Ron and Fez listening Thread 12/5/13 - Get Better

[realmenhatelife]

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Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Maybe DMT really is the only way?

[realmenhatelife]

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Everyone imagine a healing blue light.

[drucifer]

I have beer & Jager in for this one. Can't wait.

(I bet I'm disappointed.)

[A.J.]

How soon do we get crying today? I'm thinking right off the bat.

[drucifer]

Dreading we'll get chirpy, fake Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

I have beer & Jager in for this one. Can't wait.

(I bet I'm disappointed.)

It isn't even lunch time yet.

[drucifer]

It isn't even lunch time yet.

I'm a foreigner. And disabled, like Radio Shark.

[realmenhatelife]

Still Crazy, how droll.

[A.J.]

Still Crazy, how droll.

Yet rather telling if you think about it.

[sailor]

Damn, knew the good shit was gonna be after the show. Hope we get to hear some of it.

[deliciousV]

I'm a foreigner. And disabled, like Radio Shark.

Crippled too high for crutches, like radio Shark?

[sailor]

Fez may not be in today.

[realmenhatelife]

So Fez had to stay home?

[Lemieux66]

Fez may not be in today.

And nothing of value was lost.

It's enraging to think of Fez in that meeting blaming fucking Chris.

[sailor]

And nothing of value was lost.

It's enraging to think of Fez in that meeting blaming fucking Chris.

He shouldn't be fucking Chris, regardless. Wacka-wacka.

[jimmyolsenblues]

So no pay off...Fez takes the day off...that's it?

[realmenhatelife]

He shouldn't be fucking Chris, regardless. Wacka-wacka.

Unless he's blaming that for pissing crooked.

[drucifer]

I'm thinking the unknown xmas gift was adjacent cemetery plots.

[sailor]

Ha, Ron got so uncomfortable with the "fez loves you" line. And he sadly didn't get better after Dave left.

[Dell]

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jon-stewart-popcorn.gif

[sailor]

Be great if fez attacks Tom Rhodes.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is gonna come in and throw all of Ron's shit out on the lawn.

[CountryBob]

finally can listen - howdy all

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

just tuned in. so ron is freaking out because he's finally been told that he is fez's work husbandt? :laugh:

[Dell]

Be great if fez attacks Tom Rhodes.

radio GOLD...I hope that's the plan

[Misteriosa]

btw, is fezzie in today? ron is talking like he isnt in the room, though that doesnt mean much :rolleyes:

[CountryBob]

well shit - gotta go and get Chinese food for lunch - anyone want an eggroll??

[realmenhatelife]

Its not far off to say that Fez thinks change is going to be the end of him. He's pathologically afraid of it, and any change is the annihilation of self for Fez. It's why he fights everyone who tries to make him better, he's petrified of losing his depression.

[Dell]

Fez is not in (yet)...and, I don't like the throw Chris under the bus component of this

[ihaveabadmonkey]

I'm thinking the unknown xmas gift was adjacent cemetery plots.

I bet it was something like this. (for the Soprano fans)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BavDiMICcAAral_.jpg:large

[hanso]

Maybe Fez calls in. Wonder what his excuse will be. Or where he calls from.

[Dell]

I bet it was something like this. (for the Soprano fans)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BavDiMICcAAral_.jpg:large

HA...I was thinking he had a portrait painted of the two of them, but this is probably more like it

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe Fez calls in. Wonder what his excuse will be. Or where he calls from.

It actually sounded like Ron might've kept him on the bench today, so no excuse needed.

[realmenhatelife]

http://gawker.com/benedict-cumberbatch-recites-r-kelly-lyrics-like-a-sex-1477117915

Uh oh, Misti.

[sailor]

It actually sounded like Ron might've kept him on the bench today, so no excuse needed.

Yeah, saying fez may get in later, but Ron don't know if it's a good idea.

[realmenhatelife]

But has an alcoholic ever said another person isn't an addict?

[realmenhatelife]

Sally Hawkins is great.

[jennysmurf]

http://gawker.com/benedict-cumberbatch-recites-r-kelly-lyrics-like-a-sex-1477117915

Uh oh, Misti.

This was in the comments section:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198gw8vff0cnepng/ku-medium.png

Maybe Misti already knows.....:unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

This was in the comments section:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198gw8vff0cnepng/ku-medium.png

Maybe Misti already knows.....:unsure:

I'm pretty sure the original line is 'drown(d) a toddler...'

