Ron and Fez Listening Thread 1/28/14 - Two for Tuesday

[realmenhatelife]

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See, there's two of them. Ted Leo and Aimee Mann's new project. Unfortunately the studio version of this is better but I cant embed it from soundcloud. This is close though. Ted Leonine guitars, Aimee Manning vocals.

[realmenhatelife]

I also wanted to talk about the grammys. No one seems to watch them. Atleast I didn't hear any real people talking about them, not even office chatter, and none of my friends had any comment on them via social media. So I dont think it's ego centric to say that not a lot of people watch the grammys just because I dont watch the grammys.


And yet everyone who possesses social media presence as a commodity was talking about the grammys. Celebs and paid commentors had lots to say about them. It created a weird condition where it seemed like the only people watching the grammys were in some way sponsored to do so. So who were they commenting to? Us I guess but we didn't want to watch them.

[jennysmurf]

Is the post-timing still off? Cause if so, I am going to have so much fun today. :devil2:

[jennysmurf]

I also wanted to talk about the grammys. No one seems to watch them. Atleast I didn't hear any real people talking about them, not even office chatter, and none of my friends had any comment on them via social media. So I dont think it's ego centric to say that not a lot of people watch the grammys just because I dont watch the grammys.


And yet everyone who possesses social media presence as a commodity was talking about the grammys. Celebs and paid commentors had lots to say about them. It created a weird condition where it seemed like the only people watching the grammys were in some way sponsored to do so. So who were they commenting to? Us I guess but we didn't want to watch them.

My trainer watched them. I accused her of making my workout extra difficult, because she was angry that Pink didn't win something. I told her to watch something pleasant next time. I never watch them, but it's just because I don't like award shows, I don't have anything against it, per se.

[PapaBear]

Is the post-timing still off? Cause if so, I am going to have so much fun today. :devil2:
My comp shows you posted this at 4:43AM.

[jennysmurf]

My comp shows you posted this at 4:43AM.

Yeah, I like to get up early.

[sailor]

My comp shows you posted this at 4:43AM.

Yeah, but which ZONE?

[PapaBear]

Yeah, but which ZONE?
I can assure you... It's a zone of DANGER!

[LeedsJr]

I watch the Grammys for the performances. I wasn't overly impressed this year.
I thought the Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragons song was by far the best.

[Dell]

My trainer watched them. I accused her of making my workout extra difficult, because she was angry that Pink didn't win something. I told her to watch something pleasant next time. I never watch them, but it's just because I don't like award shows, I don't have anything against it, per se.

beach access and a personal trainer...I hope to land one of those nanny gigs when I retire from my federal government job

nooners buddays...:bye:

[jennysmurf]

I can assure you... It's a zone of DANGER!

:laugh:

I'm still not fully-invested in this season, but I'm gonna hang in there.

[jennysmurf]

beach access and a personal trainer...I hope to land one of those nanny gigs when I retire from my federal government job

nooners buddays...:bye:

Neither of those come with the job. I have to pay for both. :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

My trainer watched them. I accused her of making my workout extra difficult, because she was angry that Pink didn't win something. I told her to watch something pleasant next time. I never watch them, but it's just because I don't like award shows, I don't have anything against it, per se.

Well you're talking about an award show for a medium most people dont give a shit about, contemporary music. Imagine if O&A did two days on the Tonys.


I never in a million years would've guessed that Pink would've hammered out this career. Doing the Q Mart proud. And Yum Yum donuts and the adult world.

[Dell]

oh boy...wheel of wasted :sleep:

[LeedsJr]

I can assure you... It's a zone of DANGER!

:laugh:

I'm still not fully-invested in this season, but I'm gonna hang in there.


I thought that was a Top Gun reference.

[LeedsJr]

Am I the only one who laughs every time Ron says Super Bowl?

It just sounds hysterical to me when he says it for some reason.

[LeedsJr]

I think Seattle is going to win.

So if you're a gambler, bet big on Denver, because I can't pick winners for shit.

[jennysmurf]

I thought that was a Top Gun reference.

Originally, maybe.:happy:

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[realmenhatelife]

I think Seattle is going to win.

