Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/8/13 - The Bird

[realmenhatelife]

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is the word.

[realmenhatelife]

I bitched about Lena Dunham giving a talk about keeping NYC affordable for artists way back when because of the attitude it had. David Byrne just made basically the same speech but without being a dick about it, so well played David Byrne.

[jennysmurf]

I always heard that Grease is the word. It's the word that you heard. It's got groove, it's got meaning.

[realmenhatelife]

I always heard that Grease is the word. It's the word that you heard. It's got groove, it's got meaning.

ew

[jennysmurf]

ew

But Grease is the time, it's the place, it's the moment. Grease is the way we are feeling.

[realmenhatelife]

But Grease is the time, it's the place, it's the moment. Grease is the way we are feeling.

double ew

[sailor]

I bitched about Lena Dunham giving a talk about keeping NYC affordable for artists way back when because of the attitude it had. David Byrne just made basically the same speech but without being a dick about it, so well played David Byrne.

Pretty sure your original argument was "fuck New York!"

[sailor]

I always heard that Grease is the word. It's the word that you heard. It's got groove, it's got meaning.

Bird is the word.

[jennysmurf]

double ew

What happened to the Danny I met at the beach? You're a fake and a phony, and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!

[jennysmurf]

Bird is the word.

Stay outta this, Ponyboy.

[LeedsJr]

What happened to the Danny I met at the beach? You're a fake and a phony, and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!


Maybe there's two of them? Try the Yellow Pages or something. :wink:

[sailor]

Stay outta this, Ponyboy.

Trip-ewws.

[sailor]

Maybe there's two of them? Try the Yellow Pages or something. :wink:

Yellow pages and golden showers; girl's got a busy day of link clicking ahead.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

still alive an well in the eliminator...:smoke:

[CountryBob]

moaning buddays...:bye:

still alive an well in the eliminator...:smoke:

fucking Atlanta knocked me out of a big eliminator - 800 people at $100 an entry.
Winner take all minus 10% for organizer expenses.... $72,000 going to the winner..... and it wont be me! :furious::wallbash::down:

[CountryBob]

I absoulutely hated most of the music during the grunge era

[jennysmurf]

Maybe there's two of them? Try the Yellow Pages or something. :wink:

:wink: Finally, someone gets me!

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays. its audit time, which means im gonna be so busy, its stupid.

i thought id say a quick hello before i go radio silent again so you'll know that i wasnt abducted by some hobo or something.

also, ron is REALLY laying in to fez today. its making me uncomfortable. my older sister used to do the same stuff to me (take some phrase i used and apply it to every opportunity to tease me mercilessly) and i haaaaaated it. :dry: try to be strong fezzie. hopefully he'll get bored with it. :down:

[jennysmurf]

I absoulutely hated most of the music during the grunge era

Then we're not going to work. Don't worry, we had a good run. It's not me, it's you.

[Lemieux66]

A homonym is a gay nym.

I learned that from Vos.

[Misteriosa]

I absoulutely hated most of the music during the grunge era

what the hell is wrong with you?! :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

Pretty sure your original argument was "fuck New York!"

That is a quote taken out of context.

[sailor]

what the hell is wrong with you?! :blink:

He's a little bit country...

[realmenhatelife]

what the hell is wrong with you?! :blink:

Southern

[jennysmurf]

Southern

Nope. I am also Southern, but I know good music.

[jennysmurf]

That is a quote taken out of context.

Those are our favorite kind of quotes!

[realmenhatelife]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the scojo selfies.


Thora Birch was so hot in Ghost World.

[sailor]

It's not a reverse sting. It's still a sting.

[realmenhatelife]

It's not a reverse sting. It's still a sting.

You should change your name to wasp-or or something you're such an expert on stings tss tss tss

[deliciousV]

Nope. I am also Southern, but I know good music.

Preach

[sailor]

That is a quote taken out of context.

I paraphrase, but I believe you were saying what's so special about ny that we need to care particularly about artists there as opposed to Philly or Tampa or wherenot.

[sailor]

So pissed I'm gonna miss hum along with hicks.

[LeedsJr]

So pissed I'm gonna miss hum along with hicks.


Radio gold! :lol:

[LeedsJr]

:wink: Finally, someone gets me!


