Ron and Fez Listening Thread 1/23/14 - The Creamy Elephant

[realmenhatelife]

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Ok I'll explain this one. On Peep Show, one of my favorite shows, one of the leads buys a very expensive white leather couch right before he becomes unemployed. The quality of the leather (creamy) and enormity of the payments (elephant in the room) lead to it being referred to as "The Creamy Elephant."



Made an appointment to get a new car battery. I'm pretty sure I could do that myself but fuck that in this weather.

[realmenhatelife]

Also forgot my work ID at home but the dude wasn't at the desk. So I ran out and grabbed my lunch and book and I'll just stay out of the lobby.

[sailor]

People get new batteries before they just die?

[LeedsJr]

People get new batteries before they just die?


Of course. Why would dead people need new batteries?

Think before you ask these questions, silly!

[sailor]

Of course. Why would dead people need new batteries?

Think before you ask these questions, silly!

I was gonna reword it, but it wasn't worth the effort.

[realmenhatelife]

People get new batteries before they just die?

You know if they want to avoid being stranded somewhere. They'll want to replace it in March when I have inspection anyway, might as well enjoy 5 weeks of easier cold morning stars.




Wow, losing the show opener hurts on a morning when Ron is running late and we get to listen to an entire ICP song.

[realmenhatelife]

Thats the only time you'll hear fez say "move to a warm box."

[underdog]

Fez saying "what's in the box" and Bobby Slayton coming up? Are they trying to get people to stop listening?

[LeedsJr]

Fez saying "what's in the box" and Bobby Slayton coming up? Are they trying to get people to stop listening?


They've been trying for the better part of a decade. We're slow on the uptake around here.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

what's in the fuckin box?

[realmenhatelife]

I think Slayton is funnier than Russel Peters.

[LeedsJr]

nooners buddays...:bye:

what's in the fuckin box?


Everybody Loves Raymond signed by Brad Garrett.

[realmenhatelife]

Shouldve been Wade Garrett.

[Dell]

I've heard "the sub is going down," but never "the sub is sinking"...:laugh:

I don't think they blow the submerging horn if the sub were to sink...

[deliciousV]

Fez saying "what's in the box" and Bobby Slayton coming up? Are they trying to get people to stop listening?

at least it's a comedian, not a director or aging rock star

[Dell]

bringing up Patrice is going to be hilarious...I hope he goes off :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

It would be so fucking funny if Fez told Ron he felt this way because he had gay tendencies he was trying to suppress.

[jennysmurf]

Also forgot my work ID at home but the dude wasn't at the desk. So I ran out and grabbed my lunch and book and I'll just stay out of the lobby.

I'm totally calling the guy. I want to see you try to get around like a ninja.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm totally calling the guy. I want to see you try to get around like a ninja.

I'm just staying on the 4th floor, it isn't that hard. I can stomp around pretty much I just cant walk down to the lobby into the eyeline of the desk person. Actually, I could even do that, I just cant go outside and come back in.

[LeedsJr]

Just listening to this guy makes me compulsively clear my throat. :wacko:

[CountryBob]

:bye: hello

[deliciousV]

:bye: hello

Howdy

[Dell]

he angered me with the Patrice comments...he has angered me more hearing how he was inconvenienced by 9-11

he may out-Fez Fez in this category...:happy:

[jennysmurf]

:bye: hello

Howdy

Get a room.

[deliciousV]

wow, Blowhard on the war path! Seems like he was going a bit beyond the setup.

[CountryBob]

I was passed out after a party and came to the next morning as a friend was lowering his ball sack onto my nose. I punched him right in the sack and that ended that shit. It wasn't funny for him.

[CountryBob]

Get a room.

haha - hi sweetpea :bye:

[deliciousV]

Get a room.

nah, you go, I already have insurance

[jennysmurf]

This guy looks like he sounds...

http://www.igoshows.com/images/177.jpg

[jennysmurf]

nah, you go, I already have insurance

I'm gonna have that gub'ment insurance soon!

