Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/2/13 - Runner

[realmenhatelife]

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Lets see if Pep can turn it around today.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

im running MH clinic today, but i'll be able to listen in to the show :happy:

[Misteriosa]

what?! tom clancy died? :blink: to snopes!

[Misteriosa]

oh crap. from usa today:

According to the Publishers Weekly Twitter account, Tom Clancy died Tuesday night in a Baltimore hospital near his home. He was 66.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/10/02/author-tom-clancy-dies-at-66/2907629/

[realmenhatelife]

:bye:

im running MH clinic today, but i'll be able to listen in to the show :happy:

MH?

[Misteriosa]

MH?

mental health

[realmenhatelife]

I will continue to confuse Tom Clancy and Michael Crichton.

[realmenhatelife]

In case anyone was wondering Pecan Pie Cliff Bars are pretty damn good.

[realmenhatelife]

mental health

Are you going to tell everyone that pills are bullshit and their problems arent important because they're not starving in ethiopia?

[Misteriosa]

Are you going to tell everyone that pills are bullshit and their problems arent important because they're not starving in ethiopia?

nope. i will fax their prescriptions to the pharmacy, schedule the next appts, and transcribe any evaluations dictated by the doctor.

and yeah, ron, it does get tiring having people constantly telling you that "your lips look like they would feel great wrapped around a cock" :dry:

[Warren Peace]

funny how Fez is willing to pay off a bet by acting like a damn fool rather than reach into his wallet to pay off a bet.

[realmenhatelife]

nope. i will fax their prescriptions to the pharmacy, schedule the next appts, and transcribe any evaluations dictated by the doctor.

and yeah, ron, it does get tiring having people constantly telling you that "your lips look like they would feel great wrapped around a cock" :dry:

It is really a special occasion sentiment...

[Misteriosa]

It is really a special occasion sentiment...

what? like thanksgiving or something?

[realmenhatelife]

what? like thanksgiving or something?

Yeah or like you put your hair up that day or something. Just say it with respect.

[Misteriosa]

they gave full metal jacket on ifc last night

[sailor]

I will continue to confuse Tom Clancy and Michael Crichton.

No one likes you.

[realmenhatelife]

Sundance commercials are way worse than IFC. Sundance has commercials like every 5 minutes.


And I feel like people own those movies. The heyday of buying DVDs those were DVDs everyone bought.

[realmenhatelife]

No one likes you.

Thats fine.

[Misteriosa]

dont worry, shelb. you get used to those kinds of comments about your lips after a while. :o

[sailor]

nope. i will fax their prescriptions to the pharmacy, schedule the next appts, and transcribe any evaluations dictated by the doctor.

and yeah, ron, it does get tiring having people constantly telling you that "your lips look like they would feel great wrapped around a cock" :dry:

Oh my!

[realmenhatelife]

dont worry, shelb. you get used to those kinds of comments about your lips after a while. :o

It's the wolf whistles about his tight nuyorican ass that really sting, though.

[Misteriosa]

Oh my!

i know right?! people can be so very rude.

[Recyclerz]

Umm, sure Fez, you're the big winner.

:unsure:

[hanso]

What started 'The Peanuts' music? It's played every day now.

[jennysmurf]

What started 'The Peanuts' music? It's played every day now.

It's for the one million days of Christmas thing they're doing.

[Warren Peace]

Diary of a Madman

[jennysmurf]

It's the wolf whistles about his tight nuyorican ass that really sting, though.

Is this why you won't walk by a construction site?

[realmenhatelife]

Is this why you won't walk by a construction site?

I have more of a powerful south eastern pennsylvanian hindquarters.

[jennysmurf]

I have more of a powerful south eastern pennsylvanian hindquarters.

More cushion for the pushin?

[sailor]

i know right?! people can be so very rude.

They suck.

[realmenhatelife]

More cushion for the pushin?

Muscle for the tussel.






Tony Lukes is good. Kathleen doesn't like Lorenzos ergo Kathleend doesn't know shit.

[realmenhatelife]

They suck.

Thats ironic.

[Warren Peace]

Ok..the show is bringing it thus far. More delusional Fez please

[sailor]

Thats ironic.

Pun intended.