I never turn that movie off.

[realmenhatelife]

I paraphrase, but I believe you were saying what's so special about ny that we need to care particularly about artists there as opposed to Philly or Tampa or wherenot.

My point was one can illustrate, much like David Byrne, that the city derives value from having affordable housing for creative types, without making a joke about how people might, god forbid, move to the cultural wastelands of Tampa and then if you can imagine, and I know it's nearly fucking possible to imagine, that one day we may look to Tampa of all places for cultural instruction. Byrne, who actually cares more about the city and the culture of the city he loves than the hipster elitism Lena E Dunham in a "What, me gentrify?" tshirt coy bullshittery 'no seriously you guys, this is a problem, like totes for reals.'

[realmenhatelife]

How many people will ask me if I want office pizza? So far, 3.

[realmenhatelife]

There are like no punk bands playing that CBGBs fest.

[jennysmurf]

How many people will ask me if I want office pizza? So far, 3.

Hey, there's pizza in the break room. You in?

[realmenhatelife]

As Oregon Trail has taught us, hunting is no sure thing.

[hanso]

I absoulutely hated most of the music during the grunge era

Didn't care much for it at the time. But later on liked it, still do.

[realmenhatelife]

Good one, Ezra. But Fez doesn't like him.

[deliciousV]

Good one, Ezra. But Fez doesn't like him.

didn't like him, he only had one thing to say, so he said it over and over again in a weird cadence, also, I'm better than him.

[hanso]

This caller was like bunny the way he talked


r/f good

[realmenhatelife]

It isn't as high as 66% but if there were 66% less drivers on the road man that would be awesome.

[realmenhatelife]

Has Ron just discovered Bahn Mi?

[jennysmurf]

It isn't as high as 66% but if there were 66% less drivers on the road man that would be awesome.

Fewer. You use "fewer" when it's something that can be counted. "Less" is for an amount that can't be individually counted, as in "less" rain, fewer raindrops.

[realmenhatelife]

Fewer. You use "fewer" when it's something that can be counted. "Less" is for an amount that can't be individually counted, as in "less" rain, fewer raindrops.

less drivers, fewer cars

[jennysmurf]

less drivers, fewer cars

Fewer drivers in fewer cars. Unless the driver has lost some volume, then maybe.

[CountryBob]

what the hell is wrong with you?! :blink:

DO you have a couple hours?

:down:

[realmenhatelife]

Fewer drivers in fewer cars. Unless the driver has lost some volume, then maybe.

Now I know why those kids just glare at you when your back is turned...

[CountryBob]

Nope. I am also Southern, but I know good music.

You are not Southern - if you were you would love raw onions.

[jennysmurf]

DO you have a couple hours?

:down:

If I get you for a couple hours, we ain't wasting time talkin'.

[CountryBob]

Then we're not going to work. Don't worry, we had a good run. It's not me, it's you.

it lasted longer than most of my relationships anyway. I will still send alimony.

[jennysmurf]

You are not Southern - if you were you would love raw onions.

I'm not an animal. I like to cook my food before I eat it (unless it's a nice spicy tuna roll, then I can make an exception).

[Dell]

Fewer. You use "fewer" when it's something that can be counted. "Less" is for an amount that can't be individually counted, as in "less" rain, fewer raindrops.

your such a smarty...and leeds to

[jennysmurf]

Now I know why those kids just glare at you when your back is turned...

Nah, that's not why....

[jennysmurf]

your such a smarty...and leeds to

I see what you did there, and it's very slappable. :annoyed:

[CountryBob]

I'm not an animal. I like to cook my food before I eat it (unless it's a nice spicy tuna roll, then I can make an exception).

spicy tuna roll is so max gooder.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Shelby is great. No, why would he do O&A?

[Lemieux66]

I'd love for Ron to name one of these so-called McCartney level celebrities that O&A have gotten. They don't even get Louis anymore.

[Dell]

I see what you did there, and it's very slappable. :annoyed:

:innocent:

[deliciousV]

Nah, that's not why....


Most of the time its because she has toilet paper stuck to her

[realmenhatelife]

I'd love for Ron to name one of these so-called McCartney level celebrities that O&A have gotten. They don't even get Louis anymore.

Ozzy is the only one I can think of and I dont think he counts.

