Ron and Fez Listening Thread 12/2/13 - Down with us

[realmenhatelife]

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Rent's due, motherfuckers. Come get down with us on a slow monday. The future of the show, revealed?

[LeedsJr]

The future of the show, revealed?


I am sitting on the edge of my seat awaiting in breathless anticipation. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

I bought tights and they're actually really comfortable. They're wool and I wear shorts over them to ride my bike in the cold, so I could just as easily call them long johns.

[realmenhatelife]

I was actually just thinking I was in the mood to watch Fast and the Furious.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o checking in from home.

the migraines are kicking my ass this weekend.

also, did they bring up that walker was the passenger and not the driver?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I don't like wool up against my skin...it's itchy

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :o checking in from home.

the migraines are kicking my ass this weekend.

also, did they bring up that walker was the passenger and not the driver?

Yes but Fez is still finding him complicit.

[LeedsJr]

I was actually just thinking I was in the mood to watch Fast and the Furious.


Why? :huh:

[Recyclerz]

So I guess Fez's sympathy will be similarly under control for the people who died in the Metro North train crash because he is nothing if not logically consistent.

[realmenhatelife]

And Ron just said emphasize instead of empathize, ha.

Opie said Droid instead of Drone about 5 times this morning too.

[realmenhatelife]

Why? :huh:

I didn't have a lot going on.

[Misteriosa]

So I guess Fez's sympathy will be similarly under control for the people who died in the Metro North train crash because he is nothing if not logically consistent.
exactly..
And Ron just said emphasize instead of empathize, ha.

Opie said Droid instead of Drone about 5 times this morning too.

i thought i was buggin'

[realmenhatelife]

exactly..


i thought i was buggin'

He said it again.


Buggin? Misti going old school bronx on us.

[CountryBob]

you be tripping too.

[realmenhatelife]

you be tripping too.

And illin'. All of it.

[deliciousV]

Classic heal turn

[realmenhatelife]

Was Fez on Ebert's side when Ryan Dunn died?

[realmenhatelife]

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[LeedsJr]

Classic heal turn


So, is this the result of all of Ron's deep reflection last week? :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Oh this Thanksgiving story should be good.

[sailor]

Any word on the future of the show?

[Misteriosa]

he didnt even make it to bobby flays?! oh man.. :popcorn:

[deliciousV]

So, is this the result of all of Ron's deep reflection last week? :dry:

Yes, yes it is.

[realmenhatelife]

This third gender group is like 20 kids at a super liberal school in california, they're reporting it like all school applications will have a third gender category.



Oh and Ron did use a third gender pronoun when they interviewed someone, Genesis P Orridge or someone else who identifies as genderqueer.

[LeedsJr]

Yes, yes it is.


Well, then allow me to apologize and admit how wrong I was. What a truly stunning change of direction. :laugh:

[sailor]

And Ron just said emphasize instead of empathize, ha.

Opie said Droid instead of Drone about 5 times this morning too.

Opie was particularly aggravating this morn. Also, last week he was complaining that having to bring cheese and crackers was too difficult of a task for family thanksgiving. What a diva.

[sailor]

"Gender queer" is neutral?!

[sailor]

you be tripping too.

Straight up.

[sailor]

This third gender group is like 20 kids at a super liberal school in california, they're reporting it like all school applications will have a third gender category.



Oh and Ron did use a third gender pronoun when they interviewed someone, Genesis P Orridge or someone else who identifies as genderqueer.

So, can our southern posters get away with using "it" now?

[Misteriosa]

Oh this Thanksgiving story should be good.

http://i.imgur.com/aq4fhXe.gif

[sailor]

http://i.imgur.com/aq4fhXe.gif

What was the story?

[sailor]

You don't understand, she didn't want to get her picture taken, that's why she was right. Hahaha!

[disneyspy]

"Gender queer" is neutral?!

so you're saying you have no feelings about it one way or the other

[realmenhatelife]

Opie was particularly aggravating this morn. Also, last week he was complaining that having to bring cheese and crackers was too difficult of a task for family thanksgiving. What a diva.

My brother brought that up to me too, like cheese and crackers are the easiest thing you can bring whats the big deal?
And having to pay for two sets of photos with santa just because he had them take two sets of photos. Can you believe it?!?! But seriously, who doesn't know a little kid is going to scream when you give them to a santa.