[Lemieux66]

I didn't think Fez could get more loathsome than he was yesterday. I guess in that regard he really is a big winner today.

[ihaveabadmonkey]

will Fez make a repeat appearance on Jocktober with the bullying clips tomorrow?

[LeedsJr]

Ok..the show is bringing it thus far. More delusional Fez please


A don't believe a word Fez is saying about talking to his therapist, but the fake nuttiness is funny.

[realmenhatelife]

These zero tolerance stories where some kindergartener has to go home because he uses a chicken nugget as a play gun happen like 5 times a year every year for the last 15 years.

[sailor]

These zero tolerance stories where some kindergartener has to go home because he uses a chicken nugget as a play gun happen like 5 times a year every year for the last 15 years.

Makes it right?

[realmenhatelife]

Makes it right?

It makes the surprise disingeuous.

[sailor]

It makes the surprise disingeuous.

I actually don't recall hearing anything like it until a few weeks ago, but I have a shitty memory.

[Misteriosa]

uh oh! is there an intern there who is challenging ron's privileged white male view?! :clap: good girl.

[deliciousV]

I suspect he wants all words banned on radio, since he doesn't use any it won't effect him.


that caller a few minutes ago is ripping me off, hoo hoo.

(I accidentally posted this in the O&A thread, fits though, since Opie ripped me off too)

[realmenhatelife]

I actually don't recall hearing anything like it until a few weeks ago, but I have a shitty memory.

They happen all the time. There's one in the movie Bowling for Columbine. I have no opinion on the policy, but I'm not surprised by it anymore.

Same thing with participation trophies, which are like 30 years old atleast. We got participation trophies when I was in little league.






Intern Stephanie is really in her challenging without thinking phase. The 'American' is characterized by the immigrant experiance.

[Misteriosa]

YES! thank you, intern! when i leave the US i am not puerto rican, i am american.

when i say i am from new york here, they say, "no i mean what are you"

[Misteriosa]

this caller is from wisconsin, but i can almost be totally sure he is white. when he says wisconsin, people will drop it. with PoCs, it doesnt matter how many times removed you are from your family's country of origin, white people will not stop digging until they get some country other than the US.

[sailor]

They happen all the time. There's one in the movie Bowling for Columbine. I have no opinion on the policy, but I'm not surprised by it anymore.

Same thing with participation trophies, which are like 30 years old atleast. We got participation trophies when I was in little league.


Intern Stephanie is really in her challenging without thinking phase. The 'American' is characterized by the immigrant experiance.

I'm 42 and we got them as well.

[realmenhatelife]

My brother's girlfriend's parents are Jewish Russian immigrants who are fiercly patriotic American.




People dont just ask "whats your ethnic background?" I do, am I adorably earnest? My follow up is usually something like 'tell me what good food you people eat.'

[realmenhatelife]

I'm 42 and we got them as well.

Exactly. So when people bitch about them and are like "we need to stop participation trophies..." get your fucking time machine out, man. It's not like we give them to 16 year olds playing on traveling teams.

[realmenhatelife]

this caller is from wisconsin, but i can almost be totally sure he is white. when he says wisconsin, people will drop it. with PoCs, it doesnt matter how many times removed you are from your family's country of origin, white people will not stop digging until they get some country other than the US.

White people do distinguish between other white people at a higher level than this conversation is acknowledging, though. Atleast where I'm from Italian and Irish aren't the same race. German and Polish are way different too. I think it's a combination of under and oversensitivity. We're pretty naive about alienating someone else with questions because we aren't alienated by it.

[Misteriosa]

argentinians are snotty as hell. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Every girl in the pictures my budy who lives in Argentina posts on facebook are gorgeous. It's like just models in cafes and sundresses everywhere.

[deliciousV]

Exactly. So when people bitch about them and are like "we need to stop participation trophies..." get your fucking time machine out, man. It's not like we give them to 16 year olds playing on traveling teams.

I don't have a problem with participation trophies, we got them too. There was a banquet where everybody got a little trophy, except the 1st place team, they got better trophies. Score was kept. That is the big difference.

[realmenhatelife]

argentinians are snotty as hell. :dry:

Well they come from good reich stock.

[sailor]

this caller is from wisconsin, but i can almost be totally sure he is white. when he says wisconsin, people will drop it. with PoCs, it doesnt matter how many times removed you are from your family's country of origin, white people will not stop digging until they get some country other than the US.

