Ron and Fez Listening Thread 12/11/13 - Buck Up

[realmenhatelife]

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Two of a similar theme going out to Ron.

Staff meeting at 11, hopefully a brief one. I'll be with ya'll directly.

[sailor]

I think presently sounds classier.

[realmenhatelife]

Jay Oakerson and Jenny Hutt today, and is it Molly too or is she later?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

online player has over a four minute delay...has Ron showed his daddy hand yet?

[LeedsJr]

Jay Oakerson and Jenny Hutt today, and is it Molly too or is she later?


I think Molly is Friday.

[LeedsJr]

Staff meeting at 11, hopefully a brief one. I'll be with ya'll directly.


I just got out of an hour-long staff meeting. Ugh. At least there were bagels.

[LeedsJr]

moaning buddays...:bye:

online player has over a four minute delay...has Ron showed his daddy hand yet?


I just started listening, but Ron sounds in a much better mood today. So does Fez, for that matter.

Sounds like they're in a different studio or something?

[LeedsJr]

Unscreened call later! :clap:

[LeedsJr]

4inaR!

[Dell]

just back from the interwebs...a text told me to get more info on RG3 benching

edit: oops...

[LeedsJr]

The constantly ringing phone is cracking me up. :laugh:

[disneyspy]

just back from the interwebs...a text told me to get more info on RG3 benching

edit: oops...

just ask your daughter,isnt she friends with cousins? (calm down c-bob)

[LeedsJr]

No big Jay, no Jenny Hutt, and Fez having fun with the studio snafu?

It's like Christmas come early! :clap:

[disneyspy]

man i hope shanahan is still coaching the redskins in 2 weeks

[LeedsJr]

Action Park was awesome!

And it was 80's-90's.

I went there all through high school and college.

[disneyspy]

Action Park was awesome!

And it was 80's-90's.

I went there all through high school and college.

CALL THE SHOW! before hardrock jonny so we can compare you two

[A.J.]

I remember the ads for Action Park but we went to Great Adventure instead.

[realmenhatelife]

Did Jay and Jenny cancel?

[sailor]

Action Park was awesome!

And it was 80's-90's.

I went there all through high school and college.

I think spoon bumped the action park thread yesterday.

[sailor]

I remember the ads for Action Park but we went to Great Adventure instead.

Action park was more fun.

[realmenhatelife]

I like the idea as Fez is the announcer. That would be a good way to segue.

[Dell]

just ask your daughter,isnt she friends with cousins? (calm down c-bob)

she is, but not privy to that type of intel...

[LeedsJr]

I think spoon bumped the action park thread yesterday.

Yeah, I read through it. I really did love that place.

[sailor]

I like the idea as Fez is the announcer. That would be a good way to segue.

Your a poet.

[LeedsJr]

Action park was more fun.


No comparison.

[LeedsJr]

Your a poet.


Did he know it?

[realmenhatelife]

I prefer to think of myself as a cunning linguist.

[Dell]

the scientific term for sneezing is sternutation...#916

[sailor]

Did he know it?

Outlook not so good

[LeedsJr]

That's not me on the phone.

I never made it to the bottom of the Alpine Slide.

There was a brake handle in the middle of the sled you rode, push forward to go faster, pull back to slow down.

I used to just grab the handles on the side of the sled and jam the brake handle all the way forward with my foot until I hit a turn too fast and flew off the track. :tongue:

[disneyspy]

when i sent the fez to get signed to the buddays it sat in the mailroom for like 3 days

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't this essentially Andy Richter?

[sailor]

That's not me on the phone.

I never made it to the bottom of the Alpine Slide.

There was a brake handle in the middle of the sled you rode, push forward to go faster, pull back to slow down.

I used to just grab the handles on the side of the sled and jam the brake handle all the way forward with my foot until I hit a turn too fast and flew off the track. :tongue:

Alpine slide was the fucking best.

[LeedsJr]

Why is Janice still giggling in the background??

She really has become the female Hard Rock Boring.

[sailor]

Why is Janice still giggling in the background??

She really has become the female Hard Rock Boring.

She looks amazing now that she's dropped all that weight.

[LeedsJr]

Alpine slide was the fucking best.


Remember the Cannonball?

For the uninitiated, it was a tube water slide that went underground, so it was pitch black, then hit a 90 degree turn, then shot you out 15 feet above a mountain spring that was surrounded by trees, so the water was like 50 degrees.

