Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/23/13 - Road

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Captain Beefheart cover.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,turn on the shit show now

[realmenhatelife]

Does Fez run in on this, I have the sailor player on?

[disneyspy]

Does Fez run in on this, I have the sailor player on?

not yet but they're still talking about him so who knows

[disneyspy]

the rattlesnake just crashed into the studio

[realmenhatelife]

Someone hit the old emails sounder.

[CountryBob]

howdy

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet that the nude stuff isnt' even from ellen paige scans. There's no need for them to scan her naked and they wouldn't render her with nude details because they'd never put it in the game. Someone took her head and rendered their own body.

[disneyspy]

sailor! the interrobang needs more juice!

[LeedsJr]

Pepper's argument here is off in Crazy Fez territory.

[Misteriosa]

im a bit on sailor time, is pepper saying that these pictures were found in the code, like it was left over and forgotten to be taken out? that does happen in video games, but idk if it someone would let nudes pass thru.

[disneyspy]

here's the video the pics came from NSFW

www.youtube.com/MYtiiK_Iyjc

AND THIS LOOKS LIKE THE MOST BORING VIDEO GAME EVER

[realmenhatelife]

im a bit on sailor time, is pepper saying that these pictures were found in the code, like it was left over and forgotten to be taken out? that does happen in video games, but idk if it someone would let nudes pass thru.

Yeah he's saying it's a hot coffee situation, like someone actually rendered her totally nude in full detail and they cut it from the game.

[Misteriosa]

"if i sawl it, it must be space" - ron

anyone? anyone on the show care to correct him?

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[disneyspy]

"if i sawl it, it must be space" - ron

anyone? anyone on the show care to correct him?

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THEY'LL JUST DRAWL HIM A PICTURE LATER

[Misteriosa]

THEY'LL JUST DRAWL HIM A PICTURE LATER

the same way they drawled in ellen page. got it. :thumbup:

[Recyclerz]

Pepper's argument here is off in Crazy Fez territory.

I was always kind of worried that Fez Disease could be contagious.

[disneyspy]

I was always kind of worried that Fez Disease could be contagious.

fez must of caught it from mo rocca

[realmenhatelife]

THEY'LL JUST DRAWL HIM A PICTURE LATER

the same way they drawled in ellen page. got it. :thumbup:

Maybe they'll get her in for an unmast.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "Shelby's problem is with me and nobody else's."

Yeah, I'm not buying that for a second.

[disneyspy]

why is ron cutting sharks calls off? i missed something

[Misteriosa]

damn. shut down shark 3 words in.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, master blaster runs barter town.

[realmenhatelife]

This time two years ago we had an ice storm knock out our power for a day.

[hanso]

here's the video the pics came from NSFW

www.youtube.com/MYtiiK_Iyjc

AND THIS LOOKS LIKE THE MOST BORING VIDEO GAME EVER

Link is not working.


Bogged down with job app stuff now.

[disneyspy]

sounds like justjon is stalking fez

[hanso]

Ron: "Shelby's problem is with me and nobody else's."

Yeah, I'm not buying that for a second.

Why would Ant boot anyone that brings it up

[CountryBob]

here's the video the pics came from NSFW

www.youtube.com/MYtiiK_Iyjc

AND THIS LOOKS LIKE THE MOST BORING VIDEO GAME EVER

It's been removed

[Warren Peace]

Stanley Morgan? Solid WR for the Patriots.

[LeedsJr]

Can you imagine the poor, terrorized woman that has a coughing, wheezing Ron following her for 8 blocks? :surrender:

[OneEyeJack]

start a conversation about a talking cat you once had.

[disneyspy]

ask him if he collects his own pee

[LeedsJr]

start a conversation about a talking cat you once had.

ask him if he collects his own pee


Both of these are actually better than Blowhard's ideas.

[OneEyeJack]

tell him about the sea cruise you took with Gorilla Monsoon

[disneyspy]

tell him you're worth 6 million dollars

[OneEyeJack]

ask him if he likes blueberries..

[Recyclerz]

tell him you're worth 6 million dollars

That is his best play.

I'm feeling a little conflicted about this bit. This is the most entertaining Fez has been in a long time yet the fact he's stalking some guy like an obsessed 14 year old girl is not going to lead to any good real world outcomes.

[hanso]

Offer up a samish or 1/2 a slice.