I think it's because most Hispanic people I've met have a strong identity to their ethnic background (country of origin style). Black people, not so much, for obvious reasons, except for recent immigrants.

[sailor]

argentinians are snotty as hell. :dry:

See?!

[jennysmurf]

Every girl in the pictures my budy who lives in Argentina posts on facebook are gorgeous. It's like just models in cafes and sundresses everywhere.

It's like you just put out a disneyspy signal.

[jennysmurf]

It's not the IBA it's the IRA, right?

[realmenhatelife]

I think she's over estimating the extent to which whites identify as American.

[LeedsJr]

Damnit, they're still talking about this?

Can we move on to something funny now, please?

[jennysmurf]

Damnit, they're still talking about this?

Can we move on to something funny now, please?

Agreed. I don't like this intern. :thumbdown:

[LeedsJr]

I had no idea Eva Longoria was Mexican.

[realmenhatelife]

You cant say it used to be easier to become a citizen when you've already acknowledged how systematic and aggressive the anti immigrant sentiment was when those people came in.

[LeedsJr]

Agreed. I don't like this intern. :thumbdown:


This caller is even duller than the intern. :sleep:

[realmenhatelife]

I believe the brits call people 'tit.' I think it means dumb.

[jennysmurf]

This caller is even duller than the intern. :sleep:

But at least he knows what he's talking about..wait...are you on the sailor player too? I don't want to be seen to agree with most of these callers.

[Lemieux66]

Damnit, they're still talking about this?

Can we move on to something funny now, please?

Why start trying to be funny now? There's so much PC policing to be done.

[realmenhatelife]

The other thing about intern Castro is she brings up Chile like every other sentence.

[LeedsJr]

The other thing about intern Castro is she brings up Chile like every other sentence.


Yeah, but she's just an American and proud of it. :wacko:

[hanso]

Damnit, they're still talking about this?

Can we move on to something funny now, please?

Great now its moved on to the gay.

[LeedsJr]

But at least he knows what he's talking about..wait...are you on the sailor player too? I don't want to be seen to agree with most of these callers.


Yeah, I am.

I agree, he knew what he was talking about, but it was in no way entertaining.

[deliciousV]

The other thing about intern Castro is she brings up Chile like every other sentence.

yeah, and she says it funny, want to be an american, say it like the rest of us do, like a tasty, spicy, meat based soup.

[jennysmurf]

I still giggle when Ron and Chris act surprised that fag means cigarette in England. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

Oh dont get Ron started on cigarette smoking.


I saw someone with an ecig, like a young kid, at a show this weekend and it just made me want to head punch him.

[Lemieux66]

That's it.. using cunt, twat, etc. means you're intimidated :lol:

They're fantastic words, as are all the ones that refer to male genitalia. Enough with female Fez already.

[jennysmurf]

That shower door comment caught me off guard and made me actually LOL. :lol:

[sailor]

yeah, and she says it funny, want to be an american, say it like the rest of us do, like a tasty, spicy, meat based soup.

Soup? You're doing it wrong.

[deliciousV]

Soup? You're doing it wrong.

I knew it was the wrong word, I just couldn't come up with another.

[LeedsJr]

I knew it was the wrong word, I just couldn't come up with another.

Stew.

[deliciousV]

Stew.

really? I never considered chilli a stew. It really should be a family of it's own.

[realmenhatelife]

Or a ragout.

[Lemieux66]

If you get chili anywhere here in Cincinnati, it's a sauce.

[sailor]

really? I never considered chilli a stew. It really should be a family of it's own.

It is, but it's closer to that than to soup.

[deliciousV]

If you get chili anywhere here in Cincinnati, it's a sauce.

man I could go for a Skyline 5 way and a dog right now.

[LeedsJr]

If you get chili anywhere here in Cincinnati, it's a sauce.


They serve it over pasta, right? I've had it like that, not bad at all.

[realmenhatelife]

They serve it over pasta, right? I've had it like that, not bad at all.

The thought that there are people who thing that pasta is essential to chilli but beans arent just enrages me.

[sailor]

The thought that there are people who thing that pasta is essential to chilli but beans arent just enrages me.

