Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/17/13 - Crooked

[realmenhatelife]

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A poor carpenter blames his tools.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

finally have a chance to give the thread a peek.

[A.J.]

Me too!

[realmenhatelife]

Geez, how long did Sam run over?

[danlaroe]

Had the best dream ever last night. I was weeping with joy onto the shoulder of johnny lydon. I've been around a lot of big names but I truly believe I would get rattled around him. He was so into my loving embrace though

[realmenhatelife]

I should've made today's thread 'peepin.'

[danlaroe]

Chuck d was there too. But I've met him before

[Recyclerz]

Geez, how long did Sam run over?

11 min & counting

[realmenhatelife]

I think it's Casey they usually do Lemonheads birthday for.

[realmenhatelife]

Tombstone is great.

[Misteriosa]

im your huckleberry. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

im your huckleberry. :laugh:

Skin that smokewagon

[Misteriosa]

"im your blueberry"

best one yet :laugh:

[thepaulo]

Had the best dream ever last night. I was weeping with joy onto the shoulder of johnny lydon. I've been around a lot of big names but I truly believe I would get rattled around him. He was so into my loving embrace though

I hung out with him on a Circle Line tour of Manhattan back in the day.

[realmenhatelife]

Now we know who was behind banning guns in town.

[realmenhatelife]

Also when Fez came out he thought Jason Priestly's character would've been much more welcoming.

[Misteriosa]

"im no straight shooter" almost made me do a spit-take with me tea :laugh:

[hanso]

What are these lines?

[realmenhatelife]

What are these lines?

Fez photoshopped into a screen cap from Tombstone.

[Misteriosa]

What are these lines?

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[realmenhatelife]

I wonder if there was morphine in that onion tonic that the guy in Holes sold.

[realmenhatelife]

Will Hicks play hitgirl out with Bad Reputation?

[realmenhatelife]

Unrelated to the show but on a complaint of 'we got duplicate bills.' "our billing department did not realize that we would be billed for 12 consecutive months."


Ok, but didn't they realize they had been billed a fucking twelth of what you expected?

[Misteriosa]

14? lucky. ugh.. i was 11 the first time i realized i was being leered at by men.

[realmenhatelife]

Judy Blume didn't exist?

[Misteriosa]

uhh, logical fiction? isnt 'hunger games' supposed to be dystopian?

methinks she tries to hipster too hard :o

[realmenhatelife]

14? lucky. ugh.. i was 11 the first time i realized i was being leered at by men.

Well you spent a lot of time in the church.

[Misteriosa]

Judy Blume didn't exist?

are you there god? its me, hit girl.

[Misteriosa]

geez, ron is ready to give her the beret right off his head :o

[jennysmurf]

Me too!

AJ, my love! I've missed you so!

[A.J.]

AJ, my love! I've missed you so!

"My love"? You don't need me anymore -- you've got Obamacare now! :tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

are you there god? its me, hit girl.

They didn't have those in England.

And Hunger Games are written kindof ass, but there are some challenging ideas and tropes.

[jennysmurf]

"My love"? You don't need me anymore -- you've got Obamacare now! :tongue:

Psh, who can even sign up on that abortion of a website?

[hanso]

ha i started watching a parody of hunger games over the interview before being side tracked.

[jennysmurf]

They didn't have those in England.

And Hunger Games are written kindof ass, but there are some challenging ideas and tropes.

Que?

[LeedsJr]

Oof. Ron talking about pictures of food followed by a chef interview?

Oh, look - it's lunch time! :drunk:

[sailor]

AJ, my love! I've missed you so!

And misti's chopped liver?

[sailor]

Psh, who can even sign up on that abortion of a website?

Hush, smurffan.

[jennysmurf]

And misti's chopped liver?

I totes love Misti, but she can't get me insurance.

[jennysmurf]

Hush, smurffan.

Have you been over to the site? It's totes cray right now. I'm just going to sit tight until I either marry AJ, or the site gets fixed.

[realmenhatelife]

Did someone say abortion website? I dont think those work.

[Misteriosa]

I totes love Misti, but she can't get me insurance.

if we were married, i could. i live in nyc remember?

i see how it is. goodbye, cruel world! *summons dark spirit to take her*

[jennysmurf]

if we were married, i could. i live in nyc remember?

i see how it is. goodbye, cruel world! *summons dark spirit to take her*

Hmmmm...this could work....hang on, don't summon the dark spirit just yet.

