Christmas present ideas for Ron and Fez

[jennysmurf]

The idea has been bandied about that we should get a Christmas gift for Ron and Fez from .net this year. I'm fully aware that by asking for ideas, I am opening myself up to many stupid and snarky comments, and very few actual suggestions. So here goes: what do you think Ron and Fez might enjoy receiving from the good people (and the others--you know who you are) from .net? I have no problem buying and sending whatever you guys deem fit. Aaaaand go!

[Wrinklednuts]

5 or 10 count Xikar cigar travel case for Ron.

https://www.xikar.com/products/containers/travel-humidors/#

A good book for Fezzie

http://tinyurl.com/mhfbfkx

:smoke:

[disneyspy]

giant cigars for ron-he loves those

movies for fez-perferably 70s and 80s films he hasn't seen-'m sure there's a list here somewhere

cigarettes for pepper

some kind of electronic gadget for pips

a box of tissues for todd

[spoon]

Oh God! Yes, let us get the millionaires something for all the love, openness and ability to not only make a joke, but take one. How about we give to a charity of interest or need every year? How does that sound? Like this year the relief efforts in the Philippines could use some help. Back when this radio team gave so much more back and live it made sense. Now they just cry about us if they even uttter a word, much less hang as in the past. They made a cool table out of a bunch of assholes bc some had to balls to bust theirs. Such a low tolerence for guys that do it for a fucking living. It's a shame too, bc Ron just used to roll with it, chill with anyone and was nothing short of a good hang. Fez is now the actual definition of in the crosshairs.

[Dude!]

two years' worth of Nutrisystem
for both of them...

it would be a start

[spoon]

every once in a while…out of nowhere, Dude makes me laugh

:lol:

[CountryBob]

play to their likes - cigars for ron, something batman or wrestling for fez, half gallon of titos for Hicks.

[Pitdoc]

I've been shopping ...

Just not sure when I can drop things off this week, what with the 2 Unmaskeds on Thursday .

Got an idea , but still not sure for Fez..any suggestions? I'll be getting him something when I drive down on Wednesday .

[jennysmurf]

5 or 10 count Xikar cigar travel case for Ron.

https://www.xikar.com/products/containers/travel-humidors/#

A good book for Fezzie

http://tinyurl.com/mhfbfkx

:smoke:

That travelling humidor is actually a neato idea, I shall add it to the list. Also, there are some really fantastic "gay" men's stores here in San Francisco (who would think it?), and we could get Fezzie another gay shirt. (Thanks for that suggestion Pitdoc).

Any other good ideas? (I'm ignoring spoon the grinch.)

[jennysmurf]

I've been shopping ...

Just not sure when I can drop things off this week, what with the 2 Unmaskeds on Thursday .

Got an idea , but still not sure for Fez..any suggestions? I'll be getting him something when I drive down on Wednesday .

I think he'd like the idea you had about a nice messenger bag. If you decide against that, I may get it for him from us.

[Pitdoc]

I think he'd like the idea you had about a nice messenger bag. If you decide against that, I may get it for him from us.

I'll let you know by Wednesday, or you'll find out by Friday

[jennysmurf]

I'll let you know by Wednesday, or you'll find out by Friday

Cool, daddy-o.

http://pastoralyn.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/schulz-charles-peanuts-teamwork.jpg

[spoon]

That travelling humidor is actually a neato idea, I shall add it to the list. Also, there are some really fantastic "gay" men's stores here in San Francisco (who would think it?), and we could get Fezzie another gay shirt. (Thanks for that suggestion Pitdoc).

Any other good ideas? (I'm ignoring spoon the grinch.)

GRINCH!?

Yah, fuck those poor people ravaged by the storm…let's get three fat fuckers food, clothes and advance bad habits…grrrr. :furious:

[jennysmurf]

GRINCH!?