[deliciousV]

I'm gonna have that gub'ment insurance soon!

Well it is the law. I hope your boss kicked in

[Dell]

wow, Blowhard on the war path! Seems like he was going a bit beyond the setup.

his error is always going too long...way too long

[realmenhatelife]

Cigars and Scotch does a pretty good Slayton.

[jennysmurf]

Well it is the law. I hope your boss kicked in

He did. They're going halfsies with me on it. That meant I could bump up to the silver plan!

[Dell]

I'm gonna have that gub'ment insurance soon!

you can afford it, then you don't need it...I keed, I keed

[deliciousV]

Cigars and Scotch does a pretty good Slayton.


With better material.

[jennysmurf]

you can afford it, then you don't need it...I keed, I keed

Don't make me come over there. :annoyed:

[deliciousV]

He did. They're going halfsies with me on it. That meant I could bump up to the silver plan!


Nice. You're well on your way to that severely overdue pap smear

[CountryBob]

Nice. You're well on your way to that severely overdue pap smear

what are you trying to say - has someone been sexually active on this board? Ridiculous!

[jennysmurf]

Nice. You're well on your way to that severely overdue pap smear

You just hush about my lady parts. I always go to my lady doctor for a tune-up twice a year, like good girls do.

[realmenhatelife]

Nice. You're well on your way to that severely overdue pap smear

She's so overdue it's a pappy smear now.

[CountryBob]

You just hush about my lady parts. I always go to my lady doctor for a tune-up twice a year, like good girls do.

oil change and a rotation?

[jennysmurf]

oil change and a rotation?

Sure.....of a sort.....

[realmenhatelife]

Russel's coming in? Ask him about Patrice, he hated him.


Ha

[A.J.]

You just hush about my lady parts. I always go to my lady doctor for a tune-up twice a year, like good girls do.

So you DON'T need my insurance after all? :ohmy:

[sailor]

I think Slayton is funnier than Russel Peters.

Racist.

[deliciousV]

that Sling Blade unscreened call cracks me up every time.

[realmenhatelife]

Racist.

Not against whatever Slayton is. Irish Jew?

[realmenhatelife]

Slayton's daughter and Dice's son should start a super group.

[A.J.]

that Sling Blade unscreened call cracks me up every time.

Me too. I know it's coming, I've heard it a bunch of times and I still laugh when I hear it.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont want to act like radio row isnt a fun thing to do despite how extensively I spoke yesterday about how much I detest it...

[deliciousV]

I actually enjoyed "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" , you have to get thru about 20 minutes of weirdness, but then it gets pretty good.

[Dell]

I had a boss that played baseball at Georgia Tech and never followed baseball once he graduated...not at all

I found that strange as Fez felt Tom Brady not watching the superbowl...

[sailor]

I'm just staying on the 4th floor, it isn't that hard. I can stomp around pretty much I just cant walk down to the lobby into the eyeline of the desk person. Actually, I could even do that, I just cant go outside and come back in.

How'd you get in originally?

[sailor]

Not against whatever Slayton is. Irish Jew?

Against peters.

[deliciousV]

Against peters.

because he's Canadian?

[realmenhatelife]

How'd you get in originally?

No one was at the desk, I just grabbed the door behind someone else.

[deliciousV]

It really is too early for me to start drinking, isn't it?

[LeedsJr]

It really is too early for me to start drinking, isn't it?


Crazy talk.

[Dell]

It really is too early for me to start drinking, isn't it?

made up problem...

[sailor]

because he's Canadian?

Sure, that's a race.

[deliciousV]

Crazy talk.

made up problem...


my drinking buddy's , good pep talk. Right after I hit "Submit Reply" I was pouring a double shot of Bourbon and popping the top on a beer.

[jennysmurf]

So you DON'T need my insurance after all? :ohmy:

Sure I do. I'll keep your insurance as a little something-something on the side. :wink:

[deliciousV]

Sure, that's a race.

maybe a dog sled race.

