R n F Listening Thread 10/21/13

[danlaroe]

It's a sad day when I have to start this

[danlaroe]

Fucking slackers

[danlaroe]

Where all my n wordz at?

[Misteriosa]

Where all my n wordz at?

no where.

[danlaroe]

Obviously

[danlaroe]

Maybe I just need Twitter friends

[Misteriosa]

that jenna interview was sad :down:

[LeedsJr]

that jenna interview was sad :down:

Well, that's just what this station needs, more sad radio.

[danlaroe]

Sounds like every female I've dated
Crying messes

[CountryBob]

Jenna sounded so fucked up today - slow and slurred words but she said she has been clean and sober for seven years.
Lies or she must have brain damage.

[CountryBob]

It's a sad day when I have to start this

thanks for starting the thread - I can't due to work

[LeedsJr]

Ron needs to stop running on a treadmill while chugging egg nog while he's doing the show.

[danlaroe]

I think Jenna was just semen deprived

[Misteriosa]

Well, that's just what this station needs, more sad radio.

that was on the shit show. she came in for an interview about her new book and was obviously on something. just before she went in, sam mentioned that she was just forclosed on recently, among other things. since they were well acquainted at one time, jimmy couldnt pretend to ignore it anymore and asked her if she was ok. niagra falls, frankie angel, niagra falls...

[hanso]

If they thought she was wasted why do the interview? They said it was already out there on twitter like they are doing her some favor.

[danlaroe]

Nothing sexier than a women who gets her kids taken away

[disneyspy]

If they thought she was wasted why do the interview? They said it was already out there on twitter like they are doing her some favor.

just getting in so i didnt hear the show but it is jenna jamison...

[Misteriosa]

If they thought she was wasted why do the interview? They said it was already out there on twitter like they are doing her some favor.

jimmy hadnt spoken to her in a while and wanted to see her. also, they didnt suspect something might be wrong until they were told she was in the green room and being "woken up" just before the interview

[sailor]

When fez went thru Times Square in costume, it was self serving. Why does this bother him?

[CountryBob]

Word to Ron - too many dammed good shows on Sunday night to see them all - gotta DVR that shit and watch thru the week.

[sailor]

Where all my n wordz at?

Netters?

[hanso]

just getting in so i didnt hear the show but it is jenna jamison...

No before the show it was Jimmy/Sam

[CountryBob]

When fez went thru Times Square in costume, it was self serving. Why does this bother him?

call in and ask

[CountryBob]

If they thought she was wasted why do the interview? They said it was already out there on twitter like they are doing her some favor.

good radio -

[sailor]

call in and ask

That call about giving earl money was a better example anyway.

[danlaroe]

Netters?

Naggers

[CountryBob]

That call about giving earl money was a better example anyway.

I didn't hear about this... :down:

[CountryBob]

I like stories about someone doing something good for another - too many negative ones everyday.

[hanso]

good radio -

Not to me it wasn't I switched over.

[hanso]

I like stories about someone doing something good for another - too many negative ones everyday.

Jay Mohr Thursdays

[CountryBob]

Not to me it wasn't I switched over.

it kept me glued as I had never heard Jenna speak before.

[hanso]

it kept me glued as I had never heard Jenna speak before.

The glue makes her go glug, glug.

[CountryBob]

The glue makes her go glug, glug.

ha - could be.

[jennysmurf]

Ron needs to stop running on a treadmill while chugging egg nog while he's doing the show.

:laugh: Okay, that one got me.

[LeedsJr]

Fez's nuttiness towards Mikey D is making me chuckle.

[Recyclerz]

Man, even Villian Fez isn't tolerable anymore. :sad:

[Recyclerz]

Fez's nuttiness towards Mikey D is making me chuckle.

Looks like we have a market trade here

[A.J.]

it kept me glued as I had never heard Jenna speak before.

It's probably hard for her to do since there is usually a cock in her mouth.

[jennysmurf]

MikeyD's an ass for blaming his daughter for his lack of love life--especially in front of her! Jerkoff. Why lay that on her? I normally think Fezzie's off the deep end, but I'm with him on this one.

[Warren Peace]

Mikey D might be Fez's last chance at losing his virginity. If you listen to both of their sob stories....they're made for each other.

[A.J.]

Oh God: Lenay is 16?????

Man, time flies...

[jennysmurf]

No, no, JT way more famous than Peyton Manning.

[LeedsJr]

Meh. this intern class does nothing for me.

