.

[realmenhatelife]

I actually meant a 3 day weekend would be nice because today is dragging like a fucking two legged dog. The show has been popping for the most part, this week.

I also wont be here monday.

[CountryBob]

Best of - damn I want live

[LeedsJr]

Best of - damn I want live


I would have settled for funny Best of. So far, there's been one good - but short - segement, and 2 reasons to turn the show off.

[jennysmurf]

I actually meant a 3 day weekend would be nice because today is dragging like a fucking two legged dog. The show has been popping for the most part, this week.

I also wont be here monday.

I am inconsolable. :glurps:

[sailor]

I am inconsolable. :glurps:

Good.

[deliciousV]

I would have settled for funny Best of. So far, there's been one good - but short - segement, and 2 reasons to turn the show off.

Ron mentioned yesterday that Fez doesn't want the old best ofs played, you know, the funny ones where Fez talks? He doesn't like it when they come back and people call in to say how funny Fez was, and ask why he doesn't talk. So eventually even the memory of funny Fez will be silent

[jennysmurf]

Good.

You're a terrible person. Just awful.

[sailor]

You're a terrible person. Just awful.

Thanks!

[sailor]

Ron mentioned yesterday that Fez doesn't want the old best ofs played, you know, the funny ones where Fez talks? He doesn't like it when they come back and people call in to say how funny Fez was, and ask why he doesn't talk. So eventually even the memory of funny Fez will be silent

Call in Monday and say how funny old fez was on the replay.

[CountryBob]

Haha - the Mortimer Duke call cracked me up!

[LeedsJr]

Ron mentioned yesterday that Fez doesn't want the old best ofs played, you know, the funny ones where Fez talks? He doesn't like it when they come back and people call in to say how funny Fez was, and ask why he doesn't talk. So eventually even the memory of funny Fez will be silent


Great, so now he drags the show down even when he's not there? Just peachy.

This segment about the imaginary pig shortage is pretty good, so there batting average is back up to .500.

[deliciousV]

Call in Monday and say how funny old fez was on the replay.

it'd be really funny if a lot of people did this, Fez would be at Pepper's throat.

[hanso]

I heard there may be a formation of Ron DMC

[sailor]

it'd be really funny if a lot of people did this, Fez would be at Pepper's throat.

Exactly! And they'd never play the replay because fez would be funny in it.

[thepaulo]

I am inconsolable. :glurps:



I also won't be here Monday.

[deliciousV]

I actually meant a 3 day weekend would be nice because today is dragging like a fucking two legged dog. The show has been popping for the most part, this week.

I also wont be here monday.

I also won't be here Monday.

gentlemen, enjoy your days off, secure in the knowledge that I'm taking care of the women folk.

[thepaulo]

gentlemen, enjoy your days off, secure in the knowledge that I'm taking care of the women folk.

I actually feel better.

[disneyspy]

i fucking hate being an hourly,i make less,work harder and longer hours and can't boss anyone around

[thepaulo]

i fucking hate being an hourly,i make less,work harder and longer hours and can't boss anyone around
Fuck The Man!

[disneyspy]

Fuck The Man!

you fuck the man!

[LeedsJr]

Get a room, you two.

[disneyspy]

Get a room, you two.

you get a room!

[thepaulo]

you get a room!

Yeah, you get a room. I did not mean to suggest sexual harrassment at work. Besides most bosses prefer oral.

[sailor]

Yeah, you get a room. I did not mean to suggest sexual harrassment at work. Besides most bosses prefer oral.

When will they stop wasting taxpayer money on these ridiculous studies?!

[realmenhatelife]

Misti, Big Freedia and a NOLA brass band covering Daft Punk.

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[sailor]

Misti, Big Freedia and a NOLA brass band covering Daft Punk.

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Foiled by JS!

[jennysmurf]

Foiled by JS!

You hush, I had nothing to do with it! Besides, I don't hate all Daft Punk songs, just the get lucky one.

[sailor]

You hush, I had nothing to do with it! Besides, I don't hate all Daft Punk songs, just the get lucky one.

No one cares about "facts."

[realmenhatelife]

It is actually a cover of Get Lucky.

[sailor]

It is actually a cover of Get Lucky.

Face!

[jennysmurf]

It is actually a cover of Get Lucky.

Then I'm glad your crappy link didn't work!

[sailor]

Then I'm glad your crappy link didn't work!

:popcorn:

[jennysmurf]

:popcorn:

You're gonna be eating lots of that popcorn, cause he's not back until Tuesday.