[LeedsJr]

my drinking buddy's , good pep talk. Right after I hit "Submit Reply" I was pouring a double shot of Bourbon and popping the top on a beer.


Fuckin' thirsty now.

[LeedsJr]

This is the first time I've heard the show this week.

Is this just an off day, or is today an example of the way things have been moving?

I've been in and out, but the interaction I've heard between Ron and Fez sounded as awkward as ever, I've barely heard Shelby at all, and the 2 guest segments sounded mostly like RBI to me, almost no chiming in from anybody else.

[jennysmurf]

This is the first time I've heard the show this week.

Is this just an off day, or is today an example of the way things have been moving?

I've been in and out, but the interaction I've heard between Ron and Fez sounded as awkward as ever, I've barely heard Shelby at all, and the 2 guest segments sounded mostly like RBI to me, almost no chiming in from anybody else.

They're starting to fall back into old patterns, but I'm not ready to throw in the towel yet. It's been a lot better and more entertaining lately.

[sailor]

Is slayton peters' hype man?

[realmenhatelife]

This is the first time I've heard the show this week.

Is this just an off day, or is today an example of the way things have been moving?

I've been in and out, but the interaction I've heard between Ron and Fez sounded as awkward as ever, I've barely heard Shelby at all, and the 2 guest segments sounded mostly like RBI to me, almost no chiming in from anybody else.

The guest segments and participation from Fez and Shelby have been at higher levels than today would let on.

Although Ron has been prone to put the boots to people this week, and he was sick on Monday. The bosses want them to do Radio Row for the super bowl and Ron got mega bitchy about it.

He was handing out 'moody dick' cards where you could tell Ron he was being a 'moody dick' to get him to lay off on Tuesday. That was self aware.

[deliciousV]

This is the first time I've heard the show this week.

Is this just an off day, or is today an example of the way things have been moving?

I've been in and out, but the interaction I've heard between Ron and Fez sounded as awkward as ever, I've barely heard Shelby at all, and the 2 guest segments sounded mostly like RBI to me, almost no chiming in from anybody else.

Fez is hit and miss, he has some decent days, and some quiet days, no break down or angry Fez days.

This is the quietest Shelby has ever been, and with guests they seemed to try harder at first to all interact, they've faded fast though. They all seem out of synch, like there have been so many changes to what's expected of them they're all lost.

[LeedsJr]

And of course as soon as I talked about Fez not chiming in with the guests, they start talking about his mustache and he's funny as hell. :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I'm on super mega self-imposed sailor time, but Fezzie eating the really old Oreos is hilarious.:laugh:

[A.J.]

Sure I do. I'll keep your insurance as a little something-something on the side. :wink:

I feel like a slut.

[LeedsJr]

I'm on super mega self-imposed sailor time, but Fezzie eating the really old Oreos is hilarious.:laugh:


Shoot, I missed that bit.

The show is ending really strong. :thumbup:

[Dell]

This is the first time I've heard the show this week.

Is this just an off day, or is today an example of the way things have been moving?

I've been in and out, but the interaction I've heard between Ron and Fez sounded as awkward as ever, I've barely heard Shelby at all, and the 2 guest segments sounded mostly like RBI to me, almost no chiming in from anybody else.

I'm not feeling the RBI vibe as much as when they first came back...a lot more conversational

while I agree with needing more Shelby...Fez is not reacting negatively to Ron's jabs which is all I wanted and Fez tries to stay funny

I'm liking the new format a lot...

[deliciousV]

I feel like a slut.

everybody enjoys a little side insurance

[keithy_19]

what are you trying to say - has someone been sexually active on this board? Ridiculous!

:bye:

[deliciousV]

:bye:

Fleshlights don't count

[jennysmurf]

I feel like a slut.

You are. You're my insurance slut.

[jennysmurf]

Fleshlights don't count

:laugh: Don't you listen to that bully, Keithy.

[deliciousV]

this would have been the day for them to extend the show, like they said they could when moving over to Raw Dog.