[jennysmurf]

Did someone say abortion website? I dont think those work.

Then someone needs to give me my money back, and sign me up for WIC.

[realmenhatelife]

Que?

poorly written

I totes love Misti, but she can't get me insurance.

Thanks prop 8

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,today is a sad and glad day,gonna go talk about closing on my house after the show and my AA sponsor died this morning

[jennysmurf]

hey buddays,today is a sad and glad day,gonna go talk about closing on my house after the show and my AA sponsor died this morning

Dang it DS, that's terrible. I'm sorry, budday. Are you gonna be okay? :sad:

[danlaroe]

Sounds like you could use a drink..

[disneyspy]

the house i'm trying to get is a lake cottage 5 miles out of town really looking forward to getting out in the country somewhat

[sailor]

if we were married, i could. i live in nyc remember?

i see how it is. goodbye, cruel world! *summons dark spirit to take her*

Like bourbon or something? TSS.

[disneyspy]

Dang it DS, that's terrible. I'm sorry, budday. Are you gonna be okay? :sad:

ya,i'm pretty level thanks,he was such a cool old krusty sumbitch that helped me so much i'm really going to miss him

[realmenhatelife]

The dependence on drinking doesn't add a lot of credence to this value of dropping out of society talk.

[realmenhatelife]

ya,i'm pretty level thanks,he was such a cool old krusty sumbitch that helped me so much i'm really going to miss him

Now it's time for you to be that old krusty sumbitch helping a new crop of young horndogs.

[realmenhatelife]

This guy has made this exact same call before, I just had major deja vu.

[disneyspy]

Now it's time for you to be that old krusty sumbitch helping a new crop of young horndogs.

thanks,i like that so much i thought about making it my sig quote for a second

fez cracked me up when ron asked if a man could love another man and he snucked in a "YES!"

[realmenhatelife]

http://gawker.com/someone-stole-26-000-of-the-best-bourbon-in-the-world-1447136117

Where are Del and Cbob?

[realmenhatelife]

Did hicks just say ARod makes 30k a year?

[jennysmurf]

http://gawker.com/someone-stole-26-000-of-the-best-bourbon-in-the-world-1447136117

Where are Del and Cbob?

Yeah, funny that they're both missing at the same time Bourbon gets stolen....

[hanso]

Do some hash tag 'Free Shelby' if your feeling brave.

[disneyspy]

Do some hash tag 'Free Shelby' if your feeling brave.

ant already blocked me

[disneyspy]

i hope this guy doesnt run into a black cat thats had white paint fall on it

[sailor]

Oof. Ron talking about pictures of food followed by a chef interview?

Oh, look - it's lunch time! :drunk:

Fuck, thought I missed the interview, but timed it perfectly. Gonna be listening a half hour back.

[CountryBob]

http://gawker.com/someone-stole-26-000-of-the-best-bourbon-in-the-world-1447136117

Where are Del and Cbob?

Just finished the 3rdQ review with the parent company and got a bunch of gold stars, atta boys, and check plusses.

have a tee time scheduled for my staff at a swanky golf course but the god dammned rain is gonna choke us out.

So im here - now what about burbon being stolen??:drunk:

[sailor]

Just finished the 3rdQ review with the parent company and got a bunch of gold stars, atta boys, and check plusses.

have a tee time scheduled for my staff at a swanky golf course but the god dammned rain is gonna choke us out.

So im here - now what about burbon being stolen??:drunk:

I blame misti.

[disneyspy]

i dont care how good it tastes,i simply cant eat any food that comes from the assass region of france

[Misteriosa]

I blame misti.

http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/indifferent.gif

[LeedsJr]

All this talk of bourbon made me go ahead and order one. You people are bad influences.

[hanso]

ant already blocked me

Wow that was fast.

[RADIO-SHARK]

instead of cooking shouldn,t this guy be trying to find the Pink Panther....i

[hanso]

i hope this guy doesnt run into a black cat thats had white paint fall on it

Lol

[LeedsJr]

Do some hash tag 'Free Shelby' if your feeling brave.



Who?

[sailor]

Did hicks just say ARod makes 30k a year?

It's his rent.

[A.J.]

instead of cooking shouldn,t this guy be trying to find the Pink Panther....i

Or surrendering to the Wehrmacht.

[disneyspy]

instead of cooking shouldn,t this guy be trying to find the Pink Panther....i

i so hope he has a man servant named kato

[realmenhatelife]

i dont care how good it tastes,i simply cant eat any food that comes from the assass region of france

You're going to have a boring weekend.