[sailor]

Has Ron just discovered Bahn Mi?

I remember them talking about this like 3 years ago (I worked across the street from a bahn mi shop on 36th at the time).

[Dell]

hey Grandma...I think it will be very entertaining to talk about your prescriptions

[jennysmurf]

Most of the time its because she has toilet paper stuck to her

You just hush. You ain't got a dog in this race.

[sailor]

I'm not an animal. I like to cook my food before I eat it (unless it's a nice spicy tuna roll, then I can make an exception).

Spicy rolls are yuck and not healthy. Truth bomb.

[Dell]

Spicy rolls are yuck and not healthy. Truth bomb.

you sir, are wrong...have a good day

[realmenhatelife]

Spicy rolls are yuck and not healthy. Truth bomb.

Half of this statement is true. I've been into spicy salmon lately.

[LeedsJr]

your such a smarty...and leeds to

I see what you did there, and it's very slappable. :annoyed:


You do? 'Cause I don't... :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

Peppers list is one of those totally amorphous concepts. It's basically here's just 5 bands that arent a few other bands.

[Dell]

You do? 'Cause I don't... :unsure:

she corrected grammar...like you when people use "your" for "you're"

[Dell]

I would cringe if Sir Paul were ever interviewed by Lil Jimmy...yuk

[foodcourtdruide]

Ron always complains about adults celebrating their birthday, but it seems like anytime some random female fan of the show has a birthday he makes a big deal of it on the show.

[LeedsJr]

she corrected grammar...like you when people use "your" for "you're"


You people?!?

Grammarist!

[deliciousV]

I'd love for Ron to name one of these so-called McCartney level celebrities that O&A have gotten. They don't even get Louis anymore.

I don't think they can't get Louis anymore, I'd say he's busy with his show right now.
And I can't even think of any "McCartney level" stars period. The last living Beatle with any talent? Probably the biggest star in the world really.

[Dell]

I know I'm behind, but I cannot hear Ron put boots to Shelby for making a joke about OnA...bunch of fuckinig prima donas

[realmenhatelife]

Dead Boys but no Pere Ubu? The other half of Rocket from the Tomb

[Dell]

well it seems Ron has shut Shelby down for the day...I'm off to clean the garage (I HATE this furlough shit)

(remember, don't make jokes about anyone that can shut you down...that fear has given us our best comedians - Bruce, Carlin, Pryor, C.K., ...)

[jennysmurf]

Spicy rolls are yuck and not healthy. Truth bomb.

They are most certainly not yuck, and who cares about healthy?

[jennysmurf]

well it seems Ron has shut Shelby down for the day...I'm off to clean the garage (I HATE this furlough shit)

(remember, don't make jokes about anyone that can shut you down...that fear has given us our best comedians - Bruce, Carlin, Pryor, C.K., ...)

Euphemism?

[LeedsJr]

well it seems Ron has shut Shelby down for the day...I'm off to clean the garage (I HATE this furlough shit)

(remember, don't make jokes about anyone that can shut you down...that fear has given us our best comedians - Bruce, Carlin, Pryor, C.K., ...)


I missed this. Wha happened?

[jennysmurf]

I missed this. Wha happened?

Shelby made a funny quip about Paul McCartney being too good for the O&A show, and Ron yelled at him.

[LeedsJr]

Shelby made a funny quip about Paul McCartney being too good for the O&A show, and Ron yelled at him.

Shelby should have known better. What does he think this is, a comedy show or something? :dry:

[jennysmurf]

Shelby should have known better. What does he think this is, a comedy show or something? :dry:

It was funny, and at first, I thought Ron was joking. Then it got real. :unsure:

[deliciousV]

Shelby made a funny quip about Paul McCartney being too good for the O&A show, and Ron yelled at him.

I'm not so sure it was meant to be funny, his "why would he do the O&A" comment, then saying something like "they aren't a McCartney level show", all while knowing McCartney did Howard? All this being said on the O&A channel, by a guy trying to get hired to do a show on the same channel? I'd probably have shut him down too, before he cuts his own throat.

[sailor]

Wouldn't a google search be all Ron needs here?

[sailor]

spicy tuna roll is so max gooder.

Why muck up the yummy tuna with mayo?