There are no beans in chili!! No pasta either, but I've never heard of that.

[jennysmurf]

The military needed Ice9 too, and we see how that turned out. Not always a good thing. :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

There are no beans in chili!! No pasta either, but I've never heard of that.

Dont tell me that Texas bullshit. Beans are a chilli ingredient.

Then the ranking of importance in chilli toppings is thus:

onion
sour cream
chips
cheese

[LeedsJr]

The thought that there are people who thing that pasta is essential to chilli but beans arent just enrages me.

Yeah, I don't think it's essential, just that it was tasty.

There are no beans in chili!! No pasta either, but I've never heard of that.

Crazy talk. Chili must have beans in it.

[sailor]

Dont tell me that Texas bullshit. Beans are a chilli ingredient.

Then the ranking of importance in chilli toppings is thus:

onion
sour cream
chips
cheese

Onions are cooked in. You can eat with chips, those other two have no place in there.

Ground beef, cubed beef, onion, tomato, broth, spices.

[sailor]

Crazy talk. Chili must have beans in it.

You mean "can't."

[deliciousV]

There are no beans in chili!! No pasta either, but I've never heard of that.

When I make chilli I put big red beans in it, they come from a can that says "chilli beans" on it, so apparently a lot of people put beans in their chilli. I grew up in the Dayton Oh area, we had Skyline where they served chilli over pasta, but my mom served it with crackers, so I'm good either way, but if you go with the pasta, you have to kill it with shredded cheddar.

[sailor]

When I make chilli I put big red beans in it, they come from a can that says "chilli beans" on it, so apparently a lot of people put beans in their chilli. I grew up in the Dayton Oh area, we had Skyline where they served chilli over pasta, but my mom served it with crackers, so I'm good either way, but if you go with the pasta, you have to kill it with shredded cheddar.

Maybe that second L makes it a different dish.

[deliciousV]

Maybe that second L makes it a different dish.

going all spelling nazi doesn't make you right, the chili gets beans! Don't make a fucking maniac out of me, the chili gets beans!

[Lemieux66]

They serve it over pasta, right? I've had it like that, not bad at all.

Yep.

5-way is the only way. Spaghetti, chili, beans, onions, shredded cheddar.

man I could go for a Skyline 5 way and a dog right now.

Skyline is good when it's 2 a.m. but otherwise there are great mom and pop chili parlors on every corner here. It's night and day.

[sailor]

going all spelling nazi doesn't make you right, the chili gets beans! Don't make a fucking maniac out of me, the chili gets beans!

Ha! I meant maybe it was some vegetarian variant spelling. Like chick'n and turk'y.

[deliciousV]

Yep.

5-way is the only way. Spaghetti, chili, beans, onions, shredded cheddar.



Skyline is good when it's 2 a.m. but otherwise there are great mom and pop chili parlors on every corner here. It's night and day.

I'll be up there in a couple of weeks, my daughter lives in Mason. I'll try one out.

[sailor]

Yep.

5-way is the only way. Spaghetti, chili, beans, onions, shredded cheddar.



Skyline is good when it's 2 a.m. but otherwise there are great mom and pop chili parlors on every corner here. It's night and day.

Everyone note the chili and beans are two separate items...

[Lemieux66]

I'll be up there in a couple of weeks, my daughter lives in Mason. I'll try one out.

Blue Ash Chili is up there. Guy Fieri did an episode of his show there.

http://blueashchili.com

http://blueashchili.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/promo-main1.jpg

[Recyclerz]

Everyone note the chili and beans are two separate items...

Was one of those "participation trophies" that you got for culinary excellence?

:wink:

[deliciousV]

Blue Ash Chili is up there. Guy Fieri did an episode of his show there.

http://blueashchili.com

http://blueashchili.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/promo-main1.jpg

made a note, and sent a text to my daughter, I'll check it out.

[sailor]

Was one of those "participation trophies" that you got for culinary excellence?

:wink:

Ha! My son's pre-k award last year was, so we've got that going for us.

[Recyclerz]

Ha! My son's pre-k award last year was, so we've got that going for us.

Then let him make the chili at Casa Sailor

[jennysmurf]

Ha! My son's pre-k award last year was, so we've got that going for us.

