Ron and Fez Listening Thread 1/22/14 - You Got It

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

The sun is out. Lets get in a good mood. ACDC = so good they dont dare call it classic rock.

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, extra long delay today.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

oops, what's that...POST 14K!

[realmenhatelife]

Ron was exaggerating about the smoke detector, they dont go off that often. They certainly go off infrequently enough to ignore for a really long time.

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[Dell]

Rob Ford may be my favorite celebrity of all time...he's definitely my favorite politician

oops...was that 14K+1?

[realmenhatelife]

Pass out drunk on the street and dont freeze to death! Rob Ford's Jamaica.




These callers stink.

[jennysmurf]

nooners buddays...:bye:

oops, what's that...POST 14K!

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[A.J.]

These callers stink.

These have been pretty awful.

[realmenhatelife]

I thought of Fez when I saw the stories about the Full House commercial.

[Dell]

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:clap:

[Dell]

Big Bamboo

[realmenhatelife]

Big Bamboo

Got em.

[realmenhatelife]

This is the End is a stoner movie.

[realmenhatelife]

Could Warren Buffet "raffle" off 1 million dollars with tickets at $1 each and make money?

[sailor]

Could Warren Buffet "raffle" off 1 million dollars with tickets at $1 each and make money?

Of course, if enough people buy tickets.

[jennysmurf]

Could Warren Buffet "raffle" off 1 million dollars with tickets at $1 each and make money?

He's Warren Buffet, he can do whatever the heck he wants.

[realmenhatelife]

Of course, if enough people buy tickets.

Thats my point. I wonder at what point people say 'these odds arent worth 1$.'

[sailor]

Thats my point. I wonder at what point people say 'these odds arent worth 1$.'

For each person it's different. Reminds me of a study where they'd bid on $100 in a class and the winning bid would always be like $99, obviously. When they changed the rules to the top TWO bidders had to pay, you'd end up winning $100 with a bid of like $150 or such. Fun shit.

[realmenhatelife]

My whole office smells like boiling hot sauce. Literally the whole office, it's on the top floor and the lobby.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron leading the backlash. I remember when he was trying to lead the backlash blacklash.

[realmenhatelife]

If you yell out "I haven't seen it I'm waiting for season 3" then yes, its spoiling.



There you go, Fez stated it well.

[realmenhatelife]

Alex chilton

[realmenhatelife]

The funny thing is Ron knows the replacements but he doesnt know Big Star, the band Alex Chilton was actually in.

[sailor]

The funny thing is Ron knows the replacements but he doesnt know Big Star, the band Alex Chilton was actually in.

I'd bet he does.

[jennysmurf]

My whole office smells like boiling hot sauce. Literally the whole office, it's on the top floor and the lobby.

Maybe it's just you? Did you eat something with hotsauce and then you're cropdusting the office? That could be why you're smelling it everywhere you go.

[realmenhatelife]

I'd bet he does.

He doesn't know them enough to just toss them out and his avenue is definitely the line "I never go far with out a little Big Star." Certainly doesn't have the cred to bust Chris' balls.



Oh man, otto and george, that would be good.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe it's just you? Did you eat something with hotsauce and then you're cropdusting the office? That could be why you're smelling it everywhere you go.



This is like crystals or texas pete, which I dont like. And I dont crop dust. And I had my every day routine of a cliff bar with my coffee, then an apple and trail mix for lunch.

[sailor]

This is like crystals or texas pete, which I dont like. And I dont crop dust. And I had my every day routine of a cliff bar with my coffee, then an apple and trail mix for lunch.

Why would you have those with hot sauce?

[realmenhatelife]

Why would you have those with hot sauce?

black coffee and hotsauce, a 'Texas Martini.'

[deliciousV]

This is like crystals or texas pete, which I dont like. And I dont crop dust. And I had my every day routine of a cliff bar with my coffee, then an apple and trail mix for lunch.

C'mon! Texas Pete is the best.

[sailor]

'Texas Martini.'

I was a fan before they sold out.

[jennysmurf]

Pass out drunk on the street and dont freeze to death! Rob Ford's Jamaica.




These callers stink.

This is like crystals or texas pete, which I dont like. And I dont crop dust. And I had my every day routine of a cliff bar with my coffee, then an apple and trail mix for lunch.

You're not even a human, are you? You're a deer trapped in a man's body.

[deliciousV]

You're not even a human, are you? You're a deer trapped in a man's body.

if he is, we have to accept him, and call him Bambi

[jennysmurf]

if he is, we have to accept him, and call him Bambi

Did his Mom get shot by hunters in a really horrible, life-scarring way?

[deliciousV]

Did his Mom get shot by hunters in a really horrible, life-scarring way?

is there a way for your mom to get shot in a wonderful warm embrace, healing kind of way?

[jennysmurf]

is there a way for your mom to get shot in a wonderful warm embrace, healing kind of way?