So if you're a gambler, bet big on Denver, because I can't pick winners for shit.

I have a hard time not believing Denver doesnt win.

[realmenhatelife]

:laugh:

I'm still not fully-invested in this season, but I'm gonna hang in there.

What a loyalist.

[Dell]

Originally, maybe.:happy:

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so Archer is a spoof of Top Gun...was wondering a little about those cartoon characters (not anymore)

[Dell]

I have a hard time not believing Denver doesnt win.

I find myself 180 opposite of Fez...I want Denver to win solely because Peyton is their quarterback

[realmenhatelife]

I find myself 180 opposite of Fez...I want Denver to win solely because Peyton is their quarterback

I have no ill will either way, which is nice. A lot better than the world series this year.

[PapaBear]

so Archer is a spoof of Top Gun...was wondering a little about those cartoon characters (not anymore)
It's not a spoof of Top Gun. But Archer (the character) is obsessed with getting people to say that a given "zone" would be a "danger zone", because he apparently LOVES Top Gun.

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[jennysmurf]

so Archer is a spoof of Top Gun...was wondering a little about those cartoon characters (not anymore)

Missed it by that much.

That was just a promo, it really has nothing to do with Top Gun.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron just pulled a garbage can over his head to pretend he's a robot, I'm assuming by what the mic sounds like.

[jennysmurf]

What a loyalist.

I would do anything for H. Jon Benjamin. ANYTHING.

[LeedsJr]

Ron just pulled a garbage can over his head to pretend he's a robot, I'm assuming by what the mic sounds like.


If we could see that, it would be the first entertaining thing about this interview. :sleep:

[PapaBear]

I have a hard time not believing Denver doesnt win.
With all the freaky time zone shit going on, could you PLEASE just say you think Seattle will win?

[realmenhatelife]

I would do anything for H. Jon Benjamin. ANYTHING.

Even tolerate 3 moderately funny episodes of a show thats been great for multiple seasons?

[realmenhatelife]

With all the freaky time zone shit going on, could you PLEASE just say you think Seattle will win?

My double negative means I think Seattle will win, if thats any consolation, even though I think Denver is going to win.

[jennysmurf]

Even tolerate 3 moderately funny episodes of a show thats been great for multiple seasons?

Yes.:glurps:

[hanso]

I find myself 180 opposite of Fez...I want Denver to win solely because Peyton is their quarterback

then he hangs it up so my shitty team can stand a better chance

[realmenhatelife]

Yes.:glurps:

Thats big of you....





I'm just joshin. It has been a slow start but it's a new format. Last season was really strong off the bat which doesn't help.

[Dell]

Missed it by that much.

That was just a promo, it really has nothing to do with Top Gun.

even I caught that show in reruns...

[realmenhatelife]

Looks like I'm not the only one who had the trash can thought.

[Dell]

it's fucking vietnam...:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

it's fucking vietnam...:laugh:

I liked that too. :laugh: I'd type the specifics of what was so funny, but I'm pretty sure it would end up as a mod or sig quote.

[realmenhatelife]

I liked that too. :laugh: I'd type the specifics of what was so funny, but I'm pretty sure it would end up as a mod or sig quote.

We know how much time you spend on the beach.

[jennysmurf]

We know how much time you spend on the beach.

I do love the beach.

[realmenhatelife]

It's cute how Ron thinks things work in the corporate world.

[Dell]

We know how much time you spend on the beach.

I imagine she and her personal trainer do their workouts on the beach...the better halves are really showy, aren't they?

[realmenhatelife]

I do love the beach.

Even the brazilian beach?

[Dell]

It's cute how Ron thinks things work in the corporate world.

he knows...he was part of a carnival corporation, maaaaan

[Dell]

"eating cereal and watching TV"...Ron is cracking me up even while putting the boot to Fez

[Dell]

"it's chew out the staff, time"...said to the tune and cadence of "the advice show"

[LeedsJr]

"eating cereal and watching TV"...Ron is cracking me up even while putting the boot to Fez


The pissiness is getting tiring for me, especially after that interminable snoozefest of an interview.

[Dell]

4iar...


edit: dang it...LEEDS

[jennysmurf]

Even the brazilian beach?