[Lemieux66]

But has an alcoholic ever said another person isn't an addict?

Not on this channel, at least.

[hanso]

Sure it happens on Jimmy's advice show.

[realmenhatelife]

Lucky Yates aka Krieger was a semi regular on fucking Good Eats! Holy Shit!

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[Misteriosa]

This was in the comments section:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198gw8vff0cnepng/ku-medium.png

Maybe Misti already knows.....:unsure:
yes :wub:
I'm pretty sure the original line is 'drown(d) a toddler...'

and yes

[realmenhatelife]

Judaism is a religion, an ethnicity and a culture. Had that explained to me in 7th grade without a call from HTG.

[Misteriosa]

This was pretty awesome too:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198gtp2iofeyxjpg/original.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Also aborigines and native americans.

[A.J.]

This was pretty awesome too:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198gtp2iofeyxjpg/original.jpg

Engage!

[realmenhatelife]

State of Israel was meant to be an answer to the diaspora. Thats what thats about.

[drucifer]

"Juden" means a lot, too.

[realmenhatelife]

So Wild Flag just broke up, which is only going to fuel the fire of a possible return of Sleater-Kinney.

[Misteriosa]

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This is great. I'm giggling so much.

Eta:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198gw4rg0wt5zgif/ku-medium.gif

http://s.mlkshk.com/r/GHAS

[realmenhatelife]

People get very testy about the Israel thing.

[realmenhatelife]

Jewish girls love giving head is from The Believer.

[jennysmurf]

People get very testes about the Israel thing.

Ew.

[Dell]

Jewish girls love giving head is from The Believer.

I always thought that was attributed to Catholic girls...maybe it's geographically defined

[realmenhatelife]

I always thought that was attributed to Catholic girls...maybe it's geographically defined

I think dumb guys are generally just surprised that any woman likes giving head.

[Dell]

Ew.

they don't all look like spy's pictures...

[Dell]

I think dumb guys are generally just surprised that any woman likes giving head.

this dumb guy is surprised that girls would do anything with a guy...yuck

[jennysmurf]

they don't all look like spy's pictures...

:laugh:

[drucifer]

Ronnie & Fezzie up a tree...

[realmenhatelife]

this dumb guy is surprised that girls would do anything with a guy...yuck

I cant believe anyone can squat comfortably so I find oral sex and baseball catchers equally mystifying.

[sailor]

Engage!

Should have gone with a docking joke.

[Misteriosa]

I cant believe anyone can squat comfortably so I find oral sex and baseball catchers equally mystifying.

ive been a baseball catcher and played capoeira for many years. it is possible.

[A.J.]

Should have gone with a docking joke.

Picard is no fag.

[sailor]

Judaism is a religion, an ethnicity and a culture. Had that explained to me in 7th grade without a call from HTG.

There's still much confusion/disagreement over it, even within the Jewish community.

[jennysmurf]

ive been a baseball catcher and played capoeira for many years. it is possible.

You know what you're doing to these guys, don't you?:wink:

[sailor]

Picard is no fag.

Could have sworn he was a Brit.

[jennysmurf]

Picard is no fag.

Now that Fezzie's gone, you feel like you can just throw that word around? Too soon.

[sailor]

I think dumb guys are generally just surprised that any woman likes giving head.

And then they throw out those lines about Jewish or catholic girls like they think it's a bad thing. Guys is stupid.

[Misteriosa]

You know what you're doing to these guys, don't you?:wink:

Of course! :smoke:

(actually no. i had to stop listening for a bit. what is the topic?)

[TimTimSalabim]

Could have sworn he was a Brit.

Then he probably enjoys a fag every now and then.

[furie]

this has been a long time coming

I'm sad to say it, but it'll be the Ron Bennington show in 2014

[jennysmurf]

Of course! :smoke:

(actually no. i had to stop listening for a bit. what is the topic?)

Ha! I meant that by mentioning the squatting thing. You'll get them all in a tizzy. It doesn't take much, you know. :happy:

[sailor]

Ha! I meant that by mentioning the squatting thing. You'll get them all in a tizzy. It doesn't take much, you know. :happy:

You hush.

[deliciousV]

Ha! I meant that by mentioning the squatting thing. You'll get them all in a tizzy. It doesn't take much, you know. :happy:

it gives us ......images

[realmenhatelife]

ive been a baseball catcher and played capoeira for many years. it is possible.