[Dell]

She looks amazing now that she's dropped all that weight.

I get that one...:happy:

[Dell]

went to get some Maryland Crab Soup, so on a longer delay...I really hope they let us know when and where they are moving the show

[Dell]

drownding...:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

I can't believe how different the show sounds today. Maybe they should move to a different studio every day. :thumbup:

[Dell]

I can't believe how different the show sounds today. Maybe they should move to a different studio every day. :thumbup:

change is good...change is good

[LeedsJr]

That guy talking about girls losing their tops reminded me of the Kamikaze, which was a 7 story water slide.

They had bleachers at the end of the pool at the bottom, because when the girls would hit the water, they would lose their tops. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

The cliff dive did have someone sitting at the top telling people when it was safe to jump, but everyone ignored him.

[Misteriosa]

just able to check in. work computer is acting really weird.

heard ron talking about a fire?! :huh:

also action park always brings memories of horribly skinned knees and elbows to mind :shudder:

[disneyspy]

That guy talking about girls losing their tops reminded me of the Kamikaze, which was a 7 story water slide.

They had bleachers at the end of the pool at the bottom, because when the girls would hit the water, they would lose their tops. :laugh:

when i worked at disney we had an area party at wet n wild and i went down "the worlds fastest tallest water slide" called the kamikaze head first(which was against the rules) and a whole group of my co workers were at the bottom when i stood up and yelled and they all started laughing cuz i had lost my shorts,so embarassing

[Dell]

That guy talking about girls losing their tops reminded me of the Kamikaze, which was a 7 story water slide.

They had bleachers at the end of the pool at the bottom, because when the girls would hit the water, they would lose their tops. :laugh:

decapitation is no laughing matter...they should have closed that damn park before they did

[Dell]

when i worked at disney we had an area party at wet n wild and i went down "the worlds fastest tallest water slide" called the kamikaze head first(which was against the rules) and a whole group of my co workers were at the bottom when i stood up and yelled and they all started laughing cuz i had lost my shorts,so embarassing

why would that be embarrassing...oh, shrinkage?

[disneyspy]

why would that be embarrassing...oh, shrinkage?

I WAS IN THE POOL!

[realmenhatelife]

just able to check in. work computer is acting really weird.

heard ron talking about a fire?! :huh:

also action park always brings memories of horribly skinned knees and elbows to mind :shudder:

More innocent times, as if any of you ladies complained about skinned knees now we'd all make assumptions....




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[realmenhatelife]

Turns out Hicks isn't a centaur, he's a mogwi.

[deliciousV]

Your a poet.

or "you're" , depending on your level of education.

[LeedsJr]

Turns out Hicks isn't a centaur, he's a mogwi.


the kid from the Jungle Book? :unsure:

[Dell]

or "you're" , depending on your level of education.

or "yoor"

[realmenhatelife]

This song is good. So is Hot Knife. But Jesus how about an upbeat playlist?

[disneyspy]

i friggin love unscreened phone calls

[Misteriosa]

"when you eat the peanuts out mah shyyyyuuuut!"

that caller made me laugh so hard :lol:

[LeedsJr]

"when you eat the peanuts out mah shyyyyuuuut!"

that caller made me laugh so hard :lol:


I liked the one that wanted to order some Mrs. Fields cookies. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Ice Cream phonecalls I'll have a scoop of coffee and a scoop of peanut butter.

[Dell]

Time Person of the Year, Pope Francis...hee hee, that's a girl's name

[realmenhatelife]

Time Person of the Year, Pope Francis...hee hee, that's a girl's name

Never met a Francis that didn't go by Frank.

[Dell]

Never met a Francis that didn't go by Frank.

if you call me Francis, I'll kill you...

[hanso]

i friggin love unscreened phone calls

Ron is Mr. chuckles over it. He should do it more often.

[A.J.]

Never met a Francis that didn't go by Frank.

I grew up with two. It was odd.

[Dell]

I grew up with two. It was odd.

most guys do...and, that's an even number

[jennysmurf]

most guys do...and, that's an even number

He means balls.

[LeedsJr]

most guys do...and, that's an even number

YOU'RE an even number!

[jennysmurf]

YOU'RE an even number!

You're an angry drunk.

[LeedsJr]

You're an angry drunk.


