Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/14/13 - Perdition

[realmenhatelife]

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Feels like Friday, doesnt it?

In terms of my office being super hot yesterday the heater was broke again and they actually sent us all home around 330 because there was no hope of fixing it and the temp just kept going up.

[LeedsJr]

Feels like Friday, doesnt it?

In terms of my office being super hot yesterday the heater was broke again and they actually sent us all home around 330 because there was no hope of fixing it and the temp just kept going up.


Yes, it really does. My sone just finished his club hockey season, where he had practice on Tuesday and Thursday nights. This week was high school tryouts on Monday and Wednesday night, so I've been confused all week.

So, who's trying to break the heater today? :wink:

[jimmyolsenblues]

LeedsJr, what is the worst hockey parent you have ever seen?
I am amazed they don't split the hall , like they do in soccer,
Parents on one side, kids and coaches on the other.

Love a parent who complains to his kids coach about why his kid doesn't play enough in front of everyone.

[realmenhatelife]

Nice Beastie Boys deep track.

[LeedsJr]

LeedsJr, what is the worst hockey parent you have ever seen?
I am amazed they don't split the hall , like they do in soccer,
Parents on one side, kids and coaches on the other.

Love a parent who complains to his kids coach about why his kid doesn't play enough in front of everyone.


I have personally broken up 2 physical altercations. Those would have to be the worst.

My son has played for 10 years now. I've seen all the bad behavior. Shouting at refs (who in some cases were just children themselves), shouting at coaches, shouting at their own kids, shouting at other kids. And, like I said, fighting in the stands.

[realmenhatelife]

Them cutting out early to play an unmast isn't going to help that Friday feeling at all.

[sailor]

Is Julian the one his parents like(d)?

[LeedsJr]

Them cutting out early to play an unmast isn't going to help that Friday feeling at all.


I may have to take the day off tomorrow.

And a Julian Lennon interview AND an UnMast today?

Guess I know what I'm doing for lunch... :drunk:

[LeedsJr]

Is Julian the one his parents like(d)?


I think that's Sean. I think Julian is the one John ignored when he got with Yoko.

[Warren Peace]

Ah...the Ron & Fez Show aka Death by Consumption

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

[realmenhatelife]

Ron busting Fez' balls when you know if he went to the doctor they'd atleast have him on pills for diabetes.

This football coach thing is old news, too. I imagine they're getting paid out of the money they help raise, not straight taxpayer money.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

only had 30 minutes to listen yesterday...did they ever get them backwoods hicks in HR to let Matt in the building

(BTW...Fez is a Type 2 diabetic which means he he produces insulin but his cells resist absorption, so Fez is correct in that as long as he's taking the correct dosage of his medication his pancreas will produce the extra insulin needed and the medication will force/enable the cells to absorb it. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.)

[realmenhatelife]

moaning buddays...:bye:

only had 30 minutes to listen yesterday...did they ever get them backwoods hicks in HR to let Matt in the building

(BTW...Fez is a Type 2 diabetic which means he he produces insulin but his cells resist absorption, so Fez is correct in that as long as he's taking the correct dosage of his medication his pancreas will produce the extra insulin needed and the medication will force/enable the cells to absorb it. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.)

Longest snapple cap ever.

[PapaBear]

I think that's Sean. I think Julian is the one John ignored when he got with Yoko.
Julian is the inspiration behind Hey Jude, and Lucy In the Sky, if you believe anything the Beatles have said in the past.

[LeedsJr]

Ron busting Fez' balls when you know if he went to the doctor they'd atleast have him on pills for diabetes.

This football coach thing is old news, too. I imagine they're getting paid out of the money they help raise, not straight taxpayer money.


Absolutely. "College" sports should just admit what they are, professional sports with college names on the jerseys instead of regional names. They are multibillion dollar entertainment industries that have nothing to do with kids getting educations. At the televised level, anyway.

[Misteriosa]

what?! bigger than michael jackson? :blink: obviously ron DID NOT see the reaction or the effects of his death within the PoC community. the reaction of of the world to john lennon and michael jackson at the time of their deaths i would say were the same (based on what ive read).

fast forward to today: john lennon's memory has reached mythic status. the way he is lionized, i wouldnt be surprised if a religion is formed around john lennon in 100 years.

[LeedsJr]

moaning buddays...:bye:

only had 30 minutes to listen yesterday...did they ever get them backwoods hicks in HR to let Matt in the building

(BTW...Fez is a Type 2 diabetic which means he he produces insulin but his cells resist absorption, so Fez is correct in that as long as he's taking the correct dosage of his medication his pancreas will produce the extra insulin needed and the medication will force/enable the cells to absorb it. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.)


No. CBob is the worst.

[sailor]

Ron busting Fez' balls when you know if he went to the doctor they'd atleast have him on pills for diabetes.