Yah, fuck those poor people ravaged by the storm…let's get three fat fuckers food, clothes and advance bad habits…grrrr. :furious:

Look, the only thing I enjoy everyday is the Ron and Fez show. If I didn't have them to listen to, I'd be much less happy. I've already said that I don't mind doing all the work and putting .net's name on it. Because crazy as it is, I love this stupid cesspool too. So shut your piehole.

[spoon]

http://images.politico.com/global/2013/11/09/131109_philippines_storm_damage_reu_605.jpg

http://i.dawn.com/large/2013/11/5283269136393.jpg

:sad:

[PapaBear]

I have to say, I'm pretty much with spoon on this point. Nothing we could give them would really amount to anything they'd really like. A donation from us, in the name of the show, would be better.

[spoon]

that's why they call him big a pa-m-pa

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[keithy_19]

I'm with spoon as well. Mostly because helping people is pretty great.

But to your question, why not socks? Everyone likes a new pair of socks.

[PapaBear]

I'm with spoon as well. Mostly because helping people is pretty great.

But to your question, why not socks? Everyone likes a new pair of socks.
That would obviously be my second choice.

[keithy_19]

That would obviously be my second choice.

:clap:

[spoon]

Way to sock it to her keithy!

[keithy_19]

Way to sock it to her keithy!

:laugh:

[A.J.]

I know Jenny meant well but since the show has pretty much abandoned .net I don't think the idea is practical.

Though I think we DID do something for them as a board back in the day -- nothing major.

[Jujubees2]

Two hookers and an eight ball

[A.J.]

I know Jenny meant well but since the show has pretty much abandoned .net I don't think the idea is practical.

Though I think we DID do something for them as a board back in the day -- nothing major.

Yep, we did. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64602)

[LeedsJr]

Oh God! Yes, let us get the millionaires something for all the love, openness and ability to not only make a joke, but take one. How about we give to a charity of interest or need every year? How does that sound? Like this year the relief efforts in the Philippines could use some help. Back when this radio team gave so much more back and live it made sense. Now they just cry about us if they even uttter a word, much less hang as in the past. They made a cool table out of a bunch of assholes bc some had to balls to bust theirs. Such a low tolerence for guys that do it for a fucking living. It's a shame too, bc Ron just used to roll with it, chill with anyone and was nothing short of a good hang. Fez is now the actual definition of in the crosshairs.

I have to say, I'm pretty much with spoon on this point. Nothing we could give them would really amount to anything they'd really like. A donation from us, in the name of the show, would be better.

I'm with spoon as well. Mostly because helping people is pretty great.

But to your question, why not socks? Everyone likes a new pair of socks.

I know Jenny meant well but since the show has pretty much abandoned .net I don't think the idea is practical.

Though I think we DID do something for them as a board back in the day -- nothing major.


I'm in this camp.

[disneyspy]

who the fuck cares that the show doesnt mention this place anymore? Smurf if you want to do something nice,go ahead,don't let these fucking attention whores spread their negativity to you,anyone can donate to the redcross,they dont have to worry about saying this is on behalf of some fucking group that wants to be mentioned on the show

[hanso]

From the above posts. The gifts should be exploding cigars/cigs and Chinese finger traps.

[hanso]

who the fuck cares that the show doesnt mention this place anymore? Smurf if you want to do something nice,go ahead,don't let these fucking attention whores spread their negativity to you,anyone can donate to the redcross,they dont have to worry about saying this is on behalf of some fucking group that wants to be mentioned on the show

Nastyains ....