[OneEyeJack]

Paulo,s going to be pissed

[jennysmurf]

Poor Fezzie. I hope no listeners show up and mess with him.

[realmenhatelife]

Grandma mustache

[jennysmurf]

Grandma mustache

What does RMHL have at the end of an early bird special?

[realmenhatelife]

What does RMHL have at the end of an early bird special?

That sounds like a spy joke. Both told by and about.

[Misteriosa]

if it was a girl, then it would be JUST like in a romantic comedy :dry: thats what the guys do in those movies right, stalk the girl until she falls for him?

[LeedsJr]

"Is that mustache real? It looks like a cat is fucking your mouth!" :lol:

[hanso]

Fez needs a double sided hat, plaid coat and a magnifying glass.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh now I get it, the mean girls gave fez the shirt, the mean girls hate Castro, Castro hates the shirt.

[jennysmurf]

That sounds like a spy joke. Both told by and about.

You're quite the pissy panda this morning.

[LeedsJr]

Oh now I get it, the mean girls gave fez the shirt, the mean girls hate Castro, Castro hates the shirt.


The great thing about being married for as long as I have is I no longer have to put this much thought into women's behavior. :wacko:

[hanso]

Is this the fugitive bit?

[LeedsJr]

These pickup lines are great! :lol:

[LeedsJr]

BL! :clap:

[sailor]

Do you have a vitiligo fetish? #fezpickupline

[realmenhatelife]

You're quite the pissy panda this morning.

http://investorplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/grumpycat.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Cheri Oteri really ripped off BL.

[CountryBob]

Wanna come back to my place and check out my bag of toenails?

[disneyspy]

that was great hearing BL again,i wish she'd call in more often

[LeedsJr]

that was great hearing BL again,i wish she'd call in more often


Her and PaulO in studio would be epic.

[CountryBob]

that was great hearing BL again,i wish she'd call in more often

on sailor time - she is still talking.

"manscape Fezzies weiner" :laugh:

[CountryBob]

Is BL also Crazy Jen?

[disneyspy]

Is BL also Crazy Jen?

i oughta slap you

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "I don't think he could look gayer with a fuckin' black cock in his mouth."

Fez: "I'm not going to that party!"

:lol:

Oh man, that was classic Fez!

[LeedsJr]

i oughta slap you


You're gonna get Jenny all excited.

[disneyspy]

You're gonna get Jenny all excited.

what else is new?

[jennysmurf]

You're gonna get Jenny all excited.

Disneyspy is so hack.

[disneyspy]

Disneyspy is so hack.

you using hack is hack

[LeedsJr]

Are they ever going to break today?

I'm getting really thirsty...

[CountryBob]

oh Fezzie - falls in love with someone he has never met.

[jennysmurf]

Her and PaulO in studio would be epic.

We need to somehow make that happen.

[hanso]

#Fez pick up line .. I'm a Pipelayer apprentice can you tell me how to get to the union hall?

[CountryBob]

I would love it if Fez roof-ied this mystery guy and violated his ass.

[CountryBob]

they should have dressed Patti up as a man and had that payoff wedding.

[Warren Peace]

at the very least, Fez has batch material less creepy than Russian prison porn.

[LeedsJr]

I would love it if Fez roof-ied this mystery guy and violated his ass.


Oh, mods...

[CountryBob]

been a long time since they have went this long without a break - glad to hear Fez interact in a positive funny way.

[jennysmurf]

I would love it if Fez roof-ied me and violated my ass.

Gay.

[Warren Peace]

"Do you like Russell Peters? Well, I have a rusty peter" #FezPickUpLines

[disneyspy]

been a long time since they have went this long without a break - glad to hear Fez interact in a positive funny way.

it's wierd having him have a good week

[jennysmurf]

This version of Blue Moon makes me think of Twin Peaks. I miss that show....

[disneyspy]

disney has their own dollars that most people buy as souvenirs so the company MAKES OUT BIG TIME in that deal

[hanso]

This version of Blue Moon makes me think of Twin Peaks. I miss that show....

Saw some nice twin peaks over on wwtdd.

[A.J.]

disney has their own dollars that most people buy as souvenirs so the company MAKES OUT BIG TIME in that deal

http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/13/1/49/callefalsaa_123/1224022762942_f.jpg

[Recyclerz]

disney has their own dollars that most people buy as souvenirs so the company MAKES OUT BIG TIME in that deal

$41 billion in unused gift cards from 2005 to 2011 (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/12/27/144308234/lost-money-41-billion-in-gift-cards-havent-been-redeemed-since-2005)

Nice business model.