"Gender queer" is neutral?!

I dont think gender queer is the standard either, thats just what was in the gawker article about this small club at the small school. I've heard other gendered and third gendered. It's their queer gendered more so than their gender is queer.

[realmenhatelife]

So, can our southern posters get away with using "it" now?

Actually as this movement gains traction I'll bet you will have someone who says they want to be called 'it.'

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They jumped right off of it, damn it. Maybe elaboration later in the show. But Fez' family did not make their bobby flay thanksgiving and I imagine his mother was throwing a fit.

[Misteriosa]

What was the story?

he hasnt spoken about it yet, but fez didnt make it to bobby flays for thanksgiving as planned.

[Dell]

I'm dumfounded by the different direction each of the guys are taking...didn't expect anything of this magnitude

if I can borrow a word from Opie this morning...PHENOMENAL

[sailor]

My brother brought that up to me too, like cheese and crackers are the easiest thing you can bring whats the big deal?
And having to pay for two sets of photos with santa just because he had them take two sets of photos. Can you believe it?!?! But seriously, who doesn't know a little kid is going to scream when you give them to a santa.



I dont think gender queer is the standard either, thats just what was in the gawker article about this small club at the small school. I've heard other gendered and third gendered. It's their queer gendered more so than their gender is queer.

Yeah, it would be one thing if they scrapped the first set and just retook the pic, but they got two sets of prints. PLUS, he's going with the "bad" one as their Christmas card, so it really isn't the bad one.

I think there was one other story, but I can't think of it now.

[LeedsJr]

Any word on the future of the show?


As expected, absolutely nothing is changing.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, it would be one thing if they scrapped the first set and just retook the pic, but they got two sets of prints. PLUS, he's going with the "bad" one as their Christmas card, so it really isn't the bad one.

I think there was one other story, but I can't think of it now.

Someone in Europe, I think Germany, just officially recognized the concept of a third gender. And then there's always a story where some canadian couple raises their kids in a totally gender neutral environment.

[sailor]

Someone in Europe, I think Germany, just officially recognized the concept of a third gender. And then there's always a story where some canadian couple raises their kids in a totally gender neutral environment.

Oh, I just meant opie being whiney.

[Dell]

I dont think gender queer is the standard either, thats just what was in the gawker article about this small club at the small school. I've heard other gendered and third gendered. It's their queer gendered more so than their gender is queer.


they refer to the person at work that had a sex change as "shim"...

[realmenhatelife]

I went out to see it on Thanksgiving to boot.

[realmenhatelife]

they refer to the person at work that had a sex change as "shim"...

Thaaaaaaat may be a bit insensitive.

[Dell]

I choked on my coffee when Ron said "booze hound putting the booze down?"...:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

they refer to the person at work that had a sex change as "shim"...

i think it would be better to refer to the person using the gender pronoun that fits the change in sex

[LeedsJr]

I choked on my coffee when Ron said "booze hound putting the booze down?"...:laugh:


I cracked up when Ron compared Fez to a golden retriever. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

Okay buddays, gonna mosey on over to the pub during the achingly dull interview. :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

i think it would be better to refer to the person using the gender pronoun that fits the change in sex

What if they just got the second set added on top like a duplex?

[Misteriosa]

interviews mean time for lunch. brb.

[Misteriosa]

What if they just got the second set added on top like a duplex?

then ask :o

[Dell]

i think it would be better to refer to the person using the gender pronoun that fits the change in sex, mr hr.

I've never worked in hr...and I agree


(btw, they put a single co-ed bathroom in the building during the transition because so many people were uptight with her using the single-gender bathrooms)

[sailor]

then ask :o

Hermy?

[realmenhatelife]

So for the first time since 2006 Sleater-Kinney played together on stage as part of a Pearl Jam show, covering Rockin in the Free World with members of Pearl Jam. If you're me, that's pretty major.

[LeedsJr]

So for the first time since 2006 Sleater-Kinney played together on stage as part of a Pearl Jam show, covering Rockin in the Free World with members of Pearl Jam. If you're me, that's pretty major.

I saw them open for Pearl Jam, then join them at the end for Hunger Strike and Rockin' in the Free World.
Damn good show.

[hanso]

Anyone buy anything today cyber Monday? I did but only out of need to have it.

