Fridays Show-Best Drunken Hawk Quotes

[OL Dirty Jr]

didnt get to post it on friday but the funniest one is when he told on of the ladies that "Your getting anal tonight"

<img src="ftp://stacman:shivala1@www.brainlink.com/HTML/Images/ol.bmp">

[IkeaBoy]

hawk certainly is an interesting drunk

[/quote]
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[42nd-delay]

My favorite drunken Hawk quote is from a couple weeks ago, when that woman was smelling the guys armpits:

Joe Poo: (looking at Hawk's armpit) It looks like an old lady's vag.

Hawk: Why bring Ali into this Joe?

------------------------------
42nd-delay

<img src = "http://www.krikordaglian.com/images/superbowl_sig.jpg">
<p><b>Now playing in the Entertainment forum - Murder at the Super Bowl: the Trailer!</b><br>
<a href = "http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=80&Topic=8046">Click here to see it!</a>

[Pootertoot]

I liked when he called me impotent.

<embed src="http://hometown.aol.com/slfcallednowhere/mario2.swf" width=300 height=100>
Censored, Because I'm a Responsible Moderator, who fucks children in the ass.