This football coach thing is old news, too. I imagine they're getting paid out of the money they help raise, not straight taxpayer money.

The interplay during the coaches bit was funny.

[LeedsJr]

what?! bigger than michael jackson? :blink: obviously ron DID NOT see the reaction or the effects of his death within the PoC community. the reaction of of the world to john lennon and michael jackson at the time of their deaths i would say were the same (based on what ive read).

fast forward to today: john lennon's memory has reached mythic status. the way he is lionized, i wouldnt be surprised if a religion is formed around john lennon in 100 years.


The reaction to Lennon might have been bigger in the first couple of days because of the violent nature of it and the fact that Jackson had been so reclusive for a while.

Jackson's funeral was a national event, though.

[LeedsJr]

Julian is the inspiration behind Hey Jude, and Lucy In the Sky, if you believe anything the Beatles have said in the past.


I had no idea.

[Misteriosa]

The reaction to Lennon might have been bigger in the first couple of days because of the violent nature of it and the fact that Jackson had been so reclusive for a while.

Jackson's funeral was a national event, though.

i'd say it was international. MJ held sway over nations at the height of his popularity.

[Misteriosa]

do you think ron will ask julian lennon about the abuse he suffered from his dad?

[LeedsJr]

i'd say it was international. MJ held sway over nations at the height of his popularity.


Can't argue that, I was just only in this country at the time. :wink:

I remember it was in the Staples Center and carried live by basically every television station.

[realmenhatelife]

The interplay during the coaches bit was funny.

Sure, I'm just saying, to be fair. Penn States endowment is 1.83 billion dollars, they only receive 279 million from the state. Sure, employees of the university are technically government employees but it's not honest to paint it in the light that 'the highest paid government employee in PA is the football coach.'

[LeedsJr]

Sure, I'm just saying, to be fair. Penn States endowment is 1.83 billion dollars, they only receive 279 million from the state. Sure, employees of the university are technically government employees but it's not honest to paint it in the light that 'the highest paid government employee in PA is the football coach.'


Not without pointing out he's also, by far I bet, the largest revenue generator.

[realmenhatelife]

Not without pointing out he's also, by far I bet, the largest revenue generator.

Yeah thats my point, he's raising his own salary. If the program didn't make money they wouldn't have the top tier coach. Millersville and Slippery Rock dont pay their coaches 5 mill a year.

[LeedsJr]

Since the show has slipped into funny-free mode, here's a bit of humor:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-drunk-dials-911-one-night-stand-snoring-article-1.1516586

:laugh:

[Dell]

Longest snapple cap ever.

got one yesterday when I wasn't able to post that said there are more chickens than people in the world...today's, Jousting is the official sport of Maryland...#894

[LeedsJr]

got one yesterday when I wasn't able to post that said there are more chickens than people in the world...today's, Jousting is the official sport of Maryland...#894


Fuckin' starvin' now.

[jennysmurf]

Fuckin' starvin' now.

You gonna joust some chickens?

[LeedsJr]

You gonna joust some chickens?

You and your euphemisms...

[sailor]

JL: all things in moderation

Ron: yeah

[realmenhatelife]

Fuckin' starvin' now.

Pit beef.

[LeedsJr]

JL: all things in moderation

Ron: yeah

LeedsJr: :sleep:

[PapaBear]

got one yesterday when I wasn't able to post that said there are more chickens than people in the world...today's, Jousting is the official sport of Maryland...#894
Both make perfect sense. There would have to be more chickens than people, if people are able to eat so much chicken. And one of Maryland's biggest tourist draws is their Renaissance Festival.

[Dell]

Since the show has slipped into funny-free mode, here's a bit of humor:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-drunk-dials-911-one-night-stand-snoring-article-1.1516586

:laugh:

:laugh:...what a dolt!

[jennysmurf]

:laugh:...what a dolt!

At least he didn't call to complain that she bogarted all his weed.

[realmenhatelife]

We're into post interview commercials if you tuned away.

[Dell]

I'm on sailor time and they're playing the "going out song"...I like the sound but I keep wanting to compare him to his father

[LeedsJr]

At least he didn't call to complain that she bogarted all his weed.


Is that your move? :happy:

[Dell]

At least he didn't call to complain that she bogarted all his weed.

:laugh:...did that happen to you?

[PapaBear]

I'm on sailor time and they're playing the "going out song"...I like the sound but I keep wanting to compare him to his father
I don't want to be a jinx, or anything, but...

When will they be intervening Jakob Dylan?

[Dell]

I don't want to be a jinx, or anything, but...

When will they be intervening Jakob Dylan?

:laugh:

[Dell]

that Adam and Eve commercial is 10X more annoying with ear-buds...yuk

[jennysmurf]

Is that your move? :happy:

:laugh:...did that happen to you?