[SonOfSmeagol]

From the above posts. The gifts should be exploding cigars/cigs and Chinese finger traps.
:laugh:

[spoon]

who the fuck cares that the show doesnt mention this place anymore? Smurf if you want to do something nice,go ahead,don't let these fucking attention whores spread their negativity to you,anyone can donate to the redcross,they dont have to worry about saying this is on behalf of some fucking group that wants to be mentioned on the show

spoken like an original ass kissing fucktard

good stuff

now go drink a beer asshole

you're better that way

[spoon]

and for the record spy, this is hardly fucking attention whoring to NOT want to send the show gifts…that definition is for guys like yourself making shit ABOUT them and not only kissing ass, but licking straight up the fucking crack. crack, you should give that a try too.
:smoke:

[disneyspy]

spoken like an original ass kissing fucktard

good stuff

now go drink a beer asshole

you're better that way

posted like a true oh look at me,mention me on the radio or i'll whine constantly poster

go cry somewhere else

[SonOfSmeagol]

and how is spoon this fine morning?
http://animatedimagepic.com/image/good-morning/good-morning-2453.gif

[A.J.]

not only kissing ass, but licking straight up the fucking crack.

Now THERE's a Christmas gift idea for Fez!

[disneyspy]

and for the record spy, this is hardly fucking attention whoring to NOT want to send the show gifts…that definition is for guys like yourself making shit ABOUT them and not only kissing ass, but licking straight up the fucking crack. crack, you should give that a try too.
:smoke:

smurf wanted to do something nice and you should go see someone about your undiagnosed looney tune mental disorder

[spoon]

God…so busy over here attention whoring ideas like actually doing something good that would actually help someone and received with gratitude versus sending fucking comics, toys and cigars to millionaires. Yep, greedy selfish me!

[spoon]

posted like a true oh look at me,mention me on the radio or i'll whine constantly poster

go cry somewhere else

you're such a stupid fool

never ONCE gave a fuck about mentions, and why the fuck would I

holy fucking projecting

and remember, they don't read this site you stupid shit

nobody is crying buy you

[spoon]

Now THERE's a Christmas gift idea for Fez!


:lol:

spy is ON IT…er IN IT?

[disneyspy]

you're such a stupid fool

never ONCE gave a fuck about mentions, and why the fuck would I

holy fucking projecting

and remember, they don't read this site you stupid shit

nobody is crying buy you

you so crazy you looney tune,nice language

[spoon]

smurf wanted to do something nice and you should go see someone about your undiagnosed looney tune mental disorder

I know what smurf wanted to do, and I gave MY FUCKING OPINION on what we should truly do, as we were fucking asked. You came in all white knight to protect your fucking love affair with diversion from your own "looney tune mental disorder" called lonely fucking old man and attacked anyone that had another take. So yah, you get this. And notice nobody attacked JS, she knows it was an opinion and some even, GASP, agreed DS. WONDER WHY?! JS is a kind soul and HER heart is/was in the right place. Yours is just stuck up yet another's ass so deep we should call you lemmispy or disneywinks.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090310182954/southpark/images/2/26/Lemmiwinks.JPG

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[sailor]

Now THERE's a Christmas gift idea for Fez!

Ha!

[disneyspy]

hey looney tune the more you post the crazier you look,you really should go seek mental help

[spoon]

you so crazy you looney tune,nice language

ah, now he's going to clean my potty mouth

you sure have become wise after your interaction with Catatafish!

[spoon]

hey looney tune the more you post the crazier look,you really should go seek mental help

great, "the crazier look" is in

english is fun

[jennysmurf]

This all started on the .net fantasy football site as a "thank you" for Fez signing a fez for our travelling trophy. I guess I should have just left it on that site instead of trying to include .net. I was just trying to spread some freaking goodwill. Just forget it. You all win, and I feel like a jerk for even thinking about getting a gift instead of giving all my money to others.

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/bd9610ca479e8dd6b051329d249c26b3.png

[spoon]

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[disneyspy]

sorry jenny,we're just messing with each other

[spoon]

This all started on the .net fantasy football site as a "thank you" for Fez signing a fez for our travelling trophy. I guess I should have just left it on that site instead of trying to include .net. I was just trying to spread some freaking goodwill. Just forget it. You all win, and I feel like a jerk for even thinking about getting a gift instead of giving all my money to others.