[realmenhatelife]

Anyone buy anything today cyber Monday? I did but only out of need to have it.

I'm waiting for sexting Tuesday.





I bought stuff on Friday but more because I was off and running errands, not deal hunting.

[realmenhatelife]

In other music news the Pixies have gotten rid of Kim Deal's replacement already and need a new bass player. And Ron Reyes quit Black Flag likening Greg Ginn to someone who wanted to be treated as an infallible pope who demanded Reyes 'take sides' in Ginn's many personal battles.

[LeedsJr]

Judging by the thread, must be one whopper of an interview. :dry:

[hanso]

Ron said dressing dogs up...heard a new radio ad for pajama gram it includes dogs now.

[realmenhatelife]

I did not expect Fez to pretend to date Shelby for Thanksgiving.

[deliciousV]

who is the playlist today?

[A.J.]

Fez tried to hurt his Mom? :laugh:

[deliciousV]

I did not expect Fez to pretend to date Shelby for Thanksgiving.

they mentioned it on the new material they recorded on Thanksgiving day.

[disneyspy]

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[realmenhatelife]

they mentioned it on the new material they recorded on Thanksgiving day.

I missed that. Fez is a twisted guy.

[deliciousV]

Fez's perception of the night may not reflect reality

[LeedsJr]

who is the playlist today?


The first song was Audioslave.

[Warren Peace]

if Fez really wanted to hurt his mother, he should have given her the Whatley Air Mattress Maneuver.

[deliciousV]

The first song was Audioslave.

that's it, I knew I recognized the voice, I just couldn't place it.

[Lemieux66]

Holy shit Fez is just awful.

I could have had a thousand guesses and I never would have gone with fake gay date with Shelby to make mother sad at the holidays.

[jimmyolsenblues]

they mentioned it on the new material they recorded on Thanksgiving day.

Thanks,,,I missed the show.

[LeedsJr]

I did not expect Fez to pretend to date Shelby for Thanksgiving.


Who?

[LeedsJr]

Holy shit Fez is just awful.

I could have had a thousand guesses and I never would have gone with fake gay date with Shelby to make mother sad at the holidays.


Who?

[LeedsJr]

It figures they would do the Thanksgiving story while I'm still at the pub.

[A.J.]

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for Fez's meal.

I wonder what the hell his mother did to him when he was a child.

[realmenhatelife]

Old ladies love to complain. The last time we ever took my grandmother anywhere she abused the waitress so bad we swore off everywhere but the old country buffet.

[Dell]

It figures they would do the Thanksgiving story while I'm still at the pub.

like, what are the odds of that...:wink:

[LeedsJr]

like, what are the odds of that...:wink:


I guess you got me there.

[deliciousV]

somebody should tell Fez that he's just as cranky as he claims his mom is.

[CountryBob]

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Fez's moustache looks dirty - he needs to shave that shit off.

And whats up with the broad wearing the sunglasses at dinner?
BTW... how you doin - young blonde on the right ....
And Shelby looks gay

[Recyclerz]

somebody should tell Fez that he's just as cranky as he claims his mom is.

Crankier. At least his Mom has gotten some sausage.

[disneyspy]

i was doing some cyber monday shopping and at amazon a fucking bunch of doctor who shit was recommended to me cuz i bought a fez for our FFL,the sonic screwdriver did look pretty cool tho

[Misteriosa]

heh heh heh i think fez has had a crush on shelby this whole time and used this as an excuse to get a "date" with him.

holy heel.

[A.J.]

This story is great. Fez is insane.

[hanso]

i was doing some cyber monday shopping and at amazon a fucking bunch of doctor who shit was recommended to me cuz i bought a fez for our FFL,the sonic screwdriver did look pretty cool tho

That's where I bought my item.


" a fucking bunch of doctor" -.. say wha!

[sailor]

Fez's moustache looks dirty - he needs to shave that shit off.

And whats up with the broad wearing the sunglasses at dinner?
BTW... how you doin - young blonde on the right ....
And Shelby looks gay

Shelby kinda has a john waters thing going on.

[realmenhatelife]

heh heh heh i think fez has had a crush on shelby this whole time and used this as an excuse to get a "date" with him.

holy heel.

He does have those weird DSL's.

Those Mon Calamari DSL's.