Yep. :wink:

[jennysmurf]

4iar...


edit: dang it...LEEDS

He ruins everything. :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

4iar...


edit: dang it...LEEDS


Denied! :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

A Shelby Bit! Nice.

[jennysmurf]

I imagine she and her personal trainer do their workouts on the beach...the better halves are really showy, aren't they?

Silly, we meet at the park. The beach is on weekends.

[realmenhatelife]

Yep. :wink:

Oh snap, get drunk and text me.

[LeedsJr]

A Shelby Bit! Nice.


I honestly thought that was Fez at first.

[Dell]

A Shelby Bit! Nice.

you real-time listeners are such spoilers...I keed, I keed

[jennysmurf]

Oh snap, get drunk and text me.

Well, I was saving the first text for something really special....

[A.J.]

I honestly thought that was Fez at first.

Me too.

[LeedsJr]

Silly, we meet at the park. The beach is on weekends.


More crazy euphemisms.

[jennysmurf]

Me too.

I'm just hearing this. I thought it was Fezzy too. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Well, I was saving the first text for something really special....

Like Makers Mark?

[realmenhatelife]

I honestly thought that was Fez at first.

http://kindertrauma.com/images/books/ernestdragtrauma2.jpg

[LeedsJr]

They should have Fez do a run-in as the dad.

I love the fact that this is cracking Ron up. :happy:

[LeedsJr]

Like Makers Mark?


Fuckin' thirsty now.

[Dell]

I imagine Ron looking like Bruce Lee in the studio...putting the boot to all of them at the same time

[A.J.]

I like his charity. :laugh:

[hanso]

thought it was fez till the second line.

[jennysmurf]

They should have Fez do a run-in as the dad.

I love the fact that this is cracking Ron up. :happy:

That would be awesome.

[realmenhatelife]

I thought this was going to be about how Soda Stream is an Israeli company with offices in Gaza.


And who knew Soda Stream was Israeli?

[realmenhatelife]

My friend bought a soda stream to ease heartburn and upset stomach during her pregnancy. I dont think she used it very often.

[hanso]

I thought this was going to be about how Soda Stream is an Israeli company with offices in Gaza.


And who knew Soda Stream was Israeli?

They should get bar raffi to do the ad then

[sailor]

Scar Jo might get a few mill for a movie, is Ron high thinking she's get that for a commercial?!

[sailor]

I thought this was going to be about how Soda Stream is an Israeli company with offices in Gaza.


And who knew Soda Stream was Israeli?

You?

[sailor]

This thing on?

[CountryBob]

have they fixed this place yet?

[deliciousV]

Like Makers Mark?

Did somebody ring the dinner bell?

[deliciousV]

have they fixed this place yet?

if it is currently 6:45 am, yes.

[realmenhatelife]

You?

Not until very recently.

[CountryBob]

if it is currently 6:45 am, yes.

ha - didn't notice that

[realmenhatelife]

What if the big host for Friday that Ron is teasing is Jeffrey Gurian?

[LeedsJr]

What if the big host for Friday that Ron is teasing is Jeffrey Gurian?


Could be worse. Could be Barca.

I'm hoping for Dave, personally.

[realmenhatelife]

Could be worse. Could be Barca.

I'm hoping for Dave, personally.

That would be pretty wild.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah but it's not Islamic terrorists in this one. They're already there blowing shit up.

[LeedsJr]

Yeah but it's not Islamic terrorists in this one. They're already there blowing shit up.


I thought it was, just not Arabs.

[realmenhatelife]

I thought it was, just not Arabs.

I dont think it's an Islam beef even if it is. It's an ethnic russian thing. They're going after Russia on this one.





From what I've seen the brothels in Brazil arent in the 'bad neighborhoods.'

[LeedsJr]

This guy laughs just like Chippa. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Win?!? The US isn't making it out of the group stage.

[hanso]

This guy laughs just like Chippa. :laugh:

I just heard it as I read this...had it paused to hear jj mohrs he wasn't / hasn't been on lately.

[hanso]

Win?!? The US isn't making it out of the group stage.

We have numbers...more going to compete then any one to date.

