Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/3/13 - Fall Flavors

[realmenhatelife]

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[Dell]

Moaning...anyone know about the status of the Big Ass Room?

[LeedsJr]

For Jocktober this morning, OnA were making fun of some show for taking calls about the best pizza place in the area.

Is Ron trying to get on Jocktober again??

[sailor]

The teams put tickets on stub hub themselves. It's not only scalpers.

[sailor]

Let's go Bucs!

[realmenhatelife]

Stubhub is bullshit, but it is a secondary market, so you cant call those tickets unsold.

[sailor]

Stubhub is bullshit, but it is a secondary market, so you cant call those tickets unsold.

If the team put tickets there (they do) then they are unsold.

[Warren Peace]

For Jocktober this morning, OnA were making fun of some show for taking calls about the best pizza place in the area.

Is Ron trying to get on Jocktober again??

I was about to post this but caught the conversation midstream, so I wasn't sure if Ron was doing a bit or not.

[realmenhatelife]

If the team put tickets there (they do) then they are unsold.

I think the team 'sells' the tickets to stubhub as a broker, not as a market place.

[LeedsJr]

I was about to post this but caught the conversation midstream, so I wasn't sure if Ron was doing a bit or not.


No bit. He does it all the time, too. OnA correctly pointed out this morning that it is awful radio.

[LeedsJr]

I think the team 'sells' the tickets to stubhub as a broker, not as a market place.


What's the difference? They haven't been sold to anyone who intends on actually going to the game.

[Dell]

I think the team 'sells' the tickets to stubhub as a broker, not as a market place.


Same with the "club-level" sets at redskins games...stadiums have been "sold out" for decades but you can see many empty yellow seats that the brokers couldn't resell

[sailor]

What's the difference? They haven't been sold to anyone who intends on actually going to the game.

Yeah, it's a bit of semantics to claim these tickets are "sold" to stub hub. In a techibal sense, sure, but until they go to fans it doesn't fill seats, but does give the clubs cash.

[LeedsJr]

Same with the "club-level" sets at redskins games...stadiums have been "sold out" for decades but you can see many empty yellow seats that the brokers couldn't resell


Same at the new Yankee stadium. Most of the lower level seats are empty. The Yankees, and the sports radio guys who like them, try to spin it that it's because those people are back in the restuarants and bars available to them. It's obvious bullshit.

[realmenhatelife]

What's the difference? They haven't been sold to anyone who intends on actually going to the game.

Yeah, it's a bit of semantics to claim these tickets are "sold" to stub hub. In a techibal sense, sure, but until they go to fans it doesn't fill seats, but does give the clubs cash.

Yeah, it's a technicality. The team accepts money for unsold tickets which are then sold on stub hub, so the team can claim the tickets are sold out even if those tickets never go to fans. It's how teams fake sell out streaks, most famously the Red Sox.


BUT, it's technically correct that the tickets are sold and also the cards game will be truly sold out.

[LeedsJr]

I think the team 'sells' the tickets to stubhub as a broker, not as a market place.

Yeah, it's a technicality. The team accepts money for unsold tickets which are then sold on stub hub, so the team can claim the tickets are sold out even if those tickets never go to fans. It's how teams fake sell out streaks, most famously the Red Sox.


BUT, it's technically correct that the tickets are sold and also the cards game will be truly sold out.


I was more asking what's the difference between a broker or a marketplace.

Sure, the clubs can call the tickets sold because they received money for them (though I doubt it's face value).

The Knicks artificially kept their sellout streak going for a long time as well, only even more underhandedly, by "papering" - which basically means giving tickets away.

There is a difference between a "sellout", and a capacity or SRO crowd. The latter is based on turnstiles.

[realmenhatelife]

I was more asking what's the difference between a broker or a marketplace.

Sure, the clubs can call the tickets sold because they received money for them (though I doubt it's face value).

The Knicks artificially kept their sellout streak going for a long time as well, only even more underhandedly, by "papering" - which basically means giving tickets away.

There is a difference between a "sellout", and a capacity or SRO crowd. The latter is based on turnstiles.

A broker buys something to resell and takes a loss if they cant resell it, a marketplace is just a way for you to buy the tickets directly. Like when you go to the box office you're using the team's marketplace, but when you buy from stubhub you're paying stubhub, not the team by proxy.

[Dell]

Yeah, it's a technicality. The team accepts money for unsold tickets which are then sold on stub hub, so the team can claim the tickets are sold out even if those tickets never go to fans. It's how teams fake sell out streaks, most famously the Red Sox.