Not really, but that death scarred thousands.

[deliciousV]

Not really, but that death scarred thousands.

you know what cures that, some tasty tasty venison.

[jennysmurf]

you know what cures that, some tasty tasty venison.

Could you bar-b-que it for me? I love me some deer BBQ.

[realmenhatelife]

C'mon! Texas Pete is the best.

I used to be into cystals but I lost my taste for it because it's too salty. I like tabasco green and chipotle. Then I have a red habanero I use too.

You're not even a human, are you? You're a deer trapped in a man's body.

I like to eat light at work or I get the heart burn. I eat meat at dinner. Thats probably another reason why I dont crop dust, I'm not eating a hoagie and cheetos at 9am like the rest of these animals.

[deliciousV]

Could you bar-b-que it for me? I love me some deer BBQ.

I like to take deer steak, marinate it, then cube it and wrap the cubes in bacon, then grill them. Brush on a little BBQ sauce in the last 5 minutes.

[deliciousV]

Lullabye by Shawn Mullins. I always liked that song.

[sailor]

is there a way for your mom to get shot in a wonderful warm embrace, healing kind of way?

Not with bullets.

[deliciousV]

Not with bullets.

well sure, there's that

[realmenhatelife]

If they needed ventilators all you need to do is unplug them.


This is a morbid topic.

[jennysmurf]

Not with bullets.

Still waters run deep. I'm watching you.

[realmenhatelife]

I think New York is way warmer than Chicago today.

Atleast the woman I talked to in Missouri said it was like -15.

[A.J.]

Janice: "I was laughing the other day...."

Yes, I'm sure.

[jennysmurf]

If they needed ventilators all you need to do is unplug them.


This is a morbid topic.

That's a lazy way to do it. This reminds me of the "how many kids can you fight all at once?"

[jennysmurf]

I think New York is way warmer than Chicago today.

Atleast the woman I talked to in Missouri said it was like -15.

It's 55 degrees here right now--gonna get up to 64 later.

[realmenhatelife]

"real north jersey" cuisine. You're gonna hear about some Sloppy Joes.




I cant really think of a food that is specific to North Jersey. Deep fried hot dogs? They have them other places but it isn't super wide spread I guess.

[realmenhatelife]

Janice: "I was laughing the other day...."

Yes, I'm sure.

She called to tell them about something she heard on the show last friday that made her buy a new tooth brush.

Thanks Janice.

[deliciousV]

She called to tell them about something she heard on the show last friday that made her buy a new tooth brush.

Thanks Janice.
And that she eats ass during "passion" , let's not overlook that.

[realmenhatelife]

And that she eats ass during "passion" , let's not overlook that.

Yeah that was just, ew. Imagine that giggling down there. Yodeling in the canyon.

[sailor]

Still waters run deep. I'm watching you.

And cold. But I think that jokes should be told in the opposite order.

[realmenhatelife]

bigplush is for perverts, right?

[A.J.]

"real north jersey" cuisine. You're gonna hear about some Sloppy Joes.




I cant really think of a food that is specific to North Jersey. Deep fried hot dogs? They have them other places but it isn't super wide spread I guess.

They have them in Southern CT too.

Taylor Ham is about the only Jersey thing I can think of.

[CountryBob]

Fleshlights suck - I got one and it wasn't all it is supposed to be.

As for it being gay to have one (according to one Ron) - he is full of shit.

[CountryBob]

haha - that caller defending the fleshlight :clap:
Killing me!

[CountryBob]

This is the End is a stoner movie.

I really didn't care for The End

[realmenhatelife]

Fleshlights suck - I got one and it wasn't all it is supposed to be.

As for it being gay to have one (according to one Ron) - he is full of shit.

What was it supposed to be aside from a silicon vagina replica?

[CountryBob]

What was it supposed to be aside from a silicon vagina replica?

a great sex toy -

some love them but for me - Id rather dry jack
TRUTH BOMBS!

[realmenhatelife]

a great sex toy -

some love them but for me - Id rather dry jack
TRUTH BOMBS!

jizz bombs

[CountryBob]

jizz bombs

look out below! :smoke:

[deliciousV]

"real north jersey" cuisine. You're gonna hear about some Sloppy Joes.




I cant really think of a food that is specific to North Jersey. Deep fried hot dogs? They have them other places but it isn't super wide spread I guess.

I found some pretty good recipes? Or would it be directions? Either way, I'm planning to make one of those, sounds tasty.

[keithy_19]

Fleshlights suck - I got one and it wasn't all it is supposed to be.

As for it being gay to have one (according to one Ron) - he is full of shit.

He said it's gay to have a fleshlight? I don't understand that logic at all.

[keithy_19]

Deep fried hot dogs. Ruts Hut style. So good.

http://media.northjersey.com/images/031711_rutshutweb1.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I found some pretty good recipes? Or would it be directions? Either way, I'm planning to make one of those, sounds tasty.