[LeedsJr]

We have numbers...more going to compete then any one to date.


Are you talking about the Olympics?

I was talking about the World Cup.

[deliciousV]

I saw Vic Henley a few times at Jokers in Dayton Ohio. The first time I saw him was about a month after getting out of the hospital, I had a health issue that forced me to wear a colostomy bag for 6 months, I wanted to stay home for the entire 6 months, but my wife pushed me out the door.
Sometime during the show I got up to take a piss, I was sneaking around the outer edge of the room ,where it was darkest, about half way to the bathroom I hear Vic say "where ya going Pops, time to change your bag?". I wanted to disappear. I looked back at the table, then looked at the Mens room, trying to determine which one I could get to quickest, I finally noticed an elderly gentleman waving at the stage and heading into the pisser.
I should have known he wasn't talking to me, I was only 38 at the time, Henley was probably older than me, and obviously there was no way he could have known. But still, I was wrecked for the night.

[realmenhatelife]

I saw Vic Henley a few times at Jokers in Dayton Ohio. The first time I saw him was about a month after getting out of the hospital, I had a health issue that forced me to wear a colostomy bag for 6 months, I wanted to stay home for the entire 6 months, but my wife pushed me out the door.
Sometime during the show I got up to take a piss, I was sneaking around the outer edge of the room ,where it was darkest, about half way to the bathroom I hear Vic say "where ya going Pops, time to change your bag?". I wanted to disappear. I looked back at the table, then looked at the Mens room, trying to determine which one I could get to quickest, I finally noticed an elderly gentleman waving at the stage and heading into the pisser.
I should have known he wasn't talking to me, I was only 38 at the time, Henley was probably older than me, and obviously there was no way he could have known. But still, I was wrecked for the night.

It's too bad they're not taking calls, that would probably make him feel terrible.




This is also not the Blue Collar guy I thought he was.






Also, I'm looking at an ad for a waxing studio called "The Screamin' Peach."

[deliciousV]

It's too bad they're not taking calls, that would probably make him feel terrible.




This is also not the Blue Collar guy I thought he was.






Also, I'm looking at an ad for a waxing studio called "The Screamin' Peach."

I doubt it, but that's OK. He does a really funny show, lots of crowd work.

[hanso]

Are you talking about the Olympics?

I was talking about the World Cup.

ok nvm then never heard that brought up

[jennysmurf]

Also, I'm looking at an ad for a waxing studio called "The Screamin' Peach."

Do it. It hurts like heck, but the boys like the results.

[Dell]

It's too bad they're not taking calls, that would probably make him feel terrible.




This is also not the Blue Collar guy I thought he was.






Also, I'm looking at an ad for a waxing studio called "The Screamin' Peach."

perfect...:laugh:

[CountryBob]

Do it. It hurts like heck, but the boys like the results.

My chick don't have to wax for me - Im a real man who likes it natural. :smoke:
amazes me how so many guys wants their chick to look like an 11 yr old down there.

Now Im not saying that I like it like a 3 yr deserted island stranded with no razor chick hairiness but some nicely trimmed natural bushness works really good for me.

Just sayin - hmmm, I don't think anyone ever asked... :unsure:

[A.J.]

My chick don't have to wax for me - Im a real man who likes it natural. :smoke:
amazes me how so many guys wants their chick to look like an 11 yr old down there.

Now Im not saying that I like it like a 3 yr deserted island stranded with no razor chick hairiness but some nicely trimmed natural bushness works really good for me.

Just sayin - hmmm, I don't think anyone ever asked... :unsure:

I grew up in the 70s and 80s too, Bob!

[sailor]

I grew up in the 70s and 80s too, Bob!

Good one, Blowhard.

[deliciousV]

Good one, Blowhard.

Ha! Try 50's and 60's

[A.J.]

Good one, Blowhard.

You're one to talk.

[fezident]

Holy shit that Shelby character was funny!
Loved it.


Bring back the character showdown!!

[realmenhatelife]

Holy shit that Shelby character was funny!
Loved it.


Bring back the character showdown!!

La Cage a NOOOOO



That made me laugh every time.

[sailor]

You're one to talk.

You're the one living in the past, mr Anderson.