Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/22/13 - bangers

[realmenhatelife]

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[realmenhatelife]

Ray Davies interview and did he just say they're going to play an unmast? Or tape an unmast? Cus man if there was ever a recipe for a sub 75 post listening thread.

[LeedsJr]

Ray Davies interview and did he just say they're going to play an unmast? Or tape an unmast? Cus man if there was ever a recipe for a sub 75 post listening thread.


Ray Davies talking about a book no less.

And I wasn't going to go to the pub today.

[realmenhatelife]

Ray Davies talking about a book no less.

And I wasn't going to go to the pub today.

You're not kidding anyone.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh it's just an unmast announcement, thats not so bad.

[LeedsJr]

This is sounding surprisingly like the Ron and Fez show. :thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

Artie Lang, that could be a good one.

[LeedsJr]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I might actually be interested in this UnMast. :blink:

[disneyspy]

Artie Lang, that could be a good one.

ya i wouldn't mind going to that one if i was in the city

mornin buddays

[realmenhatelife]

Nothing is worse than a tight shirt.

[LeedsJr]

Fez: "I wish I could gauche back to my big shirts." :lol:

[LeedsJr]

Ron using "mouth breathing" as an insult may be the most ironic thing, ever.

[disneyspy]

HAHAHAHAHA!! put in the mercy rule

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know that a lot of people are going to agree that it's bad sportsmanship to continue to try and score on second stringers.


Well, Ron just did so people will call in and agree with him. Except that 'sue the winning team for bullying' isn't an actual thing, it's one crazy dude in a story you heard second hand.

[LeedsJr]

Damnit. How did the show go from being funny to an angry sports/bullying discussion with Vito. :wallbash:

[CountryBob]

HAHAHAHAHA!! put in the mercy rule

if this world was run on Fez logic - Im moving to Mars.

he has no idea

[realmenhatelife]

New game plan. Kick a field goal on the opening drive, put in second string. Win 3-0 because of sportsmanship.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh I heard something yesterday while I was driving around. Ron said that it wasn't a big deal that a guy like mikey d or someone looking for unmast tickets will follow up with Ron to confirm shit that hicks has already said. That is the worlds worst management technique, it just undercuts hicks. Then when hicks cant get shit done Ron will still yell at him.

[disneyspy]

i liked during the billy simms era when the lions fans chanted dun dun dun another one bites the dust dun dun dun...

[sailor]

Did the braves steal that from the Seminoles or vice versa? I never remember.

[realmenhatelife]

No eagles fight song.

[realmenhatelife]

Also lots of good chants in the old ECW days.

[disneyspy]

pretty sure the saints stole the WHO DAT from the bengals

[Warren Peace]

It's begins and end with this:

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[realmenhatelife]

The seattle sounders sing cocksparrer 'take me all.'

[hanso]

What about that walk in the rain song? Who walks in the rain? You run!

[A.J.]

Any "Fuck Duke" chant is great -- especially on a national game.

[hanso]

The Dolphins song has banjo in it from what I'm told.


That last one sounds like sesame street to me.

[disneyspy]

WOW fez is killing it today

[realmenhatelife]

Oh wow that was the best fez line in quite a while. That took me by suprise.

[LeedsJr]

WOW fez is killing it today

Oh wow that was the best fez line in quite a while. That took me by suprise.


Aw, man. I missed it. I can't take Vito. He's Bah 2.0.

[LeedsJr]

It's begins and end with this:

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Reminds me, there's Champions League games this afternoon. So much for not going to the pub.

[disneyspy]

Aw, man. I missed it. I can't take Vito. He's Bah 2.0.

he had a few lines but the best one i liked was when they were talking about fez trolling for guys he said "if you think this shirt is tight,check out the asshole"

[realmenhatelife]

Aw, man. I missed it. I can't take Vito. He's Bah 2.0.

Vito is like dumb bah. I'd take Vito over bah but I wouldn't thank you for it.

He said, and I say this in good faith I will not be mod quoted "I have my new pick up line. If you think this shirt is tight check out my asshole."

Then he tagged it with a beating around the bush joke.

[jennysmurf]

Vito is like dumb bah. I'd take Vito over bah but I wouldn't thank you for it.

He said, and I say this in good faith I will not be mod quoted "I have my new pick up line. If you think this shirt is tight check out my asshole."

Then he tagged it with a beating around the bush joke.

How long have you been here?

[realmenhatelife]

How long have you been here?

Get spy, he said it too.

[jennysmurf]

Get spy, he said it too.

No one likes a tattle tale.

[jennysmurf]

I love them teasing Vito about Alyssa Milano. :happy:

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

stopped by cause I heard Jenny is talking about tale again...