[CountryBob]

He does have those weird DSL's.

same thing I noticed - lips like a girl.

[LeedsJr]

Fez's moustache looks dirty - he needs to shave that shit off.

And whats up with the broad wearing the sunglasses at dinner?
BTW... how you doin - young blonde on the right ....
And Shelby looks gay


Who?

[LeedsJr]

heh heh heh i think fez has had a crush on shelby this whole time and used this as an excuse to get a "date" with him.

holy heel.


Who?

[CountryBob]

Who?

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Shelby kinda has a john waters thing going on.


Who?

[Misteriosa]

Who?

http://media2.firstshowing.net/firstshowing/img7/spaceballs-darkhelmet-worried-tsr.jpg

WHO?!

[sailor]

Shelby's on first.

[LeedsJr]

Shelby's on first.


What?

[sailor]

What?

Ha! That worked but I think I should have gone with second. Nice save.

[LeedsJr]

This story is great. Fez is insane.


This break is EXACTLY why I still try and listen to this mostly awful show. :lol:

[Misteriosa]

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[sailor]

Fez's sister is no knowshon Moreno.

[LeedsJr]

Ha! That worked but I think I should have gone with second. Nice save.


I don't know...

[sailor]

"She takes it really, really hard." Ron let that one slip by.

[LeedsJr]

"She takes it really, really hard." Ron let that one slip by.

Yeah, but his timing on:

Fez: "She gets kinda crazy, possessive..."

Ron: "Wet?"

Was perfect! :lol:

[deliciousV]

Fez's moustache looks dirty - he needs to shave that shit off.

And whats up with the broad wearing the sunglasses at dinner?
BTW... how you doin - young blonde on the right ....
And Shelby looks gay

Bone marrow transplant side effect, I hope you feel good about yourself Mister.

[LeedsJr]

Holy shit, Pepper's Eff, Marry, Kill almost made me fall out of my chair. :lol:

[Recyclerz]

heh heh heh i think fez has had a crush on shelby this whole time and used this as an excuse to get a "date" with him.

holy heel.

Does anybody else remember the pretend date with Sheepy?

[realmenhatelife]

Bone marrow transplant side effect, I hope you feel good about yourself Mister.


Its not like he ruined her Thanksgiving.

[deliciousV]

Does anybody else remember the pretend date with Sheepy?

who?

[LeedsJr]

who?


Beat me to it. :lol:

[Dell]

That's where I bought my item.


" a fucking bunch of doctor" -.. say wha!

replaced my daughter's iPad at Apple Store...those price control nuts were only offering free shipping and engraving

[LeedsJr]

Hicks: "Most walruses look gay to me." :lol:

[Misteriosa]

Fez's moustache looks dirty - he needs to shave that shit off.

And whats up with the broad wearing the sunglasses at dinner?
BTW... how you doin - young blonde on the right ....
And Shelby looks gay

what sailor said! and also, when my migraines are acting up, i have to go around with my sunglasses.

youre just terrible.

[sailor]

replaced my daughter's iPad at Apple Store...those price control nuts were only offering free shipping and engraving

Heard they were giving out gift cards with purchases.

[hanso]

Hicks: "Most walruses look gay to me." :lol:

I Miss all these quips.

[deliciousV]

When Fez said "I presented myself in a gay way to my mother", it created images in my mind, bad bad images

[realmenhatelife]

Why didn't Fez just get some wheel chairs? I'll bet the hotel had them.

My grandfather really should be in a wheel chair most of the time, he's really unsteady on his feet and following him around making sure he doesn't tip over is nerve wracking, and I cant imagine Fez' mom is that bad. He's also pissed about needing help.

[disneyspy]

When Fez said "I presented myself in a gay way to my mother", it created images in my mind, bad bad images

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[realmenhatelife]

what sailor said! and also, when my migraines are acting up, i have to go around with my sunglasses.

youre just terrible.

But then how do people know when you're feeling superior?

[fezident]

Holy fuck I can not wait to listen to this show.

[LeedsJr]

Wow, Ron has some kind of healthy attitude towards women. :wacko:

[Misteriosa]

But then how do people know when you're feeling superior?

i pull the glasses down and sneer at you.