[sailor]

Half of this statement is true. I've been into spicy salmon lately.

Why muck up the yummy salmon with mayo?

[realmenhatelife]

Why muck up the yummy tuna with mayo?

Why muck up the yummy salmon with mayo?

Why not have all 4?

[sailor]

Why not have all 4?

Mayo has no place in sushi?

[jennysmurf]

Why muck up the yummy tuna with mayo?

Mayo hater. What are your thoughts on Miracle Whip?

[jennysmurf]

Mayo has no place in sushi?

Who made you king of sushi?

[realmenhatelife]

Mayo has no place in sushi?

Tell the japanese.

[sailor]

Mayo hater. What are your thoughts on Miracle Whip?

I'll leave that one for mojo.

[sailor]

Who made you king of sushi?

Jiro.

[sailor]

Tell the japanese.

They know already.

[jennysmurf]

Jiro.

Nuh uh, he did not.

[realmenhatelife]

They know already.

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Knock yourself out

[sailor]

Nuh uh, he did not.

Did so. Prove it.

[sailor]

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Knock yourself out

Go have a Philly roll you animal.

[sailor]

I thought he said billy crystal was part of cbgb's at first.

[realmenhatelife]

Go have a Philly roll you animal.

I dont go in for that cream cheese in sushi thing.

[jennysmurf]

Did so. Prove it.

He said he's never heard of you, and that you know nothing of his work.

[CountryBob]

seems like the stories this guy could be telling are not coming out. Im getting bored but this dude should have some awesome ones.

[sailor]

I dont go in for that cream cheese in sushi thing.

Apology accepted.

[realmenhatelife]

seems like the stories this guy could be telling are not coming out. Im getting bored but this dude should have some awesome ones.

Sometimes I really like older guys that tend to rambling. I actually think Ron is more of a road block to guys like that because he tries to make things happen. Like he wanted this guy to talk about the young kids in brooklyn even though Ron doesn't have much of an understanding for that whole thing.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Ron yells at chris, now yells at shelb, no relation?

[sailor]

Ron yells at chris, now yells at shelb, no relation?

No, they're just colleagues.

[Dell]

Fez's humor was based in being mean...Shelby's humor is based in being mean
\
VERY FUNNY STUFF...let me know if Ron lets them be funny

Thank You!

[deliciousV]

Ron yells at chris, now yells at shelb, no relation?

possibly, but this time Shelby took a shot at O&A, Ron is a very loyal friend, he's been known to jump down the throat of callers who bad mouth O&A, this should really come as no surprise, nor is it a big deal. Young fella knows where the line is now.

[disneyspy]

No, they're just colleagues.

HA!

[newport king]

possibly, but this time Shelby took a shot at O&A, Ron is a very loyal friend, he's been known to jump down the throat of callers who bad mouth O&A, this should really come as no surprise, nor is it a big deal. Young fella knows where the line is now.

What did he say?

[deliciousV]

What did he say?

I can't remember the exact quote, but he brought up that Paul McCartney had been in the building this morning, Ron asked if he did O&A, and Shelby asked "why would he do O&A, then Ron was saying that O&A were a big show, or something to that effect, and Shelby said "not McCartney big" , then went on to say he was on Howard. Shit got ugly at that point.

[newport king]

Well...hes got a point

[deliciousV]

Well...hes got a point

oh he's not wrong, but I think the problem, and the brunt of Ron's rant, was that Shelby is new, young, and they are trying to give him an opportunity, don't blow it by pissing on the guys with their name on the channel.

[thepaulo]

I'm not so sure it was meant to be funny, his "why would he do the O&A" comment, then saying something like "they aren't a McCartney level show", all while knowing McCartney did Howard? All this being said on the O&A channel, by a guy trying to get hired to do a show on the same channel? I'd probably have shut him down too, before he cuts his own throat.

Cut the little cunt's throat.
Do it with a butter knife since he don't know where his bread is buttered.

[thepaulo]

Bout time some GBV, U MF.


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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

is the word.

[realmenhatelife]

Bout time some GBV, U MF.

I think I've done weedking, exit flagger, and Game of Pricks as well.

[thepaulo]

I think I've done weedking, exit flagger, and Game of Pricks as well.

oooooh. Never mind.