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/bd9610ca479e8dd6b051329d249c26b3.png

your idea was fine, others gave their opinion…simple as that

and we aren't "just messing with each other"

dspy did his normal white knight routine for the show and took the whole thing down this path playing tough guy ONCE AGAIN and then ran away as per the norm…you know, too many curse words insults his gentle disposition and all. he does declare.

http://i.imgur.com/GsmVm.jpg

[disneyspy]

your idea was fine, others gave their opinion…simple as that

and we aren't "just messing with each other"

dspy did his normal white knight routine for the show and took the whole thing down this path playing tough guy ONCE AGAIN and then ran away as per the norm…you know, too many curse words insults his gentle disposition and all. he does declare.

http://i.imgur.com/GsmVm.jpg

coo coo coo coo

you went mental as you always do

cuz you're crazy

[sailor]

coo coo coo coo

you went mental as you always do

cuz you're crazy

Like he's a sea lion or sumthin. Tss.

[spoon]

who the fuck cares that the show doesnt mention this place anymore? Smurf if you want to do something nice,go ahead,don't let these fucking attention whores spread their negativity to you,anyone can donate to the redcross,they dont have to worry about saying this is on behalf of some fucking group that wants to be mentioned on the show

I'd say THIS is where it all turned you dip shit. But hey, why have any self awareness? I sense a pattern.

And call me crazy if I feel a gift tied to a thank you for helping a small group out not being openly attached here is just a touch disingenuous? A rf.net gift so to speak, tied to a trophy signing that most weren't even aware of…odd.

[realmenhatelife]

How about a nice caramel apple?

[hanso]

This all started on the .net fantasy football site as a "thank you" for Fez signing a fez for our travelling trophy. I guess I should have just left it on that site instead of trying to include .net. I was just trying to spread some freaking goodwill. Just forget it. You all win, and I feel like a jerk for even thinking about getting a gift instead of giving all my money to others.

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/bd9610ca479e8dd6b051329d249c26b3.png

free money?

[sailor]

How about a nice caramel apple?

You've really got Fiona on the mind, huh?

Or is it from snl this weekend?

[realmenhatelife]

You've really got Fiona on the mind, huh?

Or is it from snl this weekend?

Oh neither. This place near me makes them and they're supposed to be really good, the ones that are dipped in a bunch of layers. And the farmers market near me/local chocolatier is doing them with local apples and someone was remarking on what good gifts they make.

[sailor]

Oh neither. This place near me makes them and they're supposed to be really good, the ones that are dipped in a bunch of layers. And the farmers market near me/local chocolatier is doing them with local apples and someone was remarking on what good gifts they make.

I was just being silly. Was odd you had two posts in a row about apples is all.

[realmenhatelife]

I was just being silly. Was odd you had two posts in a row about apples is all.

Yeah. If anything I'm thinking about apples because this office lady gave me one because I always have one for lunch. And I guess she got them in jersey and people always things jersey produce is better, even though it's an apple from new york anyway. She's nice though.

[sailor]

Yeah. If anything I'm thinking about apples because this office lady gave me one because I always have one for lunch. And I guess she got them in jersey and people always things jersey produce is better, even though it's an apple from new york anyway. She's nice though.

Careful she's not a witch!

[realmenhatelife]

Careful she's not a witch!

I like witches.

[Misteriosa]

Careful she's not a witch!
http://cdn.dolimg.com/en-US/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/April-Fools%E2%80%99-Day-Snow-White-and-the-Seven-Dwafs.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

The Bruja, to misti and sailor.

[sailor]

http://cdn.dolimg.com/en-US/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/April-Fools%E2%80%99-Day-Snow-White-and-the-Seven-Dwafs.jpg

SEE?!?!

[LeedsJr]

This all started on the .net fantasy football site as a "thank you" for Fez signing a fez for our travelling trophy. I guess I should have just left it on that site instead of trying to include .net. I was just trying to spread some freaking goodwill. Just forget it. You all win, and I feel like a jerk for even thinking about getting a gift instead of giving all my money to others.