Only a fool would doubt the strength of your thighs.

[realmenhatelife]

And then they throw out those lines about Jewish or catholic girls like they think it's a bad thing. Guys is stupid.

In Asia it's probably Zoroastrian girls.

You know who gives great head? Taoist chicks.

All the Sikh honeys suck that diyuk.

[jennysmurf]

You hush.

it gives us ......images

I think you are the one who should be hushing, sailor.

[sailor]

I think you are the one who should be hushing, sailor.

HUSH, I SAID!!

[Misteriosa]

In Asia it's probably Zoroastrian girls.

You know who gives great head? Taoist chicks.

All the Sikh honeys suck that diyuk.

what a reference..

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Hideous+people.+Very+funny+though+Died+laughing+_0 481f520db5cd8c7c651ec593df6f72d.gif

[jennysmurf]

HUSH, I SAID!!

I will not! Good day, sir!

[sailor]

I will not! Good day, sir!

I can't hear you, meddler.

[deliciousV]

I have my TV muted on the Golf channel and there's an LPGA event on, did anybody know there was a girl John Daly?

[realmenhatelife]

They're talking about Pips in the past tense. Pips is gone?

[realmenhatelife]

Oh shit maybe they can hire shelby now.

[sailor]

Oh shit maybe they can hire shelby now.

Who?

[A.J.]

HUSH, I SAID!!

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[deliciousV]

Who?

if you're gonna do that, why not go the whole way and bitch about Hard Rock boring?

[drucifer]

Pepper, Dave or Joe for producer?

[jennysmurf]

I can't hear you, meddler.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o198/Vanderlin/i-said-good-day-sir.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Who?

Peter lorre from bugs bunny cartoons.

[Recyclerz]

what a reference..

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Hideous+people.+Very+funny+though+Died+laughing+_0 481f520db5cd8c7c651ec593df6f72d.gif


Zoroastrian gals are credited with first using "Oh God" instead of "Oh Gods"

[sailor]

if you're gonna do that, why not go the whole way and bitch about Hard Rock boring?

I'm just picking up the slack.

[thepaulo]

Oh shit maybe they can hire shelby now.

Maybe they could hire.......let me think..........????????.....It's coming to me..........wait........

[thepaulo]

Maybe they could hire.......let me think..........????????.....It's coming to me..........wait........

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dell]

HUSH, I SAID!!

she's typing...

[drucifer]

I always assumed PaulO would be dead before Fez, but the bet was made & I can't change now.

Stent out.

[jennysmurf]

Maybe they could hire.......let me think..........????????.....It's coming to me..........wait........

http://carolcassara.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/church_lady_could_it_be_satan.jpg

[sailor]

Obamas balls?!

And why do all these callers feel the need to say when they listened from?

[RADIO-SHARK]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ditto!!

[thepaulo]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, CUNTASS, WHORE BASTARDS!!!!!!

[deliciousV]

HUSH, I SAID!!

keep it down down

[jennysmurf]

MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, CUNTASS, WHORE BASTARDS!!!!!!

Language!

[Dell]

MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, CUNTASS, WHORE BASTARDS!!!!!!

so, you're saying you want Chris' job...

[deliciousV]

ditto!!

you're gonna have to provide ID and pass a background check

[thepaulo]

so, you're saying you want Chris' job...

I want it to be the Paulo and Rono show!

[sailor]

keep it down down

311 is a joke.

[sailor]

Why is this jerk (the caller) doing an advice show without fez there?

[realmenhatelife]

311 is a joke.

And yet Sublime gets all this love. Where is the justice?

[RADIO-SHARK]

you're gonna have to provide ID and pass a background check

that pertains to only Ham and Eggers.

[hanso]

Wanted to speculate on the Xmas present but it would be made into a mod quote.

[sailor]

And yet Sublime gets all this love. Where is the justice?

It was more of a public enemy reference.

[jennysmurf]

Wanted to speculate on the Xmas present but it would be made into a mod quote.

Just put it in quotes. I promise to honor it. Really. :innocent:

[A.J.]

What Ron is talking about now is part of the reason why Don and Mike failed on WNEW: it was too much of a local show.

There are still a few: the morning show in Baltimore on 98 Rock, Chaz and A.J. back home in CT on 99.1 WPLR.

[jennysmurf]

It was more of a public enemy reference.

I got it. I'm not proud, but I got it.

[deliciousV]

311 is a joke.