[Misteriosa]

hicks couldnt be a chef. he'd be too busy dropping cigarette ashes and coughing up his lungs over the food.

[disneyspy]

Close The Beaches~!!

[realmenhatelife]

Jesus go to break already and eat instead of nose breathing with a mouth full of crackers.

[realmenhatelife]

hicks couldnt be a chef. he'd be too busy dropping cigarette ashes and coughing up his lungs over the food.

He could be a lunch lady.

[Misteriosa]

i can just imagine the cracker dust fluttering thru in the air...

[A.J.]

Ha Shark!

[Misteriosa]

He could be a lunch lady.

he wouldnt wear the hair net either.

[LeedsJr]

Jesus go to break already and eat instead of nose breathing with a mouth full of crackers.


Made up problems.
Sounds like there's no reason for me to hurry back. Bartender!

[realmenhatelife]

This is so gross.

[RADIO-SHARK]

I wonder how his restaurants Freedom Fries taste?

[hanso]

Yeah I think their going to break but their eating.

[A.J.]

hicks couldnt be a chef. he'd be too busy dropping cigarette ashes and coughing up his lungs over the food.

http://tarhearted.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ee0f612883401157228001c970b-800wi

[jennysmurf]

http://tarhearted.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ee0f612883401157228001c970b-800wi

What do you think's IN the burgers?

[Misteriosa]

ok. front desk time. later buddays :down:

[RADIO-SHARK]

What do you think's IN the burgers?Hick,s special slacker sauce..

[jennysmurf]

ok. front desk time. later buddays :down:

:bye: I'm sorry it was mostly interviews for the time you could listen. :sad:

[jennysmurf]

Hick,s special slacker sauce..

:laugh: Does Ron's hatred sustain you?

[LeedsJr]

:bye: I'm sorry it was mostly interviews for the time you could listen. :sad:


So you're the one booking all these interviews?

[disneyspy]

it's the guy from cash cab

[jennysmurf]

So you're the one booking all these interviews?

I thought it was another of your on air characters doing all the booking.

[LeedsJr]

I thought it was another of your on air characters doing all the booking.

I drink too much to keep different characters straight.

[realmenhatelife]

What we need is to call the show and eat while we talk.

[LeedsJr]

What we need is to call the show and eat while we talk.


Someone did that once. Ron hung up on him.

[RADIO-SHARK]

[quote=jennysmurf;3087669]:laugh: Does Ron's hatred sustain you?[/QUOTEHate...Love...I just try to make talk radio fun..:smoke:

[RADIO-SHARK]

I heard of this place you get a happy ending when the tea runs out

[LeedsJr]

[quote=jennysmurf;3087669]:laugh: Does Ron's hatred sustain you?[/QUOTEHate...Love...I just try to make talk radio fun..:smoke:


Well, now we know why Ron hates you.

[disneyspy]

I heard of this place you get a happy ending when the tea runs out

is it called THE SIP AND SPIT?

[Lemieux66]

So you're the one booking all these interviews?

Good news... tomorrow is Twitter friends in studio.

[disneyspy]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Fez_Tombstone.jpg

[Warren Peace]

I can't wait for the year-end awards. Most Shocking Event of 2013? The day when Ron's heart exploded on air

[disneyspy]

it's bully awareness day? you people smell bad

[realmenhatelife]

it's bully awareness day? you people smell bad

http://blog.constitutioncenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing3-e1316002011942-390x300.jpg

[CountryBob]

http://blog.constitutioncenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing3-e1316002011942-390x300.jpg

he would make a hell of a zombie with that mouth.

[Recyclerz]

I can't wait for the year-end awards. Most Shocking Event of 2013? The day when Ron's heart exploded on air

Sad - yes. Shocking? Not so much

[realmenhatelife]

he would make a hell of a zombie with that mouth.

It is kindof amazing that someone from the turn of the last century could have such straight teeth.

[hanso]

take it to the limit!

[RADIO-SHARK]

Paulo,s got a heart of gold...

[disneyspy]

Paulo,s got a heart of gold...

...and he's getting old

[realmenhatelife]

No, hicks. She put it on instagram and Kanye said "I'm coming home"

[RADIO-SHARK]

I,d call fez and help him with some bits..

[hanso]

That chef sure likes oral.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,til the next time,take it easy