Oh, look! It's lunch time! :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Meh. this intern class does nothing for me.

Oh, look! It's lunch time! :drunk:

Hey, could you bring me back some mac and cheese?

[LeedsJr]

Hey, could you bring me back some mac and cheese?


I'm not sure the bartender could stand the shock of me ordering food.

[jennysmurf]

I'm not sure the bartender could stand the shock of me ordering food.

Fine, I guess I'll just starve then.

[LeedsJr]

Fine, I guess I'll just starve then.


Wanna beer? (Carbohydrates - good for ya!)

[jennysmurf]

Wanna beer? (Carbohydrates - good for ya!)

Sure, a beer on an empty stomach is a great idea. You're a good friend.

[LeedsJr]

Sure, a beer on an empty stomach is a great idea. You're a good friend.


Is that sarcasm?
I haven't eaten yet, and beer tastes fine to me.

[jennysmurf]

Is that sarcasm?
I haven't eaten yet, and beer tastes fine to me.

Hmm...I thought drunks couldn't pick up on sarcasm.

[LeedsJr]

Hmm...I thought drunks couldn't pick up on sarcasm.


I'm really confused now.

[sailor]

Sight unseen, Anastasia's is better.

[LeedsJr]

Sight unseen, Anastasia's is better.



Who? What?
Now I'm even more confused. Bartender!

[jennysmurf]

I'll be back when they're finished talking about this. :thumbdown:

[disneyspy]

Sight unseen, Anastasia's is better.

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/anastasia-225x300.jpg

vs

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110210/kim_kardashian_03.jpg

[disneyspy]

boy this intern castro has a mouth like an admin

[CountryBob]

Question - Do you still masturbate when you are dating someone and having as much sex as you can get?

[disneyspy]

Question - Do you still masturbate when you are dating someone and having as much sex as you can get?

why?do you have another family reunion coming up?

i know i know,couldn't help myself

[LeedsJr]

why?do you have another family reunion coming up?

i know i know,couldn't help myself


HA!

BTW, I think the old guy sitting next to me just shit his pants.

[CountryBob]

why?do you have another family reunion coming up?

i know i know,couldn't help myself

you know, there are a few hot cousins that have reached legal age now......:ohmy:

[sailor]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/anastasia-225x300.jpg

vs

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110210/kim_kardashian_03.jpg

Obviously, I stand by my decision.

[sailor]

Question - Do you still masturbate when you are dating someone and having as much sex as you can get?

Of course.

[sailor]

Bud Adams, owner of the titans, just died.

[disneyspy]

the guy next to me at the pub just started giving me a handjob,made me shit myself

[LeedsJr]

the guy next to me at the pub just started giving me a handjob,made me shit myself



HA!


Bartender! Napkins! Stat!

[CountryBob]

Bud Adams, owner of the titans, just died.

good - I have been sick of his shit for years.

[sailor]

good - I have been sick of his shit for years.

I don't know a thing about him.

[A.J.]

Bud Adams, owner of the titans, just died.

And only a couple of days after Bum Phillips dies. Weird.

[hanso]

HA!

BTW, I think the old guy sitting next to me just shit his pants.

Order him a mud slide

[danlaroe]

Remember the owner of the titans

[LeedsJr]

And only a couple of days after Bum Phillips dies. Weird.


What's so weird about a couple of old farts dying?
The old guy next to me just slumped over on his stool. At least he's smiling.

[CountryBob]

I don't know a thing about him.

I was just kidding - :smile:

[jennysmurf]

HA!

BTW, I think the old guy sitting next to me just shit his pants.

the guy next to me at the pub just started giving me a handjob,made me shit myself

What's so weird about a couple of old farts dying?
The old guy next to me just slumped over on his stool. At least he's smiling.

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

:lol:


Thaank you!

[deliciousV]

Sure, a beer on an empty stomach is a great idea. You're a good friend.

he's trying to give a chick booze on an empty stomach? Pretty sure that makes him a hetro male

[deliciousV]

Question - Do you still masturbate when you are dating someone and having as much sex as you can get?

you never stop. Sometimes you just need to pull off a quick load without all the good stuff that goes with actual sex

[LeedsJr]

he's trying to give a chick booze on an empty stomach? Pretty sure that makes him a hetro male


Well, I'm that also. But mainly I'm a guy who doesn't see anything wrong with drinking beer on an empty stomach. Means there's room for more beer!

[CountryBob]

you never stop. Sometimes you just need to pull off a quick load without all the good stuff that goes with actual sex

I had a chick that would get all pissed off if I jerked it - she must have felt inadequate.

[LeedsJr]

I had a chick that would get all pissed off if I jerked it - she must have felt inadequate.


Crazy talk. I've done so after gettin' busy with the wife twice that same night. Fondly reminiscing.
I considered it an homage.

[deliciousV]

Crazy talk. I've done so after gettin' busy with the wife twice that same night. Fondly reminiscing.
I considered it an homage.

Any woman worth a damn has inspired an honor batch.

[CountryBob]

Jessica Lange - doable?

[LeedsJr]

Jessica Lange - doable?

Yes. Why?

[CountryBob]

Her role in King Kong (70's) oozed sexuality. I wanted to bang her and didn't even know how banging went when I saw it.

[Recyclerz]

Jessica Lange - doable?

Is the sky blue?

Is the sun hot?

Does a moonshiner shit in the woods?

[Recyclerz]

Her role in King Kong (70's) oozed sexuality. I wanted to bang her and didn't even know how banging went when I saw it.

Have you figured it out since?

[LeedsJr]

Is the sky blue?

Is the sun hot?

Does a moonshiner shit in the woods?


Just please tell me the moonshiners don't shit in the stills.

[hanso]

Her role in King Kong (70's) oozed sexuality. I wanted to bang her and didn't even know how banging went when I saw it.

Had this over Charo

[hanso]

Sounder went off during song Ron's gonna be pissed.


.....or not.

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

HAHAHAHAA who signed the prize and what is it?

[LeedsJr]

The World Acording to Garth? :lol:

[Recyclerz]

That is one of the best prizes they ever gave out.

But it didn't win the National Book Award

[Recyclerz]

The World Acording to Garth? :lol:

Not a lot of readers amongst the R&F callers apparently

[LeedsJr]

The 42 is portraits.
They're going to spend the last 45 minutes of the show looking at pictures?
And Ron is already in a pissy mood because he doesn't think there was enough production behind giving away a book?
Um, yeah. Have a good one buddays! :bye:

:drunk:

[jimmyolsenblues]

That book segment was far more uncomfortable than any blueberry clip.
When the caller guessed "World according to garp" and fez said no.
The caller calling fuck you to fez, and ronnie didn't help at all.
Finally.

[disneyspy]

i thought that shit was fantastic,loved hearing that caller going spaz

i don't know if any of you have read A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY but what a great read

[disneyspy]

That is one of the best prizes they ever gave out.

But it didn't win the National Book Award

the paperback version did

"The World According to Garp is John Irving's fourth novel. Published in 1978, the book was a bestseller for several years. It was a finalist for the National Book Award for Fiction in 1979[1] and its first paperback edition won the Award the following year.[2][a]"

that would've been the 1980 clue fez gave

[Recyclerz]

i thought that shit was fantastic,loved hearing that caller going spaz

i don't know if any of you have read A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY but what a great read

True about Owen Meany. The Cider House Rules is also so good.

I suspect that Pissed Ron might have made an appearance during that commercial break.

[Recyclerz]

the paperback version did

"The World According to Garp is John Irving's fourth novel. Published in 1978, the book was a bestseller for several years. It was a finalist for the National Book Award for Fiction in 1979[1] and its first paperback edition won the Award the following year.[2][a]"

that would've been the 1980 clue fez gave

I sit corrected.

[LeedsJr]

I sit corrected.

Lazy.

[Recyclerz]

Lazy.

Now is your chance to be Fez's white knight

[disneyspy]

Now is your chance to be Fez's white knight

giving fez a hand job wont make him a white knight

[Recyclerz]

giving fez a hand job wont make him a white knight

So you've tried?

[disneyspy]

So you've tried?

hahaha ya but he'd have nuthin to do with it

[Recyclerz]

hahaha ya but he'd have nuthin to do with it

There, there. It's his loss, buddy.

[disneyspy]

chile? sounds cold

[CountryBob]

Have you figured it out since?

Yeah, you put your wiener inside a girls butt and pee in it.

[disneyspy]

what a pussy jet's fan,can't even knock a woman out

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C'YA!!

[CountryBob]

Old ratty fat shirt or Old fatty rat shirt?
you decide!

CYa :bye:

[Lemieux66]

Broke down and got a part time job so I had to listen in super Sailor time tonight. Had to post this Hicks gem for posterity:

Ron: This isn't Chile where there could be a revolution any second.

Hicks (mumbling under his breath): There's appetizers for everyone.