I was thinking of Til Tuesday, Voices Carry

[sailor]

I got it. I'm not proud, but I got it.

Girls ain't got no use for no pride.

[jennysmurf]

I was thinking of Til Tuesday, Voices Carry

Dang it, I got that one too.

[hanso]

It was more of a public enemy reference.

Daran Daran covered it and I was going that route also.

[jennysmurf]

Girls ain't got no use for no pride.

Stop it.

[realmenhatelife]

It was more of a public enemy reference.

Down was a big 311 song, so when you said down down...


I called 3-1-1 a long time ago.

[drucifer]

Can Crazy Jen call back in now?

[sailor]

Down was a big 311 song, so when you said down down...


I called 3-1-1 a long time ago.

I never said (or typed) down down.

[hanso]

What Ron is talking about now is part of the reason why Don and Mike failed on WNEW: it was too much of a local show.

There are still a few: the morning show in Baltimore on 98 Rock, Chaz and A.J. back home in CT on 99.1 WPLR.

Paul and Ron started not that long after Ron and Ron and are still going strong here.

[RADIO-SHARK]

Wanted to speculate on the Xmas present but it would be made into a mod quote.a bus ticket for Fez would be nice

[sailor]

Stop it.

Make me. Bully.

[realmenhatelife]

I never said (or typed) down down.

well delv said it.

[deliciousV]

Down was a big 311 song, so when you said down down...


I called 3-1-1 a long time ago.

I said down down, he had said "hush" twice

♫hush hush, keep it down down, voices carry♫

[sailor]

well delv said it.

I'd ask Jenny to explain it, but she's all angry.

[hanso]

a bus ticket for Fez would be nice

What I had in mind two people ride. >> lol batman/robin Sig came up on this post<<

[jennysmurf]

Make me. Bully.

I don't make monkeys, I train them.

[jennysmurf]

I'd ask Jenny to explain it, but she's all angry.

Who's angry? I feel great!:annoyed:

[sailor]

I said down down, he had said "hush" twice

♫hush hush, keep it down down, voices carry♫

And I tied "down" to 311 and melded that with the PE song.

[deliciousV]

I don't make monkeys, I train them.

and then they make it rain poop

[jennysmurf]

and then they make it rain poop

:lol: I love it when things come full-circle.

[sailor]

I don't make monkeys, I train them.

Bully, not monkey.

[sailor]

:lol: I love it when things come full-circle.

Jerk.

[CountryBob]

you two need to get a room already

[drucifer]

Tom Rhodes could do a live read for cocaine.

[jennysmurf]

you two need to get a room already

He does have lovely blue eyes, but it would be very angry sex.

[Dell]

it's really nice when Ron has a conversation with a guest...like this and Big Jay

I also like his interviews, but I prefer the conversation...

[deliciousV]

Tom Rhodes is on the air, somewhere Fez is listening, applying way too much lipstick, and cutting himself, just a little.

[Dell]

you two need to get a room already

yeah, like a bathroom or sumptin...

[sailor]

He does have lovely blue eyes, but it would be very angry sex.

It's what I do.

[jennysmurf]

It's what I do.

Meh. There are worse things.

[spoon]

where the fuck is leeds?

i need a beer during this

[spoon]

Tom Rhodes is on the air, somewhere Fez is listening, applying way too much lipstick, and cutting himself, just a little.

projecting huh?

[sailor]

Meh. There are worse things.

A direct quote from my wife this morning...

[spoon]

it's really nice when Ron has a conversation with a guest...like this and Big Jay

I also like his interviews, but I prefer the conversation...

so what part of "Is there anything you care about, not care about?" that is the form everyone kisses Ron's ass about with his interviews?

he's ok, but come on

[CountryBob]

Can we go ahead and update the homepage with a new picture?

[CountryBob]

I don't think I have ever heard of this guy before - Tom who?

[sailor]

Can we go ahead and update the homepage with a new picture?

Suggestions are always welcome. Save it in the website pics and send me the info.

[Lemieux66]

Good news for Jameis and anyone who doesn't want an SEC team to sneak into the championship game.

[CountryBob]

Suggestions are always welcome. Save it in the website pics and send me the info.

thanks - but that means work for me :sad:

Maybe its time for a pic of Ron for awhile....

[spoon]

I don't think I have ever heard of this guy before - Tom who?