Actually, I'm a pretty cheerful drunk. And I haven't even had a drink yet today. I'm waiting for the Champions League games at 2:45.

[deliciousV]

You're an angry drunk.

But unlike Sailor, he knows the difference between "your" and "you're"

[sailor]

That guy talking about girls losing their tops reminded me of the Kamikaze, which was a 7 story water slide.

They had bleachers at the end of the pool at the bottom, because when the girls would hit the water, they would lose their tops. :laugh:

Basically what happened to katie perry, no?

[Dell]

He means balls.

you said balls...:happy:

[jennysmurf]

But unlike Sailor, he knows the difference between "your" and "you're"

Sailor's dumb.

[Dell]

Basically what happened to katie perry, no?

that may have broken your own record...

[jennysmurf]

Actually, I'm a pretty cheerful drunk. And I haven't even had a drink yet today. I'm waiting for the Champions League games at 2:45.

Ah, so that's why you're crabby.

[LeedsJr]

Ah, so that's why you're crabby.


I am getting pretty thirsty...

[jennysmurf]

you said balls...:happy:

Yeah, I did.

[sailor]

or "you're" , depending on your level of education.

Ha! Stoopid, looser phone.

[realmenhatelife]

"Wanted to give a shout out to hockey" was funny.


Is it shard that keeps getting on about disney characters?

[sailor]

Ha, what those Stewarts can do with eggs.

[Dell]

Ha, what those Stewarts can do with eggs.

just got to that part...HA

I'll have to give the buddays a solid A for the first half of today's show...

[sailor]

just got to that part...HA

I'll have to give the buddays a solid A for the first half of today's show...

Crazy. I was even listening on my phone. Or did you pause the show?

[Dell]

Crazy. I was even listening on my phone. Or did you pause the show?

paused it...my on-line player says I'm at 1:29, so actually hearing 1:25 material now

edit: the time has been off on this site for a couple days...does anyone know a mod or administrator?

[realmenhatelife]

Rons aargument is shitty. The way you die from sugar and booze is not the way you can also die from heroin.

[LeedsJr]

Rons aargument is shitty. The way you die from sugar and booze is not the way you can also die from heroin.


I like hearing him talk about drugs almost as much as I like hearing him talk about bullying.

[realmenhatelife]

And the real problem is we punish drug users the same as dealers. For example you regulate snake oil salesmen not their customers.

[jennysmurf]

edit: the time has been off on this site for a couple days...does anyone know a mod or administrator?

Not any with any actual power or knowledge to do anything around here. :dry:

[TimTimSalabim]

Maybe the time on this site is correct and the rest of the world is off.

[hanso]

Hah i thought of this song...yes I'm behind and will have to pause again soon.

Did the song go to break? OK no it didn't NVM

[sailor]

Not any with any actual power or knowledge to do anything around here. :dry:

Ha, you're talking about yourself!!

[LeedsJr]

just got to that part...HA

I'll have to give the buddays a solid A for the first half of today's show...


Jenny the Hutt kind of derailed things a bit.

[jennysmurf]

Ha, you're talking about yourself!!

Exactly! None of us know nothing bout nothing around here. We ain't got no power over nothin, either.

[Dell]

Maybe the time on this site is correct and the rest of the world is off.

damn...that just blew what was left of my damaged brain

[Dell]

just got to Fezzy ripping a gasser...it's been a long while since fart humor made me laugh

[Melk]

I like hearing him talk about drugs almost as much as I like hearing him talk about bullying.

Wanting to escape your hometown with angst and hostility is a natural thing. If you want to stay in your home town for your entire life you're pretty much mentally ill.

What other ridiculous things does Ron say?

[deliciousV]

So Spy is one of the 13 lucky guys who banged ole 9 fingers?

[LeedsJr]

Wanting to escape your hometown with angst and hostility is a natural thing. If you want to stay in your home town for your entire life you're pretty much mentally ill.

What other ridiculous things does Ron say?


Well, in the very next breath he could say that mental illness doesn't really exist and is a made-up problem. And if anyone tried to explain the psychology, or in some cases physiology, of different mental illnesses, he would reply with his standard, "That doesn't even make sense!" :laugh:

[Dell]

So Spy is one of the 13 lucky guys who banged ole 9 fingers?

looking forward to getting to this part of the show...:popcorn:

[LeedsJr]

The pirate feed just shit the bed, and Champions League starts in 5 minutes, so...

