Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/18/13 - Flight

[realmenhatelife]

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[realmenhatelife]

Huh, my first cousin just got engaged. God I hope it's a long engagement.

[A.J.]

If you're going to have Bob Dylan as Artist of the Day, you may not want to start off the show with one of his longest songs (Like A Rolling Stone).

[realmenhatelife]

If you're going to have Bob Dylan as Artist of the Day, you may not want to start off the show with one of his longest songs (Like A Rolling Stone).

Unless you're running late, or your toast isn't done yet or something.

[realmenhatelife]

Caller "who picked that?"

It isn't exactly a deep track, guy.

[LeedsJr]

Unless you're running late, or your toast isn't done yet or something.


Is it just me, or does Ron sound extra nasal today?
Maybe he's sick again, even though he never gets sick. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

Also, Ben Bailey is playing the theater near me at the end of the month with a kid I went to high school with opening.

[hanso]

Unless you're running late, or your toast isn't done yet or something.

They get soggy toast from take out. If you go by o/a.

[realmenhatelife]

Our society does enjoy simulated murder but our society also didn't pass this law, Great Britian's society did.

[disneyspy]

dell tried to rape me in our fantasy football league,the rape whistle was used and trade denied,then magatron put up 29.90 in the first half

[realmenhatelife]

For once I'm actually going to win my game as the favored team. My team has been the underdog's best friend.

[LeedsJr]

Ugh. David Blaine. :sleep:

[realmenhatelife]

My goodness this conversation is dull.

[LeedsJr]

My goodness this conversation is dull.


Ron likes to make fun of Fez's old references, but he's going to spend an hour on Elvis. :wacko:

[hanso]

Why hasn't Fez chimed in over rape porn?

[realmenhatelife]

Do people still eat altoids? I feel like I see a lot of ads for them but I dont see people with a tin of altoids.

[realmenhatelife]

Why hasn't Fez chimed in over rape porn?

Still legal in Russia. English rape porn is too polite for him.

[disneyspy]

For once I'm actually going to win my game as the favored team. My team has been the underdog's best friend.

underdog's team is getting crushed by cruel circus this week!

[underdog]

underdog's team is getting crushed by cruel circus this week!

My team sucks.

[realmenhatelife]

underdog's team is getting crushed by cruel circus this week!

Sounds like he needs a best friend.

[realmenhatelife]

I was gonna watch that Tyson thing and the whole intro was too corny so I dropped off it.

[realmenhatelife]

Nothing to see here.

[hanso]

Was watching some of that magic tricks exposed TV show late last night. One point the cam panned real close on the assistants skimpy outfit, had to rewind the dvr "what an ass!"

[sailor]

Nothing to see here.

The Morgan freeman character from the movie over the weekend reminded me a lot of the masked magician. Same concept sans mask.

[hanso]

The magician guest gets lost in the hallway? Good thing Fez is there to help out.

[sailor]

The magician guest gets lost in the hallway? Good thing Fez is there to help out.

Maybe he vanished!

[realmenhatelife]

Holy shit, this supplement shit Rogan pushes is 1 cap per 50 lbs you weigh, so a $30 bottle is only 10 servings if you weigh 150, which you dont.

[realmenhatelife]

Muting East Bound and Down spoilers.

[fezident]

I'm a day or two behind.
Fezzie sounds pretty good. (for him, anyway)

Has he kept it going?
Is he still involved?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

like ME!

[deliciousV]

nice of them to let AJ Dynamite back on the show.

[disneyspy]

I'm a day or two behind.
Fezzie sounds pretty good. (for him, anyway)

Has he kept it going?
Is he still involved?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

like ME!

he's had a decent couple of weeks but he's been busy hunting david blane down today to say if he's still involved or not

[disneyspy]

and shazaam! he's gone in a puff of smoke

[newport king]

Oh. Its an HTG day.

[sailor]

and shazaam! he's gone in a puff of smoke

Shaq attack! Oh, nevermind.

[LeedsJr]

Oh. Its an HTG day.


In that case, off to the pub! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

They need to call Penn Jilette.

[realmenhatelife]

The best trick he ever pulled was having sex with Fiona Apple.

[Misteriosa]

Hey buddays. Checking in from the front desk :o

[sailor]

Wish they'd have gotten Whoo kid in studio for Blaine.

[LeedsJr]

Holy shit, this supplement shit Rogan pushes is 1 cap per 50 lbs you weigh, so a $30 bottle is only 10 servings if you weigh 150, which you dont.


And there is at least a 90% chance what's advertised isn't actually in the bottle, and an even better chance that even if it is, it's useless.

[sailor]

If they're going to break, why bother transferring him to another line?

[hanso]

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[Misteriosa]

Idk if it was mentioned but he was also talking about this $12k blood heating procedure that's done in Germany. It supposed to create an antiinflammatory agent in the blood and is placed back in the body to repair it.

[sailor]

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Wrong thread.

[Misteriosa]

Wish they'd have gotten Whoo kid in studio for Blaine.