Suggestions are always welcome. Save it in the website pics and send me the info.

no no, the show on xm 202 sirus 197 is better anyway

why would we ever update things here? it's like the tombstone of the show…just check out all the LOCKED sticky threads! funny shit

[Lemieux66]

thanks - but that means work for me :sad:

Maybe its time for a pic of Ron for awhile....

Someone needs to ask Hicks to snap a pic of Ron & Rhodes.

[Dell]

Can we go ahead and update the homepage with a new picture?

Patrice O'Neil would be nice...

[spoon]

that's about as current…nice choice

[CountryBob]

Patrice O'Neil would be nice...

Patrice is always a good choice in my book

that's about as current…nice choice

haha - Spoon made me laugh

[sailor]

Patrice O'Neil would be nice...

Cut it...

[realmenhatelife]

Robert Oppenheimer was good.

[hanso]

Forgot to pause the show what is the list?

Just heard pepper say what it is nvm.

[Dell]

Cut it...

at least one person remembered...HA

[Dell]

it's probably just me...but, I keep waiting for Tom to quit talking or start scream-cry at a caller

[hanso]

Fezzie's therapist is not making the list.

[TimTimSalabim]

Ok, audition's over. Next.

[CountryBob]

The Ron and Country Bob show sounds pretty good.

On second though, no it doesn't

[CountryBob]

sad

[TimTimSalabim]

I thought comedians were supposed to be funny. This guy is more depressing than Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure Fez is just thrilled to have Troy doing promos that the Fez Breakdown is part of the worst of the week show.

[Lemieux66]

Sister dead from cancer, father killed by a drunk driver... and still more together than Fez after a bad ride on the subway.

[A.J.]

Sister dead from cancer, father killed by a drunk driver... and still more together than Fez after a bad ride on the subway.

Good point.

[deliciousV]

I'm sure Fez is just thrilled to have Troy doing promos that the Fez Breakdown is part of the worst of the week show.

caught that, maybe bit insensitive.

[realmenhatelife]

Horse shit on two counts.

We dont kill out own meat because it's impractical for us all to raise and slaughter fucking livestock and when you transition to a commerce based society the whole point of it is jobs become specialized so they can become more advanced. If we all had to kill chickens every day no one would have time to design fucking podcasting equipment.

And 'we send our old people away to die' is one way to look at it, or you could say that people choose advanced medical care to prolong their lives and the nature of our society does not afford the kind of dedication it takes to provide serious elder care. We're not putting people on fucking ice flows, my 63 year old father that needs a double knee replacement cant prop up his two 90 year old parents and I cant quit my job to do it for him. Nor does my grandmother want her grown son wiping her ass.

Rhodes you long hair.

[drucifer]

Well, at least I have my Jager for Friday's show - The Feztinction.

[A.J.]

And 'we send our old people away to die' is one way to look at it, or you could say that people choose advanced medical care to prolong their lives and the nature of our society does not afford the kind of dedication it takes to provide serious elder care. We're not putting people on fucking ice flows, my 63 year old father that needs a double knee replacement cant prop up his two 90 year old parents and I cant quit my job to do it for him. Nor does my grandmother want her grown son wiping her ass.

No, he's right. I already told my mother I'm getting Power of Attorney and throwing her ass in Shady Pines when the time comes.

[sailor]

Horse shit on two counts.

We dont kill out own meat because it's impractical for us all to raise and slaughter fucking livestock and when you transition to a commerce based society the whole point of it is jobs become specialized so they can become more advanced. If we all had to kill chickens every day no one would have time to design fucking podcasting equipment.

And 'we send our old people away to die' is one way to look at it, or you could say that people choose advanced medical care to prolong their lives and the nature of our society does not afford the kind of dedication it takes to provide serious elder care. We're not putting people on fucking ice flows, my 63 year old father that needs a double knee replacement cant prop up his two 90 year old parents and I cant quit my job to do it for him. Nor does my grandmother want her grown son wiping her ass.

Rhodes you long hair.

Yeah. (Wrong words by dumb me)

[realmenhatelife]

No, he's right. I already told my mother I'm getting Power of Attorney and throwing her ass in Shady Pines when the time comes.

Do you know how expensive Shady Pines is?

[A.J.]

Do you know how expensive Shady Pines is?

More expensive than Green Grove?

[sailor]

Be great if fez attacks Tom Rhodes.

Just heard Friday's show, funny the nature boy shitting on Rhodes.

[spoon]

was it, bc i didn't find it funny…just like Rhodes