What does he think of this trophy? :devil2:

http://www.legendsofhockey.net/LegendsOfHockey/trophies/winners/PWT2003.jpg

[LeedsJr]

What does he think of this trophy? :devil2:

http://www.legendsofhockey.net/LegendsOfHockey/trophies/winners/PWT2003.jpg


:furious:

[realmenhatelife]

Onions are cooked in. You can eat with chips, those other two have no place in there.

Ground beef, cubed beef, onion, tomato, broth, spices.

Onions are raw, white and sprinkled on top. They are the single essential chilli condiment. The rest are just fun.

[jennysmurf]

:furious:

I was going for annoying sailor, but I guess I'll take what I can get. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

Onions are raw, white and sprinkled on top. They are the single essential chilli condiment. The rest are just fun.

Now you've veered into Crazytown. Raw onions are totes gross and will overpower any other flavor that's worth tasting.

[sailor]

I was going for annoying sailor, but I guess I'll take what I can get. :tongue:

I don't even get it. Anti-devils? He's a devils fan, not me.

[realmenhatelife]

Now you've veered into Crazytown. Raw onions are totes gross and will overpower any other flavor that's worth tasting.

You're just too sensitive.

[jennysmurf]

I don't even get it. Anti-devils? He's a devils fan, not me.

*sigh* That's the point, he's a Devils fan and you're not. You roon all the fun.

[jennysmurf]

You're just too sensitive.

Sensitive to yuckiness, yes.

[sailor]

*sigh* That's the point, he's a Devils fan and you're not. You roon all the fun.

Yeah, I don't get it.

[realmenhatelife]

Sensitive to yuckiness, yes.

You kiss disneyspy.

[jennysmurf]

You kiss disneyspy.

How dare you, sir! How. Dare. You.

[sailor]

You kiss disneyspy's...

Eww!!

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah no shit he loves it when people text him recovery questions, there is nothing that recovery people like more than talking about recovery on and on an on.

[hanso]

Are they done with the drunk midget yet?

[deliciousV]

Are they done with the drunk midget yet?

:laugh: I thought that little quitter would never leave, I intend to make a farewell toast in his honor, I'll have a shot from a thimble.

[realmenhatelife]

He's a midget?

[deliciousV]

He's a midget?

I don't know whether he's official, but he is a little feller

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know whether he's official, but he is a little feller

Oh, it's that guy.


5'2. Hey, he's taller than my mom.

[deliciousV]

kid does look like Sinatra, same dreamy blue eyes

[foodcourtdruide]

Listening on delay, Castro's argument doesn't make any sense.

Just because someone asks you where you're from doesn't mean they don't accept you as an American. That's such a bizarre and paranoid leap.

[Lemieux66]

Listening on delay, Castro's argument doesn't make any sense.

Just because someone asks you where you're from doesn't mean they don't accept you as an American. That's such a bizarre and paranoid leap.

Apparently the hypersensitivity in that room is contagious.

[foodcourtdruide]

Apparently the hypersensitivity in that room is contagious.

I give her credit for fearlessly talking on the mic, but some of her opinions are absurd.

In the same sentence she says she's proud of her ethnic background, but doesn't want others to identify her for her ethnic background.

[deliciousV]

I can't pretend to know what it's like to live her life, but it seems to me that the bi-product of a melting pot is going to be a diverse mixture. I don't know why it's bad to ask another citizen about their heritage, so long as it's not for the purpose of discriminating.

She's a college student, she should be questioning things, she'll piece it all together eventually.

[foodcourtdruide]

I can't pretend to know what it's like to live her life, but it seems to me that the bi-product of a melting pot is going to be a diverse mixture. I don't know why it's bad to ask another citizen about their heritage, so long as it's not for the purpose of discriminating.

She's a college student, she should be questioning things, she'll piece it all together eventually.

That's a really good point. She's probably just figuring out who she is, and this seems like a natural step in that progression.

[deliciousV]

That's a really good point. She's probably just figuring out who she is, and this seems like a natural step in that progression.

it really does seem that a really engaged student can be a real pain in the ass with their new knowledge. Just part of the process I guess.

[CountryBob]

*sigh* That's the point, he's a Devils fan and you're not. You roon all the fun.

And you say you are from KY - Im telling your family on you!