Kindof the joke is that it's not a rare or geographic sandwich at all. It's a 'special' which is a play on a Rueben. But in North Jersey they call them Sloppy Joes, despite that already being something else, and act like it's a regional food.

Here in suburban Philly I've probably eaten turkey specials at a dozen places.

Also, just read on wikipedia that the sandwich is also called a Rachel or a California Rueben elsewhere.

[deliciousV]

He said it's gay to have a fleshlight? I don't understand that logic at all.

he's old, like me. We wouldn't even admit that we spanked when we were kids, buying something to spank with feels like crossing a line. I know that's illogical, and stupid. It's just kind of ingrained.
Those silly morals have faded for me, for the most part, but I can see where he's coming from.

[keithy_19]

he's old, like me. We wouldn't even admit that we spanked when we were kids, buying something to spank with feels like crossing a line. I know that's illogical, and stupid. It's just kind of ingrained.
Those silly morals have faded for me, for the most part, but I can see where he's coming from.

I've never spanked before. Cause I never needed to with all the women I've had. I just had the fleshlight as a novelty...:flush:

[deliciousV]

I've never spanked before. Cause I never needed to with all the women I've had. I just had the fleshlight as a novelty...:flush:

believe me, I heard guys say things just as stupid as this in HS. If you admitted you spanked it , you were a fag.

[sailor]

he's old, like me. We wouldn't even admit that we spanked when we were kids, buying something to spank with feels like crossing a line. I know that's illogical, and stupid. It's just kind of ingrained.
Those silly morals have faded for me, for the most part, but I can see where he's coming from.

Sex toy for chicks - hot; for guys - gross.

Seems obvious.

[jennysmurf]

The thread title reminds me of this...

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[keithy_19]

believe me, I heard guys say things just as stupid as this in HS. If you admitted you spanked it , you were a fag.

This intrigues me. I was the first openly heterosexual student in an all gay school.

[deliciousV]

This intrigues me. I was the first openly heterosexual student in an all gay school.

I'm guessing prom was a hoot.

[keithy_19]

I'm guessing prom was a hoot.

It was a blast. My date, Joey, spiked the punch with wine coolers he stole from his aunt's fridge.

[deliciousV]

It was a blast. My date, Joey, spiked the punch with wine coolers he stole from his aunt's fridge.

Hot

[keithy_19]

Hot

Exactly! That's why we wore assless chaps.

[deliciousV]

Exactly! That's why we wore assless chaps.

that takes both confidence, and a hell of a loofah.

[LeedsJr]

Where is that thread-locking smurf when you need her? :lol:

[deliciousV]

Where is that thread-locking smurf when you need her? :lol:

A sexually ambiguous young man is telling us about his prom, who would lock that up?

[keithy_19]

Where is that thread-locking smurf when you need her? :lol:

I'd just unlock it. Dueling mods.

[Dell]

Where is that thread-locking smurf when you need her? :lol:

pretend on brother...like you don't like the self-satisfying man talk

:ohmy:

but sailor and delv had it right...only women should have sex toys

anything else is bi-curious, at best...

(I already know...I'm old as dirt)

[deliciousV]

pretend on brother...like you don't like the self-satisfying man talk

:ohmy:

but sailor and delv had it right...only women should have sex toys

anything else is bi-curious, at best...

(I already know...I'm old as dirt)

I've met him, he really is.

[Dell]

I've met him, he really is.

even an old man can get a table dance...if he has money'

edit: looks like the first full week of May this year for our golf trip...hope to see you again

[deliciousV]

even an old man can get a table dance...if he has money

then the Russian girls makee the sexy dance for you. It really sucks being broke.

[deliciousV]

even an old man can get a table dance...if he has money'

edit: looks like the first full week of May this year for our golf trip...hope to see you again

sounds good

[sailor]

Dueling mods.

Backwoods Kentucky gay.

[LeedsJr]

Backwoods Kentucky gay.


Redundantly redundant. :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Backwoods Kentucky gay.

*Fez voice* Hey! Rude and rude!

[realmenhatelife]

You're purely front woods.

[A.J.]

Backwoods Kentucky gay.

*Fez voice* Hey! Rude and rude!

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[jennysmurf]

You're purely front woods.

You stay outta this, I can easily get my hunting license. It's deer season you know.

[LeedsJr]

You stay outta this, I can easily get my hunting license. It's deer season you know.


Wabbit Season! :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Wabbit Season! :laugh:

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I was looking for a fun picture of wabbit season, and came across this!

[realmenhatelife]

You stay outta this, I can easily get my hunting license. It's deer season you know.

I dont think it is and also this doesnt make any sense.

[jennysmurf]

I dont think it is and also this doesnt make any sense.

It was a listening thread callback to yesterday when I accused you of being a deer in a human body, cause of the way you eat. You know, in THIS THREAD?