BUT, it's technically correct that the tickets are sold and also the cards game will be truly sold out.

There is a very long waiting list for redskins season tickets which have been sold out for a very long time...the "club seats" are available for season ticket purchase but typically sold to brokers due to the extraordinary expense...some large companies have bought them as well...at FedEx, it's the small level under the studio box seats

[realmenhatelife]

I could go for a big bowl of those cold peanut noodles.

[foodcourtdruide]

I hate sports fans that can't understand how their team can lose future games. As if any sporting event is guarenteed a winner or loser.

[LeedsJr]

They are saying Barca's name way too often. Please god no. :surrender:

[jennysmurf]

Alright, bastards! Get over to this site and buy DarkHippie's book that finally got published:

http://www.damnationbooks.com/book.php?isbn=9781629290430

It's only $6.95 for the e-reader version, so don't be cheap.

[LeedsJr]

I must have missed it when they first said it. WTF is a "quad box", and why are they saying it every 3 seconds? :unsure:

[sailor]

I must have missed it when they first said it. WTF is a "quad box", and why are they saying it every 3 seconds? :unsure:

All boxes are quads.

[realmenhatelife]

Alright, bastards! Get over to this site and buy DarkHippie's book that finally got published:

http://www.damnationbooks.com/book.php?isbn=9781629290430

It's only $6.95 for the e-reader version, so don't be cheap.

Can I borrow yours?

[jennysmurf]

Can I borrow yours?

:annoyed:

[deliciousV]

(Way behind) I can't believe that a guy called in to recommend Cook-Outs as a great burger joint. Its a drive thru chain. A step above BK but "under" 5 guys.

[sailor]

:annoyed:

Yeah, don't it suck you can't share ebooks? Other than on a kindle, I think. Why don't you get a kindle?

[Dell]

I must have missed it when they first said it. WTF is a "quad box", and why are they saying it every 3 seconds? :unsure:


When Redzone puts four games on the screen at one time...obviously exciting to some

[LeedsJr]

What just happened to Fez?

[realmenhatelife]

(Way behind) I can't believe that a guy called in to recommend Cook-Outs as a great burger joint. Its a drive thru chain. A step above BK but "under" 5 guys.

Ha. I dont know why people dont just ask actual locals when they get into town. They landed on Chucks.

[Dell]

What just happened to Fez?

By "just," do you mean 7 years ago....

[realmenhatelife]

I hate any movie about wine.

[Dell]

Ha. I dont know why people dont just ask actual locals when they get into town. They landed on Chucks.


Some pilots once told me that when in a new town, you drive around at 4:45 to find where the senior citizens are in line waiting for the early bird specials...then you return at 7:00 to eat (said it was almost guaranteed quality at good prices)

[sailor]

Wow, now fez isn't even allowed to contribute when he's on topic?!

[realmenhatelife]

In Bruges is great.

[LeedsJr]

By "just," do you mean 7 years ago....


No, I meant when Ron suddenly asked him if he wanted to switch out with someone, and he barely croaked out a "yeah".

Just now he tried to jump in to the conversation, and Ron cut him off to go to a caller.

Seems like something happened in the studio that they're not talking about.

[LeedsJr]

This is just too damn boring.

:bye:

[jennysmurf]

This is just too damn boring.

:bye:

I know where you can find something exciting to do:

http://www.damnationbooks.com/book.php?isbn=9781629290430

:innocent:

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, don't it suck you can't share ebooks? Other than on a kindle, I think. Why don't you get a kindle?

I am getting a paper copy, cause that's how I roll. But it's more expensive, and I know how cheap you all are up in here, so I recommended the e-reader version.

[Dell]

No, I meant when Ron suddenly asked him if he wanted to switch out with someone, and he barely croaked out a "yeah".

Just now he tried to jump in to the conversation, and Ron cut him off to go to a caller.

Seems like something happened in the studio that they're not talking about.

Probably rubbing his chest, gripping the table, or any of the many things he does that rubs Ron wrong...as long as he doesn't play the wrong song

[sailor]

I am getting a paper copy, cause that's how I roll. But it's more expensive, and I know how cheap you all are up in here, so I recommended the e-reader version.

Poor trees!!

[Dell]

I am getting a paper copy, cause that's how I roll. But it's more expensive, and I know how cheap you all are up in here, so I recommended the e-reader version.