[Dell]

When Fez said "I presented myself in a gay way to my mother", it created images in my mind, bad bad images

like the Silence of the Lambs dance he did...I may use some hot metal to erase that part of my brain

[disneyspy]

hahhaa "what when on with the last gay relationship"

fez will say "he kept trying to put it in my ass"

[realmenhatelife]

i pull the glasses down and sneer at you.

Like this?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4d29xBZE1qbzqexo1_500.gif

[spoon]

ok, I'm lost on this one

who's this new chick? a new intern or one I've missed a few times over somehow?

she's quite the dirt mouth huh…and her views on what constitutes sex are hilarious

[LeedsJr]

ok, I'm lost on this one

who's this new chick? a new intern or one I've missed a few times over somehow?

she's quite the dirt mouth huh…and her views on what constitutes sex are hilarious


Intern Castro. You must have just missed her somehow, she's been on air a bunch of times.

[deliciousV]

ok, I'm lost on this one

who's this new chick? a new intern or one I've missed a few times over somehow?

she's quite the dirt mouth huh…and her views on what constitutes sex are hilarious

she's been there a while, can't think of her name, and her views on sex are the only thing hilarious about her.

[spoon]

nah, i remember the name plenty

thanks, I think I just didn't recognize the voice and whore she is

[spoon]

she's been there a while, can't think of her name, and her views on sex are the only thing hilarious about her.

this may be why I only took note now

you know Ron is trying to push her head under his desk, but HTG, Hard Rock and MLC keep getting in the way

[realmenhatelife]

Depends on the onions.

[CountryBob]

Bone marrow transplant side effect, I hope you feel good about yourself Mister.

what sailor said! and also, when my migraines are acting up, i have to go around with my sunglasses.

youre just terrible.

ohhhh :flush:

[realmenhatelife]

There's no way Kim Deal goes back to the pixies.

[realmenhatelife]

Not reading the article I find it very difficult to believe that texting outweighs all conversation and think it probably says that it outweighs phone conversations which is very believable.

[CountryBob]

im fascinated by good looking lesbians - ugly dykey looking ones don't cut it.

[Misteriosa]

Like this?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4d29xBZE1qbzqexo1_500.gif

exactly... :smoke:

[Dell]

im fascinated by good looking lesbians - ugly dykey looking ones don't cut it.

I'm fascinated with good looking women...and, average looking women...and, the rest of them too

[jennysmurf]

I'm fascinated with good looking women...and, average looking women...and, the rest of them too

Well, since you're very attractive to lesbians, you don't have to work for them.:happy:

[disneyspy]

Well, since you're very attractive to lesbians, you don't have to work for them.:happy:

you know who's attractive to lesbians? attractive lesbians

[jennysmurf]

you know who's attractive to lesbians? attractive lesbians

I'm too tired to slap you, so slap yourself.

[realmenhatelife]

im fascinated by good looking lesbians - ugly dykey looking ones don't cut it.

Pro tip, the more androgynous the lesbian the better the lesbian porn. They go AT IT.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm too tired to slap you, so slap yourself.

Hey Jenny, what do you call an award ceremony for old ladies?

[Dell]

I'm too tired to slap you, so slap yourself.

he slaps it alright...

[disneyspy]

Hey Jenny, what do you call an award ceremony for old ladies?

the smurfy's?

[realmenhatelife]

the smurfy's?

The Grammys.

[Dell]

The Grammys.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Rimshot.gif

[CountryBob]

Pro tip, the more androgynous the lesbian the better the lesbian porn. They go AT IT.

do women go wild over gay men sex like us guys go wild over lesbian sex?

[realmenhatelife]

do women go wild over gay men sex like us guys go wild over lesbian sex?

I know they like to see guys that actually have abs but I think it stops there.

[deliciousV]

do women go wild over gay men sex like us guys go wild over lesbian sex?

I've asked my wife this before, so this is her opinion, she doesn't claim to speak for all women. She says "it's amusing, and a waste of two perfectly good dicks"

[CountryBob]

I've asked my wife this before, so this is her opinion, she doesn't claim to speak for all women. She says "it's amusing, and a waste of two perfectly good dicks"

ha -

its so hot to see two sexy women go at it.

[fezident]

Balls.
Audible did not post a new episode For some reason.... it's a show from a year ago.

Can anybody please hook me up with an MP3?
I sure would appreciate it.