Heh heh, you woulda still heard Whoo Kid yelling "Yoooooooooo!" after the card trick :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Idk if it was mentioned but he was also talking about this $12k blood heating procedure that's done in Germany. It supposed to create an antiinflammatory agent in the blood and is placed back in the body to repair it.

That does sound interesting and he's talked about it a lot over the years. I think Kobe, Tiger Woods and Peyton Manning have all done it.

[realmenhatelife]

Mamet stinks.

[hanso]

and shazaam! he's gone in a puff of smoke

Glad you went house sitting and not the other way around (tornadoes around Chicago)

[realmenhatelife]

I'm with Fez, I cant shuffle cards well.

[Misteriosa]

I made it my business to learn how to shuffle cards. Now people think I'm some kind of card shark because of it. I really don't know many cards games

[realmenhatelife]

I made it my business to learn how to shuffle cards. Now people think I'm some kind of card shark because of it. I really don't know many cards games

Why?

[realmenhatelife]

I think 'where your'e from' is where you learned to talk.

[Misteriosa]

Why?
Uno card cheaters, aka the scum of the earth. They would shuffle the deck like crap to keep the cards where they wanted.

[CountryBob]

Why would Ron know where Caca was born? He acted so surprised to not know he was from CA.

[realmenhatelife]

Uno card cheaters, aka the scum of the earth. They would shuffle the deck like crap to keep the cards where they wanted.

Ha, we only played 500 rummy.

[Misteriosa]

My cousin does street and party magic. He even has a shop. I always wondered why he kept with it even thought it disn't pay well. Then at dads wake, he went up to my nephew and did the whole "pull the quarter out the ear" trick. The way my nephew's eyes lit up when he saw the giant quarter answered everything.

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

on two hour delay (a.k.a., sailor time + 10 minutes)...I hope they keep up this ukulele talk

[hanso]

This thing on?

[Dell]

This thing on?

whew...thanks, I thought I killed it

[sailor]

This thing on?

Dell broke it.

[sailor]

whew...thanks, I thought I killed it

Ha.

[disneyspy]

i was checking on the fez and filling out another job application(i have to to collect unemployment)

[disneyspy]

haahaaha before the big ohio state/michigan state game...

[hanso]

google wasn't even working..but the show stream was.

[realmenhatelife]

They're eating apples? What a weird coincidence.

[realmenhatelife]

The apple thing is bullshit, you're eating both stems and all the seeds, plus the hard little chambers around the seeds.

And apples are the best fruit.

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[LeedsJr]

They're eating apples? What a weird coincidence.


Why is it a coincidence?
Just curious, because I haven't been able to listen to the show for more than 20 consecutive seconds without ripping my earbuds out in disgust.

[realmenhatelife]

Why is it a coincidence?
Just curious, because I haven't been able to listen to the show for more than 20 consecutive seconds without ripping my earbuds out in disgust.

Apples have come up a few times today mainly in the other thread.

[disneyspy]

at my golf course we have a ton of fruit trees that i sample in the late summer,normally i love the cherries but this we had some pear trees that put out the most delicous fruit ever

[sailor]

Wisconsin has the best cherries.

[disneyspy]

Wisconsin has the best cherries.

have you ever eaten a wisconsin cherry? thet're so shitty that the only thing they use them for is pit spittin contests

[sailor]

have you ever eaten a wisconsin cherry? thet're so shitty that the only thing they use them for is pit spittin contests

You're so easy.

[disneyspy]

You're so easy.

i know our gimmick

[realmenhatelife]

Wisconsin has the best cherries.

And winningest hockey teams.

[disneyspy]

And winningest hockey teams.

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A PRO TEAM LIKE THE DETROIT RED WINGS!!

[sailor]

I went back because it's a commercial...when I think of ny tourism, I think Ithaca.

[sailor]

They mention the a&m bonfire? I think it's the anniversary of the disaster there, which is the only reason I know of it.

[sailor]

Frat beach is apparently a separate event from the cocktail party for GA-FL.

[disneyspy]

if the philly fans were so against the name redskins they should throw scalpers under the bus

[realmenhatelife]

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A PRO TEAM LIKE THE DETROIT RED WINGS!!

Yeah but you cant deny the golden gophers.

[disneyspy]

an athelete is someone that can ride a broom and catch that little ball that has wings

*ducks*

[realmenhatelife]

Ron cant get up a flight of stairs without sounding like that first bailiff on Night Court but he's ready to pull 'sport' from football.

[hanso]

Golfs defense would be the conditions it's never a perfect situation.

[LeedsJr]

an athelete is someone that can ride a broom and catch that little ball that has wings

*ducks*

Ducks? Or just hunched over? :laugh: (Ya know, 'cause you're old.)

I tuned in for 5 seconds again. Who's Mike?

And even if race car drivers are highly skilled, that doesn't make them athletes.
If it did, then why don't we consider astronauts athletes?

[disneyspy]

Ducks? Or just hunched over? :laugh: (Ya know, 'cause you're old.)

I tuned in for 5 seconds again. Who's Mike?

And even if race car drivers are highly skilled, that doesn't make them athletes.
If it did, then why don't we consider astronauts athletes?

mike caca

race car drivers dont make youtube videos while they're driving

[Dell]

Yeah but you cant deny the golden gophers.

uugghh...gofers

I keep fast forwarding and they continue to do and talk about a visual card trick...c'mon! this is radio

[sailor]

mike caca

race car drivers dont make youtube videos while they're driving

Space travel ain't no game.

[hanso]

Ducks play Penguins tonight.

[disneyspy]

uugghh...gofers

I keep fast forwarding and they continue to do and talk about a visual card trick...c'mon! this is radio

ya a golden gopher is nothing but a ground squirrel and a fucking pest,do you have any idea what a golden gopher can do to a golf course?!

[Dell]

Ducks? Or just hunched over? :laugh: (Ya know, 'cause you're old.)

I tuned in for 5 seconds again. Who's Mike?

And even if race car drivers are highly skilled, that doesn't make them athletes.
If it did, then why don't we consider astronauts athletes?

what does sexual orientation have to do with the argument...:happy:

[disneyspy]

Ducks play Penguins tonight.

now theres two teams that deserve having eggs thrown at them!

[hanso]

now theres two teams that deserve having eggs thrown at them!

Pro choice?

[Misteriosa]

I thought there was defensive playing in golf, like when you have no shot or messed one up so you putt the ball in the other guys way, for example.

[disneyspy]

I thought there was defensive playing in golf, like when you have no shot or messed one up so you putt the ball in the other guys was, for example.

HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAA!!

[realmenhatelife]

Sports are a physical activity given narrative and all narrative is driven by conflict. So thats why 'fighting is the only true sport' even though I think people who say that sound dumb.

[realmenhatelife]

I thought there was defensive playing in golf, like when you have no shot or messed one up so you putt the ball in the other guys way, for example.

Defense in golf is when they keep the blacks and the jews from coming in the country club.

[hanso]

I thought there was defensive playing in golf, like when you have no shot or messed one up so you putt the ball in the other guys way, for example.

stymie

[sailor]

ya a golden gopher is nothing but a ground squirrel and a fucking pest,do you have any idea what a golden gopher can do to a golf course?!

We all saw that shitty movie.

[LeedsJr]

I thought there was defensive playing in golf, like when you have no shot or messed one up so you putt the ball in the other guys way, for example.


That's bumper pool. :laugh:

Seriously, though, when was the last time a PGA player did that?

And I am of the personal opinion that if you ain't hittin' someone, you ain't playin' defense.

[Misteriosa]

HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAA!!

They dont let "my kind" on golf course unless its for grounds keeping, so excuse me for not knowing golf.

[LeedsJr]

ya a golden gopher is nothing but a ground squirrel and a fucking pest,do you have any idea what a golden gopher can do to a golf course?!


I thought a golden gopher was just a gopher you had peed on...

[realmenhatelife]

They dont let "my kind" on golf course unless its for grounds keeping, so excuse me for not knowing golf.

Look who you're talking to.

[Misteriosa]

That's bumper pool. :laugh:

Seriously, though, when was the last time a PGA player did that?

And I am of the personal opinion that if you ain't hittin' someone, you ain't playin' defense.
Can't tell you the last time I saw a PGA game

[Misteriosa]

Look who you're talking to.

I know, that's why I thought it'd be obvious!

[disneyspy]

They dont let "my kind" on golf course unless its for grounds keeping, so excuse me for not knowing golf.

i thought you were joking,if your ball is in anothers way you have to "mark" it,usually you put a dime just behind your ball,if its directly in the other persons line to the hole you might use a putter length from your ball's placement to put down your coin or marker

[LeedsJr]

Can't tell you the last time I saw a PGA game

Since you called it a "game", no further explanation is necessary. :wink:

[disneyspy]

later sports

[hanso]

They dont let "my kind" on golf course unless its for grounds keeping, so excuse me for not knowing golf.

You knew it was just last used officially around 1952


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Its called a stymie.

[Dell]

HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAA!!

there used to be no "marking" your ball on the green and when the ball was in your way, you were stymied...I think it was a match play thing to do

[A.J.]

They dont let "my kind" on golf course unless its for grounds keeping, so excuse me for not knowing golf.

Keep the broads off of Augusta National!

[Dell]

You knew it was just last used officially around 1952


http://i42.tinypic.com/16geq2t.jpg
Its called a stymie.

there used to be no "marking" your ball on the green and when the ball was in your way, you were stymied...I think it was a match play thing to do

I think some know-it-all owes someone an apology...:happy:

[sailor]

They dont let "my kind" on golf course unless its for grounds keeping, so excuse me for not knowing golf.

They don't let women groundskeep, silly.

[realmenhatelife]

They don't let women groundskeep, silly.

They let them sell beer in tank tops.

[hanso]

there used to be no "marking" your ball on the green and when the ball was in your way, you were stymied...I think it was a match play thing to do

You take out a niblick or mashie and give them a how to.

[deliciousV]

They don't let "my kind" on golf course unless its for grounds keeping, so excuse me for not knowing golf.

99% of the courses you can't get on, I can't get on. It's about the money at most places, and my broke ass couldn't pass the credit check required to cut grass there.