Don't you have a library card...:wink:

[jennysmurf]

Poor trees!!

Don't you have a library card...:wink:

Shut up and buy the book!

[realmenhatelife]

I am getting a paper copy, cause that's how I roll. But it's more expensive, and I know how cheap you all are up in here, so I recommended the e-reader version.

Lend me that.

[sailor]

Sure, no one partied and grew up before.

[sailor]

This tesla is such a non-story.

[realmenhatelife]

Sure, no one partied and grew up before.

I just think it's a little funny that a man Ron's age is going to insist that it's the 65 year olds that have everything in common with people in their 20s. Cant eat raw onion without vurping all night long but they're going to chew tabs of molly and pound vodka and redbulls in some warehouse party at 4am.

[jennysmurf]

Lend me that.

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[jennysmurf]

I just think it's a little funny that a man Ron's age is going to insist that it's the 65 year olds that have everything in common with people in their 20s. Cant eat raw onion without vurping all night long but they're going to chew tabs of molly and pound vodka and redbulls in some warehouse party at 4am.

I told you raw onion was bad.

[realmenhatelife]

The posting that linked the online persona back to the real person was from before the silk road really existed. They did a lot of leg work to confirm that the online guy was this guy.


But I think someone just snitched on him and the info that came out is more of a cover.

[hanso]

This tesla is such a non-story.

I'm just now hearing this

[hanso]

I told you raw onion was bad.

What about the purple onion?

[deliciousV]

Shut up and buy the book!

you getting a commission on this thing?

And a totally unrelated question, where can I complain about a board member spamming?

[LeedsJr]

What about the purple onion?


Euphemism?

Hello from the pub.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think it would be hard at all to prosecute. The girl makes a complaint that pictures of her are online, she says who she gave them to. The ex boyfriend gets investigated as the source of the upload. Seems pretty easy.

[LeedsJr]

I dont think it would be hard at all to prosecute. The girl makes a complaint that pictures of her are online, she says who she gave them to. The ex boyfriend gets investigated as the source of the upload. Seems pretty easy.


Still not listening, but I guess this is about the new California law.

Seems like proving lack of consent could leave a lot of room for reasonable doubt.

[realmenhatelife]

Still not listening, but I guess this is about the new California law.

Seems like proving lack of consent could leave a lot of room for reasonable doubt.

Is any verbal contract honored in court?

[hanso]

Euphemism?

Hello from the pub.

No it was a restaurant I used to eat at in So. Cali.

[jennysmurf]

you getting a commission on this thing?

And a totally unrelated question, where can I complain about a board member spamming?

I am not getting a commission, mean 'ol guy, he's just a good friend. And if you report me, I'm gonna slap you so hard. :annoyed:

[realmenhatelife]

You can just go to terrysdiary.com for the nsfw miley cyrus pictures.

[LeedsJr]

Is any verbal contract honored in court?

Sometimes. But that wasn't what I was thinking.

The uploader edits the file right before posting, then says they did it together. Prove otherwise.

[realmenhatelife]

I am not getting a commission, mean 'ol guy, he's just a good friend. And if you report me, I'm gonna slap you so hard. :annoyed:

mmmmmmhm

[Dell]

I told you raw onion was bad.


They absorb airborne germs and viruses...I read that on the internet

[jennysmurf]

mmmmmmhm

Okay, okay, a very good friend.


And PaulO won't call in to chat with Ron? How dare he? We need him to call in!

[jennysmurf]

They absorb airborne germs and viruses...I read that on the internet

Then it must be true.

[CountryBob]

Well there's Paulo

[Lemieux66]

I'm pretty hard on [JENNY-PROOFED] Fez, but not giving Paulo $100,000 is one of the sanest decisions he has ever made.

[hanso]

all to shore that's going to shore pauly

[realmenhatelife]

Get blowhard, Paul, get him.

[CountryBob]

Why is Paul so jacked up?

[jennysmurf]

I'm pretty hard on [JENNY-PROOFED] Fez, but not giving Paulo $100,000 is one of the sanest decisions he has ever made.

Why do I get blamed for everything around here?

[hanso]

Moaning...anyone know about the status of the Big Ass Room?

Who needs that ? When there is the hardcore granny room.

[hanso]

Why is Paul so jacked up?

He sure is.

[deliciousV]

Okay, okay, a very good friend.


And PaulO won't call in to chat with Ron? How dare he? We need him to call in!

there's more than one kind of commission.

[Warren Peace]

Why is Paul so jacked up?

With respect to Fez, Paulo is the Voice of the People (Listeners)

[jennysmurf]

Get blowhard, Paul, get him.

Yikes.:blink:

[CountryBob]

God damn - when ron said this is what Fez hears in his head all the time I truly lol'd

[jennysmurf]

there's more than one kind of commission.

:innocent:

[Recyclerz]

With respect to Fez, Paulo is the Voice of the People (Listeners)

Troof. And, I can't believe I'm typing this, the Voice of Reason as well.

[sailor]

Why is Paul so jacked up?

'Roids.

[LeedsJr]

Damnit! It sounds like things actually got interesting while I've been drinking!

I'm sure Ron will be doing some coma inducing interview by the time I stumble back.

[disneyspy]

Get blowhard, Paul, get him.

WHAT!? i missed this?,fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[hanso]

Wow advice show went into psychiatrist show with this call

[jennysmurf]

WHAT!? i missed this?,fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Two supposedly straight men fighting over a gay man--it was intense, and there was much yelling.

[disneyspy]

Two supposedly straight men fighting over a gay man--it was intense, and there was much yelling.

DAMN!! i cant wait to listen to it tommorow

[hanso]

Thanks for the storm tip Ron. Looks like Hurricane Hunters are shutdown. I had no idea.

[hanso]

Fez could write off the 100k to Paulo as a psychiatrist fee.

[disneyspy]

paulo needs to bring up the most important thing and thats getting fez to sign THE FEZ for our FFL

[LeedsJr]

Damnit!

I'm back and they're hanging up on PaulO!

I'm sure they'll go to break next, then come back to an interview.

Aarrgh!!! :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

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[hanso]

Tattoo Nightmares is on Spike. Is it ink disasters that ESD is on? Got dvr set.

[deliciousV]

Lifeboat again? This ones easy, PaulO goes overboard.

[hanso]

Top paying job on unemployment site today is Psychiatrist at 200 k a year. So hook up Paulo Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

Tattoo Nightmares is on Spike. Is it ink disasters that ESD is on? Got dvr set.

I dont think it's tattoo nightmares, or atleast thats not the one they originally said and tattoo nightmares isn't the show that did Vos & Bonnie and Jason Ellis. Vos kept saying tattoo nightmares tattoo nightmares and we were watching every episode like 'when the fuck is the vos episode happening?'

[sailor]

Top paying job on unemployment site today is Psychiatrist at 200 k a year. So hook up Paulo Fez.

Silly, you don't make 200k when unemployed.

[jennysmurf]

I dont think it's tattoo nightmares, or atleast thats not the one they originally said and tattoo nightmares isn't the show that did Vos & Bonnie and Jason Ellis. Vos kept saying tattoo nightmares tattoo nightmares and we were watching every episode like 'when the fuck is the vos episode happening?'

I looked up Tattoo Nightmares, and don't see anything in the episode guide about it. I'll look up the other one.

http://www.spike.com/shows/tattoo-nightmares/episode-guide

[disneyspy]

i think the show is called WORLD'S WORST TATTOO'S on TLC http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/americas-worst-tattoos

[realmenhatelife]

I looked up Tattoo Nightmares, and don't see anything in the episode guide about it. I'll look up the other one.

http://www.spike.com/shows/tattoo-nightmares/episode-guide

While you're at it look up how Jasmine has the prettiest eyes...

[realmenhatelife]

This list is a cop out because Lost isn't on it.

Hey, Lost sucked by the end, but you were suprised.

[realmenhatelife]

This caller is full of shit and so is Norm Mcdonald, there is no substance to that Breaking Bad theory.

[jennysmurf]

i think the show is called WORLD'S WORST TATTOO'S on TLC http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/americas-worst-tattoos

Wow, that Steve Buscemi one was really bad. :blink: There wasn't really an episode guide or anything, so I dunno if that's the one Dave's supposed to be on.

[sailor]

This caller is full of shit and so is Norm Mcdonald, there is no substance to that Breaking Bad theory.

What theory?

[hanso]

i think the show is called WORLD'S WORST TATTOO'S on TLC http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/americas-worst-tattoos

Must not be on for awhile. It's not showing up for recording. Thats why I said the spike one it's on at midnight.

[realmenhatelife]

What theory?

I'll go do it in the spoilerzone thread just to spare anyone who may be watching currently.

[disneyspy]

hopefully the shooter is going after republicans

[hanso]

Josh Freeman is a free man the TB Bucs just let the QB go.