I have given you all a very bad impression of me, haven't I?:tongue:

[LeedsJr]

Another interview?? :wallbash:

Oh look, it's after noon! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Another interview?? :wallbash:

Oh look, it's after noon! :drunk:

I think he's a comedian.

[Misteriosa]

what does ron mean, the "yoko" of stepmoms/wrestling? was saphirre an abused wife too?

[jennysmurf]

I think he's a comedian.

Yeah, but you think you're funny, so we don't trust your opinion.

[Dell]

that may be the BEST press bit with a politician, ever..."I've got more than enough to eat at home"

the camera clicks in the background (guess Canada is a bit behind on going digital) made it sound so retro...:laugh:

[A.J.]

The Toronto Mayor's line was great! I would have had more respect for Bill Clinton back in the Lewinsky Scandal days if he had been as blunt.

[Misteriosa]

"I love that guy"

that reporter spoke for the world just then :lol:

[deliciousV]

Fuckin' starvin' now.

me too, I have a hankering for Medieval Times food.

[PapaBear]

blunt.
So many double entendres!

[jennysmurf]

that may be the BEST press bit with a politician, ever..."I've got more than enough to eat at home"

the camera clicks in the background (guess Canada is a bit behind on going digital) made it sound so retro...:laugh:

I was trying to figure out what that sound was--I was like, are they using a tintype machine or something? Wacky Canadians.

[Dell]

me too, I have a hankering for Medieval Times food.

"I LOVE THAT GUY"...:laugh:

edit: excuse the misquote...I was going to talk about having a hankering as well when that line hit me

[jennysmurf]

So many double entendres!

That seemed more like a single entendre.

[Dell]

I have never looked forward to an Unmast like I am the Chris Elliott Unmast...I hope they talked about some behind the scenes info from Cabin Boy and Get a Life (Letterman is a sure thing)

[PapaBear]

That seemed more like a single entendre.
Maybe a single entendre with many layers? Blunts are cigars with weed. He said he smoked weed, but didn't inhale. He penetrated her with a cigar. She smoked his "cigar", but didn't swallow.

Wait... You're right. Just one entendre.

[LeedsJr]

Damn. Sounds like I went to the pub right before the one funny break they're doing today.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, but you think you're funny, so we don't trust your opinion.

I never said I think I'm funny.

[Dell]

Paulo call...YES!

[LeedsJr]

Maybe a single entendre with many layers? Blunts are cigars with weed. He said he smoked weed, but didn't inhale. He penetrated her with a cigar. She smoked his "cigar", but didn't swallow.

Wait... You're right. Just one entendre.


Speaking of blunt.
Now I feel like I need a shot with my beer.

[jennysmurf]

Paulo call...YES!

:clap:

Someone tell him to get off the computer so that his dial-up won't interfere with a call from the show.

[LeedsJr]

Paulo call...YES!


Damnit!

[jennysmurf]

Speaking of blunt.
Now I feel like I need a shot with my beer.

"Need" is a strong word.

[realmenhatelife]

PaulO! Bonus.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Ron asks PaulO about movies. Wants to talk about the only movie Paul hasn't seen yet.

[Dell]

every time I go to the ibang, it just churns and churns...I imagine the entire thing being powered with two D Batteries

[jennysmurf]

every time I go to the ibang, it just churns and churns...I imagine the entire thing being powered with two D Batteries

Then don't go to the IBang, you dirty turncoat.

[jennysmurf]

Fez will be calling PaulO "Daddy" very soon, and not in the way you'd think. :wink:

[LeedsJr]

"Need" is a strong word.


Technically, I said, "feel like I need".
And honestly, I don't do shots.
I drink my whiskey neat, like a gentleman.

[deliciousV]

every time I go to the ibang, it just churns and churns...I imagine the entire thing being powered with two D Batteries

if they say "nipples" , avoid the IBang for at least 30 minutes

Then don't go to the IBang, you dirty turncoat.

but they said "nipples"!

[jennysmurf]

Technically, I said, "feel like I need".
And honestly, I don't do shots.
I drink my whiskey neat, like a gentleman.

Do you wear a monocle and top hat?

[jennysmurf]

if they say "nipples" , avoid the IBang for at least 30 minutes



but they said "nipples"!

You're all dirty dogs.

[deliciousV]

Technically, I said, "feel like I need".
And honestly, I don't do shots.
I drink my whiskey neat, like a gentleman.

La ti fucking da, do you stick your pinky out too, M'am?

(I do shots!) (don't know why I care, I'm no gentleman)

[LeedsJr]

Do you wear a monocle and top hat?


If the Mrs asks me to...

[LeedsJr]

La ti fucking da, do you stick your pinky out too, M'am?

(I do shots!) (don't know why I care, I'm no gentleman)


HA!