[jennysmurf]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

stopped by cause I heard Jenny is talking about tale again...

:dry: Enjoy that FEZ while you can, buddy.

[realmenhatelife]

No one likes a tattle tale.

I do.

[disneyspy]

it cracks me up that each guest invariably says "it's crazy that..."

[jennysmurf]

I do.

I bet you like the idea of "pink it and shrink it" too.

[sailor]

Vito is like dumb bah. I'd take Vito over bah but I wouldn't thank you for it.

He said, and I say this in good faith I will not be mod quoted "I have my new pick up line. If you think this shirt is tight check out my asshole."

Then he tagged it with a beating around the bush joke.

Quotes are protected speech.

[LeedsJr]

How'd I wind up at the pub again?

[sailor]

I think I have intern deafness. I can't tell one from another. It's been interchangeable girl intern and non-descript boy intern for years with no change.

[sailor]

How'd I wind up at the pub again?

Blackouts are a sign.

[disneyspy]

Blackouts are a sign.

ha!

she said people treat her like a cousin,i hope she never meets countrybob

[jennysmurf]

ha!

she said people treat her like a cousin,i hope she never meets countrybob

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

ha!

she said people treat her like a cousin,i hope she never meets countrybob


HA!

[LeedsJr]

Blackouts are a sign.


Of what?

[Dell]

I think I have intern deafness. I can't tell one from another. It's been interchangeable girl intern and non-descript boy intern for years with no change.

strangely, I find most of the female intern voices interchangeable...Shelby and Kokomo sound so much alike I have a hard time distinguishing, but they sound nothing like Vito, Bah, etc. which do sound similar to one another

[jennysmurf]

Quotes are protected speech.

Just barely. I'm like a caged animal, stalking back and forth, just waiting....

[Dell]

Of what?

no electricity...

[LeedsJr]

I think I have intern deafness. I can't tell one from another. It's been interchangeable girl intern and non-descript boy intern for years with no change.


Current girl intern is annoying. Previous girl intern was naive and adorable. Previous previous girl intern was dumb as a rock but made the show funny.

[sailor]

Of what?

I forget.

[LeedsJr]

strangely, I find most of the female intern voices interchangeable...Shelby and Kokomo sound so much alike I have a hard time distinguishing, but they sound nothing like Vito, Bah, etc. which do sound similar to one another


Shelby and Kokomo were hysterical. All other male interns were useless.

[LeedsJr]

no electricity...


Then I'm okay, the lights are on.

[Dell]

Shelby and Kokomo were hysterical. All other male interns were useless.

I thought "The Kid" from Austin was also good on the air...however, most of the interns should have been learning production and not on the air

[disneyspy]

i've got sexual obeisity

[LeedsJr]

I thought "The Kid" from Austin was also good on the air...however, most of the interns should have been learning production and not on the air


Yeah, he was good, too. I didn't think back that far.

[LeedsJr]

i've got sexual obeisity



You're dating a fat guy?

[Dell]

i've got sexual obeisity

don't be obtuse...it's simply called a "fat ass"

[jennysmurf]

You're dating a fat guy?

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/vito-and-alyssa.png

[jennysmurf]

Vito looks nothing like I pictured. :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

I always assume 'fashion photographer' just means a creep that tries to bang models.

[sailor]

Then I'm okay, the lights are on.

But you're not home.

[disneyspy]

if i met allyssa milano i'd say "Charmed"

[LeedsJr]

But you're not home.


No, but this is like a second home.

[LeedsJr]

Vito looks nothing like I pictured. :blink:


Me either. His voice made me picture an older guy with a greasy ponytail. No idea why.

[jennysmurf]

if i met allyssa milano i'd say "Charmed"

Exhibit A of why you're not allowed within 500 feet of several states.

[LeedsJr]

if i met allyssa milano i'd say "Charmed"


Good one.

[sailor]

It looks like the cartoon version of hunchback of Notre dame.

[sailor]

No, but this is like a second home.

Robert Palmer reference.

[disneyspy]

might as well face it you're addicted to love

[sailor]

might as well face it you're addicted to love

Thank you.

[jennysmurf]

:laugh: Poor Vito. He's such a good sport.

[LeedsJr]

Robert Palmer reference.


So, you're saying I'm "Simply Irresistible"?

[disneyspy]

Thank you.

i was just posting to myself and my sexual obeisity

[Dell]

It looks like the cartoon version of hunchback of Notre dame.

it looks like his sweater is mis-buttoned...gotta love that

[realmenhatelife]

Robert Palmer reference.

You're sure you dont like Simple Minds?