[Recyclerz]

"I can piss for 45 seconds." #unsuccessfulFezpickuplines

[disneyspy]

$41 billion in unused gift cards from 2005 to 2011 (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/12/27/144308234/lost-money-41-billion-in-gift-cards-havent-been-redeemed-since-2005)

Nice business model.

i was also thinking about how much i've kept in casino chips over the years,they have to make a chunk in change in chips not cashed in

[hanso]

"I can piss for 45 seconds." #unsuccessfulFezpickuplines

And wake up by farting

[disneyspy]

And wake up by farting

#FreeShelby

[hanso]

#FreeShelby

There ya go start the movement.

[disneyspy]

i walk alot of dogs at the shelter and the females just squat and pee for 2 or 3 seconds while the males pee for 30+ seconds

[hanso]

i walk alot of dogs at the shelter and the females just squat and pee for 2 or 3 seconds while the males pee for 30+ seconds

Any of them walk on front legs and pee?

[LeedsJr]

#FreeShelby


Who?

[CountryBob]

$41 billion in unused gift cards from 2005 to 2011 (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/12/27/144308234/lost-money-41-billion-in-gift-cards-havent-been-redeemed-since-2005)

Nice business model.

Id like to see any unused gift cards after a certain time be donated to charity or something.

[LeedsJr]

This version of Blue Moon makes me think of Twin Peaks. I miss that show....


Great suggestion!
Bartender! Pint of Blue Moon!

[CountryBob]

I like the nastiness of this chick :thumbup:

[CountryBob]

Great suggestion!
Bartender! Pint of Blue Moon!

Does anyone at work know how much you drink during the work day?

[CountryBob]

I liked Costner as Earp
kick Russell to the curb

[jennysmurf]

Great suggestion!
Bartender! Pint of Blue Moon!

:dry: You drunk.

[LeedsJr]

Does anyone at work know how much you drink during the work day?


It's possible, but I doubt it.

[CountryBob]

As much drinking that Leeds does - I think he has a baboons liver...

Totally agree with that caller - I can drive home and don't need to pee but when I get out of the car at my home I have to bust.

[LeedsJr]

:dry: You drunk.


Not today. Taking my boys to a concert tonight, gotta take it easy today.

[Recyclerz]

Id like to see any unused gift cards after a certain time be donated to charity or something.

Good luck prying that cash out of the paws of the banks and big corporations.

[CountryBob]

Good luck prying that cash out of the paws of the banks and big corporations.

Im on a mission

[LeedsJr]

As much drinking that Leeds does - I think he has a baboons liver...

Totally agree with that caller - I can drive home and don't need to pee but when I get out of the car at my home I have to bust.


It's a running joke in my family that we're part shark - their livers make up something like half their body weight.

[CountryBob]

I love pissing outside - in fact, I will go outside a lot when at home.

[disneyspy]

I love pissing outside - in fact, I will go outside a lot when at home.

is that cuz thats where the out house is?

[realmenhatelife]

Does anyone at work know how much you drink during the work day?

Leeds doesn't strike me as a braggart.

[LeedsJr]

Leeds doesn't strike me as a braggart.


Doesn't seem like something that will help me come bonus time, either.

[jennysmurf]

is that cuz thats where the out house is?

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

is that cuz thats where the out house is?


Outhouse? Whadda ya think he is, rich?

[disneyspy]

it'd be great if fez yelled at hard rock jonny everytime he called

[hanso]

Ty cya

[jennysmurf]

Why is Mikey D calling in everyday?

[disneyspy]

Why is Mikey D calling in everyday?

he knows fez is close to dating and doesn't want to miss out on his chance

[jennysmurf]

he knows fez is close to dating and doesn't want to miss out on his chance

:laugh: He sure does play hard to get!

[A.J.]

Why is Mikey D calling in everyday?

Instead of breaking his own dick, he's breaking Fez's balls.

[jennysmurf]

Instead of breaking his own dick, he's breaking Fez's balls.

Oof.

[Dell]

Instead of breaking his own dick, he's breaking Fez's balls.

ouch...I was hoping to go the rest of my life without remembering that

[disneyspy]

dell, HIS DICK BROKE!!