No, I just like the taste of whiskey too much to just throw it back.

[deliciousV]

there was a rumor that the sons of the Beatles were forming a band, Paul McCartneys son looks like a fat PM.

[jennysmurf]

PaulO, you are radio gold. :thumbup:

[PapaBear]

if they say "nipples" , avoid the IBang for at least 30 minutes



but they said "nipples"!

:clap:

Technically, I said, "feel like I need".
And honestly, I don't do shots.
I drink my whiskey neat, like a gentleman.

Do you wear a monocle and top hat?

He's not a nut! He's a legume!!!

http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/mr_peanut_motivational_speaker.jpg

[LeedsJr]

You're all dirty dogs.


I don't know how to multi-quote on my phone, but the 2 posts you quoted are funny enough to make up for me missing PaulO.

[hanso]

this guy reminds me of Patrice a bit. (side baby)

[deliciousV]

I don't know how to multi-quote on my phone, but the 2 posts you quoted are funny enough to make up for me missing PaulO.

She hasn't read this yet, she's trying to get the IBang to open
They have a dick pic

[jennysmurf]

I don't know how to multi-quote on my phone, but the 2 posts you quoted are funny enough to make up for me missing PaulO.

:dry:

[LeedsJr]

Look who's getting all judgey while she's trying to look at dirty pictures...

[jennysmurf]

She hasn't read this yet, she's trying to get the IBang to open
They have a dick pic

Look who's getting all judgey while she's trying to look at dirty pictures...

Both of you can just hush, I was making myself some breakfast.

[realmenhatelife]

Both of you can just hush, I was making myself some breakfast.

Sausage?

[LeedsJr]

Both of you can just hush, I was making myself some breakfast.


More euphemisms...

[jennysmurf]

Sausage?

More euphemisms...

Again...:dry:

[LeedsJr]

Again...:dry:


And now some poor schmoe's pot is all gone...

[hanso]

I know the unmast is a big deal, but I'd like guest to just come in studio and be more informal as well.

[LeedsJr]

I know the unmast is a big deal, but I'd like guest to just come in studio and be more informal as well.


Big deal to Ron, maybe. Nobody else, really.

[hanso]

Well I wanted more TV talk but I'm in the dark so far... OK Carson thaaaank you.

[Dell]

You're all dirty dogs.

the most unnecessary post...ever

[LeedsJr]

the most unnecessary post...ever


Maybe. But really, define, "necessary post".

[LeedsJr]

What I'm listening to instead of UnMast...

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[Dell]

Maybe. But really, define, "necessary post".

not sure I can define it...but, I can refer you to 13,483 examples

[LeedsJr]

not sure I can define it...but, I can refer you to 13,483 examples


Nice. :clap:

[Lemieux66]

Unmast on a Thursday? They taking off tomorrow?

[LeedsJr]

What I'm listening to instead of UnMast...


Next...

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[Dell]

I'm going to listen to the unmast after work...I feel I need to dedicate all my attention to this one

later buddays...:bye:

[LeedsJr]

I'm going to listen to the unmast after work...I feel I need to dedicate all my attention to this one

later buddays...:bye:


Yeah, me too. Okay, just kidding. Next...

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[hanso]

Unmast on a Thursday? They taking off tomorrow?

Didn't hear this.

[sailor]

I don't know how to multi-quote on my phone.

Just copy/paste.

[LeedsJr]

Just copy/paste.


Sounds complicated.

[LeedsJr]

Unmast on a Thursday? They taking off tomorrow?


Might as well, they pretty much took off today.

[jennysmurf]

I'm going to listen to the unmast after work...I feel I need to dedicate all my attention to this one

later buddays...:bye:

It was a good one. Although, I like Chris Elliot, and think he's funny anyway.

[Dell]

It was a good one. Although, I like Chris Elliot, and think he's funny anyway.

Chris Elliott defines humor for me...I'm a big fan of everything he's done from Letterman to Eagle Heart (ESPECIALLY Get a Life)

[A.J.]

Chris Elliott defines humor for me...I'm a big fan of everything he's done from Letterman to Eagle Heart (ESPECIALLY Get a Life)

Cabin Boy is the white man's Pootie Tang.

[realmenhatelife]

Cabin Boy is the white man's Pootie Tang.

Both are good but I'm also Italian which is European for biracial.




I listened to some Bob and Ray clips on youtube. The unmast was funny.

[A.J.]

I love Chris Elliot. His stuff on Letterman back in the 80s was hysterical.

[spoon]

Cabin Boy is the white man's Pootie Tang.

only with jokes

[spoon]

Chris Elliott defines humor for me...I'm a big fan of everything he's done from Letterman to Eagle Heart (ESPECIALLY Get a Life)

his eagleheart movie…installed in 10 10minute parts has just begun!!!

awesome!

and love Offerman in it too

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