[hanso]

hopefully the shooter is going after republicans

They are waiting to negotiate from what I heard.



Should be a long wait. What Prez. would bargain away the crowning achievement of his whole time in office?.

[sailor]

I'll go do it in the spoilerzone thread just to spare anyone who may be watching currently.

Just heard it on phone. Read some review where they said they would have liked if that was the case and they were going to pretend it was. Nothing to support it being real, but that could have been cool.

[RADIO-SHARK]

Obamas kids just playing with firecrackers. no harm..

[hanso]

Who is the guy in background? I was late from break.

[sailor]

Who is the guy in background? I was late from break.

Pepper.

[realmenhatelife]

Dave has been selected for the show but I dont think they've even shot it yet.




News Radio had a great finale.

[jennysmurf]

Pepper.

You're never any help to anybody are you?:laugh:

[disneyspy]

Who is the guy in background? I was late from break.

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/biffles-two-two.jpeg

[sailor]

You're never any help to anybody are you?:laugh:

I helped you find laughter again.

[sailor]

Seinfeld had a shitty finale.

Ha, listening on delay and some asshole just said it was great.

[thepaulo]

obviously today was no holds barred, tough, tough love, someone's going overboard and getting keelhauled day.

[realmenhatelife]

That episode everyone thought might be the surprise South Park series finale would've been the best of all time had it actually been the end.

[CountryBob]

obviously today was no holds barred, tough, tough love, someone's going overboard and getting keelhauled day.

I didnt get to hear it all but are you really mad he wont give you the money? I hope not.

[realmenhatelife]

obviously today was no holds barred, tough, tough love, someone's going overboard and getting keelhauled day.

You teed off on some fools.

[disneyspy]

obviously today was no holds barred, tough, tough love, someone's going overboard and getting keelhauled day.

and yet you forgot to ask about THE FEZ

[disneyspy]

alright buddays c'ya

[jennysmurf]

I always hated Alf. :thumbdown:


Thanks for calling in and yelling at everybody today, PaulO!:thumbup:

[CountryBob]

I always hated Alf. :thumbdown:


Thanks for calling in and yelling at everybody today, PaulO!:thumbup:

Strike 2 Jenny - first you dont like raw onions and now Alf? I now am starting to question our upcoming marriage....:ohmy:

[jennysmurf]

Strike 2 Jenny - first you dont like raw onions and now Alf? I now am starting to question our upcoming marriage....:ohmy:

It's okay, CBob, we don't have to like each other for it to work. :wink:

[CountryBob]

The foundation will be built on hot sex - :devil2:

[jennysmurf]

The foundation will be built on hot sex - :devil2:

Not a bad place to build, in my opinion.

[LeedsJr]

Don't forget health insurance. :laugh:

I can't believe I was at the pub for the only interesting part of the show.

I'm so upset I think I'll go drown my sorrows. :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Don't forget health insurance. :laugh:

I can't believe I was at the pub for the only interesting part of the show.

I'm so upset I think I'll go drown my sorrows. :drunk:

Oh I didn't. CBob's fully covered. :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

Oh I didn't. CBob's fully covered. :wink:

And we know by whom....

[deliciousV]

I always hated Alf. :thumbdown:


I can't even look at you now

[Midkiff]

eye wuz heer

[thepaulo]

eye wuz heer

About fucking time, cocksucker.

[thepaulo]

Anyway, I tried.

[sailor]

Anyway, I tried.

You do good.

[Midkiff]

About fucking time, cocksucker.

Well, you know, they don't like me here. Matty Fridays targeted me from day one.

I'm the Paul O of ronfez.net, only less liked.

[jennysmurf]

Well, you know, they don't like me here. Matty Fridays targeted me from day one.

I'm the Paul O of ronfez.net, only less liked.

Meh, Matty's hardly ever here anymore. You're safe.

[disneyspy]

i thought matty fridays was the paulo of .net

[jennysmurf]

i thought matty fridays was the paulo of .net

No, that's you.

[disneyspy]

No, that's you.

YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK!!!

[thepaulo]

i thought matty fridays was the paulo of .net


I thought I was the Paulo of Wackbag.

[Midkiff]

Meh, Matty's hardly ever here anymore. You're safe.

Well, thank goodness for that.

[sailor]

I thought I was the Paulo of Wackbag.

I thought you were the wackbag of .net

[thepaulo]

I thought you were the wackbag of .net

Maybe that's it. I'm so confused.