Off to the pub! :drunk:

[Dell]

Well, in the very next breath he could say that mental illness doesn't really exist and is a made-up problem. And if anyone tried to explain the psychology, or in some cases physiology, of different mental illnesses, he would reply with his standard, "That doesn't even make sense!" :laugh:

our former Center Director said we were the smartest bunch of people you could put a fence around until we were presented with something we didn't like, then "we couldn't understand it"...both are kindred ways to cut off discussion

[realmenhatelife]

It's nice to have a fun jenny for a change.

[Dell]

It's nice to have a fun jenny for a change.

refreshing...

[jennysmurf]

It's nice to have a fun jenny for a change.

:tongue:

[jennysmurf]

refreshing...

:tongue: To you too.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh go on a hike.

[jennysmurf]

Oh go on a hike.

Can't. Gots work to do.

[sailor]

From early in the show "it hasn't been pierced"?! Ha!

[deliciousV]

Jenny the Hutt kind of derailed things a bit.

This I don't get, people want the old R&F back? This is exactly what the old show was, admittedly it wasn't another radio host, it was mostly listeners, but it was always Ron and Fez fucking with them. I know Fez backed off a bit when Jenny got there, but he did have some funny lines, and Ron was hilarious with her, and BL.
People forget that this show was never a comedian driven show, most guests were listeners, and they were perfect fodder for the kind of banter we heard today. I know Fez was already degrading, but moving to the secure Sirius studio made it much harder to get listeners in, making Fez become completely useless.

[LeedsJr]

I'm not a Jenny the Hutt basher. I usually enjoy when she comes in.
I just thought the buddays had a nice energy and flow going in the conversation early, then things got choppy and disjointed with Jenny. Even with BL added in.

[Dell]

This I don't get, people want the old R&F back? This is exactly what the old show was, admittedly it wasn't another radio host, it was mostly listeners, but it was always Ron and Fez fucking with them. I know Fez backed off a bit when Jenny got there, but he did have some funny lines, and Ron was hilarious with her, and BL.
People forget that this show was never a comedian driven show, most guests were listeners, and they were perfect fodder for the kind of banter we heard today. I know Fez was already degrading, but moving to the secure Sirius studio made it much harder to get listeners in, making Fez become completely useless.

that's how I remember the show as well...funny people poking funny people

Gvac told me one of his favorite hanging out times was the Thanksgiving show where they kept talking with an increasingly stoned (and hilarious) Spandy Man...he said off air Spandy Man was just as funny off air as on air

I'm just now listening to the BL part and I am enjoying it...:smile:

(just heard the 13 people reference...:laugh:)

[Melk]

that's how I remember the show as well...funny people poking funny people

Gvac told me one of his favorite hanging out times was the Thanksgiving show where they kept talking with an increasingly stoned (and hilarious) Spandy Man...he said off air Spandy Man was just as funny off air as on air

I'm just now listening to the BL part and I am enjoying it...:smile:

(just heard the 13 people reference...:laugh:)
I think Spandy has been on 3 episodes of "Ron & Fez" abs he is still quite memorable.
To be honest, throwing his vegan baked ziti in the trash was, as Franklin seemed to think, taking it a little too far.

[fezident]

As usual... I'm a few days behind.
But here's my two cents.

Holy shit I hate when Hutt is in studio.
Ron is never more annoying than when there is a female in the studio. He works soooo hard at being "on". Literally every sentence out of his mouth is a line. A joke. A jab. A bit. Whatever. It's maddening.
Add to that, that Jenny Hutt is feverishly trying to be cool whenever she's in there with Ron... and it's a recipe for disaster.

I almost NEVER skip a break. No matter who is in there... I listen to the show. The only time I skipped a break was when all that shit was going on with Mafia Life Chris and Fred Brooklyn. (some nonsense with a van or whatever)
Maaaybe there was one other time that I had to punch out.

These breaks with Hutt are skip-worthy. It's just bad radio. There's no point of view. It's just lines & gags & teasing for minute after minute after minute.


Okay.
Rant over.

[sailor]

I like the hutt segments. There's no arguing taste as misti would say.

[fezident]

You know what, Sailor...

you're a dipsy doodler!!!!

[jennysmurf]

You know what, Sailor...

you're a dipsy doodler!!!!

Yes he is!