[keithy_19]

:laugh: Don't you listen to that bully, Keithy.

I gave up the fleshlight years ago after my mom found it in my closet.

[Dell]

donk buddays...:bye:

[deliciousV]

I gave up the fleshlight years ago after my mom found it in my closet.

Did you give it up, or was it confiscated?

[PapaBear]

I gave up the fleshlight years ago after my mom found it in my closet.
I'm happy to hear your sex toy is out of the closet.

[Dell]

I gave up the fleshlight years ago after my mom

good thing you didn't stop there...that would have been a cliff hanger

[A.J.]

I feel like a slut.

You are. You're my insurance slut.

So dirty...yet so hot.

[jennysmurf]

I'm happy to hear your sex toy is out of the closet.

Even Keithy's sex toys are gay.

[sailor]

Even Keithy's sex toys are gay.

They all are.

[realmenhatelife]

Are you saying Keithy glued sand to his fleshlight so it felt like it had 5 oclock shadow?

[jennysmurf]

They all are.

Your face is gay.

[jennysmurf]

Are you saying Keithy glued sand to his fleshlight so it felt like it had 5 oclock shadow?

No, but that's strangely specific. You have a secret to tell?

[realmenhatelife]

No, but that's strangely specific. You have a secret to tell?

Pizza rolls are gross, there's an open secret.

[keithy_19]

I just have a thing for old Italian women.

[jennysmurf]

Pizza rolls are gross, there's an open secret.

Nonsensical ramblings of a lunatic mind.

[deliciousV]

I just have a thing for old Italian women.

Who doesn't?

[jennysmurf]

I love Jo Koy. He's on Chelsea Lately all the time, and she's so mean to him. He's hilarious.

[thepaulo]

I just have a thing for old Italian women.


I'd batch to this.

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[jennysmurf]

I love the dogpile on Fezzie. This is awesome!:lol:

[jennysmurf]

this would have been the day for them to extend the show, like they said they could when moving over to Raw Dog.

Totally agree. It was going along great, there were at least two hours more, I'd bet. I wish they had come in at the beginning of the show.

[CountryBob]

:bye:

you get em tiger!
whip that pussy bang bang bang

[realmenhatelife]

you get em tiger!
whip that pussy bang bang bang

Did you hear David Allen Grier last Friday? He talked a little about the dinner scene in Boomerang.


Shit, or is that in Friday?

[CountryBob]

Did you hear David Allen Grier last Friday? He talked a little about the dinner scene in Boomerang.


Shit, or is that in Friday?

missed it - and it was in Boomerang.

[CountryBob]

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[realmenhatelife]

missed it - and it was in Boomerang.

Boomerang is an underrated movie. Atleast youd think people would remember it more.

[sailor]

Boomerang is an underrated movie. Atleast youd think people would remember it more.

Don't think I've heard of it before.

[realmenhatelife]

Don't think I've heard of it before.

It's like the last really funny Eddie Murphy movie. It was a big hit when it came out but I think it gets lumped in with the other shitty movies he did afterwards.

[Dell]

It's like the last really funny Eddie Murphy movie. It was a big hit when it came out but I think it gets lumped in with the other shitty movies he did afterwards.

I thought Boomerang was one of the "I'm only going to play ultra-cool guy" phase...the dinner scene was the only memorable part of that movie to me

I think he backed off the gotta-be-cool and allowed himself to be funny again in Nutty Professor, Bowfinger and Norbit...I even liked his voice work in Mulan and the Shrek animations

[realmenhatelife]

I thought Boomerang was one of the "I'm only going to play ultra-cool guy" phase...the dinner scene was the only memorable part of that movie to me

I think he backed off the gotta-be-cool and allowed himself to be funny again in Nutty Professor, Bowfinger and Norbit...I even liked his voice work in Mulan and the Shrek animations

He is playing that guy but he's also the butt of jokes because he's too cool. Like getting tricked into banging Ertha Kitt.