I want to apologize if I made you feel bad. That was not my intent. :glurps:
I didn't know about the FF thing.
I was just looking at it from the perspective that the show wrote this place off a long time ago, and that isn't changing.
If you send them gifts, they will either not acknowledge it at all, or scoff at it ala, "Is that place still around?"
I could care less either way, but I get the impression most people hanging here aren't exactly wealthy, so why would people in that position want to send gifts to millionaires so they could be either ignored or laughed at?

[Dude!]

you know you're in trouble
when your #1 fan site
contains nothing but people
who hate you!

[LeedsJr]

you know you're in trouble
when your #1 fan site
contains nothing but people
who hate you!


#1 fan site? Wrong decade, Dude! :laugh:

[A.J.]

This all started on the .net fantasy football site as a "thank you" for Fez signing a fez for our travelling trophy. I guess I should have just left it on that site instead of trying to include .net. I was just trying to spread some freaking goodwill. Just forget it. You all win, and I feel like a jerk for even thinking about getting a gift instead of giving all my money to others.

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/bd9610ca479e8dd6b051329d249c26b3.png

Oh if that was the reason for the idea, as you were in recent contact with Fez, then your gesture makes sense. Hell, maybe would Fez would even acknowledge .net

And gay sex would STILL be a good gift idea for Fez.

[Dude!]

And gay sex would STILL be a good gift idea for Fez.

you are so kind to offer
yourself up...

AJ is truly giving
"the gift of the magi"

[A.J.]

I'll chip in for a twink hustler. That's all.

[sailor]

I'll chip in for a twink hustler. That's all.

What's that?

[A.J.]

I think it's Fez's Christmas wish.

[sailor]

I think it's Fez's Christmas wish.

DS will laugh at my line. Damn, that's sad.

[disneyspy]

DS will laugh at my line. Damn, that's sad.

it's sad cuz i'm the only one who finds you even slightly amusing?

[sailor]

it's sad cuz i'm the only one who finds you even slightly amusing?

'Zactly

[deliciousV]

DS will laugh at my line. Damn, that's sad.

I laughed, don't know if that helps or hurts

[sailor]

I laughed, don't know if that helps or hurts

Ha, go screw yourself DS, I don't need your pity laughter anymore!

[keithy_19]

Socks are still on the table...

[LeedsJr]

Socks are still on the table...

That's disgusting. Get your socks off the table!

[spoon]

Your idea socks keithy!

[keithy_19]

Your idea socks keithy!

:laugh:

[keithy_19]

That's disgusting. Get your socks off the table!

New socks!

[fezident]

I am sending a gift to the boys.
I ripped a bunch of movies in high-quality for each of them that I know they'll each dig.
Documentaries, classics, stuff that they already love, stuff I personally think they'll each enjoy..... stuff they haven't seen, but have mentioned or whatever.

I'm gonna load the files onto USB drives and onto DVD's and send them to the studio.

I've sent Ron some video files a couple of times over the years, and he always appreciates it.

[deliciousV]

I am sending a gift to the boys.
I ripped a bunch of movies in high-quality for each of them that I know they'll each dig.
Documentaries, classics, stuff that they already love, stuff I personally think they'll each enjoy..... stuff they haven't seen, but have mentioned or whatever.

I'm gonna load the files onto USB drives and onto DVD's and send them to the studio.

I've sent Ron some video files a couple of times over the years, and he always appreciates it.

I like it, mostly because it's kinda illegal and stuff.

[fezident]

I like it, mostly because it's kinda illegal and stuff.

Not completely illegal.
All my stuff is legally bought & paid for.

I've made a few copies of a few specific movies to give as gifts to my "friends".
That's not quite the same thing as uploading the files to a torrent site, and making them available for free to the entire world.

I see a big difference in those two scenarios.

[deliciousV]

Not completely illegal.
All my stuff is legally bought & paid for.

I've made a few copies of a few specific movies to give as gifts to my "friends".
That's not quite the same thing as uploading the files to a torrent site, and making them available for free to the entire world.