I'll take this opportunity to tell everyone that keilbasa with red peppers and onions then you toss through some sweet potatos you cut up and roasted like over fries makes a tasty dinner. Paprika, garlic, rosemary.

[LeedsJr]

i was just posting to myself and my sexual obeisity


You keep using that word. I'm not sure it means what you think it means.

[Dell]

You keep using that word. I'm not sure it means what you think it means.

he just can't spell...he meant "bestiality"

[disneyspy]

You're sure you dont like Simple Minds?








I'll take this opportunity to tell everyone that keilbasa with red peppers and onions then you toss through some sweet potatos you cut up and roasted like over fries makes a tasty dinner. Paprika, garlic, rosemary.

and time

[LeedsJr]

and time


Dell's right, you really can't spell.

[realmenhatelife]

and time

Actually I use herbs d' provance.







He's not fucked in philly, no one in philly cares at all. If he hits .200 we'll hate his guts and if he hits .275 well love him. Thats all.

[sailor]

So they want him to be a bandwagoner?!

[LeedsJr]

Who?

[deliciousV]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/vito-and-alyssa.png

look how excited he is, she could have let him cup a breast at least.

[sailor]

You're sure you dont like Simple Minds?








I'll take this opportunity to tell everyone that keilbasa with red peppers and onions then you toss through some sweet potatos you cut up and roasted like over fries makes a tasty dinner. Paprika, garlic, rosemary.

I didn't say I like him. It was an easy reference that everyone should get.

[sailor]

So fez shouldn't root for the bucs. He's now a jets fan.

[Dell]

I'm still behind in my listening and they are talking about the Steampunk look for Fez...I really think that work would be awesome for Fez

no time to photoshop Fez's face on this, so imagine our Fez's face on this outfit...

http://artisancakecompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/steampunk_pirate.jpg

[deliciousV]

and time

you're the expert, having used up more of it than the rest of us

[LeedsJr]

you're the expert, having used up more of it than the rest of us


Hahaha. Cause he's old.

[Dell]

:sad:Hahaha. Cause he's old.

[LeedsJr]

:sad:


You're sad because Spy is old?

[realmenhatelife]

"fez thinks change is a cinamon for ruining." you're right ron, when you're right you're right.

[Dell]

<-----

You're sad because Spy is old?

[jennysmurf]

You're sad because Spy is old?

Hahaha...cause Dell's older than Spy. :laugh:

[deliciousV]

:sad:

oh stop it, you and I are about the same age, and we'd be thrilled to live as long as Spy

[Dell]

oh stop it, you and I are about the same age, and we'd be thrilled to live as long as Spy

but not a sober as Spy...

[LeedsJr]

<-----


Sorry, I can't see mod quotes on my phone.

[disneyspy]

just for the record i was born and raised in west texas during the meredith/stauback years

[deliciousV]

but not a sober as Spy...

Oh hell no!

[LeedsJr]

but not a sober as Spy...


Once you get to a certain age, sobriety hurts too much.

[LeedsJr]

just for the record i was born and raised in west texas during the Jurassic age.

Fixed that for ya.

[jennysmurf]

Fixed that for ya.

:laugh:

[Dell]

just for the record i was born and raised in west texas during the meredith/stauback years

I hear the only things from West Texas are steers and queers...

[OneEyeJack]

Ron,s first question to Ray Davies... what does Chrissy Hines hair smell like?

[LeedsJr]

Aw, man. Back from the pub in time to hear Ron staring at the clock waiting for Ray Davies to come in? :down:

Oh well. Barcelona vs. AC Milan at 2:45. :drunk:

[deliciousV]

Ron,s first question to Ray Davies... what does Chrissy Hines hair smell like?

classier than "how does her hoo ha taste"

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah I dont get this music.

[LeedsJr]

Well, Ron knows how to kill a listening thread, I'll give him that much.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah I dont get this music.

That coming from someone who loved "Pootie Tang," I'm not surprised.

[jennysmurf]

Well, Ron knows how to kill a listening thread, I'll give him that much.

Yeah, I gave up and went to the library. I'm back now, and not shocked that there was only one post in the time I was gone.

[sailor]

What was the whole football running up the score story from early in the show? I couldn't make out which side kept in their first stringers or which side ANYONE was on.

[deliciousV]

What was the whole football running up the score story from early in the show? I couldn't make out which side kept in their first stringers or which side ANYONE was on.

Oregon had a 38 point lead late in the game against WSU so they pulled their starters, WSU left their starters in and scored a couple of times to pad their numbers.

[sailor]

Oregon had a 38 point lead late in the game against WSU so they pulled their starters, WSU left their starters in and scored a couple of times to pad their numbers.

Eh, no problem with that.