I see a big difference in those two scenarios.

not judging, don't care. But technically speaking, copying things you bought for personal use and giving it to friends is still stealing intellectual property. You are allowed to make a copy for yourself, as a backup, but giving it to someone else is illegal. Again, I don't care, I have watched more than my share of torrented shit, and intend to continue.

[keithy_19]

Not completely illegal.
All my stuff is legally bought & paid for.

I've made a few copies of a few specific movies to give as gifts to my "friends".
That's not quite the same thing as uploading the files to a torrent site, and making them available for free to the entire world.

I see a big difference in those two scenarios.

Sort of takes the romance out of your gift...

[A.J.]

Socks are still on the table...

Put them in the hamper, slob.

[realmenhatelife]

Poor Jenny got a reverse grinch done on her and now her heart is three sizes smaller.

[sailor]

Put them in the hamper, slob.

New fucking socks! Can't people read?!

[spoon]

Poor Jenny got a reverse grinch done on her and now her heart is three sizes smaller.


Ha! This is awesome! Suck it Jenny...poor Eugene has a woman with a tiny teency heart! Ok, that teency part sounds hot.

[spoon]

New fucking socks! Can't people read?!


Yah, but from Chess King.

[SonOfSmeagol]

Yah, but from Chess King.
Chess King...I hadn't even noticed they were gone

[jennysmurf]

Ha! This is awesome! Suck it Jenny...poor Eugene has a woman with a tiny teency heart! Ok, that teency part sounds hot.

Who's Eugene? Are you Dude? Dude mentioned a Eugene the other day. I knew it!

[Dude!]

uh-oh

[jennysmurf]

uh-oh

Uh huh.

[keithy_19]

New fucking socks! Can't people read?!

So fucking comfortable!

[deliciousV]

So fucking comfortable!

is this what you're after?

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[spoon]

Who's Eugene? Are you Dude? Dude mentioned a Eugene the other day. I knew it!

Ha! Not a chance.

[jennysmurf]

Ha! Not a chance.

Then who is this "Eugene" that you both seem to know, and associate with me? Seems a bit too coincidental if you ask me. That's not exactly a common name. :dry:

[sailor]

Then who is this "Eugene" that you both seem to know, and associate with me? Seems a bit too coincidental if you ask me. That's not exactly a common name. :dry:

It shit sure ain't a scientific name.

[spoon]

Then who is this "Eugene" that you both seem to know, and associate with me? Seems a bit too coincidental if you ask me. That's not exactly a common name. :dry:

well it just so happened this is an open board and one people like to run with jokes and or things people seem to be touchy on. man, how does Eugene deal with so little trust and anger all the time? I truly feel for the lad!

:innocent:

[spoon]

It shit sure ain't a scientific name.

that's Gene

or his black cousin, ironically named eugenics

[PapaBear]

I'm still disappointed no one cared about my "careful with that axe" line. Then again, my love for that song is based on a personal memory, that would mean nothing to any of you. GET IN MY BRAIN, DAMMIT!

[sailor]

I'm still disappointed no one cared about my "careful with that axe" line. Then again, my love for that song is based on a personal memory, that would mean nothing to any of you. GET IN MY BRAIN, DAMMIT!

It's a funny line. I didn't notice it before. One of these days I'll pay more attention to your posts.

[A.J.]

I'm still disappointed no one cared about my "careful with that axe" line. Then again, my love for that song is based on a personal memory, that would mean nothing to any of you. GET IN MY BRAIN, DAMMIT!

Ah -- Pink Floyd reference.

[jennysmurf]

It's a funny line. I didn't notice it before. One of these days I'll pay more attention to your posts.

Don't do it, you're just asking for trouble.

[spoon]

It's a funny line. I didn't notice it before. One of these days I'll pay more attention to your posts.

nah, don't waste your time sailor…it's almost as bad as reading your posts

:bye: